"The second interview conducted with Rufina Ryder Dooh, otherwise known as Red Riding Hood, I am not certain that Dr. Cassidy is making a breakthrough with the child, if I am to be blunt I don't think Dr. Cassidy is capable of doing this alone. So perhaps in the next session, I shall accompany her after my time with the Joker is complete." - Dr. Jeremiah Arkham
Red: "Gleefully hums as she kicks her feet under the table"
Dr. Cassidy: Taped interview number 8. Patient's name is...
"Suddenly gets interrupted by Red's kicking which begins to kick the table as she hums louder."
Dr. Cassidy: Um Rufina, can you please stop your kicking and humming? It is interrupting the session.
Red: "High voice" Oh. Sorry Dr. Cassidy.
Dr. Cassidy: That's okay sweetheart. Let's just get back to the session. Now, as I was saying. The Patient's name is Rufina Ryder Dooh, otherwise known as Red Riding Hood. Now Rufina dear, is it alright if we talk about the incident which led you to come to Arkham's care?
Red: Um, what incident Doctor?
Dr. Cassidy: The incident with Miss Gilda Sockin and the rest of your classmates after your self titled party.
Red: "In her normal voice": Oh, that. How are they doing by the way?
Dr. Cassidy: Not well I'm afraid. That drug they ingested has really messed with their minds. It's like they are...
Red: Kinder people, I know. I have Mr. Tetch to thank for that. I didn't really think it would work as well as it did, let alone at all.
Dr. Cassidy: Rufina, do you hold any remorse for what you did to those children?
Red: "Stares down Dr. Cassidy in anger" Seriously? Do you really think that I'd feel guilty for those bitches after what they did to me after all these years?! No! Not a chance in Hell would I feel for them! Or their "studs"! As far as I'm concerned, they got what they deserved and they are lucky to be alive! As soon as I killed my grandmother, I planned to have Gilda as my next little treat! But, now that I think about it, I kind of like this better.
Dr. Cassidy: Rufina, you don't mean that!
Red: Oh yes. Yes I do, cross my heart and hope to die! Gilda and those three whores she calls friends got what was coming to them for years, ever since the first grade!
Dr. Cassidy: Rufina, I'm not going to pretend that what they did to you after all these years should not be punishable, but this was taking it way too far! Those kids don't remember anything aside from what you planted in their minds! Their real names, their families, their entire lives are lost to them!
Red: "Back in a higher pitch": That's not true! They do have names, Real names, Goldilocks, Charlette, Babe, Snow, Papa Bear, Mama Bear, and Baby Bear. All family, All my family. Don't be so silly.
Dr. Cassidy: What about their mothers Rufina?! Dolph's mother couldn't even look at her son after the last visitation. Not after what the one before, when he bit her hand like a... well like a wolf!
Red: She should have known better! Grammy always tells me not to play with wild animals. Oh! and he is the Big Bad Wolf, we can never forget about that!
Dr. Cassidy: What of Gilda's friends?! Pigs?! Isn't that a bit cruel?!
Red: "Back to normal pitch": No, you don't say. It's a fate that's too good for them! They deserved this!
Dr. Cassidy: How?!
Red: First came Summer Camp. When I was seven, they once threw me face first in a mud pit they made, then Gilda stepped on my back and forced a huge glob of it down my throat, and all they did was laugh at me and to add insult to injury, they kept chanting, "breathe piggy breathe!" Then middle school, they stuffed my whole locker with moldy corn cobs, and I got detention for a month for it! I didn't do a damn thing! You know if I would have gone to my prom, I would have gotten soaked in pig's blood! Sigh, if only there was a fourth pig in the stories. Otherwise, Gilda would have been the fattest pig of them all! But, oh well. "Chuckles" It's funny actually now that I think about this, I remember before I was dragged away by the principle-who was bought off by Gilda mind you in case you didn't know- that they shouted I would have been better off living in the grossest pig sty in all of Gotham. Ironic, isn't it doctor? They called me a pig, but only because they didn't want to admit that they were pigs, walking and squealing in human skin.
Dr. Cassidy: And what of the three jocks?
Red: Oh right. Them. Is it about the irony that the hairiest one is dressed as a woman? I don't think it's a problem. Gilda always said the hairier the better.
Dr. Cassidy: Okay, I think that will be enough for today!