Scene: Sugarcube Corner
Jethro walks up to the counter, looks with seriousness at Cup Cake, and says, "Two dozen assorted cupcakes."
Title Card: Super Neighopolitan Cupcake Cake! (Whatchu Know About Sugar Comas?)
Scene: Sugarcube Corner Kitchen
Camera cuts to Jethro who's standing with a serious looking Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash with holding a bottle of what looks like Jack Daniels in her wings while also wearing some aviator glasses, and Scarlet Dusk who's got a serious look on her face as well. Jethro's sporting a full beard this time and is looking up towards the camera. On the counter are Two dozen assorted cupcakes and a ton of different Earth candies.
Jethro: "Equestrian Meal Time online cooking show, every Tuesday! Today, we're gonna change the game again!" He points to the table and scene cuts to all the ingredients as he mentions them. "We've got four dozen cupcakes! Gay bacon strips! A liquid rainbow! All this f***ing candy!" Camera cuts back to Jethro. "That's the real sh**! We're making the biggest Neighopolitan cake in the history of Neighopolitans! Whatchu know about sugar comas?!"
Epic music starts as the camera cuts to someone mixing up dough, which is someone (with a pink hoof) adding butter and flour to a mixing bowl.
Friendship Counter:
30 points of FUN
50 points of FRIENDSHIP
Jethro voiceover: "We're creaming butter like mares cream their pussies when they see this glorious beard. Only this won't just excite us sexually, it'll excite our taste buds."
Cut to closeup of Scarlet adding eggs to the batter and using her hooves to mix.
Friendship Counter:
35 points of FUN
60 points of FRIENDSHIP
Jethro voiceover: "Hooff*** those chicks, you horny ass bitch!"
Camera pulls up to see a seductive looking Scarlet licking her hooves while giving bedroom eyes to the camera. Camera cuts to Jethro opening a bag of regular M&Ms and pouring it into some of the batter.
Friendship Counter:
64 points of FUN
100 points of FRIENDSHIP
Jethro voiceover: "M&M infusion in this first cake layer because we suck at cooking and we're stupid."
Camera cuts to Rainbow beating another batch, this time of chocolate cake batter.
Friendship Counter:
87 points of FUN
123 points of FRIENDSHIP
Jethro voiceover: "Rainbow Glasses on that whisking grind."
Camera cuts to someone pouring in Hershey's kisses into the batter.
Friendship Counter:
98 points of FUN
156 points of FRIENDSHIP
Jethro voiceover: "Time to kiss this second layer with an extra shot of chocolate!"
Camera cuts to Jethro and Rainbow with a glass of an amber liquid. Rainbow has a weight in one hoof and she's doing curls. Both give a toast to each other.
Jethro voiceover: "Applejack Daniels Cider with friends. Whatchu know about friendship and magic?"
The moment they drink, the Epic Meal Time drinking sound begins. Camera cuts back to Pinkie blending some strawberries in a blender.
Friendship Counter:
120 points of FUN
182 points of FRIENDSHIP
Jethro voiceover: "Next level blending apparatus."
Camera cuts to another circular level of cake batter. After a bit, the three large layers are placed in the oven.
Jethro voiceover: "Meticulous oven placement."
Camera cuts to someone creating rainbow frosting.
Friendship Counter:
205 points of FUN
254 points of FRIENDSHIP
Jethro voiceover: "We hijacked a magical f***ing rainbow for this friendship-colored frosting. F***ing smart."
Camera cuts to cake layers being pulled out of the oven and placed on the table.
Jethro voiceover: "Some assembly required for this culinary abomination."
Camera cuts to someone pouring the rainbow frosting on top of the cake, letting it drip down. Music suddenly switches to calming sounds as there's plenty of slo-mo shots of the frosting dropping down.
Jethro voiceover: Sensual tone "Mmm…I just wanna lick it all off…"
Camera cuts to full view of the towering cake, starting at the bottom, moving to the top, then pulling out. Epic music then comes back and switches to a view of one corner where Jethro is placing multicolored candy sprinkles on the cake.
Friendship Counter:
355 points of FUN
587 points of FRIENDSHIP
Jethro: "You can never have too many rainbow sprinkles, am I right, haters?"
Friendship Counter:
425 points of FUN
685 points of FRIENDSHIP
Camera cuts to someone putting Air Heads Xtreme candy strips on the frosting.
Friendship Counter:
652 points of FUN
980 points of FRIENDSHIP
Jethro voiceover: "Gay bacon strips. Gay bacon strips. Gay bacon strips. Gay bacon strips."
Camera continues viewing the placement of the candy strips before cutting to Scarlet placing Twizzlers on the strawberry layer.
Friendship Counter:
780 points of FUN
1024 points of FRIENDSHIP
Jethro: "A-hwhatup, Twizzlers!?"
Camera switches to someone placing cupcakes on top of the layers.
Friendship Counter:
1000 points of FUN
1300 points of FRIENDSHIP
Jethro voiceover: "We put these cupcakes on the cake. Cupcake-ception for all the foals."
Camera switches to a quick moving shot moving up from the bottom of the cake to the top, then moves away to view the entire cake. Camera then cuts to everyone standing in front of the cake and the music stops.
Jethro: "Equestria Meal Time presents the Super Neighopolitan Cupcake Cake! We got the top strawberry layer, the middle chocolate layer, and the big-ass vanilla layer on the bottom holding up all of this deliciousness! We got friendship laser colored frosting! Gay bacon strips! Twizzlers!" Camera zooms in on Jethro's face. "And speaking of big asses, we've got the biggest cake lover this side of Canterlot to help us devour this beast."
Camera cuts to the entrance to the kitchen where a glowing equine shape appears. Angelic choirs can be heard as Princess Celestia walks in gracefully, a serene smile on her face. A smile that widens when she sees the cake.
Celestia: "Mother of me…"
Epic music begins again. Camera cuts back to Jethro cutting the cake open to reveal its multicolored interior before he cuts a slice and begins devouring it. Camera cuts to Pinkie with a wide grin on her face sticking her face into her own slice, tail swishing as she comes up, face covered in cake and frosting and a massive smile on her face. Camera cuts to Celestia eating hers daintily, but with a satisfied look on her face. Camera cuts to Rainbow Glasses roughly tearing into the cake, chowing down like there's no tomorrow. As the music crescendos, she turns to the camera and makes a motion with her wings, flipping the camera off with her prehensile wings. Music stops and camera cuts to Jethro.
Jethro: "Next time? We eat a friendship lesson."
