A/N: Enjoy!

The Agreement:

Synopsis: Mercedes and Sam both tired of trying to date agree to a mutual sexual relationship but things began to get tricky when Sam needs her to pose as his fiance.

Mercedes Jones walked into the bar where she agreed to meet her best friend Sam Evans after work, when she spotted him he waved and she shot him a small smile. They had been best friends since they met on the bus in middle school, they had a mutual hatred for authority and rules and ended up being separated from everyone else.

"Hey MJ!" Sam said when she approached.

"I swear I am never, EVER listening to you again." She replied, sitting down and taking his beer before taking a long sip.

Sam chuckled. "What happened?" He asked, taking his beer back and signaling the bartender for two more.

"So I listened to you and was all suggestive then we had phone sex… never. doing. that. again."

"That bad?" He asked, trying to hide his amusement when she shot him an annoyed look.

"I had to block him. He was acting like we were in a relationship, what about you? How's it going with… Penny?"

Sam let out a sigh. "Yeah… I'd much rather not discuss that or her. I think I'm done dating which sucks because that means no sex."

"I mean there are toys." Mercedes teased and smiled when their drinks arrived. "Oh and porn."

Sam laughed. "Yeah but toys and porn don't replace the real thing and the real thing hasn't happened in a while." He admitted.

Mercedes smirked. "Little Sam suffering over there? I thought that was the whole reason you and Penny were together, you know no strings attached sex?"

"Have you ever met anyone that would be okay with no strings attached sex? That turns into some crazy over-possessed person?" He asked.

"Maybe you're not asking the right people, I personally know for a fact that I could handle it but I don't speak for all women because some of them got left real fast. I just want to have really good sex, a beer and then go about my business."

Sam nodded in agreement. "Maybe I should date people my own age… Penny was older than me but she was cool…ish."

Mercedes laughed. "Yeah we don't want you either." She teased and he threw a pretzel at her.

"I don't see anyone beating your door down right now."

"I wonder why that is? You go into my living room and there's a damn mural of you on my wall, also remind me to set your place on fire."

"You could easily paint over it." Sam replied, letting out a laugh. A few years ago he decided he wanted to pull the ultimate prank on Mercedes so when she was at work he painted a full sized image of himself half naked on her living room wall. She threatened to beat his ass for two hours but for some reason never painted over it.

"I don't have the time nor the patience to do that besides, there are some who aren't scared off by it so that's why I've yet to do it… separates the weak from the strong."

"I bet if I would have painted myself fully naked and true to size there would be more weak in your future. So in a way, you should say thank you."

Mercedes rolled her eyes. "All this talk Evans, yet you have no woman and have been using good old lefty to keep you company…" She teased and signaling for more beers.

"Hey you tease, but lefty." He held up his left hand. "Has never let me down. And it's not like your toys haven't been put through the wringer, last time I was at your place, your toys were crying for help."

"YOU BITCH! I knew it was you that took them!" She said, trying to hit him.

Sam laughed, dodging her hits. "I was doing you a favor, MJ! All that vibration isn't good for the body!" He laughed falling off the bar stool laughing as he dodged another one.

"Those vibrations are good for me and not all of them were vibrators, you could've at least left me one dildo! Stupid jerk!" She said kicking his leg.

Sam stood moving away from her. "Damn MJ, stop choosing violence! Not my fault you are addicted to that ten inch fake toy! Oh wait, I got something for you." He pulled out his phone and started playing "Good Vibrations" By Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

Mercedes damn near spit her drink out trying not to laugh. "You're such an asshole, probably why little Sammy's been dry for months now."

Sam's jaw fell as he cut his eyes at her. "Oh we going there?" Sam climbed up on the bar top and smiled. "THIS SONG GOES OUT TO MY BEST FRIEND MERCEDES! SHE LOVES THE VIBRATIONS YA'LL!" He yelled. "Come on feel the vibrations!" He teased singing down to her.

Mercedes smirked, she hated to admit it but this was amusing as hell to her but she refused to go down without a fight. "Okay, you asked for this." She said to him before walking over to the stage and grabbing the mic.

"Seems Sammy forgot that I'm that bitch, so this is for him." She said, smirking. "When I was young I never needed anyone and making love was just for fun…those days are gone… Living alone

I think of all the friends I've known but when I dial the telephone, nobody's home." She sang beautifully before an evil expression crossed her face.

"Sammy's alllllllll by himself! Nobody wants him and so he's alllll by himself!" She continued letting out a giggle when Sam frowned at her.

Sam watched her upset at first, this was war. Getting up he whispered in his friend's Mike ear and moved to the stage taking the second mic. "Okay enough of the slow sad songs. I got something for you MJ."

Sam moved behind her whispering in her ear. "Game on." The music started and he smiled. "Freak me baby." He said caressing her chin before turning to the crowd. "Let me lick you up and down til you say stop!" He moved in front of Mercedes, body rolling against her. "Let me play with your body, make you real hot." He ran his hand up and down her body. "Let me do all the things you want me to do. Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you."

Mercedes let out a chuckle. "That was cute." She said sarcastically before walking over to Mike and whispering a song to him before grabbing a chair and placing it in the center and pushing Sam onto it, right as the music for Body Party started to play.

She swayed her hips slowly lowering until she was on his lap before grinding against him. "My body is your party, 's invited but you, baby. I can do it slow now, tell me what you want." She sang looking at him seductively as she continued dancing on his lap.

"Baby, put your phone down, you should turn it off

'Cause tonight it's going down, tell your boys it's going down

We in the zone now, don't stop, ooh. You can't keep your hands off me, touch me right there, rock my body I can't keep my hands off you, your body is my party. I'm doing this little dance for you." She continued, shuttering slightly when she felt his hands on her hips.

Sam didn't know when the change happened, when it went from teasing and playing around to him getting so turned on. His hands moved up her curves as he stared at her. "Fuck it." He hissed, pulling her down to him and kissing her hungrily.

Mercedes was caught off guard when Sam kissed and he pulled away before quickly getting off of his lap and letting out a nervous laugh. "Show's over." She said then walked over to the bar and ordered something stronger than a beer this time.

Sam immediately went into self perseverance mode and smiled standing. "Glad you enjoyed the show, pervs! Next drink is not on me!" He joked heading over to Mercedes. "Guess I win, victory is sweet." He teased trying to hide just how much he wished he could kiss her again.

Mercedes downed her second shot trying to push away how much she actually enjoyed kissing Sam when she felt him nudge her shoulder.

"You owe me two shots." He said and she shot him a look.

"How?"

"Because you gave up, remember those are the rules who ever gives up first loses." He answered and she shook her head.

"We're not fifteen anymore, those rules don't apply."

"Uh uh that's not gonna fly, the rules applied last year when you won that stupid paintball game, then they apply here." Sam said, moving a strand of hair from her face to her ear.

"What was that though?" She asked. "We… you kissed me!"

Sam sighed, closing his eyes. "It was a mistake, is what it was. I wanted to win, I knew you would freak, end of story." He lied.

Mercedes looked at him before nodding. "Liar, you loved it." She teased.

Sam scoffed. "Not as much as you did. I heard you moaning MJ, you want me."

"HA! You're hearing things Evans." Mercedes said, sliding him a shot. "You couldn't handle me even if I threw it at you anyway."

Sam took his shot and laughed standing, he moved behind Mercedes, putting his hands on each side of her. Moving her hair to the other side of her neck, he brushed his lips over the side of her neck and up to her ear. "Mj I promise I could handle every single curve." He whispered.

Mercedes rolled her eyes. "Does that line ever work for you?" She asked, biting the inside of her lip.

"If it was a line, I bet it would, but it's a statement. Trust me MJ, your pink dildo, got nothing on me." He needed to stop, but he couldn't. For the first time she wasn't his best friend. She was a beautiful, sexy woman that he craved…The hell was wrong with him.

"You just want to use me cause little Sammy's sad and misses having fun."

"What if… we did friends with benefits? You want sex, I want sex neither of us want to be dating around and it's not like we don't know each other. I'm clean, you're clean." Sam said, turning her to face him.

Mercedes looked at him like he had lost his mind. "Wh-what? Sam, we're friends and…" She didn't have a legit reason to say no because she knew him well enough to know it would just be sex. "So we just start fucking and then what?"

"Then we have amazing sex and go about our business. You can still date, I'll still date but until we find someone we want to have sex with we can do it together. No harm, no foul." He reasoned.

Mercedes shook her head because she was considering it. "What about when we hang out with our friends?" She asked.

Sam smirked. "We can keep it between us, strictly sex and friendship. We won't impose on each other's dating lives. It's not a bad idea."

Mercedes took another shot. "What if we start dating someone?"

"Then we end it, go back to just being friends who only talk shit about stuff." He answered, taking a shot as well.

Mercedes bit her lip, looking up at him before nodding. "Okay if we do this, no weird shit and when I say it's over, it's over."

"Deal but I can't be held accountable when you get addicted to this white chocolate." He teased.

"Based on how you're acting and begging me to do this, I think I'm safe."

"Oh really?" He said before leaning in and kissing her deeply, he wrapped his arms around her, holding her until she moaned.

"Your place or mine?" She asked in between kisses.

"We'll start at yours."

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