Episode 2: Murder Family

One morning, Amara is fast asleep in her room early in the morning of Hell. She is sleeping in her sleeping bag as she snuggles her toy stuffed owl. Suddenly she hears an alarm going off, which is coming from an alarm clock close by. Amara groans as she slowly opens her eyes. She reaches her black claw hand and turns off the alarm.

Amara wakes up and lets out a calm yawn. With her hat and hair tie off, her hair is spread a little wide and she also has a dark blue stripe on her head. After waking up, Amara bushes her feathers, puts her hair tie on. Then dressed up in her clothes and put her hat on. After getting dressed and feeling fresh, she makes herself a little breakfast: a biscuit and some coffee. She yawns a bit and drinks her coffee.

After that, Amara leaves the apartment and is accompanied by Moxxie and Millie. As it turns out, Amara is staying at the same apartment building as them.

Amara asks, "So, what happened last night? I kind of heard shouting."

"Our boss decided to snuck into our bedroom, again," Moxxie says.

He places his finger on the bridge between his eyes, "I wish he will stop doing that."

"Does he do this all the time?" Amara asks.

"He does, but it's not that big a deal," Millie says.

"It is too, a big deal!" He does it all the time, Millie!" Moxxie shouts.

"I get the feeling the boss is rather well, an odd character," Amara says.

"Don't worry, Blitz is an okay guy once you get to know him," Millie says.

"He seems okay, but if he tries to come into my room, I'll throttle him," Amara calmly says.

Later in the day at the I.M.P Office, Amara is with Blitz in his office as they meet up with a new client who wants them to assassinate someone in the human world.

The client they are listening to is a demon who seems to be a bit like a human woman, but has a devilish figure. She has violet skin, pointed ears, red eyes with yellow pupils, sharp yellow teeth, a long tail, with goat-like traits like horns and dark purple hooves. She has messy white hair with black, scrunchy scarf like a headband. She is wearing a dark pink shirt with noticeable stitches and an upside down red tear drop jewel on her chest with a yellow tip, black torn skirt, red earrings, and pink glasses.

The demon's name is Mrs. Mayberry, and was explaining to Blitz and Amara about her reason for assassination. Mrs. Mayberry was a school teacher and has already been a good person in her lifetime, always following the rules, and doing what is right. However, on the day of her husband's birthday, she decides to go to her computer to say happy birthday to him, only to discover he was cheating on her with another woman. That's when something in her snap. She then uses a rifle to attack her husband and the women he was cheating her with with blind rage. Realizing what she has done while her students watch on the computer, she committed suicide and ended up in Hell.

Mrs. Mayberry finishes her story, "You do everything right in life. Play by all the rules and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world. After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So that's why I'm here. To get my revenge."

"I mean, was she hotter?" Blitz questions.

Mrs. Mayberry glares at Blitz from the remark he has made.

"I'm just saying I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits," Blitz adds in remark.

Mrs. Mayberry soon seethes with anger and a red aura glows around her.

"Anywayyyy, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here," Blitz says as he stands and walks around his desk, "See, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death…"

This makes Ms. Mayberry clench her fist even harder and an aura glows again.

"…frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you. Boop!" And Blitz boops her on the nose.

"Blitz, stop antagonizing her," Amara sternly asks, glaring at Blitz.

She then calmly turns to Mrs. Mayberry, "You have to excuse the boss, ma'am. However, do you really need us for this assignment? From what you explained, you seem to have already killed your so-called husband and his lover."

"Not quite. That whore survived. Now they all call her a hero. Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash. Getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!" Mrs. Mayberry says, angrily.

She then slams her fist on the desk, causing it to crack, and shouts that echoes, "She is not a hero!" and leans to Blitz with her face turning red with rage and Amara steps back a little.

"Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly," Blitz says, lowering himself on his chair.

Blitzo then begins to rapidly press the red button underneath the desk. A red light flashes by a label reading 'Deranged client.' The other labels read ;More coffee,; 'Soiled my pants,' 'Horny client,' 'Client giving birth,' 'Ghost,' and 'Stolas.'

In the lobby, Moxxie is lack and red crossbow in his hands. In front of him is a picture of a smiling family: a father, a mother, a baby and two children. His arms are shaking as the pointer hovers away from the possible target.

Then Millie "Moxxie, stop shaking. You're gonna shoot our only hellhound!"

Laying down on the couch is Luna who is holding the picture up with one hand and is holding her hellphone on the other.

"Wow, I feel so loved here," Loon says, sarcastically.

Then Millie says to her husband, "Just take a deep breath..."

She takes a deep breath and says, "And let it out."

"But, it's a family. Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?" Moxxie dejects.

"I mean, if that's what the client wants," Millie says, shrugging her shoulders.

"Maybe like a shitty dad, " Moxxie says.

Then says in somewhat of an Italian accent, "Or a mob family. That's understandable."

Then says in his normal voice, "But to eradicate an entire innocent—seemingly in this instance—upper middle class family bloodline?" as Loona looks at the family photo and thinks for a moment.

Then Loona angrily says, "Hey! You don't know they're innocent."

Loona then points to each person in the photo, "This kid probably sets dogs on fire... Maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online... And this guy... this guy definitely watches."

"Exactly. Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up here," Millie says.

"But—" Moxxie says, about to protest.

But Millie interrupts him, "Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox."

Then cuffs her husband's cheeks and shakes them, "Killing who were paid to is our business. Choose a target."

She then gives Moxxie a kiss on his cheek and steps back.

After the moment, Moxxie then aims the crossbow at the target.

"I just think it's a bit excessive and we could be a bit more selective, is all," Moxxie says.

Suddenly, Blitz barges in with Amara and Mrs. Mayberry is close by.

As he bursts in, Blitz shouts, "Guys! I want you to meet—"

Startling Moxxie, he accidentally fires the arrow and it bounces over the wall. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits the computer. The arrow flies through the picture, making a hole while Loona is stunned. Then the arrow bounces off the bottom of the fish tank with the eels inside, soon the stand begins to wobble. Then the arrow almost strikes at the target, but Blitz catches it in the nick of time.

"Our newest client!" Blitz adds.

Just then, the eel tank falls over, causing the gas and water to spill on the floor. The eels fall out and burst into electricity, and the office bursts into flames.

Blitz angrily shouts as he slams the arrow on the desk., "Dammit, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!"

Sometime later, outside of the building, the Imp Firefighters are able to put the fire out and carry the eels away and head to the fire truck. The client, Mrs. Mayberry, is in the taxi.

Blitz waves goodbye to her as he says, "Bye and don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is free!"

Then the taxi drives off.

"When did we start implementing that deal?" Moxxie asks.

Blitz turns to glare at Moxxie, "When you set fire to my office in front of a..."

Then yells as he grabs his face, "...client, you fucking dipshit!"

Then pushes Moxxie away as he screams, "Now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact!"

Typing on her hellphone, Loona says, "You mean our only ticket to the other side?"

Then pulls out the book, "Yeah, got it."

"And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie," Blitz happily says.

"You get a tweat now!" Blitz adds, talking in baby talk, and brings out a dog treat from his pocket.

"Ew. Stop," Loona says, disgusted.

Blitz then throws the treat in the air and catches it with his tongue. He then pulls it into his mouth and begins to eat it, much to Loona and Amara's dismay.

"You're so gross!" Loona says, grossed out.

Amara says disgustedly, "That's completely disgusting, Blitz!"

"Aw, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist," Blitz says, making Loona roll her eyes in reply.

At the same time, Millie uses a piece of chalk to draw a circle with a pentagram inside. The picture glows and makes a portal. Then Loona leaves the scene.

"Now let's go lick some ass!" Blitz says, and pushes Moxxie away with his hand.

"The expression is 'kick some ass.' Blitz," Millie says as she walks through the portal.

"Mine's better," Blitzo says, and walks through the portal next.

"Doesn't seem better to me," Amara bluntly replies.

Moxxie sighs and says, "Aw fuck..." Then walks to the portal himself.

Soon, the young Owl Demon and the three Imps find themselves in the human world. They see a small red house with a long red fence by the lake as the sun sets. The group then sneak to the side of the house as they rise from the bushes, under a garden box outside the window.

Blitzo takes a peek through the window, "That's gotta be her."

And chuckles darkly, "This is too easy."

He then turns to Moxxie, "Moxxie, do you want this one?"

"Me?" Moxxie asks, sounding pleasantly surprised.

"Yeah, this one's simple enough for you to handle," Blitzo says.

Moxxie soon stands up and peers through the window to see his target. His face falls in shock to see a family of four are sitting at the table preparing dinner.

"It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital," Blitz adds.

Soon, a blonde haired woman, Martha, is wearing a white blouse with red polka dots, and blue pants walks to a man named Ralphie, who has brown hair and a red shirt. They both affectionately rub each other's noses as the woman is holding a dinner plate. Now Moxxie is hesitant about shooting the target, which is the woman.

He suddenly hears Blitz say, "You snooze, you lose, Mox!"

Moxxie quickly turns to see Blitz holding the rifle as he is aiming towards the woman

He aims the rifle and says, "And I've got you, bitch."

But Moxxie quickly asks in a panic, "Wait, are we actually killing a family?!"

"No. Don't be a puss. We're just killing a mother. We're ruining a family," Blitz says as he aims the rifle at her.

"But... hold on hold on. Let's just think about it," Moxxie quickly says and lifts the rifle up, making Blitzo miss his shot.

The bullet ends up shattering the glass mirror in the house, causing the family to gasp in fear.

"What was that, Ralphie?" Martha asks, sweetly.

Ralphie shakes his head and says, "I don't know, Martha. But whatever it is..."

Ralphie then reaches under the table and pulls out a rifle.

"They're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!" Raphie says with an evil grin.

Martha sets the platter on the table and brings out another rifle. She then drinks a glass of wine and smashes it on the floor.

"Alright, kids! Guns out!" Martha says.

The boy pulls out a small gun from his hat and the girl pulls another rifle. They all show evil grins and sharp teeth.

"Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns!" Ralphie says and lets out an evil chuckle.

Still outside, Blitz is not pleased with Moxxie botching the job, more like pissed off.

-"What the fuck was that, Moxxie?!" Blitzo asks in anger as Moxxie takes deep breaths.

He lets out a croak with his tongue and falls to his knees with his hands over his face, "I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy.

Then tears fall from his eyes, "I panicked."

Blitz facepalms and says, "Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie? From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits."

Then leans in and pokes Moxxie's head, "Get the fuck over yourself you baby dick prune!"

Amara soon hears a click and says, "Um guys, I think we should get out of here."

"Why?" Blitz asks.

Just then, a blast of the gun shoots through the window and hits Blitzo in his arm, and black blood is blasted out of his arm.

Blitzo screams, "Aah! A new hole!"

"Run!" Amara panics.

"You heard the kid! SCATTER!" Blitz adds.

Blitzo, Millie, and Amara flee the scene while Moxxie quickly hides in the bushes. Then another hole appears from the blast. Martha and Ralphie leap through the large hole with their guns, and run out to find the targets. Moxxie peers out of the bushes to quickly look around. Before he can get away, one of the kids grabs Moxxie's tail and pulls him away.

Meanwhile, Ralphie continues to fire at Millie who flips backwards towards the docks. Then dives into the lake.

"Where'd you go, little critter? Y'all can't hide long from me," Ralphie says, aiming his rifle at Millie as he walks towards the docks.

Millie swims up to the surface with a dagger in her mouth. She then breaks through the docks and lands on it with her knife in her hand and grins. Ralphie swings a glass bottle at Millie, but she quickly runs behind him and jumps into the air with two knives in her hands. Raphie quickly swings the bottle upward, and knocks Millie in the head. Millie yelps and falls into the ground. She struggles to stand, but soon collapses on the docks.

Ralphie begins to approach Millie, but is stopped by a gun fire that is fired between them. Ralphie looks to see Amara holding her firearm.

"Well, it looks like I'll be goin' bird hunting. Could use a new pillow," Ralphie evil grins.

This ticks Amara off and charges at Ralphie. Ralphie fires his rifle at her, but Amara dodges. Amara then dodges the attack, and kicks him on the chest. Then Ralphie then swings his rifle and smacks her on the butt of his gun. Amara then rolls on the dock. Amara gets up and speeds to attack him. Raphie continues to fire his rifle at her. The owl girl dodges the attack and kicks him on the head. Then Ralphie punches her in the stomach. Amara then punches him in the face, spins, and kicks him in the shins. Ralphie feels the pain, and then smacks Amara on the head with his rifle. Making her fall to the ground and feel dizzy from the hard hit. Just then, Ralphie grabs Amara by her robotic leg, swings her over his head and smashes her to the ground, knocking her out.

Elsewhere, Moxxie soon regains consciousness and opens his eyes. He lets out a gasp with a squeak to find himself tied up to a chair that has a stitched up dead body. His face falls into fear when the little boy and girl appear with red eyes and devious sharp grins on their faces.

Moxxie tries to settle the situation and says, "Oh. Well hello there, little ones. Aren't you cute?"

They both quickly speak with low creepy tones, "It's nice to have a new critter to play with."

Moxxie soon gazed up in fear at the red light. To his shock the light reveals a human head high up with limbs on plaques. He soon looks around to see the walls and table are decorated with human corpses, there's even a dead human body on a platter with an apple in its mouth and human organs in a bowl close by.

Moxxie says, softly shocked, "Oh... crumbs."

Somewhere in the forest, Blitz dashes through the bushes and into the forest where Martha evilly laughs and fires her gun at him. Martha's evil laugh surrounds the forest as he runs through the forest. He slides down the hill and catches their breath.

Then he hears Martha in a singing-like tone, "I know you're hurting' little devils."

Blitz quickly hides behind the tree as he takes deep breaths. Then quickly covers his mouth.

Soon, Martha comes walking back and continues to call out in a singing voice, "I promise that I can make that pain go real quick. Just come let Mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!"

Knowing that Martha is gone, they both take a deep breath in relief. Suddenly, he hears a yelling sound, causing Blitz to quickly take out his yellow hellphone and it flips in the air.

"Damnit!" Blitz whispers as he tries to grab his phone.

He quickly grabs his phone, presses answers and holds it in his ear.

He whispers, sounding annoyed, "Stolas! This is a really bad time."

On the other line, is a tall owl demon relaxing in a bathtub. The demon, Stolas has blue and dark blue feathers with white and gray accents, and a light gray-blue puff of fur on his chest. From the neck up, the feathers fade from blue to darker blue, with a white heart shaped face, two pairs of narrow red eyes and an owl's beak with a black tip.

In the room there are candles with blue flames around the tub. The floor has glowing astrological symbols on it. The curtains look like the starry night sky. Glowing constellations float around the room.

He holds an old rotary phone in as he asks, "Oh, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?"

"What is it?" Blitz asks, frustrated.

"I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my grimoire?" Stolas says, and looks at one of the bubbles that shows Blitz's angry face.

He then asks in anger, "What did you just call me?"

And Stolas pops the bubble, and says, "My book, Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job that I have allowed you to use to do yours?"

Suddenly, Blitz hears a clicking sound from the other side of the tree, and ducks down before the fire blows a hole in the tree, and reveals Martha with some sharp teeth.

"I can hear ya, darling!" Martha says.

"Shit!" Blitz mutters, and runs off.

Then Stolas continues on the phone, "Anywho, I have been thinking. You know, I have been permitting you to access the mortal realm less than legally for quite some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange?" and runs his finger on the edge of the tub.

And makes a walking motion with his finger "Favors for favors?" and begins to glow.

Blitz continues to run through the woods as he has the phone in his hand.

And hears Stolas say, "Doesn't that sound..."

Then a bullet hits a tree as Stolas says in a seductive voice, "Enticing?"

Blitz quickly ducks behind a tree and angrily whispers on the phone, "You gotta stop using your fancy ass rich-people talk, okay? I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!"

Then a bullet blasts through the tree he's hiding behind.

Then Stolas says on the phone, "Then let me keep it simple: once a month, on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of..."

He then opens his eyes wide as they glow, "...Passionate fornication." And lowers himself into the water with a lustful look.

Then leans over the edge, "And, you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Sounds fair, my little Imp?"

Able to find another tree to hide, Blitz says with frustration and stress, "Fine, whatever!"

Blitz hears Stolas say over the phone, "Oh, Blitzy! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy c***ck inside of my ****. To ***** the..."

Blitz cringes with a disturbed expression. Then closes his eyes and shakes the disturbance as Stolas continues to ramble about his lust for Blitz. Suddenly, his phone is knocked out of his hand. As he turns to face forward, he is pinned to the tree by the butt of Martha's gun

"Gotcha!" Martha says.

Then says, "So, you're a little devil, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well, not today, Satan!"

She presses the gun harder to Blitz as she says, "Gonna send y'all back to where ya came from!"

Back in the house, Moxxie struggles to break the ropes that tied his hand behind his back. He soon looks up to see fire being lit outside.

Moxxie gasps, "Millie!"

Moxxie continues to struggle to break his ropes as the two kids stare at him with evil grins. He then notices the girl pulling out a sharp knife. Seeing the blade, he shows a determined face as the girl raises her blade. But before she can strike, Moxxie pushes the chair back and knocks them both to the ground. Moxxie then uses the blade to free himself and breaks the window holding the gun. He then jumps through the window and runs to the forest to save his colleagues.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the forest, Blitz, Millie, and Amara have been tied to a stake that was decorated with spikes. Ralphie pours a canister of gasoline on the bottom of their feet while Martha is a short distance away holding a torch.

Blitz groans in frustration, "I had that fucking shot. God dammit, Moxxie."

"Looks like Mrs. Mayberry was right about that whore. She is definitely not a hero," Amara comments to the others.

And speaking of Martha, she looks and dresses differently now. She is wearing skull earrings, jeans and a low-cut shirt with polka dots, and her eyes are red, and her hair is messy. And looking really evil.

Martha calls out, "Satan! We return your filthy creatures back to the pits of Hell!" and raises the torch.

Blitz, Millie, and Amara struggle to break free, but the rope has wrists tightened on to the stake.

"May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy work!" Martha calls out, and throws the torch to the ground where it lands under the three tied up.

With evil laughter, the flames rise around the three, but are unharmed.

And Blitz says, "Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't actually hurt us, but I mean I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard."

Millie and Blitz smirk while Amara chuckles under breath, as Martha stares at them looking confused.

"Oh. Shit," Martha comments.

She rolls her eyes and says, "Well…"

Then evilly grins as she brings out her rifle, "...I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!"

"That would be more effective," Blitzo says.

"Blitzo!" Millie angrily scolds.

Amara angrily says, "Why'd you tell her that?!"

Martha laughs evilly as she aims her rifle at the imps and owl demon. All three close their eyes and flinch. Suddenly, Martha lets out a yelp to hear a gunshot and is shot on the head that her eye flies out of her socket. She then collapses on the ground, and dies instantly to reveal that Moxxie has shot her with Blitz's sniper.

Millie happily says, "Moxxie!"

Moxxie then runs over and begins to untie them from the stake.

"You're not getting your god damn paycheck for this one, Mox!" Blitz angrily says.

When Moxxie unties them, Blitz falls to the ground as Moxxie quickly pulls Millie into his arms. Millie embraces him and both Imps rub their heads with smiles on their faces. Amara then helps Blitz back on his feet. Frightened, Ralphie ends up tripping over Martha's lifeless body and flees the scene.

As Amara helps him up, Blitz sarcastically says, "Oh yeah, thanks! I'm fine!"

Moxxie then helps out, "I'm sorry, sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise."

Blitz leaves Amara holding and hugs Moxxie.

"Apology accepted," Blitz says, happily.

But speaks in a low voice,"But if you ever pull a stunt like this again, I will fuck you and your wife."

Then Blitz lets go of Moxxie as he holds a feared look on his face. Millie then raises her arms as she cheers.

Then Blitz says in a good mood, "Alrighty! Job well done! Now let's get off."

Blitz then pulls out a gray and black toy horse from his chest. Then puts it back, and retrieves his phone.

Moxxie says, "Eh, yeah give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house."

"Okay, fine, but hurry up," Blitz says.

He then calls Loona on the phone and says, "Loona! We're ready to come home, dear!"

Moxxie then runs through the forest to get back to the house.

Meanwhile, back in the house, Ralphie is with his two children. His children then hurried to his father as he hugged them.

When Moxxie holds out the gun and says, "Don't move!"

Ralphie chuckles and says, "What are you gonna do little guy? Kill us?"

"I should! You people are monsters!" Moxxie shouts.

Then says to Ralphie, "But... you should have a chance at life and a purpose. Look at your children. They have their whole future ahead of them! You are going to face your crimes, justly."

He then picks up a phone, "I will call your earthly authorities and they will make sure you are dealt with, fairly. I'm handling this, my way."

He presses the button and it ends up turning on the T.V.

"Oh, shit," Moxxie mutters, and looks to see he has a 'T.V' remote.

Moxxie then asks, "Uh, do you have a phone to summon 911?"

Ralphie points his thumb in the direction, "Yeah, it's in the kitchen."

"Then, what is this for?" Moxxie asks, holding the remote.

"It's a universal remote. Got it for the kids," Ralphie says, and hugs his children.

"Aww," Moxxie happily replies.

Soon enough, Moxxie returns to where the portal is, and the others are ready to head back.

"There he is," Blitzo says.

Then asks, "Have a good wank-off session, Moxxie?"

"Excuse me?" Moxxie asks, confused.

"Look, I don't care where you cum in the living world. Just come to your job on time, alright?" Blitz says and pokes Moxxie a few times and pinch his cheek.

"See you at the office!" Blitz adds and goes through the portal.

Millie places her hand on Moxxie's cheek and asks, "You doing okay, sweetie?"

"Better, now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process," Moxxie says.

Millie then touches Moxxie's chest, "You have a good heart, honey."

Then playfully pinches his nose, "Just a fuzzy head."

She then kisses Moxxie and he smiles lovingly. Then Millie walks through the portal. Amara soon follows after her.

Moxxie then turns around to notice two police cars and a helicopter outside of the house.

Someone shouts through a loudspeaker, "We got em' boys!"

A missile has been launched through the roof of the house and it explodes into an inferno. Then something hits Moxxie on the head and looks down to see the head of a teddy bear. Moxxie is completely stunned, but Blitz pulls him through the portal.

After they get back, I.M.P decide to celebrate their accomplishment of killing Martha with a small party. Even Mrs. Mayberry joined in. They're all wearing party hats, a cake that reads 'WE DID IT!' and a banner that reads. Excluding Moxxie, everyone else is having a good time.

Millie happily says, "You see my little Mox, Mox!"

She then hugs her husband and says, "We did it! Oh Moxxie!"

"Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie here finally learned not to fuck up," Blitz says.

Millie then rubs Moxxie on the head and says, "And killing people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back!"

"That's messed up," Mrs. Mayberry comments.

Then says with a grin, "But I paid for it!"

Soon, everyone begins laughing.

And Blitz comment, "Yeah, fuck that family!"