"I can't imagine actually having ears." Yoshi complained upon using his frenzy of eggs to smash away the turtle shells being chucked at him by the various Koopa Troopas while at the Koopa Troopa Beach. "Can you imagine the gross ear wax scabs deep in your head?"

"I try my absolute best to not think about it even though we can clearly hear." Dr. Hoshi spoke for he took the glider shortcut and proceeded to hide out in the tunnel for he saw the item collision occurring on the sandy shore right in front of him and the waterfall.

The Lakitu recording this was at a loss for words since despite finding wins to record he couldn't fathom what was happening. "Oy... maybe this is why I don't bother to take place in these races."