Hi everyone we're here with chapter fifty
Deadpool shows up
I swear Wade if you came to make a Fusion Master joke I will cancel this chapter and send you to the dimension of chimichangas like the Earth 13 version of you
"Fair enough number boy" Deadpool said "so what is our scheduled chapter for the day"
I think you know you've read my story notes haven't you
Deadpool looked through "let's see Juggernaut check Magneto check Mr. Hyde stuff for the epilogue there's not much left that you haven't done yet except-" Deadpool stopped reading "I swear Number boy if this is a prank"
It's not a prank get ready folks because for the first time in the Many Dates multiverse Danny's going on an adventure with the merc with the mouth the one and only Deadpool
Chimichangas start falling from the sky while Ode to joy plays
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
Deadpool cheers "you are my favorite author no wonder I've never stolen your debit card"
I thought it was because I fed your hunger for wanton cartoony violence and let you beat up your father in law
Are you two married yet
"Oh I bet the Danny who got with Phantasma would love to do that"Deadpool said
"And for your information we're not"
Good to know let's get on with the chapter big thanks to everyone whose read this story so far it means alot to me
"Number boy would also like to thank Flower Princess 11 for her letting this knuckle head write his spin offs of her original story" Deadpool looked off screen "hey Princess got anything to say"
Just then, a note appeared in 61394's hands and Deadpool raised a brow
"What's it say The merc asked.
"FP11 is currently too busy to come in person and answer your questions but she is indeed looking forward to the next chapter "Number Boy read
Deadpool raised a brow
"Wait a second how come she has time to send these notes, but she doesn't have time to show up Also how did she know to say that " Deadpool asked
Just then, another note appeared
"I owe you one explanation, signed FP11 "Number Boy read
Deadpool scratched his head "where have I seen this gag before" he asked
That fairly odd parents episode where the tooth fairy broke up with Jorgen
Deadpool nodded "ok then here's the chapter let's get on with it"
Stay safe everybody here's the chapter
After Many Dates Danny and Kitty
Meg Griffin (soon to be Wilson) walked through the hallways of the McFarlane state pen sitting down at the table across from her behind bullet proof was her dad Meg couldn't even bring herself to care how thin he had become or how bruised and beaten he looked Meg picked up the phone "hi dad"
Peter picked up his own phone "what do you want traitor" he said "I thought the best thing about being in this place was never having to see your stupid face again"
Meg tried her best not to let her dad's words get to her she head the high ground here not him she was free she had a good relationship with her brothers and Brian she was going to marry a great guy who didn't care about how fragile her mental health was
Considering who raised her that shouldn't come as any surprise
"Honestly dad I came here to gloat" Meg said
Peter frowned "what the heck does that mean"
Was he serious was he actually that stupid
Oh wait it was Peter Griffin so yeah he kind of was "gloat means to rub my success in your stupid face"
"I know what gloat means" Peter argued though Meg still wasn't sure if he actually knew "but what does some stupid ugly no name loser like you have to gloat about did you stop living in a box somewhere"
Meg shook her head "no dad I've actually been living in your old house with my brothers and MY FIANCE" Meg said flashing the engagement ring on her finger for Peter to see Peter was so shocked that he fell out of his chair he let out a cry of pain Meg just sat there passively while her dad got back up onto his feet
"Who the heck would wanna marry something that looks like you" Peter said "must be blind dumb and even uglier"
Meg shrugged "a great guy who beat you up"
Peter blinked that didn't really narrow things for him alot of people had beaten him up in the past "who"
Meg rolled her eyes "Wade Wilson" she said before standing up "so long Peter this is the last time we'll ever meet" she hung up the phone
"Hey hold on you ugly brat who the heck is Wade Wilson" Peter shouted "I wanna know what kind of guy has such low standards he'd want to marry you" Peter Griffin continued to demand "Meg Meg MEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Meg didn't answer shrugging leaving the prison behind her she had better things to do then to gloat to her deadbeat dad she had a wedding to finish planning
Walking into the parking lot Meg searched around in her purse for her keys "where are those keys" she asked frustrated
Meg finally found her keys "finally" she said grabbing a hold of them Meg pulled them out about to unlock her car when she felt something prick her neck like a metal mosquito
Meg reached to her neck pulling out a dart huh what in the her vision began to blur she fell over unconscious
Meanwhile miles away from Rhode Island in the greatest city in the world Danny was on a date with the greatest girl in the world while Dani was busy watching cartoons with Jubilee and Laura some thing about a purple girl in a world of talking animals Danny was having some pizza with Kitty Pryde
From across the table Kitty smiled at Danny "I'm kind of surprised you didn't order a bowl of spaghetti for us to share" Kitty said "we could have copied Lady and the Tramp"
Danny laughed "honestly I'd rather kiss you in private" Danny said getting a giggle from Kitty
"Someone's not a fan of the paparazzi" Kitty said
"Is anybody actually a fan of those people" Danny joked well not really he was honestly really annoyed by those vultures and their lack of respecting personal space
And he thought it was bad when Amorpho showed up
Kitty and Danny laughed continuing to enjoy their date
Danny and Kitty walked arm in arm un the driveway of the institute things seemed pretty quiet right now at the institute since the news of the induction of the Mutant Response Division
Right now they hadn't done anything to target the mutants but everyone at the institute was preparing for the other shoe to drop
Danny and Kitty jumped at the sound of broken glass and Cyclops falling out of the second floor window acting quick Danny transformed catching the man "you ok Scott" Danny asked when they were safely on the ground dazedly Scott nodded "I'll live" he said sounding more annoyed then hurt
"Look I don't want to fight you Marsden just tell me where Logan is" Danny and Kitty looked up to see a dude in red and black a pair of swords strapped onto his back making an X shape on his back
Danny blinked was he some kind of an X-Men
"HOLD IT" Deadpool looks to the screen "seriously number boy how come he doesn't know who I am"
Because he hasn't met you just because you've been constantly showing up in the story doesn't mean Danny knows who you are
"Oh come on other versions of this clueless kid knew who I was" Deadpool complained "in this story Danny's just a more serious version Batman the Brave and the Bold" Deadpool said frustrated that Danny didn't know he was
Yeah that doesn't mean he knows everything I bet you don't know everything do you know who Chakra the invincible is
"Who"
What about the Condor
Deadpool shook his head "nope doesn't ring a bell"
Mosaic
Deadpool still looked confused "ok now you're just making up names"
I'm not all of these were made by the great Stan Lee
May he rest in peace
"Agreed" Deadpool said
Ok look we're confusing the kids let's move things along or I'll just skip ahead to the second segment episode FP says I have to include both Camile Leon and Blackfire making the moves on Danny
"Fine" Deadpool said "I'll follow the script so you can put off copying your favorite of the many dates stories"
I don't have favorites
"Rigggghhhttttt and I totally wasn't a rip off of Deathstroke" Deadpool said
Just get on with it Wade
While this conversation was happening Danny and Kitty were staring at this guy in red talking to people who weren't even there
"Should we do something" Danny asked Kitty looked just as confused
"I'm" she said pausing "not sure"
Finally the guy stopped talking or maybe it was arguing wit himself
"Hang on kiddies I'll be with you in a moment" he said taking a step back before he jumped out of the window landing on the ground "oh that's not good on the knees" he said standing up massaging his knees "seriously don't recommend that just because it looks cool you'll thank me when you're in your forties"
He walked over to Scott "now come on red eyes tell me where Logan is I need his sniffer"
Kitty stepped forward "uh Logan's not here" she said nervously
"Yeah and why'd you throw Cyclops out a window" Danny asked
The guy in red shrugged "oh I didn't that was Marvel girl or is she Phoenix but hold on I don't think number boys doing that story line he's got a pretty solid plan for wrapping this up" the guy said
Wait Jean threw Scott out of the window why would she do that
"Oh she was aiming for me but all the pregnancy hormones are messing with her aim" the guy said "anyways I'm Deadpool the merc with the mouth and all around lover of the ladies"
Danny wasn't sure how to respond to that he had heard the name Deadpool somewhere maybe from Sam something about him being a mercenary or something
Wait scratch the or something since he just admitted to being a mercenary
Deadpool looked to Scott "she still doesn't like me from the old days does she"
Scott gave Deadpool a look even without the glasses it was obvious he as annoyed with Deadpool "what do you think"
Danny got the feeling he didn't want to know
But it seemed like Deadpool knew what he was thinking "oh I used to work with these guys when we were all young and stupid but that's a story for another time" Deadpool explained by pretty much explaining nothing
Deadpool looked to Danny "oh but I know who you are Danny Fenton Phantom guy who saved the world from that stupid hunk of space rock and the newest Avenger" Deadpool explained "and you can help me with my problem"
Danny blinked "why me" he asked
"Well other then Logan you're probably the only guy associated with the X people who can tolerate me" Deadpool sighed "plus I need your help finding my Meg"
Danny looked to Deadpool "Meg" he asked
"Yeah my fiancé Meg she got taken by someone who I'm going to be unalive very soon" Deadpool said angrily "but first I need help and your good at finding people so wanna help I'll pay you if you need money"
"Uh" Danny shook his head "no money's not the issue I'll help you find your fiancé"
"Great" Deadpool cheered "now since my Meg's not a mutant we can't use Cerebro to find her that means we're gonna have to do this the fun way"
Danny wasn't sure he wanted to know what the fun way was
But he had the feeling he was going to find out anyways
Danny hated being here in Gotham he hadn't been here since Sam had been kidnapped by the Floronic man as part of Vlad's plan to make him join up with him anyways the two were in the kind of place where Danny's parents would ground him for life if he ever came back to
When they entered everyone stopped to look at Deadpool as the mercenary walked into the bar people began to run away leaving the place as fast as they could Danny looked around impressed they didn't even bother to look at him they just passed him by
It was like being back in his freshman year when people didn't even know he existed until he started dating Kitty in Paulina's body that was something Danny wished he could erase from his memory
Deadpool walked over to the end of the bar where a guy was sitting "Wilson" he greeted
"Lawton" Deadpool said back
Danny sat down next to Deadpool the name Lawton sounded familiar Deadpool reached into a pouch on his belt pulling out a dart handing it to Lawton "this was used to take someone important to me" Deadpool said "I need to know who did it"
Lawton looked at the bullet holding it between his hands pricking his thumb on the dart "what your looking at is black ops standard used for taking down a target for interrogation non lethal" Lawton said "last I heard the CIA were the ones who used these things"
The CIA Danny thought Deadpool just took the dart "thanks Lawton" he said standing up "btdubs love the Will Smith look you've got going on real classy"
Lawton shook his head "sure Wilson whatever you say" he said going back to his drink Danny followed after Deadpool
Once they were out of the bar Danny looked to Deadpool "so the CIA took your fiancé but why"
Deadpool laughed "oh Danny Danny Danny don't be naive" Deadpool said "Lawton said the CIA were the guys who make the dart that got my Meg that doesn't mean they're so good at keeping them"
Danny got what Deadpool was saying "you think someone stole from the CIA"
"Of course" Deadpool said "now quick chum to the Dead mobile" he said pointing his finger out towards a taxi "we're going to Virginia"
Before Danny could suggest that Danny just fly there with Deadpool the merc with the mouth had ran off Danny didn't know how this day could get any weirder
"Danny" a familiar voice asked
Danny turned to see one of his past blind dates Barbara Gordon "Barbara hi" he said hugging the gotham girl "it's good to see you"
"You too" she said looking over his shoulder "so you got roped into an adventure with Deadpool" she said sounding sympathetic
"Yeah I'm helping him find his fiancé" Danny explained "you know him"
Barbara nodded "he once broke into the watchtower to get Wonder Woman's phone number it didn't go well"
Danny almost whistled first Jean now Wonder Woman is there any super powered lady that Deadpool didn't flirt with at some point "most people wouldn't blame him for trying" Danny said
"Most people wouldn't have survived what Diana did to him" Barbara joked "it wasn't pretty"
"Yikes" Danny said
Ok good to know that Deadpool can somehow survive an encounter with Wonder Woman and Jean that was pretty terrifying if Danny was being honest
"Hey Danny quit talking to the red head this isn't Earth 9 you're not dating her in this timeline" Deadpool called out
Did he know about the multiverse too Danny wasn't sure he wanted to be around this guy
The more he was the crazier he became
"Uh I can explain that" Danny said not really sure how to explain the multiverse to Barbara
"I already know about the multiverse" she said "comes from my night job"
'Right Batgirl' Danny thought
"PHANTOM VAMANOS" Deadpool yelled Danny nodded
"I uh gotta go" he said before walking off
In the CIA building of Langley Falls Virginia agent Stan Smith was working at his desk signing paperwork on various classified things it seemed like a pretty routine day for Stan until that is he showed up
"Hi Stan" Deadpool shouted making Stan jump back in shock reaching for his gun before he realized who it was
"Mr. Pool you scared me" he said seeing next to Deadpool who was crouching on his desk was Danny Phantom "hey you're Danny Phantom my son's a big fan of yours"
"Uh thanks" Danny said looking between Deadpool and Stan "how um do you two know each other"
Deadpool smiled to Danny Phantom under his mask "oh see I saved Agent Smith and his family from being trapped in a time loop where they kept replaying their lives over and over becoming progressively worst people with each life" Deadpool laughed "the moron lived through his sons birth like three times"
"Right" Stan was very grateful that Deadpool had helped him and his family that didn't mean he wanted his private life being told to random superheroes
Deadpool rifled through info on Stans desk "so listen we'll be taking this file about stolen tranq darts and be out of your wig I mean hair" Deadpool laughed grabbing on to Danny Phantom "high ho spooky away" Deadpool called out
Danny Phantom sighed looking like he had a headache
Considering his present company Stan wasn't too surprised Danny Phantom grabbed a pen and signed his name on a piece of scrap paper which would make Steve happy
Before both he and Deadpool turned invisible by now they were probably gone from the office Stan sighed rubbing his temple walking over he fixed the papers on his desk before getting back to work
In a warehouse Meg Griffin was tied up struggling to get out of the ropes "do you really think you can get away with this" she shouted looking to the man who took her some older guy named Jack with him were a bunch of guys in black tactical gear armed with weapons on their sleeves was a red skull with tentacles
"We don't expect to get away" Jack said "we want your idiot fiancé Deadpool to find us so we can catch him and extract the serum inside of his body"
'Serum' Meg wondered 'what was he talking about'
Jack laughed "you don't know see that idiot Deadpool was an old lab rat of ours we wanted to see if we could pass on mutant powers to our soldiers we experimented on hundreds of lab rats that idiot clown was somehow the only one who survived" Jack explained
"We want to find out what makes him tick and find out how he survived where the rest of them failed"
Jack grinned "and when we find out Hydra will be unstoppable HAIL HYDRA" Jack shouted
"Hail Hydra" the soldiers shouted in unison
"You know" Deadpool said "I really hate that salute"
Deadpool started laughing "you guys look like cheerleaders at a pep rally"
Deadpool and Danny Phantom appeared among all of the soldiers the soldiers turned their weapons towards the two "you how'd you get here so fast"
Deadpool grinned "it was a quick transition from Virginia to here" Deadpool explained
Jack scoffed "I should have known that useless son of mine was somehow involved" he said hatefully "I'm glad I left the little brat"
Danny Phantom and Deadpool frowned "kid you take the grunts" Deadpool drew his swords "the deadbeat is mine"
Danny nodded "fine with me"
The Hydra Soldiers all fired at Danny leapt in front of Meg creating a ghost shield Dannys eyes glowed green as he pushed his shield forward crashing into the soldiers with the power of a truck going full speed
Meanwhile Deadpool and Jack were swinging blades at each other Deadpool with his swords and Jack with a pair of fire axes Danny walked over to Meg quickly untying her "everything will be all right ma'am" he said
"Ma'am I'm only nineteen" Meg said
Seriously was she really old enough to be called a ma'am
Danny looked embarrassed "uh sorry it's just you are his fiancé right"
Meg nodded
"I kind of thought you'd be older since I have no idea how old he is" Danny said
Meg shrugged finally able to move her arms again "he's younger then he looks" was all she had to say about her fiancés age
Wade Wilson known to most people as the merc with the mouth that lover of the ladies and all around awesome of awesome fighters Deadpool was fighting with deadbeat of the year and HYDRA flunkie Jack Smith blade to blade their arms moved in a blur as they swung at each other every strike aimed at vital blows
If it weren't for Wade's healing factor he would have been dead a while ago
Heck he would have been dead years before he ever met Meg but he wasn't going to lose here to some deadbeat dad
Deadpool ducked under Jacks swing before getting in close punching him in the face Jack recovered quickly kicking Deadpool in the chest swinging his blades down Deadpool blocked with his own swords
"Don't you ever give up" Jack said "why don't you just roll over and accept that you've lost how much more of this can you take"
Deadpool laughed kicking Jack back
"Let me tell you something you arrogant windbag" Deadpool said coldly
"You think I can't take a little bit of pain I'm always in pain constant burning agonizing NEVERENDING pain my own body destroying itself the only thing keeping me alive is the essence of Wolverine that you HYDRA freaks thought it was a good idea to put in a former marine from Toronto" Deadpool shouted
Rushing forward slashing wildly he knocked Jack back disarming him before throwing a wild punch hitting him in the face Deadpool walked over pointing his sword at a dazed Jack "that's why I won't roll over and accept that I've lost" Deadpool said coldly "because if I do then you all win"
Danny walked over with Deadpools fiancé Meg
For some reason that name sounded familiar to him but he couldn't remember where he'd heard before
Walking over with Deadpool Danny looked at Deadpool battered and bruised but healing it was almost like he hadn't been hurt at all so that's what he meant by essence of Wolverine
Which by the way sounded really really gross
Danny smiled "it was uh nice working with you Deadpool"
Deadpool shook his head "no it wasn't I drove you crazy" Deadpool laughed "but I'll let you in on a secret I drive everyone crazy just like me" Deadpool laughed walking over he wrapped his arm around Meg "but for what it's worth kid you tolerated me better then other people" he said giving a salute "later"
"Uh yeah" Danny said floating up "later I guess"
Danny flew up hoping the next time he saw Deadpool it didn't happen for a long long time
Danny also really didn't want to be here to see what Deadpool was going to do to that Jack guy
Once Danny was gone Deadpool turned back to Jack "now I made a promise when I found you to unalive whoever took my lady" Deadpool said looking to the screen "You might want to cut to the authors note to keep the rating things are going to get ugly"
Gotcha
And that's the chapter I hope you all enjoyed Danny's adventure with Deadpool and a brief look and me making fun of the writing in American dad
Seriously Steve was born three different times in that show there had to be a time loop or something going on making those people progressively more awful
Big thanks to FP11 for her cameo in the beginning
Stay safe
and Excelsior True Believers
