Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem
Santa Claus AKA Kris has send a quest to a mercenary name Shez to recover his Santa hat that was stolen by a bunch of naughty posers known as the agarthans AKA Those Who Slither in the Dark & its up for Shez to save Christmas by recovering Kris Santa hat & defeating a group of posers that stolen Kris's hat.
"Shez you must recover my Santa hat if everybody want to have a good Christmas this year & its up to you to save Christmas."
"Alright Kris I'll do my part on saving Christmas."
"You're going to have to create an army..."
"Hmm...I know just the way to do it!"
At a random city in the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus.
Shez is wearing her disco suit & dance at the city to recruit for her cause on saving Christmas & helping Kris on recovering his Santa hat.
"Dancing for people to go to war with a bunch of posers known as Those Who Slither in the Dark hiding like noobs plox!"
"I'll come, I hate those noobs!"
"I will too!"
"I hate those cowards!"
"Sign me up!"
1 week later...
Shez & a group of Bronze Knights, Guards, Mercenaries, & Others that she recruited at the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus appear in the mountain area of Hyrm where Shambhala stronghold is at.
"Tonight...We dine...At Shambhala!"
(Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24)
Shez & a group of Bronze Knights, Guard, & Others overrun the underground of Shambhala.
Killing the posers & their technologies by bigass numbers due to the agarthans are few in numbers due to magical identity theft.
Every agarthans are kill to extinctions by a bunch of bronzes & saving Christmas & unwitting saving Fodlan in a nutshell.
Shez & the Bronze Army appearing before the small group of posers cowardly hiding in the corner of Shambhala.
"Give up the hat noob!"
"Fine! You Win!" Arval surrender like a cowardly noob & give Kris's Santa hat back to the mercenary before getting decapitated by Shez after the poser surrender like a bitch.
Now all the agarthans posers have been pwned to extinction by Shez & her Bronze Army of Knights, Guards, & Others have save Christmas from the posers.
Shez & her Bronze Army have succeed in saving Christmas by pwning the agarthans noobs to death & getting Santa hat back from the posers. They celebrated by drinking eggnog before they go back to Kris to deliver back his Santa hat.
"Ho Ho Ho!"
"Thanks Shez for Saving Christmas!"
"No problem."
"Now Santa has to go to pwn some naughty kids!"
"Merry Christmas! Shez & Everybody!"
"Merry Christmas! Kris & Everyone!"
Shez, Kris, & the Bronze Army of Knights, Guards, & Others & Santa Elves celebrated Christmas by dancing disco on the corpses of the agarthans posers, pwning naughty kids, & delivering presents.
Merry Christmas!
