Back with Meek's group; they were still battling HighTecher.
"Vivizords, rise." said Wrench.
Several Vivix got together and turned into four Vivizords which then roared in anger.
The others looked up in shock.
"Oh great, just what we need." said Amity.
"Don't worry. The Crystal Warrior Zord has an autopilot mode of it's own." Sonic said while pulling out the Crystal Warrior Zord crystal and held it out, "Crystal Warrior Zord, activate."
He tossed the crystal in the air and it broke apart, releasing the Zord which grew to giant size and landed on the ground.
"Okay Warrior, take care of all those Vivizords." said Sonic.
The Zord made it's warblades appear before it started battling the four Vivizords.
Sonic then kicked Wrench who had his head back over to Luz who then drew out a baseball bat and hit Wrench, sending him flying very far away.
Meanwhile in Retroville; Hugh Neutron was building a duck headed canoe before finishing it up.
"There we go, now this a perfect canoe for date night with the wife." said Hugh.
However Wrench came down and crashed into it destroying the canoe.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Hugh.
Back in the temple; Roger's group had arrived at a room that had a deep pit, and on the other side of it was a platform that had the same two Zords still obscured in the shadows.
The lights in the room came on, revealing the Zords perfectly, the fighter jet Zord had a phoenix head on it while the tank had some tortious like features on it.
Roger spoke alien.
"There we are, the Tortious Tank and the Phoenix Flyer Zords." the headband said.
"Is that what they are really called or did you name them yourself?" asked Ripper.
Roger glared at Ripper before knocking him down the pit as he screamed.
The girls became shocked while Axel glared at Roger.
"What's the big idea knocking Ripper down a chasm like that? I get that you have a strange way of doing things, but this is just low even for you. He may never return, he may be dead by now, he maybe-"Axel said as Roger looked at the time on his phone before holding his robotic hand out and grabbed Ripper's ankle as he fell from above the group, shocking Axel, "Surviving in a very bizzare way."
Ripper looked around and became confused.
"Hey, how'd I get here when I was just knocked down a bottomless pit?" said Ripper.
Roger spoke alien.
"The bottomless pit in this room actually loops back to the top of this room and back to the bottomless pit in a never ending cycle until the person falling endlessly gets sick." said Roger's headband.
"Couldn't you have just told us that like when you showed us with that death trap hallway?" said Anne.
Roger spoke alien.
"I would have, but some fat idiot assumed that I made up the names of the Zords we were looking for despite the fact that I was zapped with a huge fraction of knowledge of what all is in this temple." said the headband.
The others nodded.
"Fair enough." said Axel.
"But how're we supposed to get to the otherside of the pit?" said Ripper.
Roger dropped Ripper on the ground and climbed up a wall before turning his left hand into a cable attatched to a hook which he fired to the other end which then wrapped around a boulder before the meerkat fired a small bit of the cable on the wall he was on, sticking to it before his hand turned to normal and removed his leg and put it over the cable.
The meerkat spoke alien.
"I'll push one of you down the pit again, or we zipline this sucker." said the headband.
Everyone was impressed.
"Zipline." everyone else said.
Roger then went down the line before reaching the other side and landed on the ground and put his prosthetic leg back on.
"Looks like it's my turn." said Anne.
She pulled out a belt and put it on the line before going down it and reaching the other side.
Interview Gag
"I'm gonna be honest right now, that was the first time I went ziplining." said Anne, "It felt amazing."
End Interview Gag
Axel was preparing herself with a whole bunch of ziplining gear as Roger and Anne were watching from the other side.
"This girl is crazy prepared for everything." said Anne.
Roger nodded.
Axel then went down the zipline before Ripper jumped onto her legs, making her groan a bit.
"I'M AFRAID OF BEING ALONE!" yelled Ripper.
The line nearly went down but the two reached the other end and landed on the ground.
Roger spoke alien.
"I wonder if there's a painting of one of these two half naked like in the film Titanic." said Roger's headband.
The two teens glared at Roger.
"Can't you keep your thoughts to yourself properly?" said Axel.
Roger spoke alien.
"Well hopefully when this is all over I'll be back to speaking English once again." said the headband.
"Agreed." spoke Ripper.
The group noticed the Zords and approached them.
"They're so perfect." said Anne.
"The sooner we activate these things, the better." said Axel.
Roger noticed a control panel on a wall and pressed a button on it.
Then an alien voice started speaking the same alien language.
The group groaned in annoyance.
"Great, as soon as we arrive in this very room, we end up finding out that whatever alien race put this here never even bothered to instal a language filter to translate what they're saying for whoever arrives in here." said Ripper.
Roger spoke alien.
"That's such a hassle, what a bunch of asshole aliens. That's a lot coming from me since I'm an OC from the Sonic the Hedgehog video game series in which it was said that the original video games originally took place on a fictional planet called Mobius." Roger's headband said.
He then realized something before removing the headband on his head and removed a chip on it and opened up the same control panel before putting the chip in it as his robotic index finger turned into a welding torch and attatched the chip to the controls before closing the panel.
"Testing, testing. Can anyone understand me?" said the same voice from the headband.
Everyone nodded.
"Yes, yes we hear you." said Anne, "Our friend put a translating chip that was in his headband into this temple's control panel to translate what you're saying."
"Is it the one whose been speaking the langauge of my race when he first arrive in here?" said the voice.
"If you're referring to the Mobian meerkat with two prosthetics and the false eye, then that's the one." said Axel.
"Give me a minute." said the voice.
A door in the wall opened up and some type of taser emerged from it before tapping Roger and electrocuted him, making the meerkat scream in pain.
"FUCK!" Roger yelled in his regular language of English.
He groaned a bit.
"That's the second time today that's happened to me." said Roger.
Interview Gag
"At least he's speaking properly now. I was starting to get annoyed with that Pete Davidson voice he was stuck with." said Ripper.
End Interview Gag
Roger pulled out an ice pack from his jacket and put it on his head.
"Now that everyone in this room can speak English properly, it's time for you to learn the full history of the Tortious Tank and Phoenix Flyer Zords." the temple's AI said.
The room then went dark as everyone noticed before a bunch of stars appeared as well as some planet that was fairly similar to Cybertron appeared.
"Fifty thousand years ago; my people were a race of beings that were reknowned engineers and mechanics throughout the universe, though our inteligence wasn't exactly on par with the Galvan Azmuth who is the smartest being in eight galaxies." said the temple's AI.
"If he's so smart then why couldn't he keep his girlfriend from braking up with him?" asked Ripper and he covered himself noticed something. "What no ones gonna hit me for that remark?"
"He's actually the smartest being in five galaxies. But that's debatable." said Roger.
"Whatever." said the AI.
A throat clearing sound was heard as an alien race that seemed similar to a combination of Jury Rigg like aliens and Galvan's, but more human sized were building different kinds of machines.
"My race's creations were well known for being very powerful, but we only used out inventions for peaceful purposes." said the AI.
It then showed one of the aliens who was drawing things on different creations.
"As for me, hearing legends about the Morphin Masters and how they've created power sources for different groups of warriors called the Power Rangers, I decided to try and tap into the Morphing Grid and create my own Zords, the very things that you have seen when you arrived in this temple." the AI said as the blueprints revealed the schematics for the Tortious Tank and Phoenix Flyer Zords.
The same alien then looked at another set of blueprints for some type of Megazord that had the Tortious Tank Zord which now looked like the Transformers Animated version of Warpath's body, but with the turret in its right hand and the Phoenix Flyer's wings on it's back and the main body of the Phoenix Flyer Zord folded into a head similar to the Ninja Storm Megazord's head on top before it changed to the alien doing work on the two Zords.
"I had managed to finish completion of the two Zords when our planet was attacked by a race of war loving aliens." the AI said at the images changed to one of the planet being attacked by an armada of alien ships.
Lots of spaceships were leaving the planet but were destroyed upon contact.
"The very race that attacked us had come for our technology to use in universal conquest." said the AI.
The images changed to the same alien pushing some buttons on a keyboard and put a helmet on his head with some light energy going into the temple.
"Knowing that it was already to late for my race to survive this mass genocide, I transfered a huge fraction of my knowledge into this very temple which is actually a spaceship and activated it's cloaking device so that it can escape without being detected." said the AI.
The others became shocked.
"Wait, we've been standing in a perfectly camoflauged spaceship this whole?" said Axel.
"That is correct Axel." spoke The AI.
"And it knows who we are." said Anne.
"I scanned each and everyone of you when you entered." said the AI.
Everyone nodded.
"Checks out." said Roger.
The images changed to the alien doing more work on his computer before looking at a big red button which he was about to press.
"In my final act of heroism, I overloaded the planet's power core which not only destroyed my world and my entire race, but the entire race of alien invaders coming to steal our technology to keep it safe from enemy hands." said the AI.
The images changed to the planet exploding and destroying the invading alien fleet as the ship was flying away from the destruction before changing to the ship arriving on Earth.
"Eventually, this ship arrived on your planet and has remained hidden for many centuries until Roger somehow detected its presence and was temporarily given the location of it and the knowledge of my people's language before I made him speak his native tongue once again." said the AI.
Roger smiled.
"You know AI if you want I'm sure Roger can build you a robot body, that way you can help out." Suggested Ripper.
"Ripper that's actually a good idea." spoke Roger.
Roger was about to walk off but did some thinking.
"Wait, I think I've got a better idea." said Roger.
He put his robotic hand on the panel and started surging with electricity before zapping both Zords and removed his robotic hand from the control panel.
"I transfered this AI person into both Zords so that he can guide whoever is piloting them each." said Roger.
"Dibs on the Phoenix Flyer." said Ripper.
"And I call Dibs on the second Zord!" added Axel.
Roger and Anne became shocked.
"Seriously?" they asked.
"What, we came on this journey and I think it's fair we have a Zord to pilot." spoke Ripper. "Besides why should you guys have all the fun with Zord's?"
"He has a point." spoke Anne.
Roger clapped his hands.
"Well, we've got work to do to restore power to these two bad boys." said Roger.