Episode 13: Catch The Booty Not The Fished
Chris: (recapping the last chapter) Last time in Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, the players went on a smash and grab graffiti race, Lightning and Jo's team fell apart after she used hik as shark bait. , Scott blackmailed Mike by threatening to tell Zoey about his multiple personalities only for Fabia to get in the way multiple times, finally Mike fought back gave his personalities thw beat down and got voted out of the island, that what I would said if Scott hasn't eliminated Fabia, you know what they said payback a b*cht
Chris is seen on a boat near the dock
Chris: (looks at the camera) Who of the seven finalists will be drown today? Find out right here on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(Theme Song Plays)
First two spotlights appears the first light appears to be bent in many places, while the second light has cobwebs around it then two cameras pops out of a toxic waste bin, and out of a hole in a tree with a tentacle around it, respectively
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind.
The camera moved throughout the camp, passing the interns carrying a totem while being whipped by Chris. The camera climbed to the top of the cliff and humped down into the water where Cameron was seen drowning, the camera soon show that he is rescued by B, who was in a canoe with a mechanical fishing pole, with Nate and Jenna floating behind him on a surfboard, suddenly Cameron is flung into the woods with so much force that his underwear falls on B's head, making Nate worry for him, while Jenna can help but laugh at B
You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
The camera shows Jo hitting a punching bag, only to stop when Cameron falls on her arms, but she drop him as she saw Brick jogging past her, Fabia is drawing Dawn meditating with the animals until a mutant gopher rise under Fabia making both girls run screaming
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
The camera goes over to the waterfall where Zoey and Mike are in a raft; the former noticeably mad while the latter is acting like his alternate personality, Svetlana. Then their raft goes over the edge of the waterfall, and they fall out. Lightning is repeatedly lifting a massive log like a weight while he stands on a larger log that is spread out over a gorge. The raft falls past behind him while Zoey and Mike land on the log that he is lifting. The weight of all three of them causes the log underneath Lightning to break, and they all fall off-screen
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Scott, leaning against the confessional, laughs at their misfortune until Fang comes out and scares him off, the camera then moves over to Chef's kitchen where he pulls a pair of earmuffs out of a pot of soup, quickly putting them on before looking behind him with an annoyed expression. The camera pans over to Staci at the counter, babbling away until Chef shoves a spoon of food into her mouth to shut her up making, Ace and Isaac sigh relieved, but then Ace turns irritated and saw Anne María spraying herself, he tries to stop her, but she spray him covering the camera
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
The pans outside where Jo beat Brick in their race while on the Dock of Shame, Sam is playing on his Gameguy with Knuckles watching until it's snatched away by a sasquatch. Sam and Knuckles tries to take it back but to no avail
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Dakota then grabs the camera and moves it over to her, where she kisses the lens, leaving a pink lipstick stain, an intern briefly appears to wipe it off, Dakota begins posing and blowing kisses, then a bucket of water is dumped on her from above, and when she looks up angrily, it is revealed to be Chris on a jet pack, the burst of fire from his jetpack transitions the scene from day to night, where Mike and Zoey are holding hands until Chef comes over in a HazMat suit, holding a pair of tongs that holds the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom, Mike and Zoey quickly retract from the dangerous marshmallow
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Whistling theme
The camera zooms out to show the entire cast around the campfire
(Theme songs end)
The episode starts in the campgrounds with Mike and Zoey talking to each other, before the camera pans to Cameron and Knuckles on the cabin
Knuckles: so Mike has multiple personality disorder?
Cameron: yeah, all these characters are actually alternate personalities
Knuckles: well that's explain a lot, anyway what else do you wanted to tell me?
Cameron: it's about Scott, I wanted to ask you if you will vote out Scott with us?
Knuckles: well i don't really like Scott, but I'll have to decline
Cameron: (surprised) what? Why?
Knuckles: i still have to win my bet with Jo, sorry man
Cameron: it's ok three should be enough to vote Scott out
Knuckles: as long he doesn't win the next challenge, he still has that advantage he won alongside the sole vote from last challenge, but knowing Chris that advantage will maje his life more miserable
Cameron: true
Knuckles: anyway see ya (as he leaves neither of them notice that Scott was eavesdropping)
Confessional
Knuckles: the final 7, I sure came a long way, but now I better start thinking about my chances of winning, and so far the only ones that could give me a hard time, would be, Mike and Cameron, Mike is a wildcard with all those multiple personalities, and Cameron maybe has the strength of a hamster but there's no way I can outsmart him, i really like them but I have to start thinking more strategically, so I should vote them off, after I vote Jo, I saw what she doea to her punching bags and I don't want to join them, I hope that decision doesn't bite in the butt later
Scott: with Zoey, Mike and Cameron on my back I have to speed up my game if I wanna win, good thing I still have the advantage that I won last challenge, so I shouldn't have to worry about losing, at least for now, that gives me to think about what to do about those three
End of Confessional
Chris: (over the PA) attention campers, get on your swimsuits and meet me at the dock for your new challenge
We cut to the pier where the contestants now dressed in their swimsuits are waiting
Zoey: what do you think the challenge would this time
Mike: (grabbing Zoey's hand) whatever it is it shouldn't be a problem
Confessional
Mike: man I really owe Fabia and Cameron big time for helping me with Zoey, and it's to bad that Fabia has to go but we'll make sure that Scott get what he deserves
End of Confessional
Chris and Chef soon appear driving the boat of losers from season 1 next to the dock
Chris: welcome, fish bait, your next challenge is some good ol' fishing
Knuckles: that sounds too easy, where's the catch
Chris: (laughing) the catch is that you would be fishing for treasure, (point to three canoes) they're three boats each with fishing supplies for two people you have to pick a partner and then(point to a bunch of bouys) you have row to one of those three bouys and fish one of the six Gilded Chris dump in there, get back with the statue and you are safe
Scott: what about elimination?
Chris: Funny you should mention that, Scott, this challenge is a sudden death challenge, which means whoever arrives last is out (the campers gasp) so Scott since you win the last challenge you have an advantage
Scott: (laughing) well I better get going...
Chris: not so fast, you are not fishing, instead, (points to Boney Island) you would have to retrieve it your Gilded Chris from Boney Island
Scott: piece of cake
Chris: which happened to be guarded by Fang
Cut to Boney Island showing the statue on a rock and Fang swimming around it
Scott: (looking at Chris) what kind of advantage is that?!
Chris: the kind that is really painful (laughs)
Confessional
Scott: (screaming) ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
End of Confessional
Chris: now take a partner a boat and start rowing
Jo: (approaching Cameron) don't worry Bubble boy it may be every camper for him or herself but I have got your back (look around before lifting Cameron) alliance you and me agreed?
Cameron: um?
Jo: good now start rowing and fishing those statues and make it fast (drop Cameron)
Confessional
Cameron: (deadpan) I am a ninety-pound weakling. Okay, eighty-nine-and-a-half. With all the Scotts and Lightnings out there, sometimes I need to stay as invisible as possible, so I'll hide behind Jo. Then, when it comes time to vote people off, everyone will target the serious competition like Scott or Lightning or, heh heh, Jo
Jo: Cam's a good kid. I'll carry him a few rounds and then I'll dump him! But first, Knucklehead's getting a ticket to the Hurl of Shame! I still have to win our bet, then Jockstrap's getting the Hurl! He's got this silly 'grudge' against me
End of Confessional
We then cut to in front of the dock with each pair in a canoe, Jo and Cameron in the first, Mike and Zoey on the second and Lightning and Knuckles on third and finally Scott with the boat of losers
Chris: alright, remember the last one to arrive here is out, (pulls out an air horn) and go (the campers leaves)
With Scott
Scott reach quickly Boney Island and start looking for the statue
Scott: (nervous) OK Scottie you can do this, just find the statue and leave before the shark find you
Confessional
Scott: why I'm always have to deal with that shark, and to make it worse, that thing have been stalking me for days, (pull out Fang's tooth) don't tell me that Issac was telling the truth about shark being grudgeful, I mean, they have a lots of teeth
End of Confessional
Scott: (spot the statue on a rock) yes, now come to papa, (before he could grab it Fang jumps out of the water almost eating Scott hand) OH COME ON!
With the rest
The three pair reach each bouy and start fishing, Jo and Cameron are the second while Knuckles and Lightning are in the farthest, Mike and Zoey where in the closest bouy, with Mike started regaling Zoey about the ways he acquired his alternate personas
Mike: When I like eight, my grandpa died
Zoey: (sympathetically) Oh, I'm so sorry
Mike: thanks, anyway, I tried to bottle up my depression, but then I just ended up getting frustrated all the time. Eventually, my mind split, and Chester was born!
Zoey: Wow! was your grandpa's name Chester?
Mike: That it was! you're smart!
Zoey: (blushing) Aw shucks!
Mike: As for Svetlana, I got her when my parents forced me to take ballet
Zoey held in a laugh.
Mike: Right… So as you can imagine, I was super embarrassed. You know, a boy taking ballet…
Zoey: Hey, it happens! I'm not judging!
Mike: Yeah, well, I was like ten! So anyway, I pretended to be a girl and stole the name from a girl who canceled her class. I pretended I had changed my mind and I attended classes, avoiding all the teasing by pretending to be Svetlana. Eventually, I became very competitive with the other girls and that caused my personality to split again, and Svetlana was born!
Zoey: Cool!
Mike: As for Vito… (Zoey huffed and rolled her eyes, but otherwise didn't interrupt) I was always self-conscious about my body. Never wanted to take my shirt off. Then there was this girl I wanted to impress, so I started working out. The gym I went to had a lot of guys from New Jersey, and they always strutted around with their shirts off, showing off their perfect bodies, thinking they were so cool!
Zoey scoffed
Mike' Anyway, one day they all cornered me and demanded that I take off my shirt so they could see my progress. I did so, and lo and behold, I had some pretty darn good abs and biceps! They all started congratulating me and I guess all the praise went to my head, causing it to split again. Vito was born. He likes Anne Maria because she's similar to the girl I was trying to impress at the time
Zoey: What about Manitoba Smith?
Mike: Well, about him… there was this one time I was lost in the woods in Manitoba, a few weeks before this season. I tried to remember all the survival skills taught to me by Steve Irwin, but I was panicking. Then I found this old fedora and I put it on… It seems childish, but when I put it on, I felt strong and brave… That's how Manitoba Smith was born
Zoey: four amazing alternate personalities!
Mike: Five (he then covered his mouth)
Zoey: (suspicious) Five? There's another one?
Mike: (nervous) Well yes… But he's been dormant for years now! I wouldn't worry about him!
Zoey: What's his shtick?
Mike: Um... that's for me to know and for you to find out!
Confessional
Mike: I don't like to mention that last one... let's just say that it's better that he stay dormant
End of Confessional
Zoey: (reassuringly) Hey, if you don't wanna talk about it right now, that's fine! You've already told me a lot tonight. And I appreciate you being open with me now!
Mike: thanks, anyway have you found anything?
Zoey: nope, on the bright side Scott won't be winning easily
Mike: i know... still this challenge still feels so easy, (his fishing rod start moving) hey I think I got something (he pulled out his catch but it wasn't a statue instead it was an eel-likemutantthat resembles a lamprey, with a long tentacle-like, finned limb extending from its head. It has red eyes, a dark blue body, and possesses clawed, fin-like arms. It has a beige fin on the upper portion of its body and beige fin-like legs below, the eel screech at Mike before zapping him
Zoey: Mike! Are you OK? (Mike give a thumbs up)
The three pairs look ahead as a many eels like the one that attack Mike emerged from the water, alongside a more bigger one and with a scar on his left eye emerge in front of the other eels, the big one hiss at the three pairs menacingly before submerging back, the other following soon after
Zoey: what the heck was that?!
Chris: (over the dock) oh i forgot to mention the statues are guarded by a group of mutant electric eels, that I like to call "The Thunder Eels", the big one there was their leader, Shoku, be careful, these eels are pretty territorial
Knuckles: (scoff) now he tells us
Chris: and one more the first one to arrive will receive a reward that will be useful on the next challenge, and not the painful one this time
Lightning: Sha-bam, that reward is going to be mine, those eels are not match for the Lighting
Knuckles: whoa, easy there big guy, let's focus on winning the challenge and more importantly voting Jo off
Lighting: (look at him) you also has a beef with him
Knuckles: you can say that... Anyway I was thinking about making an alliance to kick him out, but not now
Lighting: (shocked) what why?!
Knuckles: since this is a sudden death challenge, which means we have no control over who is going home the more important thing is not to be the last
Lighting: then what's the plan knucklehead?
Knuckles: ok first stop calling me that, second in the case that Jo doesn't arrive last, we have to vote next challenge and for that I'm probably going to need the reward, so if you let me won the rewards I promise that Jo will be going home on teh next challenge, what do you say?
Lighting: oh yeah now you're talking, Lighting's in (both shake hands) but how are we going to win?
Knuckles: (pulls out a recorder while grinning) I have an idea
Confessional
Knuckles: I know Lightning is probably the dumbest person ever but since Mike, Zoey and Cameron's alliance is clearly the strongest here I need an alliance of my own if I wanna win, and since I don't trust Scott and Jo is like my mortal enemy, that only leaves Lighting
End of Confessional
Back with Scott
Scott is trying to keep Fang away from him using whatever he find in the boat, which is nothing more than some old bait and fishing rod, so as you can imagine, is nothing near to success
Scott: (swinging a fishing rod) get off my boat (Fang merely catch the rod with his teeth before eating it) huh nice shark? (Fang just roar at him as he scream in terror)
Chris: (looking though a telescope) wow Scott really draw the short en of the stick isn't he? (Chef nods) Who will fish out treasure? And who will be fished instead? (he heard tge campers screaming) "
Literally! And how long Scott will avoid Fang's wrath? Find out when we come back in Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!"
(Commercial Break)
Then we go back to Jo and Cameron who are being attacked by the eels
Jo: get out of my boat you slimy reptile
Cameron: the eels are actually a kind fish
Jo: whatever (throw the eels back to the water) if you are so smart do you know how we can deal with eels?
Cameron: well the best way to deal with them would be using some rubber gloves, since rubber doesn't conduct electricity the eels won't be able to shock us
Jo: but were are we going to find some?
Cameron: (looking through the fishing supplies) there has to be some here, found them (he pulls out two pair of rubber gloves)
Jo: (praising) way to go bubble boy, we're going to win this
Knuckles: (off screen) I wouldn't be sure, (pans to Knuckles holding a record with his braces and rubber gloves equipped) look at this (activities the recorder)
'Lighting': Sha-bam, you can beat us you dumb fishes
The eels jump at Knuckles obviously angry for the taunt, only to be K.O'ed by Knuckles
'Lighting': that's all you got (more eels jumped only to K.O'ed by Knuckles
Lighting: (fishing) oh yeah I can smell the gold
Confessional
Jo: (furious) I can't believe this that knucklehead is getting ahead and what's worse that could have been me if i has betrayed Lightning last challenge (screams in rage)
End of Confessional
Then Lightning fish out two statues
Lightning: YES! WE GOT THE GOLD
Knuckles: alright, now let's get back but first (throw his recorder to the water)
'Lighting': (gurgling) I'll turn you into sushi
Knuckles: see ya later
Zoey: Knuckles and Lightning already found their statues
Mike: let's do what they did, (put some rubber gloves) I'll keep the eels busy meanwhile you fish out the statues
Zoey: OK
Jo: (to Cameron) you heard them bubble boy start fishing
We cut back to Scott who is hiding in the the boat of losers driving booth to avoid Fang, who is trying to force his way in
Scott: (screaming) stay away from me, (he grunts as Fang banged the door) great now what should I do? (he falls as Fang banged the door again making his tooth fall from Scott's pocket) way a minute (he then look at his reaming rod and the tooth and grin deviously)
Then we go back to Chris waiting on the dock, just as Knuckles and Lightning arrive, the two run to Chris and delivered the statues, and due to their agreement Knuckles deliver it first and Lightning second
Chris: Knuckles and Lightning deliver their statutes furthermore since Knuckles deliver it first he win the reward for the next challenge
Knuckles: HOO-HAA
Then we cut back to Jo and Cameron
Jo: (wrestling with an eel) those already won, (to Cameron) hurry up and fish those statues already
Cameron: I'm almost there (he pulls out the rod so hard that fall back with the statues landing on him) got them
Jo: nice (throws the eel back to the water) let's move
Mike: (look behind him after throwing another eel back to the water) Jo and Cameron getting ahead
Zoey: I got them (she pull out the two statues) huh? (she look behind her to come face to face with Shoku) AHHHH!
Mike: look out! (he grab one of the statues and hit Shoku in the head making him sink) you ok Zo.. (he was interrupted by Zoey who lungs at him and kiss him making him blush) Wha...?
Zoey: (blushing) sorry... that's was my way to thank you for saving many times
Confessional
Mike: (dumbfounded) my first kiss... my first kiss (then he grins excited) MY FIRST KISS! WHOO!!
Zoey: I can't believe I kiss him (squeals excited) THAT'S AMAZING!!!!!
End of Confessional
The new couple start rowing back to the dock not noticing, that Shoku was glaring at Mike
Back with Scott we cut to outside the driving booth where Fang keep banging the door
Scott: hey! (Fang look up to see Scott on the roof) you want this (he show the tooth tied to the rod fishing line) the go get it (he throws the tooth to the left with Fang jumping right after it not realizing that Scott has already reel it back) so long sucker (he then proceed to grab the statue)
When Fang see this he realized that Scott trick him, now more angrier than before he roars, hearing the roar Scott looks behind him to see Fang charging at Scott like he was a torpedo
Scott: (screaming) AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
We cut back to the dock where Chris just received the statues of Jo and Cameron
Chris: Jo and Cameron are safe, that only leaves our new couple and Scott
We see Mike and Zoey getting close to the dock
Mike: there's the dock, and there's no sing of Scott we can still win
However they both hear someone screaming, they look behind to see Scott driving like a madman trying to escape Fang
Zoey: (alarmed) here's come Scott
Mike: hurry (they begin to row faster)
As Fang was getting closer to Scott, Scott didn't realize that he was driving straight to one of the boys, and when he notice it, it was too late
Scott: (screaming) AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Due to the speed Scott was driving hitting the bouy send him flying out of Fang's reach and straight to Zoey and Mike
Mike: (look behind him) INCOMING!
Scott crashed on top of them launching the three of them next to Chris on dock
Chris: (chuckles) well that's some landing, now give your statues
Zoey: here's mine
Mike: and mine... huh?
Zoey: Mike?
Mike: I lost my statue
Chris: no statue, no immunity
Mike: but how (he then heard a hiss behind him and see Shoku at the dock's end holding his statue) give back that (he lungs at but Shoku just jump back at the ocean) NO!
Zoey: it's OK we can find again
Scott: you can't (shows his statue) because I already won (throws his statue at Chris)
Chris: Scott delivered his statue which means he's win the last immunity spot of the challenge, which means Mike is out
Zoey: NOOOOOO
Confessional
Mike: (angry) I can't believe we're this close to winning, and yet we still lose to Scott, and to make things worse I'm the one going home (sighs depressed)
Zoey: it's no fair, and just when we started as a couple (sighs depressed)
End of Confessional
We then move on to the Hurl of Shame with Mike sitting on it and Chris and Zoey next to him
Chris: well Mike, it was nice knowing ya, all four of ya! Or is it five now? So hard to keep count!
Zoey: it's not fair, why you have have go?
Mike: that's how this game is unfortunately, still I'm glad to at least spend some time with you before this
Zoey: awww
Mike: Here! (Mike pulled a copper amulet with his face out of his pocket) Something for you to remember me by!
Zoey: Oh! It's beautiful!
Mike and Zoey look at each other and then try to kiss on the lips but Mike is suddenly thrown by Chef as Mike flies away screaming as Zoey looks in shock
Chris: it's true what they said love made fly! Who fish out the million? And who would be drown in defeat? Find out next time in Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(End Credits)
-RESULTS-
Mike: eliminated
-REMAINING COMPETITORS-
Zoey, Jo, Scott, Knuckles, Cameron, Lightning
-ELIMINATION TABLE-
20. Staci, The Compulsive Liar (Toxic Rats)
19. Dakota, The Fame-Monger (Toxic Rats)
18. Ace, The Hotshot (Toxic Rats)
17. B, The Strong, Silent Genius (Toxic Rats)
16. Nate, The Police Appretince (Mutant Maggots)
15. Issac, The Gentleman (Toxic Rats)
14. Jenna, The Hiker (Toxic Rats)
13. Sam, The Nice-Guy Gamer (Toxic Rats)
12. Dawn, The Moonchild (Toxic Rats)
11. Brick, The Cadet (Toxic Rats)
10. Anne Maria, The Jersey Shore Reject (Mutant Maggots)
9.The Dakotazoid (Mutant Maggots)
-MERGE-
8. Fabia, The Disability Expert
7. Mike, The MPD
And here we have the final original episode of this fanfic
As you see Mike is out, to anyone who's fan of him or a Zoke fan I'm sorry about that, anyway Scott is still on large, but Mike elimination will only make Zoey's hate for him greater
Now about the challenge it was the only thing I could think of, so I'm sorry if you find it, unoriginal or lame, on the other hand I increased the mutant roster yet again with more aquatic mutant, cause I think there to few of them
Now moving to the chapter I decided to move the alliance of Jo and Cameron to this chapter instead of the next since I think it was too short lived, the alliance of Lightning and Knuckles was more for the fact that these two doesn't were the only ones that doesn't have an alliance, besides both of them has a beef with Jo so why not? The story about Mike's personalities also came from Danicus Green fanfiction "Total Drama Island Recast" more specifically from creepypastajack on DeviantArt, it's really nice, and accurate with each personality also some Mal foreshadowing, however since I don't plan to rewrite All-Stars he won't be making an appearance, so I left it as little cameo
Please leave a comment telling me how you like it so far, if I didn't mention this already this is my first fanfiction so any constructive criticism about the fanfic and how can I improve it is appreciated
The next episode will take the campers to the heights for a race that I know will soon turn into a sky chase.
Stay tuned for episode 14
