We hear our host speak up.

"Last time on Total Drama: The Seven Seas!" Chris begun, as clips from the previous episode started to play.

"We got to say hello again to old faces! Some more thrilled than others. Owen especially was ecstatic, until he laid eyes on an old flame, talk about awkward! Speaking of awkward, Duncan has tried talking with Courtney, only making zero progress whatsoever. Justin's attempts at catching the ladies' attention was caught short thanks to Alejandro. What goes around, comes around apparently, as Heather refuses to let Alejandro get the honour of completing a sentence. Yikes, what's with everyone receiving the short end of the stick?"

It cut to Chris standing on the front deck. "Will any of that change, or will it still be a game of ghosting? Find out on this week's episode of TOTAL... DRAMA... THE SEVEN SEAS!!!"

(Cue theme song)

It wasn't too long after the first challenge and both teams were huddled up by Chris.

"I'll need two volunteers from both teams!" He spoke up.

No one raised up their hands, unsurprisingly.

"Alright, guess I have to do everything around here! Owen and Noah for the Oceans, and Duncan and Harold for the Seas!" Chris decided.

"Come on, Chris. I don't wanna be with Dumb-can!" Harold complained.

"Watch it, Doris. They may be your last words." Duncan growled.

"Wh-What are we going to do?" Owen questioned. Chris beamed.

"Glad you asked, you four change into your swimsuits, everyone else follow me." He ordered.

It shortly cut to everyone standing around a large swimming pool. Owen, Duncan, Noah, and Harold were in their swimming trunks.

Chris then went on to explain the rules of the upcoming game. "For this challenge, the two chosen players from their respective teams will dive down into the pool."

"Yeah, I think we figured that one out." Noah rudely interrupted.

Ignoring him, Chris continued. "They will retrieve pieces of wood to give to their teammates. These pieces of wood have the locations of body parts of a sculpture you'll need to find, hope you can read Chef's handwriting. These parts included a head, torso, and all four limbs. That's one each for almost every non-swimming member of a team. Only one teammate may be searching for a body part at a time, ONE. Once everyone returns with what they searched for, they must put it together to form a very handsome me. Is that clear?"

"Um, Chris, my underwater vision is poorer than that of an average person's." Harold filled in.

Chris smiled. "I don't care."

He then used his airhorn, which signalled the start of the challenge. The divers wasted no time and jumped in.

Eva insisted she'd go first for the Oceans, so Gwen decided she'd make small talk with Sierra.

Confessional (Gwen):

"Courtney's on the other team, so I guess it wouldn't hurt to get friendly with others." She said.

End of confessional

"Hey, Sierra." Gwen greeted. "How's Cody doing?"

Confessional (Gwen):

"Yeah, in retrospect, I probably shouldn't have asked that."

End of confessional

In response, the super fan's lip started to tremble, and then she begun to sniffle.

Gwen facepalmed. "Sierra, come on..."

"I'M CODYLESS!!!" Sierra bawled.

Noah came up with the first piece of wood, which got snatched off by Eva.

She growled as she was trying to read what was written. "WHY CAN'T THE STUPID WRITING BE MORE CLEAR?!"

Confessional (Chef):

"Everyone always expects the best from me! Next time, YOU try writing on twelve rough scraps of wood with sharpie!"

End of confessional

After being able the decipher the message, Eva wasted no time and ran off.

"They're in the lead, hurry up!" Heather hissed.

Duncan resurfaced and threw a piece of wood at Heather's forehead. "There you go, toots. Now you can stop whining!"

Heather had some comments for him, but decided it wasn't worth valuable time to complete the challenge.

After reading the message and heading off to the location, Duncan got out from the pool. It was going to take some time for Heather to return, now seemed like a good opportunity.

As he was approaching Courtney, who was doing an excellent job at forgetting his existence, Geoff jumped in his face.

"Dude!"

"Dude?"

"Dude!"

"Dude?!"

"DUDE!"

"DUDE?"

"Dude! Get back in the pool!"

Duncan raised an eyebrow. "Heather just left, and Doris is in there anyways."

Alejandro tapped his shoulder and pointed towards the pool.

Harold was gasping for air. "I'm like a naked mole rat underwater! My sight is laughable!" He cried.

"Don't give up, Ginger Biscuit!" Leshawna yelled out to him.

Duncan grinned. "Point taken." He said, and dove back into the pool.

Tyler noticed an unpleasant scent and nearly gagged. He looked to see it was coming from Izzy. "Yikes, you smell horrible!"

"No, I smell like Swiss cheese!" She chuckled.

Confessional (Izzy):

"Rubbed myself with it, Owen loves cheese! He'll definitely start noticing me again. High-five, Izzy!" She laughed, giving herself a high-five.

End of confessional

The chubby blonde resurfaced. "Haha! I got one!" He showed his team, punching his arms in the air to celebrate. "Hey, what's that pleasant aroma...?" He asked, once he noticed the smell.

Izzy grinned. "It's me, Big-O! Like it?"

Eva had come back with a torso. "Someone else go, NOW!" The weightlifter demanded.

Owen did like the cheesy smell, but he was still reluctant to talk with Izzy. "Um, here, your wood." He said, placing it down before submerging back into the water.

The crazy ginger frowned, picking up the wooden piece.

Confessional (Izzy):

"Okay, so maybe it isn't my scent." Izzy concluded.

End of confessional

"No offence but please go! It's bad enough I'm dealing with her." Gwen begged Izzy, signalling to Sierra while holding her nose.

Izzy went off to find the next body part, and to also wash off the unpleasant odour. At least that's what her teammates hoped for.

Duncan swam back up with two wooden pieces, while Harold was still struggling.

The delinquent tossed the pieces to Geoff and DJ.

"Sweet! You're like a wood magnet, dude!" Geoff complimented Duncan in his own weird way.

"Uh, thanks?"

"And that's Heather coming with the head." DJ pointed. He turned to Geoff. "You wanna go next?"

Geoff nodded and sprinted as soon as Heather returned. Alejandro approached her.

Heather groaned, she knew she couldn't repel him forever. "Look, Alejandro, I made this clear-"

"Sí. But that doesn't mean you give me this treatment." He rebutted.

Confessional (Alejandro):

"Heather thinks I'll distract her from the game. Ever since she found out the prize was five million dollars, she's been putting us off so she could 100% focus. Which I guess I can understand, but wow it feels awful!" The Spaniard explained.

End of confessional

"I'm sorry, Alejandro, but I made up my mind." Heather said sincerely, actually looking apologetic. A rare sight.

"I know, I know..." Alejandro sighed, ready to turn around.

"Hey." Heather stopped him. "If it makes you feel better, we'll share the prize when I win."

Alejandro meekly smiled then walked away from her.

Confessional (Harold):

"I know this may come as a surprise, but even a legend with mad skills, such as myself, has weaknesses." Harold said, matter-of-factly.

"I was doing slightly poorer than usual."

End of confessional

Harold was back up with absolutely nothing.

"Um, I believe you're supposed to retrieve stuff?!" Courtney shouted at him.

"It's not his fault! Chris made him do it!" Leshawna defended the geek.

"Well he should try harder!"

Leshawna was about comment before Harold caught her off. "It's okay. I'll find some wood, for you." He declared, diving back in.

Leshawna rolled her eyes.

Izzy came back with the head and Tyler went to look next after Noah gave him a piece of wood.

"We'd be done already if you all weren't so SLOW! Especially fart fellow over here." Eva belittled them.

"I think we're in the lead." Gwen had to remind her.

"Not by much. Geoff's coming back with a torso!"

"By the looks of it, they only have one person retrieving wood for them and-"

"STOP CRYING!!!" Eva bellowed.

That startled Gwen and pretty much everyone else. "I-I'm not-" She stopped when she saw she was talking to Sierra. Eva seemed to shut her up. Thank goodness.

Confessional (Gwen):

"Eva's scary, but wow is she effective."

End of confessional

A montage begun playing, showcasing Harold failing failing to collect wood, while Duncan had to do all the work.

Thanks to the ex-convict, the Seas were making more progress, with DJ, Courtney, and Alejandro finding body parts. They started putting the sculpture together but were only short of one arm.

"Duncan, we need one more piece of wood, man." DJ informed him.

Duncan nodded and was about to dive in before Chris halted him. "Tut-tut, not so fast! Two swimmers for a reason. BOTH have to retrieve wood, and Harold hasn't gotten a single one. The last one is for him to get!"

Their jaws dropped.

"But the dude can't see!" Geoff whined, breaking the silence.

The host just laughed. "I know! Hilarious! Have fun."

The Oceans also needed one more arm to finish, and they were waiting for Katie or Sadie. They have been for a small while now.

"What is taking them so long?" Gwen spoke up.

"Maybe they got lost." said Owen, who put the head on the sculpture.

"No." Sierra corrected him.

"And how would you know?" Noah asked the super fan.

Sierra merely pointed her finger, and her team turned their heads. There, they saw Katie and Sadie fawning over Justin.

Eva grit her teeth and seemed to be fuming.

Noah looked back at Sierra. "And you couldn't tell us earlier because...?"

"You'd understand if you got heartbreak. No will to speak..." Sierra sighed.

Noah rolled his eyes.

Confessional (Justin):

"Psh, was I scared that I wouldn't be the hottest guy in the entire universe anymore? Absolutely not! I just had to give them one of these." Justin said, giving his hair a swoosh. "I can't be out-beautied."

End of confessional

It cut to Eva losing her mind. "WHAT THE bleep DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WE HAVE A bleep CHALLENGE TO WIN!"

"We know, we know! But then we saw Justin, and we had to admire him!" Katie begun.

"Yeah, yeah! It was good practice too, so we now know how to properly admire Alejandro!" Sadie finished for the both of them.

Confessional (Justin):

"I'm... gonna pretend she never said that."

End of confessional

"FIND! THE! STUPID! ARM!" Eva bellowed.

"We would... but we can't read this!" Katie explained.

Eva snatched the piece of wood, and impatience got the better of her as she struggled to decipher the message. She yelled in frustrations and threw the piece of wood, which ended up going into Owen's mouth.

Tyler went wide-eyed. "Aw, crap! Owen, are you okay?!"

"Spit it out!" Eva demanded, not caring about the choking noises Owen was making.

The rotund blonde tried punching his stomach with no avail. It looked like he was losing oxygen, to the concern of his teammates, bar Eva.

Finally, he ended up just swallowing the piece. "AIR!" Owen gasped. "Oh man, don't worry guys, I'm good! ... Eva?"

You could see veins everywhere on Eva's body. "WE NEEDED THAT!"

"Yeah. He also could've died." Gwen shot back.

The weightlifter ignored her and threw the head piece at Owen.

"AAH!" Owen yelped as he ducked. He then ran for his life as Eva chased him.

It didn't take a genius to know Eva would catch up. So Owen started climbing up the ladder to the highest diving board, Eva followed suit.

Confessional (Noah):

"I wanted to help the guy, but that would also result in my death." said Noah, scratching his head.

End of confessional

Owen made it to the top, and wow was it high.

"You're going to PAY!" A voice yelled out, getting louder.

That startled Owen and he fell off the board.

"AW CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

The impact caused a humongous splash, making everyone else get covered in water. The pool was now empty.

Harold, now sitting in the empty pool, found that the last piece of wood was just sticking out of his trunk.

"Hey, I found it!"

His team was unamused.

"Hurry, Harold! We've got a game to win!" Leshawna reminded him.

The geek threw the piece of wood to Leshawna, who read it and went to get their last arm.

"Juuuuuust great." Said Noah.

"GRAHHH!!!" Eva jumped off the diving board and onto Owen's stomach, making the others wince.

However, that forced the piece to get spat out, shooting into Katie's hand.

"We still have a chance! Go! GO!" Gwen ordered.

The BFFFLs squinted their eyes and were able to read the message, even with all the saliva. They ran off.

Owen, Eva, and Harold got out of the pool, and the Overpowered Oceans put their head back on.

Confessional (Owen):

Owen sighed sadly. "I have the feeling Eva doesn't like me much. I really wanna try get on her good side, I just hope she doesn't put me on a hospital bed."

End of confessional

Both teams were anticipating their teammates, and it was tense. Suddenly, they heard footsteps.

Leshawna was running back with the arm, Katie and Sadie had theirs too, but were behind.

The Superior Seas were cheering.

"Come on, COME ON!" Eva shouted.

"What should we do?!" Katie asked, frantic.

"I think I know." Sadie replied.

"Really? Does that mean I know too?"

"Sure. Everyone says we share a brain."

Using their combined strength, the BFFFLs raised up the arm, and with all their might, threw it.

"I got it! I got it!" Owen said, his arms spread open.

The arm hit him in the groin, and he groaned. "Yep. Got it..."

Gwen grabbed it and attached it to the sculpture. It was now complete.

The BFFFLS ran to their team and squealed.

"OMG! We did it, Sadie!"

"I know!"

"EEEEEEE!"

"EEEEEEE!"

The rest of the Seas started celebrating their victory, until Chris cleared his throat.

"Uh-huh. I stated earlier that players must collect body parts ONE at a time! Katie and Sadie went together."

Noah facepalmed. "Ugh! I knew something was wrong."

"Seriously, do you have the memory of goldfish?" Chris teased.

"Actually, Chris. Goldfish have great memory, it can even last for years. Have you even studied marine biology? Gosh!" Harold corrected him, in his own Harold way.

Chris was unamused. "Yes. Thank you for that. I so needed this information. Anyways, the Seas win!"

Leshawna had just attached the arm onto the sculpture, and the team cheered.

"Superior Seas! I will guide you to your rooms. Overpowered Oceans, you may get ready for elimination." Chris told them.

As Chris led the Seas to their rooms, Sadie whined.

"It is like, so unfair that he didn't allow us to go together! I thought he would understand!"

Noah raised an eyebrow. "You mean... you remembered?"

"I thought we'd be the exceptions!" She tried explaining, but was confused when she received a bunch of glares.

The Oceans were sitting on foldable chairs. It was dark, and they had a close view of the sea.

"Welcome to the first elimination ceremony, where votes are casted via boarding passes. Write the name of the person you want to see walk the Plank-of-Shame!" Chris laughed, just imagining it.

Confessional (Eva):

"He consumed the piece, he wasted our time!" Eva growled, writing a name.

End of confessional

Confessional (Katie & Sadie):

"Wow, boarding passes!" Katie squealed.

"I've always wanted a boarding pass!" Sadie also squealed.

"We can give each other one!"

"OMG, that's like, so smart. I'll write your name!"

"And I'll write yours!"

End of confessional

Chris checked the boarding passes.

"Alright, you've all casted your votes. You all know the drill, don't receive a symbol of immunity, you're out! Here, I have this tray of complimentary sandwiches. You better pray you receive one, or else, it's Plank-of-Shame time! The first one goes to, Sierra!" Chris tossed a sandwich to whoever's name was said.

"Oh sandwich, separated from your fellow sandwiches. I know your pain, let me take you out of your misery..." Sierra said, sadly munching on it as she choked on her own tears.

Chris shook his head. "Um- Gwen and Tyler!"

They both high-fived.

"Katie, you're safe." Chris announced, tossing her a sandwich.

"Oh yay!" She smiled, hugging Sadie.

"Izzy aaaaand... Noah."

The bottom three were Owen, Eva, and Sadie. And the elimination music started to play.

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Owen sighed in relief, and happily munched on it.

Eva snarled, not happy that he was staying, but was also pretty scared at the fact that she might be an early boot again.

Sadie was hugging Katie in fear.

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"Eva!"

Eva felt relieved, but didn't show it. "Hmph."

"No! But we can't be separated! Not again!" Sadie cried.

Chris shrugged. "Votes' decision, not mine. Would be lying if I said I didn't agree with it, though. Hah!"

Katie comforted her best friend. "Hey, hey... If you were able to survive on your own when I got eliminated, I can do the same!"

"Really...? But-"

"I'll win for us, then we can do everything again, forever and ever!"

Sadie sniffled. "Okay."

"Can this hurry? Time's a-tickin'." Chris butted in.

The BFFFLS hugged once more, before Sadie stood up and walked towards the plank.

"Th-This looks scary..."

"Yeah, I know! Great, right?" Chris nudged her.

"I was actually thinking the opposite..." a frightened Sadie replied.

"Meh, everyone's a critic." The host said, before pushing Sadie onto the plank.

"WOAAAHHH! AAAHHH-" She stumbled and fell into the sea.

"I KNEW that would feel good!"

"SADIE!" Katie shrieked.

"Who else will suffer the same fate?!"

"FATE?!"

"And will Katie stop impersonating a parrot?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON TOTAL... DRAMA... THE SEVEN SEAS!"


Votes

Owen: Eva

Sadie: Katie, Izzy, Sierra, Owen

Katie: Sadie

Eva: Tyler, Noah, Gwen


Eliminations

18th: Sadie