"Upon my return from the hospital, I have foolishly chosen to resume my sessions with the Joker. Why does this madman choose to laugh in the faces of those who are trying to help him? Does he want to be cured? or is actually sane, and just evil? Whatever the case, I will crack this mind, even if I die trying." - Dr. Jeremiah Arkham
Dr. Arkham: *Groans while rubbing his side* God help me
Joker: Aw, what's the matter, Jerry? Maybe I can help. After all, laughter is the best medicine. And I'll have you in stitches in no time at all. *Laughs hysterically*
Dr. Arkham: *Grits his teeth through his pain* No thank you clown, I don't require your help.
Joker: Oh, lighten up Bucko. I didn't mean to cut you down, or open. *Laughs again*
Dr. Arkham: That's enough Joker!
Joker: Okay, okay. Sorry.
Dr. Arkham: I am in no mood for your nonsense; especially today.
Joker: Well I guess you're not "cut-up" to do the job Doc. *Bursts in another laughing fit*
Dr. Arkham: Sigh "Takes off his glasses and rubs his eyes" I suppose I should have seen that coming.
Joker: Yup. You sure should have ol' boy.
Dr. Arkham: "Puts his glasses back on" Joker, I desire to complete at least one of these sessions without your jokes getting in the way. Now, please do us both a favor, and skip them!
Joker: What?! Skip the jokes?! Ohoho! On the contraire, Jer! Asking me to skip the jokes is like beating a dog for going after two cupcakes right in front of his face, in your own hand! If you keep beating the dog, you're gonna get your hand bitten off, and eaten with the cupcakes. But you know there is a difference between me and the dog.
Dr. Arkham: What?
Joker: I'm not diabetic! *Laughs*
Dr. Arkham: Oh God. With that disturbing thought out of the way, let us speak about the incident with you and Warden Sharp.
Joker: Oh. Back to that again huh?
Dr. Arkham. Yes! You were suppose to be in the cafeteria with the rest of the patients!
Joker: So?
Dr. Arkham: What do you mean so?!
Joker: Well, to tell the truth Doc,. I wasn't very hungry and I...
Dr. Arkham: Oh please, don't give me that old excuse Joker! Besides even if that were the case, I will not have you alone in your cell without being accounted for! Every patient in Arkham needs to be present in that dining hall when I...
Joker: Every patient huh? I think a few of us would like to disagree. Cough cough Freeze cough cough.
Dr. Arkham: *Slams fist on the desk* THE DAY I'M CORRECTED BY A...Groans in pain, and proceeds to hold his side while breathing heavily.
Joker: Whoa! Careful Jerry! Don't want you to go bursting on me!
Dr. Arkham: No jokes!
Joker: Actually I was being serious.
Dr. Arkham: *Glares at Joker with anger, and hatred* Joker, why in the name of our holy God do you insist on pushing me to my limits.
Joker: Well to make it short and sweet doc, it's funny as hell, Heh.
Dr. Arkham: How is it funny?!
Joker: I mean come on Doc, you make it so easy. You are offended by everything I do. Hell, you're offended by everyone here at Arkham.
Dr. Arkham: How am I offended by you maniacs?!
Joker: Aw Jerry. How sweet. But flattery will get you nowhere. And maybe you're right. Maybe you're not offended. Just jealous.
Dr. Arkham: What?!
Joker: You're an outcast Doc. Everyone here at Arkham accepted madness as their own salvation. An emergency exit if you will. We all just stepped outside of it and saw the bigger picture. I mean come on, look at Sarah! A fearsome hunter of the jungle, free from her cage, Me, hehe. The Clown Prince of Crime, turning the world of crime upside down, Deep down Jerry, you don't want to cure us. No, you want to be like us.
Dr. Arkham: That is ridiculous!
Joker: You think? So why did you sleep in your office Doc?
Dr. Arkham: How did you...
Joker: Eddie.
Dr. Arkham: Oh. Of course. But needless to say, my life is of no concern of yours clown!
Joker: Oh actually, I think it is. I mean come on Jerry, it's a little known fact that there is a little Joker inside all of Gotham. And so much more can be said for you. Especially since you're an...
Dr. Arkham: DON'T YOU DARE EVEN FINISH THAT STATEMENT CLOWN!
Joker: Ooh. Somebody's sore. In more ways than one. *Hysterically laughs*