You've got an Abnormal in me
Chapter 1
Once there was a group of toys that were at a boy's house and it was a boy named Andy who loved his toys and was now playing with them
Alright, everyone! This is a stick-up! Don't anybody move! One-eyed Bart said
The toys were just standing there as they saw One-Eyed Bart
Now empty that safe! One-Eyed Bart said
The boy grabbed a piggy bank and emptied all of the money out
(Chuckles) Money, money, money! One-Eyed Bart said
The boy makes some kissing sounds while holding the toy he had
Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato! Spider-Man said
Quiet, Spider-Man! Or your spider bots get run over! One-Eyed Bart said
The spider bots are on a toy car track Andy has set up in his room
Help! Ahh! Help us! the spider bots said
Oh, no! Not my spider bots! Somebody do something! Spider-Man said
Then the boy picks up a student council president doll named Medaka and pulls a pull string in its back
Reach for the sky. Medaka's voice box said
Oh, no! Princess Medaka! One-Eyed Bart said
I'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart! Medaka said
The boy pulls out the toy's right eye
D'oh! How'd you know it was me? One-Eyed Bart said
Are you gonna come quietly? Medaka said
You can't touch me, Princess! I've brought my attack dog. One-Eyed Bart said
The boy puts another toy in front of the other toys
With a built-in forcefield! One-Eyed Bart said
Well, i brought my dinosaur who eats forcefield dogs! Medaka said
He puts another toy down making sound effects first as the toy then as the other toy whom he drags away
Arr rawr rawr! Yipe, yipe-yipe-yipe! the boy making sounds said
You're goin' to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots. Medaka said
Andy places the toy in his sister Molly's crib she laughs and picks up the toy and drools on him his ear and arm fall near Woody on the floor
You saved the day again, Woody. the boy said
The boy pulls Medaka's pull string
You're my favorite friend. Medaka said
(You've got a friend in me.)
(You've got a friend in me.)
Come on, let's round up the cattle. the boy said
The boy turns two boxes with cows drawn on them and uses a skipping rope as a lasso
(When the road looks rough ahead.)
(And you're miles and miles.)
(From your nice warm bed.)
Round 'em up, Princess. the boy said
The boy puts Medaka on an RC and steers them into a box
(You just remember what your old pal said.)
(Boy you've got a friend in me.)
Yee-haw! the boy said
(Yeah you've got a friend in me.)
Hey, princess. the boy said
(Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than i am.)
(Bigger and stronger too.)
Come on, Woody! the boy said
The boy places Medaka on the banister and she slides down it into his arms
(Maybe.)
(But none of them will ever love you.)
(The way I do.)
(It's me and you boy.)
(And as the years go by...)
The boy and Medaka then spin on a chair
Whoa! the boy said
(Our friendship will never die.)
(You're gonna see it's our destiny.)
(You've got a friend in me.)
The boy sets Medaka on a recliner and pulls the handle to launch her
Alright! the boy said
(Yeah you've got a friend in me.)
Score! the boy said
(You've got a friend in me.)
The boy then walks over to his mom
Wow! Cool! the boy said
What do you think? the mom said
Oh, this looks great, Mom! the boy said
(Laughs) okay, birthday boy. the mom said
We saw it at the store, i asked you for it! the boy said
The boy was very excited about his special gift
One, two- Four. Yeah, i think that's gonna be enough. the mom said
Can we leave this up until we move? the boy said
Well, sure. We can leave it up. the mom said
Yeah! the boy said
Now go get Molly. Your friends are gonna be here any minute. the mom said
Okay. It's party time, Medaka. the boy said
Yee-haw! the boy said
The boy takes Medaka and goes upstairs to his room as his baby sister is playing with the potato head
(Squealing) the baby sister squealed
The baby sister was playing with the potato head toy until the boy approached her
Howdy little lady. the boy said
The boy ran off while the baby sister continued to play with the potato head toy
Here you go Medaka. the boy said
The boy pulls Medaka's pull string and puts her on his bed
It appears somebody has poisoned the waterhole. Medaka's voice box said
The boy then picked his baby sister out of her crib and realized that she was very heavy
Come on, Molly. Oh, you're gettin' heavy. the boy said
(Squealing) the baby sister squealed
See ya later, Medaka. the boy said
The boy takes his baby sister and leaves his room while Medaka suddenly comes to life
(Medaka Kurokami from Medaka Box)
Pull my string, the birthday party's today? Medaka said
Medaka was surprised by this and then called out all of her friends
Okay, everybody. The coast is clear. Medaka said
Woody watches as various other toys in the room come to life including Bart who is putting his ear and arm back
(Bart Simpson from The Simpsons)
Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool. Bart said
The toys bustle about whilst they walk and talk Gene the piggy bank is putting his coins back into his slot Bart comes with his parts all mixed up
Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso! Bart said
(Gene Belcher from Bob's Burgers)
I don't get it. Gene said
Gene then walks off for something
You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck? Bart said
Bart also walks off, leaving the hockey puck with arms and legs confused
You know what i mean. Bart said
The toys were all walking around while Medaka with a green army soldier
Hey, Sarge, have you seen Foghorn? Medaka said
Ma'am! No, Ma'am! the green serge said
OK. Hey, thank you. At ease. Medaka said
Medaka jumps down from the bed and looks around
Hey, uh, Foghorn? Medaka said
A rooster appears pushing a checkerboard from under the bed
(Foghorn Leghorn from Looney Tunes)
Right here, Medaka. I'm red this time. Foghorn said
No. Foghorn... Medaka said
Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want. Foghorn said
N-Not now, Foghorn. I got some bad news. Medaka said
Bad news?! Foghorn said
Medaka covers Foghorn's mouth after he yelled
Shhh! Medaka said
The toys stop and look at Medaka and Foghorn
Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy. Medaka said
Got it. Foghorn said
Be happy. Medaka said
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Foghorn said as he pretended to laugh
Staff meeting, everyone! Snake, Robot, podium duty. Medaka said
The snake toy hides under the bed
Hey! the robot toy said
The robot toy grabs the snake toy and takes it with him
Let's go people. Medaka said
An Etch-a-Sketch walks past Medaka who stops in a Western battle way
Hey, Etch? Medaka said
The Etch-a-sketch stops and realizes what is about to happen
Draw! Medaka said
They draw with Etch sketching a picture of a gun and Medaka pretends to be hurt
Oh! Got me again. Medaka said
The Etch-a-sketch jumps with excitement as it wins the battle
Etch, you've been workin' on that draw. Fastest knobs in the West. Medaka said
Got a staff meeting you guys. Come on. Let's go. Foghorn said
The toys follow Slinky while Medaka looks around for something
Now, where is that... Medaka said
Medaka sees a doodle pad on the floor
Oh. Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here? Medaka said
Medaka goes to pick up her doodle pad when an alien lobster jumps down and roars at Medaka
(Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama)
Roaaaaar! Zoidberg roared
How're you doin', Zoidberg? Medaka said
Were ya scared? Tell me honestly. Zoidberg said
I was close to being scared that time. Medaka said
I'm going for fearsome here, but i just don't feel it. Zoidberg said
Really? Medaka said
I think i'm just coming off as annoying. Zoidberg said
Medaka is grabbed by some web and pulled toward Spider-Man
Whoa! Ow! Oh, hi, Spider-Man. Hi. Medaka said
(Spider-Man from Spider-Man)
I uh...wanted to thank you, Medaka, for saving my spider bots. Spider-Man said
Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'. Medaka said
What do you say i get someone else to watch them tonight? Spider-Man said
(Giggling sheepishly) oh, yeah! Medaka said
Remember, i'm just a couple of blocks away. Spider-Man said
Spider-Man webs off leaving Medaka baffled
Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front. Foghorn said
A bulldog egg toy lets four other egg toys out
Hey, Medaka, come on. Foghorn said
Coming. Medaka said
Medaka walks over to the podium which was a Playskool Tinkertoy container and stands Mike a speaker with a microphone attached clears his throat to get Medaka's attention and holds out his microphone
Oh, thanks, Mike. Medaka said
Medaka picks up the microphone and feedback is heard
OK...whoa, whoa. Step back. Medaka said
(Off-screen) For cryin' out loud. Gene said
Mike steps back until the feedback fades away
Thank you. Medaka said
Medaka blows into the microphone
Hello? Check. Is that better? Great. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great. OK. First item today. Uh...oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy? Medaka said
The toys are surprised by what Medaka said
What? Zoidberg said
Moving buddy? You can't be serious. Gene said
I didn't know we were supposed to have one already. Zoidberg said
Do we have to hold hands? Bart said as he was holding one of his arms
The toys then laughed at Bart's joke
Do you guys think this is a big joke? Medaka said
It looks like the toys are not taking Medaka very seriously as she was trying to hold a very important meeting stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
