(A/N): Well, I'm back online, but even internet cuts couldn't stop me from writing Edventures of Unova. I revolved this chapter you're about to see about Pansage, Panpour and Pansear, and mostly those monkeys. Try not to do a drinking game everytime I mention monkeys, any of the monkeys, the nicknames and battles using them, you'll be full of soda to eat your pizza.

Without further ado, onto the Chapter of three monkeys named Blue, Berry and Lime.

(A/N 2): Oops, did I forget to say this whole story has been rebooted? It's a fresh new story to behold. I do believe there's no spare parts needed from the Closed Beta from this point on.

Playerhood18: I did upload quick, but this time now, it'll probably take longer for me to upload stuff in the making.

And so, we begin!


(Chapter 8): Monkey See, Ed Do


To Recap:

Upon arriving to Nuvema Town, Kevin, Marie and Rolf along with Skyla battled Team Plasma and the group of Patrat to rescue Professor Juniper. Cheren, Bianca, and Zinnia had a headstart, leaving the Eds behind, and upon arriving, each got an elemental monkey. Kevin also received Bass, his Magnemite, who showed Kevin its power and also paralyzing him, thankfully recovered by a Cheri Berry. Now the battle is on with Team Plasma and the Nine Trainers.


[Route 2: The Eds]

Just as the Eds were about to head into Striaton City, there were three Pokémon Trainers on Route 2, and Eddy was bothered by them in the way.

"Remind me WHY must we battle against Pokémon Trainers!" Eddy crossed his arms.

"Well, Eddy, due to the Region's Laws, if a Pokémon Trainer refuses to battle, they must give up at least half of their money." Double Dee took note as Eddy remembered the scary tone of losing some money. "Perhaps if we all took turns in defeating each trainer, we can advance further to our next Gym Challenge."

Ed was looking forward into the tall grass, as Pokémon were walking through. Most likely Patrat, and the Pokémon that Cheren and Bianca caught, who were called Purrloin and Lillipup, respectively.

Ed scanned the Lillipup and identified their appearance. Lillipup were small quadruped mammalian Pokémon that resembled a Yorkshire terrier puppy. Their bodies were covered in tan and brown colored fur. Their faces were covered by a scruffy mass of long tan fur. They had pointed ears, large black eyes, and a red nose. They also had stubby limbs with three toes on each foot, a patch of blackish fur on their backs, and short brown tails.

"Lillipup, the Puppy Pokémon. It faces strong opponents with great courage. But, when at a disadvantage in a fight, this intelligent Pokémon flees."

Eddy walked past Ed, passing him by. "Come on, Monobrow, we gotta move..."

And suddenly, while the trainers were standing, like set traps, they saw the Eds and charged at them.

"Hey you!" A young girl with a brown short dress told the Eds. "Yeah you! You think you can take us on because you're a trio?!"

"I think these guys are pyre newbies!" The first young boy with blue cap and shorts, with a t shirt and blue shoes, bragged. "I think my Patrat can squish them!"

Eddy bursted out into laughter. "So what you're saying is, you're gonna to beat me with a Pokémon we always crush, right?!"

"Don't you DARE mock my Patrat!" The youngster pouted.

"Face it, Jimmy. Lillipup is the way to go!" said the second youngster.

"Oh, we have a Jimmy, I see." Eddy stood with a challenging look on his face. "Tell you what, you prove to me you can beat me with your, Patrat, and I'll give you my money! But if you lose, you give me your money! Deal?!"

"You're on!" Jimmy challenged Eddy.

"Then I'll take the nerd with the sock hat!" Said the Lass.

"You sure, Mali?" Asked the second Youngster.

"It's nothing to be afraid of, Roland!" Lass Mali smirked. "My Purrloin would do some nice work of him!"

"Please do not take me lightly, young lady." Double Dee warned.

"Then that leaves me with the big stinky one!" Roland frowned as he then gained confidence. "And I think we got a Triple Battle!"

"Then here we go!" Eddy posed as he got out a Pokéball. And so the battle began! Eddy tossed his Pokéball. "Chop! Let's go!"

Double Dee threw his Pokéball, next! "Allow me to present to you my first companion! Phil!"

"Crystal! Come on out!" Ed threw his Pokéball last.


[Striaton City: Bianca]

As much as Bianca felt sorry for leaving the Eds behind, she then saw a glimpse of their arrival as she headed into Route 2 as a bomb of water and fire (with a hint of grass) sounded off in the sky.

"They're here!" Bianca's eyes glittered as she was amazed, but then scared of the fact the Eds were on their way.


"Return!" The Eds recalled their Starter Pokémon as they got their prize money and continued.

"That was fun!" Ed laughed.

"Quite a perfect dynamic, if I do say so myself!" Double Dee was proud of the battle success.

Eddy was counting the cash. "We'll be rich boys! Sooner or later, we'll be ROLLING in Jawbreakers!"

The newbie trainers were stunned as they looked around, and there was wet, smoked grass and trees.

"What... happened?..." Mali asked.


Arriving at the scenery, the Eds were amazed by the city. There were tall buildings, a school, and a restaurant.

The Eds' stomachs began to growl, probably due to not having breakfast.

Ed was about to panic, but Eddy stopped him. "It's all three of our stomachs, Ed.. Don't even think about screaming.."

"I wonder if the Restroom will have Jawbreakers!" Ed drooled.

"Restaurant, Ed." Double Dee corrected. "And for certain, it depends on what kind of food does the restaurant serve. We still have a fair amount of currency for the absurd circumstances we got ourselves into."

"Guys! Hey, Guys!" Bianca came from behind the Eds at the entrance. "Heyyy there! Let's Pokémon battle! I caught some new Pokémon and got them a little stronger! Well, let's begin!"

"But first, tell us why did you ditch us!" Eddy ordered.

"I wouldn't want to be dished, Eddy! Soap hurts Ed!" Ed wrapped his arms around himself in shivers with flashbacks of pain.

"Don't ask me, this was all Cheren's idea." Bianca shrugged as she was getting impatient. "So are we going to battle or not?"

Double Dee looked at the trio as he placed his hand on his chin. "Alright, now who do we choose to-?"

"I'll do it!" Ed responded with his eyes looking away from the center.

"Alright, you big hunk of joy!" Bianca teased. "Let's see what you got!"

"Make it quick, Lumpy, will ya?" asked Eddy as he looked from the sidelines while Double Dee took the referee stand.

"The battle between Ed and Bianca will begin shortly!" Double Dee announced as he brought up his arm. "As usual the battle will end when one foe will have a full team knockout! You may substitute Pokémon at any time! Remember, no cheating, if that is possible since we've never seen it happen."

"Alright!" Bianca got out a Pokéball. "Make this a Two V Two, because I brought my Pokémon Pal with me! And his pal, too! Go, Lillipup!"

Bianca tossed out her Pokéball and summoned her fresh new Pokémon, who looked like he got stronger than the ones in the wild.

"(I'm ready to fight!)" The Puppy Pokémon barked.

"Let's show him the power of Junkyard Style, Junkie!" Ed smiled as he brought out his secondary Pokémon when he tossed the Pokéball.

"(Let the craftiest win!)" The Trubbish posed.

And with that, Double Dee brought down a chop. "Battle begin!"

"Junkie! Spread the Junkyard Power with Toxic Spikes!" Ed ordered.

"(Have some Poison!)" Junkie threw some sharp, venomous garbage around Bianca's side.

"Lillipup! Odor Sleuth!" Bianca followed.

"(Time to use my power! No one can stop me!)" Lillipup sniffed Junkie as nothing happened.

"(Huh?)" Junkie was confused a bit.

"Doggy just sniffed my Junkie!" Ed was confused as well.

"I know!" Bianca squealed. "Isn't he CUTE?!"

"Way to start the battle!..." Eddy shouted, unimpressed.

Ed punched the air. "Now, Junkie! Pound of the Trash!"

"(Here comes the fun part!)" Junkie charged and slammed Lillipup with his wobbly, trash arms! Lillipup puppy whined as he was hurt!

"G... Giving it my all! Me AND my Pokémon!" Bianca dropped a sweat. "Lillipup! Attack with Tackle!"

"(Now it's payback time!)" Lillipup charged into Junkie square on the body as Junkie was pushed back!

Ed's face turned from happy to serious. "Don't give up, use Gas of Purple and cover the Small Evil Dog!"

"Lillipup, use Leer!" Bianca shouted.

"(Taste the concoction, you mutt!)" Junkie took a deep breath as he exhaled a cloud of purple, poisonous gas, covering Lillipup as Lillipup tried piercing through with a Status Move! As much to Bianca's misfortune, when the clouds left, her Lillipup was hiccupping purple bubbles..

"Lillipup! No!" Bianca looked worried. "Don't worry, Lillipup! We can still win this! Attack with Tackle!"

Ed thrusted his arm out. "Junkie! Pound back at the loud doggy!"

As the two charged at each other, the two attacks collided, bouncing the two back to their sides, dealing damage! Lillipup looked dizzy after the clash, but the last bit of his HP was gone after he hiccupped purple bubbles and passed out! Lillipup wobbled and fell to his side, fainted!

"No! Lillipup!" Bianca reached out as she looked in worry and panic.

"Lillipup is unable to battle!" Double Dee announced. "This round goes to Junkie!"

Bianca looked down as a shadow covered her eyes while she pulled out Lillipup's Pokéball. "Lillipup... Return..."

Lillipup was recalled, leaving Ed to look sideways again, while waiting for Bianca to send out her next Pokémon. Bianca regained composure as she then pulled out the Pokéball for her starter Pokémon.

"Alrighty then! This one's up next! Go! Snivy!" Bianca tossed the Pokéball to summon her Snivy!

"(I'm back!)" Snivy stood proud until- PRING!- Snivy pricked herself with Toxic Spikes, making her hiccup Purple Bubbles! "(What did you *Hic* summon me on?!)"

Bianca gasped. "Oh no! He did it again!"

"Junkyard Style, served with piping hot gravy and lemonade! Enjoy!" Ed focused his eyes back into the battle with confidence on his face! "Junkie! Attack with Pound!"

Bianca swiped her arm. "Snivy! Vine Whip!"

"(You won't beat me like the last time!)" Snivy turned her tail green and WHIPPED the incoming Trash Pokémon, throwing Junkie off balance!

Bianca saw the opening as she immediately shouted. "TACKLE ATTACK! NOW!"

"(I win!)" Snivy charged head first into Junkie, pushing him back to Ed's side before Ed could say anything!

Junkie was then dropped on his back, with his eyes swirling, fainted.

"JUNKIE!" Ed shouted in panic!

"Junkie is unable to battle! This round goes to Snivy!" Double Dee pointed his hand to Bianca's side.

"See?! We got this!" Bianca felt confident until she realized that her Snivy took some serious damage from the clash, and even worse, the Poison took effect!

"(No... Not like this...)" Snivy tried to stay on her feet.

"Rest now, Junk Master." Ed recalled his Trubbish and took out the Pokéball of his final Pokémon. "My last monster..."

"Yes! After we defeat that Pokémon, we win!" Bianca celebrated early. "And if I remember right, you have a Water Type Pokémon!"

Ed looked down, but then sprung back with a confident smile. "But this is not just a Water Monster! It's my Baby Princess Mermaid, Crystal! Let's go!"

Ed tossed the Pokéball and summoned his last Pokémon!

"(Oh d - dear.. I guess I'm up..)" Crystal took a pose with a slight shyness.

"Alright!" Bianca cheered, "Let's finish this off! Snivy! Vine Whip!"

"(This victory is OURS!)" As Snivy made her tail green, she ran up to Crystal and without a command from Ed, Crystal was hit by Vine Whip, tossing the screaming Oshawott into the air! Little did everyone but Ed knew, Crystal survived on a small bit of health in the red zone!

"WE WIN!" Bianca cheered! Ed thrusted his hand forward as Crystal had a blue aura with water orbiting her! "WHAT?!"

"Crystal and I are fast, strong, and unstoppable! CRYSTAL! WATER GUN!" Ed shouted as Crystal turned around and took a deep breath and shot water out of her mouth!

The Water Gun then formed a big water shark that crashed into Snivy, blasting the area with a water bomb!

(Special effect: Striaton City had a glowing blue mushroom cloud that swept the air!)

Crystal landed on her small tush as Snivy landed with a crash in the concrete, leaving a body crater! Snivy laid there, fainted!

Bianca was amazed by the power of the Starter Pokémon, as she recalled her Starter Pokémon.

Eddy was amazed by the power blast that he forgot Ed had his Pokémon with a blast move.

"Snivy, is unable to battle! This round goes to Crystal, which means, the winner is Ed!" Double Dee went to Ed and raised his hand.

"Whoaaa... I couldn't win..." Bianca drooped.

Ed went to pet and hug his Starter Pokémon for the hard work as the water stopped orbiting around her. "You did well, Princess Crystal! You are the ruler of the seven seas!"

Crystal blushed and giggled a bit. "(Heehee.. I just followed orders...)"

Bianca went and gave Ed his prize money and a handshake. "You did well, Ed! Phew... You sure are strong, and that's the truth! I'll be sure to train my Pokémon so they won't lose, either! Okay, bye-bye!"

Double Dee then realized something. "Hey! Shouldn't you be teleported to the Pokémon Center?!"

"What makes you say that?" Asked Bianca.

And that's when Eddy saw it. Bianca had a third Pokéball!

"You have ANOTHER Pokémon?!" Eddy pointed to Bianca's hip, which carried one Pokéball on a belt hook.

"Oh, well, that's just my Panpour." Bianca explained as she summoned her Pokémon, which was a blue and tan monkey.

"(Hello, Bianca!)" The Monkey grabbed onto Bianca while being carried on Bianca's back.

"Monkey!" Ed shouted.

"Well, that solves the question." Double Dee shrugged.

"Well, see ya boys later!" Bianca smiled as she walked to the Pokémon Center with her Elemental Monkey.

"What kind of Pokémon is THAT?!" Eddy asked his two best friends.

"A BLUE monkey, Eddy, and I think she smelled like water." Ed's eyes split direction as Ed reverted to his daydreaming state. "Kind of like Crystal, only a monkey."

A Pokémon lurked in the shadows as she saw the Eds, and observed them while they rambled on about Monkeys being blue. The Pokémon looked at Double Dee as her heart fluttered. She blushed and tried to contain her emotions.

"I mean, surely, this couldn't be a ridiculous design. Even then, I could agree, if I can recall the name, the Panpour does indeed look so charmingly cute, like what Ed said." Double Dee told his team. "And besides, who could tell that a piece of the name means to pour? Meaning it CAN BE a Water Type!"

The Pokémon appeared from the shadows as she tackle hugged Double Dee from behind!

"(Ooh ooh eeh eeh! Mine! Mine!)" The Pokémon revealed to be a Panpour?

"Hey! It's a Panpour!" Eddy pointed to the monkey cuddling Double Dee. "What's SHE doing here?!"

"She LOVES Double Dee!" Ed chuckled.

Double Dee wobbled side to side as the Panpour's gravity was pulling him to his left and right. The Panpour also tried pulling Double Dee's hat, but Double Dee held on. "P - Please! Let go!"

"(Mine! Mine!)" The Panpour's heart kept beating fast as she suddenly held on to Double Dee, piggybacking a ride.

"I don't suppose this is Bianca's Panpour, isn't it?" Asked Double Dee who's shaking in his knees trying to keep a lightweight monkey on his back, which was too heavy for him.

"Well, time to bring the monkey home! TO THE MOON!" Ed ran ahead into the city.

"Ed! Wait up!" Double Dee and Eddy followed Ed into the city.

(Double Dee received Panpour!)


[Route 1: Marie, Kevin and Rolf]

As much as getting used to battling with Pokémon and strategy, unless you're Kevin who's now being coached by Marie, the trio now stood on open plains.

(Remember: Marie sounds more Mature in this story.)

As Rolf was heading into the open plains a small Bug Pokémon inched his way into Rolf.

Rolf looked down and identified it. He was a small, insect-like Pokémon appearing as a brown caterpillar with large stingers on both his rear and head. Across the bug's underside were small, pink nubs which he uses to move. And on his head, it had two beady, black eyes above a large, pink nose.

"(Look out, human.)" The Pokémon wagged his tail.

"Now what is this worm creature that stands before Rolf?" Rolf took out his Pokédex and scanned the Pokémon.

"Weedle, the Hairy Bug Pokémon. It eats its weight in leaves every day. It fends off attackers with the needle on its head."

"Weedle, you say?" Asked Rolf as he took out the Pokéball for his Tepig and summoned him. "Come out, Wilfred Jr!"

And Wilfred Jr emerged from the Pokéball. "(Here we go, some more grinding as the usual FARM Pokémon...)"

"(Are you okay there?)" Asked Weedle.

"(This isn't your concern...)" Wilfred Jr snorted in stress.

"Now, Wilfred Jr! Attack with sparks of fire!" Rolf ordered.

Wilfred Jr sighed. "(Here we go...)"

Wilfred snorted flames from his snout and blasted Weedle with it, weakening it very much!

"(Huff... Huff.. You're... incredible...)" The Weedle breathed hard in pain and burns. "(I think I'm supposed to attack now.)"

Weedle took a deep breath, and he spat out some silk from its mouth onto Wilfred Jr. A Blue Aura surrounded Wilfred Jr showing a Stat Drop.

Rolf smirked. "Ha! A string attack won't do much to hurt Rolf's team! And it seems like it's time for Rolf to finish you off! Wilfred Jr, Tackle Attack!"

As Wilfred Jr tried running, he was stopped by the silky, sticky string!

"(I'm sorry, my friend. This will hurt me more than it does you.)" Weedle charged headfirst, piercing his head stinger into Wilfred Jr, turning him purple and making him hiccup purple bubbles! And due to some training, Wilfred Jr didn't look like he was ready to take another attack!

"What's this! A small insect has managed to get Wilfred Jr to his knees?! Well, that impresses Rolf very much! And so, you must be captured!" Rolf took out a spare Pokéball and captured the Weedle. "We have done well, Wilfred Jr!"

"(Gmm fmmgmm... [Go figure...])" Wilfred Jr replied while eating his Oran Berry to recover lost HP.

Marie and Kevin met up with Rolf at the edge of the tall grass.

"Hey, Rolf. Why is your pig purple?" Asked Kevin.

"He's Poisoned." Marie replied.

"Poisoned?!" Rolf was shocked and alerted. "Hold on, Wilfred Jr! I shall take the venom away from your wound!"

Just as Rolf was about to bite down on Wilfred Jr, Marie stopped him. "That won't be necessary! If we need to recover, we should head to the next town! And we must hurry!"

"Alright, let's move!" Kevin pointed to the next location.

As Rolf tried to carry Wilfred Jr, Wilfred Jr squealed loudly in fear!

"(AAH! WHO TOOK ME OFF THE GROUND?! PUT ME BACK DOWN! PUT ME BACK DOWN!)" Rolf quickly placed his Starter Pokémon down as he breathed in and out, relieving from panic.

"Maybe if you put him back into his Pokéball, it would be easier?" Asked Marie.

"But of course." Rolf took out his Pokéball and recalled Wilfred Jr back inside. "Now, we can go further."

The trio then advanced their way into the next town, carefully with Wilfred Jr losing his HP due to poisoning.


[Striaton City: The Eds]

After recovering in the Pokémon Center, the Eds continued to look for Bianca as they headed near the School.

"Ah, the place to collect knowledge about everything in the world and how to operate in its workforce environment..." Double Dee sighed.

"Psh! School's for losers..." Eddy grumbled.

"I don't think I studied, yet.." Ed got nervous as he looked at the chalkboard, and right next to it, was Cheren, who was reading books. "Hey, look. Isn't that Cheren?"

"Of COURSE!" Eddy facepalmed. "He would stop here to do some nerdy stuff like this!"

"Should we talk to him?" Asked Ed.

"Why not?" Asked Eddy who shrugged.

The Eds approached Cheren, who was studying things about Battles.

"Pokémon that are poisoned will steadily lose health as they fight. Yet it only occurs while they're fighting..." Cheren turned around to see the Eds. "Oh, hi."

"Don't you say hi to us, pal!" Eddy frowned. "You ditched us back there and we would've been stopped by the kids from back home if it weren't for our Pokémon!"

"It was just a simple way of saying, be nice." Cheren closed the book he was reading and stood up from the Teacher's Chair. "Did you come looking for the gym leader?"

"Actually, we were looking for Bianca." Double Dee replied. "Any idea where she could be?"

"Well, the Gym Leader was here talking about Pokémon types a while ago... I guess you just missed him? As for Bianca... um... She told me she was waiting to find Raven. Anyways, would you battle with me? I want to test how important items are." Cheren stood up as well as he had three Pokéballs on him. "Heads up, I've been taking a stroll in a cave not too far from here, and I collected a Rock Type."

"Well, I do suppose I can come up with a perfect calculation to battle." Double Dee stepped up.

Eddy grumbled. "Why must I bear the stress of boredom?! I'm going to pull the three strands of hair on my head!"

"Ooo, a battle!" Ed took a seat next to a schoolboy.

"By calculations, you mean the perfect formula for your defeat?" asked Cheren. "You and I have three Pokémon each, so that should be fair."

It took a while for Double Dee to understand.

"(Ooh ooh eeh eeh! Don't hurt my love! Blue hurts you!)" The Panpour shouted and monkey pouted in front of Double Dee and Cheren.

"That Monkey is SURELY making a fool out of herself!" Eddy took notice.

"Hm, how useful will items be...? Or perhaps I should test how long I can fight without items? Of course, we're battling inside, so let's not be too rough." Cheren pulled out a Pokéball like Double Dee did.

The school children looked over to Double Dee and Cheren's fight, as they began to take notes.

"Wow!" "A battle!" "What if the teacher gets mad?"

Eddy sighed as he took the referee stand. "The battle between the two nerds will begin... You can now use all the Pokémon you have... I don't care anymore..."

Eddy raised up his arm as it drooped a little bit like wet spaghetti.

"In this case, I choose you! Purrloin!" Cheren sent out his secondary partner Pokémon.

"(Mreowr!)" The Purrloin hissed.

Double Dee looked at his team and selected his new Pokémon! He tossed the Pokéball and called out her name! "Cream! Let's go!"

The Buneary looked around and then at Double Dee with a hint of fear. "(H - Hey. What am I doing here?)"

"Alright! An even match!" Cheren tipped his glasses. "Looks like your not the average kid... just an ordinary one!"

Double Dee sighed at Cheren's taunts.

Eddy brought down a wobbly chop. "Battle... begin..."

Double Dee pointed forward. "Cream! Attack with Pound!"

"You w - want me to what?.. That sounds mean... " Cream felt uneasy from the command and ignored Double Dee.

"Looks like your Buneary won't attack, eh?" Cheren pointed forward. "Purrloin! Use Assist!"

"(Take this, bunny stew!)" Purrloin smirked as she wagged her tail high in the air. And just then, a signal from a Pokéball landed to Purrloin's tail! Purrloin used Tackle! "(Here I come!)"

"(EEP!)" Cream curled up into a ball, via Defense Curl, as Purrloin tackled the rolled up Pokémon away!

"Cream!" Double Dee looked worried. "Hang in there, Cream! We can attack this time!"

But the shy and scared Buneary refused to unroll... Double Dee looked at Cheren who pointed at Cream again, while Eddy sighed of boredom.

"Purrloin! Use Assist, again!" Cheren commanded!

"(What's the matter, Carrots?! Can't attack?! I'll defeat you early then!)" Purrloin taunted. Purrloin used Headbutt! "(Game over, Little Salad!)"

Purrloin charged in head first with all of her might, when suddenly, Cream unrolled her ear and uppercutted Purrloin with it! Purrloin flew from Cream to the Bookshelf and cracked it in half as a dozen books fell on her!

Eddy was amazed by the destruction from Cream. "Whoa!"

"So your Buneary CAN attack... Go figure..." Cheren sighed. "Attacks that'll always hit, attacks that can hit first... There's all kinds! But now, I must make a successful one! Purrloin! Waste no time! Use Scratch!"

"(Time to make some Bunny Chops!)" Purrloin revealed her front claws as they extended out! She charged at Cream with her fast speed!

"Cream! Please respond to it with a Pound!" Double Dee countered.

"(Gah! Don't hurt me!)" The Rabbit Pokémon unrolled herself and charged at Purrloin!

Each one traded blows on contact! Cream got scratched hard while Purrloin was thrown back to the Broken Bookshelf with one punch from Cream's second rolled up ear!

Purrloin got up, wobbling from low HP. "(What kind of meal is this?... What kind of Pokémon packs this much power?!)"

"Purrloin! Try weakening her attack! Use Growl!" Cheren ordered.

"(I HAD IT WITH YOU!)" Purrloin growled, making Cream shivered with a blue aura surrounding her, signaling a stat drop.

Double Dee swiped his arm. "Cream, understand that we're fighting an equal match! If you can, finish off Purrloin with Pound Attack!"

"(I'M SORRY!)" Cream ran up to Purrloin with teary eyes as she punched Purrloin's lights out! It was not as powerful as the first two, but it was enough to take out the last bit of HP.

"(No...)" Purrloin fell on her side, with swirls in her eyes, fainted.

"Uh, the winner is, Cream?!" Eddy pointed to Cream with his hand. Cream was crying.

"(What have I done?!)" Cream cried.

"So, we have here a strong Pokémon... Purrloin, return!" Cheren grinned as he recalled his Cat Pokémon back into her Pokéball. "So, Double Dee, have you ever tried punching a stone wall?"

"With sedimentary rock layers stacked up to form a humongous wall of stone, and if I tried to let my bones get hurt by attacking a solid wall, then I answer, no." Double Dee replied.

"Well, Double Dee... You're about to find out! Roggenrola! We need your assistance!" Cheren sent out his newly captured Pokémon.

Roggenrola was a rocky, roughly spherical Pokémon that resembled a geode. He had a small body and a single yellow hexagonal center that looked like an eye. He was mainly dark cobalt-blue in color. He also had a brown rock protruding from the top of his head, and his feet were the same color.

"(...)" The Roggenrola stood there in silence.

"What is THAT?!" Eddy was puzzled and felt awkward. Ed took out his Pokédex and scanned the Rock Type Mon.

"Roggenrola, the Mantle Pokémon. The hexagonal-shaped hole is its ear. It has a tendency to walk in the direction the sound is coming from."

"It's the Troll with no eyes, Eddy, from Night Trolls Volume 1!" Ed looked at Roggenrola with a slight amusement and a slight fear.

"Whatever that thing is, it's a monster, that's for sure!" Eddy looked at Roggenrola as if Double Dee was in trouble.

"(Please don't eat me...)" Cream shivered.

"(Eat?...)" Roggenrola walked to Cream. "(Fight!...)"

"Roggenrola! Attack with Headbutt!" Cheren ordered.

"(Charge!...)" Roggenrola ran to Cream with some speed.

"Cream! Defense Curl!" Double Dee immediately followed his strategy.

"(EEP!)" Cream rolled into a ball as Roggenrola kicked the rolled up Rabbit and bounced her to a locker, where she collided with cold steel, but bounced back!

"Now! Pound Attack at full power!" Double Dee ordered.

"(I'M SO SORRY!)" Cream unrolled her ears and punched Roggenrola with hard force, blasting air in the school!

What was expected to be a knockout, was really not a scratch on Roggenrola. Roggenrola stood tall.

"(Funny...)" Roggenrola commented.

Cheren swiped his arm across. "Show them the power of Rock, Roggenrola! Headbutt!"

"(Bye bye!)" Roggenrola leaned back and hit Cream with hard force, throwing her back from the center to the locker, leaving a body crater!

"(Owie...)" Cream fell from the crater on the lockers as she laid there, fainted.

Eddy was shocked, but he had to announce it. "The winner this round goes to, Rock 'N Roller."

"It's Roggenrola." Cheren corrected Eddy.

"Cream... You did well... You may rest now..." Double Dee recalled his Rabbit Pokémon with a calm tone. "A Rock Type, is that true? By any scientific means, what hurts a rock is either cracking it, of course it wouldn't be fatal to a Pokémon like that, isn't it? If so, I am lucky I chose this Pokémon, beforehand!"

"Is that who I think you're summoning?" Cheren guessed.

Double Dee took out his last Pokéball. "By any means, I've heard rocks can only be hurt by sturdy metal objects, water by erosion of thousands of years, when an earthquake breaks the rocky land, and especially if a Plant breaks it for nutrients and minerals! And if that's true, then I select my perfect offense! Phil!"

Double Dee sent out his Starter Pokémon, Phil the Snivy!

"(Is it time to settle a score again?)" Asked Phil.

"(Grass...)" Roggenrola stared at his opponent. "(Trouble...)"

"(So, our first ever Rock Type. We shall test your erosion resistance!)" Phil posed for battle.

"(Erosion?...)" The Roggenrola kept standing tall and awaiting orders.

"Roggenrola! Headbutt!" Cheren ordered as his Rock Type attacked!

"Phil! Try using Vine Whip as a counter attack!" Double Dee retaliated.

"(Try this on for size!)" Phil turned his tail green and SWATTED Roggenrola in the face with his tail! Roggenrola wobbled from the damage and fell on his back.

"(Help!...)" Roggenrola tried getting up.

"Roggenrola! Get up!" Cheren tried to motivate his Pokémon.

Double Dee swept his arm. "Now's our chance! Phil! Vine Whip! Hurry!"

"And! Curtain!" Phil front flipped and smashed Roggenrola with his glowing green tail!

The power was so intense it tore the wood from the floor, leaving a body crater from Roggenrola!

"Rock 'N Roller is down and out! The winner is Phil the Snivy!" Eddy pointed to Double Dee's side.

"No!" Cheren looked shocked as he recalled his Rock Type Pokémon. "Roggenrola! You did good! Return!"

And that's when it hit Ed. If Bianca had Snivy for his Oshawott, and Raven had Oshawott, then that meant...

"DOUBLE DEE! HE HAS THE PIG MONSTER OF FIRE READY!" Ed warned and that made a sweat drop from Double Dee's face.

"Don't worry, Ed." Double Dee mumbled. "I'll find a way through it..."

"(Ooh ooh eeh eeh! Double Dee! Protect!)" The Panpour made angry monkey sounds and pounced on Cheren.

"Hey, HEY! Cut that out!" Cheren got the Blue Monkey Pokémon off him as the Pokémon returned to Double Dee, but on the battlefield!

"Huh?" Double Dee looked puzzled. "What's going on?"

"I should be asking you that!" Cheren pointed at Double Dee. "It appears that this Panpour wants to battle!"

"Is that so?"

The Pokémon nodded. As Double Dee took out his Pokédex and scanned the Panpour, he got in battle position.

"Blue's Moves are: Scratch, Leer, Lick, and Water Gun"

"Blue, huh?" Double Dee understood with a nod.

"DOUBLE DEE HAS WATER!" Ed cheered.

"I'm surprised he never caught that thing." Eddy looked puzzled as Double Dee now got a free Pokémon.

"Considering what your Pokémon should hold is crucial... Alright, Double Dee! Get ready, because this final Pokémon will be my living hypothesis!" Cheren warned as he loaded a Pokéball. "And by that, we will find out who will win this battle! I choose you, Tepig!"

Double Dee looked at the battlefield, even though Blue the Panpour was not his.

A schoolgirl came back from reading a book and saw the insane, destructive battle, so she joined with her school friends.

"Um, I don't think Ms. Frizz would like this mess! But did I miss an intense battle with the A Plus Cheren?!" The schoolgirl asked.

"The nerd in the ski cap is beating him!" A schoolboy answered. "I never seen anyone greater than or equal to A Plus Cheren!"

"Just be careful, will you, Blue?" Double Dee told his new temporary Water Pokémon.

"(Ooh ooh! Fight for Double Dee!)" Blue beat her chest and limbered up.

Tepig was then fully awake from a nap from inside his Pokéball and then posed for battle. "(Oh boy! Just when we're about to go bananas!)"

"(OOH OOH EEH EEH! BLUE HATE BANANAS!)" Blue shouted as she did angry monkey sounds and leaped around the classroom!

"(Oh geez...)" Tepig looked sorry.

"Tepig! Tackle Attack at a 56 Degree Angle from your left! Intercept that monkey!" Cheren warned.

"Blue! Defend yourself with Water Gun!" Double Dee shouted out loud in panic but then realized his energy. "Oh dear..."

But it was too late, Blue was cut off, tackled off a table and slammed against a chair!

"(OWIEE!)" Blue screamed as she was being pushed through some desks as she had the strength to use Water Gun and SOAKED Tepig with a Critical Hit!

The damage applied to the poor Tepig was made his nose snort smoke! Until Tepig dropped a blue crunchy berry and ate it! A green aura fixed up the pain and healed Tepig!

"N - No way!" Double Dee was surprised.

"Remember those Oran berries from earlier? I managed to get a handful at a Berry Market!" Cheren revealed to the class. "Now! Tepig! Use Tackle Attack on that Panpour!"

"Oh no!" Ed bit his nails in fear. Eddy was watching, amused by Blue's offering to the battle scenery.

As Panpour looked a bit scared, she felt hungry as a Berry fell from her, and she quickly ate it. It was the same Berry like Cheren's Berry.

"I see... So the Panpour's Ability is Gluttony... So the Panpour eats the berry at a much less critical rate..." Cheren examined.

"Abilities?!" Asked Eddy. "What's that supposed to do?!"

"Abilities are a Pokémon's Trait that can help in battle in any way!" A Schoolboy answered Eddy.

"Correct." Cheren replied. "But regardless, let's end this! Tepig, use Ember!"

Double Dee sweeped his arm outwards. "Blue! Use Water Gun once more!"

Tepig snorted fires at Blue while Blur spat some water at the flames that plowed through and struck Tepig! "(GRAAAAHHHH!)"

A bomb of steam blasted through the room, revealing Tepig soaked but then dried up as his body blazed up in flames with red glowing lines flowing through his body like lava blood!

(Tepig's Ability: Blaze)

"(No more playing games!)" Tepig frowned.

Cheren tipped his glasses, "That's the spirit, Tepig! Use Ember!"

"Blue! Protect yourself with Water Gun!" Double Dee ordered quickly!

"(Taste my spicy, burning flames!)" Tepig snorted a stream of fire from his nose, and just as Blue was splashing water from her mouth, Blue was BLASTED by the Fire Attack as a bomb of mist exploded in the room!

After the smoke cleared out, Blue was on one knee with her arms shielding her face with burn marks on them.

"(Blue... No good...)" Blue was ready to perish, hanging onto the last bit of HP Left. But still she awaited orders.

"Blue! That's enough! Come back to me now!" Double Dee ordered.

"(H - Huh?..)" Blue didn't understand that command.

"It's okay, Blue, you helped us more than we can ever imagine! Now allow us to repay the favor for you, please." Double Dee looked with a sympathetic face of mercy.

"(Ooh ooh... Blue failed...)" Blue slowly retreated to Double Dee's side.

"You couldn't be summoning that Snivy, are you?" Asked Cheren.

Double Dee took out his Pokéball and silently summoned Phil with no catchphrase. "I know I lost, Cheren... But still, it would be illogical surrendering this duel... But I assure you, I wouldn't want to come back to some angry partners... But still, I'll observe your finishing move, if that's fine with you..."

"Ah, a warrior of learning! I like that! But it's a shame it'll be like this every time we duel, Double Dee...Oh well... Your wish is granted... Tepig... Use Ember!"

"(This is the end!)" Tepig snorted a stream of flames that ignited the air and BLAZED Phil, engulfing him into a Bomb of Fire!

(Dramatic Effects: Outside, the classroom showed the inside, Firey Red, through the windows!)

After the smoke cleared out, was Phil, laying down on the floor.

"And I win!" Cheren tipped his glasses again, until he saw Phil twitch his tail. "Huh?"

Phil got up on a knee and powered up fully as vines and flowers surrounded his whole body with Phil's eyes glowing green!

(Phil's Ability: Overgrow)

Cheren looked at Double Dee's side again, and he saw Double Dee posed with a Potion Spray like if he fired a gun!

"I told you I'd observed your finishing move..." Double Dee looked smug and proud. "Now allow me to reveal my perfectly calculated plan!"

"NO! TEPIG! EMBER!" Cheren shouted.

"Phil! Quick! Leer!" Double Dee ordered.

Just as Tepig was about to snort flames, Phil shot a cold eye contact with Tepig, freezing him in place in fear! A blue aura surrounded Tepig as his status dropped.

Double Dee extended his arm out. "Now! Phil! Attack Tepig with a full powered Vine Whip!"

"(HERE I GOOOO!)" Phil turned his tail green, but thanks to the Overgrow, the tail extended to a Paper Fan like appearance! As Phil somersaulted high in the sky, the fans flew off and pinned Tepig on the floor! All Tepig could do is watch as Phil's tail extended to a Dragon's Tail and SLAMMED Tepig, leaving a huge body crater on the floor and grass blades fly everywhere in a huge explosion!

(Special Effects: The School's Room was lit green as the windows opened to let out a blast of air!)

After the blast, both Phil and Tepig's Abilities died down, revealing Phil standing on top of Tepig, who was then fainted.

Eddy leaped out of his spot and raised Double Dee's hand. "The Tepig has fallen to Phil! Phil wins, which means the winner is Double Dee!"

"...So I see! Losing to you must mean I still lack experience." Cheren looked away.

Phil huffed in and out, breathing hard. "(No amount of Fire can limit me of what I can really do...)"

"Tepig, return." Cheren recalled his Starter Pokémon and placed it in his backpack.

"(Ooh ooh...)" Blue walked up to Phil who was holding some parts of his body that were burned. "(Grass much power...)"

"(It's the logical sense of strategy. Nothing more, nothing less.)" Phil replied.

Cheren handed Double Dee his prize money and Double Dee recalled Phil, but carrying Blue in his arms, making her blush and make loud, cute monkey sounds.

"Yes, I see now that item usage is key. Okay, Double Dee, I'll give you this berry." Cheren gave Double Dee an Oran Berry.

"If you give Pokémon a berry to hold... They'll eat it themselves whenever they're running low on health in battle. Although they can't use items people would use, like Potions... Well, do your best!"

"Hey hey HEY!" Eddy tried halting Cheren. "How come you're not disappearing?!"

"Oh, I have an Extra Pokémon, meet my Pansage." Cheren took out his Pokéball and summoned his Green Elemental Monkey.

"(Hello.)" Pansage waved.

"(Ooh ooh eeh eeh! Outside Pan!)" Blue pulled on Double Dee's shirt.

"Another Monkey?" Asked Ed. "Panpour... and Pansage?"

"Yes, the Grass Type Pokémon." Cheren helped Ed. "Where did you get your Monkey from?"

"Actually, this belongs to Bianca." Double Dee held Blue. "We encountered her before and then her Pokémon was left behind."

"Well, you better give it back soon. I'll be on my way." Cheren left the school with the school children whispering to each other, and right behind the Eds was the teacher.

"Um... Good teacher?..." Ed looked scared a bit.


The three Eds were kicked out of the classroom with the door locking behind them. Blue followed the boys, wobbling from side to side.

"So much for battling without a mess..." Double Dee sighed. "Imagine... Getting kicked out of school... At least it isn't my regular school... Oh, the insanity! This isn't going to look good on my record!"

"Chill out, Double Dee!" Eddy shouted as Ed's eyes split directions while he stood up. "That was a good battle! Especially that Rabbit if it weren't for that stupid Rock Type Pokémon! And besides! You have a new Pokémon!"

"Is she okay?" Asked Ed.

"Surely, no harm done, but just exhausted from the battle." Double Dee picked up the wobbly Panpour and held her in his arms. "For now, let's recover, then we can find Bianca and Raven. Lord knows HOW much is finding two adventurous girls in this large city..."

Suddenly, Eddy gets pounced on by a Wild Pokémon!

"ACK!" Eddy picked up the Pokémon from his back and examined it. It was a Pansage.

"(Ooh ooh ah ah!)" The Pansage squeaked loudly in anger. "(Give Blue back to Lime!)"

"What's your deal?!" Asked Eddy.

"Is that Cheren's Green Monkey?" Asked Ed. "Uh oh."

Eddy looked in all directions of the city before turning to the Pansage. "You know what they say, boys! Finder's Keepers!"

"EDDY! NO!" Eddy was about to catch Pansage in a spare Pokéball until Double Dee threw a spare Pokéball into Eddy's hand, making him drop the Ball and the Pokémon.

"OW!" Eddy held his hand as it swelled red. "WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?!"

"We can't catch that Pokémon! It belongs to Cheren!" Double Dee warned. "Until we find him, we shall not capture this lost Pokémon! And that's final!"

"Whatever, MOM!" Eddy barked as he turned to the Pansage. "But until then, YOU'RE IN MY TEAM! Got that?!"

"(Ooh ooh! Lime hates work!)" Lime tackled Eddy as Eddy was scanning the Pokémon.

"Lime's moves are: Scratch, Leer, Lick, and Vine Whip!"

"Spikin'..." Eddy sighed as he rubbed his face with scratch marks.


[Dreamyard: The Eds]

After recovering in the Pokémon Center, the Eds returned to look for Raven, Bianca and Cheren. While on the mission, they tried entering the gym, but a man claimed the Eds weren't strong enough and that the best place to train was the Dreamyard. And so, the Eds went with Lime and Blue into the Dreamyard, where it was misty and was full of mysterious power.

Blue was on Double Dee's back, while Lime was on Eddy's back, not because of being Eddy's Pokémon, but because he hated how Ed smelled.

"Well, this is gonna be boring..." Eddy sighed. "There's not even a patch of grass to fight! And YOU TWO got to train with the rivals, but what about me?! OH, no room for Eddy, I guess!"

"I smell dragons." Ed pointed out.

"Quit your weird talk, Ed! We're here to train like that Guido Guy said!" Eddy marched forward to find a grass patch. "No more slacking off! I want to be more powerful than Kevin AND the Kanker who took him here!"

"Do you guys smell dragons?" asked Ed as he whiffed the air.

Double Dee explained to Ed, with a very dull look. "Ed, I'm not sure if mythical creatures have a smell we modern humans might recognize. They're mythical beings that Medieval Times exaggerated to sound stronger. For all we know, they could've slayed something ridiculous or got injured very idiotically. So I don't understand how you-"

"Hi guys!" Raven's voice was heard behind Eddy, with her Axew saying her Pokémon name.

Double Dee facepalmed. "Unless, if it's a Dragon Type... Of course..."

"Nice, Pansage you got there!" Raven giggled. "Did Ted gave you an Elemental Monkey, too?!"

"Who's Ted?!" Asked Eddy.

"You'll have to pardon Eddy, Raven. But this is, Cheren's Pansage. Sorry for the predicament." Double Dee rubbed his head, until Blue touched it. "Oh, and this is Bianca's Panpour. And we have no idea where to find her. Do you know where she could be?"

"Hm. She's past this tree." Raven replied as a small tree instantly regenerated back to its original form in seconds. "Oops! Forgot, you need the Hidden Machine, Cut, to get across it... AND the Striaton City Badge. And the three of us got it, already!"

"Mm, great..." Eddy said sarcastically until he realized something. "Hey! Raven, I-"

"EDDY! I CHALLENGE YOU!" Raven posed with her Axew. "I wanna see if you're powerful enough to fight me at full power! With none of your friends ready to help you! Let's see if you're ready to fight the Gym Leader of Striaton City!"

"I was about to ask for a battle as well! I was born ready! So prepare to lose like last time!" Eddy smirked as he got out the Pokéball for Champ.

"Ooh! I'll coach!" Ed ran up to the referee side, without Double Dee having to stop him. "The battle between Eddy and Leather Skirt is about to begin! Remember to use as much Monsters in your inventory! Items allowed! And you can switch at any time! Get set, on your marks!"

Ed raised a hand, ready to chop.

"It's 'on your marks' and then 'get set', Ed." Double Dee corrected.

"To make things even, Eddy. We shall hav 2!" Raven posed. "And I choose Axew!"

"(Alright! I'm ready!)" Axew posed as she ran to the Battle Zone.

"Then I choose, Champ!" Eddy tossed the Pokéball and sent out his favorite fighting type.

"(Behold! My returning glory!)" Champ punched the air.

"(Nothing can outshine Dragon Types!)" Axew swiped the air with her right tusk.

"(We'll see about that!)" Champ posed for battle with his hands out.

"GO!" Ed shouted as he chopped the air, signalling a green light!

"I won't fall for the Counter Attack move again!" Raven warned. "Axew! Use Leer!"

"Okay then! Champ! Use Quick Attack!" Eddy smirked as Champ disappeared out of sight and appeared in front of Axew with a knee to the jaw!

"(Why you!)" Axew stared cold to Champ by eye contact, freezing him in place and lowering his Defense power!

"Shoot! You got a free hit!" Raven noticed the plan. "But now your Pokémon is stunned! Axew! Tackle attack, now!"

"(Take this attack!)" Axew charged as she head-butted straight into Champ with full power and a critical hit with Champ having less defense, taking him to the red zone in HP.

"Bad mistake, Leather Skirt!" Eddy smirked. "Champ! Counter attack!"

"WHAT?!" Raven was surprised by that order.

"(Take this!)" Champ grabbed Axew and pulled her to the ground with her below him. As he gathered up the pain from his body into his right fist, it glowed and Champ PUNCHED Axew with great sheer force, enough to blast a hole in the ground!

(Special Effects: The Dreamyard had dust and grass flying everywhere as a sweep of air whooshed by!)

As the blast cleared, Axew was laying there, fainted.

Ed pointed his hand to Eddy's side. "The Dragon Monster is down and out! The winner is Champ!"

Eddy jumped for joy. "Yes! We're on a streak!"

"Lucky you... Axew, return!" Raven recalled her Axew as she took out another Pokéball and tossed it out. "Oshawott, I choose you!"

And thus, Oshawott was summoned.

"(It's time to take out the trash, partner!)" Oshawott posed.

"(I HEARD THAT!)" Junkie frowned inside his Pokéball.

"So far, so good. But I'm not letting up!" Raven dropped a sweat.

Champ got up to the point where one of his knees were bending slightly as if trying to kneel due to fatigue. "(Huff... Huff... I'll take you down before that happens...)"

"Oshawott! Water Gun!" Raven called out.

"(Game's over, punk!)" Oshawott blasted some water from his mouth.

Eddy swiped his hand out. "Champ! Quick Attack!"

Just as the Water Gun was about to reach Champ, Champ disappeared, reappeared behind Oshawott, and kicked Oshawott's head, stopping him from blasting more water! Oshawott looked at Champ, as his body turned around.

Eddy thrusted his hand out. "Quick, Champ! Leer!"

"(Here I go!)" Champ took out both of his hands and placed them on Oshawott's chest. "(Take this!)"

A light from Champ's hands blasted Oshawott away with a Critical Hit! Champ checked his hands and smiled confidentially.

"What was THAT?!" Eddy was surprised as he took out his Pokédex.

"(I just blasted light from my hands!)" Champ was shocked.

"Champ's moves are: Quick Attack, Force Palm, Endure, and Counter."

"Force Palm, eh?" Asked Eddy. "This is gonna be GOOD! Try it again, Champ!"

Raven waited until Champ got close with his running. When he did, Raven gave an order. "Oshawott! Water Gun, now!"

"(THIRSTY, PARTNER?!)" Oshawott blasted Champ in close quarters with Water Gun and Champ was launched into a fence and was knocked out!

"CHAMP!" Eddy was shocked. "NO!"

"Um, Champ is knocked out... The winner is Crystal's brother!" Ed pointed to Raven's side.

"You did well, Champ... Come back and rest..." Eddy recalled Champ back into his Pokéball. "Hey, Lime! Ready to battle?!"

"(OOH OOH! NO! NO FIGHT FOR LIME!)" Lime smacked Eddy on the head as Eddy yelped in pain.

"Alright, sheesh!" Eddy frowned as he got out his last hope. "Alright... Here we go... We need you once more, Chop!"

Eddy sent out his last hope, the Fire Pig Pokémon, Chop the Tepig!

Chop snorted as he was ready for battle. "(Here we go again! I am ready to battle!)"

"(Are ya ready for some water?!)" Oshawott asked.

"(No matter what, I must be brave!)" Tepig posed.

"Chop! Use Ember!" Eddy suggested as he pointed forward.

"Oshawott! Use Water Gun!" Raven ordered a counter attack!

"(HYAAAA!)" Oshawott blasted water from his mouth as Chop snorted flames from his snout into close quarters, leaving a huge explosion of steam! "(Nice try, partner!)"

But from the explosion, Chop emerged from it.

"WHAT THE HECK?!" Raven was surprised.

Eddy punched the air in front of him. "That's right, Chop! Tackle attack!"

"(HIYA!)" Chop tackled head first into Oshawott and slammed into a tree!

"(Not... Bad...)" Oshawott breathed hard as he was now in the last quarter of the Yellow Zone!

Raven reacted quickly. "We got him where we want him, just like we planned! Oshawott! Water Gun!"

"(Take this, bacon grease!)" Oshawott blasted water all over Tepig as Chop was blasted back from Oshawott, back to Eddy's side.

Chop then snorted smoke from his snout, signalling his health deep in the Red Zone. But just then, the smoke ignited into flames as it was snorted back into Chop's nose.

"(You lucky son of a big gun!)" Oshawott watched as Chop emerged with lava veins and a fire wall surrounding him! Eddy looked like he already won, as a cheap smile unzipped from his lips.

"Don't just stand there, Oshawott! Use Water Gun again!" Raven ordered.

"(Think I'll let ya get away with a super form like that?! Think again!)" Oshawott blasted water from his mouth with a huge stream.

"Not today! Not now! Not ever! Chop! Ember!" Eddy pointed at Oshawott.

"(Face THIS!)" Chop snorted a fire blast that emerged into a small phoenix, battling through the tough waters eventually reaching Oshawott, burning and engulfing him in flames! Oshawott screamed in pain as his body was covered in fire.

"HE'S BURNING!" Double Dee and Raven were amazed by the chances.

"(Ooh ooh ah ah! Pokémon burn!)" Pansage was amazed.

Eddy yawned as a taunt as he lazily pointed to Oshawott. "Let's finish this Chop. How about an encore? Wanna try another Ember?"

"(I will try! HYA!)" Chop snorted another firey phoenix at Oshawott, engulfing him in a huge blast of fire!

(Special Effects: The Dreamyard had a firey geyser spewing out from the center as an eagle sound sounded off through the area!)

As the explosion cleared out, Oshawott was standing with his eyes swirling.

"(Not bad... partner...)" Oshawott dropped head first onto the smoked grass, fainted.

"Crystal's brother is unable to battle! The winner is Chop! Which means, the winner is Eddy!" Ed pointed to Eddy's side.

"Not a bad battle, for someone with a dragon, I must say." Eddy posed with some 80's rockstar poses.

"You even defeated my Dragon Type a second time! It's that training you did earlier, wasn't it?!" Raven was impressed and recalled Oshawott as Chop calmed down and let the fire stop bubbling inside, turning him into a normal Tepig.

"You did great, Chop! As usual!" Eddy pat his Fire Pig Starter Pokémon and then recalled him. "Chillax in your Pokéball for now!"

At the end of the battle, Raven handed Eddy his prize money.

"You did well, Eddy. Sorry if we left you behind." Raven apologized to Eddy.

"Don't worry. It's that Cheren's fault, anyways. When I see him, he's going to have to pay me a fee to get his monkey back!" Eddy looked angrily to Pansage, who was gone. "Hey! Where'd you go?!"

"(Ooh ooh ah ah! Tribe Pan Man is here!)" Lime pointed to the exit of the Dreamyard.

From the exit, was a young man with a Pansear on his back. It was Ted the Pokémaniac.

"Lime! Blue! You're here!" Ted ran to the Eds. "I knew I should've given you a Castelliacone first!"

"(Ooh ooh eeh eeh! Pan Man is here!)" Blue ran to Ted, climbing on his back.

"(Ooh ooh ooh ooh! Where was Blue?! Berry hate waiting!)" Berry the Pansear asked furiously.

"(Ooh ooh... Blue found husband!)" Blue pointed to Double Dee and ran up to him, hugging him and making cute but loud monkey noises.

"Oh dear! My eardrums can't endure the octave capacity of this Pokémon!" Double Dee covered his ears as Blue tickled Double Dee with her feet. Double Dee bursted into tears of laughter. "Hey hey! Quit that! I'm ticklish on that spot! Stop it!"

"Oh, it seems that Blue has found a boyfriend." Ted smiled.

"B - BOYFRIEND?!" Double Dee was alarmed.

Eddy and Ed teased Double Dee. "Double Dee and Blue, sitting in a tree! G! First comes the love, then comes the marriage, and then comes Double Dee with a baby carriage!"

The two Eds laughed at Double Dee as Double Dee blushed completely red. If anything, Pokémon are like animals, and by Double Dee's parent's standards, and his morals, this was profanity fed to him. But somehow he didn want to break Blue's heart, because she did good in battle.

"Well, we best get going. I know you may have experience with these boys, but remember, you're Pokémon without a Pokéball." Ted replied.

"What?!" Ed and Eddy stopped laughing as Double Dee joined in the question.

"So, if they're not in a Pokéball, where do you keep them?" Asked Raven.

"They're my prized Pokémon, I thought that they would be better off as free Pokémon." Ted replied. "So far, they're doing good, until now. I don't know how long I could keep this up. But now I think I know how to negotiate with them, but itll break my heart to see them go... Tell me, you three boys, what are your names?"

"My name is Ed!" Ed shouted.

"They call me Big E, but everyone calls me Eddy, so nice to meet you!" Eddy posed while earning a disappointed headshake from Raven and Double Dee.

"Oh please, Eddy! No one calls you that!" Double Dee pointed out.

"What about you? What's your name?" Asked Ted.

"My name is Eddward, but most people call me Double Dee due to the double letters in my name." Double Dee replied calmly. "I'm sorry if your Pokémon somehow got attracted to me. I can't find the words to describe the outrage of this predicament..."

"Don't worry. It's been a long time since I've seen one of my monkeys very happy!" Ted pat Double Dee. "In fact, I'll give you these three Pokémon as a thank you! Although, it's best to keep them inside their Pokéballs. I should've never started this project in the first place, but I fell in love with these Pokémon."

"Oh brother..." Eddy grumbled.

"But then, all Pokémon should be trusted by their trainer and not by the Pokéball, regardless of my intentions if that was the case." Ted replied. "Blue, Berry and Lime... I want you to know, deep down I want you to live the happiest lives ever... And so, I'm passing you to the trainers in front of you... Maybe someday I'll see you again..."

"(Ooh ooh...)" The monkeys looked sad as they hugged Ted at the same time.

"It's fine. I can manage my research on my own..." Ted shed a tear.

"You know you don't have to give us these Pokémon." Double Dee tried denying the gift. "After all, they're your Pokémon."

Ed got out his flute as he played a Marching song. He kept going and going, marching forth.

And suddenly, there were herds and herds of Pansage, Pansear and Panpour on the trees of the Dreamyard.

"Could this be?!" Ted's eyes widened with excitement. "More monkeys!"

"(Ooh ooh ah eeh eh ooh!)" The monkeys cheered on.

"Wait a minute!" Raven stopped the Celebration. "This isn't where these monkeys usually live!"

"You're absolutely right!" Ted took action as he pulled out his backpack full of Pokéballs. "I must save them all to a better habitat! Thank you for your hard work! Until next time, my monkey friends!"

And so Ted went head first deeper into the Dreamyard to capture all of the monkeys inside a huge amount of Pokéballs.

"(Ooh ooh...)" Blue, Berry and Lime looked at the Eds as each one pulled out their Pokéball.

"Well, since we now know you don't belong to Cheren nor Bianca, I guess we'll take you on our adventure!" Double Dee told Blue.

"And you can help us be a stronger team!" Eddy told Lime.

"Into a bigger destiny, as Pokémon Champions!" Ed shouted proudly.

The monkeys got eager to join as each of the Eds caught their respective monkeys in Pokéballs! And the balls instantly shined, as each Ed boy collected their new Pokémon!

"Welcome to Team Ed!" Ed, Edd and Eddy raised their Pokéballs to the sky as they withdrew them.

"That's a new achievement in my book!" Raven clapped her hands. "Well, you best get going! You don't want to be late for your Pokémon battle!"

"Oh yeah!" Eddy reminded the team. "There are three badges with our names on them, boys! Let's head into the Gym and win our badges!... After I recover my team..."

Eddy chuckled nervously as he remembered the fact that his was worn down by the battle.

"Well, then." Double Dee packed up his items.

"To the Secret Monster Hospital Base!" Ed cheered as he ran ahead with the boys following him.

Raven giggled. "Those boys sure are something."


(PARTY DATA)

(Eddy) (Team Name: The Best Winners)

1. Tepig (Fire) (Male) LV 10 "Chop"

(Ability: Blaze)

Moves: Tackle, Tail Whip, Ember, Odor Sleuth

2. Riolu (Fighting) (Male) LV 11 "Champ"

(Ability: Inner Focus )

Moves: Quick Attack, Force Palm, Endure, Counter

3. Pansage (Grass) (Male) LV 10 "Lime"

(Ability: Gluttony)

Moves: Scratch, Leer, Lick, Vine Whip

(Double Dee) (Team Name: The Perfect Theory)

1. Snivy (Grass) (Male) LV 10 "Phil"

(Ability: Overgrow)

Moves: Tackle, Leer, Vine Whip, Wrap

2. Buneary (Normal) (Female) LV 11 "Cream"

(Ability: Limber)

Moves: Pound, Foresight, Defense Curl, Endure

3. Panpour (Water) (Female) LV 10 "Blue"

(Ability: Gluttony)

Moves: Scratch, Leer, Lick, Water Gun

(Ed) (Team Name: Monkey Junkyard Style)

1. Oshawott (Water) (Female) LV 10 "Crystal"

(Ability: Torrent)

Moves: Tackle, Tail Whip, Water Gun

2. Trubbish (Poison) (Male) LV 9 "Junkie"

(Ability: Stench)

Moves: Pound, Poison Gas, Recycle, Toxic Spikes

3. Pansear (Fire) (Male) LV 10 "Berry"

(Ability: Gluttony)

Moves: Scratch, Leer, Lick, Incinerate

(Raven) (Team Name: Pure Power)

1. Oshawott (Water) (Male) LV 10

(Ability: Torrent)

Moves: Tackle, Tail Whip, Water Gun

2. Axew (Dragon) (Female) LV 10

(Ability: Mold Breaker)

Moves: Tackle, Leer, Assurance

3. Whismur (Normal) (Male) LV 10 "Octavio"

(Ability: Soundproof)

Moves: Pound, Uproar

4. Pansear (Fire) (Female) LV 10

(Ability: Gluttony)

Moves: Scratch, Work Up, Lick, Incinerate

(Bianca) (Team Name: Team Cuties)

1. Snivy (Grass) (Female) LV 10

(Ability: Overgrow)

Moves: Tackle, Leer, Vine Whip, Wrap

2. Lillipup (Normal) (Male) LV 8

(Ability: Vital Spirit)

Moves: Leer, Tackle, Odor Sleuth

3. Panpour (Water) (Female) LV 10

(Ability: Gluttony)

Moves: Scratch, Work Up, Lick, Water Gun

(Cheren) (Team Name: Perfect Offense)

1. Tepig (Fire) (Male) LV 10

Item: Oran Berry

(Ability: Blaze)

Moves: Tackle, Tail Whip, Ember, Odor Sleuth

2. Purrloin (Dark) (Female) LV 8

(Ability: Unburden)

Moves: Scratch, Growl, Assist

3. Pansage (Grass) (Male) LV 10

(Ability: Gluttony)

Moves: Scratch, Work Up, Lick, Vine Whip

4. Roggenrola (Rock) (Male) LV 10

Item: Hard Stone

(Ability: Sturdy)

Moves: Tackle, Harden, Sand-Attack, Headbutt

(Marie) (Team Name: Touch of Spirit)

1. Snivy (Grass) (Female) LV 8 "Ivy"

Item: Oran Berry

(Ability: Overgrow)

Moves: Tackle, Leer, Vine Whip

2. Gastly (Ghost/Poison) (Male) LV 8 "Spirit"

(Ability: Levitate)

Moves: Hypnosis, Lick, Mean Look

(Kevin) (Team Name: Rock and Roll)

1. Oshawott (Water) (Male) LV 8 "Shellshock"

Item: Oran Berry

(Ability: Torrent)

Moves: Tackle, Tail Whip, Water Gun

2. Magnemite (Steel/Electric) (Genderless/Male Voice) LV 10 "Bass"

(Ability: Levitate)

Moves: Thundershock, Sonicboom, Thunder Wave, Tackle

(Rolf) (Team Name: Country Shepherd Style)

1. Tepig (Fire) (Male) LV 8 "Wilfred Jr"

(Ability: Blaze)

Moves: Tackle, Tail Whip, Ember

2. Weedle (Bug/Poison) LV 6 "Stinger"

(Ability: Shield Dust)

Moves: Poison Sting, String Shot


(A/N): I know I took longer than a konth to upload the Eds, but I promise, I won't do that again. Also sorry for the God Rocks reference. Until next time! Stay funky!