This is a chapter for a race on planet Terradino, Humongousaur's home planet.
At Beast's Castle was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Himiko Toga, Ibara Shiyazaki, Konoko Komori, Raika Kaminari, Kirby (Nintendo) and Katie Kirby as well as LeFou, Nokrea, Hammersmith, Phoenix Ikki (Saint Seiya), Jormungandr and Demon Slappy Squirrel and we were there for an awesome and fun rescue. Xaldin and Beast Boy were with us too.
Me: Boy Prince Adam's castle is looking great.
Nico: It sure is.
Lola: Yeah! Lumiere you're looking great.
Lumiere: (French Accent) Ah merci mon cheri and I'm glad you're all here to visit us.
Zarya: Anything for some friends.
Prince Adam: It's always fun to have you with us.
Me: We are honored.
Nico: Himiko, I want to thank you, LeFou, and your teams for coming
Himiko: No problem Nico. I'm always with you guys but it's awesome.
Camie: It sure is.
Varie: Yeah.
Belle: You guys have grown a lot in numbers since we saw each other.
Me: I know.
Wataru: Belle it's awesome to see you again. We haven't seen each other since I helped during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Belle: I know. It has been a while.
Sakura Knudson: Man I love Beauty and The Best. It's so awesome. One of my favorites from back when I was a little girl.
Nico: I know. So cool.
Ibara Shiyozaki: I agree too.
Nico: Ibara, remember when we met you?
Ibara: I sure do. That was during Nanette's date at the Iceberg Lounge and it was an honor to help you all out since then.
Me: It sure was.
Fiona Hernandez: We were truly honored to have you with us since then.
Zarya: That is for sure.
Ibara: And it was so amazing.
Nico: I agree.
Qin: Yeah that was fun.
Nico: That was before Nanette's missions
Ibara: It sure was. And it was really cool.
Lola: It sure was. Especially for Nanette and Ed Grant having their date there.
Nico: That's right.
Sunset Shimmer: That was cool.
Nico: Yep. Sunset you, Pipsqueak and Lola did great during the race on Pyros.
Camie: I'll say!
Lola: That was so fun.
Sunset Shimmer: But it was really hot too.
Mrs. Potts: Would you like some tea J.D.?
Me: Oh why thank you Mrs. Potts.
She gave me some.
I drank it.
Me: Ahh. Darjeeling Earl Grey. Good flavor.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: But man Pyros was really hot.
Nico: No kidding!
Eli: That was still a fun race.
Me: I'm glad that Phil is now in the M.O.E.
Camie: Me too.
Nico: We managed to talk him down.
Me: Yeah we sure did.
Nico: I suggested that Phil be good at Bounty Hunting.
Nicole: Bounty hunting is very profitable.
Qin: I agree.
Nico: Yeah.
Wataru: Boy it's amazing that the curse is lifted. The castle looks amazing.
Me: It sure is.
Nico: It looks different, doesn't it?
Me: Yeah.
Camie: What happened to it before?
Me: Well it was put under a curse. And to help you understand we need to tell you all what happened during part eleven of the 20 Days of Darkness.
Wataru: And I was there with you guys back then.
Me: Yep.
I went over what happened in chapter 1315 and it was awesome.
Narrator: Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away, but she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart, and as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast, and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love a beast?
(We have seen a progression of stained glass windows illustrating the narration, as well as Beast shredding his portrait. The camera slowly zooms out from the castle and we see the title.)
(Fade up on the home of Belle. She exits the front door and begins her walk into town.)
Belle: Little town, it's a quiet village. Every day, like the one before. Little town, full of little people Waking up to say…
Townsfolk 1: Bonjour! Townsfolk 2: Bonjour! Townsfolk 3: Bonjour! Townsfolk 4: Bonjour! Townsfolk 5: Bonjour!
Belle: There goes the baker with his tray like always. The same old bread and rolls to sell. Every morning just the same. Since the morning that we came to this poor provincial town.
Baker: Good morning, Belle! (Belle jumps over to the bakery)
Belle: Morning, monsieur!
Baker: Where are you off to?
Belle: The bookshop! I just finished the most wonderful story, about a beanstalk and an ogre and…
Baker: (Ignoring her) That's nice…Marie, the baguettes! Hurry up!
We came up to her.
Me: Hey Belle.
Belle: Hey guys! It's been a long time.
Zarya: It sure has. How have you been?
Belle: Great thank you. I heard you all have been going through some interesting times.
Nico: That's the understatement of the day.
Me: Yeah it's been really crazy for us.
Townsfolk: Look there she goes, that girl is strange no question. Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Woman 1: Never part of any crowd.
Barber: Cause her head's up on some cloud.
Townsfolk: No denying she's a funny girl, that Belle! (Belle jumps on the back of the wagon and rides through town)
Driver: Bonjour!
Woman 2: Good day!
Driver: How is your family?
Woman 3: Bonjour!
Merchant: Good day!
Me: Bonjour everyone.
Woman 3: How is your wife?
Woman 4: I need six eggs!
Man 1: That's too expensive!
Fluttershy whistled and a chicken came and gave her more than enough eggs.
Belle: There must be more than this provincial life! (Belle enters the bookshop)
Bookseller: Ah, Belle!
Belle: Good morning. I've come to return the book I borrowed.
Bookseller: (Putting the book back on the shelf) Finished already?
Belle: Oh, I couldn't put it down! Have you got anything new?
Bookseller: (laughing) Not since yesterday.
Belle: (on ladder of bookshelf) That's all right. I'll borrow… this one.
Bookseller: That one? But you've read it twice!
Belle: Well it's my favorite! (Belle swings off side of ladder, rolling down it's track) Far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise!
Me: She sure has good tastes.
Laney: Yeah she does.
Twilight Sparkle: I can tell.
Bookseller: (handing her the book) Well, if you like it all that much, it's yours!
Belle: But sir!
Bookseller: I insist!
Belle: Well thank you. Thank you very much! (leaves bookshop)
Me: That book is one of my favorites too Belle.
Belle: I'm honored that you think so.
Eli: We like all that you read and it's awesome.
Men: (looking in window, then turning to watch her) Look there she goes That girl is so peculiar! I wonder if she's feeling well!
Women: With a dreamy far-off look!
Men: And her nose stuck in a book!
All: What a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle! (Belle sits on the edge of a fountain, singing to the sheep and the washing woman in the background, who leaves)
Me: We don't think you're a puzzle at all Belle. You are one of the most kind and amazing girls we know.
Belle: Thank you so much J.D.
Me: You're welcome.
Belle: Oh! Isn't this amazing! It's my favorite part because, you'll see! Here's where she meets Prince Charming… But she won't discover that it's him 'til chapter 3!
Woman 5: Now it's no wonder that her name means 'beauty' Her looks have got no parallel!
Merchant: But behind that fair facade I'm afraid she's rather odd Very different from the rest of us…
All: She's nothing like the rest of us. Yes, different from the rest of us is Belle!
Me: Ah don't listen to them.
(Geese flying overhead, one is shot and plummets to the ground. Lefou runs over, holds out the bag, and misses catching the prize. He returns to Gaston)
Lefou: Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Gaston! You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!
Gaston: I know.
Lefou: Huh. No beast alive stands a chance against you…and no girl for that matter!
Gaston: It's true, Lefou, and I've got my sights set on that one! (pointing to Belle)
Lefou: The inventor's daughter?
Gaston: She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to marry.
Lefou: But she's-
Gaston: The most beautiful girl in town.
Lefou: I know-
Gaston: And that makes her the best. And don't I deserve the best?
Lefou: Well of course, I mean you do, but I mean…
Gaston: Right from the moment when I met her, saw her. I said she's gorgeous and I fell. Here in town there's only she, who is beautiful as me. So I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle.
Then Gaston saw us with her!
Gaston: TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! Those monsters will not get in the way of my love!
He came at us.
Bimbettes: Look there he goes, isn't he dreamy? Monsieur Gaston, oh he's so cute! Be still my heart, I'm hardly breathing! He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute!
(Belle walks easily through the crowd of people in the town, Gaston struggles to catch up to her)
Man 1: Bonjour!
Gaston: Pardon!
Man 2: Good day!
Man 3: Mais oui!
Woman 1: You call this bacon?
Woman 2: What lovely grapes!
Man 4: Some cheese!
Woman 3: Ten yards!
Man 5: One pound
Gaston: 'Scuse me!
Man 6: I'll get the knife!
Gaston: Please let me through!
Woman 4: This bread!
Man 7: Those fish!
Woman 5: It's stale!
Man 8: They smell!
Man 9: Madame's mistaken!
All: Well maybe so…
Belle: There must be more than this provincial life!
Gaston: Just watch I'm going to make Belle my wife!
Me: (To myself) Like hell you will.
(Townsfolk gather around Gaston, and eventually surround him)
All: Look there she goes, that girl is strange but special! A most peculiar mademoiselle! It's a pity and a sin. She doesn't quite fit in!
Group 1: But she really is a funny girl.
Group 2: A beauty but a funny girl.
All: She really is a funny girl! That Belle!
Gaston: Hello, Belle.
Belle: Bonjour, Gaston.
POW!
I punched Gaston in the face and knocked him down.
Me: When are you gonna get it through your head that Belle will never be with you?
Nico: Yeah! She is not your type!
Eli: Yeah you chauvinistic brute!
CRUNCH!
Eli kicked him in the crotch!
Belle: Thanks guys but I got this.
Bimbette 1: What's wrong with her?
Bimbette 2: She's crazy!
Bimbette 3: He's gorgeous!
Lincoln walked by them: Hello ladies.
Bimbette 1: Ooh!
They were gawking at Lincoln.
Belle: Please, Gaston. I can't. I have to get home and help my father.
Me: And family is more important than talking to you.
LeFou: Ha ha ha, that crazy old loon, he need all the help he can get! (Gaston & Lefou laugh heartily)
Me: Do us all a favor and shut your fucking traps. Both of you!
Belle: Don't you talk about my father that way!
Gaston: Yeah, don't talk about her father that way! (He conks Lefou on the head.)
I pulled out my gun and shot LeFou in the leg!
BANG!
He screamed in pain.
Belle: My father's not crazy! He's a genius!
Me: Yeah and you two are big dumb Numbskulls!
Nico: (Raspberry)
KABOOM!
(Explosion in background.)
Me: WHOA!
(Gaston & Lefou continue laughing. Belle rushes home and descends into the basement.)
Belle: Papa?
Me: (Coughs) Geez! Something really went off down here.
Maurice: How on earth did that happen? Dog gonnit! (He pulls the barrel off his waist, along with his pants.)
Belle: Are you all right, Papa?
Maurice: I'm about ready to give up on this hunk of junk! (kicking machine)
Me: Maurice are you all right?
Maurice: Yeah I'm fine. Thank you. But I'm about to give up on this piece of junk.
Belle: You always say that.
Maurice: I mean it, this time. I'll never get this boneheaded contraption to work.
Belle: Yes, you will. And you'll win first prize at the fair tomorrow
Maurice: Hmmmph!
Belle: …and become a world famous inventor!
Maurice: You really believe that?
Belle: I always have.
Me: We all do.
Eli: Yeah!
Maurice: Well, what are we waiting for. I'll have this thing fixed in no time. (sliding under machine) Hand me that dog-legged clencher there… So, did you have a good time in town today?
Belle: I got a new book. Papa, do you think I'm odd?
Maurice: My daughter? Odd? (Appears from under machine with bizarre goggle contraption on his head distorting his eyes) Where would you get an idea like that?
Belle: Oh, I don't know. It's just that I'm not sure I fit in here. There's no one I can really talk to.
Me: You still have us.
Belle: True.
Maurice: What about that Gaston? He's a handsome fellow!
Belle: He's handsome all right, and rude and conceited and… Oh Papa, he's not for me!
Me: Well you'll find someone Belle. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
Maurice: Well, don't you worry, cause this invention's gonna be the start of a new life for us. (Comes out from under machine) I think that's done it. Now, let's give it a try. (machine whirs and chops wood, just as it should)
Belle: It works!
Maurice: It does? It does!
Me: YEAH IT WORKS!
Belle: You did it! You really did it!
Maurice: Hitch up Phillipe, girl. I'm off to the fair! (Log strikes him in the head, knocking him out. Fade to later in the day)
Belle: Good bye, Papa! Good luck!
Maurice: Good bye, Belle, and take care while I'm gone!
Me: Be careful!
(Maurice and Phillipe continue on their journey until they become lost)
Maurice: We should be there by now. Maybe we missed a turn. I guess I should have taken a…wait a minute. (Lifts lantern to illuminate sign giving directions to Anaheim and Valencia) No. Let's go this way!
(Phillipe looks right, at a dark, overgrown path, then left towards a more inviting route, then begins to go left)
Maurice: Come on, Phillipe! It's a shortcut. We'll be there in no time!
(Phillipe and Maurice continue through the dark.)
Maurice: This can't be right. Where have you taken us, Phillipe? We'd better turn around…and…whoa…whoa boy, whoa Phillipe. Oh, oh! Look out!
(A swarm of bats fly out of a tree. Phillipe runs through the forest avoiding everything until he almost runs over the edge of a cliff)
Maurice: Back up! Back up! Back up! Good boy, good boy. That's good, that's-back up! Steady. Steady! Hey now. Steady. (Phillipe finally bucks him off.) Phillipe! (Phillipe runs away, leaving Maurice on the edge of the cliff.) Phillipe? Oh no! (He looks up and sees wolves growling at him. Maurice runs away, being chased by the wolves. He stumbles down a hill, and lands at the gate of a castle. He grabs the locked gate and tries to shake it open.) Help! Is someone there?
(The gate opens, and Maurice runs in. He slams the gate in the faces of the wolves. Leaving his hat on the ground as the rain begins to fall, Maurice runs to the castle and bangs on the door. It creaks open and he enters, cautiously.)
Maurice: Hello? Hello?
(Watching from a table near the entrance are Lumiere and Cogsworth)
Lumiere: (Barely whispering) Old fellow must have lost his way in the woods.
Cogsworth: (Also whispering) Keep quiet! Maybe he'll go away.
Maurice: Is someone there?
Cogsworth: Not a word, Lumiere. Not one word!
Maurice: I don't mean to intrude, but I've lost my horse and I need a place to stay for the night.
Lumiere: (looking at Cogsworth like a child having just found a lost puppy) Oh Cogsworth, have a heart.
Cogsworth: Shush shush shhhhh! (Cogsworth puts hand over Lumiere'S mouth, who promptly proceeds to touch his lit candle hand to Cogsworth's hand.) Ow ow Ow OW OW OUCH!
Lumiere: Of course, monsieur, you are welcome here.
Maurice: (looking around in confusion) Who said that? (He picks up the candlestick for light, not realizing that the speaker is in his hand)
Lumiere: (Tapping him on the shoulder) Over here!
Maurice: (Spins around, pulling Lumiere to the other side) Where?
Lumiere: (Taps Maurice on the side of the head. Maurice looks at Lumiere.) Allo!
Maurice: Oh! (Startled, he drops Lumiere onto the floor.) Incredible!
Cogsworth: (hopping over) Well, now you've done it, Lumiere. Splendid, just peachy-aaarrrgghh! (Maurice picks up Cogsworth)
Maurice: How is this accomplished? (He fiddles with Cogsworth)
Cogsworth: Put me down! At once! Stop that! (giggles) Stop that, I say! (Maurice tickles the bottoms of Cogsworth's feet. He laughs. He begins to wind the spring on the back of Cogsworth's head, twisting his face around with the clock hands. Maurice opens the front of Cogsworth and begins to play with his pendulum. Cogsworth slams the door shut on his finger.) Sir, close that at once, do you mind?!
Maurice: I beg your pardon, it's just that I've never seen a clock that… aah… I mean…aah aah aah-chooo! (Maurice sneezes in the face of Cogsworth, who proceeds to wipe his face off using his clock hands in a very anachronistic windshield wiper manner. Maurice sniffles, indicating the cold he has caught from being in the rain.)
Lumiere: Oh, you are soaked to the bone, monsieur. Come, warm yourself by the fire.
Maurice: Thank you.
(Lumiere and Maurice head towards the den, with Cogsworth running after them.)
Cogsworth: No, no, no, do you know what the master would do if he finds you here. (Beast is watching the action from an overhead walkway, and rushes off as the trio enters the den.) I demand that you stop… right… there! (Cogsworth tumbles down the steps. Maurice takes a seat in a large chair in front of a roaring fire.) Oh no, no. Not the master's chair! (The footstool rushes past Cogsworth, barking up a storm.) I'm not seeing this, I'm not seeing this!
Maurice: (As the footstool rushes up to him) Well, hello there, boy. (Footstool props himself up under the feet of Maurice. Coatrack enters and removes his cloak.) What service!
Cogsworth: All right, this has gone far enough. I'm in charge here, and- (Cogsworth is run over by the (once again) anachronistic IndyCar sounding teacart of Mrs. Potts)
Mrs. Potts: (Arriving by the side of Maurice) How would you like a nice spot of tea, sir? It'll warm you up in no time. (Pours tea into cup (Chip), which hops over into Maurice's open hand)
Cogsworth: (from face down position on carpet) No! No tea! No tea!
Chip: (As Maurice sips the tea) Ha ha! His moustache tickles, momma!
Maurice: (startled by the cup) Oh! Hello!
(The door to the den slams open and a strong gust of wind blows into the room, extinguishing Lumiere's flames and the fire in the fireplace. Cogsworth dives for cover. Mrs. Potts begins to shake. Chip jumps back onto the tea cart and takes refuge from behind his mother)
Chip: Uh oh!
(Beast enters. We see him in full for the first time. He is on all fours. He looks around in the darkness.)
Beast: (growling his words) There's a stranger here.
Lumiere: (who has relit his flames) Master, allow me to explain. The gentleman was lost in the woods. He was cold and wet, so… (Lumiere's last sentence is drowned out by the very loud growl of Beast, which puts out his flames once again. Lumiere looks down, dejected.)
Cogsworth: (Coming out from under a rug) Master, I'd like to take this moment to say… I was against this from the start. It was all his fault. I tried to stop them, but would they listen to me? No, no… (Again, Beast's growl drowns out Cogsworth.)
(Maurice looks to one side of the chair, then to the other and sees Beast.)
Beast: Who are you?! What are you doing here?!
Maurice: (Very scared and backing away from the advancing Beast) I… I… I was lost in the woods and… (stares at Beast)
Beast: (Advancing on him) You are not welcome here!
Maurice: I… I'm… I'm sorry
Beast: What are you staring at?
Maurice: (Cowering under Beast) Noth-noth-nothing! (Turns to leave)
Beast: (Racing around and blocking the entrance with surprising speed) So, you've come to stare at the Beast, have you?
Maurice: Please, I meant no harm! I just needed a place to stay…
Beast: I'll give you a place to stay!
Maurice: Oh! Please! No, no! (Beast picks up Maurice, carries him out of the room and slams the door, plunging the den, along with Cogsworth, Lumiere, Mrs. Potts, and Chip into darkness. Fade out.)
(Fade in to Belle's cottage, seen from POV of Gaston and Lefou.)
Lefou: Heh! Oh boy! Belle's gonna get the surprise of her life, huh, Gaston?
Gaston: Yep. This is her lucky day!
(Gaston lets go of a branch, which swings back and hits Lefou in the turns to the band, wedding guests and others, apparently just out ofsight of Belle's cottage.)
Gaston: I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first, I better go in there and… propose to the girl!
(The minister, the baker, and the others laugh heartily. Camera pans quickly to show the bimbettes crying their eyes out.)
Gaston: (To Lefou) Now, you Lefou. When Belle and I come out that door-
Lefou: Oh I know, I know! I strike up the band! (He turns and begins directing the band in "Here Comes the Bride." Gaston slams a baritone over his head.)
Gaston: Not yet!
Lefou: (From inside the instrument, with his lips sticking out the mouthpiece) Sorry!
(Cut to interior of cottage. Belle is sitting in a chair reading her new book. There is a knock at the door. She puts the book down and walks to the door. She reaches up and pulls down a viewing device. She peeks through and sees an anachronistically accurate fish-eye view of Gaston. She moans.)
Me: Gaston?
Belle: Yeah.
Me: I got this.
Belle opened the door and then...
POW!
I punched him in the face and it sent him to tumble out the door and into a mud puddle.
Gaston: Whoa!
(The wedding band begins to play "Here Comes the Bride." and the door is slammed shut. Lefou, who is directing the band, looks down and sees Gaston's legs sticking out of the mud, and Pierre the pig's head sticking up. Lefou cuts off the band, and Gaston's head pops up and he had a nasty black eye, with the pig on top of him. He tilts his head, and the pig slides down his back.)
Lefou: So, how'd it go?
Gaston: (Picks up Lefou by the neck) I'll have Belle for my wife, make no mistake about that! (Gaston drops Lefou into the mud.)
Lefou: (To Pierre) Touchy!
Pierre: Grunt Grunt.
(Gaston storms off, muddy and furious, and the focus returns to the cottage. Belle pokes her head out the door.)
Belle: (To the chickens) Is he gone?
They nodded.
Me: Yeah he's gone.
Belle: Can you imagine? He asked me to marry him!
Nico: Don't worry Belle. We're not going to let him touch you.
Belle: Thanks guys. Me, the wife of that boorish, brainless… Madame Gaston, can't you just see it? Madame Gaston, his little wife. No, sir! Not me, I guarantee it. I want much more than this provincial life… (she walks into the pen and feeds the animals, then runs off singing into an open field overlooking a beautiful valley) I want adventure in the great wide somewhere, I want it more than I can tell. And for once it might be grand… To have someone understand… I want so much more than they've got planned…
Me: I know Belle. But we'll find someone for you. I'm no matchmaker but we'll find you someone.
(Phillipe runs into the open field. Belle looks at him, disturbed that Maurice is not with him.)
Belle: Phillipe!
Me: Phillipe!?
Belle: What are you doing here? Where's…? Where's Papa? Where is he, Phillipe? What happened? Oh, we have to find him, you have to take me to him!
(Belle unhitches the wagon from Phillipe.)
Me: We'll all go with you Belle.
Cut to us walking down the forest.
Me: This forest is scary.
Nico: Yeah. It's so ominous and sends shivers down your spine.
Lincoln: Yeah.
We heard wolf howls.
Me: Wolves are here.
Laney: Wow.
Then we saw a wolf pack.
Me: Wolf pack!
Zarya: I'll tame them.
Snake Man: You sure you want to tame those wolves, Zarya? I can always eat them.
Zarya: I do. The Wolf is my power in the Mysticons and I can be their friend.
Zarya went up to the wolves and tamed them and made them her friends and partners and they became our friends as well.
Nico: Wow. That is so cool.
Me: It sure is.
(How Phillipe brought Belle there is a mystery, seeing as Phillipe never made it to the castle with Maurice.)
We arrived at the castle and Zarya's new wolf friends were with her.
Belle: What is this place?
Me: Oh man. This is Prince Adam's castle.
Lasher: Beast's castle looks dark as ever.
Zarya: It sure does. Even when it's cursed, it still shows a horrifying image.
Belle: I know. But the Beast is a prince that is misunderstood.
Girl Jordan: I remember. But his castle will always be beautiful in the eyes of many.
Laney: It sure will.
Nico: Yeah.
(Phillipe snorts, then begins to buck as if something is scaring him. Belle dismounts and comforts him.)
Belle: Phillipe, please, steady. (She enters the gate and sees Maurice's hat on the ground.) Papa.
Me: He's here. Lets go.
(Cut to interior of castle with Cogsworth and Lumiere discussing events.)
Cogsworth: Couldn't keep quiet, could we? Just had to invite him to stay, didn't we? Serve him tea, sit in the master's chair, pet the pooch.
Lumiere: I was trying to be hospitable.
(Cut back to door opening and Belle entering castle.)
Belle: Hello? Is anyone here? Hello? Papa? Papa, are you here?
Me: Hello? Anyone home?
Eli: Hello?
(We follow as Belle ascends the grand staircase and searches for her father. Cut to kitchen where Mrs. Potts is standing next to a tub of hot water. Chip hops in.)
Chip: Momma. There's a girl in the castle!
Mrs. Potts: Now, Chip, I won't have you making up such wild stories.
Chip: But really, momma, I saw her.
Mrs. Potts: (Disgusted) Not another word. Into the tub. (She lifts Chip into the tub. Featherduster enters)
Featherduster: A girl! I saw a girl in the castle!
Chip: (poking his head out from the water) See, I told ya!
(Cut back to Lumiere and Cogsworth bickering)
Cogsworth: Irresponsible, devil-may-care, waxy eared, slack-jawed-
Belle: Papa?
(Cogsworth and Lumiere turn to look at the new arrival)
Lumiere: Did you see that? (Running to the door and poking his head around the corner with Cogsworth) It's a girl!
Cogsworth: I know it's a girl.
Lumiere: And Team Loud Phoenix Storm is with her! Don't you see? She's the one. The girl we have been waiting for. She has come to break the spell! (He chases after her.)
Cogsworth: Wait a minute, wait a minute!
(Belle advances down a narrow hallway. Cogsworth and Lumiere sneak up behind her and open the door that leads to the tower where Maurice is being kept. The door creaks open and Belle hears the sound)
Me: This place gives me the creeps.
Brittney: It's still a beautiful castle.
We followed Belle.
Belle: Papa? Papa? (Cogsworth hides behind the door and Lumiere rushes off.) Hello? Is someone here? Wait! I'm looking for my father! (She begins up the stairs, but doesn't realize that Lumiere is watching her.) That's funny, I'm sure there was someone… I-I-Is there anyone here?
(Maurice's voice echoes from his cell)
Maurice: Belle?
Me: Maurice?
Belle: Papa! (Rushes up to the cell to find him)
Maurice: How did you find me?
Belle: Oh, your hands are like ice. We have to get you out of here.
Me: Yeah.
Maurice: Belle, I want you to leave this place.
Belle: Who's done this to you?
Maurice: No time to explain. You must go…now!
Belle: I won't leave you!
(Suddenly, Beast grabs Belle's shoulder and whips her around. She drops the torch she was carrying into a puddle and the room is dark except for one beam of light from a skylight.)
Beast: What are you doing here?
Maurice: Run, Belle!
We hid.
Belle: Who's there? Who are you?
Beast: The master of this castle.
Belle: I've come for my father. Please let him out! Can't you see he's sick?
Beast: Then he shouldn't have trespassed here.
Belle: But he could die. Please, I'll do anything!
Beast: There's nothing you can do. He's my prisoner.
Belle: Oh, there must be some way I can…wait! (pause) Take me, instead!
Beast: You! You would take his place?
Maurice: Belle, no! You don't know what you're doing!
Belle: If I did, would you let him go?
Beast: Yes, but you must promise to stay here forever.
(Belle ponders the situation and realizes she can't see the captor)
Belle: Come into the light.
(Beast drags his legs, then his whole body into the beam of light. Belle looks, her eyes growing wider until she can stand no more and falls back to Maurice.)
Me: Prince Adam? Is that you?
We went up to him.
Beast: J.D., Everyone!
Eli: It's good to see you again.
Maurice: How do you know him?
Me: It's all right Maurice. He's a friend. We'll tell you all about it later. By the way Prince Adam, did you see anything unusual here like a man wearing a black outfit?
Beast: Yes I did.
Eli: Oh no.
Beast: Look, guys. Despite the fact that I'm stuck in this form right now, it really is good to see you guys.
Myotismon: Relax, Adam. I'm a vampire Digimon. So, I'm not one to judge.
Me: But it's great to see you again as well Adam. But I'm afraid we have big problems. Xaldin is back.
Beast gasped.
Me: Yeah. This is an evil version of him and not the one of the Masters of Evil that we know.
I went over his history.
Xaldin, also known as the Whirlwind Lancer, is the third member of Organization XIII and a major antagonist in the Kingdom Hearts series. He is a silver-tongued Nobody who controls the wind. He wields six lances named Lindworm and uses his powers over wind to manipulate all six at once, for both offensive and defensive purpose.
Xaldin's lances can transform into a dragon-shaped contraption to attack opponents with whirlwinds. He controls the lance-wielding Dragoon Nobodies.
He is the main antagonist of the Beast's Castle arcs in Kingdom Hearts II and a minor ally and playable character in 358/2 Days.
He was voiced by David Dayan Fisher in the English dubbed version who also portrayed Shaw in National Treasure, and Yōsuke Akimoto in the Japanese version.
Xaldin was once Dilan, a castle guard working under Ansem the Wise, benign lord of the Radiant Garden kingdom, who met Ventus and later took Aqua's armor and Keyblade into the castle. Becoming a Nobody to be free of feelings, Xaldin understood the setbacks of lacking a heart, but kept a clear disdain towards people who follow their hearts, especially towards the Beast.
Xaldin secretly begins his attempt to manipulate the Beast's rage to create a powerful Nobody and Heartless. He then kidnaps Belle, forcing the Beast to choose whether Belle or the rose is more important to him. The plan fails when Belle gets away with the rose and Xaldin falls against Sora and the Beast, fading into nothingness.
However, in Dream Drop Distance, it's revealed that he was revived as Dilan along with Even, Aeleus, Ienzo and Lea.
Everyone gasped.
Lori: (GROWLS FEROCIOUSLY)
Beast: What's wrong with Lori?
Me: We faced Xaldin 3 years ago the first time and she is so pissed off about Xaldin trying to destroy your relationship with Belle. She has a huge personal vendetta against him.
Nico: Yeah. It's true. Lori HATES Xaldin more than life itself.
Zarya: It's not pretty.
Me: Yeah.
Beast: I see. I'll show you to your room.
(Beast leads Belle and us to her room. As we proceed, Belle begins to lag behind. She looks at the hideous sculptures on the walls and the light casting shadows on them. Frightened, she gasps and runs to catch up with Beast.
Twilight Sparkle: Prince Adam what happened here that caused this castle to become like this?
Beast: It's a really nasty story.
Me: It's a curse that was put on the castle.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: We'll do everything we can to help you Prince Adam.
Beast: Thank you.
(Beast continues, and Belle reluctantly follows. Cut to int. of Belle's room, dark. The door opens and light spills in.)
Beast: (Tenderly) Now, if you need anything, my servants will attend you.
We went in.
Me: Thank you Prince Adam.
We went in and he closed the door.
(There is a 'clink clink clink' at the door. She gets up and walks over to open the door. Mrs. Potts enters with Chip and their entourage.)
Belle: Who is it?
Mrs. Potts: (from outside the door) Mrs. Potts, dear. (Door opens.) I thought you might like a spot of tea.
Belle: (amazed at the fact that she is listening to a walking tea set) But you're… You're a… (bumps into the wardrobe)
Wardrobe: Ooh! Careful!
Belle: (sits on bed) This is impossible-
Wardrobe: (leans 'shoulder' on bed, popping other end and Belle into the air) I know it is, but here we are!
Me: It's part of the curse that the Beast is on. Not only did the Prince get cursed. But so did all the people who live here. They got turned into objects.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Mrs. Potts it's a pleasure to meet you.
Mrs. Potts: And it's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Chip: Same here. You guys are my heroes.
Me: We're honored.
Chip: (as sugar and cream are being poured into him) I told you she was pretty, Mama, didn't I?
Mrs. Potts: All right, now, Chip. That'll do. (Chip hops over to Belle, who is sitting on the floor) Slowly, now. Don't spill!
Belle: Thank you. (She picks up Chip, and is about to take a sip of tea.)
Chip: (To Belle) Wanna see me do a trick? (Chip takes a big breath, then puffs out his cheeks and blows bubbles out the top of the cup.)
Mrs. Potts: (admonishingly) Chip!
Chip: (looking guilty) Oops. Sorry.
Me: That's funny.
Eli: It sure was. But Belle here's how the spell went down here.
Belle: How did it happen?
Eli went over what happened at the castle.
The Enchantress is the one who placed the spell on the Prince, the castle, and everyone inside the castle for the Prince's cruel ways. She is cunning, taking on the disguise of an old, helpless woman seeking shelter to test the Prince's heart. Her morality, however, is up for debate, particularly because of the debate over the Beast's age when he was cursed, and how she cursed everyone in the castle rather than just the guilty party (such as Chip Potts, who was undebatably a child at the time), as well as being implied to have cursed the forest surrounding the castle making it dark and infested by wolves and bats so only few would dare to enter.
Belle gasped.
Me: Yeah. This whole castle and the area around it as well as Prince Adam and the people here are all cursed. Prince Adam is now a beast and all the people that live here have been turned into objects.
Belle: There has to be something we can do.
Mrs. Potts: (To Belle) That was a very brave thing you did, my dear.
Wardrobe: We all think so.
Me: Yeah. And your father is staying in a better room than the dungeon.
Lola: That's right.
Me: Also you still have us with you.
Mrs. Potts: That's right. Cheer up, child. It'll turn out all right in the end. You'll see. (She looks up, startled.) Ooh, listen to me… jabbering on while there's a supper to get on the table. Chip!
Chip: (hopping away) Bye!
(Belle stands and the wardrobe approaches her.)
Me: I bet you are hungry Belle?
Belle: I suppose I am.
Me: Lets go.
(Door creaks open. Belle and us silently emerges. We see our feet go by as three bright spots shine through a curtain at floor level. Behind it are Lumiere and the featherduster.)
Featherduster: Oh, no!
Lumiere: Oh, yes!
Featherduster: Oh, no!
Lumiere: Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Featherduster: I've been burnt by you before!
(Lumiere and the featherduster have emerged and he takes her in his arms. Suddenly he looks up and sees Belle walking down the hall. He drops the featherduster.)
Featherduster: Oof!
Lumiere: Zut alors! She has emerged!
(Cut to kitchen, where we find Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts, Chip and the stove.)
Mrs. Potts: Come on, Chip. Into the cupboard with your brothers and sisters. (helping him in)
Chip: (yawning) But I'm not sleepy.
Mrs. Potts: Yes, you are.
Chip: No, I'm…not. (He falls asleep and Mrs. Potts shuts the cupboard door.)
(A banging of pots and pans comes from the stove.)
Stove: I work and I slave all day, and for what? A culinary masterpiece gone to waste.
Mrs. Potts: Oh, stop your grousing. It's been a long night for all of us.
Cogsworth: Well, if you ask me, she was just being stubborn. After all, he did say 'please.'
Mrs. Potts: But if the master doesn't learn to control that temper, he'll never break the-
(Belle and us enter, and Cogsworth cuts off Mrs. Potts before she can say 'spell.')
Cogsworth: (interrupting) Splendid to see you out and about, mademoiselle and friends.
Me: Hello Cogsworth.
Eli: Good to see you again.
Cogsworth: Same to you Eli.
Me: We came to help you all. Also we're really hungry.
(Lumiere came running in.)
Cogsworth: I am Cogsworth, head of the household. (He leans over to kiss Belle's hand, but Lumiere butts in front of him.) This is Lumiere.
Lumiere: En chante, cherie.
Eli: Bonjour Lumiere.
Lumiere: Ah Eli it's good to see you again.
Lincoln: It's an honor to meet you.
Cogsworth: (trying to talk around Lumiere who is still kissing Belle's hand) If there's…stop that…anything that we…please (finally shoving him out of the way)…can do to make your stay more comfortable. (Lumiere burns the hand of Cogsworth) Ow!
Belle: I am a little hungry.
Me: We're all very hungry.
Mrs. Potts: (excited, to the other tea pots) You are? Hear that? She's hungry. Stoke the fire, break out the silver, wake the china.
(The fire on the stove roars to life, and drawers open to reveal silverware standing at attention.)
Cogsworth: (secretively) Remember what the master said.
Mrs. Potts: Oh, pish tosh. I'm not going to let the poor child and our friends go hungry.
Cogsworth: (thinking he is giving in to the ultimate demand) Oh, all right. Glass of water, crust of bread, and then-
Lumiere: Cogsworth, I am surprised at you. She's not our prisoner. She's our guest! We must make her feel welcome here. (to Belle) Right this way, mademoiselle and friends.
Cogsworth: Well keep it down. If the master finds out about this, it will be our necks!
Beast came.
Beast: It's all right Cogsworth. They are friends.
Lumiere: Of course, of course. But what is dinner without a little music?
(Lumiere has started out the swinging door. He lets it close, and the door hits Cogsworth and sends him across the room to land in a pan filled with (what looks like) pancake batter. He screams his line as he is in flight.)
Cogsworth: MUSIC?!
(Cut to dining room, where Belle is seated at the end of a long table. Lumiere is on the table and a spotlight shines on him.)
Lumiere: Ma chere, mademoiselle. It is with deepest pleasure and greatest pride that I welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair for you all as the dining room proudly presents…your dinner. Be... our... guest, be our guest, put our service to the test, tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie and we provide the rest!
(The chair has wrapped a napkin around Belle's neck, who takes it off and places it on her lap. The chair's arms put it's hands on it's 'waist' as if it were mad.)
Lumiere: Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres! Why we only live to serve! Try the grey stuff, it's delicious! Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!
(Lumiere offers Belle a plate of hors d'oeuvres. She dips her finger in one, and tastes it. We taste them.)
Lumiere: They can sing, they can dance! After all, miss, this is France! And a dinner here is never second best! Go on unfold your menu, take a glance and then you'll be our guest, oui, our guest, be our guest!
(A cabinet at the end of the table opens to reveal a large china collection, which rolls out and begins to perform. Lumiere hands Belle a menu, which she begins to read.)
Lumiere: Beef ragout, cheese souffle, pie and pudding en flambe! We'll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret!
(Plates of food go dancing by, with Cogsworth in the pudding. Lumiere sets his torch to it, and it explodes, turning Cogsworth's face black with soot.)
Lumiere: You're alone and you're scared, but the banquet's all prepared! No one's gloomy or complaining, while the fatwares entertaining!
(The flatware enters a 'Busby Berlkley-esque' swimming scene.)
Lumiere: We tell jokes, I do tricks with my fellow candlesticks... (standing on a plate, is elevated and begins to juggle his candles.)
Mugs: (entering the shot) "Und" it's all in perfect taste that you can bet! (They begin a gymnastics routine, hopping over one another and passing a beverage from one to the next)
All: Come on and lift your glass, you've won your own free pass to be our guest!
Lumiere: If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest!
All: Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest! (They leave except Cogsworth, who looks scared, then begins to inch away.)
Lumiere: Life is so unnerving, for a servant who's not serving! (enters and holds him there.) He's not whole without a soul to wait upon...
Cogsworth: Get off! (blows out the candles.)
Lumiere: Ah, those good old days when we were useful. Suddenly, those good old days are gone. (Lumiere sings as if he were reminiscing. Snow begins to fall. Cogsworth looks up and sees the salt and pepper shakers doing their thing.) Ten years we've been rusting, needing so much more than dusting, needing exercise, a chance to use our skills! (Lumiere dusts the salt of the head of Cogsworth, who tries to escape. He trips and falls into the gelatin mold.) Most days just lay around the castle, flabby fat and lazy, you walked in, and oops-a-daisie! (Lumiere jumps on a spoon in the gelatin, which catapults Cogsworth out of the mold.)
(Cut to kitchen, where Mrs. Potts is surrounded by soap bubbles.)
Mrs. Potts: It's a guest, it's a guest! Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! Wine's been poured and thank the Lord, I've had the napkins freshly pressed! (continues to dance around the kitchen) With dessert, she'll want tea, and my dear, that's fine with me! While the cups do their soft shoeing, I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing! I'll get warm, piping hot- Heaven's sake, is that a spot? Clean it up, we want the company impressed! We've got a lot to do- Is it one lump or two? For you our guest! (Mrs. Potts is cleaned off by a napkin. She hops onto the tea cart and rolls into the dining room, where she offers tea to Belle.)
All: They're our guests!
Mrs. Potts: They're our guest!
All: They're our guests! Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request! It's ten years since we had anybody here, and we're obsessed! With your meal, with your ease, yes indeed, we aim to please! While the candlelight's still glowing, let us help you we'll keep going-
(The china and candlesticks perform an elaborately choreographed dance sequence, ending in a c.u. of Lumiere.)
All (with Lumiere): Course... by... course, one by one, 'til you shout "Enough, I'm done!" Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest! Tonight you'll prop your feet up, but for let's eat up! Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please Be our gueeeeeeeeeeeeest!
(A fantastic ending comes of the song, with silverware flying through the air, plates and featherdusters dancing, and Cogsworth the focus of attention, until Lumiere comes sliding in and sends him flying out of camera range.)
We cheered wildly.
Me: That was awesome!
Eli: I always love that song!
Nico: Me too!
Beast: A great song.
Belle: Bravo! That was wonderful!
Cogsworth: Thank you, thank you, mademoiselle. Yes, good show, wasn't it?
Eli: It was great Cogsworth. Just like I remember.
Nunnally: It sure was fun.
Nico: Yeah it was.
Zarya: Yeah!
Cogsworth: (Looking at his own face) Oh, my goodness, look at the time. Now, it's off to bed, off to bed!
(Lumiere comes up next to Cogsworth.)
Belle: Oh, I couldn't possibly go to bed now. It's my first time in an enchanted castle.
Me: Ours too.
Cogsworth: Enchanted? Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? (He tries to cover it up, just as a fork runs past. To Lumiere) It was you, wasn't it!?
Belle: I... figured it out for myself.
Me: Because we all figured it out and we told her.
Belle: (Cogsworth and Lumiere have been fighting. They both look at her, then stop. Cogsworth dusts himself off, and Lumiere fixes his wax nose.) I'd like to look around, if that's all right.
Lumiere: (excited) Oh! Would you like a tour?
Me: We sure would.
Maurice: I would love to see more of this castle.
Cogsworth: Wait a second, wait a second. I'm not sure that's such a good idea. (Confidentially, to Lumiere) We can't let her go poking around in certain places, if you know what I mean.
Belle: (Poking Cogsworth in the belly (like the Pillsbury doughboy)) Perhaps you could take me. I'm sure you know everything there is to know about the castle.
Cogsworth: (flattered) Well, actually, ah yes, I do!
(Fade to Cogsworth, Lumiere, and Belle walking down a hall with the footstool. Cogsworth is lecturing.)
Cogsworth: As you can see, the pseudo facade was stripped away to reveal a minimalist rococo design. Note the unusual inverted vaulted ceilings. This is yet another example of the neo-classic baroque period, and as I always say, if it's not baroque, don't fix it! Ha ha ha. Now then, where was I? (He turns to find the heads of the suits of armor have turned to follow Belle.) As you were! (They all snap back to face forward.) Now, if I may draw your attention to the flying buttresses above the-uh, mademoiselle?
(Cogsworth turns back to the group and is one girl short. He sees her beginning to climb the grand staircase. He and Lumiere run up to her and jump in front of her, blocking her progress upstairs.)
Belle: What's up there?
Me: That must be the West Wing.
Cogsworth: Where? There? Oh, nothing. Absolutely nothing of interest at all in the West Wing. Dusty, dull, very boring.
(Lumiere has been shaking his head, but Cogsworth nudges him and he nods in agreement.)
Belle: Ah, so that's the West Wing.
Lumiere: (To Cogsworth) Nice going!
Belle: I wonder what he's hiding up there.
Me: It's part of why this Castle and everything and everyone in it is Cursed.
Vanitas: Let's go down to the Dungeon and see if we can kill any Heartless there.
Me: Okay.
Belle: That's a good idea.
We went down to the dungeons and 45 minutes later we came back.
Me: That's that.
We had auras like fire.
Zarya: Yeah.
The wolves nuzzled Zarya.
Nico: Cool.
Beast: Guys I need to show you all something.
Belle: What is it?
He took us to the West Wing and we went into Beast's room and he showed us the Rose. Belle's excitement begins to dwindle, though, when she enters the hallway leading to Beast's lair. As she walks down the hall, she stops to look in a mirror that has been shattered into several pieces, each one reflecting her concerned look.
Me: Whoa. These mirrors are all broken.
Belle: Yeah.
She reaches the end of the hall and finds a closed door with gargoyle handles.
Lucy Loud: Now that's my kind of door handle.
Belle takes a deep breath, then reaches out and opens the door. We went inside and we begin to explore. We are truly shocked by everything we see.
Me: What a mess.
Nico: No kidding.
Eli: Yeah.
We wanders around, looking, and Belle knocks over a table, but she catches it before it crashes to the floor. She then turns her head and sees a shredded picture on the wall. We can only see part of a portrait. It is the same portrait that was shredded in the opening. Belle reaches out and lifts the shreds of the picture to reveal the prince.
Me: Is this your room Prince Adam?
Beast: Yes. Yes it is.
Me: Oh man.
We look at the portrait and we saw that it was a picture of Prince Adam before he turned into the Beast. But then we saw a pink light and then we turned our heads and saw the rose under the bell jar. She walks over to it, her eyes transfixed. We went to the rose.
Laney: Is that the rose?
Beast: Yes. It's linked to the spell that I'm under. The rose has been in bloom for over 10 years and it's now starting to wilt.
I saw that 4 petals have fallen.
Me: 4 petals have fallen.
Beast: Yes. I have to learn how to love another and earn Belle's love in return by the time the last of the petals falls.
Me: That's why you're cursed to be like this.
Beast: Yes. But if I can't do it then I'm gonna be like this forever.
Me: The rose is like a timer. Looks like we only have a few days left from the looks of it.
Zarya: Then we got to hurry.
Lola: And fast.
Eli: Yeah
Brittney: Lets see here.
She pulled out a book on Supernatural Curses and Enchanted Artifacts.
Brittney scrolled through the pages and she found something really interesting.
Brittney: Here it is. "The Curse of The Cruelty Beast."
Belle: What's that one about?
Brittney: It is a curse that turns someone whose heart is as black as night into a beast.
Beast: Exactly like me.
Belle: Is there any way to undo the curse?
Brittney: Yes but there's a huge catch. The person afflicted with this curse has to learn how to love another by the time a magical flower loses all its petals or they will be a beast permanently.
We gasped!
Eli: That's terrible!
Lincoln: No kidding.
Laney: How much time do you think we have on the rose?
Brittney: From the looks of things, I would have to say only about a week. Maybe a month. Less than a year max.
Nico: Oh man.
Then we felt an energy signal and we turned and we saw a Heartless! It was THE THRESHOLDER!
Harley Quinn: Aw, crap! It's a Thresholder!
Zarya fired energy blasts and destroyed the Thresholder.
Zarya: It WAS a Thresholder.
Nico: That's it for that Heartless.
Me: Yep.
We got a massive power boost from him.
Vexen saw Nico writing something.
Vexen: What are you doing, Nico?
Nico: I'm writing a threat to Gaston. I'm gonna have Hawkeye shoot it at his front door as soon as I'm done.
Vexen: Ooh clever. Hopefully his arrow will reach it.
Nico: It will.
Nico rolled the message up.
Nico: It's ready.
Me: Don't worry Prince Adam, we'll gladly help you out. Team Loud Phoenix Storm never abandon's anyone.
Beast: Thank you.
Fade to Gaston's tavern, which is empty except for Gaston, Lefou and Monsieur D'arque, who are all sitting at a table.)
D'arque: I don't usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but they said you'd make it worth my while. (Gaston pulls out a sack of gold and tosses it in front of him. He takes out a piece, scrapes it on his chin and continues.) Aah, I'm listening.
Gaston: It's like this. I've got my heart set on marrying Belle, but she needs a little persuasion.
Lefou: (butting in) Turned him down flat!
Gaston: (slams a beer mug on Lefou's head.) Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in here tonight raving about a beast in a castle…
D'arque: Maurice is harmless.
Gaston: The point is, Belle would do anything to keep him from being locked up.
Lefou: Yeah, even marry him!
(Gaston gives him another threatening look, and he ducks back under the mug.)
D'arque: So you want me to throw her father in the asylum unless she agrees to marry you? (They both nod in agreement.) Oh, that is despicable. I love it!
Suddenly an arrow fired through the window and Gaston just avoided an arrow as it hit the wall near him. On the arrow was a piece of paper. He took the paper, unfolded it, and read it.
Gaston (reads paper): "Hey, Gaston. This is Nico Chan. I'm a friend of your wife, Belle. Oh wait. She's not your wife. YOU'RE TRYING TO FORCE HER TO MARRY YOU! I guess that makes you a sex offender, huh? Don't worry. I won't tell anyone of that. At least, I won't if you give me all the money you have in 24 hours. It's been nice talking to you. P.S. You're not as cool as you say you are!" (to Shadow Stalker) Shadow Stalker, when the time comes, you have your target.
The Shadow Stalker agreed and disappeared.
Lefou: What are you gonna do!?
Gaston: I won't be intimidated. D'arque, my plan will still go on.
(Fade to ext of castle. Belle is playing in the snow with Phillipe and the footstool. Beast, Cogsworth and Lumiere watch from the balcony.)
Beast: I've never felt this way about anyone. (Looks excited) I want to do something for her. (Looks discouraged.) But what?
Cogsworth: Well, there's the usual things-flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep…
Lumiere: Ahh, no no. It has to be something very special. Something that sparks her interest… Wait a minute.
Me: She likes reading books.
Beast: That's perfect.
(Cut to the hallway leading to library. Beast and Belle are alone.)
Beast: Belle, there's something I want to show you. (Begins to open the door, then stops.) But first, you have to close your eyes. (She looks at him questioningly.) It's a surprise.
(Belle closes her eyes, and Beast waves his hand in front of her. Then he opens the door. He leads her in.)
Belle: (Just as she enters the room) Can I open them?
Beast: No, no. Not yet. Wait here. (He walks away to draw back the curtains. He does, and brilliant sunlight spills into the room.)
Belle: (flinches reflexively as the light hits her face.) Now can I open them?
Beast: All right. Now.
Belle: (opens her eyes and the camera pulls back to reveal the gigantic library filled with books.) I can't believe it. I've never seen so many books in all my life!
Me: Wow! What a library.
Beast: You-you like it?
Belle: It's wonderful.
Beast: Then it's yours.
Belle: Oh, thank you so much.
(Cut to Belle and Beast in bkgd, with objects including Chip in foreground watching them.)
Mrs. Potts: Oh, would you look at that?
Lumiere: Ha ha! I knew it would work.
Chip: What? What works?
Cogsworth: It's very encouraging.
Featherduster: Isn't this exciting!
Chip: I didn't see anything.
Mrs. Potts: Come along, Chip. There's chores to be done in the kitchen.
Chip: But what are they talking about? What's going on? C'mon, Mom!
(The objects walk away. Fade to breakfast table with Belle at one end and Beast at the other, with Mrs. Potts between them. Belle is served breakfast, and as she begins to eat, she looks at Beast, gobbling up his food with no table manners whatsoever. Chip laughs, but Mrs. Potts shoots him an admonishing look. Belle turns away and tries to ignore it, but Chip comes to the rescue. He nudges the spoon with his nose, and Beast reaches out for it (very 3-D-ishly). Belle looks at him in wonder as he tries to eat with the spoon, but he has little success. Finally, Belle puts down her spoon and lifts her bowl as if in a toast. Beast looks at the compromise and does the same. They both begin to sip their breakfast out of their bowls. Fade to courtyard where Belle and Beast are feeding the birds.)
Belle: There's something sweet, and almost kind, but he was mean, and he was coarse and unrefined. And now he's dear, And so unsure, I wonder why I didn't see it there before.
(Belle is trying to attract some birds to Beast who shoves a handful of seed at them. Finally, she takes a handful and gently spreads it out, creating a trail. One lands in his hands, and he looks up thrilled.)
Beast: She glanced this way, I thought I saw, and when we touched, she didn't shudder at my paw. No it can't be, I'll just ignore, but then she's never looked at me that way before.
(Belle has ducked around a tree, leaving Beast with the birds. She begins to look doubtful again, but turns her head around the tree and laughs. Beast is covered with birds.)
Belle: New, and a bit alarming. Who'd have ever thought that this could be? True, that he's no Prince Charming. But there's something in him that I simply didn't see.
SPLAT!
Me: OH! (Laughs) She nailed him good.
Nico: Nice shot!
(Belle throws a snowball at Beast, who had looked at her proudly after the birds flew away. He begins to gather a large pile of snow. We cut to the objects, looking out of a window at the two. In the background, Belle throws another snowball at Beast, who drops his huge pile of snow on his head. He chases her around a tree, but she ducks around the other side and sneaks up on him from behind.)
Lumiere: Well who'd have thought?
Mrs. Potts: Well bless my soul.
Cogsworth: And who'd have known?
Mrs. Potts: Well who indeed?
Lumiere: And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?
Mrs. Potts: It's so peculiar
All: We'll wait and see, a few days more, there may be something there that wasn't there before
(Fade to den where Belle sits in front of a roaring fire and reads to Beast. The objects including Chip watch from doorway)
Cogsworth: You know, perhaps there's something there that wasn't there before.
Chip: What?
Mrs. Potts: There may be something there that wasn't there before.
Chip: What's there, mama?
Mrs. Potts: Shhh. I'll tell you when you're older. (Lumiere and Fifi closing the
Cogsworth: Right then! You all know why we're here. We have exactly 12 hours, 36 minutes, and 15 seconds to create the most magical, spontaneous, romantic atmosphere known to man or beast. (Chuckles weakly) "Or beast.." (pause) Right. Need I remind you that if the last petal falls from this rose, the spell will never be broken! Very well. You all know your assignments. Half of you to the West Wing, half of you to the East Wing, the rest of you, come with me.
Lumiere: Hoho, lighten up Cogsworth and let nature take its course.
Mrs. Potts: It's obvious there's a spark between them.
Cogsworth: Yes yes yes... But there's no harm in fanning the flames. You know, a little. Besides, they must fall in love tonight if we ever expect to be human again.
Lumiere: Aaah...human again...
Mrs. Potts: Human again...
Lumiere: Yes, think what that means...
Lumiere: I'll be cooking again, be good-looking again, with a mademoiselle on each arm. When I'm human again, only human again, poised and polish and gleaming with charm. I'll be courting again, chic and sporting again
Mrs. Potts: Which should cause several husbands alarm!
Lumiere: Ha, ha! I'll hop down off this shelf, and tout de suite be myself,
Lumiere, Mrs. Potts and Cogsworth: I can't wait to be human again
Essentials: When we're human again, only human again, when we're knickknacks and whatnots no more. When we're human again, good and human again
Wardrobe: Oh, cherie, won't it all be top drawer? I'll wear lipstick and rouge, and I won't be so huge. Why, I'll easily fit through that door! I'll exude savoir faire I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair. It's my prayer to be human again.
Mrs. Potts & Cogsworth: When we're human again, only human again, when the world once more starts making sense.
Cogsworth: I'll unwind, for a change.
Lumiere: Really? That'd be strange.
Cogsworth: Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense? In a shack by the sea, I'll sit back, sipping tea. Let my early retirement commence! Far from fools made of wax, I'll get down to brass tacks and re-LAAAAAAX!
Chorus: When I'm human again! So sweep the dust from the floor. Let's let some light in the room. I can feel, I can tell someone might break the spell any day now! Shine up the brass on the door. Alert the dust pail and broom. If it all goes as planned our time may be at hand any day now
Fifi and the maids: Open the shutters and let in some air!
Mrs. Potts: Put these here and put those over there.
Chorus: Sweep up the years, the sadness and tears and throw them away...
Cogsworth: Ahem...
Chorus: We'll be human again, only human again, when the girl finally sets us all free. Cheeks a-blooming again, we're assuming again, we'll resume our long-lost joie de vivre. We'll be playing again, holidaying again, and we're praying it's ASAP! Little push, little shove, they could "whoosh" fall in love and we'll finally be human again...
(Transition to the library)
Belle: "...For there never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo."
Beast: Could you read it again?
Belle: Well, here. Why don't you read it to me?
Beast: Uhhh...Alright. Hmm... Um... I-I can't.
Belle: You mean you never learned?
Beast: I learned, a little. It's just been so long.
Lola: Hey we can teach you. It took a while for me to start reading so we can help you.
Belle: We'll all help you. Let's start...here.
Beast: Here. Ok, twoh...?
Belle: Two.
Beast: Two, I knew that. Two households, both alike in dignity...
Chorus: We'll be dancing again, we'll be twirling again, we'll whirling around with such ease. When we're human again, only human again, we'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes. We'll be floating again, we'll be gliding again, stepping, striding, as fine as you please! Like a real human does, I'll be all that I was. On that glorious morn, when we're finally re-born, and we're all of us human
Wardrobe: Again!
(Cut to interior of Beast's lair. He is in the tub getting washed up for the big night with Belle. Lumiere is there with him.)
Lumiere: Tonight is the night!
Beast: (hesitantly) I'm not sure I can do this.
Lumiere: You don't have time to be timid. You must be bold, daring.
Beast: Bold. Daring! (Beast has emerged from the tub and shakes himself dry.)
Lumiere: There will be music. Romantic candlelight, provided myself, and when the time is right, you confess your love.
Beast: (Inspired) Yes, I con- I-I- No, I can't.
Lumiere: You care for the girl, don't you?
Beast: More than anything.
Lumiere: Well then, you must tell her. (The coatrack has been cutting Beast's hair. It finishes and steps back.) Voila. You look so…so…
(Cut to shot of Beast in pig-tails and bows.)
Beast: Stupid.
Lumiere: Not quite the word I was looking for. Perhaps a little more off the top.
(The coatrack begins to cut and chop again. Cogsworth enters.)
Cogsworth: Ahem ahem ahem. Your lady awaits. Hoo hoo hoo.
We were getting ready.
Clawful: This is gonna be a fun dance!
Zarya: It sure is. And I love a good dance.
Lincoln: Me too. And at least we're helping Adam learn.
Nico: Yep.
We were dressed nice and we were ready.
(Cut to grand staircase, where Belle and all of us descends from the West Wing side in a glittering gold ball gown. She reaches the landing and looks up at Beast, who is standing at the top of the stairs in his dress clothes. He is nudged on by Lumiere from behind the curtain, and he descends and meets Belle at the landing. Arm in arm, they descend the last section of stairs and continue on their way to dinner, stopped momentarily by the footstool. Mrs. Potts sings from her cart with Chip on board.)
Mrs. Potts: Tale as old as time. True as it can be. Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly. Just a little change. Small to say the least. Both a little scared, neither one prepared, beauty and the beast.
(Belle and Beast have moved into the ballroom, where they move through a computer perfect dance sequence. Beast occasionally looks over at Lumiere and Cogsworth for their approval. Mrs. Potts and Chip are in the ballroom on their cart.)
Then the Dark Signers and Webstor appeared.
Me: The Dark Signers and Webstor.
Kalin: Hey, guys!
Maria: The 8 of you are very early.
Roman: Well, Carly and Misty heard about this dance, they begged us if we could go to it.
Carly: Can you blame us? I really want to dance with Jack!
Misty Tredwell: (to me) And I really want to dance with you. It'll be our first one.
Me: I'm always up for a great dance.
Jack Atlas: Me too.
Dark Spicer (to Vypra): Shall we dance, my lady?
Vypra: Lets shall good sir.
They got to dancing. Eli was dancing with Nunnally and Shining Armor and Cadance were dancing too.
Gabriel: (smiles at Marinette) Marinette, why don't you give Adrien a good time?
Marinette: Yes sir.
Marinette danced with Adrien and it was beautiful.
I was dancing with Misty, Varie, Rachel and my fiancés. Same with Lincoln and it was beautiful.
It was like Prince Adam was living in his time as a human again and it was beautiful.
GARBAGE MOUTH then appeared.
Me: Garbage Mouth!
Tommy Oliver (to Garbage Mouth): So, Dark brought you back for another round, huh?
Garbage Mouth: Yep. But we won't fight now. I'm just here as security for the dance.
Me: We appreciate that.
Garbage Mouth: Indeed.
We were dancing and having awesome fun.
Mrs. Potts: Ever just the same. Ever a surprise. Ever as before, ever just as sure, as the sun will rise. Tale as old as time. Tune as old as song. Bittersweet and strange, finding you can change, learning you were wrong. Certain as the sun. Rising in the east. Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, beauty and the beast. Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, beauty and the beast. (To Chip) Off to the cupboard with you now, Chip. It's past your bedtime. Good night, love.
(Chip slides off the end of the cart, and hops out of the room, but comes back for one last look. Belle and Beast have adjourned to the balcony under a starry night. We all were with them)
Me: That was so beautiful.
Misty Tredwell: It sure was. This is always my favorite part in this world.
Me: You watched Beauty and The Beast back then didn't you?
Misty Tredwell: I sure did. It was great.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Me: The best part is we all got to share it with our friends and loves.
Varie: That's true.
Larxene: (to Maurice) Maybe it's best if you stay here with us.
Maurice: And why's that?
Larxene: Because Gaston might take you hostage in order to get Belle to marry him.
Me: Yeah. Belle is being harassed to pieces because of Gaston and we have to be ready for anything that comes.
Maurice: Good idea. Thank you J.D.
Me: You're welcome. I sense Gaston is up to something.
Back in the village, Gaston was talking to EVIL XALDIN THE WHIRLWIND LANCER!
Gaston: Belle is being held prisoner by a beast!?
Evil Xaldin: That's right and this is your chance to be a big hero.
Gaston: I'll do it!
Evil Xaldin: That was easy.
Evil Xaldin left through a dark corridor.
Gaston gathered the village together!
Gaston: The beast will make off with your children! He'll come after them in the night. We're not safe 'til his head is mounted on my wall! I say we kill the beast!
(The mob cheers him and repeats the words 'kill him'.)
Man 1: We're not safe until he's dead,
Man 2: He'll come stalking us at night!
Woman 1: Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite!
Man 3: He'll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free
Gaston: So it's time to take some action, boys! It's time to follow me! (Gaston throws a torch into a haystack, creating an instant bonfire. He begins to prance around it, warning of the dangers of the horrible Beast.) Through the mist, through the woods, through the darkness and the shadows, it's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride. Say a prayer, then we're there, at the drawbridge of a castle, and there's something truly terrible inside. (Gaston chases Lefou around, mimicking a monster.) It's a beast, he's got fangs, razor sharp ones, massive paws, killer claws for the feast. (The magic mirror shows the face of Beast to Lefou, which Gaston exaggerates about.) Hear him roar, see him foam, but we're not coming home, 'til he's dead, good and dead, kill the beast! (To the crowd) We'll rid the village of this beast. Who's with me?
(A chorus of "I am"s comes from the crowd)
Mob: Light your torch, mount your horse!
Gaston: Screw your courage to the sticking place
Mob: We're counting on Gaston to lead the way! Through a mist, to a wood, where within a haunted castle, something's lurking that you don't see every day! (Gaston leads the mob through the town and out into the forest, where they start chopping trees in preparation for their assault on the castle.) It's a beast, one as tall as a mountain! We won't rest 'til he's good and deceased! Sally forth, tally ho, grab your sword, grab your bow, praise the Lord and here we go!
Gaston: We'll lay siege to his castle and bring back his head!
Mob: We don't like, what we don't understand, it frankly scares us and this monster is mysterious at least! Bring your guns, bring your knives, save your children and your wives, we'll save our village and our lives, we'll kill the beast!
I then sensed something!
Me: Oh no! We've got company!
We saw lights in the forest and we saw that they were torches and all that!
Me: Prepare for battle! They want a fight, we'll give them a WAR!
We got ready.
Belle: Gaston is leading them!
Beast: Lets get them.
Zs'Skayr: We're not really going to fight the townspeople, are we?
Me: We don't have any other choice Zs'Skayr. They are coming here to kill Adam and now it's gonna be war.
Zarya: Lets get them!
Lincoln: Yeah!
Miranda: We can't hurt these people. Unlike Gaston, they're innocent!
Me: I know but they came to kill us as well. We have to defend ourselves only when it's necessary and this qualifies as a Necessary Situation!
Nico: J.D. is right! The entire village is after Adam.
Zarya: Come on guys!
We followed Zarya!
The objects saw the mob!
Lumiere: Sacre bleu, invaders!
Cogsworth: Encroachers!
Mrs. Potts: That must be Gaston leading them.
Cogsworth: (Issuing orders) Warn the master. If it's a fight they want, we'll be ready for them. (Turns around from window) Who's with me? Aahh! (The door is slammed as the rest of the objects leave Cogsworth behind.)
Gaston: Take whatever booty you can find, but remember, the beast is mine!
(Cut to stairway, where the objects are marching down to do battle with the mob.)
Objects: Hearts ablaze, banners high! We go marching into battle, unafraid, although the danger just increased!
THUNDERCLAP! LIGHTNING STRIKE!
Mob: Raise the flag, sing the song, here we come, we're fifty strong, and fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong, let's kill the beast!
(Cut to int of Beast's lair, where Mrs. Potts is briefing him.)
Mob: Kill the beast, kill the beast!
(The objects have tried to block off the door, but it is being bashed in by the mob.)
Lumiere: This isn't working!
Featherduster: Oh, Lumiere! We must do something!
Then a Shadow Stalker appeared!
Me: Shadow Stalker!
Nico blasted it all over the place. But then it turned into a DARK THORN!
Riku: Great! The Shadow Stalker is now a Dark Thorn!
I fired an energy blast at the Dark Thorn and destroyed it.
Me: Take that!
Sora: Yeah!
Lumiere: Wait! I know!
Mob: Kill the beast, kill the beast!
We got ready for an ambush.
Mob: Kill the beast, kill the beast, kill the beast!
(The mob succeeds in breaking in, and finds a grand entrance filled with assorted pieces of furniture, teacups, candlesticks, featherdusters and clocks. They tiptoe in, and Lefou unknowingly picks up Lumiere.)
Lumiere: NOW!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion of blue fire went off in the middle of the floor the mob was on and blew them away and a wolf howl was heard and covered the area with thick smoke and All the objects spring into life, attacking their human enemies.
Me: You obviously do not know WHO YOU ALL ARE FUCKING WITH!
We went at them and kicked them into pulp!
Lincoln kicked a man in the crotch and he screamed like a little girl.
Carol: Charge!
Mrs. Potts: Up here, ya scurvy scum! Now! (She and all the cups pour boiling tea on the guy's head.)
Carol snapped his neck.
Lori: Human pretzel time!
Lori grabbed a man and tied him into a pretzel knot and he screamed in pain and Lori then ripped him apart.
Lori: You are literally disgusting!
Lola: Eat this! *She claw them with her nails.*
SLASH!
Lola slashed a mans eyes out with her nails.
Lana then bit him in his hand and ripped his hand off. He screamed in excruciating pain.
Lana: Yuck nasty! (Spits out his hand)
Lucy walked up to a man.
Lucy: Leave him alone!
The man saw her and screamed in fright as a pipe organ played in the background upon seeing her and he fell over dead from a heart attack.
Laney: Time for some action!
A man came up to her ready to kill her. But then Laney slashed him in half with her keyblade and disemboweled him! It also set him on fire.
Lisa: Try my potions!
Lisa threw chemical bombs at a bunch of people and they exploded on a bunch of people and blew them apart.
Luna: ROCK AND ROLL BABY!
Luna jammed with the volume turned up to level 20 and blew many people out of the castle!
Luna: GOOD NIGHT BEAST'S CASTLE!
Lynn: BATTER UP!
Lynn bashed a man's head off with a baseball bat and she took a sword and slashed many men.
Luan: EAT PIES!
Luan threw pies into the villagers faces and they hit them and exploded. Blowing them apart.
Luan: You got Pied! (Laughs)
Lori: EAT FART GAS!
Lori farted into a bunch of villagers faces at point blank range and the fart melted them.
Leni smacked a bunch of peoples heads in with her sandal.
SMACK!
Man: Ow! Is that all you got you dumb blonde!?
(Record Scratch)
Uh oh!
Leni: Dumb Blonde? (ENRAGED GROWLING) NOBODY CALLS ME A DUMB BLONDE!
Leni jumped him and ripped him to pieces in a savage manner!
Eli: Rider kick!
Eli kicked a man's whole head off.
(Wardrobe jumps from the top of the stairs, landing on one of the mob men. Wardrobe is fighting several more of the mob in her own kung-fu style. A comb and brush hop out and attack one of the thugs, pulling him into Wardrobe. When he emerges, he's dressed in a bikini top, yellow tu-tu, high heels, gloves and a pearl necklace ... and his hair's done up in a stack. He shrieks and runs away. Cut to LeFou, who is almost melting Lumiere with a torch. Cogsworth appears at the top of the stairs brandishing a gun and a pair of scissors. He's dressed like an admiral. He sees Lumiere's predicament and slides what's going on and slides down the bannister, and pokes LeFou in the butt with the scissors, causing him to scream and leap into the air holding his pained rear. One of the mob is pulling feathersout of Featherduster and laughing. Lumiere hops up behind him and flares up his candlesticks, burning the mobster in the rear. As he leaps in pain, Lumiere catches Featherduster. Cut to LeFou and several others chasing the Footstool. He runs into the kitchen. Thinking they've got him cornered against the cupboards, the Mob laughs and advances, only to find that the knives pop out of the drawers and LaBouche the stove flares up. They run screaming from the castle and the objects and us celebrate their victory.)
Cogsworth: And stay out!
Me: And don't ever come back you fuckwads!
(Lumiere pulls over Cogsworth and kisses him once on each cheek.)
Me: We're not done yet!
We faced GASTON!
Gaston LeGume, also best known by his first name Gaston, is the main antagonist of Disney's 30th full-length animated feature film Beauty and the Beast (which is based on the 1756 French fairytale of the same name by the late Jeanne-Marie Leprince de Beaumont), and its 2017 live action adaptation of the same name. He is also one of the supporting antagonists in Mickey's House of Villains.
He's a treacherous, chauvinistic, egotistical, deceptive and conceited hunter from Belle's village, who was after her hand in marriage by any means necessary (regardless what she thinks about his offer). He is Belle and the Beast's arch-nemesis.
In the original 1991 film, he was voiced by Richard White. In the musical, he was portrayed by Burke Moses. He was portrayed by Wes Brown in the episode "Her Handsome Hero" during the fifth season of Once Upon a Time. In the 2017 live action film, he was portrayed by Luke Evans, who previously played Owen Shaw in the Fast & Furious franchise, Driver in No One Lives, and Ben Hawkins in Ma.
Meeting Belle
Gaston is the local hero of a small French village at an unknown point in French history. He owns a large tavern where he and the villagers drink and talk. Inside, there is a large portrait of himself along with "trophies" from his hunt consisting mostly of animal antlers. He also says he eats five dozen eggs every morning to help make him "roughly the size of a barge".
He first appears in the film shooting down a waterfowl headed south with perfect accuracy (implying that he had just returned from a hunting trip) and declaring his intent to marry Belle after acknowledging from LeFou of his popularity with all of the women in the village. He then started pursuing Belle throughout the village as she returns home after buying a book from the local bookstore. Their meeting starts off well, but Gaston's sexist remarks about women reading and thinking drive Belle away from him and she goes home, leaving him disappointed. In addition, after learning that Belle was going to aid her father Maurice, Gaston scolded LeFou for mocking Maurice (although it was implied that he mostly did that in an attempt to impress Belle rather than out of any genuine concern for Maurice). However, after an explosion occurs inside Belle's house, Gaston and Lefou both begin to laugh as Belle rushes to check on her father.
Asking for a Wedding
The next day, Gaston organizes a wedding outside Belle's cottage in an attempt to "surprise" her, complete with various decorations, a priest, and a wedding cake. He forces his way into the cottage and attempts to strong-arm her into marrying him, again making sexist remarks about women and housewives (he even envisions the home they would live in as a "rustic" hunting lodge, with his latest kill roasting over the fire and Belle massaging his feet while their children — six or seven boys — play on the floor with their dogs).
While he attempts to corner Belle in an attempt to kiss her, she manages to open the door that he has pinned her against, rejecting his proposal. causes him to lose his balance and fly headfirst into a large mud puddle (complete with cattail plants) in front of Belle's cottage. When asked by LeFou how it went, Gaston is humiliated and furiously storms off, but not before vowing to make Belle his wife regardless of her refusals and throwing LeFou into the mud.
Getting his Praise
Later, during a snowstorm, LeFou leads the villagers in the tavern to sing a song about Gaston's greatness to cheer him up after his failed proposal. Maurice suddenly interrupts and warns the villagers about a "monstrous" Beast who has locked up Belle as a prisoner in the tower of his castle. Thinking that Maurice is talking nonsense, the villagers throw him out of the tavern, which made Gaston realize that he can use Maurice's outrageous claim to his advantage. In a surprising display of animalistic cunning, he bribes Monsieur D'Arque (the owner of the local asylum) to throw Maurice into the asylum in order to pressure Belle into marrying him. Though D'Arque states that Maurice's claims and his odd inventions do not make him very dangerous, he is willing to accept the bribe because he liked the despicable aspect of the plot. However, just before Gaston and LeFou barge into Belle and Maurice's cottage, Maurice left for the castle on his own. Gaston orders LeFou to stay outside the cottage and wait for their return.
Concocting his Plan
When Belle and Maurice eventually return to the cottage, LeFou immediately informs Gaston, and he sets his plan into motion. With the villagers gathered outside the house, D'Arque has his men drag Maurice towards their carriage, while Gaston makes Belle his offer, he will clear up the "misunderstanding" if she marries him. Horrified and disgusted, Belle refuses and instead proves her father's claims of the Beast's existence by using a magic mirror that the Beast had given her, causing all of the villagers (including Gaston) to realize that Maurice was telling the truth. Following Maurice's release, Gaston grows more frustrated and shocked that his plan has failed, and becomes increasingly jealous when Belle begins referring to the Beast as kind and gentle (since he let her go to help Maurice and gave her the magic mirror to remember him by). Realizing that she prefers a "monster" over himself, Gaston refers to the Beast with this insult, to which Belle furiously retorts back by saying that Gaston is the real monster for his despicable plot.
In his jealousy and pride, Gaston angrily snaps out by snatching the mirror from Belle and convincing the villagers that the Beast is a threat to the village that must be brought down immediately by playing off their fear of monsters. Belle tries to stop this, but Gaston has her and Maurice locked in the basement to keep them from warning the Beast. He then leads a lynch mob to attack the Beast's castle and leave no one alive while declaring that he himself is to take down the Beast. However, the castle servants formed a defensive ambush, leaving the rioters to fight back. Rather than helping out his fellow rioters, Gaston instead betrays them by leaving them to their fate and manages to get past the servants, as they were too busy fighting the villagers that they didn't notice him making his way up the stairs and proceeding to kill the Beast. The battle ends with the violent rioters fleeing away in defeat thanks to the castle servants' enchanted forms. Despite the loss of the villagers, Gaston confronts the Beast alone in the West Wing, where he fires an arrow into him, tosses him out of the window onto a lower section of the roof and taunts him. The Beast doesn't respond back as he lost his will to live since Belle's departure, so Gaston uses a castle statue as a makeshift club to kill the Beast. However, the Beast regains his will when he witnessed Belle returning to the castle along with her father (as they had escaped from the basement with help from Chip, who stowed away with them). A terrified Belle begs Gaston to spare the Beast, but Gaston ignores her, though the Beast defends himself by viciously fighting back against Gaston with all of his strength and ferocity.
Final Battle and Death
Though roughly even with his adversary, Gaston soon learns that he cannot rely on brute strength alone to kill the Beast, and instead begins taunting him over his ugly and grotesque exterior and love for Belle. Gaston even pushed the final button by claiming that Belle is his to take and no one else's, but this immediately backfires as the Beast snaps out and head-butts Gaston in the chest. The furious Beast then gets Gaston at his mercy by holding him above the castle roof by the throat, threatening to drop him into the deep castle moat for the trouble he caused. With his life at stake, Gaston abandons his pride and pathetically begs the Beast not to hurt him by claiming that he will do anything for him. At first, the Beast initially attempts to ignore Gaston's pleads but realizes that he ought to be better due to his genuine love for Belle. Seeing that Gaston is nothing more than a reflection of what he would've become like a cruel and aggressive monster, the Beast reluctantly spares Gaston by ordering him to leave the castle and never return. However, when Gaston sees the Beast embracing Belle on the castle balcony, his hatred and envy arises again. Rather than leaving the castle, Gaston instead climbs onto the balcony and stabs the Beast in the back with a knife. The Beast swings his arm backwards at Gaston as he roars in pain, which Gaston tries to dodge, but unfortunately, he loses his balance and drops his knife below the castle. As both he and the Beast are on the verge of falling, Belle saves the Beast by grabbing onto his collar and helping him up to safety, where Gaston plunges into the deep moat below as he fearfully screams to his death.
Despite laying a fatal stab on the Beast, Gaston would permanently die alone that night; just as the Beast nearly succumbed to his wounds, Belle confessed her love for him just before the last petal of the enchanted rose that kept him bound to his beast form fell, breaking the spell and reviving the Beast. This also allows the Beast and the castle servants to transform back to their human forms, much to their joyful delight. All in all, Gaston had learned the hard way that pride literally comes before a fall.
Me: It's over for you Gaston! You will pay for your crimes!
Nico: Yeah! You fucked around with the wrong people!
Lori: You literally make me sick!
Gaston: (to Lori) Nothing personal, my dear. But a man in a black cloak paid me to injure you. And I couldn't pass that up! (shoots arrow at her)
Drakkon gets in front of Lori and chops the arrow in pieces with his Dragon Dagger.
Lord Drakkon: Didn't your mother ever teach you it's wrong to hurt a lady?
Lori: I literally could've handled that.
Lord Drakkon: I know. But we need you at full strength for when you face Evil Xaldin.
Lori: Thanks Drakkon.
Me: You won't get to Belle, Gaston! All you are is a serial rapist! You need to be put in your place!
Nico: Big time! You make me sick!
Zarya: You guys have your usual battles. I'll hold him off till then.
Me: Okay. Get him honey!
Zarya: With pleasure.
Zarya walked up to him.
Zarya: You are a disgusting monster Gaston!
Zarya had her aura flared up.
Zarya: I'm coming for you Gaston!
Zarya went at Gaston and kicked him in the face and knocked him down and they got into a deadly fistfight!
Me: Now we can have our battles.
Roman: Good. Lets get it on.
?: Not without us.
5 Figures came out and it was the DARK RANGERS, Justin, Zane, Bobby, Tina and Kristen from episodes 12 and 13 of Mighty Morphin!
The Dark Rangers were a group of five punk bullies chosen to be Lord Zedd's personal Evil Rangers. Both their civilian and morphed forms appeared exclusively in the two-part episode "Green No More."
Justin, Zane, Bobby, Tina and Kristen were the newest bullies of Angel Grove High and were nasty enough to scare even Bulk and Skull. As they ran into Tommy Oliver, Billy Cranston, and Zack Taylor after sending Bulk and Skull rolling towards them in garbage cans, the Rangers were warned of their newest threats. The bullies thought Angel Grove belonged to them, and that was the special reason that Lord Zedd chose them to be his Dark Rangers. They met up with Jason Lee Scott, Kimberly Ann Hart, Billy, and Zack at the beach. Before they could fight each other, Zedd beamed the bullies to the Otherworld. Soon after the Green Crystal was filled, the gang finally became the Dark Rangers. The Power Rangers tried to tell them the truth about what Zedd would do, but the Dark Rangers didn't listen. After Tommy destroyed the crystal, their powers were gone and so were the Dark Rangers. When they transported back to Angel Grove they made peace with the Power Rangers and became their friends.
Tommy Oliver: Justin and the Dark Rangers!
Me: I remember you guys! You are Zedd's own Evil Rangers!
Tina: That's right and we came to kill you J.D.
Justin: (to Jason Lee Scott) Last time, we didn't get a chance to fight you guys. But this time, we will!
Jason Lee Scott: You give all rangers everywhere a bad name!
Eli: And this time you 5 will die!
Nico: Big time!
?: Not if you die with them.
Another figure came out and it was DEACON FROST and he was LA MAGRA THE BLOOD GOD!
Deacon "Deac" Frost is the main antagonist of the 1998 film Blade, the first film of the Blade trilogy. Frost was a vampire who was responsible for creating Blade, the Daywalker.
He was portrayed by Stephen Dorff.
Blade
Frost's goal is to bring glory and dominance to the vampire race by reviving the vampiric blood god known La Magra, using Blade's blood in a special ritual. Frost believes that the world belongs to the Hominus Nocturna and not the humans, as he sees the human race as nothing but food. He leads and represents a renegade faction of fellow vampires who believe the vampires deserve to rule the world, and Frost constantly searches for Blade in an attempt to take his blood and use it to revive the god. The vampire Shadow Council, including Dragonetti, disagree with Frost's ideology but Frost ends up killing Dragonetti by exposing him to the morning sun.
Eventually, Frost succeeds in capturing Blade and adopts tremendous powers from the vampire god, but Blade manages to break free from his captors and fights Blade in the middle of the temple. After an intense sword fight, Blade dismembers Frost but his newfound powers allow his body to reattach itself as well as to regenerate any lost limbs. Despite this, Blade manages to kill Frost by injecting him with several vials of EDTA, a liquid that reacts explosively with vampire blood. Frost roars in agony as his entire body swells up and explodes, spraying blood across the temple floor.
Blade II Years later, during Blade's conflict with Jared Nomak, Eli Damaskinos and his attorney thanked Blade for killing Frost, indicating that Frost was understandably not very liked by most of the vampire community outside of his gang.
Blade: (to Deacon Frost) Deacon Frost. Never thought I'd see your ugly mug again.
Frost: This time I will kill you Daywalker!
Me: Your fight is with me Frost. I will make sure you never terrorize the world again. You're just a worthless little peon compared to my power.
Frost: I'll tell you what we are you fuckup! We're the top of the fucking food chain. The Blood God is now me and after tonight, you people are fucking history. I'm like a hurricane. An act of God. Anyone caught in my path will instantly be turned. Everyone you've ever known... everyone you've ever fucking loved... it won't matter who's pureblood and who's not. How are you gonna cure the whole fucking world?
Me: You are no god. I am. And I'm more powerful than hundreds of you combined. You don't have any idea what kind of power you're fucking around with. It's a power not even vampire shitsuckers like you could ever understand.
Blade: That's right you motherfucker.
Me: Now lets get it on.
We went at them.
Battle 1: Bertrand, Sunset Shimmer, Gusty the Great, Dan Kuso, Drago, Raythor and Miranda VS Roman Goodwin
Roman Goodwin was first.
Roman: (to Bertrand) You think we should tell the angry mob the truth?
Bertrand: We'll have to do that after we're done here and get the Prince back to normal.
Sunset Shimmer: They deserve the right to know that they were deceived by Gaston.
Gusty: Indeed. They were played for a bunch of fools by Gaston's lies.
Dan: Big time. It's awful.
Drago: Yeah.
Raythor: Gaston is an honorless monster and he is no better than Phobos.
Bertrand: Indeed.
Roman: Well said. Lets do it! I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL URU!
He summoned the Spider Earthbound Immortal, Uru and they went at him.
Bertrand, Sunset Shimmer, Gusty the Great, Dan Kuso, Drago, Raythor and Miranda: CRIMSON FIRE STYLE FORMATION ART: BLOOD RED FLAMESTORM!
They spun in a Heptagon formation and fired a blast of red fire and it slammed into Roman and Uru and knocked them down.
Bertrand: YEAH! That was awesome!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it was!
Gusty: Yeah!
Battle 2: Haiku, Applejack, Princess Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Julie, Hammer Gorem, Galaxy Man and Astro Man VS Carly Atlas
Carly was next.
Carly: (to Haiku) I'm really glad I got to dance with Jack.
Haiku: We're glad you did.
Applejack: You and Jack danced really amazingly Carly.
Apple Bloom: You sure did.
Carly: Thanks guys. Apple Bloom that must've been a really big shock for you to become a Princess.
Apple Bloom: It sure was. But this was given to me for a reason.
Frozen Fright: And after everything she accomplished, she more than earned the title of Princess.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. She sure did.
Julie: I think Apple Bloom looks amazing as a princess.
Hammer Gorem: Me too and she looks incredible.
Apple Bloom: Thanks guys.
Carly: You're welcome. Lets get it on! I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL ASLLA PISCU!
Carly summoned the Hummingbird Immortal, Aslla Piscu and they went at her.
Haiku, Applejack, Princess Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Julie, Hammer Gorem, Galaxy Man and Astro Man: STELLAR VALKNUT STYLE FORMATION ART: STAR TRINITY MEGABLAST!
They spun in an octagon formation and fired a wave of stars and the stars formed into a Valknut and it hit them and knocked down Carly and Aslla Piscu.
Haiku: That was great.
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Apple Bloom: Yeah it was! That was awesome!
Dante, Skullcruncher Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Runo, Blade Tigrerra, Lasher and Phage VS Devack
Devack was next.
Devack: (to Dante) The best part of there being 8 usual battles now is that all of the Dark Signers get to be in them.
Dante: That is a good part. It's gonna be really awesome for the 7 Dark Signers to face the primary members of the Goths of Darkness.
Fluttershy: It sure is. And it will bring out the brutal fun in my Skullcruncher side.
Tree Hugger: Far Out guys. This is gonna be groovy.
Mage Meadowbrook: It sure will.
Runo: I think so too.
Blade Tigrerra: Me too.
Devack: Indeed. Lets get it on. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CUSILLU!
He summoned the Monkey Earthbound Immortal, Cusillu and they went at him.
Dante, Skullcruncher Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Runo, Blade Tigrerra, Lasher and Phage: YELLOW NATURE FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: GORILLA SMASH TROOP!
They spun in an octagon formation and fired a massive wave of yellow fire that formed into a troop of Gorillas and they smashed and pulverized Devack and Cusillu and knocked them down.
Dante: All right!
Fluttershy: Brutal!
Tree Hugger: Groovy dudes!
Battle 4: Persephone, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Shun, Storm Skyress, Acid Man and Snake Man VS Misty Tredwell
Misty Tredwell was next.
Misty: (to Persephone) I really enjoyed that dance I had with J.D.
Persephone: You dance really well Misty.
Starlight Glimmer: You sure do. It was like you all were dancing in the stars.
Misty Tredwell: That's a great way to describe it.
Starlight Glimmer: Thank you.
Trixie: Your kids are doing really well by the way. They are now in Lola and Lana's class and are learning fast. They want to catch up with everyone fairly.
Misty Tredwell: Wow. My children are learning so fast.
Juniper Montage: They sure are.
Clover: And they are really smart too.
Shun: They sure are. And they duel really well too.
Storm Skyress: Indeed.
Misty: I know. Lets get it on. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CCARAYHUA!
She summoned the lizard Earthbound Immortal, Ccarayhua and they went at her.
Persephone, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Shun, Storm Skyress, Acid Man and Snake Man: GREEN FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: VIPER FLAME VENOM BLAST!
They spun in an enneagon formation and fired a wave of green fire blast and it formed into the deadly Saw-Scaled Viper and it slammed into Ccarayhua and knocked him and Misty down.
Persephone: Yeah!
Starlight Glimmer: So awesome!
Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie loves you all!
Battle 5: Morpheus, Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Marucho, Preyas, Giganta and Harley Quinn VS Kalin
Kalin was next.
Kalin: (to Morpheus) If Gaston tries to rape Belle, I'm gonna tear his penis off.
Morpheus: Save seconds for all of us.
Rainbow Dash: He's a chauvinistic fucker and he makes all men everywhere look bad!
Lightning Dust: Big time! I hate people like that!
Scootaloo: Yeah! I hate him!
Magma Gloom: Me too. Even though me and my brothers are called the Fearful 4 and we did all kinds of crimes except for killing people, we do have a sense of honor. We would never go that far as to abuse and hurt women like that!
Flash Magnus: That's good. I'm glad you think that way.
Marucho: Yeah!
Preyas: Absolutely.
Kalin: That's a very good thing. Lets get it on. I summon EARTHBOUNG IMMORTAL CCAPAC APU!
He summoned the Giant Earthbound Immortal, Ccapac Apu and they went at him.
Morpheus, Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Marucho, Preyas, Giganta and Harley Quinn: BLUE FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: GIANT FIRESTORM BLAST!
They spun in a Decagon formation and fired a massive blast of blue fire and it hit Ccapac Apu and knocked him and Kalin down.
Morpheus: All right.
Rainbow Dash: AWESOME!
Scootaloo: So awesome!
Battle 6: Boris, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Celestia, Star Swirl, Alice, Alpha Hydranoid, Ultra Humanite and Clawful VS Greiger
Greiger was next.
Greiger (to Boris): In my opinion, Gaston is pretty much a sex offender.
Boris: That's my opinion too..
Twilight Sparkle: What Gaston is doing shows how black his heart is in terms of evil.
Luster Dawn: Yeah. He needs to be destroyed or thrown in jail.
Ultra Humanite: We already have a version of Gaston in the Saturn Insane Asylum.
Princess Celestia: Then this guy deserves death as a punishment.
Star Swirl: Indeed.
Alice: That's right!
Alpha Hydranoid: You got that right.
Greiger: Absolutely. Lets do it. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CHACU CHALLHUA!
He summoned the Whale Earthbound Immortal, Chacu Challhua and they went at him.
Boris, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Celestia, Star Swirl, Alice, Alpha Hydranoid, Ultra Humanite and Clawful: INDIGO FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: WHALE POD FIRESTORM!
They spun in an enneagon formation and fired a massive blast of indigo fire and it formed into a huge pod of indigo fire whales and they slammed into Chacu Challhua and knocked him and Greiger down.
Boris: Fun!
Twilight Sparkle: That was fun!
Star Swirl: Yeah it was!
Battle 7: Brittney, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Lena Isis, Phosphoros, Gabriel and Nathalie VS Rex Goodwin
Rex Goodwin was next.
Rex Goodwin: (to Brittney) Who does that muscle bound idiot think he is? Trying to force Belle to marry him?!
Brittney: He's an Egotistical Love Rival. He's a hero of Belle's village and he thinks that because he has it all like money, good looks and talent that he can win the heart of any woman and he wants everything handed to him on a silver platter.
Rarity: That's very much like how I have felt over the years before I joined Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Ink Rose: It sure is dark and it's too dark even for me and Moonlight Raven here.
Moonlight Raven: It sure is.
Sweetie Belle: I've always hated Gaston of Beauty and The Beast. In my opinion he is the worst Disney Villain ever!
Thunder Terror: There are many others that are FAR worse than him Sweetie Belle.
Sweetie Belle: Oh.
Mistmane: But don't worry. Gaston will get his just desserts.
Sable Spirit: Indeed he will.
Lena Isis: That's right!
Phosphoros: Big time!
Rex Goodwin: I agree and I agree with you Sweetie Belle. Gaston is one of the worst. Lets get it on! I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL WIRAQOCHA RASCA!
He summoned the Condor Earthbound Immortal, Wiraqocha Rasca and they went at him.
Brittney, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Lena Isis, Phosphoros, Gabriel and Nathalie: VIOLET FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: CONDOR FLOCK OF FURY!
They spun in a Dodecagon formation and fired a massive blast of purple fire and it formed into a huge flock of condors and they hit Wiraqocha Rasca and knocked him and Rex down.
Brittney: Yeah! That was awesome!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it is!
Battle 8: Lucy Loud, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Somnambula, Fabia Sheen, Riku and Demona VS Webstor
Webstor was next.
Webstor: (to Lucy Loud) Even if the public turns against you guys for the third time, you've still got us.
Lucy Loud: And all of Equestria too. But I also have the feeling that many planets are gonna be supporting us.
Pinkie Pie: I have that feeling too.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) They all will and always will have our support after everything we did for them.
Diamond Tiara: They sure will! The Digimon Emperor will never break our spirits!
Silver Spoon: No they won't!
Toxic Horror: And we'll always be there to help you all.
Louie PoisonSea: Yeah!
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) Indeed.
Fabia: All of Neathia will help out as well to back you up.
Lucy Loud: Thanks Fabia.
Fabia: You're welcome.
Webstor: Awesome. Lets get it on.
They went at him.
Lucy Loud, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Somnambula, Fabia Sheen, Riku and Demona: DARKNESS CONFETTI FLAME STYLE FORMATION ART: WOLF PACK OF DARK PARTIES!
They spun in a hendecagon formation and fired a blast of black fire that formed into a Wolf Pack and it slammed into Webstor and knocked him down.
Lucy Loud: That was fun.
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Diamond Tiara: I had fun with that one!
Battle 9: Megaforce & Mighty Morphin Rangers, Stygian, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of the Night and Carol VS Garbage Mouth
Garbage Mouth was next.
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy: "Tigerzord!"
Zack: "Mastodon!"
Kimberly: "Pterodactyl!"
Billy: "Triceratops!"
Trini: "Saber-Toothed Tiger!"
Jason: "Tyrannosaurus!"
The Rangers transformed and they were ready!
Jason: "We're ready to morph into Action!"
Tommy: "Six, Working to together to fight evil!"
Zack: "... And stop Rita!"
Billy: "...And all her menacing monsters!"
Trini: "...From destroying our Planet Earth!"
Kimberly: "...And ruling the Universe with evil!"
Jason: "Look out Rita we're not backing down, we're the...!"
All: POWER RANGERS!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them!
Stygian: (British Medieval Accent) Most fun!
Princess Luna: That was fun!
Gari: Yeah!
Troy Burrows: Lets do it!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ALIEN!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Aquatar Rangers!
Tommy Oliver: Lets hit him with the Power Cannon!
They summoned the Power Cannon and charged it up.
Megaforce Rangers: AQUITAR RANGER BLAST!
Stygian, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of the Night and Carol: ATOMIC MOONLIGHT FIRE STYLE FORMATION ART: NIGHT FIRE ATOMIC FIRESTORM!
They spun in a Hexadecagon formation and fired a massive blast of dark fire.
Ranger: FIRE!
They fired energy blasts and they hit Garbage Mouth and he exploded in a massive fiery explosion and was dead again!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead in a massive fiery explosion!
Princess Luna: Yeah!
Carol: As Nico would say, Garbage Mouth, you have failed this universe again!
Tommy Oliver: Yeah!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!
Battle 10: Eli VS Dark Rangers
Eli was facing the Dark Rangers!
Eli: You will never be rangers in my eyes!
Justin: We'll see about that when we kill you!
Eli: Don't count it! MY SPIRIT IS AFLAME AND I FEEL THE FIRE! THERE IS NOTHING I CANNOT DEFEAT! AND NOW THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED! ITS LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO KILL YOU!
Eli struck his sword like a match and ignited the blade in incredible flames and then he had his Lightsaber ready and he went at the Dark Rangers and slashed them in an X Strike and then the Dark Rangers exploded in a massive fiery explosion!
KRAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
The Dark Rangers were all dead!
Eli: YEAH!
Battle 11: Me VS Deacon Frost & Number 54
I was facing Deacon Frost. He had a Katana in his hands.
Frost: Lets do it J.D.
Me: With pleasure. I was also expecting your fucking henchmen to be with you as well. But I guess being alone must be better for you.
Frost: Yeah well you know how they were.
Me: Hm.
I then went at him and we clashed violently and sparks were flying all over the place as we clashed and I kicked him in the face and then I slashed his arm off and cleaved him in half and then I saw him weld himself back together. Then I saw him regrow his arm back.
Me: Hmph. Ever brushed your teeth after sucking all that blood?
Frost: Very funny.
I slashed my hand and splashed his eyes with my poisonous blood and he screamed in pain as it was burning him and blinding him.
Me: Little treat for you Frost.
I pulled out auto-injectors full of EDTA.
Me: Because you obviously do not know WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!
I threw all but one Auto Injector into his body and he was in pain.
Me: Some Motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.
I took the last auto injector and tossed it into the air and kicked it and it hit Frost in his forehead. He swelled up like a balloon and then exploded all over in a massive explosion of blood and gore!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!
Me: YUCK!
I then saw a Number Card on the ground covered in his blood. The blood then disintegrated into nothing but dust and I picked up the card and it was NUMBER 54: LION HEART!
Me: Number 54: Lion Heart. No wonder he came back.
His spirit then came.
Me: You and your army of World Domination seeking vampire shitsuckers will never be welcome here. (Holds hand up to him) HAKAI!
I banished him to the Warp.
Me: Give my regards to the Devil asshole. Now to make Gaston suffer!
I went to help bring down Gaston!
KROW!
Zarya kicked him in the face and punched him in the stomach and slashed him in his shirt and kicked him in the face again. We all regrouped and stood ready to face him.
Me: It's over for your Gaston!
Nico: You've tormented Belle and Beast for the last time!
Beast: That's right! Belle is not your toy for your own amusement!
Lincoln: Yeah!
Nico: You make me sick Gaston! You see women only as objects and slaves and that's why you have to die!
Dark Spicer: Here's your warning: YOUR FUCKING ASS IS ABOUT TO BE KICKED!
Me: Big time! In the name of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, you are hereby sentenced to death!
Eli: It's buttkicking time!
?: Let me help you all out.
A figure came out and it was Wataru Kurenai of Kamen Rider!
Me: Wataru Kurenai!
Wataru: It's an honor to meet you all.
Me: Same here. Lets get this scumbag!
We went at him and kicked, punched, smashed and slashed him all over the place. Enre Hep, Laarina, Gintanai, Loderool, Nivenna, Eximiar, Swassa, Lomma, Lystone, Illexia, Aszil, and Rothat all smashed and blasted him all over.
Barricade: Lets rip this guy apart!
Wood Man: Yeah!
Barricade, Wood Man, Inferno and Johnny 2x4 all used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Barricade's Cybertronian Gun, Inferno's Extinguisher Rifle, Wood Man and Johnny's powers 100-fold.
Barricade and Wood Man: CYBERTRON TREE STRIKE BLAST!
Barricade fired laser blasts and Wood Man fired waves of leaves.
G1 Inferno and Johnny 2x4: EXTINGUISHING ACORN MEGA SHOWER!
They fired blasts of acorns and foam.
Belle: Adam is no monster Gaston! YOU ARE!
Lori: And you will literally never be welcome here!
Belle, Beast, Lori and Eli: DIVINE ROSE CYCLONE BLAST!
They fired a massive blast of energy and wind and flower petals and the blasts all hit Gaston and blew him right out the window of the castle and he fell to his death in the moat like in the movie. INSTANT DEATH!
GASTON WAS DEAD!
His spirit then appeared.
Me: You will never torment Belle or Beast again. (Holds hand out to him) HAKAI!
I banished him to the Warp for all eternity.
Lincoln: That's the end of him.
Me: Yep. But we're not done yet.
We went to the bridge and we saw EVIL XALDIN!
Lori then had her eyes glow sky blue with rage!
Me: Well look who showed up.
Lori: I have a score to settle with you!
Evil Xaldin: (to Lori) Too bad Gaston wasn't able to finish you off. I'll just have to do the job myself! And after I'm done here, my other self is next.
Eddy: (sees Dark Spicer calling Xaldin) Shouldn't have said that, buddy.
Xaldin: I'm in the middle of a recruitment mission, Dark. Do you know how hard it is to find Spymaster?
Dark Spicer: Dude, Spymaster can wait. Lori's about to fight your evil self right now!
Xaldin: WHAT!? I'm on my way!
Xaldin vanished in a tornado.
Lori then transformed into her Super Angel 25,000,000 Hurricane Eagle Fairywind form and she had one of her spears ready for action!
Lori: (Divine Wind Voice) You tormented Beast and Belle's relationship and I will never forgive you for that! Now you will pay the ultimate price for all your crimes.
Evil Xaldin summoned his spears.
Lori then flew at him faster than the winds of Neptune and kicked him in the face and she mercilessly slashed and massacred him all over with incredible fury and slashed him and blasted him all over with blasts of wind and cut and butchered him at an incredible level with indiscriminate fury! She then slashed him in his arm and cut it off! Lori then smashed Evil Xaldin into the ground with devastating force and Lori landed in front of him.
Xaldin then appeared.
Xaldin: Whoa. I can't believe I was that evil.
Xaldin went up to his evil self.
Xaldin: (to his evil self) Don't worry. I'll make sure you won't feel a thing. (stabs his evil self in the chest with one of his spears)
He skewered him all the way through his Black Heart! And Xaldin pulled out his spear.
Lori: YOU LITERALLY FUCKING DISGUST ME! (Holds hand out to his face) Give my regards to Xehanort asshole! SUPER HAKAI!
She obliterated him from existence forever!
Me: YEAH! 11 down and 2 to go!
Nico: We have Xigbar and Xemnas left.
Me: Xigbar we're gonna have join the Masters of Evil because we spared him in the world of the 3rd Pirates of The Caribbean Movie.
Nico: Yes I remember that. That was awesome.
Lincoln: Yeah it was.
Webstor: Well, we got the angry mob under control.
Devack: And the Dark Thorn has been taken out.
Me: And the Thresholder.
Greiger: Not mention Gaston has been dealt with.
Rex Goodwin: (to Belle and Beast) Go ahead, you two. Kiss. You've both earned it.
Belle: We did. Beast I love you.
Cut to the objects, who watch the last petal fall off the rose. They all look down at the floor, and Cogsworth puts his arm around Mrs. Potts. one beam of light falls, like a shooting star. Then another comes. And another, and another. Belle finally notices what is happening and then starts to back away. We cut a fog begins to enshroud Beast. We see the objects looking on in extreme anticipation.
Belle: What's happening?
Me: It's your love for him! It broke half the curse!
Beast rises up into the air magically and begins to turn. He is enveloped in a cloud of light, and becomes wrapped in his cloak. Underneath, we can see Beast's body shifting and forming. A fore paw comes out and the claws turn into fingers. A hind paw emerges and develops into a foot. Finally, a wind blows across his face and the fur melts away to reveal a young prince. He gradually descends and is laid on the floor again. The fog disappears and Belle reaches out to touch him. She jerks her hand back, however, when the figure begins to move. It stands, then looks at it's hands, then turns to face Belle. It is a human, with the same blue eyes as Beast. It is obviously Beast, transformed. Belle gives him a mysterious look.
Prince: Belle! It's me!
(She continues to look at him sceptically, but then she sees the blue eyes, and instantly knows it is him.)
Belle: It is you!
(They kiss. A fireworks display explodes around them. The gloom surrounding the castle disappears, revealing a blue sky. The castle is transformed, with the gargoyles changing into cherubs. )
Me: The Spell is Broken!
Nico: WHOA!
Finally, we return to the balcony, where the objects hop out to meet the prince and Belle. One by one, they are transformed back to their original human conditions.
Prince: Lumiere! Cogsworth! Oh, Mrs. Potts! Look at us!
Me: You're all back to normal!
Nico: So awesome!
Lincoln: YEAH!
Zarya: This was awesome!
Lumiere: It is a miracle!
Me: It sure is!
(Later the prince and Belle and swings her around. The ruffles of her skirt wipe to the ballroom, where all are gathered to celebrate. The prince and Belle dance around the room as the rest of the characters get in their last lines.)
Lumiere: Ah, l'amour. (He says this, and a maid, obviously the former featherduster walks by, brushing him on the chin.) Heh heh! (He starts to chase after her, but Cogsworth stops him.)
Cogsworth: Well, Lumiere, old friend. Shall we let bygones be bygones?
Lumiere: Of course, mon ami. I told you she would break the spell.
Cogsworth: I beg your pardon, old friend, but I believe I told you.
Lumiere: No you didn't. I told you.
Cogsworth: You most certainly did not, you pompous paraffin-headed pea-brain!
Lumiere: En garde, you overgrown pocket watch! (He takes off his glove and slaps Cogsworth across the face with it. They begin to fight.)
I broke them up.
Me: That's enough you two!
Nico: Yeah!
(Cut to Belle and the prince who continue to dance around the floor. The camera stops on Mrs. Potts, Chip and Maurice, who is beginning to cry.)
Chip: Are they gonna live happily ever after, mama?
Mrs. Potts: Of course, my dear. Of course.
Chip: (Looks happy for a moment, then puzzled.) Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?
(Maurice laughs and Mrs. Potts hugs her child and laughs.)
Chorus: Certain as the sun. Rising in the east Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the beast! Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the beast!
It was a great time.
Prince Adam: Thank you all so much for helping us J.D.
Me: It was our pleasure. We do what we have to do to help keep everyone safe.
Belle: But you are all true heroes. Thank you all.
Eli: Anytime Belle.
Me: This was an awesome adventure. And we also had so much fun.
Lincoln: We sure did.
Carly Atlas: And we've also seen the last of Gaston and Evil Xaldin.
Xaldin: We sure did.
Me: Yeah.
Lori: Yeah. (To the Viewers) I finally got my justice on the evil Xaldin after everything he did. And Beauty And The Beast is literally one of my favorite movies. I literally hope you had fun with us on this adventure. I know I did.
Me: We all did. But we're not done yet.
We went back home to rest.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it in detail was amazed and shocked!
Camie: WOW!
Sakura Knudson: And Misty you and bro and most of you guys danced here? That is so adorable.
Misty Tredwell: Yeah it was one of the most awesome dances we did.
Carly Atlas: It sure was. We had a lot of fun.
Nico: How's your dad doing?
Belle: He's doing great. Everyone now recognizes him as a great inventor.
Me: That's great!
Nico: I'm glad.
Belle: Yeah and he was given a full pardon for his supposed craziness.
Qin: That's great! I'm glad.
Nico: We are too.
Juran: Your dad's not crazy!
Nico: I agree!
Belle: Yeah! I agree too.
Me: Me too.
Eli: Me too! (SENSES SOMETHING) UH OH! We got big trouble coming!
We went and looked out the window and saw lights in the distance heading this way!
Nico: Uh oh!
Me: Lynch Mob coming at 6:00!
Nico: Oh no!
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one we're not going to like in the slightest: we just got word that a clone of Gaston has been sighted and he's formed another Lynch mob to attack Beast's castle, kill Adam, and get Belle as his wife no matter what the costs again!
NOW, WE WERE ABSOLUTELY PISSED OFF!
Me: WHAT?!
Nico: THAT MISOGYNISTIC FUCKING BASTARD!
Just then, Belle and Adam arrived along with the others.
Belle: I can't believe a clone of Gaston was sighted, as soon as we saw it, we got out of the castle as fast as we could.
Adam (Disney): Do you know who could've created the clone of Gaston?
Lincoln: That's what I'm about to find out.
Lincoln drew a rune on the ground with his massive greatsword and chanted an incantation as a beam of light was fired from the rune and it hit the Gaston clone. Then, an orb of light formed from the rune, and we saw who it was that did the dirty deed: it was that miserable fucked-up bastard, Tomura Shigaraki, who's been freed from The Book of Vile Darkness due to a Dark Orb bringing him back. NOW, WE WERE BEYOND ABSOLUTELY PISSED OFF!
Nico: WHAT THE FUCK?! SHIGARAKI'S COME BACK?! THAT FUCKER!
Lincoln: Looks like Shigaraki's not going to quit until he kills us for what we did to All For One.
Suddenly, Drakus and the X-Squad arrived.
Drakus: Guys, we've got trouble!
Eli: We know, Tomura Shigaraki broke out of The Book of Vile Darkness.
Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived, thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.
Ed Cowart: We got here as fast as we could thanks to Lincoln's message.
Lori: And we're ready for that clone of Gaston, and I can't believe Tomura did this. I know we should've just killed him and sent him to The Black Gates, but as you said, Drakus, you have plans for him.
Drakus: I'm starting to regret it, that fucker's going to get such a fucking thrashing when I see his fucked up face!
Lincoln: Easy, Drakus, Vypra's going to recapture him again and make sure he behaves himself. Right now, we got to take care of that chauvinist.
Claudette: That's right, and plus, you're infinite times the man he'll never be, Linky. You're strong, handsome, brave, defensive of others, courageous, kind, courteous, intelligent, and you think of the well-being of others.
Laurette: You're everything Gaston isn't, and I hope you kick him hard in the groin.
Paulette: Nah, how about throwing a cactus ball right at his groin?
Nico and I covered our private parts when Paulette said that!
Me: (WINCES) Well, better him than me to suffer from that.
Sakura Knudson: Man I hated Gaston! He was a monster!
Nico: He was.
Me: Okay guys I have a plan and it looks like another awesome and fun battle is about to repeat itself. Lumiere, I hope you and everyone don't mind this but we're going to turn everyone into objects again. It's only temporary.
Lumiere: We accept monsieur!
Me: Let them come! It's gonna be awesome.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for the Gaston clone) AHA! Gotcha, you bastard. I just spotted the Gaston clone, he's 20 yards away, and he and the angry mob are already heading this way.
Me: Let's get the angry mob under control, and then, let's tear that bastard apart.
Lincoln: Clone or not, Gaston, you better be ready to face your eternal judgement. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) Flip, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Me: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on calming the angry mob and killing the Gaston clone.
Kairi heard a Pokemon cry.
Kairi: Look here.
We saw a Koraidon!
Me: WHOA! A Koraidon!
Camie: Wow!
Kairi: Amazing!
Me: Oh and the poor thing hurt its leg.
Koraidon: Yes I did.
We got to healing it.
Me: There you go.
Koraidon: Thank you.
Me: You're welcome.
Kairi: Would you like to come with us?
Koraidon: Sure!
Me: Cool! Okay here we go!
I snapped my fingers and everyone turned into their object forms!
Lumiere: Oh this will be fun!
Me: Yep!
We saw the mob and the Clone approaching.
Lincoln: There they are. Now, to get the mob to see the error of their ways.
SpongeBob: MAN YOUR STATIONS! RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
We got ready for battle!
We saw the mob and the Clone approaching.
Lincoln: There they are. Now, to get the mob to see the error of their ways.
SpongeBob: MAN YOUR STATIONS! RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
We got ready for battle!
(The mob succeeds in breaking in, and finds a grand entrance filled with assorted pieces of furniture, teacups, candlesticks, featherdusters and clocks. They tiptoe in, and Evil Lefou unknowingly picks up Lumiere.)
Lumiere: NOW!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion of blue fire went off in the middle of the floor the mob was on and blew them away and a wolf howl was heard and covered the area with thick smoke and All the objects spring into life, attacking their human enemies.
Me: You obviously do not know WHO YOU ALL ARE FUCKING WITH!
We went at them and kicked them into pulp!
Lincoln kicked a man in the crotch and he screamed like a little girl.
Carol: Charge!
I kicked a man in the face and kneed him in the nose and then punched another man in his face.
Qin fired balls of firie and blasted the men all over.
Mrs. Potts: Up here, ya scurvy scum! Now! (She and all the cups pour boiling tea on the guy's head.)
(Wardrobe jumps from the top of the stairs, landing on one of the mob men. Wardrobe is fighting several more of the mob in her own kung-fu style, including Dick. A comb and brush hop out and attack Walter, pulling him into Wardrobe. When he emerges, he's dressed in a bikini top, yellow tu-tu, high heels, gloves and a pearl necklace ... and his hair's done up in a stack. He shrieks and runs away. Cut to Evil LeFou, who is almost melting Lumiere with a torch. Cogsworth appears at the top of the stairs brandishing a gun and a pair of scissors. He's dressed like an admiral. He sees Lumiere's predicament and slides what's going on and slides down the bannister, and pokes Evil LeFou in the butt with the scissors, causing him to scream and leap into the air holding his pained rear. Tom is pulling feathers out of Featherduster and laughing. Lumiere hops up behind him and flares up his candlesticks, burning him in the rear, causing him to scream and leap into the air holding his pained rear. As he leaps in pain, Lumiere catches Featherduster, who smiled at each other. Cut to Evil LeFou, Stanley, and Tom chasing the Footstool. He runs into the kitchen. Thinking they've got him cornered against the cupboards, the Mob laughs and advances, only to find that the knives pop out of the drawers and LaBouche the stove flares up. They run away, screaming!)
Lincoln fired waves of lightning and blasted them all over.
Lincoln fired streams of a blue mist from his massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings, and it hit the angry mob and they suddenly came to their senses and saw that everything the Gaston clone said was just an absolute lie, and they were now absolutely pissed off big time!
Belle: It worked.
Prince Adam: Shall we?
Me: Of course. Lincoln?
Lincoln: Got it.
Loopy De Loop: (French Canadian Accent) Actually, Monsieur Lincoln, leave this one to me.
Suddenly, the full moon was shining even brighter than ever, then, the howl of a wolf was heard as packs of wolves formed from shadow appeared and they pounced on and they attacked the Gaston clone with their teeth and claws.
Just then, Belle got out a frying pan and...!
BANG! SMASH! WHAM!
SHE HIT HIM ON THE HEAD 3 TIMES WITH IT LEAVING 3 NASTY LUMPS ON IT!
Me: OOH! Nice one!
Belle: I've been wanting to do that to him for a long time.
Lincoln: Nice one. (Deep Sapphire Eyes turn Blood Red) Now, it's my turn. (CRACKS KNUCKLES)
Suddenly, Lincoln began putting the hurt on the Gaston clone with everything: he summons anvils and pianos falling from the sky, and they dropped down and hit him hard on the head! OUCH! Then, he threw pies with explosive dynamite in them!
SPLAT! KABOOM!
Slappy Squirrel: Heh, pies with explosive dynamite in them. Classic.
Nico: Nice.
But, if that wasn't bad enough, Lincoln summoned a cactus ball and hurled it, and...!
BLAM!
IT HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE CROTCH AND HE SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND WE ALL LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Me: Oh man, Lincoln, that was really awesome!
Nico: Jeez, that was painful!
Himiko: You said a mouthful.
Claudette: And guess what, Linky's infinite-times more the man you'll never be.
Then, the Bimbettes punched him hard in the face and gave him a black eye.
Himiko: Okay, now it's time for action.
Me: Lets get him!
I then pulled out a trunk and opened it and hit Gaston with numerous objects! A FRYING PAN!
BLAM!
AN ANCHOR!
CLANG!
A SHOVEL!
KROW!
A PLATE!
SMASH!
A SPITOON!
BLANG!
A MONKEY WRENCH!
WHAM!
A BEER BOTTLE!
SHATTER!
A SAFE!
BLONG!
A ROLLING PIN!
BONK!
A HAMMER!
WHAP!
A CLUB!
BASH!
AND A VASE!
SMASH!
Nico: GEEZ! He hit him with everything but the kitchen sink!
Me: Can't keep the fans disappointed!
I got out a kitchen sink and smashed the clone with it!
KRASMASH!
Me: Celine Screwball, GO WILD!
Celine laughed crazily!
Celine Screwball: WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOOWOO!
She bashed and pulverized Gaston all over the place!
HONKS GASTON'S NOSE!
Celine Screwball: I may be crazy but I just love giving people what they love!
HONKS GASTON'S NOSE!
Celine Screwball: HAVE A PIE!
SPLAT!
She got out a pie and splatted it into Gaston's face!
Celine Screwball: WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO! WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO!
She honked Gaston's nose!
HONK!
She then ran around Gaston really fast!
Celine Screwball bashed Gaston's face like a punching bag!
BAM BAM BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!
She really bashed him all over!
Celine Screwball: WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO! How do you like me now chum? WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO!
She bashed and pulverized Johnny all over!
Gaston punched her!
POW!
But the punch made her head bounce around like a punching bag.
Celine Screwball: Oh so you want to tussle it out do ya bub!
KRABLAM!
She bashed him in his face with a hammer!
Celine Screwball: WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO!
We were really laughing hysterically at her lightning fast moves and funny shenanigans!
Gaston: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY PAIN YOU FILTHY ANIMAL?!
Celine Screwball: THAT IS CORRECT! ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY CORRECT! WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO!
Qin: (LAUGHS)
Xenia: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!
Eddy: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) CALL A DOCTOR DOUBLE D!
Daffy Duck: (LAUGHING) OH BROTHER!
WE WERE LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!
Poromon got into a tank!
Poromon: Time to turn this jerk into roadkill!
Gaston was ran over and he was flatter than a pancake!
Hannah then punched him in his face and knocked out most of his teeth!
KRASMASH!
Nico: WHOA!
Elise Paine: GO SIS!
Nico: NICE!
Manaphy juggled dynamite!
Manaphy: Catch!
She threw the dynamite and blasted him all over!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Gaston: Ouch!
THUNDERCLAP!
Hannah fired waves of lightning and electrocuted him all over!
Poliwag used grenades as bowling balls!
Poliwag: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
He rolled them and they hit Gaston and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Nico: WOO! YEAH!
Elise Paine: YEAH GET HIM!
Hannah ran fast with the speed of lightning and gave Gaston a NASTY ULTRA SUPER MEGA WEDGIE!
Horsea poked a bunch of wolves with a stick and they chased her and Horsea jumped and the wolves mauled Gaston all over!
Qin: TAKE THAT!
Camie: YEAH!
Tentacool used chickens as arrows. She fired one and it skewered him in his butt!
Gaston screamed in pain!
Then a REALLY FUNNY thing happened and we saw eggs pouring out of his mouth! WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Jirachi put a bullseye on him!
Gaston: Huh?
BANG! DING! BANG DING!
We fired blasters and blasted him all over the place!
DING DING DING DING DING DING!
Freakazoid and the Mask both gave him a wedgie
HOING!
HE SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!
Freakazoid: This guy has brown underwear!
Mask: Yeah he must've never washed his clothes! OOH! SOMEBODY STOP ME!
Freakazoid: Hey Gaston lets you and me wrestle!
They got to wrestling and he was pulling his leg and screaming in pain as he was pounding the ground!
Gaston: STOP!
Freakazoid: Say uncle!
Gaston: UNCLE!
Freakazoid: Say Grandma Moses Makes Munch Meat Most Monday Mornings!
Gaston: NEVER!
Freakazoid: Okay!
HE PULLED HARD!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Nico: Grandma Moses Makes Munch Meat Most Monday Mornings!
Me: You've got some nerve, asshole. Well, no skin off our nose if Lincoln tries to skin you alive.
Paige Pigpen: Now, it's time to give you a complete thrashing, you scumbag.
Poromon pecked him.
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Poromon: You like that! How about this!? (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted him.
He was down!
Connor turned into Humungousaur
Connor: HUMONGOUSAUR!
He went and smashed and pulverized Gaston!
Humongousaur: Bet that must've hurt!
He used the Core Medals for Beetle, Tar Monster and Universe 666 Sharptooth.
Numbuh 23 Lets get him!
Humongousaur and Numbuh 23: JURASSIC FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and fire and blasted him down.
Jack turned into Upgrade!
Jack: UPGRADE!
He merged with Armada Jetfire!
Armada Jetfire turned into an awesome and super high tech shuttle!
Armada Jetfire: (Australian Accent) OH RIGHT ON! This is amazing mates!
Upgrade: It sure is!
They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over!
Upgrade used the core medals for Cad Bane, Count Dooku and Dark Himiko!
Cybertron Soundwave: Confirmed target.
Upgrage, Armada Jetfire and Cybertron Soundwave: SOUND UPGRADE BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Nick turned into Ultimate Heatblast!
Nick: ULTIMATE HEATBLAST!
He fired waves of fire and blasted him all over!
Ultimate Heatblast: How do you like that!
He used the Core Medals for Boomerang, Dixie Wolf and Jerky Turkey!
Tex Avery: Let me help there!
Nico: Wait Tex Avery!? The Animation Producer?
Me: No this is a cartoon that was made in an homage to him.
Deadpool: He's right.
Me: He just joined us recently.
Ultimate Heatblast and Tex Avery: FIRE COWBOY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and fire and blasted Gaston all over.
Me: YEAH!
Mack turned into XLR8.
Mack: XLR8!
ZOOM!
He ran fast and bashed him all over the place and smashed him all over!
XLR8: Lets make this guy mincemeat!
He used the Core Medals for Titanium Man, Yost Crimson Dynamo Man and SHS Abomination!
Amy Rose: Lets run fast!
XLR8 and Amy Rose: RUNNING BASH STORM!
ZOOM!
They ran fast and bashed him really hard all over!
Scott turned into Ditto
Scott: DITTO!
He split into 30 clones and bashed him all over.
Qin: Nice one!
He used the Core Medals for Multiple Man, Multiplex and I.R. Baboon!
Ditto: Lets be in many places at once!
I.M. Weasel: Lets do it for I AM WEASEL!
Ditto and I.M. Weasel: CHEESE CLONES BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and cheese and blasted him all over.
Casey turned into Wildvine
Casey: WILDVINE!
He threw pod bombs and blasted him all over!
Camie: Take that!
Wildvine: Now that had to hurt.
He used the core medals for Cheshire, Evil Poison Ivy and Lego Poison Ivy.
Elemental Woman: Lets do it!
Wildvine and Elemental Woman: PLANTS OF FURY!
They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over.
Jayden turned into Heatblast!
Jayden: HEATBLAST!
He fired waves of fire and blasted him down.
Heatblast: That must've hurt!
He used the Core Medals for Silver Samurai, Mad Jack and Dark Phoenix.
Carmen: Lets get him!
Heatblast and Carmen: FIRESTORM SAMURAI BLAST!
They fired waves of fire and blasted him all over.
Troy turned into Arctiguana!
Troy: ARCTIGUANA!
He fired an ice blast and blasted Gaston.
Arctiguana: Getting cold feet?
He used the cold medals for Blizzard, Mr. Freeze and Mr. Freeze (The Batman)
Serenity Serenade: Time for some pain!
Arctiguana and Serenity Serenade: LUNALIGHT ICE STORM!
They fired waves of energy and ice and blasted him all over.
Devon turned into Fasttrack
Devon: FASTTRACK!
ZOOM!
He ran fast and bashed Gaston all over the place.
Qin: Take that jerk!
Fasttrack: And this.
He used the Core Medals for Whiplash, Hamhock and Universe 666 Professor Pyg.
Fasttrack: I'm ready for you!
Droopy: Lets do it all you happy people.
Fasttrack and Droopy: SPEEDING BULLET CARTOON BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Tyler Nevarro turned into Ultimate Humungousaur
Tyler: ULTIMATE HUMUNGOUSAUR!
He fired missiles and blasted him all over.
Ultimate Humungousaur: How about that one!
He used the core medals for Major Disaster, Nine and McWolf.
Meridith McHenrickson: (Scottish Accent) Now this will be so good now.
Meridith and Ultimate Humongousaur: DINOSAUR MISSILE MEGA BARRAGE!
They fired waves of missiles and blasted him all over!
Gaston: You know, Lefou. I don't appreciate you turning on me. So, I think it's time I give you a reward for your services! (Grabs him by the throat)
LeFou: Oh yeah? How about this!?
He headbutt him and kicked him in the nose and bit him on it and punched him all over!
Then Lincoln fired a blast of fire and it hit Gaston in his butt and burned him bad!
Gaston screamed in pain!
Nico then kicked Gaston in the stomach with devastating force and he belched up a massive amount of blood.
He then saw Wataru!
Gaston: (to Wataru) I remember you. You were the one who helped these fools keep Belle from me.
Wataru: That's right. And let me tell you, you should've been arrested before it came to that!
Wataru kicked him in his face and knocked out some of his teeth!
Lori then kicked Gaston in the face and kicked him down.
Gaston: You will be mine, Belle. One way or another! (forcefully kisses her)
But he heard hissing and saw that he KISSED A BOMB DUMMY!
Then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
He was burned all over.
Me: What a loser!
Nico: The old exploding bomb dummy trick.
Belle: Nice try!
BLANG!
She bashed him with a frying pan!
Belle: And another thing I will NEVER BE YOURS! Like I said before. Prince Adam is no Monster Gaston! YOU ARE!
Kairi: I don't appreciate you trying to force yourself on my fellow Princess of Heart!
She summoned her keyblade and slashed him all over!
Qin: And another thing Gaston! Belle is a woman! Not a piece of property!
Camie kicked him in the stomach.
Ibara used her Vine Quirk and tied him up and bashed him into the floor!
Lola: YEAH!
Belle kicked him in the groin several times.
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!
Nico: (WINCES) OOH!
Lincoln: How about this!?
GUN CLICK!
BANG BANG BANG BANG!
Lincoln fired Cactus balls right at Gaston's crotch and he screamed in pain from that!
WE COVERED OUR PRIVATES! OUCH!
Nico then grabbed Gaston by his throat!
Nico: You know LeFou did make a good thing for me from you.
Gaston: What's that!?
Nico: You know that song that he did for you to cheer you up? He made some tweeks to it and made it all about me and that was fun and cool. I think that song fits me better more than it does you!
Gaston: That was my song!
Nico: The original can be found on YouTube. Not that you'll live to watch it! Because your name is now mud!
Me: And Mud spelled backwords is DUMB!
Nico headbutt him and bashed him down and I kicked him in the face.
Double D: Actually, Mud doesn't begin with B.
Eddy: Don't rain on his parade sockhead!
Himiko: Oh and Gaston. Here's what we think about Nico compared to you. Nico's the Best and you are a TOTAL DRIP!
Gaston GROWLED IN FURY!
Nico: Thanks, Himiko!
Himiko: You're welcome!
Himiko fired waves of rock and bashed Gaston's face in with them.
Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer bashed and kicked him in the stomach and bashed him into the floor.
Lola: YEAH!
Gaston then saw Xaldin!
Gaston: I should've been the one to fight the Keyblade Wielder here. Not you. Me!
Xaldin: Aw you're just upset because I got a part in this and not you!
He fired tornado blasts and blasted Gaston all over!
Paige Pigpen: How about this for good measure!
She grabbed Gaston's face and rubbed it in her gross smelly stinky armpits!
LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!
Paige Pigpen: I never took a bath even once in my life!
Qin: OH YUCK!
Nico: Her stinkiness really pays off.
Sora: Xaldin gave us a challenge. You probably would've been a pushover!
Kairi: That's for sure!
Xaldin: And I am more important!
Deadpool: (To the viewers) It's true. Gaston wasn't made part of the video games so they replaced him with Xaldin because he was more important than Gaston.
Jamesdean5842: Yeah and I think the writing is on the wall for that one because Gaston in everyone's eyes is a chauvanistic arrogant piece of dirt!
Eddy: HA! Even Wade and the Author of this story has got you pegged!
Nico: YEAH!
Jamesdean5842: Yeah!
Qin: Also Wind is one of the Deadliest forces of nature.
Xaldin: No mistake there.
Me: Yeah.
Eddy then fired his blaster at his groin!
ZAP!
Nico: YEAH!
Gaston screamed in pain.
Ed headbutted him!
SMASH!
Nico: Nice one!
Eddy: YEAH LUMPY!
Eddy then stuff a stink bomb down his pants.
Gaston: What the!?
LOUD SUPER NASTY FART!
Me: OH GOOD GOD!
Nico: GEEZ!
Eddy: Eat that!
Nico: YEAH!
Himiko: Lets show no mercy!
Suddenly, Himiko Toga's brown eyes turned neon brown and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Himiko Toga's Philippines Elemental Gods of Nature's Elemental Greatsword of Elemental Redemption, and as she approached the Gaston clone, she left rainbow energy, stars, Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Himiko: You absolutely disgust me to no end, Gaston. No matter how many times we've beaten the shit out of you, you just never learn your lesson. Belle belongs to Prince Adam, not you, you are nothing more than a chauvinist pig who has absolutely no respect for women whatsoever, and you're an absolute bloodthirsty monster, I'm pissed off at Tomura for this, but he'll get another beatdown for this, as for you, you better be ready to die.
Suddenly, Himiko was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix with red eyes glaring at the Gaston clone: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Oh, this is going to be so awesome!
Lincoln: Last time this happened, we went after that jerk, Travis Connors. That clone's about to share his same fate: death.
Then, as the vortex faded, Himiko emerged, but she was changed forever.
Himiko Toga grew from 7'9" to 8'3" in height, she has metal gold braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large colored planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has rainbow highlights in the bangs of her pale, dirty ash-blonde hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon brown eyes and a rainbow energy aura with Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her with and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix with the Element Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on phoenix earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Dark, Thunder, Time, Flower, Star, Sun, Moon, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha on her neck with rainbow gems embedded in the gold element symbol links and rainbow crystals links and a rainbow phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Dark, Thunder, Time, Flower, Star, Sun, Moon, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Himiko Toga has on a white long-sleeved blouse and white long-sleeved shirt with a rainbow phoenix on it, white skirt with elemental forces on it, black pants with elemental forces on the legs, black knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the emblem of Lady Elementa and the symbols of the elemental forces surrounding it and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding a large rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Himiko Toga felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive ash-blonde angel wings with rainbow tips on the large ash-blonde feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized ash-blonde angel wings with rainbow tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive ash-blonde angel wings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large rainbow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Yellow Lantern ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and black fingerless gloves with gold-plated armored claws on her fingers and smaller planets orbiting around her fingers.
Suddenly, Himiko Toga's massive Himiko Toga's Philippines Elemental Gods of Nature's Elemental Greatsword of Elemental Redemption and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, phoenixes, and angels, and when it finally emerged, it was transformed into Himiko Toga's Cosmic Eternal Philippines Elemental Gods of Nature True Immortal Elemental Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Philippines Elemental Gods of Nature True Immortal Elemental Phoenix God Angel Redemption and Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded colored gems and the symbols of The Redemption Squad and U.A. High School along with the Philippine Gods of Nature etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged rainbow blade, large rainbow dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into the hilt with large rainbow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large rainbow dragon heads with yellow gems for eyes and on the bottom of the dragon heads is a large dragon head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with rainbow gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with rainbow gems for the eyes and a large rainbow gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a rainbow kanji with the symbols of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon in between the kanji below the emblem of Lady Elementa that said, "Himiko Toga Also Known As Lady Elementa, Former Lieutenant of the Paranormal Liberation Front and Former Member of The League of Villains, Loving Adopted Daughter of Misty Tredwell and James Dean Knudson, Loving Girlfriend of Izuku Midoriya, Archenemy of LeFou, Destroyer of One For All, Despiser of Tomura Shigaraki, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, Emissary and Champion of Lalahon, Aman Sinaya, Habagat, Dumakulem, Bathala, Sitan, Kadakan, Gugurang, Kan-Loan, Apolaki, Mayari, Sisina, and Tala, and Master of Elemental Forces, Phoenixes, and Angels"
トガヒミコはレディ・エレメンタとしても知られ、超常現象解放戦線の元中尉でヴィランズ連盟の元メンバー、ミスティ・トレッドウェルとジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの愛する養女、緑谷出久の愛するガールフレンド、ル・フウの大敵、ワン・フォー・オールの破壊者。 、信楽トムラの軽蔑者、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、怒りのマスター天界のゼルナガ、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者にして悪を滅ぼす者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅の英雄、ララホンの使者にしてチャンピオン、アマン・シナヤ、ハバガット、ドゥマクレム、バタラ、シタン、カダカン、ググラン、カン・ローン、アポラキ、マヤリ、シシナ、タラ、エレメンタル・フォース、フェニックス、エンジェルのマスター
Himiko Toga has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-LADY ELEMENTA-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ELEMENTAL PHILIPINE GOD CHAMPION ELEMENTAL REDEMPTION FIRESTORM PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ELEMENTAL PHILIPINE GOD CHAMPION ELEMENTAL REDEMPTION FIRESTORM PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ELEMENTAL PHILIPINE GOD CHAMPION ELEMENTAL REDEMPTION FIRESTORM PHOENIX GOD ANGEL REDEMPTION!
We were really amazed by Himiko's Super Angel-Lady Elementa-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when the clone of Gaston saw it, he got out his gun and was about to shoot her, but Himiko fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy, Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, phoenixes, and angels which melted his gun and hit the Gaston clone and sent him flying into a tree, he got back up, but now, he was beyond enraged.
Himiko: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Philippine God Champion Elemental Redemption Firestorm Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Philippine God Champion Elemental Redemption Firestorm Phoenix God Angel Redemption) We're just getting started, pig. Okay, Belle, you're up.
Belle: Right. It's time I put an end to this for good.
Suddenly, Belle's brown eyes turned neon brown and she was surrounded by a yellow energy aura with stars, rose petals, light, keys, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her sword, and as she approached the Gaston clone, she left yellow energy, stars, rose petals, light, keys, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Belle: Like Himiko said, you absolutely disgust me to no end, Gaston. No matter how many times we've beaten you, you just never learn your lesson. My heart belongs to Prince Adam and my place is at his side, not you, you are nothing more than a chauvinist pig who has absolutely no respect for women whatsoever, and you're an absolute bloodthirsty monster, This is the absolute last time I ever have to deal with you, time to say goodbye.
Suddenly, Belle was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with stars, rose petals, light, and keys, surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix with red eyes glaring at the Gaston clone: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Oh, this is going to be so awesome!
Lincoln: Ariel had her turn when we went after Flats in Bikini Bottom, now it's Belle's turn.
Then, as the vortex faded, Belle emerged, but she was changed forever.
Belle grew to 8'3" in height, she has metal gold braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large rose red planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has rainbow highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon brown eyes and a yellow energy aura with stars, rose petals, light, keys, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her with and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix with a rose in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with brown iris, she has on phoenix earrings with rose red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Rose, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha on her neck with rose red gems embedded in the gold sun links and rose red crystals links and a rose red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with rose red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Rose, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Belle has on a yellow long-sleeved blouse with a rose on it, yellow skirt with rose designs on it, brown pants, black knee-high leather boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, rose petals, light, keys, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Beast's Castle with a rose on top surrounded by light and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding a large yellow gem with neon glowing yellow lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Belle felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive brown angel wings with yellow tips on the large brown feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and medium sized massive brown angel wings with yellow tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive brown angel wings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and black fingerless gloves with gold-plated armored claws on her fingers and smaller planets orbiting around her fingers.
Suddenly, Belle's sword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of yellow energy, stars, rose petals, light, keys, phoenixes, and angels, and when it finally emerged, it was transformed into Princess Belle's Cosmic Eternal Rose Princess of Light True Immortal Castle Defender Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Rose Princess of Light True Immortal Castle Defender Phoenix God Angel Greatsword Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rose red gems and Beast's Castle with a rose etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple beast heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into the hilt with large rose red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple beast heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the beast heads is a large purple beast head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with rose red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Beast's head with blue gems for the eyes and large blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji with rose petals and Keyblades in between the kanji below Beast's Castle that said, "Princess Belle, Princess of Light and The Rose, Intelligent and Beautiful Keyblader of Paris, Loving Daughter of Maurice, Loving Wife of Prince Adam Also Known as The Beast, Despiser and Destroyer of Gaston, Despiser of Xehanort, Archenemy of Cranky Wizard, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of The Keyblade, Rose Petals, Light, Phoenixes, and Angels"
プリンセス・ベル、光と薔薇の王女、パリの聡明で美しいキーブレイダー、モーリスの愛する娘、アダム王子の愛する妻、野獣としても知られる、ガストンの軽蔑者であり破壊者、ゼアノートの軽蔑者、気難しい魔法使いの大敵、勇敢な戦士コスモス、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、黒のマスターゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そしてキーブレード、バラの花びら、光、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Belle has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DISNEY PRINCESS-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY CELESTIAL LIGHT ROSE PRINCESS CASTLE DEFENDER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY CELESTIAL LIGHT ROSE PRINCESS CASTLE DEFENDER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY CELESTIAL LIGHT ROSE PRINCESS CASTLE DEFENDER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Belle's Super Angel-Disney Princess-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when the clone of Gaston saw it, he ran at her to capture her, but Belle fired a massive barrage of yellow energy, stars, rose petals, light, keys, phoenixes, and angels which hit the Gaston clone and sent him flying to another tree, he got back up, but now, he was enraged.
Belle: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celestial Light Rose Disney Princess Castle Defender Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celestial Light Rose Disney Princess Castle Defender Phoenix God Angel Love) Now, all that's left is for Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette to transform.
Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette: And then, we're going to beat you into a bloody pulp.
Suddenly, Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette's green eyes turned neon green and Claudette was surrounded by a red energy aura with stars, light, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, Laurette was surrounded by an amber energy aura with stars, light, suns, phoenixes, and angels, and Paulette was surrounded by a green energy aura with stars, light, leaves, plants, phoenixes, and angels, and as they approached the clone of Gaston, they left red energy, yellow energy, and green energy, stars, light, suns, fire, flames, leaves, plants, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Claudette: We were such fools for even falling for someone like you.
Laurette: You really were such an absolute jerk and you have no respect for women whatsoever.
Paulette: Well, that ends here and now, prepare to pay for your crimes.
Suddenly, Claudette was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with stars, light, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix with red eyes glaring at the Gaston clone: the red eyes of death, Laurette was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with stars, light, and suns surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix with red eyes glaring at the Gaston clone: the red eyes of death, and Paulette was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with stars, light, leaves, and plants surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix with red eyes glaring at the Gaston clone: the red eyes of death.
Lincoln: WHOA!
Me: Uh oh.
Nico: Yep, they're about to transform, and the Gaston clone's about to get his ass kicked.
Then, as the vortexes fade, Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette emerged, but they were changed forever.
Claudette grew to 8'3" in height, she now has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large red planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair tied in a ponytail with a red bow and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon green eyes and a red energy aura with stars, light, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix with a red rose emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Love, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has a phoenix with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Love, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons on the bottom of her red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Claudette has on a red dress, red shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, light, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel surrounded by fire and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a red gem with neon glowing red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Claudette felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with red tips on the blonde feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and medium sized blonde angel wings with red tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive blonde angel wings and she now has eleven blonde wolf tails with red tips and red markings. Claudette has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and fingerless bridal gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Claudette's sword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, stars, light, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Claudette's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Shining Light French Rose Firestorm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Shining Light French Rose Firestorm Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded red gems and a rose along with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads with red gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and red gems in its mouths, and large gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the gold phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji with stars and flames in between the kanji below phoenix and angel that said, "Claudette, Backup Singer and Waitress of The Tavern, Friend of Laurette and Paulette, Friend of Belle, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Gaston, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Fire, Flames, Light, Stars, Phoenixes, and Angels"
クローデット、酒場のバックアップシンガー兼ウェイトレス、ローレットとポーレットの友人、ベルの友人、善の強力な力、悪人のスラッシャー、真の不滅で全能の強力な宇宙の戦士、リンカーンの愛する未来の妻ラウド、軽蔑する者ガストン、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素の達人、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大さ、優しさ、無私、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪のスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして火、炎、光、星、フェニックス、そして天使たち
Claudette has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MAIDEN-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY STARLIGHT SOLAR FIRESTORM FAIR MAIDEN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY STARLIGHT SOLAR FIRESTORM FAIR MAIDEN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY STARLIGHT SOLAR FIRESTORM FAIR MAIDEN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
Laurette grew to 8'3" in height, she now has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large amber planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has amber highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair tied in a ponytail with an amber bow and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon green eyes and an amber energy aura with stars, light, suns, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix with a red rose emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on phoenix earrings with amber gems for eyes and holding the Star, Sun, Light, Love, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has a phoenix with amber gems for eyes and holding the Star, Sun, Light, Love, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons on the bottom of her amber phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with amber crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and amber gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Laurette has on an amber dress, amber shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, light, suns, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel surrounded by fire and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding an amber gem with neon glowing amber lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Laurette felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with amber tips on the blonde feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and medium sized blonde angel wings with amber tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive blonde angel wings and she now has eleven blonde wolf tails with amber tips and amber markings. Laurette has on a Ring of The Phoenix with amber gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and fingerless bridal gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Laurette's sword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of amber energy, stars, light, suns, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Laurette's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Shining Light French Rose Solar Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Shining Light French Rose Solar Storm Phoenix God Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded amber gems and a rose along with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads with amber gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large amber gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with amber gems for eyes and amber gems in its mouths, and large gold phoenix head with amber gems for eyes and large amber gem in its mouth on the bottom of the gold phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large amber gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with amber gems for eyes and amber gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an amber kanji with stars and suns in between the kanji below phoenix and angel that said, "Laurette, Backup Singer and Waitress of The Tavern, Friend of Claudette and Paulette, Friend of Belle, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Gaston, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Suns, Light, Stars, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ローレット、酒場のバックアップシンガー兼ウェイトレス、クローデットとポーレットの友人、ベルの友人、善の強力な力、悪人のスラッシャー、真の不滅で全能の強力な宇宙の戦士、リンカーンの愛する未来の妻ラウド、軽蔑する者ガストン、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素の達人、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大さ、優しさ、無私、勇気と信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺し屋、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして太陽、光、星、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Laurette has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MAIDEN-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY STARLIGHT SOLAR LIGHT FURY FAIR MAIDEN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY STARLIGHT SOLAR LIGHT FURY FAIR MAIDEN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY STARLIGHT SOLAR LIGHT FURY FAIR MAIDEN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
And Paulette grew to 8'3" in height, she now has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large green planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has green highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair tied in a ponytail with a green bow and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon green eyes and a green energy aura with stars, light, leaves, plants, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix with a red rose emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on phoenix earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, Nature, Love, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has a phoenix with green gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, Nature, Love, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons on the bottom of her green phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and green gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Paulette has on a green dress, green shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, light, leaves, plants, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel surrounded by fire and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a green gem with neon glowing green lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Paulette felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with green tips on the blonde feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and medium sized blonde angel wings with green tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive blonde angel wings and she now has eleven blonde wolf tails with green tips and green markings. Paulette has on a Ring of The Phoenix with green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and fingerless bridal gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Paulette's sword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, stars, light, leaves, plants, phoenixes, and angels , and when it emerged, it was transformed into Paulette's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Shining Light French Rose Nature Fury Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Shining Light French Rose Nature Fury Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded green gems and a rose along with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads with amber gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with green gems for eyes and green gems in its mouths, and large gold phoenix head with green gems for eyes and green amber gem in its mouth on the bottom of the gold phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with green gems for eyes and green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji with stars and leaves in between the kanji below phoenix and angel that said, "Paulette, Backup Singer and Waitress of The Tavern, Friend of Claudette and Laurette, Friend of Belle, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Gaston, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Leaves, Plants, Light, Stars, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ポーレット、酒場のバックアップシンガー兼ウェイトレス、クローデットとローレットの友人、ベルの友人、善の強力な力、悪人のスラッシャー、真の不滅で全能の強力な宇宙の戦士、リンカーンの愛する未来の妻ラウド、軽蔑する者ガストン、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素の達人、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大さ、優しさ、無私、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪のスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして葉、植物、光、星、フェニックス、そして天使たち
Paulette has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MAIDEN-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY STARLIGHT SOLAR LIGHT NATURE FURY FAIR MAIDEN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY STARLIGHT SOLAR LIGHT NATURE FURY FAIR MAIDEN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY STARLIGHT SOLAR LIGHT NATURE FURY FAIR MAIDEN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed at the transformations of Claudette, Laurette, and Paulette, and when Lincoln saw them, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. That of course got the attention of the Bimbettes, and they approached Lincoln, who by instinct wrapped them in his arms, and while Laurette and Paulette kissed Lincoln on the cheeks, Claudette and Lincoln kissed on the lips, and his energy aura flared up as he gained a massive power boost and the Gaston clone's jaw fell to the floor.
Claudette: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Starlight Solar Light Firestorm Fair Maiden Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Starlight Solar Light Firestorm Fair Maiden Phoenix God Angel Love) That's just to prove that we no longer swoon over you, Gaston.
Laurette: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Starlight Solar Light Fury Fair Maiden Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Starlight Solar Light Fury Fair Maiden Phoenix God Angel Love) That's right, Linky's leagues more of a man you'll never be.
Paulette: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Starlight Solar Light Nature Fury Fair Maiden Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Starlight Solar Light Nature Fury Fair Maiden Phoenix God Angel Love) And he's much more of a very passionate and gorgeous handsome hunk of a man who's a real Alpha Male.
Nicole: Ooh, that's quite a painful letdown!
Nico: Damn. But, you deserve it, Gaston!
Me: Now, your pain's about to get even worse than that!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You may be a clone of Gaston, but there's no way we're letting you out of this.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, prepare yourself for Hell on Earth, asshole!
Lincoln, Himiko Toga, Belle, The Bimbettes, and I went after the Gaston clone, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, yellow energy, red, amber, and green energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at the Gaston clone, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Himiko Toga, Belle, The Bimbettes, and I attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving the Gaston clone even more mad.
Then, Nico fired waves of water and elemental forces, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit him and slashed at him with his dark greatsword, Then, Lincoln, Himiko Toga, Belle, The Bimbettes, and I fired powerful blasts of energy, magic, stars, water, ocean waves, and planets at the Gaston clone, and Lincoln summoned red and blue wolf spirits and they brutally mauled and attacked him and he got badly hurt.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Deep Sapphire Eyes turn Blood Red) Now, to end it.
Lincoln fired a blast of red energy that hit the Gaston clone, and it burned his red tunic to ashes, and we saw a red barbell appear on his chest. Suddenly, we saw the barbell tattoo on his chest glow red, then, his arms were raised and his wrists were bound in metal cuffs same with his feet.
Nico: Uh oh, he's going to use the Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse on the Gaston clone
Suddenly, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of the Gaston clone. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Gaston clone of his massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and he was groaning in pain as he began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of the Gaston clone was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
Then, when Lincoln was done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the Gaston clone and they went back into him as the portals closed, and we saw that the Gaston clone thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of his muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength, and the glowing barbell on his chest stopped glowing and faded away.
Gaston Clone: (GASPS) W-what did you do to me?! I'm now...skin and bones!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Just gave you your rightful punishment, you brute.
Nico: Now, to end his miserable life forever.
Lincoln swung his massive greatsword down on the Gaston clone and cleaved him in half and he exploded and was sent to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Himiko Toga's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large colored planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive ash-blonde angel wings and medium sized ash-blonde angel wings underneath are permanent, Belle's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large rose red planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive brown angel wings and medium sized brown angel wings underneath are permanent, Claudette's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large red planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive blonde angel wings and medium sized blonde angel wings underneath are permanent, Laurette's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large amber planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive blonde angel wings and medium sized blonde angel wings underneath are permanent, and Paulette's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large green planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive blonde angel wings and medium sized blonde angel wings underneath are permanent.
Nico: That was really awesome! We took care of the clone of that arrogant ruthless blowhard!
Me: And we gave him another beatdown in the process.
Lincoln then got the message from Vypra: she and the rest of The Masters of Evil recaptured Tomura Shigaraki.
Lincoln: Awesome. And I just got news from Vypra, she and the rest of The Masters of Evil have recaptured Tomura Shigaraki.
Eli: Awesome!
Izuku: Now, they'll make sure he behaves himself from now on.
Bakugo: Aw, I wanted to see Lincoln give him the Hinon's Vengeance Curse.
Lincoln: That would be too easy, I would've made him suffer for everything he's done in All For One's name and for all the suffering he's caused.
Suddenly, we saw something descend from the skies: it was a gold belt with the Babylonian symbol for the belt buckle, along with several more gold belts, this time with the Celtic, Chinese, Egyptian, Hindu, Roman, Japanese, Maya, Norse, Polynesian, Slavic, Voodoo, and Yoruba symbols for the belt buckles, and they are in front of Lincoln.
Nico: What are they?
Ishtar (SMITE): I'd recognize that from anywhere: that is The Belt of Babylonia, it's an ancient artifact from my world, and it's imbued with the powers of the Babylonian Gods, Gilgamesh, myself, and the primordial goddess and Dragon Queen, Tiamat.
Me: Which means the other gold belts are The Belt of The Celtic Pantheon, The Belt of The Chinese Pantheon, The Belt of The Egyptian Pantheon, The Belt of The Hindu Pantheon, The Belt of The Roman Pantheon, The Belt of The Japanese Spirit World, The Belt of The Norse Pantheon, The Belt of The Maya Pantheon, The Belt of The Polynesian Pantheon, The Belt of The Slavic Pantheon, The Belt of The Voodoo Pantheon, and The Belt of The Yoruba Pantheon, which are...!
Ne Zha (SMITE): Imbued with the powers of the Celtic, Chinese, Egyptian, Hindu, Roman, Japanese, Norse, Maya, Polynesian, Slavic, Voodoo, and Yoruba Gods and Goddesses.
Chang'e (SMITE): And Lincoln travelled to our world and took care of the troublemakers from each of those pantheons: Tiamat, The Morrigan, Xing Tian, Set, Ravana, Kali, Kumbhakarna, Arachne, Medusa, Bake Kujira, Izanami, Camazotz, Ah Puch, Fafnir, Fenrir, Hel, Loki, Surtr, Dischordia, and Chernobog, and he absorbed them.
CLANG!
OUR JAWS FELL TO THE FLOOR AND ELI CLOSED THEM AND HIS!
Nico: WHOA!
Suddenly, The Belt of Babylonia, The Belt of The Celtic Pantheon, The Belt of The Chinese Pantheon, The Belt of The Egyptian Pantheon, The Belt of The Hindu Pantheon, The Belt of The Roman Pantheon, The Belt of The Japanese Spirit World, The Belt of The Norse Pantheon, The Belt of The Maya Pantheon, The Belt of The Polynesian Pantheon, The Belt of The Slavic Pantheon, The Belt of The Voodoo Pantheon, and The Belt of The Yoruba Pantheon merged with Lincoln's Belt of Elemental Bravery.
Lincoln: I should've told you guys about that, but this had to be done.
Me: It's alright, Lincoln, but you were really busy.
Yemoja (SMITE): He was.
Nico: But, now you've taken care of those troublemakers. Aw, and I was wanting to have a meeting with more of them.
Lincoln: You'll get that chance, Nico. We just need to be patient.
Nico: Now, you don't have to Use mouthwash
Me: Yeah.
Belle: That is true.
Qin: His breath smelled like rotten beer.
Poromon: Not really sure Beer can go rotten.
Me: It doesn't.
Nico; Nice job, Koraidon!
Koraidon: Thanks Nico!
Kairi: It was fun riding Koraidon.
Lola: That is awesome.
Poromon: Want a beer?
Koraidon: No thanks. I don't drink.
Poromon: Okay.
Poliwag did puppy eyes.
Poliwag: Pwetty pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough.
Poromon: Look at the mess we made.
Me: Whew! No kidding.
The people of the castle reverted back.
Me: See it was only temporary.
I snapped my fingers and cleaned up the mess.
Lumiere: That was a grand performance!
He kissed me on both sides of my face!
SMOOCH SMOOCH!
Me: Whoa! French kiss.
Nico: Sorry, Lumiere. But J.D. doesn't swing that way
Lumiere: Ah I know mon ami.
Me: It's part of his custom in France.
Marinette: It's true.
Prince Adam: It's fine but thanks for dealing with all those guys.
Me: No problem. WHEW!
Sora: Although I would've loved to kick Gaston's ass the first time
Riku: Same with me.
Me: I know. But hey at least this makes up for it.
Sora: True.
Lola: Guys look!
(CODA BY HANS ZIMMER PLAYS AT 3:25 TO 4:24)
We looked outside and saw a huge fireball in the night sky!
Qin: It's that same sign!
Savannah Nephthys: One of my fellow cult members is coming!
Nico: If it's the one that hates Icky Vicky, we'll tell her she's dying before Flip.
Me: I have a feeling it might be.
Qin: Yeah.
Savannah Nephthys: That is for sure.
Poromon: If it is, we'll tell her that.
Me: Okay. We'll find out shortly. Now to face the Anothers.
Nico: Yep. Who do we have?
Eli: (Concentrates) Whoa! We got Another LeFou, Nokrea, Hammersmith, Phoenix Ikki (Saint Seiya), Jormungandr and Demon Slappy Squirrel
Me: Whoa!
Xenia: WOW!
Lola: So Himiko Toga, Ibara Shiyazaki, Konoko Komori, Raika Kaminari, Kirby (Nintendo) and Katie Kirby.
Qin: Yep.
Eli: Yeah and I sense that the anothers minus LeFou are 2 people.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Nice.
May: This will be fun.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Nokrea, Hammersmith, Phoenix Ikki (Saint Seiya), Jormungandr and Demon Slappy Squirrel!
Me: WHOA!
Xenia: This will be awesome!
Another Phoenix Ikki: (In a girls voice) It sure will.
Another Nokrea: It sure will!
Nico: That voice! Saturn Butterfly!
Lincoln: And I know it was you Calida Nephthys!
They merged and split into two and they were two girls. One was a girl with Red Hair and Red Eyes and had fire angel wings and had fire clothes and had a sigil of Nephthys in the middle of her forehead and the symbol of the Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys on her arm and had a fire sword in her hand. And the second girl had purple hair and purple eyes and had yellow and purple clothes and had butterfly wings and had the Crest of Knowledge on her arm and on her cheeks on both sides of her face and she had Butterflymon on her forehead and on her skirt and had a night sword.
Calida Nephthys: Awesome to see you again Lincoln.
Saturn Butterfly: Same here Nico.
Nico: You too.
Me: Care to introduce us Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sure. This is Calida Nephthys, Gene-Slammer of Chronicler of Nephthys, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's the financial specialist and charity raiser for the cult and she's a powerful force of good. She's a powerful master of fire and she's also a bounty hunter and she brings in good bounties. One time, she and me brought in 500 awesome bounties in the form of captured mobsters who were on the run after their plans to kill us ended with their hitmen murdered by us, and she vowed to bring down Icky Vicky for her crimes.
WE GASPED!
Me: We knew it was going to be the one that hates Icky Vicky.
Nico: Yep and Saturn is the descendent of Skywynne Butterfly and she is also from Mewni.
Star Butterfly: Wow it's awesome to meet you Saturn.
Saturn Butterfly: Same here Star.
Me: By the way girls is the Another LeFou friendly or hostile?
Calida Nephthys: Friendly and she is a really cool one.
Me: Cool!
May: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and the anothers were separated.
Me: Action time!
We blasted the Anothers all over!
I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Oh yeah!
Savannah Nephthys: Glad to have you back Calida.
Calida Nephthys: Same here sis.
Qin: Awesome.
Me: Nico and the mascots have something to tell you Calida.
Nico: Icky Vicky will die before Flip
Calida Nephthys: Really?
Me: Yep. We promised to kill her first.
Nico: Because she's more deranged than Flip.
Calida Nephthys: Understood.
Savannah Nephthys: Nico told me earlier about that and I understood why.
Me: Yeah.
Me: Besides we've run out of rants for her as well as gotten fed up with her.
Nico: Personally, I hope she puts up a fight
Calida Nephthys: Me too. But I know it will be good.
Lola: Yeah.
Varie: It sure will be.
Girl Jordan: Yeah.
Nico: We can always make a clone for us to humiliate
Calida Nephthys: I agree there. I would like that.
Qin: We still got lots of tricks up our sleeves.
Camie: Yep.
Nico: Sorry about the mess
Calida Nephthys: No worries.
Saturn Butterfly: We saw the battle from afar and we laughed our heads off.
Nico: Funny!
Nicole: Yeah.
SMASH!
A beer Bottle hit me on the head!
Me: OUCH!
Nico: What the?
Me: OKAY WHO'S THE WISEASS!?
Poromon: That wasn't me!
Lola: It's from him!
We saw ANOTHER LEFOU!
Me: Another LeFou!
Nico: Oh boy.
Another LeFou: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that.
Me: (Gasp) That voice!
She reverted back and it was a girl with pink hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes and had rainbow angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Wing Dopant on it and on her skirt and she had a wind sword in her hand.
Me: (GASP) Windy Wing!
Windy Wing: Awesome to see you again J.D. Sorry about that.
Me: No worries. Windy is the embodiment of the Wing Dopant and she is also a REALLY HEAVY BEER drinker.
LeFou: WOW! Just like me! I drink lots of beer too.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Windy Wing: Just to drink lots of beer and it was awesome.
Poromon: YAY! An awesome Beer Buddy.
Poliwag: Yeah!
Me: (LAUGHS) The Mascots are going to love drinking beer with you.
Xenia: No kidding.
Windy Wing: Especially with me in my underwear. I like to drink beer in my underwear.
Nico: Uhhhhh...
Me: Uh oh.
Kaito and Zocks: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
We did so.
Me: Lets get him! Throw a bottle of beer at me will you!
Poromon gave me a bottle and I threw it and smashed the Another on his head!
Nico: (gets out Lefou's Ridewatch) Time for drunk antics!
May: (Gets out Hammersmith's ridewatch) Time to pound!
Maria: (Gets out Jormungandr's ridewatch) The power of the World Snake.
Ibara: (Gets out Nokrea's ridewatch) The fury of flowers.
They used the powers of LeFou, Nokrea, Hammersmith, Phoenix Ikki (Saint Seiya), Jormungandr and Demon Slappy Squirrel and smashed the another.
Then out came Lord Pain, Mooch the Fox, Genghis the Lion, Mewberty Star, Stone Dragon, Pharaoh (Miraculous), I & Am, Burning Lion and Morpho Knight came.
Nico: WHOA! Nice team Lord Pain!
Lord Pain: Thanks Nico and it's perfect for Lady Vypra.
Xenia: Cool!
Nico: Lady Vypra?
Lord Pain: I would have called her Lord and Master but it wouldn't seem right for her.
Nico: Good point.
?: Boy, that's I say that's for sure.
Burn Rooster came.
Me: Burn Rooster! Wow!
Nico: Nice!
Burn Rooster: (In a girls voice) Boy this guy, I say, this guy drinks so much beer that his liver turns into fois gois.
Nico: Bernice Foghorn Leghorn Rooster!? Whoa!
Burn Rooster: Yep. And it's good to see you again Nico. Time to break this blubberheaded jerk in two!
She fired waves of energy and fire and blasted the Another and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it!
Nico: YEAH!
Poromon: Let's celebrate with beer!
Windy Wing: You got it!
They got to drinking beer!
Bernice reverted back and was a girl with red hair and red eyes and red angel wings and a red bikini and had a rooster in the middle of her forehead in front of a flame.
Bernice Foghorn Leghorn Rooster: Boy these guys, I say these guys drink more beer than a sequoia tree guzzling soda on a hot day.
They finished and were drunk as loons.
Windy Wing: (BARNEY GUMBLE BELCH)
Poromon flew up to Nico
He punched Nico in the face!
POW!
Nico: OUCH!
Poromon: (Slurred speech) Oh shut up you monkey face! I'm going to (HIC) Run you into the ground by making you look at porn.
Nico: Okay you've had enough.
Windy Wing: (To me) (Slurred Speech) You and me are gonna make beautiful music together when we make love.
Me: Oooookay?
Bernice Foghorn Leghorn Rooster: Boy nice guys but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
Foghorn Leghorn: Do you, I say, do you beat up a dog like I do?
Bernice Foghorn Leghorn Rooster: Do I, I say, do I ever and it's fun.
Horsea went up to Maria and squirted ink all over her.
Horsea: (Slurred speech) You are a girl that needs new ink!
Manaphy went over to May and bashed her on the head with a hammer!
BLANG!
Manaphy: (Slurred speech) Take that dirtwad!
Bernice Foghorn Leghorn Rooster: Boy the mascots, I say the mascots are as drunk as a loon in the Amazon.
Poliwag went up to Nico and slapped him across his face with his tail,
SLAP!
Nico: OUCH!
Poliwag: (Slurred speech) Take that clod!
Me: Okay I think you guys had enough.
I snapped my fingers and they were back to normal.
Bernice Foghorn Leghorn Rooster: The mascots, I say the mascots really were drunker than a Mouse in a poison gas factory.
Rarity: Lets get you new clothes darling.
The Fashion brigade gave her new clothes and they were red clothes.
Bernice Foghorn Leghorn Rooster: These are really great clothes.
Maria: You talk like Foghorn too.
Bernice Foghorn Leghorn Rooster: Yes. I say yes and it's a fun thing.
Ibara: Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?
Bernice Foghorn Leghorn Rooster: Why yes, I say why yes I do. When me and Nico were over at my family's farm and we made the chickens lay golden eggs and it was cool.
Nico: Yep and we made her family rich.
Nicole: Wow!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Bernice hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Bernice Foghorn Leghorn Rooster: Me, I say, me too Nico.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Konoko Komori, Raika Kaminari, Kirby, and Katie Kirby are heading to the world of Looney Tunes: World of Mayhem, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls here, but we got bad news: Mr. Hyde from Van Helsing has been sighted and is on the rampage, but we're going to take him down and kill him.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in the world of Looney Tunes: World of Mayhem, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls here, but we got bad news: Mr. Hyde from Van Helsing has been sighted and is on the rampage, but we're going to take him down and kill him.
Nico: Oh man, this is another world we haven't covered yet, huh?
Me: Nope, and Vypra said she's been wanting to recruit the villains here in this world, which means...!
Lincoln: We're recruiting the heroes of Looney Tunes: World of Mayhem to the team.
Suddenly, we saw one of the heroes, it was Van Wile, a desert Toon and the monster hunter persona of Wile E Coyote.
Van Wile: We were told by Bugs and the others that you were coming.
Me: That's right, and we got word of Mr. Hyde located here and is running loose.
Van Wile: Then, we need to hurry.
We then met with the rest of the other persona toons of Bugs and his friends who are going to be joining the team and the other villain persona toons are joining the Masters of Evil, then, we set out to go after Mr. Hyde.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long crimson red hair and red headband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful fire angel wings and the Fire Type Pokemon crest on her forehead, she's dressed in a red short-sleeved vest with white fur collar and white fur on the sleeves, red sleeveless crop top, necklace with a red gem for the pendant, red skirt with the Fire Type Pokemon crest on the skirt, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are the Fire Type Pokemon and The Elemental HEROES of Fire, holstered on her back is a massive fire greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged midnight orange blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and black pointed tip for the pommel and with her are the nine girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Candace Phoenix, Goddess of The Fire Type Pokemon and Avatar of The Elemental HEROES of Fire.
Candace Phoenix: That's right, and I got the girls away from Mr. Hyde before I fired a blast of fire at him to keep him away. He's in the City region.
Van Wile: Then, that is where he's going to die.
We headed for the City region after hearing loud laughter. Then, Van Wile walked slowly and carefully to get the attention of Mr. Hyde. Suddenly, we saw our target, Mr. Hyde, heading for us, and Van Wile got out two revolvers.
Mr. Hyde: Here I come, ready or (Jumps down and charges at us) NOT!
Just then, Van Wile dodged and shot him multiple times in the stomach.
Sylvester: Nice shot, but this is going to take much more than that to put him down.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: But, we already got him right where we want him. Let's finish him off!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Himiko's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Mr. Hyde, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Mr. Hyde: (Laughing Loudly) That didn't hurt in the slightest.
Van Wile: But, this will.
Van Wile fired as the bullet hit Mr. Hyde in his head killing him and he was dead as he fell to the floor and his spirit was sent to The Black Gates.
Van Wile: (Crossing himself) Requiesce in pace.
We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That's it for Mr. Hyde, but there's no doubt we're telling Van Helsing about this. (To Candace Phoenix) And it's so good to see you again, Candace.
Candace Phoenix: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Candace Phoenix wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist and she proceeded to kiss him on the lips and all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Candace Phoenix was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered.
Candace Phoenix: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Candace Phoenix's waist and hugged her, and Candace Phoenix is very surprised at just how much more taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Candace Phoenix: My God, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs his massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal.
Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, this is Candace Phoenix, Goddess of The Fire Type Pokemon and Avatar of The Elemental HEROES of Fire, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the Kanto Region, and she's a powerful force of fire and fire magic, and she also has fire angel wings. She's an extremely and very powerful master of Pyrokinesis, and she also has the power to create monsters of fire. She's also the strongest Fire Type Pokemon Trainer, and she owns a gym in the Kanto Region where many come to work out and it also monitors for Team Rocket whenever they tried to cause trouble. There was a legend told among the people there that should any dare to trespass on the land and dare to cause trouble, she would beat the shit out of them, for the males: she did a lot worse, she brutally squeezed their family jewels and ruptured their reproductive systems, and for the females, she smashes her fists into their stomachs and destroys their system ruining their chances of having children ever, and they named her The Goddess of The Fire Type Pokemon because her partners are Fire Type Pokemon, and she also has the Fire Elemental HERO Duel Deck and with them, she won many Duel Tournaments alongside Lincoln, and in one tournament, they defeated that sore loser, Rex Raptor, and because of Lincoln's intelligence gathering along with his past duels with that sore loser, he exposed Rex Raptor for trying to cheat, and as a result, Rex Raptor was banned for life from any future Duel Tournaments. She trained Lincoln really hard in the powers of fire and he even went to her gym and he really worked out hard there. Lincoln made her a fire greatsword and necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips underneath a full moon, and as a result, when he comes of age, he promises to marry her along with the rest of his harem. She also hates Lori with a blazing passion because of all the attempts she's made to kill him, and it got Candace so pissed off, she brutally smashed and pulverized Lori hard into the ground, and she sent her to the hospital and she was in a full body cast for a whole year.
Nico: Just like what we were told yesterday.
May: And everything you guys heard is indeed true, she's someone no one would dare to mess with.
Candace Phoenix: That's correct, and I heard Team Rocket finally paid the price for their misdeeds.
Lincoln: That's right, with the exception of Jessie, James, and Meowth getting canned before the battle against Team Rocket and have since joined us.
Candace Phoenix: Serves Giovanni right.
Lincoln: You said it, and now that you're here, Candace.
Lincoln leaned his head down the right side of Candace Phoenix's trapezius, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we suddenly saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Candace Phoenix: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Candace Phoenix with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Candace Phoenix: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Candace Phoenix.
Candace Phoenix had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Candace Phoenix's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she placed her hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Candace Phoenix had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the nine girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Gina Diggers from the Gold Diggers comic series and Alicia Infansu, Ema Geradiusu, Koyuki Amagase, Mylene Savis, Nina Jeminisu, Rena Jiminisu, Sarah Finis Victoria, and Yuka Kujou from Magus Tale ~Sekaiju to Koisuru Mahoutsukai~.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Gina Diggers from the Gold Diggers comic series and Alicia Infansu, Ema Geradiusu, Koyuki Amagase, Mylene Savis, Nina Jeminisu, Rena Jiminisu, Sarah Finis Victoria, and Yuka Kujou from Magus Tale ~Sekaiju to Koisuru Mahoutsukai~.
Nicole: So, those were the girls that were located here, Candace got them away from Mr. Hyde or they would've been next.
Lincoln: You said it. Are you girls okay?
Gina Diggers: Yes, we're okay thanks to you.
Then, when Gina Diggers and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from Mr. Hyde, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going to the length of his shoulders with phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back part of his hair and the front strands of his hair and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and Omnitrix and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails sticking out of his butt with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Gina Diggers: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Gina Diggers: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Gina Diggers, Alicia Infansu, Ema Geradiusu, Koyuki Amagase, Mylene Savis, Nina Jeminisu, Rena Jiminisu, Sarah Finis Victoria, and Yuka Kujou with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was one of Van Helsing's old enemies, Mr. Hyde.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating him down and Van Wile shooting him in the head killing him and sending him to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and they went up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips. Lincoln and Candace Phoenix have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Whoa. So, you guys took down Mr. Hyde, the serial killer whom Van Helsing dealt with.
Lincoln: Mr. Hyde escaped before, but this time, we made sure that he died here and now.
Nico: But, we made sure he died, and we also met the toons from Looney Tunes: World of Mayhem.
Me: And while the hero toons join the team, the villain and outlaw toons join The Masters of Evil.
And if that wasn't huge news, we also found out that the world of Looney Tunes: World of Mayhem has now merged with Gotham Royal York.
After Lincoln and all of us beat down and killed Mr. Hyde, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Candace Phoenix saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Candace Phoenix: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'9" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Candace, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Candace Phoenix: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Candace Phoenix: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Huckleberry Hound: So, from what we've seen on the races taking place on the planets that Ben's aliens are from, we've been running into some of Ben's old enemies from the past.
Me: That's right, Huck.
Nico: However, we might expect a different villain to show up on today's race. We can't always be dealing with the same group of villains.
Eli: Whoever it is, we'll be ready for them.
Aylene: Same here, but I can't help but get the feeling it's from a long ago incident for me.
Lincoln: I was about to say the same thing. Plus, I've also made clones of Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and all the other jerks for our humiliation sessions.
Max Goof: Which means the other jerks are getting The Black Abyss. Well, looks like Brad is finally getting eternal damnation after everything he's done, he has no remorse for any of his crimes. I should've killed him when he got caught peeping at Bulla and her sister, Bella.
Trunks: But you didn't, Max. You have more humanity and standards than a slimebag like him.
Goten: And I already can tell it's going to be a curse Lincoln came up with, and he and Brittney are going to cast it on them.
Eli: (GULPS) I've got a feeling that this curse is even darker than the curse they put RD Sebastian on.
Nico: You know something, you're right, Eli, and I've got a feeling we're gonna have more than just ice running down our spines when they sing Luna's Future and cast the spell.
Me: This should be a good one.
Nicole: Lincoln and Brittney have made time and have been busy with creating those special kinds of curses. I knew Brittney's skills with dark magic curses, and she's passed it down to Lincoln and since his Guardian Angels who specialize in the powers of darkness, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic have also been training him in the powers of darkness, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic, he's been greatly expanding his vast supply of magic spells and curses.
Shanan: And many of us have been getting chills and ice running down our spines when Lincoln sings Luna's Future, but when he and Brittney do a duet, that's basically meaning The Gates of Hell have been opened!
THE TOONS DID WILD TAKES AND FLEW UP TO THE CEILING AND WERE HOLDING ONTO IT WITH CLAWS!
Nicholette Torrington: Shanan.
Shanan: Oops.
The toons got back down.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Universe 666 Alex Wesker, Silver Banshee (My Adventures with Superman), Annette, Odette, Abigail, Beatriz, Navy, Yoshino, Shizuka, Universe 666 Sareena, Melvin, Simulator G1 Chromia, and Simulator Live Action Chromia are heading to Lake Lamode.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 8'9", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and white speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Universe 666 Alex Wesker, Silver Banshee (My Adventures with Superman), Annette, Odette, Abigail, Beatriz, Navy, Yoshino, Shizuka, Universe 666 Sareena, Melvin, Simulator G1 Chromia, and Simulator Live Action Chromia are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them. Plus, we found out Universe 666 Alex Wesker, Silver Banshee (My Adventures with Superman), Annette, Odette, Abigail, Beatriz, Navy, Yoshino, Shizuka, Universe 666 Sareena, Melvin, Simulator G1 Chromia, and Simulator Live Action Chromia all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of him, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Yoshino: Wow, so this is Lake Lamode. It sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Yoshino, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Universe 666 Alex Wesker, Silver Banshee (My Adventures with Superman), Annette, Odette, Abigail, Beatriz, Navy, Yoshino, Shizuka, Universe 666 Sareena, Melvin, Simulator G1 Chromia, and Simulator Live Action Chromia dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Universe 666 Alex Wesker, Silver Banshee (My Adventures with Superman), Annette, Odette, Abigail, Beatriz, Navy, Yoshino, Shizuka, Universe 666 Sareena, Melvin, Simulator G1 Chromia, and Simulator Live Action Chromia got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Universe 666 Alex Wesker, Silver Banshee (My Adventures with Superman), Annette, Odette, Abigail, Beatriz, Navy, Yoshino, Shizuka, Universe 666 Sareena, Melvin, Simulator G1 Chromia, and Simulator Live Action Chromia and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Universe 666 Alex Wesker, Silver Banshee (My Adventures with Superman), Annette, Odette, Abigail, Beatriz, Navy, Yoshino, Shizuka, Universe 666 Sareena, Melvin, Simulator G1 Chromia, and Simulator Live Action Chromia placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Universe 666 Alex Wesker, Silver Banshee (My Adventures with Superman), Annette, Odette, Abigail, Beatriz, Navy, Yoshino, Shizuka, Universe 666 Sareena, Melvin, Simulator G1 Chromia, and Simulator Live Action Chromia and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Everbay Coast, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...AWESOME!
Suddenly, thirteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Universe 666 Alex Wesker, Silver Banshee (My Adventures with Superman), Annette, Odette, Abigail, Beatriz, Navy, Yoshino, Shizuka, Universe 666 Sareena, Melvin, Simulator G1 Chromia, and Simulator Live Action Chromia with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Universe 666 Alex Wesker, Silver Banshee (My Adventures with Superman), Annette, Odette, Abigail, Beatriz, Navy, Yoshino, Shizuka, Universe 666 Sareena, Melvin, Simulator G1 Chromia, and Simulator Live Action Chromia are in your harem, Linky.
Universe 666 Alex Wesker, Silver Banshee (My Adventures with Superman), Annette, Odette, Abigail, Beatriz, Navy, Yoshino, Shizuka, Universe 666 Sareena, Melvin, Simulator G1 Chromia, and Simulator Live Action Chromia showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Universe 666 Alex Wesker, Silver Banshee (My Adventures with Superman), Annette, Odette, Abigail, Beatriz, Navy, Yoshino, Shizuka, Universe 666 Sareena, Melvin, Simulator G1 Chromia, and Simulator Live Action Chromia, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for when we do kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for another Super Mario Odyssey adventure.
Nico: Next is Lost Kingdom Round 3.
Me: SWEET!
Nick: Me and Right will go with.
Nico: Okay.
They went in and it activated and they were at Lost Kingdom for round 3!
Nico: Here we are!
Nicole: And you guys are gonna be in for a surprise on top.
Nico: What is it?
Nicole: You'll see.
Right: I wonder who it's gonna be
Nico: Lets go.
They went up to the top and saw that it was a bunch of Nuns!? What the?
Nico: A bunch of Nuns?
Right: You have got to be kidding me.
But then they jumped and unsheathed swords and weapons and one threw a star and it cut Nico's face.
Nico: WHOA! NINJA NUNS!?
Nicole: Yep. Deadpool said they were one of Freakazoid's unused enemies that was never shown
Nico: Wow!
Nicole: Except they were called the Nunjas.
Nico: Nunjas. I like that.
Nick: Their looks fooled us!
Nico: They sure did.
Right: Yeah.
Nico: That's not gonna happen again!
Nick: YEAH!
?: I AGREE! (ECHOING) CHICKEN RED EYES!
A red energy blast made the Nunjas jump back as it turned the ground they were on to stone.
Akatorimon and a girl with purple hair and purple eyes and red clothes and purple angel wings and a tiara with the symbol of Boomer Kuwagata on it came.
Nico: Akatorimon!?
Agatha Kuwagata: And Agatha Kuwagata, Embodiment of Boomer Kuwagata.
Shane: Wow! Agatha!
Tyler: Awesome to see you again.
Agatha Kuwagata: Shane and Tyler. Been a while.
Akatorimon: (In a girls voice) And same with you Nico.
Nico: Kairi Akatori!? Whoa!
Nick: We can catch up later. Lets get them!
They went at the Nunjas!
Nico: HIYAH!
SMASH!
They smashed them down.
Nico: (gets out Lefou and Phantom of the Bwahpra's Ridewatches) Time for some wacky and drunk antics!
Nico activated them and fired beer bottles and smashed the Nunjas all over!
Agatha Kuwagata used her speed and bashed them all over.
Nick and Tyler fired energy blasts and blasted the Nunjas all over.
Conner: SUPER DINO MODE!
He went SUPER TYRANNO!
ROAR!
Nico: Yeah!
Akatorimon reverted back and was a girl with red hair, red clothes, red eyes and had red fire angel wings and had a chicken leg club in her hand and Akatorimon in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt.
Kairi Akatori: This will be awesome!
She bashed the Nunjas with the club and they were down and the Nunjas surrendered. They got more power moons!
Nico: Awesome!
They high five!
Nico: How did you meet Conner and Tyler?
Agatha Kuwagata: I met Connor when he and the Dino Charge Rangers were battling Zeltrax. Me and Tommy battled him on his ship and massively overwhelmed him and blew the ship up and took Zeltrax with it.
Me: WHOA! I remember that! That ship REALLY exploded.
Nico: Yeah! That was epic! Tommy felt bad he had to kill his friend that day.
Agatha Kuwagata: I know. And I met Tyler when he and the Rangers battled Doomwing and we overwhelmed him and blasted him.
Tyler: That was REALLY awesome.
Nico: WOW! Those two never even knew what hit them.
Nick: No they sure didn't.
Right: I know. Kairi what's your favorite memory of Nico?
Kairi Akatori: Mine was when me and Nico were at my family's chicken farm and I showed Nico a way to get my chickens to lay egg piles as big as mountains. I used an illusion of a Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby Chicken and they would SWOON the chickens and make LOTS OF EGGS!
Nico: Yep.
Me: I remember seeing that gag. That was awesome and funny.
Nico: Yep.
Nico hugged Kairi.
Nico: I've missed you Kairi.
Kairi Akatori: Me too Nico.
Nico: Would you two like to join us?
Agatha Kuwagata: We would be honored.
They left the simulator and we cheered wildly.
Later we were taking Kalin and Tigerlily to a special spot. We had them blindfolded.
Callie Dante: You'll like where you're going.
Tigerlily: I can't wait.
Me: It's gonna be fun.
Kalin: Yep.
We arrived at the Iceberg Lounge.
Me: We're here.
We took off their blindfolds.
Tigerlily: The Iceberg Lounge! Cool!
Kalin: Awesome!
They saw each other!
Kalin: Tigerlily!?
Tigerlily: Kalin!?
Both: YOU'RE MY DATE!?
Poromon: SURPRISE!
Sailor Mars: You 4 should start running.
Poromon: Later!
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!
They ran fast!
Kalin: It's perfect for our date.
Tigerlily: Yeah.
Kalin and Tigerlily had an amazing meal and they also had an awesome dance there too.
It was so adorable.
Nico: Aww. So adorable.
Eli: Yeah.
Energon Scorponok: Well? What do you think?
Kalin: We had an awesome time!
Tigerlily: I agree! That was fun!
Nico: We're glad.
Kalin: (Sinister smirk) Lets go give the mascots their just rewards.
Me: Yep.
The mascots were hiding out on Planet Vulpin.
Poromon: They will never find us here on Vulpin.
Poliwag: Yeah!
Back on Earth we were looking.
Eli: Not here on Earth. They are on Vulpin!
Me: Wildmutt's home planet!? Wow!
Poromon: I'll take first watch
Poliwag: Okay.
Manaphy: WHEW! Smells like Ed's feet here.
Horsea: Yeah.
Poliwag: Good thing Wildmutt has no nose
But then he felt breathing and saw Wildmutt!
He roared!
We were with him!
Nico: Thought you could get away?
We jumped them and tickled them..
Poromon: WE WERE PLANNING MORE AFTER THIS!
Nico: Well nice try then.
They laughed hysterically!
Me: Say it!
Fortress Maximus: Say uncle!
Mascots: UNCLE!
We stopped.
Kalin: We had fun though.
Tigerlily: We sure did
Gravity Man: This chase didn't last very long
Me: Nope it sure didn't.
Qin: Yeah.
We went back home.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Suddenly, Lincoln got a message on his wrist computer: there's a race taking place on Humongosaur and Astrodactyl's home planet, Terradino.
Lincoln: Whoa, guys, take a look.
We saw the message.
Me: Awesome, we got a race on Humongosaur and Astrodactyl's home planet, Terradino.
Nico: Nice. Let's get our cars ready!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision as a vision orb formed in his left hand, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Petrie's uncle, Pterano, and his minions, Rinkus and Sierra, and they want revenge on us for stopping them for kidnapping Ducky. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh boy.
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency, and Aylene, these are three villains you're not going to like in the slightest: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than Petrie's uncle, Pterano, and his minions, Rinkus and Sierra, and they want revenge on us for stopping them for kidnapping Ducky.
Aylene gasped.
Aylene: WHAT?! Those good-for-nothing...!
Nico: Whoa, what's got Aylene that fired up?!
Lincoln: Aylene has a deep seething hatred towards Petrie's uncle, Pterano, and his minions, Rinkus, and Sierra. They kidnapped Ducky and tried to kill Ducky.
Nico: Oh boy.
Me: We saved Ducky and pulverized Pterano, Rinkus, and Sierra years ago during the early days of the team. But, it looks like they've come back for revenge.
Lincoln: So, we got to take them down and send them to Vypra, she'll take care of them.
Aylene: But not before I beat those jerks into the ground.
Camie: YEAH! But who is Pterano, Rinkus and Sierra?
Aylene: Oh Pterano is Petrie's uncle, his mother's brother. And Sierra and Rinkus are his lackeys.
She went over their history.
Pterano is a major antagonist in The Land Before Time franchise. He serves as the unseen overarching antagonist of Don Bluth's third animated feature The Land Before Time, the anti-heroic central antagonist in The Land Before Time VII: The Stone of Cold Fire, and a mentioned character in the TV series. He is the renegade uncle of Petrie and his siblings, and the former leader and boss of Rinkus and Sierra.
He was voiced by Michael York, who also played Tybalt in Romeo and Juliet (1968), Count Vertigo in Batman: The Animated Series, Kanto in Superman: The Animated Series, Ares in Justice League Unlimited, and Bernard Fremont in Law & Order: Criminal Intent.
During the events of the first film, Pterano tried to lead a group of dinosaurs to the Great Valley but ended up leading them to a group of Deinonychus who attacked the group killing them all except Pterano who survived having escaped while the other dinosaurs fought on. He was then exiled from the herd as punishment for abandoning his followers though he insisted that the massacre was not his fault.
After reuniting with his sister in the Great Valley many years later, Pterano and his henchmen, Rinkus and Sierra, began searching for the Stone of Cold Fire, a comet he thought would grant him magical and overwhelming powers. Pterano's primary motive for gaining the stone's power was in the hopes of creating a verbrant paradise for the great valley's residents as redemption for his past actions. Because Ducky had been eavesdropping on their plans and because they saw her as a useful object in their mission the trio kidnapped her during the night and carried her off to the Mysterious Beyond. Littlefoot and his friends followed them to save Ducky. While Pterano began to gradually realize the mistakes he failed in his mission when it was found out that the stone did not contain any magic powers and ended up putting Petrie and the others in danger.
However, he ended up saving them all at the end. He was once again banished by Grandpa Longneck and the other adults to the Mysterious Beyond for a reduced period of five cold times. Pterano appears to truly change his ways having accepted his responsibility for his actions and hoping to make up for them when he returns to the herd. Pterano has not been seen after he appeared in the 7th film but in The Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration, a lone pterosaur resembling Pterano is seen when Littlefoot and his grandparents leave the valley.
Rinkus and Sierra are the main antagonists in The Land Before Time VII: The Stone of Cold Fire, the seventh installment in The Land Before Time franchise. Rinkus is a Rhamphorhynchus and Sierra is a Cearadactylus.
Rinkus is voiced by Rob Paulsen, who also voiced Strut from The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure and Broccoli Overlord from The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange. Sierra is voiced by Jim Cummings, who also voiced Steele from Balto, the Bears from Sing, Nessus from Hercules, Dennis from Tarzan, Ed from The Lion King and Pete from Disney's Mickey Mouse cartoons.
Rinkus and Sierra are Pterano's henchmen, but they are much more wicked than Pterano, and are often referred to as devil-like.
Together they set out to find the Stone of Cold Fire so they could use its power to rule the world.
They took Ducky away with them, and chased after her as she tried to escape due to a distraction by Rinkus standing on the edge of a cliff and falling.
She fell through the floor and was thought to be dead, but in violation of Pterano's orders, Sierra took her again when he found out she survived. She bit him, however, causing him to drop her. When Pterano tried to stop them from chasing after Littlefoot and his friends, they grabbed him and forced him to go with them, but they crashed into a rock wall.
Pterano reminded Rinkus and Sierra that he was the leader, but due to a thunderstorm they were forced to camp in a hollow cave-like area on the mountain side. Sierra expressed a desire to feed the kids to sharpteeth, to which Pterano decided to ditch them. Sierra wanted to kill him for this, but Rinkus convinced him to instead let him lead them to the stone. They tricked Pterano into thinking that they were on his side until he tried to take the stone's power and found it to be an ordinary rock. Rinkus and Sierra threw Pterano to the ground and hit the stone with rocks, demanding to see its power. At that moment, the volcano that the stone was on began to erupt. Everyone escaped except Rinkus and Sierra, who were still attacking the stone, until the stone exploded, sending them flying through the air where they landed in the same area they had previously camped in, severely burned. It is believed by many that this killed them, but at one point the film makers considered putting Sierra in a sequel, so their final fate is currently up for debate.
When she was done we were shocked!
Qin: Geez!
Nico: It's actually very fitting.
Me: It sure is.
Aylene C.: We battled Pterano, Rinkus and Sierra a while back before you joined us Nico and that was awesome. We found out that the Stone of Cold Fire is made of the Same kind of material as the Time Stone that I have.
Nico: WOW! That is amazing! I'll have to see this to believe it.
Varie: It was a meteor that crashed right on top of a volcano named Threehorn Peak.
Me: It's called that because it's shaped like the head of a Triceratops.
Nico: Wow! Very interesting.
Cera: Boy it was.
Fu: You guys will be in for a surprise when we see it.
Me: We'll bring the Stone to us later on.
Nico: Good idea. Lets get ready for the race on Terradino.
Me: Okay.
The previous group came.
Titanium Man: (Russian Accent) Can me, Beetle, Cad Bane, Boomerang, Cheshire, Multiple Man, Silver Samurai, Blizzard, Whiplash and Major Disaster go with you guys?
Nico: You all sure can. We're going to Humongousaur's home planet this time.
Beetle: Ooh! This will be fun!
Lola: Yeah!
Cad Bane: How was your date Kalin?
Kalin: It was really fun!
Me: It sure was. We went to the Iceberg Lounge.
Tigerlily: It sure was fun.
Me: Yep.
Petrie's mom: Don't worry guys. My brother may be many bad things but he is an honorable guy. He even helped save J.D. and everyone back then.
Nico: At least he does have a sense of honor.
Qin: Yeah.
Fu: That's for sure. So all three of them will go into the M.O.E.
Xenia: Yep.
Nico: I just can't believe he was like that while everyone was separated during that time.
Me: We had no idea it happened during that timeframe. But we were shocked to hear about it.
Aylene C.: Yeah we sure were.
Lincoln: That was awful.
Laney: No kidding.
Nico: That was also where you met the Rainbow Faces the first time wasn't it?
Me: Yep and how we found out that they were not from Earth and also we told them how we know many of the universe's secrets.
Laney: That was cool.
Nico: Wow!
Jewel Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Avalanche Yeti next.
Me: Ooh! Cold.
Lola: Yeah!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Genma Himuro, the leader of the Eight Devils of Kimon and main antagonist of Ninja Scroll, and he's coming here to kill us to slake his thirst for blood. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Uh oh.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something none of us are going to like in the slightest. The figure we sensed belongs to Genma Himuro, leader of the Eight Devils of Kimon, and he's coming here to kill us to slake his thirst for blood.
Nicole: Oh boy. I should've known that asshole would be coming.
Electra Tempest: Yes, but this is also a perfect opportunity for us to get rid of him.
Lincoln: Right, Electra. But, we got to watch it with him, he's immortal and he has the ability to regenerate from any fatal wound he gets.
Nico: If we're dealing with someone like that, you guys better be careful with him. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading off to another race, this time, it's on Humongosaur and Astrodactyl's home planet, Terradino.
Lincoln: And we're going to take down Pterano, Rinkus, and Sierra, and hand them over to Vypra, and once we get done with them, you're next, Gemma Himuro.
Electra Tempest: I'm not letting a bastard like you get away with this, your punishment is coming, Gemma Himuro.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us got into our cars and headed out through a portal that led to Terradino for an awesome race and we're also going to battle Pterano, Rinkus, and Sierra, and hand them over to Vypra, and once we get done with them, Lincoln and Electra Tempest along with me are going to destroy Gemma Himuro.
With that we were off to the planet Terradino.
We arrived on Terradino.
Nico: Welcome to Terradino.
We saw that it was a jungle planet and it was home to lots of ruins and more.
Camie: So this is the planet Terradino!
Me: Yep. Home of the Vaxasaurians. It sure is amazing.
Lola: Yeah.
Qin: It sure is beautiful.
Lola: Wow!
Jinx: It has a lot of walls for Polymorphs like Goop to jump on
Edith Norris: Perfect for me to use.
Lola: Yeah.
Camie: Boy this is amazing that this world is this awesome.
Nicole: It sure is.
I looked over the route of the race on Terradino and saw that it went through a massively dense part of the jungle and the finish line was in a huge grove of trees and the grove was covered by the trees.
Me: Very cool.
Multiple Man: I'll make some clones to help with the cars
Nico: Okay.
He did so and it was cool.
Qin: Boy I hope someday we go to the planets of the aliens for treasure hunts.
Nicole: That's a good idea Qin.
Xenia: Yeah.
Drill Man: They can be on rescues.
Me: Good idea.
Qin: Yeah.
Blizzard: This planet clearly is perfect for dinosaurs
Nico: It sure is. Same environmental conditions, same landscape, same kinds of features perfect for them.
Camie: I agree there.
Qin: Yeah.
Himiko: Yeah. It sure is awesome.
Lola: Yep.
Tania: Perfect for our targets
Valon: (Australian Accent) I agree there mate.
Nico: Me too. Lets head to the starting line.
We went to the starting line and got in our cars.
Major Disaster: We're all set!
Me: Yep.
Qin: Ready for action.
Nico: Everyone's ready right?
Me: Yep.
Billy Natson: AND! Welcome to another amazing and great event in racing history. Hello I'm Billy Natson and we have a great show for you all today. We're on the planet Terradino the home world of Humongousaur and Astrodactyl's species and we're going to have an amazing race on this amazing world! WOW! With us we have our very own Team Loud Phoenix Storm and their great frenemies The Masters of Evil! You all ready for a great race!?
WE CHEERED!
Me: We're ready for some action Billy! Lets burn rubber!
Billy Natson: LOVE THAT SPIRIT!
Nico: YEAH!
We were ready!
Krysta: RACERS TAKE YOUR MARKS!
We were ready!
Krysta: (GETS OUT GREEN FLAG) GET SET...
We had determined looks on.
Krysta: (WAVES GREEN FLAG) REV UP AND GOOOOOOOO!
WE GUNNED IT AND WE WERE OFFF!
Billy Natson: AND THEY'RE OFF!
We were racing through the jungle!
Gluko: Eat my dust!
Me: NOT IF WE EAT IT FIRST!
Patrick: I'm gonna eat your dust!
SpongeBob: NOT IF I EAT IT FIRST!
Patrick: YELLOW!
SpongeBob: PINK!
We were driving through the jungles and it was amazing!
Me: WOW! What a jungle!
Whiplash: Hey, Patrick. I can go faster then you!
Patrick: NUH UH!
We were really driving.
We saw an amazing temple and it was amazing.
Xenia: Wow what a temple!
Shanan: This is really cool!
Charmcaster: Boy this takes me back! I remember battling Ben here.
Rose the Huntsgirl saw Patrick in an ice cream truck.
Patrick: See you at the finish line! (Laughs)
Rose the Huntsgirl: WHAT THE!? How did an ice cream truck get here!?
It turned the wrong way!
Patrick: OH NO!
SpongeBob Laughed!
Silver Samurai: At least we can have ice cream after this.
Me: I agree there.
Qin: Yeah.
We were driving fast.
Lola: YEAH!
Varie: Boy this is an amazing planet.
Camie: Humongousaur and Astrodactyl's home planet is awesome.
Papillon: You alright back there, Patrick?
Patrick came back and he was in his car and licking ice cream and he ate it.
GULP!
Patrick: Yeah I'm fine.
Me: That was funny.
Bonecrusher: We can find it later
Nico: Yeah.
We were driving around trees along the route and it was awesome seeing Terradino.
Nico: YEAH WEEEEE!
Homer: This is awesome!
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
Homer: DOH! DOH DOH DOH DOH DOH!
HOMER GOT HIS FACE HIT WITH A BUNCH OF TREE BRANCHES!
Boomerang: (Australian Accent) You alright?
Homer: I'm okay!
Nico: Good.
Me: We should be coming to that clearing.
We arrived at the grove and it was a huge grove!
Me: WOW! This place looks like a hidden sanctum.
Fu: Like the Hidden Waterfall is.
Nico: It's totally secluded.
Nicole: Yeah!
Nico: There they are!
We saw our targets! PTERANO, SIERRA AND RINKUS!
Me: Targets sighted!
Aylene C.: Lets get them!
Ravage: ENTRANCE TIME!
We got ready and went at them.
Pterano: They should be here.
But then the spirits of dinosaurs appeared and swirled around them and then converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off in front of them and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out and ready for action!
Me: Here we are!
They flew and landed.
Aylene C: Pterano, Rinkus and Sierra, long time no see.
Beetle: Figures we'd find you 3 here.
Pterano: Its been a while Aylene. And you too dear Petrie.
Petrie's Mom: You need to learn some etiquette brother!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: And your lackeys need to learn some manners too.
Nico: Yeah!
Conner charged at them and bashed them down.
Connor: Time for you to learn that family is important!
Chomper: That is for sure!
Connor and Chomper: TYRANNO FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted them down.
Jack charged at them and bashed them down.
Jack Landors: You guys are under arrest!
Carmelita Fox: I agree there!
Jack and Carmelita: FOX COP BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted them all over.
Nick charged at them and fired waves of fire and blasted them.
Nick: Yeah take that!
Pakura: And this too!
Nick and Pakura: SCORCHING FIRESTORM BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and fire and blasted them.
Mack charged at them and blasted them.
Mack: I'm ready for this too!
Cheetara: I'm ready for this!
Mack and Cheetara: SPEEDING CHEETAH BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted them.
Casey charged at them and kicked them down.
Casey: Lets unleash the tiger!
Tigra: Lets do it!
Casey and Tigra: TIGER LASHER BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted them.
Nico: YEAH!
Scott charged and them and blasted them.
Scott: How do you like that!
Alice (Resident Evil): And this too!
Scott and Alice: APOCALYPSE FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted them
Jayden charged at them and slashed them.
Jayden: Lets do this here!
Ashi: I'm ready!
Jayden and Ashi: SLASH WAVE SURPRISE!
They fired blades of energy and slashed them.
Troy charged and blasted them.
Troy: Lets make this a mega win!
Nicole Chan: I'm ready to make them fail this world!
Troy and Nicole Chan: SAIYAN MEGA BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted them.
Devon charged at them and kicked them.
Devon: Lets make this awesome!
Wily Kit: We're ready!
Wily Kat: Yeah!
Devon and Wily Kit & Wily Kat: BASH BLAST WAVE!
They fired waves of energy and blasted them all over.
Tyler charged and kicked them all over!
Tyler: Lets do it!
Foghorn Leghorn: Lets do, I say lets make this fun!
Tyler and Foghorn Leghorn: CHICKEN TYRANNO BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted them and smashed them down!
Ben turned into Humongousaur!
Ben: HUMONGOUSAUR!
Me: YEAH!
Humongousaur: You guys are on Humongousaur's turf now!
He went over and bashed and smashed them!
Humongousaur turned into Astrodactyl!
Astrodactyl: ASTRODACTYL!
He flew into the air and fired laser blasts and blasted them.
Astrodactyl: Vaxadactylus also live here on Terradino!
Lana froze them!
Lana: Dinosaurs on ice! Nice!
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: It was the ice age that killed the dinosaurs!
Me: YEAH! Wait Nico it was an Asteroid that destroyed them.
Nico: I know.
Then Dr. Light, Whiteout, Dark Laser, Robo Blaze, Robo Roxy, Skulker, Atomic Skull, Ghost, Steam Smythe, and the U-Foes came.
Nico: Dr. Light, Whiteout, Dark Laser, Robo Blaze, Robo Roxy, Skulker, Atomic Skull, Ghost, Steam Smythe, and the U-Foes.
Whiteout So, this is Terradino.
Robo Blaze: It sure is.
Me: Cool place huh?
Dark Laser: I had to make sure Flipsy didn't get lost.
Qin: Good.
Robo Roxy: (to Nico) We heard you fought Gaston.
Nico: We sure did and we really showed him who's boss.
Qin: Yep.
Dr. Light: (to Kairi) You should take care of that Koraidon
Kairi: I will.
Mean Screen came.
Me: Boy you sure are a glutton for punishment Mean Screen.
Mean Screen: I know. I get that a lot.
Me: Yeah.
Mean Screen: I saw an ice cream truck on the way here
Nico: That was what Patrick used.
Qin: Yeah that was funny.
Nico: Yep. LETS GET IT ON!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!?
We got the battles underway!
Kairi, Cloud Man, Beetlemon, Future Mai, Mimi Tachikawa, Yolei, Catherine, Mina, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Magnet Man and Gravity Man VS Dr. Light, Dugorn Manatti, Evil Bright Man, Creeper, Undead Spell Punk, Morgana, and Tactimon - Nico's rescue at Beast's Castle and we battled a clone of Gaston
Dr. Light was first.
Dr. Light (to Kairi): Nico's rescue was at Beast's Castle. He battled a clone of Gaston there
Kairi: He sure did and it was so fun! We made sure he paid for his crimes against Belle and Prince Adam.
Cloud: Boy that was so awesome!
Beetlemon: Sora and friends were really disappointed that they didn't have first crack at him before Xaldin. But Sora said that Xaldin put up a much more deadlier fight with them.
Future Mai: Yeah that is for sure! Xaldin really gave them a challenge.
Princess Celestia: That was really amazing.
King Solar: I agree there.
Solar Eclipsa: No kidding there. Xaldin was a much better challenge.
Amber Morning: I agree there too.
Spotlight: No kidding!
Dr. Light: Xaldin did put up a good fight. Lets do it!
Kairi turned into a Naljian form called TIMEFIRE!
Kairi: TIMEFIRE!
She used the Core Medals of Dr. Light, TTG Dr. Light and TTG Control Freak and they fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Squirrel Girl, Blizzard Man, Kumamon, Karolina Dean, Sirius, Midnight, Momo, Kaina, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Jewel Man and Ring Man VS Whiteout, Iselob Starfryed, Evil Rainbow Man, Shibolena, Smitty, Evan & Myles, and Earthquake - Us Battling Another LeFou, Nokrea, Hammersmith, Phoenix Ikki (Saint Seiya), Jormungandr and Demon Slappy Squirrel who are the gene-slammers of Chronicler of Nephthys and Butterflymon and the embodiment of the Wing Dopant
Whiteout was next.
Whiteout (to Squirrel Girl): Nico, Himiko's team, Lefou's team, and the others did good Battling Another LeFou, Nokrea, Hammersmith, Phoenix Ikki (Saint Seiya), Jormungandr and Demon Slappy Squirrel. They are the gene-slammers of Chronicler of Nephthys and Butterflymon and the embodiment of the Wing Dopant
Squirrel Girl: They sure did and wow was it awesome! We saw the sign again for the cult and that's what lead to the gene-slammer of Chronicler of Nephthys coming.
Blizzard Man: Her name is Calida Nephthys and she's the financial specialist of the cult and she called dibs on killing Icky Vicky.
Kumamon: Yeah that was awesome!
Karolina Dean: And the Butterflymon Gene-slammer is one of Star Butterfly's cousins. Her name is Saturn Butterfly and she is the descendant of Skywynne Butterfly and she is cool.
Rarity: She is an amazing one darlings and her wings are amazing.
Sweetie Belle: She sure is an amazing flyer too.
Gill Grunt: I agree there too.
Whiteout: That is really cool! Lets do it!
Squirrel Girl turned into Astrodactyl!
Squirrel Girl: ASTRODACTYL!
She used the Core Medals for Whiteout, Quicksand and Gypsy Moth and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Sabrina Mason, Splash Woman, Sailor Mercury, Lizzie Strong, Yumi Davenport, Captain Spitfire, Balto, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Kitten and Jinx VS Dark Laser, Narizma Shibonz, Space Kook, Evil Princess, Mentok the Mindtaker, Spirit of Fireball McPhan, and Flying Fish - Lincoln's rescue in the world of Looney Tunes: World of Mayhem
Dark Laser was next.
Dark Laser (to Sabrina): Lincoln's rescue in the world of Looney Tunes: World of Mayhem. How was it?
Sabrina Mason: It was really funny and cool. We battled Mr. Hyde from Van Helsing which was really awesome.
Splash Woman: Boy it sure was cool.
Sailor Mercury: I agree there. But it was so much fun.
Fluttershy: It sure was an amazing battle.
Tornado Bolt: Boy it sure was. Everyone had fun.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja it was.
Stealth Elf: Yeah that was cool.
Dark Laser: Glad you had fun. Lets do it!
Sabrina turned into a Togruta named JEDIMAEL!
Sabrina: JEDIMAEL!
She used the Core MEdals for Dark Laser, Count Dooku and Disney Infinity Darth Maul and they fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and wood and smashed them down.
Sora, Heat Man, Pakura, Ken'ichi Akama, Peppy Hare, Falco, Tamara Daishinji, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Drill Man and Blade Man VS Robo Blaze, Tokagale Nakushark, Trifire, King (Batman Beyond), Grimmel the Grisly, Ghost Desiree, and Professor Milo - Lost Kingdom Round 3
Robo Blaze was next.
Robo Blaze (to Sora): Today was Lost Kingdom for Round 3. Who was fought there?
Sora: Believe it or not a bunch of Nuns called the Nunjas. They are Ninja Nuns.
Heat Man: Deadpool said that they were one of the unused villains of Freakazoid.
Pakura: That is really strange.
Robo Blaze: Boy! Just when you think that you've seen everything! Ninja Nuns. How wild.
Sunset Shimmer: I know! That is amazing!
Pipsqueak: (British accent) But they put up an amazing battle.
Sunburn: Yeah that is crazy!
Robo Blaze: No kidding! Freakazoid sure had a bunch of crazy enemies. Lets do it!
Sora turned into Mr. Scroop's kind and he was named RAZOREIGHT!
Sora: RAZOREIGHT!
He used the Core Medals for Robo Blaze, Needletron and Burnertron and they fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down.
Akiza Izinski, Plant Man, Clara St. Clarice, Spectra, Cleo Di Nile, Frankie Stein, Lagoona Blue, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Tania and Valon VS Robo-Roxy, Yadogar Gohome, Evil Clayface, Grem, Victor & Charlotte DeShayes, Caleb Quinn, and Chojuro Kon - The Mascots took Kalin and Tigerlily on a blind date
Robo Roxy was next.
Robo Roxy (to Akiza): The Mascots took Kalin and Tigerlily on a blind date. Honestly, you should be happy for Kalin.
Akiza: I am happy for him. And so is Carly and Misty.
Plant Man: We all are happy for him and so is Morpheus even though he doesn't show it.
Clara St. Clarice: Yeah that was cool.
Twilight Sparkle: We went to the Iceberg Lounge and Kalin and Tigerlily danced to a great song and had a great meal.
Starshine Glimmer: We are so happy for them.
Spyro: Yeah that was cool.
Robo Roxy: I'm glad they had fun. Lets do it!
Akiza turned into a Lebidopterin named ROSEFLY!
Akiza: ROSEFLY!
She used the Core Medals for Robo Roxy, Evil Plant Man and Evil Hornet Man and they fired waves of roses, flowers and magic and smashed them down.
Aqua, Aqua Man (Mega Man), Brenda Loud, Mei Tata (Aishen Qiaokeli-ing), Charlotte Grace, Caitlin (Pokemon), Pneuma (Xenoblade), Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Gluko and Storm Shadow VS Skulker, Kerbero Gangan, Live Action Bonecrusher, Fluffy Bunch, Sorcerer Doomlander, Bazooker Doomlander, and Retro Cartoon Player - The Mascots Chase was funny
Skulker was next.
Skulker (to Aqua): The Mascots' Chase was funny. What places did they hide out this time?
Aqua: They hid on the planet Vulpin and the place smelled like Ed's feet.
Aqua Man: Yeah Wildmutt's home planet was a stinky place.
Brenda Loud: And I hated it!
Applejack: But it was a cool planet.
Apple Bloom: Yeah it was fun.
Flashwing: I agree there.
Skulker: That was a crazy spot to hide. Lets do it!
Aqua turned into Goop!
Aqua: (GURGLING VOICE) GOOP!
She used the core medals for Skulker, Undergrowth and Evil Youngblood and they fired waves of slime, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Maggie, Skull Man, Kimimarō, Pipsqueaks, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Rose the Huntsgirl and Charmcaster VS Atomic Skull, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Evil Skull Man, Mama Cosma, Miner 49er, Ghost of Amos Littlefield, and Snake Demon - Planet Terradino Next for a race
Atomic Skull was next.
Atomic Skull: (to Maggie) Planet Terradino is Next for a race. How do you like it so far?
Maggie: It's a really interesting and cool planet.
Skull Man: It sure is. I think it's amazing.
Kimimaro: It sure is amazing.
Starlight Glimmer: I agree there too and it's an amazing planet.
Cozy Glow: Yep and it's awesome too.
Hex: It sure is awesome.
Atomic Skull: I think it's cool too. Lets do it!
Maggie turned into Ghostfreak!
Maggie: GHOSTFREAK!
She used the Core Medals for Atomic Skull, Evil Atomic Woman and Radioactive Man and they fired waves of skulls, bones, blood, ghosts, magic, stars, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Ariel, Eli, Dive Man, Crystal, Pocahontas, Moana, Belle, Alice Liddell, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Papillon and Randy Boggs VS Ghost, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Evil Xion, Pizza the Kid, Dark Side Ariel, Cranky Wizard, and The Finisher - Terradino is Amazing
Ghost was next.
Ghost (to Ariel): Terradino is Amazing. It's got a temple and lots of jungles.
Ariel: It sure is an amazing planet and it's almost as amazing as the Great Valley in the Land Before Time.
Eli: Boy no kidding! This is an amazing world.
Dive Man: I agree there too. Everything we saw in this planet is awesome.
Crystal: It sure is.
Rainbow Dash: Boy no kidding. All the Vaxasaurians are really cool too.
Scootaloo: It sure was awesome to see.
Whirlwind: Yeah that is for sure.
Ghost: Boy that is awesome! Lets do it!
Ariel turned into Ripjaws!
Ariel: RIPJAWS!
She used the Core Medals for Ghost, Evil Dive Man and Evil Aqua Man and they fired waves of water, wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
Sakura Haruno, Hornet Man, Sonata Dusk, Kazuma Kenzaki, Moltres, Doc Kenny, 5D's Luna, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Scavenger and Bonecrusher VS Steam Smythe, Yoshi Uraza, Sir Raleigh, Piledriver, Ifrit, Ice Sphere Doomer, and Repteel - Petrie's Uncle Pterano and his minions are being faced
Steam Smythe was next.
Steam Smythe (to Sakura): Petrie's Uncle Pterano and his minions are being faced next. Fitting for this planet
Sakura Haruno: It sure is! And it's perfect for them too because we're on the home world of the Vaxasaurians.
Hornet Man: Boy I'll say! I'm really amazed that J.D., Aylene and everyone battled them before and that was cool.
Sonata Dusk: It sure was. Pterano may be a bad guy but he still loves Petrie.
Pinkie Pie: He sure does and we found out that the Stone of Cold Fire is made of the same material as the Time Stone that Aylene has. Which is really amazing!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It sure is.
Featherweight: Yeah we'll have to see it for ourselves soon.
Sprocket: I agree there too.
Steam Smythe: WOW! That will be awesome to see. Lets do it!
Sakura Haruno turned into Rocks!
Sakura Haruno: ROCKS!
She used the Core Medals for Steam Smythe, Billy Billions and Zombozo and they fired waves of metal, gears, rock and lightning and smashed them down.
Syd Chang, Acid Man, Virgo, Lime (DBZ), Po, Mantis, Monkey, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Ravage and Ratbat VS U-Foes, Destra Maggio, Bunnie and Clyde, Formica Regia, Tai Lung, Jelzap (Metroid Prime), and Mortal Kombat Frost - Aylene really has a score to settle with Pterano for trying to kidnap Ducky.
The U-Foes were next.
Vector: (to Syd) Aylene really has a score to settle with Pterano for trying to kidnap Ducky.
Vapor: Not that I blame her.
Syd: Boy no kidding! But we were amazed that Aylene and everyone took him on before which was really cool.
Acid Man: Yeah no kidding there. But I'm really amazed they found the Stone of Cold Fire on top of Threehorn Peak.
Virgo: We're looking forward to seeing that.
Princess Luna: I agree there. It will be most amazing. Also that was the adventure where everyone met the Rainbow Faces.
Moondust: Yeah that was cool.
Snowdrop: It sure was. We were amazed that Littlefoot and friends met them and they were from another world.
Gari: That was cool.
Blackout: I'll say!
X-Ray: Wow no kidding there.
Ironclad: I agree there too.
Vector: Lets do it!
Syd turned into CROWNTHORN!
Syd: CROWNTHORN!
She used the Core Medals for The U-Foes, 4 Elements Elementor and Universe 666 Captain Pollution and they fired waves of darkness and elements and smashed them down.
Zeo Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Mean Screen.
Mean Screen was next.
Mean Screen: Boy what a great race.
Nico: It sure is!
May: I agree there!
Mean Screen: Yep. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of Pterano, Rinkus, and Sierra, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on those three dino creeps.
Nico teleported back with them.
Zeo Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ZEO!
They turned into the Zeo Rangers!
Nico: YEAH! Lets get him!
Zeo Rangers: ZEO CANNON!
They summoned the Zeo Cannon and charged it up!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Mean Screen you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped!
Jake: I know the perfect Morph for this!
Tsukasa: And the perfect backup!
Kamen Ride: Forever Green!
Tsukasa turned into the Green Rangers and Daiki summoned clones of the Green Rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER GREEN!
They turned into the green rangers of Lightspeed Rescue, Time Force, SPD, Mystic Force, RPM and Samurai!
Me: Lets get them!
We went at Pterano and his minions and bashed and smashed and pulverized them.
Aylene: Don't you dare think I'm letting you three get out of this alive! You've got a lot to answer for, Pterano, you and your minions!
Suddenly, Aylene's aqua blue eyes turned neon aqua blue and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with stars, arrows, leaves, plants, dinosaurs, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Pterano, Rinkus, and Sierra, she left green energy, stars, arrows, leaves, plants, dinosaurs, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Aylene: Even after we kicked your scaly tails in and drove you three away, you and your minions decide to come back for more! You make me sick as always, Pterano, you and your stupid minions are going to pay for what you did kidnapping Ducky years ago to get to the Stone of Cold Fire, and it's going to hurt!
Suddenly, Aylene was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with stars, arrows, leaves, and plants surrounding the vortex, there are dinosaurs, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix with red eyes glaring at Pterano, Rinkus, and Sierra: the red eyes of judgement.
Nico: Uh oh, judgement is coming!
Me: Prehistoric judgement, this isn't going to end well for them.
Lincoln: You said it, but those three had it coming for what they did kidnapping Ducky years ago.
Then, as the vortex faded, Aylene emerged, but she was changed forever.
Aylene grew from 6'0" to 8'3" in height, she now has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large green planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has green highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon aqua blue eyes and a green energy aura with stars, arrows, leaves, plants, dinosaurs, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a leaf with a dinosaur in it emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on dinosaur earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Star, Leaf, Nature, and Eternity Kanjis in their legs, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems embedded in the gold leaf links and green crystal links and a green dinosaur-shaped Element of Harmony and in the bottom of the element of harmony is a dinosaur with green gems for eyes and holding the Star, Leaf, Nature, and Eternity Kanjis in their legs for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Aylene has on a green sleeveless shirt, grey short pants, sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, arrows, leaves, plants, dinosaurs, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a leaf with Littlefoot's silhouette in it and it's surrounded by leaves and plants and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding green gem with neon glowing green lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in along with her quiver. Suddenly, Aylene felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive brown angel wings with green tips on the large brown feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized brown angel wings with green tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive brown angel wings, Aylene has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and fingerless gloves with gold-plated armored claws on her fingers and smaller planets orbiting around her fingers.
Suddenly, Aylene's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, stars, arrows, leaves, plants, dinosaurs, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Aylene Carter's Cosmic Eternal Triassic Dinosaur Great Valley Protector Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Triassic Dinosaur Great Valley Protector Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and the silhouettes of Littlefoot and his friends etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold dinosaur heads with green gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in their foreheads with The Elements of Harmony surrounding the angel faces and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold dinosaur heads with green gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold dinosaur heads is a gold dinosaur head with green gems for eyes and green gem in its mouth for the pommel, Aylene has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Littlefoot's head with green gems for eyes and large green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle and gold versions of Littlefoot's friends with green gems for eyes and green gems in their mouths around the belt on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji with leaves in between the kanji below the leaf that said, "Aylene Carter, Dinosaur Protector of Friendship, Loving Sister of Derek Carter, Devoted Friend of Littlefoot, His Friends, and The Dinosaurs of The Great Valley, Defender of The Great Valley of The Land Before Time, Friend of Chance Furlong Also Known as T-Bone and Jake Clawson Also Known as Razor, Loving Girlfriend of Brain Freezer, Archenemy of The Tar Monster, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Bow and Arrow, Leaves, Plants, Dinosaurs, Phoenixes, and Angels"
アイレン・カーター、友情の恐竜保護者、デレク・カーターの愛する妹、リトルフットとその友人たち、そしてグレート・バレーの恐竜たちの献身的な友人、時間以前の土地のグレート・バレーの擁護者、チャンス・ファーロングの友人、T-としても知られるボーンとジェイク・クローソンは、レイザーとしても知られ、ブレイン・フリーザーの愛するガールフレンド、タール・モンスターの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主として知られています。宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲の真の女神、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺し屋、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、真の不滅の英雄、驚くべき強力な弟子驚くべき強力な教師、そして弓矢、葉、植物、恐竜、フェニックス、天使の達人
Aylene Carter has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HUMAN PROTECTOR-DINOSAUR-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY HUMAN GREAT VALLEY PROTECTOR DINOSAUR TRIASSIC DINOSAUR PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY HUMAN GREAT VALLEY PROTECTOR DINOSAUR TRIASSIC DINOSAUR PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY HUMAN GREAT VALLEY PROTECTOR DINOSAUR TRIASSIC DINOSAUR PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Aylene's Super Angel-Human Protector-Dinosaur-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Pterano, Rinkus, and Sierra saw it, they went mad and they charged at her to kill her, but Aylene fired a massive barrage of green energy, stars, arrows, leaves, plants, dinosaurs, phoenixes, and angels which hits Pterano, Rinkus, and Sierra and sent them flying into a tree, they got back up, but now, they were madder than ever.
Aylene: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of the Cosmic Eternal Harmony Human Great Valley Protector Dinosaur Triassic Dinosaur Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Human Great Valley Protector Dinosaur Triassic Dinosaur Phoenix God Angel Love) You three jerks are going to get it big time before we hand you all over to Vypra.
Aylene went at Pterano, Rinkus, and Sierra, and she fired extremely powerful blasts of green energy, stars, arrows, leaves, plants, dinosaurs, phoenixes, and angels at Pterano, Rinkus, and Sierra, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them. then, she attacked them with her massive greatsword leaving scars on them, and she fired arrows at them as well and they exploded as they hit them.
Cyrenox, Blazvatan, and Kopond Blasted and smashed them.
Callie, Sailor Mars, Scorponok and Fortress Maximus used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Callie and Sailor Mars' powers and Energon Scorponok and Fortress Maximus' weapons 100-fold.
Callie Dante and Fortress Maximus: LASER GAME STORM BLAST!
Energon Scorponok and Sailor Mars: STINGING MARS BLAST!
Connor of Dino Thunder and Beetle: LIGHTNING DINO BLAST!
Jack of SPD and Cad Bane: POLICE CORUSCANT BLAST!
Nick of Mystic Force and Boomerang: MYSTIC FIRE BLAST!
Mack of Operation Overdrive and Titanium Man: TITANIUM OVERDRIVE BLAST!
Casey Rhodes of Jungle Fury and Cheshire: JUNGLE SURGE STORM!
Scott of RPM and Multiple Man: CLONE SPEED STORM!
Jayden of Samurai and Silver Samurai: FIRE SLASH BLAST!
Troy of Megaforce and Blizzard: MEGAFORCE BLIZZARD BLAST!
Devon of Beast Morphers and Whiplash: CHEETAH DEATH RAY BLAST!
Tyler of Dino Charge and Major Disaster: CALAMITY TYRANNO BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lana Croft, Cheetor Tano, Axe-Mantis, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Aylene C., Fluttershy, Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, Ducky, Spike, Chomper, Ruby, Petrie's mom, me and Eli: LAND BEFORE TIME FURY BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: Okay, you three, time for you to face the fury of the dinosaurs. DINO ELEMENT STYLE: T-REX!
Jessica Kaios: DINO FIRE STYLE: TRICERATOPS!
Nanami Simpson: DINO WATER STYLE: VELOCIRAPTOR!
Julie Makimoto: DINO EARTH STYLE: STEGOSAURUS!
Makoto Nanaya: DINO WIND STYLE: PTERODACTYL!
Sari Sumdac: DINO LIGHTNING STYLE: BRONTOSAURUS!
Lincoln and the girls fired waves of energy and elements that transformed into the dinosaurs and they slammed into Pterano, Rinkus, and Sierra and exploded.
Lincoln and his harem: DINO FINAL SMASH: DINO RAMPAGE!
Lincoln and his harem summoned various dinosaurs and they slammed into Pterano, Rinkus, and Sierra and exploded and knocked them down.
Aylene: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of the Cosmic Eternal Harmony Human Great Valley Protector Dinosaur Triassic Dinosaur Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Human Great Valley Protector Dinosaur Triassic Dinosaur Phoenix God Angel Love) Now, to tie you three up.
Aylene tied them up with green energy straitjackets and sent them to Vypra via a portal she opened up. Aylene holstered her massive greatsword on her back and powered down, and her new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large green planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive brown angel wings and medium sized brown angel wings underneath are permanent.
Me: That'll teach you creeps!
Nico: Now, they'll behave themselves in The Masters of Evil.
We were approaching the finish line!
Billy Natson: And here comes the winners of the race! IT'S FLUTTERSHY, AYLENE CARTER AND LANEY LOUD!
EVERYONE CHEERED WILDLY!
Lincoln: WAY TO GO FLUTTERS!
Qin: YEAH!
Me: THAT WAS AWESOME! Pterano and his minions are going to behave.
Lincoln: Same with Tomura. Now, there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Genma Himuro.
?: I will enjoy killing every last one of you!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve large green planets orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier that protected all of us from daggers and knives that came from nowhere.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, you can come out now, Genma Himuro, or we will force you out.
A figure came out, it was Genma Himuro, leader of the Eight Devils of Kimon.
Lincoln: Genma Himuro.
Electra Tempest: Leader of the Eight Devils of Kimon, now, you will answer for every last one of your crimes.
Suddenly, Electra Tempest's purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with stars, lightning, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword, and as she approached Genma Himuro, she left purple energy, stars, lightning, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Electra Tempest: Your crimes have gone unanswered for years, Genma, you fooled Jūbei Kibagami and the other clansmen of the Yamashiro Clan into fighting amongst themselves, and all for your desire to rule Japan, you have a lot to answer for, and I'll make sure you pay for your crimes with your own blood.
Suddenly, Electra Tempest was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with stars, lightning, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are fairies, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a neon purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Genma Himuro: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA! Incredible!
Nico: So awesome!
Lincoln: I've seen what Electra is capable of, and that deranged fairy-obsessed killer Randall Williams wound up on the wrong end of her wrath more than once, and he wound up getting bruised more than once for his misdeeds.
Then, as the vortex faded, Electra Tempest emerged, but she was changed forever.
Electra Tempest grew from 7'0" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large purple planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long neon purple hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and a purple energy aura with stars, lightning, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a lightning fairy with a lightning bolt in her hands emblazoned on her forehead with purple iris, she has on fairy earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Thunder, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she also has a lightning fairy with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Thunder, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple fairy-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Electra Tempest has on a sleeveless neon purple crop top, neon purple skirt, neon purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, lightning, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a lightning fairy, a phoenix, and angel and surrounded by lightning and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a purple gem with neon glowing purple lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Electra Tempest felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive purple and black butterfly wings with purple tips grew much larger for her new body and medium sized purple and black butterfly wings with purple tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive purple and black butterfly wings with blue tips and she also now has eleven massive and long purple wolf tails with neon purple tips and neon purple markings, Electra Tempest has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large neon purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and white fingerless bridal gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Electra Tempest's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy, stars, lightning, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Electra Tempest's Cosmic Eternal Electric Storm Magic Lightning Fairy Queen Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Electric Storm Magic Lightning Fairy Queen Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded neon purple gems and lightning fairy and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple phoenix heads with neon purple gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large purple phoenix heads is a large purple phoenix head with neon purple gems for eyes and neon purple gem in its mouth for the pommel, Electra Tempest has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold fairy head with neon purple gems for eyes and purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji with lightning bolts in between the kanji below the lightning fairy, phoenix, and angel that said, "Electra Tempest, Queen of The Lightning Fairies of Lightning Storm Cove, Despiser of The Deranged Fairy-Obsessed Serial Killer Randall Williams, Master of Lighting and Lightning Magic, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan, Archenemy of January Birthstone, Garnet Phantom Elmandy, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Lightning, Lightning Magic, Fairies, Phoenixes, Angels, and Lightning Fairies"
エレクトラ・テンペスト、ライトニング・ストーム・コーブのライトニング・フェアリーの女王、狂った妖精にとりつかれた連続殺人犯の軽蔑者、ランダル・ウィリアムズ、ライティングとライトニング・マジックの達人、強力な善の力、悪者のスラッシャー、真の不滅で全能の強力な戦士、宇宙、愛する守護天使とリンカーンの将来の妻ラウド、ダーク・チャンドラーの軽蔑者、ダーク・ロリ、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、そしてダーク・ルアン、1月の誕生石の大敵、ガーネット・ファントム・エルマンディ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使および灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、マスターブラックゲートの、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と殺人者邪悪で狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして稲妻、稲妻魔法、妖精、フェニックス、天使、そして稲妻妖精の達人
Electra Tempest has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-LIGHTNING FAIRY QUEEN-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ELECTRIC STORM MAGIC LIGHTNING FAIRY QUEEN FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ELECTRIC STORM MAGIC LIGHTNING FAIRY QUEEN FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ELECTRIC STORM MAGIC LIGHTNING FAIRY QUEEN FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Electra Tempest's Super Angel-Lightning Fairy Queen-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Genma Himuro saw it, he threw daggers at her to kill her, but Electra Tempest fired a massive barrage of purple energy, stars, lightning, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels which hit Genma Himuro and sent him flying into another wall, he got back up, but now, he was angered.
Me: No way, did Electra just transform?
Lincoln: She did, now, we can tear Genma Himuro apart and make him pay for everything.
Electra Tempest: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Electric Storm Magic Lightning Fairy Queen Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Electric Storm Magic Lightning Fairy Queen Phoenix God Angel Love) You said it, Lincoln. Alright, let's get him, boys!
Me: Now, you're talking!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Electra Tempest.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope and joined them.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I wasn't that surprised to find out that you'd be coming after us, Genma Himuro, but we're not going to waste this opportunity to take you down.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, and now, it's high-time for you to pay for all of your crimes.
Lincoln, Electra Tempest, and I went after Genma Himuro, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Genma Himuro, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Electra Tempest also did the same by firing purple energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Electra Tempest, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Genma Himuro even more madder and even more insane with rage.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now to end this.
Lincoln ran up to and put Genma Himuro in a bearhug so he couldn't escape. Suddenly, Lincoln began to absorb Genma Himuro into his body and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals and animals flared up even more extremely and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger as he assimilated Genma Himuro's Combat prowess, Immortality, Regenerative healing, and Shape-shifting.
Then, when Lincoln was done, Genma Himuro was fully absorbed into his body and he sent Genma Himuro to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered wildly for what Electra Tempest, Lincoln, and I did as we holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Electra Tempest's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large purple planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive purple and black butterfly wings and medium sized purple and black butterfly wings underneath are permanent.
Electra Tempest: Your immortal life ends here. Thanks for helping me take down Genma Himuro, Lincoln, you too, J.D.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Electra.
Me: My pleasure, Electra.
Suddenly, Electra Tempest wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Electra Tempest's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, and Demon flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and lightning behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Electra Tempest sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and lightning and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: My God. Guys, what we just saw, THAT WAS ONE AWESOME FIGHT!
Nico ran to me, Lincoln, and Electra Tempest and hugged us.
Luna: No kidding dudes, you guys taught that treacherous ninja a lesson.
Luan: And Lincoln absorbed him and acquired all of his powers and abilities.
Me: And sent his soul to The Black Gates. So, Lincoln, who're we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got someone in mind from long ago: Carly Almaden, Goddess of The Water Type Pokemon and Avatar of The Elemental HEROES of Water.
WE GASPED!
Selene Arcangela: Oh man, I knew you'd pick her, and you guys are going to be impressed by her, Carly Almaden is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the Galar Region, and she's a powerful force of water and water magic, and she also has blue angel wings. She's an extremely and very powerful master of Hydrokinesis, and she also has the power to create monsters of water and she also has the ability to summon sea creatures and mermaids. She's also the strongest Water Type Pokemon Trainer, and she owns a gym in the Galar Region near the beach where many come to work out and it also monitors for Team Rocket whenever they tried to cause trouble.
Nessa: I remember her all too well and I'm all too familiar with the tale about her. There was a legend told among the people there that should any dare to trespass on the land and dare to cause trouble, she would beat the daylights out of them along with soaking wet from getting sprayed with water, and they named her The Goddess of The Water Type Pokemon because her partners are Water Type Pokemon.
Nico: Wow.
Me: That's someone no one would ever want to mess with.
Selene Emperyous: And she also has the Water Elemental HERO Duel Deck and with them, she won many Duel Tournaments alongside Lincoln, and in one tournament, they defeated a cheating conniving bastard by the name of Derek Matthews, and because of Lincoln's intelligence gathering along with looking into the past duels that cheater had won through his cheating conniving methods, he exposed Derek Matthews as the conniving cheating lying bastard he is, and as a result, he was banned for life from any future Duel Tournaments.
Michelle Emperyous: But, he tried to get revenge on them by trying to shoot them with a gun, but Arpina Apollonia and her friends took him down and they banished him to The Shadow Realm.
Me: Now, that I remember all too well.
Arpina Apollonia: He deserved it. She trained Lincoln really hard in the powers of water and he even went to her gym and he really worked out hard there. Lincoln made her a water greatsword and necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, when he comes of age, he promises to marry her along with the rest of his harem. She also hates Lola with a blazing passion because of all the attempts she's made to kill him, and it got Carly so pissed off, she brutally smashed and pulverized Lola hard into the ground, and she sent her to the hospital and she was in a full body cast for two months.
Nico: Yikes!
Me: Messing with someone like Carly is a huge mistake, no one wants to mess with nor tangle with her.
Skulker: Nice job, you 3.
Fluttershy: Thank you.
Laney: This was so fun!
Aylene Carter: Yeah it was!
Atomic Skull: You've earned your trophy.
Ghost: And the win.
Steam Smythe. Pterano and his minions are in our ranks now too.
X Ray: Now, let's have some ice cream.
Ironclad: After we find that ice cream truck
Me: I think it's back in the garage.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: But that's another awesome race done! I can't wait for the next one. Great job today everyone!
Littlefoot: I agree. (To the viewers) Dinosaurs are awesome and so is Terradino.
Me: Yep.
We went back to the garage and had ice cream and then went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome race done!
Terradino was a really cool planet!
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did Mendez1996. Thanks guys
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Lord Pain, Mooch the Fox, Genghis the Lion, Mewberty Star, Stone Dragon, Pharaoh (Miraculous), I & Am, Burning Lion and Morpho Knight as well as Yuko Tani, Cree Lincoln, Sally Sanban, Sector Z, Numbuh 362, Numbuh 86, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 23 and Numbuh 83 are heading to the planet Glaren and get ready for a massively infernal battle as we battle a clone of Father and we're going to unleash the fires of hell on that Genocidal monster! And Yuko Tani is gonna transform against him. Also we're going to battle Another Lord Pain, Mooch the Fox, Genghis the Lion, Mewberty Star, Stone Dragon, Pharaoh (Miraculous), I & Am, Burning Lion and Morpho Knight who are the Gene-slammers of Defender of Nephthys, Moosemon and Subwhales as well as the Embodiment of the Genbu Dopant. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Avalanche Yeti and her name is Neyla Yeti and she is a cold one.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Dawn Branco, Queen of The Light Fairies, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Larry Regelmann also known as the DC villain, Lord Death Man.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Romania, and we're going to fight Vârcolac, the Wolf Lord-Demon Hybrid, and Loopy de Loop is going to transform and take him down and send him to Vypra, and we're going to meet Carly Almaden, Goddess of The Water Type Pokemon and Avatar of The Elemental HEROES of Water, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the Galar Region, and she's a powerful force of water and water magic, and she also has blue angel wings. She's an extremely and very powerful master of Hydrokinesis, and she also has the power to create monsters of water and she also has the ability to summon sea creatures and mermaids. She's also the strongest Water Type Pokemon Trainer, and she owns a gym in the Galar Region near the beach where many come to work out and it also monitors for Team Rocket whenever they tried to cause trouble. There was a legend told among the people there that should any dare to trespass on the land and dare to cause trouble, she would beat the daylights out of them along with soaking wet from getting sprayed with water, and they named her The Goddess of The Water Type Pokemon because her partners are Water Type Pokemon, and she also has the Water Elemental HERO Duel Deck and with them, she won many Duel Tournaments alongside Lincoln, and in one tournament, they defeated a cheating conniving bastard by the name of Derek Matthews, and because of Lincoln's intelligence gathering along with looking into the past duels that cheater had won through his cheating conniving methods, he exposed Derek Matthews as the conniving cheating lying bastard he is, and as a result, he was banned for life from any future Duel Tournaments, but he tried to get revenge on them by trying to shoot them with a gun, but Arpina Apollonia and her friends took him down and they banished him to The Shadow Realm. She trained Lincoln really hard in the powers of water and he even went to her gym and he really worked out hard there. Lincoln made her a water greatsword and necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, when he comes of age, he promises to marry her along with the rest of his harem. She also hates Lola with a blazing passion because of all the attempts she's made to kill him, and it got Carly so pissed off, she brutally smashed and pulverized Lola hard into the ground, and she sent her to the hospital and she was in a full body cast for two months.
Next up is the planet Encephalonus IV and we're going to battle the hypothetical Akuma form of Horsea named Maelstrom Seahorse.
See you next time.
