Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 20: The Kings Island Visit

Date: October 28th, 2023

So it's literally still the same day as when I went to the annoying fantasy world. I'm still calling it that. Anyway, want to guess where I am now? That's right, a huge part of my childhood. Kings Island theme park. Why am I here? Carlos. He's been a lot of trouble during the past year. We are walking to the park entrance. Cell complains: "Why the hell can't we just teleport into the damn park?!" Ugandan Knuckles replies: "My Buddha, we don't want to cause trouble by teleporting inside." I add: "It may mean we have to pass through security but we have workarounds, right Bray?" The Great Sage nods: "It does not seem like it to you all but I cast some spells on us. We shall pass through security with no trouble. They'll think our costumes are just really good." Dominic yawns: "That's good. I don't want this to become a nap causation." Kermit smiles: "The best part is we don't have to worry about their chaperone policy! Or else, Cell would have to be chaperoned by a responsible adult!" "GOD DAMN IT, KERMIT!" Bakugo scoffs: "Damn nerds." Abridged Yami asks: "Are there any children's card games in this theme park?" I reply: "No." "Well, that's just disappointing." "Seto, can we have ice cream after we enter the park?" "Shut up, Mokuba!" Tsunade speaks: "Do they have sakè? I really could use some." "I doubt it but if you go to the bar by the lake near the swinging ship Viking Fury, they do have alcohol there. But I doubt you'd be able to get any since it would be too much trouble to make us all fake IDs." Beerus says while listening to the music: "This music they're playing isn't bad. I must admit, I slightly enjoy it."

I sigh: "Why do I feel like it won't be long before things start going wrong? This isn't my universe which is good because I don't want to run into my past self here. Something like that might actually be powerful enough to mess up the timeline. Let's stick together for now." We soon pass through security with no problems at all. Magic can't fix everything but it sure comes in handy. Dominic looks at the crowds: "Not too bad so far. Crowds are a great way to lull me to sleep." "We should be able to ride whatever we want without long wait times if this keeps up." "Hehehehe! Candy! I want candy!" "We know you do, Carlos. You shall get some. This will be intriguing." A few minutes later, we are all settled in, having successfully entered the park. I sweat drop at a thought: "Out of all of us, I'm probably going to attract the most attention. Okay, maybe myself, Cell, Beerus, Whis, the Mane 6, or.. Buu.. Who thought it was a good idea to bring Buu here? Someone better keep an eye on him at all times. Thankfully, we have more than a few responsible individual here. Anyway, I'm in the funniest position considering I'm the one wearing 900 pounds of armor. Knights are iconic even in a modern world where knights are obsolete. The weight of my armor means I can't ride any thrill rides or roller coasters unless Dominic or Bray mess with physics a little bit. Let's figure out where everyone's going to eat first. It's always good to eat first here in my opinion. The restaurants just opened. I know the way around by heart." For the first hour, things went incident free. Yeah, had a bunch of kids and nerds admire us but hey, we got our food, ate it, and met back up just like that. Rainbow Dash pouts after we meet back up: "Aww man, we can't ride anything either!" Rarity comforts her: "It'll be alright. With the power of magic, that can be changed, darling."

"If we stay long enough, you can do the haunted houses without much issue I hope. They really stepped up their game this year. Halloween Haunt has been lacking in some aspects since after 2019. They have less houses now. By a decrease of 2 or 3." The first notable chaotic incident occurred on Boo Blasters. It was nearly a walk on for myself, Cell, and Abridged Ishizu. We get on, an employee closes the ride vehicle and we're good to go. "Have a great ride!" Cell exclaims: "Okay, what the hell even is this thing again?" "It's a shooting ride. See the blasters in front of us? Pick one up and shoot at the lighted targets." Ishizu says: "This ride has nothing to do with the fate of the world. I don't know why I agreed to do this." "Because shut the hell up?" "Don't use my own catchphrase against me." "Why not?" "Because shut up." I shake my head and sigh. Cell looks at the art style of the ride and proclaims: "This ride is boring! I could beat the living crap out of little Gohan easily if I put in a little effort now! This is f'ing child's play!" We start being able to shoot targets: "It's a shame the blasters don't make noise anymore. It's also possible to not even realize you scored any points for a couple minutes on here." Cell is shocked as I hit more targets than him. "What?! How the hell are you doing that?" "Artist's eye." "Very funny! You must be cheating!" "I'm not." "Then Ishizu must be with her ability to see the future and all that crap." "I foresee Cell will start eating his words when we reach the skeleton room near the end of this ride." "Shut the hell up!" "I'm not using my Artist's Eye ability. I'm just using my artist's eye." "That doesn't make any sense! I'll show you both!" Cell goes Super Saiyan 2 and starts spamming the blaster, trying to fire at everything. Right as we get to the portion with the clock, he breaks his blaster. The ride comes to an emergency stop. Ishizu clears her throat: "My apologies. I meant Cell would eat his words at this part of the ride. Because shut up."

"Attention all Boo Blasters riders, the ride has come to an emergency stop because of some boos messing with the attraction. We will be getting it back in operation shortly." "More like never as long as that blaster is broken. Cell, I'm just going to fix it. I'll actually use my Artist's Eye." My left eye turns pink and with it, I easily fix the blaster Cell broke. "Cell, go easy on the blaster and any parts of this ride or the other rides. Otherwise, you'll end up breaking everything." "Haha, very funny. I'll do whatever the hell I want!" He breaks it again, the ride stops again. I start firing at all nearby targets within reach and gain a huge lead over him. Ishizu does so too until I fix it again. Cell starts eating his words and we start using the blasters normally for now on. No more incidents happen unless you count Cell yelling angrily about his defeat at our hands on Boo Blasters. He almost started mistaking both of us as Gohan. The next thing I saw happen was while I was getting a drink at Coca-Cola Marketplace next to Sol Spin. I hear Roshi's voice. "Oh no.. We shouldn't have let HIM come. Wait, didn't we let Zarbon come too? Well.. *silently curses*" I get my drink, come over to Roshi and resist the urge to slap him as he acts like a total pervert due to a nearby group of women. "Roshi. Stop that. Go do something else. We didn't come here so you could be a pervert. That's just wrong." "I don't give a damn about anything other than finding coo-" "Please just stop. Come on, let me show you something." I lead him to the dart throwing game. The employee running it smiles when we come to it. They admire my armor: "Wow, great costume! Like a real knight!" Roshi laughs: "Hehehe, that's no costume! It's the real deal!" "Roshi! Did you have to do that? Okay, I admit it. It's real. I'm a real knight. But let's keep this hush hush, don't want any problems to be caused. Let's just say some things have already happened. Like on Boo Blasters not too long ago.."

The employee shrugs. Eventually, I get Roshi to play the game. His aim ended up being just horrible. It's a hard enough game, trying to pop balloons with big darts. But Roshi was really bad at it. I watched him fail over and over again for several minutes before making an excuse to leave. That should keep him busy for a while. Getting a bad feeling, I speed walk to Sweet Spot, Kings Island's candy store. Carlos can be inhibited when it comes to sweets. At least, sometimes he can be. Buu though is another matter.. Then there's Pinkie Pie.. I go in and see Pinkie Pie and Buu patiently waiting for sweets for once with the employees in Sweet Spot having shocked facial expressions as they bring out sweet after sweet for them. I walk to them and say: "What did you two do?" I feel someone tapping me. I see Madeline with fire in her eyes: "Madeline. What did they do and what did you do to them?" She speaks in a tone mixing anger, amusement, joy, and concern into one: "They ordered everything in the bakery! I made sure they didn't eat it all in seconds! They'll keep waiting as long as I'm here!" I start stepping back: "I'm just.. going to do something else now." I wandered around for a bit only to see some familiar faces in line for Kings Mills Antique Autos. I keep going off on my own to do whatever I want and to keep an eye on the potential chaos that could erupt anywhere at anytime. They just got in line. I join them. Zarbon is doing things with his hands: "Oh my.. Look at all these hot people!" Abridged Odeon stares at me: "He promised me gummy bears if I rode this with him." And last but not least, Dominic. He also stares at me: "I'm only here to make sure nothing happens. I'm taking the wheel." Zarbon says: "No! I'm taking the wheel!" Odeon just says: "Gummy bears."

I sigh: "This is what we get for listening to Carlos. Why did just about everyone who could somehow set Kings Island on fire have to come too? I wonder where Doofensmirtz and Kermit went." Zarbon moans: "Oh my.. That fountain.. It was quite nice.." "..Which one?" And then just like that, it was our turn to ride. An employee asks: "How many?" I beat the others: "4." We are directed to stand on the closest dots to us. After we get on, Dominic has cemented that he will be driving. I sat behind Zarbon. "Zarbon, you do realize that this is an antique cars, right? You won't exactly be able to admire anyone really hot from here." "Who cares about that?! Right now, I'm just enjoying the feeling this antique car is giving me.." "I want my gummy bears but what the hell?" We ride it and have to listen to Zarbon the entire time. After we get off, Dominic yawns: "According to my calculations, it won't take much more for security to start asking some of us to leave the park unless someone's bs anime powers activate. This is such a nap causation." That's when we hear horrendous singing being belted out from across the park. "LALALALALALALA." I sigh: "You know, I'm both amused at the chaos and horrified by it. Also, the only things that are supposed to be that loud here at Kings Island are the fireworks and the roller coasters. What are some of the others doing? Gotta go, I'm going to see what the hell is up with that loud singing." I speed walk off. The clinking of my armor gets a lot of stares but I choose not to care. I get stopped a couple times as some kids really find me super cool. But I stay focused on the possible places where the singing came from. At first, I tried the stages near Kings Island's Eiffel Tower but there was no one on them. "Oh no.. Not the Festhaus.." I walk to the Festhaus which is where I got 2 slices of LaRosa's cheese pizza and 2 breadsticks with tomato dipping sauce earlier.

And sure enough, Kermit and Doofensmirtz are singing. In fact, they're singing so obnoxiously loud that I have to use Artist's Eye to create earplugs for myself. I try yelling: "QUIET DOWN!" They clearly don't hear me. So I keep trying, getting louder and louder every single time. "BOTH OF YOU. STOP SINGING!" "YOURE GIVING PEOPLE POTENTIAL HEARING DAMAGE!" "HOW ARE YOU TWO SO LOUD?!" "WHEN DID YOU GET SO BAD AT SINGING, KERMIT!" I keep trying for several minutes. But still, nothing changes. They aren't even using microphones. As if that weren't enough, they're far louder than even Alkali gets. I start just giving people earplugs while trying to get Kermit and Doofensmirtz to stop. Security come but against the sound, they can't do anything. They can try to restrain the two but Kermit has his Super Froggy transformations.. But then, someone else gets loud enough for them to hear: "SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU DAMN EXTRAS! YOU'RE SO LOUD THAT MY EARS CANT TAKE IT!" They both stop singing. Kermit greets Bakugo: "Oh hey, Bakugo! Did you like our singing?" "It was crap! Next time you sing loudly, at least make it sound good!" I removed my earplugs: "I've been trying to get you to stop singing for the past several minutes." "Hey Swiftdrawer!" Doofensmirtz sighs: "This is what I get for making a new Inator on the spot. Behold, the Sing-Like-Heinz-Doofensmirtz-Inator! It's so tiny that you can barely see it at all!" He goes onto explain the Inator and the tragic backstory of his that led to it: him failing a karaoke competition badly years ago. Bulma shows up and starts pulling Kermit and Doofensmirtz by their ears: "That's enough! Both of you!" She starts dragging them away. Bakugo scoffs and walks away: "I'm out of here." I go to Dodgems: "Surely NOTHING can go wrong on the bumper cars." As the last person to get in line in time to enter the ride, it was only a few minutes before I was proven wrong. I was so focused in finding an empty car that I didn't notice the individuals I know personally who were also riding it.

I sit down in a car by myself and find it is unaffected by my armor's weight. I sense someone familiar in a nearby car. It's Dominic and he's riding with Zarbon while winking at me. Okay, so he's behind the car being unaffected by my armor's weight. The ride starts. At first, nothing strange happens. And then, Beerus is heard yelling: "You mortals don't stand a chance against me! I will bump all of your cars!" Unseen by the untrained eye, Beerus puts some of his destructive energy inside the bumper car he's riding with Whis. "Oh crap. I better not get hit by him." I'm actually decent at driving the bumper cars on Dodgems so I easily get around most people. But still, Beerus's car eventually bumps into mine and I watch as the car breaks under me. All other riders experience the same thing. The ride is shutdown, the cars start smoking. An alarm goes off. The ride attendant announces: "Attention all riders, please exit and evacuate immediately. If you need help getting out, someone will get you out. Help is on the way." I use Artist's Eye: "I don't think so. I have enough to stop this from getting worse and even reverse it." I fix the cars but we still have to exit. Beerus smirks: "Now that was a fun attraction. Not bad. What next?" Rainbow Dash sees The Scrambler and points at it: "That!" I sigh: "Yeah, great idea. I like to call it The Smoosher. The centrifugal force keeps making you go towards one of the ends of the seat itself. It hurts. I don't want to imagine what would happen if I went on that in this armor of mine. Also, Beerus. Please don't break the bumper cars again. You almost got an entire fire department to rush here. This isn't Twisted Land where the rides can stand up to you adding your power to the minecarts."

Dominic adds: "I'm wearing armor as well. I'm saying nope too. The sheer force caused by us riding that.. Come on, Swiftdrawer. Let's just sit down somewhere and relax." "But what about Zarbon?" I look over to see Dark Helmet showing off his Swartzstick to Zarbon: "Nevermind. I'm not even going to ask when Dark Helmet got here. Let's just go." And that's exactly what we do. We pass by Roshi who is still failing at the dart toss game. We even up sitting down near The Great Pumpkin Coaster. I point to it: "That might be the first ever roller coaster I ever went on." "Now that's not a nap causation." "Why did you think we should come here to relax?" "There's no reason for anyone other than Buu or Pinkie Pie to come to this area." "You're right. Wait.. Is that Cell in line for The Great Pumpkin Coaster? Looks like you were wrong." I point to show Cell standing in one of the rows for getting on The Great Pumpkin Coaster. The miniature roller coaster goes around 2 or 3 times. Dominic chuckles and yawns mid chuckle: "Well, now that's something." "I'd say it's delicious information." "Delicious information?" "I just find acquiring good information to be satisfying and practically tasty. Yummy brain food." "What a nap causation. Why didn't you ever mention this before?" "I forgot." Ugandan Knuckles is also waiting for a row. He waves at us and yells: "EBOLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!" Buu laughs. He's also in line. You know who else is in line? Rigby and Muscleman. When it's their turn to ride, all but Cell look excited and cheer. Dominic and I move closer to them without getting in line. Cell just looks scared. Rigby, Muscleman, and Buu laugh at him. Rigby even says: "Aww, Cell's afraid of a little roller coaster!" Cell frowns: "I'm going to kill Kermit for this. I'm so going to kill him for this."

A couple minutes later, they get off. Muscleman and Rigby are disappointed. "Wow, that was so boring." "You know who else thinks that roller coaster was so boring? My mom!" Buu is happy: "Yay! Buu like purple roller coaster! Buu want to ride again!" I'm not even sure what Ugandan Knuckles was feeling about the roller coaster. Ultimate Shaggy comes over to us: "Like man, Boo Blasters was not as enjoyable as I thought it would be. I did everything I could to enjoy it but no dice." Cell comments on the little roller coaster: "That actually was okay. Kermit will live for now." Cell sees Flying Ace Aerial Chase on the other side of Planet Snoopy. He nods in approval: "That roller coaster doesn't sound that scary anymore." I tease him: "You sure about that? Your legs dangle from your seat on there." "What? That's nothing. I've been to hell and back. That doesn't scare me in the slightest." "While that is all well and good, you're too tall to ride. Look at me, I'm tall myself. I used to worry about hitting the roof of the station with my feet." "Like hell I'm too tall to ride! I'm not too tall!" "I'm too tall to ride it, even without my armor on." "Prove it!" "So be it. Anyone who wants to ride it, follow me." That was basically everyone present, except Dominic who opted to take a nap. That's Miitopia's resident scientist for ya. We get in line. We walk through it and soon, it's our time to ride. Cell and I are in front of the others. When asked how many, I answer. The employee who asked replies: "The two of you in front. Please step over there and let me check your heights." I comply and get Cell to as well. We are measured with a metal bar of sorts in the station. They shake their head: "Unfortunately, you are too tall to ride." Cell fumes. "I told you, Cell. *turns to the employee* Don't worry about it. As long as the others ride, it's okay. Have a good one." Cell yells: "I'LL SHOW YOU TOO TALL TO RIDE!" He prepares to create a Kamehameha blast. I grab his arm and start guiding him back while covering his mouth as well. "Don't do it. I don't want to be partially responsible for a huge chunk of Kings Island being suddenly flattened and leveled in seconds."

Later on, something happened at Rivertown Funnel Cakes. Carlos. When I found him there, he was already chowing down on a lot of funnel cake. The regular and the specialty funnel cakes. Even regular ones with toppings chosen by the ninja. "Carlos, is Rivertown Funnel Cakes currently closed because of you? That's a whole lot of funnel cake you have there." He laughs mischievously while eagerly nodding. "Well, you should know that the nearest bathroom is back near that log flume Race For Your Life Charlie Brown. You can see Diamondback's lift hill from it pretty easily. I hope you know what you're doing. We don't need what happened at CiCi's to happen again. It was incredibly embarrassing for me since I had just become a knight. I'm going now. Watch yourself. Oh and also, the bathroom by Backlot Stunt Coaster isn't too far from here either. Have fun." I go elsewhere, resisting the temptation of getting sweet treats myself without too much trouble. But then, Sardonyx appeared: the fusion of Garnet and Amethyst.. I spot Steven and Pearl looking worried: "Okay. Is everyone just coming to Kings Island now? Why did they fuse into Sardonyx?" Pearl says: "Well, they made a bet on who could handle The Beast the best. Somehow, Amethyst handled it better than Garnet. And Garnet had to agree to fusing due to losing the bet.. Sardonyx is so unstable! She'll wreck everything if we don't do something!" "Yeah. Forget Wreck It Ralph. He doesn't wreck everything. But you know who does? Sardonyx does.." We watch on in horror as she moves closer to Diamondback's final helix and drop into a lake. "What do we do?! What do we do?!" Naofumi appears: "Air Strike Shield! Shield Prison! All the shields!" Roa comes in too: "Royal Demon's Heavy Metal!" Then Romin: "Prima Guitarna!" Sardonyx laughs: "Is this what you call your best methods to stop me?! These are nothing!" Lapis flies in on water wings and uses the power of the lake to restrain Sardonyx. Abridged Yami runs to us and shouts: "Kuriboh, activate Super Chibi Desi Kawaii Mode!" "Do the lalalalalala LALALALALA!"

Somehow, all of that is enough to not only stop Sardonyx but also cause her to split back into Garnet and Amethyst. Sasuke and Itachi appear from nowhere with the Sharingan in their eyes activated. Itachi states: "It's fortunate our Sharingan eyes are powerful. We were able to cast an illusion that hid the entire situation from ordinary people." Pearl breathes a sigh of relief: "That could have been bad!" Steven says: "Come on, let's ride some more rides! Oh yeah! To Backlot Stunt Coaster!" I reply: "If you ride that, please be aware that you may experience darkness and colors appearing in your vision somewhat during the multiple helixes you go through after the launch. Happens to me almost every time I ride it. In my other body, that is." After saying that, I walk off to another part of the park. That's when I find some more individuals I know in line for Drop Tower. I stare at Drop Tower: "There's absolutely no way anything can go wrong here. Unless someone breaks the lap bar, seat, or seatbelt. I'm just going to sit down and watch what happens this time." Sure enough, nothing happens. But then, I get bored. "Okay, I'm sick of doing a lot of things just to watch over our troublemakers. It's time I really start having fun." So with that said, I walk to the Grand Carousel. The music playing almost brings tears to my eyes. I see Sonic eating a chili cheese coney. He waves at me: "Hey Swiftdrawer! I figured you'd come here eventually!"

"Nice jab at me, making fun of my knightliness with the Grand Carousel. Let's hope nothing chaotic happens. If there's any ride that nothing nuts can happen on, it's this one. Unless someone uses too much of their powers or whatevers.. Or an unstable fusion like Sardonyx comes here to ride.." "It'll be alright. In fact, there's a bit of a show going on." "What do you mean by show?" He gives me a bucket of popcorn and points at the Grand Carousel: "Just watch!" "Okay then.." Eggman is riding on one of the horses. I have questions. Eggman is laughing: "Oh Sonic! Over here! Hahahahaha! Me being here is all part of my genius plan to get you once and for all! Oh and it's you! Swiftdrawer! I might as well get you too for turning you into a trading card! Hahahaha!" Amy, who is also riding it shouts: "Hey Eggman! You want them?! WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST!" She starts hitting him with her hammer over and over. "Ow! Ow! Stop it! I can't call forth my latest evil robot to get them! Ow! Ow!" "That's the point!" Knuckles is in front of Eggman. He starts punching him: "Hey Eggman! I'm here too! Stay away from the Master Emerald!" I just eat the popcorn Sonic gave me while watching Eggman get attacked by both Amy and Knuckles on the Grand Carousel at Kings Island. As I do that, Sonic just eats more and more cheese coneys.

When the ride ends, Eggman tries running but falls. The employees who run the ride appear to have frozen somehow. If they aren't operating the ride, who is? Becoe and Decoe apparently. They aren't too thrilled about it. "Doctor! Why did you have to make us work for you again?!" "Yeah! Couldn't you at least let us have a vacation every 2-3 months?!" "Quiet, you tin heads! Stop Knuckles and Amy from hurting me more!" "No." "We quit." "Curse you, tin heads! Fine then! If that's how you want to play, I'll play along! *presses a button* Hahahahaha! Behold, this Grand Carousel is now my loyal robot! I'll crush you all with this century old carousel and destroy its historical legacy in the process!" Ghost Gal and Yui show up. Ghost Gal smirks: "We're not going to let you do that." Together, they easily erase the reprogramming Eggman did to the ride which originally operated at Coney Island Cincinnati for decades. With that done, Eggman groans: "Foiled once again! That's fine! Because I will see all of you very soon! Just watch! Hahahaha! You can't even capture me, you won't stand a chance next time we see each other!" And with that, Eggman's ship appears and takes him away before we could do anything. Yui speaks: "Do any of you know where mommy and daddy are? I haven't seen them in a while." I reply: "Check the biggest roller coasters in the park. You know how Kirito is and you know that Asuna is no stranger to intense action either." "Okay! Will do! Thank you! See you, everyone!" And then, we hear some screams. And Zenblock yelling: "Supernoobs, why are you screaming?! There's nothing to be screaming about!" Memock yells just as loud: "Just let them keep screaming. They'll calm down eventually." "But they're so strong and above this now!" "Not buts, Zenblock! Anyway, I see some comrades! Hello over there!"

We go over to them. Sonic laughs: "Wow, I never knew anyone could scream this much inside a theme park!" And then, we hear the loudest burp ever. The Supernoobs stop screaming. Shope exclaims: "Okay, what was that?" Zenblock scratches his head: "I don't know.." Memock speaks: "Umm.. it sounded like someone just burped really loudly." All I say is: "Carlos." A boom is then heard: "Definitely Carlos." The Roach replies: "I don't think even I want to know.." "Way too much funnel cake." An awkward silence falls at that. Amy asks: "Will Carlos be okay?" I nod: "He'll be alright. We don't have to worry about him too much." I then hear music coming from nearby: "Well, I think the stage by the Royal Fountain is currently hosting a show.. I have a vague ominous feeling. I'm going to go there. If anyone wants to come, go ahead. Otherwise, just do your own thing, don't break a blaster, literally crash bumper cars, sing too loudly, or eat too much funnel cake." Some of them follow me. We soon arrive to our destination. "..The Wacky Clowns are kids now and they're on stage with the performers as part of a little costume contest. Wonderful. Might as well stick around to see what happens." The 4 don't blow anything up or somehow ignite the water in the Royal Fountain. But they do do a lot of antics and wear the silliest costumes ever. So on brand for them. I see Fluffy watching them and walk up to him. He senses me and turns around: "Hey Swiftdrawer! I'm not wacky right now I'm just enjoying this!" Nothing truly chaotic happens after that for a while unless you count hearing Fluffy singing and screaming from one of the bathrooms sharing the same building as the one I told Carlos about earlier. That's right, there's a double bathroom thing going on at Kings Island.

But then.. At the Ice Scream Zone by Banshee and Delirium. Lots of ice cream was being consumed. I choose to ignore it and take a ride on Banshee. Thanks to what Dominic did earlier, the pressure caused by the weight of my armor on objects has been reduced by a factor of 10. So now, I can ride the thrill rides and roller coasters. Banshee was extra awesome with me wearing my armor. I got off, feeling a little more than just calm. It's rare a roller coaster makes me feel anything other than calm if it's not bumpy or rough like The Racer or The Beast. Speaking of The Racer, that's where the next chaotic thing I ran into happened. That's because The Racer is true to its name. Besides hosting over 100 million riders and being a huge reason for a resurgence in roller coasters after decades of decline, it has 2 sides. It's 2 roller coasters in one station. Side by side, always racing. And the reason either side wins or loses is the exact time of dispatch from the station due to the ride operators' actions. I get in a row for the Red Racer. I see a lot of comrades waiting to get on it as well as the Blue Racer. By this point, I had gone on some other rides and coasters. It was starting to become evening. Almost time for Halloween Haunt.. I get on and nothing happens until both trains reach the chainlift. That's where the trash talking happens. "Go to hell, Red Racer people! You have Kermit riding with you!" "Blue Racer is a drag!" "You can't go Plus Ultra by riding the Red Racer!" "Memock, you'll regret riding the Blue Racer!" It continues until the Blue Racer drops first. 3 seconds later, we drop too. And we're off. Bumpy first couple of hills and then, we come upon a large hill whilst nearing Windseeker and the haunted house Hotel St. Michelle(Urgent Scare was better but I still enjoy it). As we go down it, STAPLE! My lap bar slams towards my legs. Since I'm wearing my armor and everything, it was alright for me.

The others weren't so lucky. "Aww man! This is not awesome! This lap bar HURTS!" "I want to erase this roller coaster from existence! HAI-" "Refrain from doing that, Lord Beerus!" "NO, IM DOING-" "Shut up, you must not change the fate of this world by erasing this roller coaster." "Why should I listen to you?!" "Because shut up!" After that, nothing major happened until the Abandoned scare zone. There, scare actors are either equipped with axes or chainsaws. The reactions from my comrades nearly caused it to be completely obliterated. I then saw an alternate version of myself wearing a face mask which everyone should be doing in societies where Covid exists. "Oh crap! There's another me here! I'm outta here. I'm going to Killmart." Was going to Killmart a good idea? Maybe, depends on the perspective I suppose. Killmart already is one chaotic haunted house. It's a grocery store gone wrong. Where even the plushies can't comfort you because there's a nightmare underneath some of them. I go in with some of the others. Cell screams: "This place is nuts! KERMIT, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GO IN HERE?!" "Relax, Cell. It's all fake. Fake blood, scare actors, sound effects, lighting effects, other special effects, you name it. Maybe you'd feel better if you got a budget increase." I add: "It's actually a lot of fun. I love this haunted house. The theming, the chaos, the actors, everything. It'll be funny to see them try to scare me given the fact I'm wearing my armor. I think the incidents earlier made employees not care enough about our appearances that much." And so, we go through Killmart with me in the lead. I hear so much screaming which only increases my enjoyment of the haunted house. After going through the last area which is full of fake plants, we head outside. After that, we head to Alien Abyss, the newest haunted house. The pre show was even more awesome now that I was seeing it with some of my comrades.

Again, lots of screaming not to mention hilarious confusion because of how dark a lot of the haunted house is. We get out and that was that. Buu exclaims: "Buu found that fun! Buu want to go on blue and white roller coaster!" "Oh, Orion? Personally, it's among my least favorite major coasters here at Kings Island. It's not much longer than Diamondback. Nor does it feel as intense. The theming is great but Orion's one of those coasters I can go without riding for a looong time. But Buu, you should still give it a ride. With how your body works, you'll be able to enjoy it a lot more I bet." Some of those go to Orion with Buu while I lead the rest to Flight Of Fear, enjoying the music of the Alien X scare zone as we go there. Alien X is interesting. It's got rave like music and lights with sci fi theming and alien themed scare actors, some of whom are on stilts. We get in line for Flight Of Fear. It takes some time before we are able to ride. We get in. Seatbelt into the lap bar. Pull down lap bar. Immersive scripted audio plays. Employees check restraints. "Scan." "Clear!" "Clear!" "All clear!" The mechanism for the LIM launch starts and during those 3 seconds, the ride operator says: "Who lives in a." Launch. So far so good. And.. rollback.. The lights turn on. The entire train stops. The launch didn't propel the train to a high enough speed so the computer kicked in to rollback and stop the train automatically. Cell yells immediately. I yell as well: "It's okay! The train just didn't have enough speed!" The ride operator makes an announcement about what just happened and promised to get us off as soon as possible.

Madeline, who is sitting next to me stares at some of our comrades with that fire in her eyes to stop them from causing any trouble. After just 20 seconds, Kermit starts singing through literally yelling and screaming. "DAMN IT, KERMIT! THATS NOT SINGING! STOP IT!" "And I will not stop just because Cell said to." Eventually, things evolve to the point lots of silly noises are being made and someone literally started singing Bohemian Rhapsody. Ya know, the song everyone at karaoke just has to sing together. So now, Im finding myself singing Bohemian Rhapsody with some of the other 19 or so people on the ride. And those still in the station start singing along with us. In this body, my vocal chords aren't rusty on things like high pitched screaming so it was easy for me to sing along quite well. There's an under appreciated beauty found when any knight sings. Or at least, it feels that way. And Im a knight of course. "MAMAMIA MAMAMIA LET ME GO!" Somehow, the ride operator is able to play the actual music from the song through the intercom system in the building. So, it gets even better and more chaotic. Literally right as the song ends, the operator and other members of the Flight Of Fear crew along with some of the maintenance crew start pushing the train back into the station. Though we had to get off and didn't get to ride Flight Of Fear, singing Bohemian Rhapsody made the entire wait worth it. After that, we reunited with those who went to Orion instead and ended up going to the Coney Maul scare zone. It's Kings Island's permanent scare zone as far as I'm concerned.

The other scare zones come and go. But not Coney Maul which was originally in Planet Snoopy and smaller/less themed when the Carnevil haunted house was still around. That one is one I refuse to ever forget. In Coney Maul, you have scary clowns, a large jack in the box animatronic, fog machines, lights, a creepy ice cream truck(makes me think of Twisted Land's Put You On Ice scare zone), popular music, a stage, and more. Right now, that song that goes: "To the right, to the right, to the left, to the left, now kick, now kick.." is playing. Kermit exclaims: "Oh, we gotta dance!" We had just resisted the urge to dance to Alien X's music.. Bulma exclaims: "Yeah! I'm in!" "Seto! I wanna dance!" "Shut up, Mokuba!" "Oh Kaiba boy, let Mokuba boy dance!" "Shut up, Pegasus!" "Oh my, someone has a bad attitude!" "Attention duelists, my hair says we should all dance to this song!" "Shut up, whatever your name is!" "It's Hair Guy!" Zarbon moans: "Oh my.. All those bodies moving.." I stare at him: "Do I have to stop you with my gay energy?" "Is that a threat?" "Don't dance to the song and find out." "I think I'm just going to dance." Mordecai jokes: "Don't dance too hard, you don't want to be kidnapped, frozen, and have Party Zarbons be made from you!" Cell exclaims: "WHAT THE HELL?!" Ishizu sighs: "Sometimes I question why I hang around you clowns. It's not because shut up. That's all I know."

We get to the stage area and start going along with the song. One of the clown scare actors shouts to me: "Nice moves, knight! But can you beat MY moves?!" I get challenged. I accept. We eye each other's moves as the song continues. Even when I kick or go right or go left, I incorporate other moves inspired by my swordsmanship. It was great. When the song ended, we moved on. And the clown scare actor and I said goodbye to each other. I say to the others: "Come on! Y'all gotta see Pumpkin Eater! It's on the way to Invertigo and Cornered!" A few minutes later, we get to Pumpkin Eater. It was originally located in the path between 3 Point Challenge and the Rivertown LaRosa's. Now, it's in Action Zone where Shipwrecked was after it itself was moved. We get there, pass the sign, and head into it. It's not that big but it's still fun. None of us were scared. We head for Cornered after that. And that's where I decided to have a little fun as the Pumpkin Eater track could now be heard audibly after we passed by the temporary food place in front of Congo Falls and just behind Pumpkin Eater with a live DJ on top. "All haul Pumpkin Eater. Eater. Pumpkin Eater. Eater. Eater." I start dancing and jumping around: "Come on! This is fun to dance to as well! There's plenty of space around here!" The others all end up joining in. We mess around and have fun. After that, we get in line for Cornered. The wait wasn't too bad. The outdoor haunted house was a lot of fun. Sonic chuckles: "I've never been in such a wild countryside before! Unless you count the times I've fought Egghead and his robots in the countryside." The rest of the visit was a lot of fun.

We all drank sleep replacement potions back before the stapling on The Racer so we were all doing good in that department. I had some Skyline Chili. I like to get LaRosa's Pizza and then Skyline Chili hours later when I go to Kings Island. So I followed that to a tea. Of course, in this body, the portions aren't enough for me, haha. We stayed until the final scare at 12 AM where scare actors come together to scare people right between the Royal Fountain and the park entrance. Several more chaotic incidents occurred. In fact, a lot more happened throughout our visit than the ones I ended up writing about here such as Carlos lugging around a big bag of candy. Good thing for Carlos they were giving out a lot of candy in the park. So much mayhem, laughter, and more occurred overall. One could say the chaos was beautiful even though it was unpredictable. Talk about taking a theme park by storm. I return to Mii World. There, the mark on me starts hurting badly. I find Dominic: "Dominic, which universe is it this time? Do you know?" "I'm looking at this moment. I have a theory that a huge percentage of every BRAINS member will also need to go there immediately, myself included. What a nap causation." We quickly find out. I sigh: "I knew this would happen. It's the Kingdom Keepers universe." "That's not all. The approximate location of the invasion is centered around Orlando, Florida, a place you are very familiar with." "They're going after Disney World. I'm not even sure if the Overtakers were erased from existence or not. But they're definitely back. It seems like dealing with them will be easy but I'm not betting on that." "I just got a notification. My theory was correct. This is going to be a problem.." "What date is the invasion occurring by chance?" "October 31st, 2023." "Guess that means we get to see Disney World as it is now as opposed to 6 years ago which was the last time I was there. That means there's more stuff for our enemies to target like the new TRON roller coaster." "Well, we all better get prepared. The Black Knights are ready to send Knightmares already." "That's good. I'm getting more provisions and stuff. We'll be ready for them this time. We'll even travel back far enough to get there first." To be continued in chapter 7 of The Ultimate Interdimensional War..