"Today, we are to interview the madman who has no recorded name, but answers to the Joker. After her first patient left the good doctor rattled. I, Dr. Jerimiah Arkham shall personally take over Dr. Scroll's session with the so-called Clown Prince of Crime." - Dr. Jeremiah Arkham
Joker: Hey Jerr-ay! Who's your friend? Have I been a good boy?
Dr. Arkham: Enough! This is our newest doctor here at the asylum, and you will treat her with the upmost respect clown!
Joker: Oh Jerry, hehe. When have I ever done otherwise? *Laughs*
Dr. Arkham: Sigh. Taped session number 5. The patient has no recorded name and is only known to the world as The Joker. Hosting the session with the infamous Clown Prince of Crime will be myself Dr. Jerimiah Arkham and Dr. Gretchen Scroll.
Joker: *Giggles*
Dr. Arkham: What's so funny?
Joker: Huh? Must be your imagination Doc. I didn't say anything.
Dr. Arkham: I didn't ask if you had said anything! I asked what was making you laugh!
Joker: *Shrugs his shoulders*
Dr. Arkham: Ahem. As I was saying, accompanied by Dr. Scroll-
Joker: *Bursts out in hysterical laughter*
Dr. Arkham: Joker! What could you possibly be laughing at?!
Joker: *Gasps for air* Is...is that...
Dr. Arkham: Is that what?!
Joker: Scroll?! Seriously?! That's really her name?!
Dr. Arkham: Oh for God's sakes Joker! What is so funny about her name?!
Joker: Oh come on Jerry! Scroll! I mean seriously, what's next? Doctor Glue? No wait, Doctor Pen? Ooh ooh, how about Doctor Scissors? *Bursts out into another fit of laughter* I... I mean what did she and her husband do for their honeymoon? Would he write on her? *Proceeds to laugh*
Dr. Arkham: Oh God.
Dr. Scroll: Is he always like this?
Dr. Arkham: Unfortunately yes. Most doctors in the asylum cannot get through to this madman.
*Joker continues to laugh*
Dr. Arkham: Joker! Enough!
Joker: *Stops laughing and catches his breath* Oh come on doc! I'm just playing.
Dr. Arkham: Well I am not! You are going to show Dr. Scroll respect, or so help me I will personally see you put on death row at Blackgate and immediately executed! Understand me?!
Joker: Alright alright! Sheesh Jerry lighten up!
Dr. Arkham: And you will refer to me as Dr. Arkham!
Joker: *Replies in a mocking tone* I read you loud and clear Dr. Arkham! *Immediately bursts into another fit of laughter*
Dr. Arkham: *Rubs his forehead* Lord give me strength.