Rickie wasn't too happy with how his good friend JT was behaving.
Sure, he hadn't been the bestest friend. But Rickie could never forget the time in third grade where Candace said no to being his Valentine's so JT cheered him up by drawing him slicing her throat open. That was special. But now JT wasn't acting as nice towards Rickie. He was showing all his affection towards this new Deadgirl he had just found. And Rickie couldn't say he liked that very much. JT was constantly having his way with that of decaying pussy without her consent, and that just wasn't right. So during another session of underground no no activitity Rickie sat there, unhappy with the current situation. But this time, he decided to do something about it. Just as JT was about to finish, Rickie stood up and began to speak up.
"Yo JT. I think this is kinda fucked up. You should stop man."
However JT paid him no attention, focusing mostly on his restrained waifu.
"Whatever, this is prime pussy. Not turning that down" JT said as he stuck his dick farther and farther into what resembled a dark cavern that smelled even worse than the boys locker room.
Rickie sighed, knowing that he needed to say the right thing.
"Look man. I didn't want to say it, but this whole Deadgirl thing has made you a real asshole."
Abruptly, JT stopped. The room went dead silent, except for Wheeler's occasional fap. JT turned directly at Rickie.
"Rickie you fucking retard, I've always been an asshole! I am the most stereotypical incel you could imagine. I view women the same way Uwe Boll views critics. Are you that fucking stupid to not see this?"
"But JT, you're my best friend" pleaded Rickie.
"What, jealous of my side piece?" JT taunted, now leaning into his true assholery.
"Well maybe you... shouldn't rape" said Rickie.
"What do you propose? Me consenually ask the goddamn zombie girl to fuck? Great idea dumbass!"
"I thought we were friends" said Rickie.
"I hate everyone! Is that not obvious?" asked JT.
Suddenly, Rickie had an epiphany.
"Wait a minute. I've got it. This all started because you started it with this zombie chick. But if you rape ME, that will make things go back to normal!"
Rickie was very pleased with himself, smiling from ear to ear. JT just sat there dumbstruck.
"Its not a rape if you want it faggot, get it right."
Rickie's entire mood deflated, and he stood there, sad as fuck.
"Oh. Well, goodbye then. I guess I'll be going now. JoAnne's about to fuck Johnny so I gotta watch. This is the end I suppose. I really liked you JT, but now I don't even want to see you."
"So you don't want me to rape you?" inquired JT.
"No. I don't."
"Ok, now I can!"
And with that, JT launched himself onto Rickie, taking away his ass virginity and saving their friendship.
Wheeler continued to masturbate uninterrupted.