With Meek's ship; it landed in an opening just outside Rio before a door opened up and Meek's group exited it.
The meerkat who was in his armor put a hand to his head.
"Tom, activate ship's cloaking device." said Meek.
The ship then turned invisible.
Ripper stretched.
"Man that ride was long and I think the toilet in the restroom in the ship needs to be fixed." spoke Ripper
Meek became shocked.
"You did what?" Said Meek.
"I told you we should have given Ripper constipation inducing meds before taking off." The headband on Roger said as the meerkat spoke.
"Nothing doing RoboCop." Said Ripper.
Roger looked at the slightly overweight teen.
"And what's with the RoboCop nickname? The only robotic things about me are my false eye and Winter Soldier like arm." The headband said as Roger spoke.
"Why not, you're like a cop and practically a cyborg with all your prosthetics?" asked Ripper.
Roger spoke a whole bunch of alien words before finishing up.
"Fair enough." Said the headband.
Interview Gag
First was Roger.
"What, you thought that I was cussing Ripper out for his reason for the RoboCop nickname? No, that was basically what fair enough translates to in that weird language. I'm stuck speaking in." the headband said as Roger spoke.
Next was Ripper.
He smiled.
"First Axel calls me Butter Boy despite saying it's an insult, still a nickname though, then everyone else calls me the Rizzer because of my skills in romance, and now I give Roger a nickname of a fictional character from an eighties film series." Said Ripper.
He started doing some thinking.
"Maybe I should give Axel a nickname." Said Ripper, "Hmmm, what to call her."
Last was Axel.
"How other people are good at giving nicknames, I don't know." said Axel.
End Interview Gag
The group looked around the place.
Ripper whistled.
"This place seems great, you guys must travel a lot." He said.
Roger nodded and spoke unknown language. "Yeah but we mostly battle evil, you get use to it."
"Also Roger sorry about the toilet, it was a long flight." apologized Ripper.
"Meek's the one who made the ship." said Anne.
"Oh yeah." said Ripper.
Meek walked next to Roger.
"Alright cousin, do your thing. Find the temple." said Meek.
Roger looked around confused before pulling out an iPad and tapped the map app on it and saw a map of where he and his friends were currently at.
He swiped the map to another part and did some thinking before tapping a spot on the map, leaving a flag on it before giving it to Meek.
"The temple is in a jungle just ten kilometers northwest from here. We'd better get moving." the headband said as Roger spoke.
The others nodded before walking off.
Little did they know was that far away; they were being watched by Wrench and HighTecher with a pair of binoculars.
HighTecher smiled.
"They're on the move. Let's go." said HighTecher.
The two robots ran off.
The heroes kept on walking through the landscape following Roger.
Ripper was doing some work on an iPad as Sonic appeared next to him.
"Not that it's any of my business, but what exactly are you doing on an iPad when you should be paying attention to where Roger is going anyways?" said Sonic.
"Oh just something personal." said Ripper.
Sonic looked at the tablet.
"Potential nicknames for Axel?" said Sonic.
"I'm brainstorming." said Ripper, "What do you think of this; Axel the Barbarian."
"She'll have some competition with Arnold Schwarzenegger over the right to be called that." said Sonic.
"Like how Luz's Sister changed into him that onetime?" asked Ripper
Cutaway Gag
In Camila's car; Vee was driving the vehicle with Camila in the passenger seat before a cop siren went off, shocking the two.
"Oh shit, the cops. I don't even have a drivers license." said Vee.
Camila looked at Vee in confusion.
"What, I'm a shapeshifting snake from another realm, you should have seen this coming." said Vee.
"Good point." said Camila.
Vee did some thinking.
"I got an idea." said Vee.
A cop exited the cop car and approached the Noceda vehicle.
"License and registration please." said the cop.
Then Vee in the form of the T-800 turned around as the Terminator theme song started playing.
The Cop became scared and ran off and got in the car and drove off a cliff.
End Cutaway Gag
"Maybe Achen Axel." said Ripper.
Sonic chuckled nervously.
"Yeah you should just stick to writing corny poetry." said Sonic.
Axel and Roger were walking next to each other as Roger was polishing the Meerkat Saber and finished up before putting it back in its sheath as the survivalist girl noticed it.
"What's the story to that thing anyways?" said Axel.
"It was in my family on my father's side for generations. The last person to use it before me was my father." the headband said as Roger spoke.
"And you inherited it from him?" said Axel.
"In a way. But I straight up killed the guy who stole it from my father." the headband said as Roger spoke.
Axel is shocked.
"It was a one on one duel he asked for." the headband said as Roger spoke.
The meerkat did some thinking.
"There was also the contract assassin who was hired to do me in for double crossing someone I was working for to get a rare griffin for. I've done a lot of crimes just to try and support for a little sister living with an ex girlfriend of mine." the headband said as Roger spoke.
Axel whistled.
"Wow, military camp never could have trained me for what all you've been through." said Axel.
But then Roger stopped in his tracks and held his right hand up and everyone else stopped in confusion.
"What is it cuz?" said Meek.
Roger listened around before turning his left hand into a cannon and turned around very quickly and fired an electrical round out of the cannon which then hit something and electrocuted it.
A scream was heard and the thing being electrocuted was revealed to be HighTecher who then groaned in pain.
"MY BRAND NEW CLOAKING DEVICE, VAPORIZED!" yelled HighTecher.
He then became enraged.
"I WILL KILL YOU!" yelled HighTecher.
Sonic and Meek walked towards the monster as Wrench appeared.
"Come and get us." said Sonic.
"VIVIX!" yelled Wrench.
Soon 200 Vivix came.
Two katana's appeared in both of Meeks hands as everyone else got into fighting stances.
The Vivix ran to the heroes and everyone started fighting each other.
Sonic kicked some Vivix away and tossed one into a group of Vivix.
"Call me cocky, but I'm to fast for anyone to hit." said Sonic.
A Vivix was about to attack Sonic from behind only for the hedgehog to quickly turn around and kick the Vivix across the face.
Roger armed with the Meerkat Saber was battling Wrench who was armed with his axe.
"No one's getting out of here until we get what you're looking for." said Wrench.
"Yeah well your mother was a rundown toaster." Roger's headband said as the meerkat spoke the alien language.
"HEY LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT IF THIS!" yelled Wrench. "Also she was a Computer, my dad was a Toaster."
"Still related to a toaster." the headband said as Roger spoke.
He avoided an axe attack before turning his left hand into a gauntlet and punched Wrench into a tree.
Roger then used a lightning attack and zapped Wrench who somehow became a skeleton.
Wrench looked at himself and shrieked before running off.
"Computer fucker." the headband said as Roger spoke.
Axel was easily holding her own against a bunch of Vivix.
"Military school never said anything about fighting off an army of salad headed aliens, but this is amazing." said Axel.
She drew out a cross bow and shot a Vivix, knocking it to the ground.
Meek was battling HighTecher.
The Computer villain shot lasers from his eyes and shot organic missiles from his chest.
Meek turned the sword in his left hand into a blaster and shot the missiles, destroying them while deflecting the lasers with his other sword.
But then HighTecher looked at Roger who was still battling Wrench and scanned him.
"That vermin knows of the location of powerful Zords." said HighTecher.
He fired a wire at Roger, but then Meek cut the wire with his other katana, making HighTecher scream before Meek kicked him far away and turned to Roger.
"Roger, get out of here, you're to big a risk for these guys now." said Meek.
Roger became shocked and spoke the alien language before being interrupted by Meek as his headband was translating. "But but cousin-"
"Go, get to that location only you know with Anne, Axel and Ripper, hurry." said Meek.
Roger just stared at Meek and groaned before knocking Wrench away and ran off.
Axel, Ripper, and Anne noticed him running and went after him.
Wrench groaned in anger.
"Great, you'll pay for losing us the person who knows to much." said Wrench.
But then he was punched across the face by Amity with an Abomination gauntlet.
"You're not leaving here." said Amity.
The villains growled in anger.
With Roger's group; they were far away from the battle before stopping and panting from exhaustion.
"I can't believe I had to do that." the headband said as Roger spoke.
"What other choice did we have, you know the location of two Zords, if you had stayed and fought, it would have only been a matter of time until you were captured and forced to tell Sledge everything you know." said Anne.
"If it came down to it, I would have destroyed the headband on my head to keep from telling them everything in English." the headband said as Roger spoke.
"They still would have tried to translate what you're saying." said Anne.
Ripper who was sweating sighed.
"Whew, that was nuts. If this is what you guys do on a regular bases, I'd need to go to the gym more often." said Ripper.
"Said the fatso." the headband said as Roger spoke.
Ripper growled in anger as Axel was checking him out.
"Yikes, you got so sweaty after a battle with aliens?" Axel said before smirking, "That is so hot."
Ripper smiled before he and Axel started kissing each other non stop.
Roger and Anne were watching the whole thing in shock.
"The fuck?" Roger's headband said as the meerkat spoke.
"This seems familiar somehow." said Anne.
A thought bubble appeared over her head and in it former Total Drama contestants Geoff and Bridgette were kissing each other non stop before the bubble disappeared and Anne shivered.
Axel and Ripper pulled away looking at each other.
"I don't know what's more weird, the fact that we're actually a thing, or the fact that we became a thing in another country that started streaming Total Drama before the American's." said Axel.
"Neither, just that we're oddly perfect for each other and can't get enough of each other." said Ripper.
Axel smirked while looking at Ripper flirtatiously.
"Reow." said Axel.
She and Ripper moved closer to each other ready for another make out session, only to be interrupted by an airhorn sound that shocked the two.
The two turned to see Roger holding an airhorn which he then put in his jacket.
Ripper is mad.
"What's the big idea?" said Ripper.
"We got a temple with two Zords to find, and to make matters worse, Sledge now knows what we're looking for. We've got to get to those Zords before Sledge does and activate them." Roger's headband said as the meerkat spoke.
Ripper remembers and got serious.
"RoboCop is Right Axel, we should get serious!" He said.
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me." the headband said as Roger spoke.
Axel and Ripper looked at each other.
"One for the road?" said Axel.
"Hell yeah baby." said Ripper.
The two started kissing each other some more, leaving Anne and Roger bewildered.
"At this point, I preferred it when those two were at each other's throats back in the first season." said Anne.
"Me to." Roger's headband said as the meerkat spoke.
Ripper and Axel pulled away smiling.
"Te quiero." said Ripper.
Axel smiled.
"A man after my own heart." said Axel.
"If Amity can learn another language for her girlfriend, then I can to." said Ripper.
"Let's go." Roger's headband said as the meerkat spoke.
The four walked off.