" 'Deceitful. Wench. Harlot. Traitor. Snake. Niffler.' These are only a few of the nicknames that have been following the once great 'Brightest Witch of her Age' as of late. It's been eight long months since Mr. Ronald Weasley, of the Golden Trio, informed us here at The Daily Prophet of his soon-to-be-ex-wife's extramarital affairs with non-other than Mr. Draco Malfoy, former Death Eater. We here at The Daily Prophet have made many attempts at gathering any form of response from Mr. Draco Malfoy and Ms. Hermione Granger Weasley, though we are certain that the Weasley part of her name will surely be stripped. We have not seen the witch nor wizard since the news broke, many have speculated that Mr. Draco Malfoy has moved the pair and their respective young children, Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley, out of Malfoy Manor and into one of the many vacation homes that the Malfoy's own.
We have also recently made yet another attempt to contact Mr. Ronald Weasley's extensive family for any comments. His mother, Mrs. Molly Weasley, had this to say when we visited the family home, 'GET OF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I HEX YOU'. The former best friend of the once great Ms. Hermione Granger Weasley, Ms. Ginevra Weasley, also refused to give a statement once again when we visited her during the Holy Head Harpies training session. Their beater, however, did send a not so stray bludger in our direction. When we made another attempt in gathering a statement from the Chosen One Mr. Harry Potter, he had his aurors send us away rather hasty.
We here at The Daily Prophet will continue to keep you informed and deliver full and truthful coverage of this developing story."
