Episode 31: Exes and Oohs

One day, in the I.M.P office, Moxie is holding his coffee mug, while Loona is texting her phone, Amara is polishing her gun, and Roy is doing some school assignment.

Moxxie looks around a bit and says, "You know, I checked the scale today." He inhales and says, "And it said I lost two pounds this week."

Loona looks at Moxxie, rolls her eyes, and back to her phone, not taking an interest.

Moxxie soon angrily says, "I. Am not. FAT!"

Suddenly, the door is kicked open by Millie who is furious. She stomps around the office mumbling angrily. Passing Loona, as she throws her cup on the table and it lands perfectly on the table. She then hits the button that is labeled 'Nut button,' and summons a cardboard cutout of a human man saying 'Hi I'm a Hooman!.' She then angrily throws a knife and lunges at him and viciously attacks it. Moxxie, Amara, and Roy look disturbed at Millie's actions.

Roy turns to Amara and asks, "What's wrong with Millie?"

"I don't know. She seems extra upset today," Amara says.

"Millie, honey. Everything okay?" Moxxie asks.

Millie hisses back at Moxxie, disturbing Moxxie and the others even more. Finally, Millie has calmed down.

"Yeah. Just... bumped into an ex," Millie says, and rattles her tail

"Oh! Oh…" Moxie replies, understanding what she's talking about.

"Huh. I didn't know you even had an ex," Amara says.

"I always thought you and Moxxie were the only ones," Roy says.

"Unfortunately no," Millie says, as she slides down from the cutout.

She then explains, "He just kept going on about how he has money now, and 'a bright future,' and 'a bigger cock.'"

"Wait, what?" Moxxie says, confused.

Then Millie yells, "Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it, I just need to-" And then punches the filing cabinet in frustration

Shortly after, Blitz enters the room, "What the fuck is all this noise?! I got a client!"

"Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned-" Moxxie says, and picks up a photo to see, "What is this?"

Roy looks at one of the photos and asks, "Hey Moxxie, why are there two Imps dressed as horses kissing."

Moxxie quickly hides it, "Woah! This isn't for children's eyes!"

Then Amara questions Blitz, "And why do you even have this?"

"Uh... research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay, I alphabetized them," Blitz says, and walks back in the office.

He then says, over the phone. Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?"

In what seems like a mansion, with a businessman holding a light cigar, and his chair facing a green fireplace.

"Correct," The client answers, "That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate."

And Blitz says, "Uh, you want us killing someone in hell, 'cause I gotta tell ya, that ain't exactly our business no more."

"I'll tell ya all about it when you get here," the client says, and smokes the cigar, "It's in regards to a business venture I'm sure will be very worth…" through the phone, "your time."

"Ooh, how ominous," Blitz says, and chuckles, "Fine, whatever, what's the address?"

"Transportation has already been taken care of," The client says over the phone.

Soon, Blitz spots something flying past the window, and rushes to the main office where the others are to find a helicopter in front of the main window.

"What the fuck is that?" Blitz asks.

The helicopter shoots a grappling hook under the window, breaks the wall in the process. Loona looks at the event without a single word.

"Satan's ass crack! Enough with the wall shit, we have a door!" Blitz shouts in anger.

With the damaged wall, a gust of wind blows all the photos Blitz has been saving out of the hole.

"My research!" Blitz cries out.

Down below two imp children grab a photo and are visibly disturbed: One begins crying and the other vomits as a result.

Above, the helicopter approaches the broken wall, creating a bridge for them to walk upon.

The pilot steps out and shouts, "I.M.P.? Right this way, please!" And walks away.

Confused Moxxie asks, "Uh, sir? What's going on?" as he, Millie and Amara bring out their weapons, ready to attack.

"Now don't worry, it's just some fancy schmuck from Greed wanting to do business with us," Blitz says and begins to walk on the walkway.

Blitz, Millie, Moxxie, and Amara begin to walk on the walkway. Roy tries to climb on too.

However, Amara says, "Sorry Roy, but I think it's best you stay out of this one."

"Okay," Roy says.

Then Amara calls out to Loona, "Hey Loona, can you take Roy home when you're finished over there?!"

"Sure!" Loona answers

Moxxie looks down and says, "Uh, sir, I don't think this is a good idea."

"It'll be fine. Now get your asses moving," Blitz says, and pushes everyone in the helicopter.

Millie and Amara try to buckle up, but notice the seatbelts are broken.

"Is this thing safe?!" Millie asks.

Don't worry, we are professionals," The pilot says.

Amara whispers to Millie, "Who do I doubt that claim."

Of course, they are not careful as they take flight out a huge chunk of a wall as they fly off.

Later, the helicopter flies out of a hanger in the Greed Ring as they fly over Loo Loo Land, along with other carnages as they fly over the sign that reads. 'Welcome to Nomafia Town; No mafia here! We're Mafia-free!'"

Moxxie lets out a disdained groan, "I hate this place."

"Oh yeah, this is your old stomping ground, isn't it, Mox?" Blitz asks.

"Really? I thought you said you were born in Wrath?" Amara asks,

"Well, I was from one side of the family, but I was raised in Greed, unfortunately," Moxxie says and looks out the window, "I grew up just over there, swore I'd never come back, and-" However, he notices something that has him anxious, "Uh... uh- what- what, where are we going?"

The helicopter starts changing directions, making Moxxie grow more and more anxious.

Moxie then turns to Blitz, "What- Blitz... who did you say this meeting was with?"

"I'm not sure, just some rich somebody or other who wants to do biz at his place," Blitz answers.

The helicopter finally lands, and the hatch opens to reveal the location.

However, Moxie grows heavily worried in realization, "Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!"

The place they arrive is a huge mansion, dark smokes fuming through both the chimneys. Moxxie shivers in fear of the place, but Blit shoves him to move.

Soon enough, the group meets the client as he speaks up, "There he is!"

Soon the client walks out as he says, "There's my boy! Get over here and hug your daddy!"

"Daddy?!" Blitz, Millie, and Amara, ask in shock.

The Imp before them is actually Moxxie's dad. He actually looks a lot like Moxxie, but also has a lot of differences.

Like Moxxie, this Imp has white hair, but a little more sporting messy hair. He also has black and white horns with a similar shape, and yellow sclera. He has a darker shade of crimson and his sideburns are longer and bushier. Around his eyes are white markings with the right being larger than the left. He possesses a crooked and bent tail with white accents near the base and right on top of the fork. Unlike Moxxie, his legs appear to be plantigrade, akin to a regular human, rather than digitigrade. One of his fangs has been replaced with a golden fang. Physically, he stands at an average height for an imp, being slightly taller than Moxxie and closer to height as Blitzo.

His attire consists of a red high-collar shirt that grips his neck, topped by a navy blue suit with light blue accents, thin red stripes, red buttons, and red lining. His pants are a dark blue which also have thin red stripes, and wears a black fedora with red and white band. His shoes are black and red heeled dress shoes, which may be altering his height, assuming his feet are differently shaped than Moxxie's.

"I only let Moxxie call me that…" The client says, "Unless you pay me!" and laughs.

"Guys," Moxxie says, and clears his throat.

He then says, "This is my father, Crimson. Sir, this is my boss, Blitz. My colleague Amara. And my-"

And Millie brings her hand out, "Millie! I'm his wife!" to greet Crimson.

Crimson then accepts her hand, "And what a beautiful wife you are." And kisses her in the hand, "Mox, where have you been hiding this pretty little thang?"

"Oh, I'm sure he would've introduced us... eventually," Millie says.

"Oh, I'm sure," Crimson says.

Then he turns to Blitz for a hand shake, "You gotta be Blitz, with the silent 'o', right? I've heard a lot of good things about you and your work."

"Really? What kind of shit has Moxxie been spreading about me?," Bltiz questions, and angrily turns to Moxxie, "I'll fucking kill you Moxxie, don't you fucking test me!"

"No, no!" Crimson says, "From all over. Looks like you're building a bit of a name for yourself here, kid."

"Really?" Blitz questions, and chuckles, "Well, I guess it's about time folks recognized my talent."

Crimson laughs, "I like your attitude. Well, I hope you're all hungry. We put together a fabulous dinner for you."

Then Crimson and Blitz walk towards the mansion. Amara simply follows.

Millie turns to Moxxie and asks, "Hey baby, why haven't I met your Pa before?"

"Well uh, y'know, i-it's just, never been a-" Moxxie nervously tries to explain, adjusting his bowtie.

But then Crimson calls out, "Hey! You two, move it before it gets cold."

"Look, look, Millie, we can talk about it later," Moxxie says.

Millie then takes Moxxie's hand and brother enters the house with Blitz and the others. Once all of them enter the house, Crimson' smile fades before he snaps his fingers and enters the house, leaving the two shark demons standing in front of the door, closing the door behind them.

Once inside, everyone is seated down as Crimson pours Blitz a drink."

Crimson asks, "So, Blitzo, ya always been a hitman?" and walks to Blitz

"No, no, not always. Yeah," Blitz says and takes the drink from Crimson, "I was in the circus for a long time."

"Show business!" Crimson says and takes a seat, "Good money in that."

Everyone sits in the room in an awkward silence, not sure what to say as Crimson brings out a cigar from the pocket of his jacket.

Moxie breaks the silence to ask, "What are we doing here, sir?

"Moxxie, I raised you better than that," Crimson says, and lights up his cigar, "Ya know there's no business before dinner. Besides, we're still waitin' on one more."

Suddenly the door is knocked open, but the last guest, making an entrance.

As the guest shouts in excitement, "Woo-hoo-hoo, what is up, party people?!"

The last guest appears as a tall, shark demon having gray-toned skin with a yellow underside and gills; his fins also sport a similar pattern, but have dark green accents and white spots on their ends. His sclera are neon blue with white rings, with the right eye having a small scar on it. He also has two scars on his chest and a scar on his upper left arm. He has short, evergreen hair that sticks upwards, with dark horns protruding from his head. He also sports sea green teeth and a long tail where that is missing its skin having jagged ends with light tips. He dons a gray striped shirt that's topped by a navy green jacket with white accents and bone designs on its sleeves. His pants are the same color, which are tied by a belt with a bone buckle; his shoes are dark, having green tips on the front. He also wears a small, gray fedora on his head.

Seeing the Shark Demon, Millie and Moxxie react in shock, "Chaz?!"

And soon look at each other in shock, "Wait... What?!"

"You know him?!" Moxxie asks.

Millie groans as she slaps her forehead, "You remember that 'ex' I was talking about?"

"Wait, this is the guy you were talking about?" Amara asks.

"Yes," Millie says, sounding frustrated.

The shark demon, Chaz walks over and gives the couple a hug, "Looks like I got two big sex reunions today." And says in a singing tone, "How lucky am I?!"

"Did you date him too?!" Millie asks, surprised.

"Ha, yeah. No big deal, but I usually bone half the people in any room I'm in-" Chaz says.

But interrupted when Blitz angrily shouts, "Are you fucking kidding me?! There's someone who's fucked both of you?!"

Moxxie pushes Chaz's arms off of Millie and himself, "It was a long time ago."

"But I still remember it like it was yesterday. You, a fledgling mafioso! Me, the dashing and extremely sexy muscle! It was like," Chaz says, and fondly says, "It was written in the stars."

"Mafioso? As in the Mafia?" Amara, asks, looking rather shocked.

"It's another meaning of calling someone who is a member of a Mafia," Amara says, sounding very surprised.

"Ha! Moxxie in the mafia, that's fucking rich," Blitz says.

However, looking around the room, Blitz notices the items that back up Chaz's story: A photo og Crimson and a well known Mob Boss, many trophies of Hellbeasts hanging on the wall, a framed family painting of Crimson, Moxxie as a child, and Moxxie's mother, posing like a mob family hanging over the fireplace. Everyone hears a knock on the door and looks just in time for Crimson's men to enter carrying a body bag.

"Oh shit, "Blitz says, shocked.

Even Amara is surprised, "Moxxie! I never knew you were the son of a Mafia Boss, but that does explain your knowledge of firearms!"

Millie turns to Moxxie in concern, "You've never told me this before."

"I don't like to talk about this part of my life. But," Moxie says, then explains in a dramatic tone, "I first saw Chaz at my induction… in the family. Our eyes met from across the room. And there was just something about him... something that was... magnetic!"

Flashback:

The day Moxxie has been inducted into the family and welcomed into the business, Moxxie looks around and stops to see Chaz among the crowd, grinning and applauding. Moxxie blushes at the attention Chaz is given him. During a mob turf way, Moxxie throws a tommy gun and pulls out a grenade, but it slips out of his hand. Moxxie runs to grab it and catches the moment Chaz grabs it, and their hands touch. They both share a smile before Moxxie picks up the grenade, pulls the pin and throws it away. Chaz and Moxxie stare fondly at each other as the grenade explodes in the distance, the smoke forming the shape of a heart. The scene switches over to Moxxie greeting Chaz at the door. Chaz is holding signs that he lets fall from his hands. The signs say "TELL YOUR DAD IT'S A SALESMAN" "I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU" and "MOKSIE, WILL YOU BONE WITH ME?" Moxxie blushes fondly and lets Chaz in. Another scene has Moxxie polishing a rifle when Chaz comes up from behind and assists. Moxxie grows aroused by the interaction. In another scene Moxxie poses nude, except for a necklace and his socks, on the couch while Chaz paints him.

Flashback Ends:

"It's been 84 years…" Moxxie adds in a dramatic tone.

Confused, Blitz asks, "Isn't that from that "boat" movie?"

"Did any of that stuff actually happen?" Millie questions.

"Oh yeah!" Chaz says as he licks his lips, "But he skipped over the…"

But Moxxie interrupts with a frown, "I skipped it on purpose because we have a teenager present."

Moxxie continues, "Anyway. Things changed when we went on a heist together."

Flashback:

In the heist, Moxxie, carrying the money, is running with Chaz to the exit as the security gate begins to drop. Moxxie throws the money out of the bank and catches the gate with his shoulders to give Chaz time to slide under. Moxxie tries to escape but his leg and tail are caught under the gate when it drops to the floor. After struggling to get out he turns to Chaz for help. Chaz suddenly hears the police sirens and grabs the money, giving Moxxie a final look before running off, leaving Moxxie devastated. Moxxie is thrown inside a jail cell. He sadly climbs into the bottom bunk of the bed.

"So what're you in for?" The cellmate asks.

Moxxie quietly pulls his tail closer to him. Lying on the top bunk, the cellmate reveals to be Blitz.

"Okay, not much of a talker, are you?" Blitz replies.

Flashback:

"Hold on a minute?!" Amara says. "You actually ended up in prison in the Greed Ring, Blitz?"

"Well that's one of the many stories you don't know about me, but that's another story," Blitz says.

Flashback Continues:

Blitz hops off his bunk to shake Moxxie's hand, "I'm Blitzo, the "o" is silent. I'm sure we're gonna get along just fine. So, what's your deal? What'd you do? Who'd you diddle? You look like someone who's good with a gun. You look like someone who could shoot up an office"

Moxxie attempts to speak but Blitz continues, "And I hope you are 'cuz I got a plan to get us out of this dump but I'm gonna need some help, you think you can give me a hand? I need to get out to my daughter. The babysitter will kill me if I don't get back soon…"

Moxxie tearfully smiles as Blitz continues talking about his escape plan.

Flashback Ends:

"Once I got out, I never looked back," Moxxie says

Blitz and Amara sit worryingly as Millie growls and glares viciously towards nervous looking Chaz. Crimson frowns in his chair.

"Well, heh, like you said, it was a long time ago," Chaz nervously says, letting out chuckles and pulling the collar of his shirt.

But soon notices the fury in Millie's eyes.

Foaming at the mouth and down right furious, Millie screams, "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

Millie brings out her knife and leaps onto the chair to attack Chaz. Chaz dodges as Millie's knife pierces through the fabric of the couch.

Chaz quickly hides behind Crimson's chair in a panic, "Whoa, the fuck! Crazy bitch."

Millie tries to lunge at Chaz again, but is intercepted by Moxxie, Amara, and Blitz.

Crimson stands between them as well, "Hey, hey hey, hey hey! Hey, hey hold it!" Trying to stop Millie.

Millie angrily says to Chaz, "You're gonna die, bitch!"

Soon, the maid comes in and says in a french accent, "Dinner is served."

Soon, everyone is seated in the dining room. Millie viciously cuts through her food but the room is completely silent after the earlier event.

"Well, this is aggressively uncomfortable," Blitz says.

Amara leans to Blitz, "I have to agree. Millie looks like she's ready to kill Chaz at any moment."

Just then Crimson says, "I suppose you wanna know why you're here."

"Yeah, so what gives?" Blitz questions, "You know we kill people on Earth, right? We don't normally do contracts for locals so, if you wanna do business with us, you gotta-"

But Crimsons says, "I don't wanna do business with I.M.P, I wanna do business with Moxxie.

Moxxie stops cutting his food in shock, "ME?!"

"Yeah, kid," Crimson says, "I only summoned I.M.P to be sure you'd show. Because, well, we're bringin' Chaz into the family."

Chaz smirks while raising his eyebrows.

"What? Since when can just anyone join the family?" Moxxie questions.

"Come on, Mox. You had responsibilities here that," Crimson says as his tone becomes bitter, "I had to pick up once you left. Now Chaz is going to lighten the load."

But Moxxie points out, "Wait, thought you always hated his guts."

Chaz looks confused as Crimson says, "Well, I don't that I exactly 'hated' him."

But Moxxie says, "You called him a 'friendless horse-fucker' and said we lived a 'sissy lifestyle'."

"Yeah, well I was wrong. You've been gone a long time, Mox. A man can change. And so has Chaz," Crimson says.

"Yeah. I've grown, matured and, recently, came into millions!" Chaz says and shifts eyes, "But, y'know, mostly the 'mature' thing."

Blitz rolls his eyes, "Ohh okay, okay. So the 'friendless horse-fucker' over here gets a little moolah and suddenly, it's worth wasting our time over?"

"Well, I'm the whole 'package' if you know what I mean," Chaz says, leaving I.M.P speechless, "I got a big dick."

"That is just gross," Amara mutters and places her hand on her face.

Annoyed, Millie asks, "But what does any of this hafta do with Moxxie?"

Crimson sets down utensils, "There's gonna be a ceremony tomorrow. Moxxie here is going to officially release his holdings in the organization. Then you can get back to," and adds bitterly, "Ignoring your family to your heart's content."

Millie stands up in anger, "Maybe he wouldn't "ignore his family" if they didn't force him to rub elbows with a no-good, shark-toothed FUCK FACE!"

Chaz grins at Milie, but she points a knife at his neck, threateningly.

But Crimson says, "Ey, look, everybody relax. I know tensions have been high tonight. Say, why don't you stay here and get some rest. We'll have the ceremony tomorrow and then you will be free to leave. I have your rooms all prepared."

Millie is about to object, but Moxxie says, "Yes sir."

"Mox?" Millie replies, confused.

The I.M.P group and Chaz begin to take their leave.

But Crimson says, "A moment, Moxxie."

Moxxie turns to Millie, "Just give me a minute, Millie. I'll be there."

Millie looks worried as Moxxie steps back inside the dining room. Chaz tries to lean into Millie, but jumps back when Millie growls and tries to bite him. One of the shark demons closes the door, leaving Moxxie and Crimson alone.

Soon, Crimson questions in a bitter tone, "So you think you're too good for this family now?"

"What?" Moxxie questions.

"C'mere," Crimson sternly says.

Moxxie approaches Crimson, "I-I don't understand."

Crimson then stands up and backhands Moxxie in the face, knocking him down.

Crimson says in anger, "You think you'll just walk away from this family and never come back? You're dead wrong, Mox!" Then he grabs Moxxie, "As a matter of fact, the only thing you're right about is that obnoxious piss-stain can't get made. Not unless he marries in!"

"'Marries?' But, but who would marry—?" Moxxie asks.

"Who do you think?" Crimson says as he lets go of Moxxie and sits back down, "This family needs that money and it's about time your pathetic ass was useful for something!"

"Sir, I'm already married. I-I can't-" Moxxie tries to explain.

But Crimson isn't hearing it, "You think I give a shit about your stupid beard? C'mon Mox, I even went through the trouble of makin' the house more to your kind's liking."

He then presses a button on the table bouncing dildos appear from the dining chairs, the walls, vases, and even behind a potted plant in the corner. A party ball hanging from the ceiling opens, pouring out confetti, revealing a banner that says 'CONGRATULATIONS GAY' and a trumpet fanfare.

Moxxie is completely dumbfounded and irritated, "Wait What? What do you think I'm into?"

"What? This is the kind of shit gays like, right?" Crimson questions.

Then Moxxie points out, "First of all, Dad: I'm bisexual."

"Yeah. Gay," Crimson says.

"Oh, for fuck sake! Secondly" Moxxie says, frustrated as he holds his hand out to block a dildo from hitting his face, "I don't know a single person of any sexuality who would enjoy this." And swats it away in anger.

But soon hears Blitz's voice from the other room, "Ha! There're dicks on the walls!" Moxxie frowns to hear it, "Oh, that is hilarious!"

To Moxxie, 'Of course Blitz would enjoy that.'

And suddenly hears Amara's "Are you for real, Blitz?!"

"What? You gotta admit, this is very hilarious!" Blitz says.

Amara screams, "How could Moxxie's father possibly think that is proper and appropriate to display?!"

"Oh lighten up Amara, just because you're straight and accept other people with different sexuality doesn't mean you can't have fun and enjoy this stuff when you get older. If you learn to loosen up once in a while you can be as fun as me," Blitz says.

Moxxie sighs and counts, "Three… Two…. One…" and continues to frown.

Then hears the sound of punching sounds and Blitz cries out and a thud on the floor.

"In your dreams, bossman!" Amara says.

Followed by the slam from the door.

Crimson then grabs Moxxie by the face, "Look at me, kid. One way or another, you're going to do what I fucking say. Don't cross me."

Moxxie soon begins to reflect on his childhood.

Flashback:

A child Moxxie was struggling to cut his steak at the dinner table. His mother gently takes the plate and cuts the steak for him. She smiles sweetly at Moxxie and he smiles back at her. Crimson glares at Moxxie. Moxxie takes the plate and begins eating his dinner. Crimson tries to rub his leg against his wife's. She quickly pulls her leg away from Crimson. Crimson stomps his leg in frustration.

Another memory shows Moxxie shooting three bullseyes in the shooting range. His mother ruffles his head proudly. Suddenly a goon grabs Moxxie and rushes him away from his mother and toward another shooting range. Two goons prep a live target as Crimson hands Moxxie a gun and points to it. Moxxie slowly takes aim but his mother takes the gun out of his hands and pushes it into Crimson's hands before grabbing her son and walking away. Crimson glares at the disrespect.

Moxxie now hides underneath the bed as his parents argue. A slap is heard and his mother walks out of the room. Later, only Crimson and Moxxie are at the dinner table. Moxxie struggles to cut his steak and then looks at his father. Crimson glares at Moxxie, who then goes back to trying to cut his food. Crimson takes a drag from his cigar and blows the smoke in Moxxie's face.

Later on, Crimson and Moxxie take a boat ride on the lake with a passenger. Crimson places a cinder block that the passenger's tail is tied to on the side of the boat over the edge and gestures for Moxxie to push it. Moxxie looks at the cinderblock, then the pleading passenger, and backs away only for Crimson to push him back into the cinderblock. Teary-eyed, Moxxie takes one last look at the passenger while pushing the cinderblock overboard, sending the victim into the lake with it. Moxxie watches as the air bubbles fade. Crimson preps another body over the side of the boat.

Crimson: [flashback] Let this be a lesson, Moxxie.

Crimson gestures to the lake, filled with hats, bags, shoes, and light articles that belonged to previous victims thrown into the water.

Crimson: [flashback] This is what happens when you cross me.

A high heel that resembles the ones Moxxie's mother wore floats to the surface.

Flashback Ends:

"Now get to bed Moxxie. You have a big day tomorrow," Crimson says, and lets Moxxie go.

Fearfully, Moxxie says, "Yes, sir."

"Oh, and Mox, you ever talk back to me again," Crimson says as Moxxie walks back up to the door, "You and that pretty little thang you brought here are goin' home in boxes. Capeesh?"

"Yes, sir," Moxxie reluctantly replies, and quickly finds the knob, and steps out, leaving Crimson alone in the dining room.

Moxxie walks up the stairs, shaking on what has happened. He soon sees Millie standing at her bedroom door. The shark mafia gestures for Moxxie to go to a different room.

Millie questions, "Wait, how come we aren't in?"

"Crimson wants you all to stay in separate rooms," The mafia member says.

"But why?" Millie asks, concerned. Then turns to Moxxie, "Moxxie?" and grabs Moxxie's hand.

"It's just one night Millie, it's ok," Moxxie says.

Millie asks in concern, "Mox are you ok?"

"I'm fine please don't worry sweetie," Moxxie reassures.

But Millie says, "You know you can tell me anything. Right?"

"Yes. everything's fine," Moxxie says.

"We're partners Mox," Millie says.

Then Moxxie says, "It's just my dad, it's ok really," and kisses Millie's hand, "It'll be over tomorrow."

"Ok, I love you," Millie says, and kisses Moxxie on the lips before leaving for her room.

And Moxxie says, "I love you too. Goodnight."

Moxxie opens the door to his room and turns on the lights to his room. To his shock, he sees many pictures of Chaz on the walls.

"What the?" Moxxie says in shock and face palms, "Fucking why?" and snarls in anger.

He then walks into the bathroom and washes his face with cold water. He glumly leaves the bathroom and goes turn off the lights. But when he hits the switch, Chaz pops up on a heart-shaped bed.

Then the shark demon says, "Like what I've done with the place?

"Uh," Moxxie replies frustrated, "Just get out of here!"

"Come on Mox," Chaz and pulls a switch lights up the words, 'C*Zone,' "We used to have so much fun here. Remember?" and puts his arm around Moxxxie.

Moxxie then pushes Chaz off, "I'm married Chaz, and even if I weren't I would never."

"Never what? Let me take you to c*town again?" Chaz questions.

"You are so gross! Just leave me alone!"

"I know what you want most Moxxie Poxxie" Chaz says, and spins Moxxie around.

He then moves back as Moxxie is able to stop spinning enough to glare at him.

"How about a sexually charged musical number HEY! You always loved those." Then Chaz presses a button.

And the next thing Moxxie knows, a disco ball appears from the ceiling and Chaz begins singing with a microphone as he walks around Moxxie and on the bed.

Chaz:

Wow

Wo-oa-oh. Yeah. Yeah.

It's Chaz time

Moxxie however is not influenced at the slightest.

Chaz:

Moxxie I see you looking at me looking at you wondering when I'm going to crack you open like a walnut and the answer is soon (walnut)

Then Chaz blows smoke from his vape into Moxxie's face

Chaz:

Now I'm feeling how you're feeling and I'm feeling that you want to feel my feelings on a sax-a-phone

Now let me get a little something off my chest while I blow off a hot and emotional load

Then Chaz throws his hat at Moxxie's face.

Chaz:

Moxxie, feeling foxy, Want to give me a good taste of your boxxy? I've got two tickets to pleasure land oh baby!

Chaz:

I'm now here to have your way hey yeah, yeah, with my sexual bod-ay-ay yeah, yeah!

Moxxie soon growls in pure anger before Chaz throws his trousers in Moxxie's face.

Chaz:

So long, yeah!

Chaz then steps out of the room for Moxxie to slam the door on him. Moxxie then couches down on the floor behind the door and starts heavily sobbing about his forced marriage to Chaz.

In Millie's room, the Wrath Imp is anxiously pacing around the floor, but soon hears a knock on the door.

Millie says in relief, "Moxxie?"

She soon opens the door to see Chaz, much to her anger, "What do you want?"

Chaz then steps in and starts to sing his musical number to Millie. However, Milliw growls on him as she pushes him out of the room, holding him by the collar with her knife to his throat.

"Damnit, this usually works," Chaz says before Millie drops Chaz to the floor and angrily closes the door on him.

In Amara's room, Amara is talking to Octavia, "Yeah. So I'm going to have to stay for the night for some important business. Glad to hear Loona got Roy home alright."

"It's no trouble. Roy is doing fine, so you don't have anything to worry about," Octavia says, over the phone.

"Okay. I'll see you all tomorrow. Goodnight," Amara says, and hangs up the phone.

Suddenly, Amara hears the knock on the door.

"Who could that be?" Amara questions.

Amara walks to the door and opens it to see Chaz at the door.

"Hey there little birdie," Chaz says.

"What do you want?" Amara questions.

"Oh nothing, I just want to know you're willing to lay on me if you catch my drift," Chaz says.

"What?" Amara questions with a frown.

"You know," Chaz says, and wraps his arms around Amara's waist, "Having a little fun, with Chaz. I'm sure you'll have a grand time." And before Amara can speak, she feels Chaz having his hand on the end of her tail feathers, sending shivers down her spine.

Amara is so angry that she uses her robotic hand to grab Chaz by the throw and pushes him out of the room and into the wall. Amara then walks to Chaz and then has a knife next to his throat.

"Listen to you sleeze ball! You better not try to seduce me or touch my tail feathers again, or else, I'll be in the mood for Shark Sushi and I'm looking at you to be the fish meat! Understand?" Amara angrily says as she growls and has the knife pressed close to Chaz's throat.

Chaz nervously gulps and says, "Understand."

Then Amara lets Chaz go as he falls to the floor. Then walks to her room to slam the door and lock it. In their separate rooms, Millie and Moxxie try their best not to laugh at how Chaz ends up getting owned by Amara and being threatened to be turned into fish meat.

He then turns Blitz to one of the rooms and instantly knocks on it. Blitz is the one who answers the door.

"Hey there, good looking," Chaz says.

"Oh I was wondering how long it would take you to make a pass," Blitz says.

Chaz becomes interested, "Oh does that mean you're down to clown?"

"Ew. what the," Blitz says in disgust, "Do you think I would violate my friend's trust by sleeping with their ex, especially one who fucked them over the way you did?"

Chaz persuades Blitz, "I'll show you all of the things they liked in the sack.

"Deal!" Blitz says and pulls Chaz in and slams the door.

In Moxxie's room, he is lying on the side of his bed, awake, his eyes wide open. He can't sleep, even when trying to press the pillow against him as he turns to his stomach. He then pulls out his phone and goes to his social media. There he sees pictures of himself and Millie. Mainly around two to three years prior. Moxxie and Millie in bed; Moxxie and Millie at the theater holding up Phantom of the Opera programs, Moxxie has tears in his eyes indicating how much he loved the performance and Moxxie and Millie at their wedding, kissing. Seeing the photos Moxxie starts to cry again, knowing that he's going to lose everything he has, and Millie because of the marriage he is forced to be in. Soon, Moxzie lets out a low and bitter growl as his eyes turn red in anger. He decides that enough is enough, and plans to stand up to his father.

In Blitz room, Chaz is fast asleep while Blitz is wide away. Knowing Chaz is asleep, Blitz quietly tiptoes out of bed.

He then picks uo Chaz's jacket and puts it on, "Ok, fucker, nobody who's that bad in bed can score two hotties that easily, I know you gotta be hiding something."

Blitz then checks Chaz's clothes. He checks the pants picket and opens it to see a tag on it. It reads 'MAMMON SUIT RENTAL' with Mammom's face. Soon he's able to find his keys in the back pocket of Chaz's pants. After that, Blitz walks outside and presses the car key button to find Chaz's car. Blitz opens the door and begins searching through the car and opens the dashboard to find some paper. He looks to see that it's an Eviction Notice along with Bills and Debt papers. Which means, Chaz is lying about him being rich. Blitz then looks in the trunk to find anything else and soon comes across a to-do list. The list reads, 'Chaz's Master Plan: 1. Rent suit. 2. Convince Crim im Rich. 3 Marry Moxxie to get into family. 4. ?. 5. Profit $$$.'

"Oh fuck that! No one fucks with M&M's marriage but me!" Blitz says.

Suddenly, Blitz is injected into the neck. He groans and falls unconscious into the trunk for Chaz to shut Blitz in.

"Sorry, babe, you're not the only junk in my trunk!" Chaz says.

But soon realizes, "Damnit, that was not a good one!"

The next day in the dining room, the shark fills Crim's mug with coffee. Chaz goes to sit down with another filled mug of coffee, but Crimson signals him to sit at the other side of the table. Soon, Moxxie, Millie, and Amara walk in.

"Hey hey the man of the hour you ready to get started?" Crimson says.

Millie looks around, "Wait, where's Blitz?"

"I think I saw him head outside. He said something about," Trying to mimic Blitz's voice, "Needing some fresh air." Which fails before talking normally, "Or something."

"Why don't you grab them so we can get moving?" Crimson says.

"Be right back baby," Millie says and kisses Moxxie on his cheek.

Then turns to Amara, "You wanna come, Amara?"

"Sure," Amara answers.

Then the girls head outside together as Moxxie walks over.

Noticing the expression on Moxxie's face, Crimson asks, "What ya looking so glum for kid, it's your wedding day, the best day of ya life."

Moxxie sits at his seat and says, "I'm not doing it."

"What was that?" Crimson questions, "I couldn't make it out over the sound of you being a whiny bitch."

Moxxie slams the table with both his hands and it's clear he has had it, "I said I'm not doing it, sir. I've spent my whole life being afraid of you, but I'm not letting you take the one good thing I've ever had so you can keep your fragile sense of control over everything. Millie is a good woman, a better woman than I deserve, and there's nothing that scares me more than hurting her. Not even you. I'm leaving, Dad! And if you or Herpes the Clown over here—"

"Hey!" Chaz says, feeling offended.

"Try to stop me, you'll learn firsthand just how good I've gotten at my job," Moxxie says, staring face-to-face with his father now.

Just then, one of the goons comes from behind him and tasers him in the neck. Moxxie groans and falls forward unconscious, hitting his head on the table and falls to the floor.

Crimson says to his men, "Now take care of the others."

At the car park outside of Crimson's mansion, Millie and Amara are looking for Blitz.

"Where is Blitz?" Amara questions.

"He has to be here somewhere," Millie says.

Suddenly, the two hear banging coming from Chaz's trunk. Millie uses ehr knife to open the trunk to see the dazed Blitz inside.

Still a bit out of it, Blitz says, "Oh, Millie, Amara, you found me. Who's your friend?

"Friend?" The girls question.

The girls sense the two goons attempting to grab them, but Millie stabs one with the knife, while Amara grabs Blitz out of the trunk as she pushes the other goon at the trunk and beheads him by using the trunk door.

Meanwhile, at the back garden, a makeshift wedding is set up. Crimson has Moxxie in a wedding dress with his hands bound behind his back with rope and his mouth gagged with duct tape. Chaz is standing in a suit with a priest standing between the,

"Is everyone here?" The priest asks.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry about it, let's get this thing rolling, ey?" Crimson answers.

Moxxie struggles, "Mmmph!"

"Awww, you told me all the chairs would be filled!" Chaz says, sounding disappointed.

Crimson sighs and presses a button which causes multiple dildos with smiley faces to pop out of all of the empty seats.

"Satisfied?" Crimson questions with a frown.

Chaz smiles, "Oh, fuck yes."

Back at the car park, Amara places Blitz down and he's still out of it.

"What's going on?" Millie asks.

"Blitz what happened?" Amara asks.

"That seductive dick-hole is trying to marry Moxxie, and he's not even rich!" Blitz says.

In a panic, Millie rushes off, "Moxxie!"

Millie runs to the front door, but suddenly, metal shutters block off all the doors and exit the house, including the front gate to the estate.

Back at the wedding, the ceremony continues.

The priest announces, "Do you, Chazwick Thurman, take Moxxie Knowlastname to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

Moxxie muffles behind the gag, "No! No! No! Let me go! Please let me go!"

"Oh, yeah," Chaz says.

The priest continues, "And do you, Moxxie, whatever, take Chazwick Thurman to be your lawfully wedded?"

Still muffling, Moxxie tries to cry out, "Millie! Millie!" and tries to pull away and make his escape.

But Crimson pulls him back and forces Moxxie to face the priest and forcibly nods his head, "Look at that! He's just so fucking happy to be here!"

Back outside, Millie and Amara rush back to where Blitz is.

"It's no good. Everything is locked down," Amara says.

Millie asks, still in a panic, "How are we gonna get in?"

Blitz feels around the jacket until he finds Chaz's keys. He then opens the door and climbs in the driver seat. Millie then goes into the passenger seat and Amara goes into the back. At the time, Blitz puts the key in the ignition slot, turns on the radio playing the Loo Loo Land theme song. Blitz then changes the radio station to 'Wrath #1 'F*ck You UP' Hits

"Buckle up, Ladies... we're doing a Shrek!" Blitz says with an evil grin on his face.

"A what?" Amara questions.

Then Blitz drives the car back. And soon, Blitz crashes the car through the wall to the wedding scene before Moxxie's forced marriage is official.

Blitz steps out, still dazed, "I object!"

Blitz falls over and Amara climbs out of the car.

Millie does the same only she jumps over the car and slides down towards the wedding as she says, "You want my husband, you're going to have to fucking kill me!" with her eyes glowing yellow and determination.

Crimson groans and snaps his fingers, ordering his goons to kill Millie. The goons all stand up to face her and Millie lunges toward them. She begins slaughtering the goons with ease, tearing out the skull, jaw, and spinal column of different goons, and spits out the still-beating heart of another. Millie then begins fighting off four other goons with her knife.

Crimson angrily shouts, "What the FUCK? She's a dame!"

He soon spots a goon hanging from the altar in a noose made from another's intestines and throws him towards Millie, "She's a BROAD! Kill her!"

Seeing the goon Crimson just throws at Millie gets chopped into bits of sushi before another goon thrown by her lands on top of him. Millie continues with her rampage and impales several goons on the dildos.

"You frigging goons! What the fuck is the matter with you? Why do I pay you!? Get her! You stupid idiots!" Crimson shouts.

Millie continues as she kicks a dildo into a goon's gun, blocking the barrel and causing it to explode. After impaling another goon, she gets knocked with a chair and goes flying into the cracked windshield of Chaz's car. Blitzo yells and takes a poor swing at hitting the goon before Millie recovers and beats a goon with a gas can as Amara uses her magical feathers to pierce some of the goons. Millie then uses Blitzo as a saber, slicing an incoming goon apart with the latter's horns and takes the goon's pistol, and detonates the goon holding the gas can. The priest closes the book and quickly leaves, flipping off everyone still alive. One of the few surviving goons gets elbow dropped in the skull by Millie, killing the goon who was placed inside the former's jaws. Then Millie ties the goon up behind Chaz's car and gets dragged throughout the venue before Millie brings the car to a halt, crushing the goon's skull. As Millie leaves the car and angrily approaches the altar, a goon tries to suckerpunch her, but Millie knocks him out. She grabs Moxxie and hoists him over her shoulder and Crimson begrudgingly allows her to take him.

"Hey! What about my—?!" Chaz calls out before Millie shoves a dildo down his throat.

"This ass is MINE!" Millie says, making it very clear as she slaps Moxxie's rear, causing him to blush.

Then Blitz calls out, "By the way, y'all should probably know, Chaz isn't even rich, okay?" and continues as Amara picks up Blitz and follows Millie, "Check his car, he just played you like a fucking rube. Later, losers!" And Blitz quickly sticks his two middle fingers at Crimson.

I.M.P hop over the destroyed fence and take the waiting helicopter while throwing Chaz's keys on the ground. The helicopter flies away with a banner saying 'WE'RE Married BITCH' over the original words "Just Got Married" using blood and extra fabric. Crimson slowly turns to Chaz as the shark demon pulls the dildo out of his mouth.

Noticing Crimson glaring at him, Chaz nervously chuckles, "Ehh heh heh heh."

Sometime later, the I.M.P arrived back at HQ with the helicopter. Loona is still sitting in her chair, quickly glances and gives her an angry shrug. The group soon disembark the helicopter and it quickly crashes.

Moxxie hugs Millie and says, "Millie, thank you for saving me. You're amazing."

"Next time, just tell me if your dad is a psychopath - I can handle it," Millie says.

"Well, I'm glad everything ended up okay. Good to know we both have daddy issues, Mox," Blitz says and ruffles Moxxie's head.

Then says, "Also, I got to plow your ex-boyfriend; isn't that great? Now we ALL fucked the same guy." And pull Moxxie and Millie into a tight hug.

"Yeah. I'm not so sure about that," Amara says, looking dumbfounded.

Then turns to Millie, "Still, what you did was awesome back there. You really don't take any prisoners don't you?"

"Gotta do what I can to protect my man," Millie says.

Then Amara turns to Moxxie, "So what do you think is going to happen to Chaz now that Blitz ratted him out to you dad."

"All I'm going to say is that my dad is going to make sure Chaz is on the hook when he's done with him," Moxxi says.

Back at Crimson's house, Crimson goes into the dining room where his trophy wall is located and places the torn-out jaw of Chaz, implying that he ordered the latter's death for lying to him. Crimson then growls and throws a dagger at his family portrait, the knife landing squarely on Moxxie's forehead.