Hey everyone I'm glad that everyone liked the last chapter since I don't got much to say let's get one with the chapter
"Hold on a minute Number boy I've got something to say"
Ok Wade what is it
"You know what my issue is Danifan3000"
Ok what did Danifan3000 do to make you upset
'This" Deadpool snaps his hand using his continuity gem and a review appears in my authors note
From After Many Dates Danny and Jen by Beconfuzzledwriter
Given the deadpool showing up in every "many dates stories" and his ability to break the fourth wall, I wonder if he's technically cheating on his girlfriends, in one story he's with Harley Quinn, and in another he's dating meg from family guy.
"I'm a lot of things Danifan3000 but I'm not a cheater ever heard of the multiverse I'm not the same Deadpool that shows up in every story"
Than how do you know about this review
Deadpool gives 61394 a look "Continuity stone dude with it I connect to every Deadpool everywhere in the multiverse kinda like the council of Wells from CW's Flash"
That is
honestly terrifying so now that you've gotten your little angry rant at a random reviewer out of your system can we get on with the show
"Are you going to keep your promise you made Danny and Kara's me" Deadpool asked
Yes Wade now have a chimichanga and go get ready for your cameo
"I knew there was a reason I liked you" Deadpool said "so what are you waiting for a written invitation get on with the show"
After Many Dates Danny and Kitty
Kitty groaned exhausted as she dropped into bed after coming back to school from dinner with Danny's friends Ororo had dragged her and her squad out into the woods for survival training
Kitty barely had the energy to do more than take a shower after spending six hours in the woods Kitty groaned looking to see her phone beeping seeing a voice mail from Danny
She perked up a bit or at least enough to sit up and grab the phone
"Kitty I need your help well not just you all the Xmen an alien invasion is coming and if we don't stop it the worlds going to be destroyed meet me in Bellwood" Danny's voice said with a slight hint of fear through the speakers
"Oh no" Kitty said leaping out of bed she had to get the professor Ororo she had to get everyone Danny was in trouble the whole planet was in trouble wait that call was from six hours ago was Danny all right was the battle still going on
"I wouldn't worry about it too much Miss Pryde" a voice with a British Accent said Kitty turned to see a man in a lab coat seeing him Kitty acted on her combat training getting ready to fight
"Ah yes this is our first meeting so you would be on guard excellent form Logan taught you well"
Kitty frowned "you know Logan"
The man nodded "I do I also know your boyfriend Daniel but he prefers Danny" the man explained "I came to let you know that the battle is won and the Earth has been saved and in approximately ten seconds Danny will wake up in a panic and apologize realizing he forgot to call you once the battle resolved"
Kittys phone began to ring seeing Danny's number show up in her caller ID "how'd you know that"
"The answers will come when you answer the phone my dear until next time Kitty Pryde of Earth 7" he said before he vanished in a bright flash of light
Kitty blinked until her eyes adjusted once she could see again Kitty answered her phone
"Danny Fenton you scared me half to death" Kitty yelled frustrated at her boyfriend
Danny walked down the steps after apologizing for forgetting about calling Kitty to tell her the planet wasn't going to be destroyed by giant aliens
Well that and the fact he helped found a secret team of superheroes with some of his past dates Ben Spiderman a dragon and a blue fuzzy destroyer
Danny promised to make things better over the weekend which gave him five days to figure out something big to show his girlfriend he was sorry
Somehow he doubted that dinner at Cafe Les Fleurs would be enough for this Danny was sitting down Jazz was reading a book his mom was at the stove making breakfast while his dad was watching the news Danny was surprised by who his dad was watching
"Dad you're watching Will Harangue you hate that guy" Danny asked surprised his parents usually couldn't stand Will Harangue calling him a biased overblown windbag
"The Windbag is talking about that punk Ghost Boy" his dad explained Danny nodded drinking his orange juice that made sense
Wait Danny spit out his juice getting on Jazz "Danny" Jazz said glaring at her little brother before going to change her shirt
"That's right my fellow Americans here we have clear photographic evidence of the Alien Menace Ben Tennyson consorting with a known criminal" Will Harangue said before a picture of Ben and Danny shaking hands
"I urge our police to get a warrant for this dangerous vigilante before he and his ghostly accomplice commit their next atrocity against the American people" Danny's dad turned off the tv
"Unbelievable" he said "putting all the blame on the alien hero kid" he said sounding disgusted putting the remote down he turned to his breakfast by the stove him mom nodded in agreement "it's truly despicable slandering a child like that" she added
At first Danny wanted to point out that his parents did the same thing to Danny Phantom but even though it wasn't his or he wasn't in control of his actions Danny didn't have a spotless record like Kara Kim or Ben with the police because of Walker and Freakshow framing him and destroying his reputation
Except for that time he shot his parents when he thought Walkers goons were overshadowing them that was his bad
Whether he liked it or not the public and his parents had more than enough reason not to like Danny Phantom than Ben Ten Danny got up from the table "I've gotta get to school" he said his parents looked concerned for a second but nodded
"Have a good day sweetie" his mom called after him Danny pulled out his phone and tried to call Ben
But the bearer of the Omnitrix didn't answer instead it was his angry girlfriend Julie "Ben doesn't have anything to say to you vultures" she yelled making Danny's ear ring she was louder than Ember and she sounded angrier
"Julie it's me Danny remember the High Breed"
"Danny" Julie asked in surprise before she realized what she did "I'm so sorry since Will Harangue's little anti alien tirade Ben's phone's been blowing up with calls from reporters each one nastier than the last" Julie explained slash apologized Danny grunted
"How is Ben" Danny asked
"I'm good can't leave my house without being swarmed by reporters" Ben said "now I know how you and Peter feel the people hate me"
"Not the people the press" Danny said "hang in there buddy things will be better"
"Thanks Danny I'll call you later"
Danny's day at Casper high was relatively peaceful Danny was actually able to make it through lunch without having to deal with a single ghost attack even the Box Ghost was no where to be seen Danny sat down with Tucker and Sam feeling the late summer sun on his back as he ate his lunch
"Dude I can't believe you kept us in the dark" Tucker said feeling hurt that his best friend left him out of one of the greatest battles in history Danny sighed "I'm sorry Tuck but the battle was dangerous those High Breed were no joke"
Sam frowned twisting her fork around not really eating her salad "Danny we've been with you every step of the way don't you think we can handle our selves" Sam said Danny nodded "I know you guys that's why I knew Amity Park would be safe if the worst happened" Danny said honestly
It's true the High Breed were tough they tossed around Peter and Manny like they were ragdolls instead of superheroes with amazing powers and he didn't want to know what they'd be able to do with people who didn't have powers
Sam and Tucker looked to each other they were silent for a minute before Danny's ghost sense went off as Johnny 13's bike rolled down the street
Danny sighed "and here I thought I'd have a normal day"
"I'll be back" Danny said crawling under the table he transformed flying up into the air chasing after the ghostly biker
"Hey grease head don't you know you're supposed to slow down when the roads are icy" Danny called firing a ice beam at the road in front of Johhny's bike Johnny swerved as he tried to regain control glaring at Danny
"You think you're funny don't you punk Shadow attack" Johnny called his shadow rose up snarling at Danny
"Great it's tall dark and spooky" Danny said making a shield around himself to block Shadow's attack Shadow raised it's hands above it's head slamming down on Danny's shield shattering it sending Danny plummet towards the ground Johnny rode at him punching Danny in the face sending him flying across the street
Danny recovered quickly enough "since when do you fight your own battles" Danny asked rubbing his jaw Johnny growled as he drove towards Danny while Shadow flew at him from behind
"Since Kitty called me a wimp let"s see how wimpy she thinks I am when I clobber you" Johnny said Danny phased down into the street as the bad luck ghost and his shadow crashed into each other
Danny popped his head out "man I can't believe that worked" Danny said surprised before phasing out as Johnny lifted his bike off of him Danny floated over to Johnny the guy wasn't trying to do anything evil or chasing girls so he'd help him with his girl problems
"Look Johnny I get where you're coming from my girlfriend isn't happy with me right now" Danny said looking at him skeptically
"You have a girlfriend" Johnny asked flabbergasted looking at Danny like he'd grown a second head again boy Danny had heard of a splitting headache before but that was ridiculous
"Yes I have a girlfriend and Kittys not exactly happy with me right now-" Danny stopped talking when he saw Johnnys eyes go red "uh Johnny" Danny asked questionably trying to figure out what he said that made Johnny so mad all he said was that he was kinda in the doghouse with Kitty
Oh now he got it
"Wait Johnny it's not what you think" Danny pleaded but Johnny wasn't listening as he flew at Danny hitting him in the jaw sending him flying into Shadow who punched him down into the road Johnny revved his engine
"You two timing little weasel I'm going to flatten you like a pancake" Johnny yelled riding towards Danny as fast as he could and that was pretty fast Danny tried to get up but Shadow pinned him down
Green vines flew through the air grabbing Johnnys bike and Shadow before Johnny could react the vines wrapped around him Johnny yelled in pain before he fell unconscious without his master being awake Shadow returned to his place as well Johnny's shadow
Danny looked to see a green skinned girl with rose red hair in a black trench coat with a purple shirt underneath black pants and purple boots "you might want to use a thermos now"
Danny blinked recognizing the voice "Sam" he asked in shock before slapping his forehead
How did he not recognize her
Sam grinned "call me Blackthorn" she said "now hurry up and trap Mr. Unlucky before he wakes up" Danny nodded pulling out his thermos he sucked up Johnny his bike vanishing in a green mist probably going back to the ghost zone
A crowd of people began to cheer cameras flashed as pictures were taken Danny looked to Sam who smiled politely and waved "looks like someone's popular Blackthorn" saying her name loud enough the people would hear it and not give her a lame name like Inviso-Bill
Sam smirked "until next time Partner " she said swinging off Danny grinned before flying off
After all if he got back fast enough he could still have some lunch
Danny flew between the skyscrapers of New York pretty easily holding the play tickets in one hand and a bouquet of roses Sam had suggested making it up to Kitty with a play in Central Park which was in his budget along with promising not to worry Kitty like that again when he told her about the play Kitty was ecstatic and said she forgave him for scaring her like that
Danny landed at the steps of the Xavier institute and after being let in by a student he waited in the foyer Danny was always amazed at just how big this place really was and that Kitty went to school here it made Casper High on it's best day look like a dump
Danny texted Kitty to let her know he was here she sent a reply saying she was on her way making Danny grin
"Danny is that you" a familiar voice said
A grin that went away when he heard someone whose voice alone sent shivers up his spine and filled his head with nightmares
Danny had to be sure maybe it was Jubilee messing with him or something but no when Danny turned his head there she was a sixteen year old girl with a blonde bob haircut wearing a blue off the shoulder top with black jeans and flats
"Katie" Danny said trying to hide the fear in his voice
"Wow Number boy that's cruel" Deadpool said minus the mask as he was dressed in a black suit with a red tie
"What I may not be wearing the trademarked suit but that doesn't mean we can ignore the color scheme" Wade said
His date for the event well technically he was the plus one gave him a concerned look "you all right babe" Meg Griffin asked wearing a red dress with a black clutch
Wade nodded putting an arm around Meg's waist "oh I'm fine just talking to someone who enables my need for violence" Wade told his girlfriend "it's actually how we met"
Meg just nodded going along with boyfriends quirkiness Meg kissed Wade on the cheek "you go find our seats I'm going to say hi to Junior and Cecilia" Wade nodded he and Meg well technically Meg was invited to the vow renewal of her friend Cleveland Brown Jr and his way out of his league wife Cecilia
"I get that's the joke but how'd he get that" Wade asked "and how come you stopped calling me Deadpool"
Are you wearing the mask
"Not to a wedding that I was invited too" Wade said "who do you think I am my counterpart from Danny and Kim"
Than I'm calling you Wade
Also pretty sure he was invited to at least cater the thing
"You never answered my first question" Wade pointed out
People like what and who they like who are we to judge
"Ah like how some people like seeing Obi Wan Kenobi wear lederhosen in Moulin Rouge" Wade pointed out grabbing a glass of champagne he walked around not really having someone to talk to until he saw something that would let me keep my promise Freight Train hitting on Choni while still married to Clevelands mom
"You number boy are my favorite writer after FP" Wade said happily downing his glass he placed it down "no need to be disrespectful to the kitchen staff" Wade said marching over to Freight Train
"Hey Craig" Wade said getting Freight Trains attention before decking him "it's rude to make a scene at a wedding" Wade said rubbing his knuckles "wow that hurt alot more than hitting the fat guy" Wade said looking to Choni " disfruta la fiesta seƱora" Wade said en Espanol before walking off to see Meg still talking to Cecilia and Junior
"So" Wade said to Junior who looked smart in his white suit it went well with Cecilia's white flowing dress "how much longer till we cut cake" Wade asked
Junior shrugged "I don't know I guess we could do it now" Junior said "did you just knock out my Grandpa"
"To quote a triangle headed boy who lives in Danville yes yes I did" Wade said walking over to Meg kissing her on the lips something Meg happily returned
Did I mention your cliffhangers were evil
Yes Wade you have but I did keep my word
Yes yes you did wow you really do the Phineas and Ferb bit alot you know that right number boy
Ok Wade joking aside we have to be serious for a minute as everyone knows at the time of this chapter the Corona virus pandemic is gripping the world I urge you to stay indoors and practice social distancing I know it's hard I know some of you have lost their jobs but we can get through this
I'd like to ask for a moment of silence for those we've lost worldwide
Thank you
Wade do you have anything to say
61394 is right we have to be careful wash our hands practice social distancing and only go out when it's necessary
For those among us with compromised immune systems the elderly or those with an underlying condition especially hang in there we'll get through this
Until next time everyone
Excelsior True Believers
