Well that last chapter was something
Yeah I think I see why other authors haven't done more then just cameos with Deadpool seriously that was a bigger headache then I thought it would be
Here's the second chapter read review fave and follow
Enjoy everyone and Stay Safe
After Many Dates Danny and Kitty
Danny used to imagine things like this
Dash going too far and finally get what was coming to him all that bad karma would find away to come back to bite him in the end
Now that it was happening Danny felt guilty he ever thought that he knew this wasn't his fault
Dash had done everything he had on his own but that guilt it was still there
Danny was sitting in the benches of Amity Parks courthouse he like a few others of his friends family and even Mr. Lancer had been asked to testify as character witnesses for the prosecution
"Dash Baxter" the judge said after everyone rose up "you and your accomplice Cree Lincoln have been found guilty of assault with deadly force breaking and entering and freeing Cain Marko" the judge said Dash had been silent in his prison uniform his arms in handcuffs
Maybe he felt guilty too or more likely he knew there was nothing he could say to get out of this
"This court finds you guilty and sentences you to jail time in Belle Reve Prison for thirty years with no chance of parole" the judge said "perhaps the time away will be good for you"
As the bailiffs took Dash away Dash glared at Danny "this isn't over Fenton" he said harshly "I'll get you back for this"
Danny didn't say anything instead all he did was turn away from Dash and walk out of the courtroom ignoring Dash calling his name even after everything Dash wasn't going to change was he
It was funny Danny had saved billions of people he had fought some of the worst people and came out on top but Dash didn't care he just wanted to keep blaming Danny for his own problems
"Guess you just can't save everyone" Danny said aloud looking up at the summer sun journalists came over to him trying to ask him questions Danny didn't answer any of them instead he transformed and flew away
Danny looked down seeing Dash being loaded into a prison transport
Danny and Tucker sat kind of awkwardly in the Nasty Burger mostly because of Cristopher Morgan sitting across from him neither Danny or Tucker had really made much effort to hang out with Sam's boyfriend outside of making sure he wasn't another Gregor
Something Sam had said they should try and fix because in her words
"If I can make nice with your girlfriends you can do the same with mine"
When Tucker had made a joke about not knowing Sam had a girlfriend the goth stomped on his foot hard making him jump she also reminded the techno geek that she had over ten years worth of blackmail material she could tell Velma if he didn't do it
Danny didn't need convincing after all the times Sam's covered for him while he was out visiting Kitty it was the least he could do
"So" Danny said trying to make small talk "you go to another school"
"Yeah" Cristopher said picking at his veggie burger "and you guys go to school with my cousin"
"We do" Danny and Tucker asked looking to each other they didn't remember anyone at Casper High with the last name Morgan Danny and Tucker shook their heads
"Uh sorry dude I don't think we know your cousin" Tucker said
Cristopher laughed Danny looked confused "yeah you do she dated you for a couple of days"
Danny and Tucker looked to each other then back to Cristopher "me or him" they asked pointing to each other
Cristopher pointed to Tucker "think back dude blonde hair blue eyes you'll see the family resemblance"
Tucker narrowed his eyes before he figured it out "Stars your cousin" he asked before panicking "look if you're going to punch me for calling her a satellite just remember my best friends an Avenger"
Danny shook his head "hey leave me out of your love life dude" Danny joked
Cristopher held up his hands "relax Tucker I'm not going to punch you" he promised "besides from how Star told it she's the one who needs to apologize to you" Cristopher looked to Danny "oh and thanks for you know not punching me"
Danny shrugged "if I did I think Captain America and Hulk would revoke my Avengers discount if I punched you" Danny and Cristopher shared a laugh at that while Tucker tried to look mad before he ended up laughing
"Why haven't we done this before" Tucker asked
"What dude roast you over your love life" Danny joked "Sam and I have done that for years"
Tucker rolled his eyes "oh like you have all the luck with the ladies" Tucker joked back "remember when you first asked out Paulina"
Danny groaned "ugh don't remind me" hiding his face with his arms while Tucker laughed
Cristopher pat Danny on the arm "hey Danny it's ok we've all been in bad relationships" he told the halfa "I remember this one girl I dated in my freshman year" Cristopher shuddered exaggeratedly "let's just say that it wasn't fun and leave it at that"
Danny nodded he Tucker and Cristopher laughed the ice now broken between them they ate together laughing like they were old friends trading stories about bad relationships they've had in the past
Something Tucker had plenty of
Not that he minded now he had a girlfriend
"Hey" Danny asked "what do you think our girlfriends are doing right now"
Cristopher and Tucker shrugged
In the private movie theatre in Sam's basement Sam Velma and Kitty were watching a movie together "how do you think the boys are doing" Kitty asked
Velma shrugged "I'm sure by now they've found some masculine activity to bond over"
Sam nodded "Danny and Tucker will behave"
"Were you really planning to blackmail them into behaving" Velma asked Sam shrugged
"No but it got them to stop complaining and spend time with Cristopher" Sam said standing up she walked over to get a refill from the soda fountain "I think Cristopher is still a little jealous of Danny"
"Does he really think you'd leave him for Danny" Kitty asked before the mutant girls eyes narrowed "you're not planning to are you because Danny's mine"
Refill in hand Sam walked back over to her seat "put the claws away Kitty cat I have no interest in Danny" Sam promised sighing "at least not that way anymore"
"Was he really that clueless to your feelings" Velma asked "from what I've seen he seems quite capable of talking to women"
Sam laughed "oh you're just saying that cause you've seen him now"
Kitty leaned in curiously "oh come on he couldn't have been that bad could he"
Sam shook her head "well before that dating service he dated three girls a spoiled brat a girl who wore the brat like a new jacket and one of his enemies"
Kitty seemed to think about it "wait he dated one of those ghosts we saw at the mall"
"Well he did when she was overshadowing Paulina" Sam said
Kitty let out a spit take "he dated Paulina eww" Kitty said gagging thinking about the spoiled girl who wanted to date her 'ghost boy'
"I have to agree with Kitty" Velma said having met Paulina a few times the girl was like a younger meaner version of Daphnes mother "that girl is awful"
Sam nodded "the first time she was just trying to steal him from his goth girlfriend" Sam said using air quotes "the second time Kitty was overshadowing her to get back at her boyfriend"
"Well that explains it" Kitty said at least now she understood why that greasy Johnny 13 thought her Danny was two timing with that other Kitty "as long as you're not trying to get Danny too Sam" Kitty said "I have enough issues with Katie"
Sam held up her hands "relax Kitty I'm completely in love with Cristopher" Sam said "and I hate talking about my emotions"
Velma raised her hand too "as do I now I propose we stop right now and return to the movie"
"Agreed" Sam and Kitty said getting back to the movie
Danny Tucker and Cristopher after finishing their food walked out heading towards the movie theatre to watch a movie "wait hold on the multiverse is real" Cristopher asked
"Yep" Danny and Tucker said
Cristopher let out a slow whistle "wow that's cool" he said "so there's worlds where things are different like ones where we lost the revolutionary war or where Danny's dating Kim Possible"
Danny shrugged "I don't know never been to one" Danny answered looking to Tucker "it'd be cool to visit though see what's different then here"
Tucker nodded excitedly "maybe there's a world where I got all the luck with the ladies and you didn't"
Danny laughed "sure what ever you say Toofinetuck" Danny said
Tucker groaned rolling his eyes "you will never let that die will you"
Danny still laughing a little bit shrugged "I might have if you'd listened after Bonnie or Mandy and changed your profile"
Cristopher was still laughing too as he walked behind Danny and Tucker even with Sam assuring him it wasn't going to happen
Cristopher wanted to believe his girlfriend but he had doubts in the back of the head about Danny the two had been friends for ten years that kind of history made Cristopher nervous it made him worry even though his black rose told him there was nothing going on between Danny and Sam
Or something could be going on between Danny and Sam in the future
Cristopher looked up the summer sun coming down on his head he needed to get these thoughts out of his head he wasn't a jealous guy and Danny was a cool dude
He saved the world for petes sake he was an Avenger
He would probably have to go soon because of that flying girl coming towards them
Cristopher blinked
'Wait flying girl' Cristopher thought confused there was a girl with orange skin dark purple hair and some kind of black and purple get up her hands and eyes started to glow she was holding her hand out towards Danny
"Danny look out" Cristopher called out running forward he tackled Danny and Tucker the ground where they were before blowing up in a green explosion Danny and Tucker looked up to see the girl
Danny blinked recognizing the girl "Starfire" he asked
"Wait Starfire from the Teen Titans" Tucker asked "why is she blasting us"
Danny transformed flying up "you guys get to safety I'll take care of her" Danny flew up to 'Starfire'
Danny flew up to 'Starfire' his old blind date from Tameran she was kind of an airhead but the Starfire he met that summer was nice and didn't wear some kind of scifi goth look
"Look Starfire what's going on here" Danny asked confused
'Starfire' smiled "oh you think I'm my baby sister" she said with a mean spirited smirk "can't blame you for seeing the family resemblance I suppose"
"Family resemblance baby sister" Danny said before he really saw there were similarities between Starfire and he didn't know her name Blackfire or something like that and not just the hair and the eyes she was older with a cruel look in her eyes that reminded Danny of Ember or Spectra
She floated close to Danny "you know the idea was to get rid of you to upset my bleeding heart baby sister" she said floating close to Danny circling around him like a lion around it's lunch
"But you know now that I've got a closer look you are kinda cute" she said "for a human that is" she floated around him " you almost like a Tamaranian"
Danny floated away from her "I have a girlfriend whatever your name is" Danny's fists began to glow green "and it isn't you"
Starfires sister smiled "the names Blackfire honey" she said her fists glowed too "and I'll get you to see things my way"
'Huh I was right' Danny thought before Blackfire flew at him firing another energy blast at Danny moving around the blast Danny fired one of his own knocking her back into a wall
Danny rushed forward kicking her in the side sending her sliding across a wall Blackfire recovered her eyes glowing she smirked "ooh I love a tough guy"
'Eww' Danny thought annoyed
Blackfire tried to catch him off guard with a punch Danny turned intangible she passed right through him Danny turned around and kicked Blackfire towards the ground the alien girl crashed into a car rolling onto the street
Danny grateful for all the times Natasha and Steve had tossed him around in training floated down blasting Blackfire creating a pair of icy blue restraints to hold her
Blackfire opened an eye and smile "man Phantom you really know how to show a girl a good time" she said before closing her eyes hopefully unconscious
"I have a girlfriend" Danny said again
"This is going to be awesome" fourteen year old Dani Fenton said sitting on a sled behind her was her best friend Jubilee the yellow jacket wearing mutant was facing backwards with a helmet on her head and goggles over her eyes "you sure this is going to work D" Jubilee asked
"Relax J Danny's been teaching me how to do this power" Dani promised her eyes glowing blue making a trail of ice Jubilee held her hands out using her mutant powers propelling the sled forward Dani and Jubilee cheered loudly as they raced across their homemade bobsled track
"This is awesome" Jubilee cheered
"I told you so" Dani said as she kept making ice in front of them their homemade bobsled was racing faster and faster
Actually they were going too fast
"Uh J you might want to stop with the powers" Dani said
"I did" Jubilee said they were still accelerating even after they ran out of ice they were still going pretty fast they were coming close to the driveway Dani tried using her ice powers to make a barricade that would stop them right
Well it kind of did it stopped the sled but Dani was sent flying crashing into a car door "oh my head" Dani said
"D are you ok" Jubilee said running over
Dani nodded sitting up "yeah J good thing I was wearing a helmet" she said cheekily looking over to where she hit there was a head shaped dent in the car door she hit
Oh no wasn't this Kitty's brand new car
"Is that" Jubilee asked
"Uh huh" Dani said
'Oh that's not going to buff out' Dani thought
"Let's get out of here before Kitty sees" Dani said
Jubilee nodded the two began to back away from the car bumping backwards into someone Dani and Jubilee looked to see a ticked off Kitty Pryde "Dani Jubilee" she said through gritted teeth
Dani giggled nervously "uh would you believe this was Skulkers fault" she asked hopefully
"No" Kitty shouted angrily
Dani and Jubilee looked to each other before they broke off into a run running off Kitty chasing after the two of them "get back here you little rats" she shouted "when I get my hands on you two"
Jubilee and Dani ran faster phasing into the mansion through a wall past some students Kitty phased in after them "we need to hide we need to hide" Dani panicked as they kept running
"In here" Jubilee said opening a random door finding Henry and Rogue on a couch making out
"Gahh my eyes" Dani shouted covering her eyes
Henry and Rogue leapt apart looking at the two "what are you two doing" Rogue demanded blushing
"The better question is what are you doing" Jubilee asked "I thought you couldn't make skin contact with people"
Rogue and Henry had blushes on their face not able to make eye contact "the Professor has been helping me with my control" she said
"Yeah and I didn't need to see my little brother making out eww" Dani said Henry frowned
"I'm older then you" Henry pointed out
"I was made first so therefore I'm the older sister" Dani argued
"DANI JUBILEE" Kitty yelled reminding Dani and Jubilee why they had come in here Rogue and looked at the two
"What did you two do" Henry asked
Instead of answering Dani grabbed Jubilee turning intangible and flew through the ceiling just as Kitty came in "hey guys did you see Dani and Jubilee come through here" Kitty asked
Henry and Rogue pointed up Kitty smiled continuing to chase the two of them through the house
When she finally caught them Dani and Jubilee paid for denting her door
Literally
Neither one of the two had any allowance for months afterwards
They also never tried to use their powers for winter sports
Ever again
Danny had a headache a really big headache when he Kim had asked Danny for help with a weird string of robberies he had been prepared for a ghost since at every robbery there was someone caught on camera who didn't remember doing anything
Kim had suspected a ghost was overshadowing celebrities to take things that used to belong to them when they were you know among the living
Turns out this had nothing to do with ghosts and instead was a spoiled trust fund brat named Camille Leon who got what should be an illegal plastic surgery that let her shape shift she was stealing stuff cause her parents cut her off
That wasn't where the headache came from
No the headache came from her flirting with him
"Come on baby think about it you me alone on a private beach in Maui" Camille suggested "I can be any girl you want" she said transforming into various girls like Kim Kara Sam as both herself and as Blackthorn 'I'm so jealous she still has her secret identity'
Jenny though with that one her pig tails were actual hair instead of metal Gwen the other Gwen he dated Katie Rogue a middle eastern girl that had Sooraya's eyes and the top of her nose
Before she stopped on Kitty waving her eyebrows in a way that Kitty never looked at him "we can do whatever you want" she said Danny was creeped out enough by her even without suggesting that he backed up intangibly into a wall
The girl was such an airhead she knocked herself out Danny poked his head out to see Camille had gone back to normal Kim ran in
"Danny Camille's-" Kim blinked "uh never mind"
Danny stepped out while Kim walked over pulling out a pair of handcuffs "I thought you had issues fighting people without powers"
Danny nodded "I didn't touch her" Danny promised "the airhead knocked herself out trying to kiss me with my girlfriends face"
Kim and Danny shuddered Danny looked to Kim "look Kim I'm happy to help but if you think she's involved call Ben first" he asked
Kim nodded "promise"
After turning Camille over to the cops the two ended up getting a bite to eat Kim's way of apologizing for Camille trying to make the moves on Danny well after they grabbed Kim's sidekick Ron who was the reason Kim even entered the dating service
The guy ended up dating a ninja how cool was that
Not April a different ninja named Yori so it wasn't awkward
The three laughed eating at Bueno Nacho it wasn't Danny's first choice but it was better then some places he's been to on missions with the Avengers or even some of his past dates
"She transformed into your girlfriend" Ron asked before shuddering "that's just sick and wrong" he shouted
"Totally" Kim said "though kudos to you Danny there's probably plenty of guys who would have taken her up on her offer" she said distastefully poking at her salad
Danny shook his head "not me I've dated the rich airhead type before it doesn't end well" Danny said "it was better when she was possessed by a ghost"
Ron and Kim laughed at that until they saw the straight look on Danny's face "oh you're serious" Kim said
"Yeah that actually happened" Danny said
The three crimefighters continued their meal in peace even if Danny still had a headache he just hoped he never ever saw Camille Leon again
Or any other shapeshifters
And because I know he'll just use the continuity stone if I don't do this here we go
Deadpool looked away from dancing with his wife "you say that like it's a bad thing I thought you loved love"
I do that doesn't mean I want you holding my story hostage this is about Danny's love life not yours
Deadpool waved him off "meh don't worry Number boy I'll go back to my cameo and authors note appearances after honeymoon" Deadpool said turning his attention back to Meg
See after they had unalived Stan Smiths deadbeat dad Meg had decided she wanted to get married like now so Wade being the awesome fiancé he was used the continuity stone to give her the greatest wedding EVER
"At least until Danny and his Kitty cat tie the knot"
Wait for chapter 73
Wade looked down at Meg with a smile on his face he loved this crazy chick sure their relationship was written on an impulse and totally not planned by the author
Wade get on with it
But he loved her so who cared how it started
"What'cha thinking about" Meg asked Wade smiled
"You" Wade said before the two kissed in the middle of the dance floor with the talking dog singing the song people use to play pranks on their friends or Disney at the end of that Wreck it Ralph sequel
Ok while Wade's distracted let's end this chapter
Hope you all like the chapter
Stay safe everyone
And
Excelsior True Believers
