Episode 8: C.H.E.R.U.B.
In the I.M.P Meeting Room, the group is sitting around the meeting table. Moxxie turns on the T.V and it shows a video of a bright and sunny place known as Heaven. The first to appear is a human-like angel with an angelic glow, wings, circle on his blush, light purple eyes. He is wearing overalls, matching his light ginger hair, are an orange with a mix of pinkish red with two silver buttons. Under the overalls he wears a light baby yellow shirt with a white collar. His eyebrows are a darker purple, but still light.
The angel says, "Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings!"
Collin:
Does it make you want to cry?
A person pulls a parachute, but the rope breaks, and crashes on a rock.
Keenie:
When your loved one has to die?
And a man stands on the railroad, and is run over by a train.
Cletus:
Does it hurt you through and through?
A man accidently shot himself with a rifle.
All:
When your face is turning blue?
And a man is being hanged on the noose and his face is turning blue.
Just then, a sheep angel that has a white halo that hovers over his head and has wings on his back. His skin and eyes are periwinkle, and he wears a white bow tie around his neck. His name is Collin.
Collin:
Well luckily for you!
Then another sheep named Keenie appears. She is also a sheep angel with yellow fur, along with a yellow halo and wings. Her eyes have purple pupils with pink irises, and she wears a yellow dress with a pink bow tie.
Keenie:
There's something we can do!
Cletus:
We can help keep them alive!
All:
So you can watch them thrive!
'Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.!
Collin:
We'll save your honeybun from dying violently!
Cletus pulls a human girl up to save her, but Keenie pushes Collin forward with a plant with a nail to fight, but the rabid dogs attack.
All:
'Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.!
Keenie:
No, we never even ask a fee!
A hand presents money to Cletus, but the angel refuses.
Collin:
Because good people spread the love!
Keenie and Collin hug each other.
Keenie:
And we're here for all above!
Cletus:
We do the paperwork for you!
Collin paperwork in the office.
Collin:
And the heavy lifting, too!
Keenie then lifts a boulder off of a girl that is flatten like a pancake.
Cletus:
So sit right back!
Then Keenie and Collin appear to a bleeding man who has been in a car accident.
All:
And let us bless a soul for you!
Oh we are the C.H.E.R.U.B.!
Just as the song ends at the T.V, a gun clicks and it's been fired at the T.V, blowing it up. Turns out, it's Blitz who has fired the gun at the T.V.
"Nice one, B!" Millie comments.
"Good shot," Amara comments.
"Give me another, Mox!" Blitz says.
Moxxie walks over with another T.V and sweeps away the flaming debris. He then puts another old fashioned T.B on the stand. Looking scared and expecting what might happen, he turns on the T.V to reveal 666 News logo as Blitz pours gunpowder into his flintlock.
Seeing what's on the T.V, Blitz isn't interesting, "Eh, naw, not feelin' it. Next!"
Moxxie then switches the channel to reveal a black and white female character dancing erotically with prominent breasts and holding a pitchfork. Amara quickly covers Roy's eyes, knowing this is very inappropriate for him while Blitz and Millie look bored.
"Uh huh, keep going, keep going, keep going!" Blitz says, feeling bored.
Moxxie then changes the channel again to reveal a male I.M.P wearing white color clothes with a black top hat and holding a black cane.
The I.M.P announces, "I say, I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory! Where you make the things and I make the money!"
Then shows a pleading face, "Please, I'm very desperate!"
"Bingo!" Blitz says, and shotts the television so it will explode
"Woo! You're on a roll, sir!" Millie cheers as Loona is sleeping on the chair with her foot on the table.
Suddenly, a powerful shake wakes her up and causes her cup to spill on the table.
"Guys, do you feel that?" Loona asks.
"Oh shit, is that a hellshake?" Blitz asks, looking around.
Moxxie thn asks, "That's possible?"
"I'm not sure," Amara says, shrugging her shoulders.
Millie holds Moxxie and panics, "Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!"
"I'm not 'panicking', because hellquakes don't happen," Moxxie says.
But Loona roughly grabs and shakes him, "Stop getting hysterical, fatty!"
She then hits Moxxie against the wall, before he is knocked down with the debris of the wall on him. The smoke clears to appear what looks like a wrecking ball, but unravels to reveal robotic arms. With that, a demon enters the building.
The demon is fairly tall with a red color scheme, with a lighter red face, darker red horns and long nose, and a black mustache. He is wearing a black top hat with a neon green band on his head with acid green goggles that have dark green swirls on the lenses, and a black strap on the face. He is also wearing a black jumpsuit with a bright green neck piece, a bright green curve shape on the chest and stomach that looks like a question mark, red gloves, bright green boots, and a blood-red cape. He is responsible for the black tentacles with red outlines on them.
The man reveals himself as he says, "Do not be afraid!" and extends the metal robotic arms.
"Please tell me you got that insurance thing," Blitz says.
"Who are you and what do you want?!" Millie demands and brings out a sharp ax.
"I am Loopty Goopty!" The man says as he performs a loop with his tentacle and a villionas pose between the group.
Then says in a singing tone, "Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish!"
"Was it really necessary for smashing the wall of the office and with the dramatic entrance? You could use the door like with everyone else," Amara firmly says with her arms crossed.
"I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric shit!" Loopty says, and performs a wavy dance.
Blitz sniffs the man and flinches, "Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?"
"Yes! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me here!" Loopty says.
Tapping on her phone, Loona says, "Like Amara said, the front door would've gotten you here fine."
"Shut up, dear furry!" Loopty says to Loona, making her growl in anger.
He then turns to Blitz and holds out a photo of an old bald man, as he sings, "This is the man I'm gonna need you to kill!"
Blitz takes the photo, "Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge?
He then walks towards Loopty, "I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitz, the 'O' is silent." then shakes Loopty's hand.
"What 'O'?" Loopty asks.
"Aww, thank you. Now what's the tea, sis?" Blitz replies.
"The tea?" Loopty says, confused.
Moxxie who is trapped under the debris, except for his arm, struggles to break free.
He weakly calls out, "Guys, help!"
"Yeah, why are we killing this guy? I mean, what did he do to you?" Blitz asks, nudging Loopty.
Moxxie squeals in pain, "Losing ox-!"
And Loopty begins to tell them his story, "He was... my business partner!"
Amara whispers, "Uh, Millie."
She then points to the debris where Moxxie is still buried under, and Millie hurries over, "Moxxie..."
As Millie hurries to free Moxxie, Loopty continues to explain his story, "You see, I was not always an old man. My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire! Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop or reverse the aging process! It could've saved all three trillionaires! Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius. But the machine was accidentally set forward! By the time we managed to get out, it was too late. At least, for me. Now, that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire we built together! Without me to share it with him, he'll make all the goddamn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire and get all the credit!"
After hearing the story, Blitz says, "Yeah, that's not really evil."
"It's evil towards me!" Loopty says, dramatically
At the debris, Millie is able to free Moxxie and has his arm around her shoulders as she picks him up.
Then Loopty says to them, "Now, get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!"
"You do know, Poopty-" Blitz says.
"Loopty!" Loopty clarifies, with his eyes glows.
Blitz holds his hands in defense and says, "Of course, of course. If we do kill him though and he ends up down here, you know, you will be stuck with him, forever."
"Oh, trust me!" Loopty says, sinister.
Then summons an array of weapons from his metal tentacles, "I'm counting on it!"
"That's kinda hot," Moxxie weakly says and gives a thumbs up.
Later on, Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and Amara are now in the human world wearing disguises for the assignment. Blitz convinces Amara not to change to her human disguise and puts on a Western style costume instead. Blitz and the others are also wearing disguises so no human will see that they're not of this world. Soon, the tour bus stops in front of a large mansion.
"Gee, I wonder whose house this is?" Moxxie asks.
The Tour Guide soon answers, "And to your right is the home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton!"
The crowd is amazed and takes pictures with their cell phone. Wearing a blue and pink alfro sign, pink face paint, and heart sunglasses.
Blitz removes them and grins, "Let's do it, gang!"
Soon, all four take out their weapons. Blitz has a flintlock pistol, Moxxie a rifle, Millie two sharp swords, and Amara has her revolvers They jump over the fence and land in formation.
"Let's kill this rich guy!" Millie says.
Then they race towards the house.
Then the Tour Guide says, "And here you'll find four tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!"
And people are snapping pictures without a care.
Soon, the group gathers around the window making sure no one is around. Blitz holds a puppet cat sock at the window and Moxxie is the first to peek inside.
-"Wow, that machine really did a number on him," Moxxie says.
The others peek inside to see Lyle Lipton is so old that he has to remain in bed and is connected to an IV pump. He is holding a picture frame in his head with depression.
He kisses the photo and says, "Goodbye, my one true love."
The picture in the frame consists of dollar bills with the sign 'free stock photos' on it.
"All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value," Lyle adds and holds the IV tube.
Seeing what is happening, Blitz says, "Oh, fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us!"
Soon, Lyle makes a noose out of his IV tube, preparing to take his own life.
"Should we go in there and tie it for him?" Moxxie asks.
Lyle has the IV tube tied and is about to put it over his neck as the imps watch with drinks and popcorn. Amara simply rolls her eyes to see the Imps act like this is a show. Before Lyle can put the noose over his neck, the noose IV Tube lights up a bright white glow, followed by a strong pulse that sends the group back, and sends Blitz's kitten sock away by the wind, making him feeling very sad.
Still in his room, Lyle adjusts to the light to see three angels, who are really Cherubs, floating down gracefully in three rays of light.
Seeing them catch Lyle by surprise, "Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!"
Blitz turns around in frustration, "Who the fuck are they?!"
Seeing who they are, Moxxie says in shock, "Oh no! Sir, those are..."
In the room, the three Cherubs who have been seen on Hell's TV appear before Lyle Lipton.
"Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!" The child Cherub, Cletus says.
"I hate filthy stinking orphan children!" Lyle angrily says, raising his fist at them.
The periwinkle Cherub, Collin says, "We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances."
But Blitz is against it, "Oh hell no!" and brings out his gun.
"Don't forget-" Blitz shouts, charging into the room through the window.
He faceplants on the floor as the glass shatters to the ground. Of course, the others enter the room through the door close by.
"Lyle Lipton, it is our-" Moxxie says, before glances at Blitz
Then turns back to Lyle, "...humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die."
"Don't you mean suicide," Amara says, walking in.
Then Millie walks in and asks, "I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old and gross?" and becomes disgusted.
"Is that a serious question?" The yellow Cherub, Keenie says, and tucks the man in bed.
She happily flies around and says, "He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world!"
"And do so much good with it!" She then throws Lyle's dollars in the air.
And happily says, "And be so fulfilled!"
But Lyle frowns with his arms crossed and says, "No!"
"He could pay for new hospitals and schools!" Collin adds.
Even more depressed, Lyle clutches his blanket and calls out, "Why won't you let me die?"
Soon, Blitz appears next to Lyle as he leans on the furniture next to the bed.
"Oh, sounds like you need help offin' yourself there, buddy," Blitz says.
Then turns to Moxxie, "Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?"
Soon, Moxxie brings out each weapon and tosses them to Blitz and Lyle by name, "I have some assault weapons, crossbow, hunting bow, tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas..."
"He's classier than that!" Collin says.
Amara points out, "Then why does he decide to stick a rifle in his mouth?"
Collin soon sees what Amara is talking about and takes it away, making Mr. Lyle frown.
"There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle," Collin says.
"Yeah, right. Smells like he ain't been out of bed in months," Millie says, and sniffs.
Feeling disgusted, Millie covers her mouth and vomits a little on the floor. Moxxie then comforts her.
Cletus happily says, "Love can be beautiful at any age."
"And we'll show him!" Keenie adds.
Then the Cherubs happily cheered, "Yeah!"
Blitz, Moxxie, and Amara shout, "NO!"
While Millie screams, "NOOOO!"
And with that, the Cherubs decide to show Lyle Liption about the goodness of the world so he can continue to live. They begin by taking him still in his bed, to the hill to overlook a forest and a lake.
Cletus happily says, "Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age... or wealth!
"If you were to end your life, you'd be missing all of this!" Collin adds.
Suddenly, Blitz appears wearing a tiger costume, "Mhm, you're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?" and does a suggestive gesture with his fingers, indicating sex.
Keenie covers her mouth and gasps, "That is so inappropriate!"
Collin blinks in a state of disbelief and Cletus gives a disappointed look.
"Blitz's hand motion or the ridiculous costume," Amara says, not wearing a costume at all.
Then Millie and Moxxie appear in cat costumes.
Millie then shows Keenie two middle fingers and says, "Oh, kiss our ass, prude!"
"You know, just because there is goodness in the world, that doesn't mean we should dismiss the darkness of reality. Even in nature, there's going to be hardship."" Amara says.
"The kid is right," Blitz says.
Then leans to Lyle, "Anyway, take it from me, a fellow genius. Nature is no picnic up close."
Then Blitz presents Lyle with his binoculars. Lyle looks at the binoculars to see for himself. He sees a group of bunnies and squirrels together, and is suddenly eaten alive by a pack of wolves.
"Oh no!" Lyle says, shocked.
Collin then tries to take the binoculars, "S-stop looking!"
But Lyle continues to hold on to the binoculars, "I can't stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now!"
Lyle continues to watch. A bear swipes a wolf to the ground and raises its paw to attack. Then the bear is crushed by a fallen tree, by a muscular logger with a chainsaw. Then a beehive lands on the man's head and begins to scream and panic. Soon, his arms are chopped off by the chainsaw and his body skewered by a charging stag. Everyone freezes in horror while Blitz fakes it and grins smugly.
Amara sighs and lowers her head, "That's just one of the many harsh realities. Need I say more?"
Cletus nervously says, "Let's go check out someplace else!"
Millie and Moxxie do a fist bump in their cat costumes.
The next stop is a shopping mall. And Lyle's bed is pushed through the wall and makes a hole in the wall.
"Oh, Lord. Where are we now? Let me perish!" Lyle says, practically begging.
"We're here to show you another thing life is worth living for: Childhood wonderment!" Keenie says, motion towards the crowd of children.
They are cheering by a sitting Santa Clause. One kid wears a 'Craft Mine' shirt, while another kid eats his booger.
"Why, look at those sweet diseased-ridden vermin. Their joy comes from innocence, unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood, and their middle-class existence. Such simple joy they have. It is inspiring. Thank you for showing me this," Lyle says.
Soon, Blitz, dressed as Santa, Millie appears dressed as elves while being grumpy, Moxxie ends up being the reindeer. Only this time, Blitz actually made Amara wear a snowman costume, since she refuses to dress like a deer and an elf. They are standing by the Santa and the child.
Then Blitz shouts, "Hey, dipshit! Wanna see whose lap you're sittin' on?!"
Blitz rips off the red robe. 'Santa' is revealed as an ugly gnome wearing a '#Cuties' shirt, and then the gnome makes a gnome noise. The kids scream and run. Lyle sobs like a baby as Collin and Keenie cover his eyes. A concerned Cletus pushes the bed away.
A boy actually shouts, "Santa's evil!"
Trying Plan C: The Cherubs bring Lyle to the woods next to a wooden sign that reads, 'Lover's Lookout.'
"Eh! This place reeks of teenagers!" Lyle says, disgusted.
Cletus happily flies to Lyle and says, "Lovers' Lookout, sir! We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all-"
"Money!" Lyle cuts in.
But Collin says, "No! Love."
"I've never been in love before. I imagine it's quite nice," Lyle says.
"It's not too late, sir! You can still find-" Collin says.
But is cut off when the Imps decide to wear dresses, makeup, and wigs, excluding Amara because the dress Blitz wants her to wear is too girly for her taste.
"Ha! Nice try, ugly," Blitz says.
Then pulls out a megaphone, "Hey, horny lovers! Which one of you would fuck this old man?!"
In the matter of seconds, the cars speed away in response, leaving Lyle dejected.
Then Collin gets into Blitz' face, "You know, you three are so utterly c-c-cruel. We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!"
"Oh, and you three are so superior to us just because we want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to keel over dead!" Moxxie says.
"You're making things too real now, Moxxie," Blitz says with a spray bottle that has the label 'piss.
And sprays Moxxie with it, making him flinch and hiss in disgust.
The next plan that the Cherubs have, they've taken him to an auditorium where a Viking woman is singing opera with a fake unicorn and a well dressed pianist playing the piano. The Cherubs are well-dressed and Lyle is simply wearing a tie.
"Behold, the wonder of art and music! Something always here to comfort, entertain, and live for!" Cletus says.
Up above the stage on the catwalk, Blitz is wagging his butt and tail like a cat as the others watch the show.
"So, how do we make this bad?" Millie asks.
"We can't. There's literally nothing bad about opera, and that's a fact," Moxxie says.
"Other than that, it's kind of boring," Amara replies.
"Unless, we ruin it somehow," Blitz says with a mischievous grin, and shakes his butt in Moxxie's face.
He then grabs one of the spotlights and moves it away from the singer. The singer pauses and follows the light to continue singing. However, Blitz continues to move the light around to ruin the show.
"She's not very good," Lyle says.
Blitz continues moving the light faster and faster as Lyle and the Cherubs narrow their eyes in suspicion. And then, with one sudden slip, Blitz accidentally lets go of the stag light as the singer sings a final note before the light crushes her on the stage. The audience, Lyle, and the cherubs scream, while the man nervously tries to keep playing the piano.
"Oh, at least we made it bad," Blitz says.
"Talk about way overkill, Blitz," Amara replies.
"As long as we get the job done it doesn't matter," Blitz says, shrugging her shoulders.
Amara facepalms her forehead and groans.
Suddenly, the Three Cherubs fly to the Imps and the Owl girl and they are furious.
Cletus is the first to shout at them, "That's it! I have had it! You four monsters have messed with us enough!"
"D'ooh... we're just trying to do our j-j-job!" Collin says.
"Well, so are we!" Moxxie says.
Cletus angrily shouts, "Enough!"
Just then, the Cherubs then summon golden crossbows and aim them at the I.M.P.
"We are saving that shitty old man's life whether he wants it or not!" Cletus says.
"Wouldn't that go against what you're saying before," Amara says.
"Shut up!" Cletus angrily shouts.
"Well, someone wants that fucker dead, okay? And he paid in advance and I spent it all on this..." Blitz says.
He then holds out a green horse figure wearing jewels, sunglasses and a 'mare-ajuanna"'cap. "...so he's gotta go!"
Then Keenie leans to the Imps, "You all are such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now, you're trying to meddle with the lives of humans?!"
"I beg your pardon! It's like you're one to talk." Amara angrily says, and pushes Blitz and the others to the side.
"I get that you are angels and like to look at the bridge side and all that, but not everything lasts as you guys like to put it! And you guys also act like you know everything, when you clearly don't know about how humans think, or how us demons and sinners think! You have no idea what goes on in the human world like my team and I do! And it's clear you have no clue about the guy you're trying to save!" Amara angrily says.
Then Millie comes in and says, "Amara's right! So why don't you shut your trap, you judgmental, cotton candy, tit-havin' BITCH?!"
Keenie and Millie then growl at each other in rage.
"Filthy demon crap!" Keenie angrily shouts and tackles Millie to the ground.
Amara then joins in on the cat fight.
Cletus and Collin shoot golden arrows at Blitz and Moxxie who run away. Moxxie runs down the catwalk and jumps down, swinging from a rope. Millie is able to get Keenie away from Amara. Then swinging on the rope, Moxxie holds a pistol in one hand and aims it at Keenie, who fights with Millie in the air. Millie slaps Keenie in the face several times. Moxxie fires at a rope which releases a bag. The bag separates Keenie and Millie, and Moxxie catches Millie. Moxxie and Millie grab each other's faces with lustful grins. They French-kiss and make out as they swing and spin rapidly above the stage and fire from their weapons. Blitz spots Moxxie's bow-tie and Millie's bra fall from above. The arrows and bullets hit and kill the audience members in the first two rows, but they all miss Lyle.
Seeing it all, Lyle says, "It's all starting to make sense now. Life is worth living because we only get one. We must cherish it. If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it's worth living. Killing myself is not the answer. Plus, I'm still rich! I can just buy all the things! I no longer crave death!"
Lyle stands up and holds dollar bills in his hands in triumph. The audience members clap.
Blitz and Amara run along the metal scaffolding with his flintlock pistol. Amara then fires her gun at Collin, but the little sheep continues to dodge and fires at Amara. They both jump onto another one attached with rope. Blitz and Cletus point their weapons at each other. After a brief stare-down, Blitz throws his weapon into Cletus' face.
"Ah! You fuckers!" Cletus shotus in blind fires his arrow, cutting the rope of the scaffolding.
Soon, Blitz, Amara, Moxxie, and Millie all fall within the metal scaffolding to the floor, bending a board holding the piano, and narrowly missing the pianist. The pianist stops playing, puts down his stool, and uses it to step down from the bent floorboard. The piano is then sent flying through the air. Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, Cletus, Collin, and Keenie stare as the piano keeps falling. Lyle screams and scrambles out of his bed, but the piano suddenly moves to the spot he has just moved to. He is soon crushed by the piano.
Moxxie grins and says, "Well, well. Would'ya look at that? You did our job for us. Heh!"
Collin gasps in horror, "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my God!"
Keenie then slaps Collin, "Get a hold of yourself, Collin! And do not use the Lord's name in vain!"
"This isn't over!" Cletus says, and opens the portal to heaven.
However, when he and the others try to go through the portal, they end up being repealed from it. Blitz and the others quickly see the portal to the office and go through it before they even know what happened. As it turns out, because they unintentionally killed a human who they're trying to save, Cletus, Keenie, and Collin have been exiled from Heaven, and are never able to return.
After the crazy event, the I.M.P are back in the meeting room. Since the little incident with the Cherubs, they could really use some rest. However, Blitz is not very satisfied with the result.
Blitz looks out the window and says, "Welp, the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him, so, we failed. Thanks to those fucking cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now so, it's a shame. All our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner. And now, the two are forever separated. And now, we gotta face the fire of fuckin' up."
Typing on her phone, Amara says, "I wouldn't say that."
"What the hell does that mean?" Blitz asks, turning to the owl girl.
"Remember when Loopty said that they neglect experimenting on the poor like they always do?" Amara questions.
"Yes, so?" Millie says, confused.
"And remember how Loopty said he's counting on Lyle ending up down here?" Amara adds.
"Yes?" Moxxie answers with a nod.
"Yes. I also told the Cherubs that they don't have a clue about Lyle Lipton. It appears that they have no idea that the Technological advancements were performing Illegal experimentation on the poor in the human world which is a sin and a crime in the human world," Amara says.
"If what you're saying is true, then Lyle Lipton must be in Hell," Moxxie says, with realization.
Then turns to Blitz, "Sir, we need to contact the Client."
"Oh, I already sent him a text and, we're in good hands 'cause texts don't make people angry," Blitz says, holding out his phone.
It has Loopty Goopty under 'Lupis' in his contacts. The text from Loopty reads 'U fail, U die.', followed by Blitz replying 'sorry' surrounded by emojis, with 'saxophone emoji' typed a line below.
Suddenly, a metal plank crashes into the office as Moxxie and Amara quickly move out of the way. And Loopty is riding down it.
"Blitz!" Loopty says.
Just then, another metal plank crashes to the wall, only this time Amara grabs Moxxie and Roy and moves them before they are squished.
Coming down is a robotic appearance with a round, spherical body with his head on top and arms on his sides. He wears a light green vest with a dark outline on top and one button on the front, a dark bowler hat with a red stripe, and a pair of light green gloves on his hands. He has mint-green skin with a red triangular patch on his chin, a large bushy light gray mustache, and a pair of red pince-nez goggles with dark red spirals on the lens. With his lower half being a ball and lacking legs, he gets around simply by rolling. His teeth resemble that of piano keys.
"Lyle Lipton, I presume?" Amara asks.
"I don't understand, we thought you went to Heaven?" Millie says, confused.
Lyle scoffs it off, and says, "Heaven? You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by not experimenting on the poor!" And laughs.
Lyle is pleased to hear it, "Oh, you no good heartless son of a bitch!"
Then turns to Blitz and the others, "Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend!"
Then Lyle asks, "The only question now is, what do two old genius robotic inventors do, now that we're in Hell?"
Suddenly, Wally Wackford crashes through the ceiling, making another hole.
Then announces, "Did someone say, I say, inventors?! Name's Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit! I mean employ." and twirls his mustache."
"Everyone, stop fucking up my walls!" Bltitzo shouts in anger.
Then says, "Moxxie and Amara are gonna have to fix all this shit!"
Moxxie and Amara look a bit annoyed.
Then Blitz begins to complain, "Satan's balls! First we deal with Heaven's table-scraps, now this?"
"I guess, you can say, you say, you have a holey operation here, Blitzo!" Wally jokes.
He then slaps his knee and starts laughing. Then doubles down on the floor.
Amara narrows her eyes and mutters, "That wasn't funny."
"Really bad," Roy replies.
Soon, Blitz says, "Get out."
Wally continues to laugh and says, "Oh hoh hoh! I said 'Oh!'
But Blitz angrily says, "No, I'm serious... GET THE FUCK OUT!"
That catches everyone shocked and surprised.
