"After the unfortunate death of our Dr. Alexa Shay, and the recapture of Mist, I have assigned one of our newest doctors Dr. Thomas Dion in taking over for Mist's rehabilitation. I only pray that this will prove much more fruitful for our process than before. The sooner we cure this witch, the lighter my burden shall be." - Dr. Jeremiah Arkham
Dr. Dion: Taped session number three. The patient has no recorded name, but is known only by the alias of Mist. The patient tends to flirt as much if not more than Pamela Isley otherwise known as Poison Ivy, and tends to prefer the company of the female inmates or even the guards. The patients also claims to suffer from permanent memory loss and is diagnosed with a severe personality disorder as she claims to have no memory of her history prior to her incarceration at Arkham Asylum. Name, dislikes, and so much more are more of an enigma than even the Joker, if that is even possible.
Mist: Mm, Doc, you're making me blush. I never knew I could sound so sexy. *giggles*
Dr. Dion: Very funny Jane.
Mist: Hey. It's Mist to you buddy.
Dr. Dion: Calling you by that name is unprofessional Jane. So as long as we do not know who you really are or were, then Jane Doe is the...
Mist: Um, Earth to moron! Who cares about professions?! The other losers here don't do that crap with Joker! So, why with me?!
Dr. Dion: Alright alright! Relax now. If that's what will make you feel more comfortable, then Mist it is.
Mist: Thank you.
Dr. Dion: *Ahem* Now Mist.
Mist: Yeeeeees?
Dr. Dion: You have told us that you have absolutely no memory of your past. Or how you had achieved your powers. Is this true?
Mist: Um, yeah? What are you new here or something?
Dr. Dion: Actually yes. I started a couple of days ago. I think Dr. Arkham assigned me to be your new doctor after the incident with Dr. Alexa Shay.
Mist: Oh yeah! I forgot that Arkham talked about that. Damn that girl was fine.
Dr. Dion: Mist!
Mist: What?!
Dr. Dion: You used your phycologist to break out of Arkham and then killed her right after that! I think it's rather inappropriate to speak ill of the dead!
Mist: But it wasn't ill. I was being genuine.
Dr. Dion: How is that...
Mist: Look Tommy, I know you weren't there to see it, but goddamn did she have good looking legs. Must have been a runner, and that long ebony hair, emerald green eye, and of course the curves on that babe. Big juicy butt, slim hour glass like waist, and of course her...
Sees the doctor trailing off in a fantasy of the doctor and his view lays on her chest.
Mist: *Claps* Hey!
Dr. Dion: Ah! Huh?
Mist: Three things buddy! One, my eyes are up in my skull, not below my neck! Two, we're not talking about me! So stop trying to undress me with your dirty mind! Three, what kind of psychologist are you?! You just go off on some sick fantasy while I'm talking?! Look I of all people know that Alexa was hot! But at least I have the right to fantasize...to a point. You do not! And you're scolding me of speaking ill of the dead. Goddamn hypocrite!
Dr. Dion: But I...no. I'm...I'm sorry. It was rather unprofessional of me.
Mist: No kidding.
Dr. Dion: Now back to you.
Mist: Am I clothed?
Dr. Dion: Oh my God. Yes! Now please just stop! You're only making it worse.
Mist: Hey, it's your dirty mind, not mine. Oh, just so you know, I'm only being nice since you're new. So I'm gonna let you off easy. But I have one thing to say to you Tommy boy.
Dr. Dion: What's that then?
Mist. The only one who either does the flirting or dirty thinking is yours truly. Now you be a good little boy, and keep your nose out of my thing. Okay?
Dr. Dion: But... but I...
Mist: Cool. Glad we had this talk Doc. I think this is going to be the start of a beautiful relationship. And no, it's not the one you're thinking of. Peepin Tom.
Dr. Dion: Hey! You listen to me! I'm running this session, and you are going to...
Mist: Haha! Relax, I'm kidding.
Dr. Dion: Oh God, what have I gotten myself into?
Mist: I don't know but you're in it, Peepin Tom. *Laughs out loud*