Look another chapter see Wade I'm not so evil
Deadpool gave me a meh gesture "the jury's still out on that Number boy"
Fair enough ok since I don't have much to else say and Wade's NOT getting another cameo this chapter
"Hey"
Don't be greedy you just had an appearance let another Fourth wall breaking lunatic have a turn
"Which one" Deadpool asked "wait are you seriously going to bench me for the Doug Walker bum"
No Chesters showing up later I meant someone else
"Wait but who else is there besides-" before Deadpool could finish his sentence tape appeared over his mouth something Neomarks probably wanted to do for a long long LONG Time
Spoilers Wade
Anyways back to the story big thanks to the master herself Flowerprincess11 for helping me with this scene now what alot of people have been waiting for since chapter 1 of this story
THE RETURN OF KATIE KABOOM
After Many Dates Danny and Kitty
Katie was nervous as she and her parents stepped into what looked like at first glance a fancy estate that was several yards long and the house itself looked like there were a hundred rooms
She knew why, this place is actually a school not just any school either she thought as she was approached by a bald man in a wheelchair a warm fatherly smile on his face
"You must be Miss. Katyln Kaboom" he said shaking hands with her and her parents Katie nodded this man helped put her at ease "my name is Professor Charles Xavier" he introduced
"Yes but-" Katie began
"But you prefer Katie" Professor Xavier interrupted "I apologize I didn't mean to interrupt but your thoughts were almost screaming at me"
Katie was surprised "you can read my mind" Katie knew this was a school for mutants but she'd never actually met another mutant before she wasn't expecting the first one she met to be one of her teachers
Professor Xavier nodded "indeed Katie that is my mutation it's apart of me that makes me unique just as you have something unique about yourself"
'That's one word for it' Katie thought ashamed of what she did of hurting her baby brother all those people and they were just the ones she remembered
"We all make mistakes Katie" Professor Xavier said gently holding her hand "it's what makes us human" Professor Xavier said looking guilty himself
"Did you read my mind again Professor" Katie asked Professor Xavier shook his head "I've seen that look more times than I'd care to admit on my students faces and on my own" Professor Xavier admitted
The Professor rolled away "well we've lingered on the driveway for a while now shall we begin the tour" Professor Xavier asked Katie looked to her parents before she nodded
The school was amazing Katie met some of the teachers like Professor Summers and Dr. McCoy saw students of all ages playing playing games and showing off their powers while Katie walked around Professor Xavier stayed back with her parents
"Katie's education will not suffer here Mr. and Mrs. Kaboom we have one of the finest private education curriculums in New York State" he told the two concerned parents
Katie walked back over to them "well" Katie said
Mr. and Mrs. Kaboom looked to each other than to their daughter "are you sure about this Princess" Mr. Kaboom asked
Mrs. Kaboom nodded "because if you don't want to come here we can go home" she said
Katie looked at her hands "mom dad I need this I need to get better" she said clenching her fists
For Tinker
For her parents
Her friends
And maybe just maybe for him
Professor Xavier nodded "this isn't goodbye Mr. and Mrs. Kaboom Katie you can call her after classes and on the weekends plus we have visiting days" Professor Xavier explained while Katie's parents filled out the enrollment papers they signed their name
It was official Katie Kaboom was a student of the Xaviers Institute for gifted youngsters
Katie walked with Ororo her bag on her shoulder her white haired teacher stopped at a door in the girls wing
"Here you are Katie" she told her kindly everyone was so nice to her here Katie wondered how much of it was sincerity and how much of it was them walking on eggshells around her so they didn't make her mad and trigger her powers
"Like at home your expected to keep side of the room Katie" Ororo said "you and your roommate"
Katies eyes widened
'ROOMMATE' she thought in fear and worry
Before the 'incident' Katie was a social butterfly but after what happened to Tinker she'd tried to keep people at arms length
"I don't think that's such a good idea Miss. Munroe with my powers I'm a walking time-bomb" Katie said sounding afraid that she'd get kicked out of the school before she even got to first period especially if whoever her roommate was made her mad
"I don't want someone else getting hurt on my conscious"
Ororo looked kindly at her "I understand that but isolating yourself isn't the answer" Ororo said "as for your roommate we took your abilities into account you can't harm her even if you wanted to"
Katie's eyes widened "I can't"
Ororo nodded knocking on the door "come in" a voice on the other side said Ororo looked to Katie
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step are you ready" Katie looked unsure she slowly hesitantly reached for the door walking in half the room was bare save for a bed dresser and desk
The other half was more lived in with books on a shelf framed pictures and other decorations sitting at the desk was a girl wearing a black niqab on her face with a matching abaya
Something Katie only really knew the name of because she did a report on Afghanistan in history class last year the girl turned from her desk facing her through the slit in the girls niqab she saw warm coffee brown skin and intelligent brown eyes looking at her cautiously
Ororo stepped into the room "Sooraya this is your new roommate Katie Kaboom Katie this is Sooraya Qadir" Miss. Munroe introduced "Sooraya please help Katie settle in"
Sooraya nodded "of course" she said standing up
Miss. Munroe smiled "I'll leave you girls to get acquainted with each other" she said leaving closing the door behind her Katie and Sooraya stared at each other there really wasn't much to say or rather Katie had no idea how to break the ice
"Salaam" she ended up saying Katie wanted to turn invisible and never be seen again why'd she just blurt that out Sooraya looked at her emotions are hard to read when you can only see someones eyes
"You speak Arabic" Sooraya asked Katie shook her head "a little bit I learned it for an oral report I was worried I'd end up cursing and getting the class mad at me"
Sooraya laughed "well not to worry your pronunciation was perfect for someone learning I could teach you if you want" Katie nodded that sounded fun "where are you from"
"A small town in Illinois called Acmeville" Katie said "so can I ask about your powers or is that considered rude"
Sooraya laughed "you've hardly been rude" Sooraya said "just please refrain from Star Wars jokes when you see them I hear enough of them from my squadmate" Sooraya held out her hand Katie watched amazed as inch by inch joint by joint her roommates hand turned into sand
"I can do this with my whole body but training helped me control it so I can change only parts of my body" Sooraya explained "so what can you do"
Katie looked nervous about answering but she should be honest Katie opened her mouth to answer as a poof of smoke filled the room knocking Katie over where Katie was standing a blue furry kid with a devil tail was standing
"Kurt" her roommate shouted "knock first"
"Hey Sooraya did you get the answer for number six I've been stumped and Kitty says I can't use a calculator"
No not now Katie thought as her eyes glowed as she transformed towering over Kurt Katie roared scaring the little intruder he teleported away Katie was going to run after him but stopped
"No not again not again" Katie yelled as she forced herself to change back Katie looked at Sooraya expecting her to report her or send her flying out of the room in a sandstorm
"I'm sorry I'll go" Katie moved to grab her duffel and leave when Sooraya put a hand on her shoulder stopping her "this place won't shun you for what you are"
Katie looked unsure "what about Kurt"
Sooraya laughed "do you think this is the first time he's ever been chased out of someone's room at least you didn't electrocute him like my last roommate or set his tail on fire"
Katie tried but she couldn't resist laughing at that Sooraya giggled too "come on let's finish unpacking than I'll give you a tour"
Katie dripped to the floor exhaustedly
Logan was evil there's no other word for it besides evil she thought as other students in her class looked just as tired so at least she wasn't the only one who thought exercising nonstop for an hour was exhausting
A hand reached out to help Katie up Katie took it seeing a pretty brown haired girl
"First session with Logan" she asked
Katie nodded "am I that obvious"
The girl nodded "we've all been there I'm Kitty" she introduced holding out her hand
Katie smiled shaking hands "Katie" she said
A loud whistle filled the training room "Half Pint Short Fuse save the talking for later" Logan said gruffly looking to the rest of the students "Short fuse hang back the rest of you hit the showers and get to your next class"
Katie looked nervous as she approached the older mutant Katie didn't know what his powers were but she had the feeling she wouldn't be more than a light workout for the guy even if she could transform
"I don't like kids holding back in my class" Logan said "this class isn't just for working out it's to teach you kids to hone your powers into something you can use to defend yourself"
Katie nodded it wasn't much of a secret that along with training mutants inhumans supers and others with powers to use them and not let them control you
"My powers aren't exactly easy to control" Katie tried explaining but Logan wouldn't hear it
"That's an excuse you've gotta learn to control it or you'll spend your whole life afraid of it and you'll never control your powers they'll control you" Logan said "look if you're worried about not being able to cut loose I know a guy who can handle your powers"
Katie frowned "but what if I hurt him"
Logan scoffed "if you can hurt him that'd be an incredible feat" he laughed drylylike he just made some kind of joke Logan than wrote on a sticky note "come here after class at this time and he'll work with ya than I just gotta let Chuck know he might have to ask Warren for another donation for the damage you two might cause"
Katie can't remember the last time she has ever been this grateful for class to be over
Seriously training with Logan was harder than every gym class she ever took all crammed together
Thankfully training was done for today and Kitty Sooraya and even Rogue were showing her the school from the students point of view
"So Newbie what do you think of the school so far Rogue asked
"I like it even with Drill Sergeant Logan trying to break us
Kitty laughed "it does get easier I promise"
Katie suddenly felt a chill and began shivering
"Did it just get really cold all of a sudden" Katie asked, shivering a bit
Rouge made an annoyed clicking sound
"Bobby Stanley Drake get your frosty behind out here"
A guy walked out made of ice
Katie rubbed her eyes just to be sure that she was actually seeing it
A guy made out of ICE
Actual living ice
The ice guy noticed her staring and smiled at her
"Hi" He said with a grin showing off his sparkling teeth actually sparkling
"Cut it out, Bobby" Rogue said in annoyance
The living ice frowned before Katie witness that he suddenly turned human, a blonde guy with blue eyes
"Wow" Katie said and the guy smirked
"Thanks "He said Rogue rolled her eyes "don't flatter him his ego is already big enough to sink the Titanic" Rogue joked
"Hey I just wanted to say hello to the new girl" Bobby said leaning over Katie's hand kissing it making her giggle
"Fine Bobby this is Katie Kaboom the human popsicle is Bobby Drake" Rogue said "now leave before Sooraya buries you in the sand again"
"Very tempting" the Muslim mutant admitted
"I think she's not used to other mutants yet" Kitty said
"Warner's yes mutants no" Katie said
"What's a Warner" Sooraya asked curiously
Before the Warner's themselves showed up "you'd be surprised how many people debate that" Yakko said
"Almost as much as people debate the ending to Duckman" Wakko said before leaning over to Dot "can we mention Duckman" he asked his sister who shrugged
"Hey there's been two Seth MacFarlane cameos I think we don't have to worry about our rating"
Katie smiled "hi guys"
"Hi Katie" the Warner's said before their stomachs rumbled sounding like Beethoven's 5th symphony "bye Katie quick siblings ONWARD for New York Pizza" the three leapt into the air running in midair before zipping off
Kitty looked confused "who were they"
Katie answered "those are the Warner's"
Rogue looked like she was trying to figure out who or what they were "why did they talk about Duckman"
Katie shrugged "no idea"
Katie walked into the training room at the time Logan said there already waiting for her was a older man with long brown hair and a scruffy face like he hadn't shaved in a few days wearing a hoodie and purple pants
He looked really familiar to Katie but she just couldn't place him Katie walked over "hi I'm Katie Kaboom
He nodded "hello Katie my name's Bruce Banner"
Wait did he say Banner as in the Hulk
'Oh my god I'm in the same room as an Avenger' Katie thought amazed she wasn't a gigantic hero fan but she knew some of the big names and who besides Superman was bigger than the Incredible Hulk
Oh now she got Logans joke
"So are you ready for training" he asked kindly
Katie nodded "I am"
Bruce smiled his eyes glowed green as he transformed into the Hulk his clothes growing with him instead of ripping apart like Katie thought would happen "now you get mad" Hulk said
Katie shook her head "I don't know how to trigger a transformation they just happen when I get mad" Hulk grinned and punched her Katie crashed into a wall she stood ip her eyes glowing as she transformed
Hulk grinned "let's get to work"
Katie splashed some water on her face a grin on her face ever since she came here she'd been in a great place she was getting a hang of her powers thanks to the Professor and Bruce training her mind while Hulk helped her learn how to fight the big guy really liked her calling her 'She-Hulk' as a term of endearment
She talked to her parents every day and had gotten Tinker a Yankees cap for his birthday it wasn't an apology but it was a start
She had good friends like Amara Sooraya Kitty and Kurt life was good for Katie Kaboom
Katie walked out of her room as Jubilee about to run by with a grin on her face knowing the little firecracker she probably did something she thought was funny it reminded her of a trio of siblings lucky for Xaviers there was only one Jubillee
"What did you do" she asked grabbing the little mutant when she was in arms length
"Nothing" Jubilee said innocently Katie gave her a look "ok I may have used my powers on Bobbys dirty laundry" Katie giggled
"Why" she asked
Katie watched her nose scrunch up adorably "it made his room smell better" she said her defense "seriously I could smell it from two floors up"
"Jubilee" Bobby yelled Jubilee looked nervous
Katie pointed behind her "get in quick" Jubilee grinned hugging Katie around the waist she ran into her room just as the schools resident popsicle aka Bobby Drake ran through looking at her Katie pointed down the hall "she went that way"
Bobby nodded before running off
Katie smiled before she continued on her way through the mansion to lunch it the fastest route to to the kitchen led right through the foyer and down the hall with the elevator to the danger room
Katie smiled before she continued on her way through the mansion to lunch it the fastest route to to the kitchen led right through the foyer and down the hall with the elevator to the danger room
Approaching the foyer Katie saw a dark haired boy in a white shirt one she never thought she'd see again but had been in her dreams since that magical first date that summer
"Danny" she called excitedly with the tiniest amount of nervousness
Danny turned and saw her
"Katie" Danny said in a more controlled voice though it was clear he was still nervous around her
"D-Danny um hi "Katie said, once she managed to recover, but it came out as awkward and shaky
Danny had a cautious look on his face before answering her
"Hey" Danny said, still keeping about a few feet away from her
Katie felt nervous but she realized he is here and she should say something
"I uh thanks my dad told me that you were the one to recommend this school and I am happy to be here everyone is so nice and I have been training non-stop to control my powers" Katie began
"Professor Xavier even says that I am coming along faster than expected "Katie said only to notice his expression and sigh as memories of their last encounter resurfaced
But maybe now she could fix things between them and maybe she might still have a chance
"Danny I am sorry about what happened the last time we met but I am working hard I mean it "Katie said in a sincere tone
"Well it's good to hear that you're working hard" Was all he said Katie felt awkward before she knew she had to say something
"So Danny what brings you here 'Katie asked, in confusion
Sure Danny, by logic knew about this school since he recommended it to her father, but why is he here
He's not a mutant too, is he
"I came here to visit a friend of mine from here " Danny said still sounding cautious around her
It made Katie feel worse than dirt since he obviously still didn't trust her and that she clearly isn't the "friend" he is referring too
"Oh who" Katie asked
Before Danny could answer someone else walked into the scene Kitty in a cute red dress and shoes and her brown hair is in a nice blowout
"Hey you" Kitty said as she came to Danny, hugged him and planted a kiss on his cheek
In front of Katie
Katie's jaw dropped and felt something unpleasant right now but she didn't morph yet
It didn't stop Danny from getting nervous as he pulled away from Kitty
"Hey Kitty" Danny said as he sent a nervous look to Katie who thankfully so far hasn't morphed yet but she sent them a strange look
"Um what's going on here" Katie asked, trying to control herself
Kitty heard her and not sensing any trouble answered for Danny
"Oh Danny is the guy I have been going out with we met on a blind date and he asked me out today he is taking me to see a play in the park" Kitty said, oblivious of the kind of tension between the two of them
Katie heard this, gritted her teeth and felt the familiar sensation in her eyes that she knew she got before she morphed
'N No remember your training don't don't give in "Katie thought as she tried to control her jealousy and not gave into her inner monster
After much struggling, she prevented herself from giving in took a deep breath and then addressed them again Danny had a nervous look on his face, while Kitty had a confused one
'Is something wrong Katie "Kitty asked in an innocent tonemaking it obvious that Danny didn't tell her about what went down between them
Katie looked at her and then Danny and then sighed
"I'm fine have fun on your date" Katie muttered as she walked away
She didn't look back at them as she kept walking she could hear Danny and Kitty talking before they left Once she was sure that they left Katie started walking a little faster started running faster and faster and soon found herself inside the danger room
A room with the tightest security in the entire school
Once there, she made sure that no one was inside locked the door, activated the droids and just
"AHHH" Katie screamed as her eyes finally glowed and she quickly morphed into a green eyed blue skinned monster that had a green broken heart on her chest as she began to fight against the training bots until she was finally spent
Once done Katie panted heavily as her anger was spent and soon morphed back to her base form
Once she was done with her tantrum she tried to fight something else that threatened to come from her eyes
Her tears
Danny and Kitty took the subway Danny being a tourist let Kitty take the lead as they rode through the subway towards Central Park "so am I still in the doghouse for last week" Danny asked putting an arm around Kitty's shoulder
Kitty shook her head resting it against her boyfriends shoulder "already forgiven just next time call me when it's over"
Danny nodded "I promise"
"Yo Danny" a familiar voice called Danny looked to see Jake walking towards the young couple Danny grinned "Jake I didn't know we were in your part of town" Danny said bumping fists with the American Dragon
Wow when did his life get so crazy that he'd end up being friends with an honest to goodness dragon who wasn't a ghost with a magic necklace like Dora or her garbage brother
Jake grinned "yeah man so what brings you away from your home turf"
"That would be me" Kitty said standing up from her seat
Danny smiled "Jake Long meet my girlfriend Kitty Pryde Kitty this is Jake he and I met last week"
"Last week huh" Kitty said before she took Jakes hand "it's nice to meet you Jake"
Jake nodded to Danny "well I'll let you two lovebirds have your privacy" or as much as you can have in New York City "catch ya later man" Jake said leaving Danny nodded before the two sat down
"So you two met last week huh" Kitty asked
Danny nodded "Ben called him not me"
"The guy who can turn into different aliens" Kitty asked "I feel bad for that guy with how that Harrangue is dragging his name through the mud like the Daily Bugle does with Spiderman"
"Yeah he's nothing like how Jameson says he is" Danny said quietly having fought besides the web head twice
Jake sat down next to a girl with pretty blonde hair "where'd you go" she asked
"I saw a friend of mine just wanted to say hey" Jake said kissing her on the cheek "apparently he's on a date too"
Sabrina Spellman smiled putting her arm around Jakes shoulder "well you know what they say great minds think alike
Jake smiled he was glad that he had this amazing girl in his life since last summer
Jake was skating down the street not really looking where he was going behind him Spud and Trixie looked to each other
Jake had been like this since the final battle with the Huntsclan who had tried to use the Aztec Skulls to destroy all the magical creatures in the world Jakes girlfriend Rose had stopped the it by wishing away the Huntsclan
A group Rose had been a part of her whole life
To save her life Jake had wished that Rose had never been a member of the Huntsclan saving her life and destroying the Skulls but it also meant the two had never met never fallen in love and now Rose was in Hong Kong
Trixie sped up moving next to Jake "hey yo Jakey you ok"
"I'm fine Trixie" Jake bit out stopping his board Spud and Trixie stopped with him Jake sighed
"I'm sorry it's just it hurts" Jake said "if Rose and I can't be together I wish I could be like her and forget too"
Trixie put a hand on her friends shoulder "for what it's worth Rose was good for you Jakey you did the right thing"
"Hey check this out" Spud said looking down seeing a flyer under his board picking it up handing the flyer to Jake
"A teen dating service" Jake said "dude come on these things are always a scam"
Spud shrugged "what's the harm it says it's only twenty dollars for a month of dates plus you can quit at any time"
"Spud you've got a girlfriend" Jake pointed out weirded out that Spud and Stacey had been secretly dating since before the Daylight savings time dance and fitness expo
Spud nodded "but this might be the best thing to get you out of your funk with Rose"
Jake sighed he knew Spud was trying "ok man we'll go check it out but I'm only doing the one date"
The three reading the address on the flyer went into the place it was pink and full of hearts behind the counter was a woman her name tag read FlowerPrincess11 ok that was weird but Jake remembered two things
One he was a New Yorker the greatest city in the world and the weirdness capital of it
Two he was the American Dragon weird was his day job
"Hello welcome to You+Me=Love the worlds most interactive teen dating service" she said with a smile "can I help you"
Jake looked nervous "yeah I'm here to sign up for the month of dates" Jake said feeling stupid but maybe Spud was right he needed to get back out there it wasn't like Rose was going to just magically appear back in his life or something
"Excellent here at You+Me=Love to protect our clients privacy we use usernames what would you like to use as yours" she asked
"A username" Jake asked it sounded off but it made sense "just put in JLong" he said not wanting to put too much thought into it
"Hey is your name really FlowerPrincess11" Spud asked
Trixie elbowed Spud "I'm sorry about him he's an expert at putting his foot in his mouth
"It is from 8 to 3 mondays to fridays" Flowerprincess11 said admitting she uses a username too
Over the next month Jake went out with some amazing girls his first date was pretty fly so he stuck with the program Danica Emma Monique Alex Charlotte Tambry Bridgette Amara April Leni Clawdine Carlotta Barbara Kamala Jessica Amka Thea Cree Skye Zoey Kai Sam Vicky Diana Tori Danielle Felicia Jen Pippi and Sabrina
Cree and Vicky being the only lousy dates he'd been on guess the ladies liked him too since twenty three had wanted a second date with the Am-Drag the best date was with Sabrina Spellman they just clicked together Jake didn't know what but there was just something magical about her
After the program was done he got an email from Sabrina saying she was in town with her aunt asking if he wanted to hang out Jake had agreed
The two had gone to a skate park then saw a movie Jake asked her to be his girlfriend and they'd been a couple ever since
"You sure that you don't wanna come inside for a bit Danny" Kitty asked as she walked hand in hand with her boyfriend
Danny felt a little uncomfortable when he remembered that inside this school was a certain blonde that he was still uncomfortable to be around
Yes he knows that she regrets her actions and yes he was the one who recommended her to come to this school and yes it's a pretty big place but he doesn't want to risk coming across her again so soon
"I'm sure" Danny said
"Besides I don't want to risk missing curfew and getting grounded"
"If that happened I won't be able to make our next date" Danny said and Kitty smirked
"Good point anyway can I at least get a good night kiss" Kitty teased
"Always" Danny said
The two shared a quick kiss before Danny left the school grounds while Kitty watched him leave
Unknown to either of them someone had seen the entire thing from the top of the stairs
And she was NOT happy about it
Tucker sat with Velma in a 60s themed burger restaurant in Elmerton called the Burger Binge
They were in Elmerton because apparently there were rumors of a haunted factory Velma and her friends investigated turns out it was an old man scaring the workers away so he could use the factory to smuggle gold
Though Tucker didn't get why he dressed like a pumpkin to do it
Sure Elmerton wasn't as nice as Amity Park but Tucker didn't care since his favorite girl in the world was here
Also he had Sam and Valerie on speed dial in case of an emergency
Velma smiled putting down her burger "are you ok Tucker you've hardly touched your food" she asked
Tucker nodded "sorry I got distracted"
Velma raised an eyebrow "oh by what"
"You" Tucker said
Did that sound cheesy he felt like that sounded cheesy Velma didn't say anything for a moment before she giggled reaching out she placed her hand on his
"You're pretty distracting yourself Mr. Foley"
The two kissed and once again Tucker was grateful that Danny agreed to sign up for the dating service with him if it meant he could be here with the amazing Velma Dinkley
And done at around 5500 words give or take once again I want to thank Flowerprincess11 who not only wrote some of the scenes in this chapter made a cameo appearance for those curious here are the dates of Jake Long and where they came from
Danica: American Dragon Jake Long
Emma: Jessie
Pippi Giovanni: DC Comics
Jen: 6Teen
Felicia Hardy: Spiderman
Sam Puckett: ICarly
Cree: Kids next door
Vicky: Fairly Odd Parents
Tori: Victorious
Monique: Kim Possible
Alex: Totally Spies
Tambry: Gravity Falls
Charlotte: Henry Danger
Bridgette Zoey Skye: Total Drama
Amara Danielle: X-Men
April: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Leni: Loud House
Clawdine: Monster High
Carlotta: The Casagrandes
Barbara: Batman
Sabrina: Sabrina the teenaged witch
Kamala Khan: Marvel comics
Jessica Cruz: Green Lantern
Thea Queen: Green Arrow
Amka Alyak: Marvel Comics
Diana: Martin Mystery
Kai: Ben 10
For those of who are rereading this list you now know all of Jakes blind dates from the service and how he could have gotten a second date with any of them who didn't also date Danny
Like in Death Battle Danny beat Jake at the dating game too
Until next time everyone
Excelsior True Believers and stay safe
