Damn they shot my ass up haha. Had me looking like Ricky from Boyz n the Hood.
That shit crazy.
Well at least I was a Christian in my life, so I will be meeting Jesus real soon.
But of course that's just not how life works
[START GAME]
"Wait..is this really the.." Key started as he looked at the words with surprise and shock.
[Yes. Yes it is.]
"Let's fucking go! I knew I would get this shit eventually!! Reading all them fanfics and watching all that anime was worth it after all haha!!" Key yelled excitedly. He pressed the Start Game button with haste.
[You are entering the world of Remnant and therefore must chose between three classes.]
[Faunus] : Are one of the two intelligent races that inhabit Remnant. They have the traits of animals.
[Grimm] : Monsters also known as 'creatures of destruction' they lack a soul and inhabit various places of Remnant.
[Huntsman] : Licensed elite warrior dedicated to slay the creatures of Grimm and whose job is to 'uphold the peace' of the world
"Oh shit I'm going to RWBY verse?! Yeah this is going to be some real ass fun. Not gon lie my favorite animal is a Jaguar, so you guys already know what I'm picking." Key said as he pressed the Faunus class.
[Which type of Faunus do you want to be?]
"Now I'm not gonna lie. As much as I love Jaguars, the African Elephant is like the strongest animal in the world, so I'm going with that. Plus it can come with some interesting benefits." Key said and then said African Elephant.
[This particular animal comes with an..interesting animal trait. Are you sure?]
"Hm..I wonder what it is, but of course I'm sure game." Key said.
[Being an Elephant Faunus allows a bonus to strength, size, and durability.]
"Hell yeah that should be very useful." Key said with a smile.
[Here are your Stats and Skills.]
[Name] : Key LV.1
[Title] : The Elephant Faunus Gamer
[Class] : Faunus
[Age] : (21 actually) 7 upon entry to Remnant
[HP] : 10,000/10,000
[AP] : 5,000/5,000
[EXP] : 0/100
[Stats]
[STR] : 300
[DEX] : 45
[STA] : 60
[INT] : 150
[CHAR] : 50
[LUCK] : 100
[Skills]
[Semblance] : Locked
[Perks]
[Faunus Perks]
[Stat Points] : 100
"This is impressive, especially my strength stat. It was smart of me to choose the Elephant Faunus. I think it's probably best for me to put my Stat Points in Dexterity, Stamina, and Charisma, so I split them evenly between each of them." Key said. "Now I'm bout to be like that Nigga Sang Jinwuu? Oh nah Sung Jinwoo..yeah that's it." Key said as he chuckled.
[Are you ready to enter Remnant?] [Yes] or [No]?
"Well here goes nothing." Key said as he pressed the yes button.
He then disappeared in a flash of white light.
-Cutscene-
Key opened his eyes to see that he was in some type of green forest.
"This doesn't necessarily look like the Emerald Forest." Key said as he looked around. "Shi who am I kidding. It looks exactly like it." He said.
[Attention! Quest!] : Where the F#k Are You?
Find out your location
[Rewards if complete] :
100 Lien
4 Elemental Dust crystals
500 EXP
[If Failure] :
You will be lost forever
[Secret Bonus Quest] : Save [??] and [??]
[Rewards if complete] :
100 REP with [??]
50 closeness with [??]
100 REP with [??]
50 closeness with [??]
New weapon!
New skill book!
500 Lien
1,000 EXP
[If Failure] :
They die a hopeless death
[This quest is non optional.]
"One you didn't have to censor yourself game, we're adults here and two you're not slick. I know the two people are Ruby and Yang." Key said.
plus 10 INT
[Smartass.]
"Haha let's get this over w-" Key paused as he suddenly heard growls and looked to see red eyes all around him.
.
.
"Well..shit." He said simply.
A pack of Beowolves walked out from the trees.
"Now listen. I knew of a man. His name was Dr. Martin Luther King. He had a dream of equality between humans, Faunus, and Gr-" The Beowolves immediately charged Key.
"Suit yourselves." Key smirked and then punched the ground hard.
The ground exploded outwards in boulders, rocks, and debris towards the Beowolf pack.
The Beowolves didn't expect the attack and were completely smashed to pieces by the attack.
[New skill unlocked!]
[Key Smash LV.1] : Punch the ground to launch boulders, rocks, or debris at your enemy. The higher the level, the more it is.
"Damn so I got the Hulk smash? That shit cool as a mug. Now I go-" Key was interrupted again by a loud and piercing scream. "Gotta blast!" Key yelled and then ran in the direction of the scream.
When Key arrived, he could see a younger Ruby about to get decapitated by a Grimm. Yang was downed and looked to be extremely exhausted as she must have been holding them off.
"Oh no you don't! Water Pistol Jutsu!" Key raised his hand in a gun gesture and Aura shot out of it and blasted the Grimm. "..that actually worked?" He confusingly questioned. He then ran and stood protectively in front of Ruby and Yang as there were more Grimm around.
"Prepare yourselves." Key brought his hands to his side. "Ka..me.."
The Grimm paused in their tracks as they looked at Key.
"ha..me.." Key continued.
The Grimm then looked at Ruby and Yang who looked confused themselves and shrugged.
"HAA!! Die muthafuckas!!"
.
.
.
-Crickets-
"..so that shit didn't work?" Key questioned out.
Ruby and Yang actually giggled hard at that.
[You're not that guy.]
"Fuck you game. Key Smash!" Key yelled out and punched the ground. The Grimm were blown to smithereens. "Good riddance." Key said.
Key suddenly felt a thump and looked down to see Ruby hugging him.
"Thank you so much for saving me." She cried out.
Awee she looks even cuter in person. Like a widdle teddy b-okay okay enough rainbow talk. Key smiled. "You're welcome. My name is Key, what are you two's names?" He asked.
"Well I'm Yang Xiao Long and she's my half sister Ruby Rose. It's a pleasure to meet you Key and I thank you also, for saving my sister." Yang said.
Key smiled and grabbed Yang's hand. He looked into her eyes as he kissed it, making Yang blush hard. Oh yeah I'm getting with all the RWBY women. Just fucking watch me.
"It was nothing sweetheart. Well I'll see you two another time. I have to go now." Key said. You know the old saying. Leave women early and they'll come back wanting more.
"B-But Key..can't you stay with us for a while?" Ruby asked as she looked sad and disappointed.
Awe the puppy eyes argh I might di-wait whoa..I'm a real nigga don't forget that. Key smiled again. "I wish I could Ruby, but sadly I can not. I'll see you and Yang another time. Whenever we meet again..maybe we can go chill somewhere." He suggested.
Yang smiled widely. "I'll hold you to that. Bye Key!"
"See you later Key!" Even though she was hurt, Ruby managed a warm smile and waved.
Key saluted as he left. Next time he would meet the two..will be at Beacon Academy.