Welcome Player!

You have been selected for a second chance!

You have been placed in world 'AXZ2469'

This world is more commonly known to you as the world of

'Naruto'!

There was a blue text box floating in front of my face.

"The fuck?" was about the only thing I could say. Or think for that matter.

Simply put, you died.

Plain and simple.

"…" I had no word as the fact that I had died hit me with no less force than a lorry going 80mph. "So, uh. What do I do now?" I was confused. No. Beyond confused. My brain was about as much use as a chocolate tea pot. The words saying that I had a second chance in the Naruto world. Yeah. Safe to say that completely fucked with my mental functions.

You will now be referred to as a 'player'!

From here on you will have all the memories of your previous life to help you in your journey.

You also have access to the 'Gamer System'!

You will discover its abilities while playing the game.

Where would you like your spawn point to be?

(Every spawn point will have different buffs and nerfs. These will not be shown to the player.)

Konohagakure

Sunagakure

Iwagakure

Kirigakure

Kumogakure

Amegakure

Takigakure

Yumegakure

Kusagakure

Yugakure

"Okay, even though I still don't know what the fuck is going on- "

I have already told you.

"Alrighty then. Guess I'll pick Konoha as I'm the most familiar with it, not to mention I'm not sure which time period it is."

The village 'Konohagakure has been selected!'

You may now choose four perks.

You can pick one clan.

BUT

You have a 1% chance to have 2 clans once spawned.

You may pick up to 3 natural affinity's that don't need training to unlock.

The above do not count as perks.

Perks will be introduced later.

(Most clans may have negatives as well as positives associated with them. They are undisclosed)

Clans:

Akimichi

Nara

Yamanaka

Uchiha

Senju

Uzumaki

Inuzuka

Sarutobi

Hyuuga

Hatake

Clan less

'All are solid, but I'll have to narrow it down to: Uchiha, Senju, Uzumaki, Sarutobi, Hyuuga and Hatake.' With a bit more thought I decided on wanting a bloodline.

'I've always wanted a sharingan… eh fuck it!'

"I'll choose Uchiha" I said resolutely.

'I mean at least I can now narrow the timeline to between after the second shinobi war and before the Uchiha Massacre. It is a bit of a gamble seeing as this could be the day before the massacre but who really cares?... Actually, I do. Ah shit."

Clan selected 'Uchiha'!

Please choose your elemental affinity(s)

(0.001% chance to gain an extra elemental kekkei genkai/tota)

Fire

Earth

Water

Lightning

Wind

"HOLY SHIT!" I all but screamed in the black abyss engulfed my entire being.

"If I get an extra kekkei genkai on top of a sharingan that would be busted! I could even get wood release with any luck!" I thought for a bit and remembered the natures needed for the different kekkei genkai. I ended up choosing all the offensive natures as my main affinity's as I had some Idea's for defensive jutsu with them as well.

"I'll go for: Fire, Lightning and wind" I said rethought my decision.

'Maybe earth would have been good to have? Too late now I guess.'

The elements 'fire, lightning and wind' have been selected!

Please choose your four perks!

(unlike the clans and affinity's, descriptions have been added!)

Fangirl (Female Only) - +50% EXP gain Bonus to stalking-related skills, other Kunoichi look down on you for giving them a bad name.

Angsty Avenger - Your family is dead, and now you're going to find and kill the one responsible +100% EXP gain bonus to combat related skills, -100% to social related skills and are easily manipulated by others, +2 STR and VIT, -2 WIS per level.

No Jutsu - Unable to use Ninjutsu or Genjutsu, +100% EXP gain bonus to Taijutsu.

Duck and Cover! – +50% EXP gain to Throwing Weapons skills, but you will always have to buy new stocks of them compared to others.

Illusion Master - +100% EXP gain to Genjutsu techniques, -50% to taijutsu skills.

Medic Nin - +100% EXP gain to Iryojutsu, but enemies will try to target you first.

Too Much Chakra - +300% Chakra Reserves, allows learning Shadow Clone Jutsu, +100% Ninjutsu Strength, -50% EXP Gain to Chakra Control Exercises, -95% Genjutsu Integrity.

Wait, who was that? - You've never really stood out from the crowd, your face blending in with others easily making your infiltration missions much easier. - +50% to stealth, you don't stand out in a crowd, for all the positives and negatives.

Cool Guys don't look at Explosions - +250% EXP gain to Fuinjutsu (Explosive Notes), but your explosions have a large splash radius and can harm allies if not careful.

Flicker - +100% EXP gain to Body Flicker Jutsu, you have a hard time sitting still.

Attuned to Nature - Starts Natural Senjutsu perk, but you have trouble living in 'civilized' areas.

Prankster - +50% EXP gain to Trapping and Stealth skills, but when you prank someone, you lose reputation with them.

Pervert - +25% bonus to stealth skills when peeking on your sexual orientation but will take a loss to your reputation when caught.

Super Pervert - +50% bonus to stealth when peeking on your sexual orientation, but if caught you will take a massive hit to reputation.

With this sword of mine - +50% EXP gain to Kenjutsu skills.

Sealmaster - +50% EXP bonus to Fuinjutsu

I could swear this shit gave me a headache even though I didn't currently have a body in this blank, endless space, my non-existent brain hurt like a bitch. There were so many bloody options!

In the end I decided to choose [Medic Nin], [Flicker], [With this sword of mine] and [Sealmaster] I decided on these since they seemed practical and didn't have any drawbacks other than being attacked on sight for medic nin. However, if I was fast enough, I could run away and if I had good enough sword skills, I would be able to defend myself.

Now that you have chosen you 'clan, perks and affinities' you may choose your gender.

(No further character customization after this)

Male

Female

Right. So, I might be some ugly son of a bitch. Afterall those options for perks I can't even decide if I want to be handsome or not? This is a load of horseshit!

I begrudgingly selected 'male' and suddenly got transported to a bedroom.