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Santana and Blaine stared at Mercedes, standing in the room, covered by nothing but a sheet, and Sam covering himself with a pillow. But that wasn't the shocking part, what was shocking was the bow tie around Sam's neck and the veil still attached to Mercedes' hair.

"I can explain this!" Mercedes said as she grabbed one of Sam's buttoned down shirts and put it on, but in truth she was drawing a blank.

"Really because you look very confused." Blaine replied.

Santana moved closer before shaking her head. "You have hickies everywhere… and so does he, what happened last night?" She asked, covering her mouth to stifle her giggle.

"I uh…we…I don't…" Mercedes said, running her hand over her face.

"What is on your finger?" Blaine asked, staring at Mercedes.

"What!?" Mercedes looked at her left hand and noticed a half licked ring pop on her finger. She looked over at Sam, eyes widening as she looked at the night stand next to the bed.

Sam raised an eyebrow. "Why do you look sick? I mean I know sex with me wasn't on your list of things to do in Vegas but I am pretty sure I rocked your world."

Mercedes rolled her eyes as Sebastian walked into the room and shook his head. "Sooo it's true? You two?" He motioned sex with his fingers and followed Mercedes' gaze and moved to the bedside, grabbing something. "So good news and bad news…"

Everyone turned their attention to him as he cleared his throat. "The good news is you wouldn't be considered a slut for sleeping with Sam, which leads the bad news considering you had sex with your husband, Mrs. Evans."

Mercedes shook her head and Sam blinked a few times before they both looked at each other, the entire room fell silent as they stared at each other. Mercedes opened her mouth to say something but Sam's laughter forced her to stop and look at him confused.

"You guys are hilarious!" Sam said, shaking his head. "It's obviously a prank!"

Mercedes nodded before letting out a laugh. "Right.. Right, you guys are good!" She said joining in with Sam and laughing harder.

"So, should I show them the picture now… or later?" Sebastian asked the others.

"It's almost cute that they're both in denial… I mean it is our fault but we just wanted them to have sex." Blaine reasoned.

"Right, we didn't… we didn't know this would happen…" Santana agreed before Blaine and Sebastian both looked at her suspiciously.

"What did you do?" Blaine asked.

"N-nothing… I didn't sneak away and follow them or see them stumble into a chapel…" She said, shrugging.

"Wait what?" Mercedes said when she overheard her.

"Shit, I forgot she had bionic hearing…" Santana said, moving behind Blaine. "It was their idea to get you two drunk, I just set up everything…and, annd made sure the bar kept serving you but that was all!"

"You three better start explaining NOW!" Mercedes said, rubbing her temples. "You… you set me and Sam up?"

"No, no… we got you two drunk because we wanted y'all to have sex." Blaine explained.

"So me and Mercedes got drunk because of you three, you watched us go into a chapel drunk and now we're married?" Sam asked, slightly annoyed.

"See when you put it that way it sounds like we planned this…" Sebastian said and they both shot him evil looks.

"I have a girlfriend and now a wife!" Sam shouted and everyone looked at him confused.

"Since when do you have a girlfriend?" Mercedes asked.

"Well… I never said that me and Penny broke up."

"Oh great, my husband has a side bitch and my so-called friends set me up to sleep with my best friend by making me, a person who can not hold my liquor, get drunk." Mercedes said, shaking her head. "AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE I FUCKED SAID BEST FRIEND BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK!"

"I mean the sex was good…" Sam muttered and she rolled her eyes.

"You hear that? My husband said the sex was good! Any other bombs you'd like to drop on me?"

Santana poked her head around with a nervous smile. "There aren't any condom wrappers laying around… and based on what I heard there should be at least-"

"Seven." Blaine finished for her before the three of them took a step back away from Mercedes.

Mercedes let out laugh. "My husband FUCKED ME RAW! Well, seems your plan worked and now we have to play the waiting game because I might be pregnant! I mean have you forgotten that his parents had late in life kids? He's clearly fertile as hell!" Mercedes yelled before throwing herself onto the bed.

Sam looked at everyone before sighing. "Give us a minute." He said and they all walked out of the room.

"Cedie, maybe we should talk this out…"

Mercedes looked over at him and nodded. "We're married…."

"Yeah we are…and we had sex. Now that we are caught up, what are we gonna do about it? Because at this rate, what happens in Vegas is gonna follow us home…and that dig about me being fertile is cute considering your parents had four boys before they had you! So you are just as fertile as I am!"

"Great! Then I guess baby Samcedes is already dancing in my uterus huh!" She closed her eyes covering her face with her hands. "The worst part of all of this…is that sex was just…"

"Amazing…yeah Blaine wasn't wrong about us going at it. I am pretty sure I sobered up around round five and you did too, considering how long and hard you rode me. Drunk Mercedes would have fallen off my dick." He said, hoping to make her smile.

She turned towards him with a small smile. "Shut up!"

"What it's true!" He said, taking her hand. "Mercedes look, we can fix this okay? We can get an annulment and-"

"We can't get an annulment if we had sex and we had a lot of sex which means we consummated the marriage." She sighed.

"We could have more… sex." He teased.

"Sam! What good would that do?"

"We wouldn't be stressed and we would be sober in the beginning…" He answered with a playful smirk.

"Sex won't fix this, and you have a girlfriend…we are just.." She swallowed as he moved closer to her. "What are you doing?"

"I know you. I know when you want something and if you don't want me to keep going you will hit me." He said hovering over her before leaning in and brushing his lips along hers.

"Sam I…" He kissed her and she leaned into him. "This doesn't mean I am okay with the situation." She said pulling him on top of her. "I just get really horny in the mornings."

"Seems my wife and I have that in common." He replied leaning in kissing her softly. "It's not so bad you know… we can stop if it feels weird but I don't think it will." He added, kissing her again noting the soft moan she made.

"Sam…" She whimpered as he moved to her neck. She couldn't lie she always wondered what his lips would feel like against her but damn if she wasn't prepared for it.

Sam kissed the sensitive part of her neck, nudging her legs open before using his knee to brush against her slit making her moan and his dick twitched.

The door burst opened making them both jump before Sam groaned.

"YOU LEFT ME TO MARRY THAT BITCH AFTER TELLING ME SHE WASN'T AN ISSUE!"

"Penny, don't do this… it's not even like that." Sam said, shaking his head.

"Oh please! If I hadn't come in when I did she would've let you go to town! I can't believe you would do this after telling me you loved me and wanted to be with me and start a family!" Penny shouted and Mercedes looked at Sam confused.

"He said he wanted to start a family with you?" She asked.

"Yes, BITCH! You just couldn't wait to whore it up with him… when I saw those posts I knew you had gotten him drunk because why else would he ever choose you over me… I mean look at me, then look at you."

"Penny! That's enough, don't disrespect Mercedes like that." Sam said and Penny just rolled her eyes.

"Oh please, little miss frigid knows better than to think you would ever give her the time of day. I mean honestly, why would you want someone that gets dumped because she's too afraid to give it up!" Penny spat and Mercedes flinched at the words.

"You told her about Matt?" She asked looking at Sam who shook his head.

"No! I would never tell her about that or him… I know how hard that topic is for you."

"Then how else would she know?" Mercedes questioned. "Did you tell her I blamed myself for what happened to him afterwards too?"

"Mercedes, I swear I didn't-"

"It's a good thing we're getting divorced… you deserve each other. God, I can't believe you… even though he dumped me I still loved him before he… fuck you both!" She said storming out of the room.

Penny smiled and looked at Sam who was sporting a dark look. "Her ex, the one that dumped her, died in a wreck the next day and you just opened a wound that took forever to heal. Get the fuck out of here Penny and don't ever come near me or her again."

Penny looked bored. "Oh please, you know you want me, otherwise why post these?" She asked, showing him a picture of him and Mercedes kissing in front of a chapel. "You wanted me to see this and I did. Now I'm here to claim my man."

Sam rubbed his temples. "We didn't even know about these pictures and I am not nor will I ever be your man. Leave before I have Santana handle you." He said putting on his boxers trying to think of a way to fix this shit.

"No one is afraid of her."

"Good, cause I don't like beating scared bitches asses." Santana said and as soon as Penny turned around she punched dead in the face.

Santana looked at Sam, arms across her chest. "Speak. Now or you are next."

While Sam knew she meant well and could argue he just wanted help with Mercedes and Santana was the one to go to. "Penny saw the photos, flew out here, spat lies and now Mercedes hates me."

"Does she hate you or is she hurt? Because when I saw her she was crying."

"It was about Matt…Penny must have overheard us talking about it but didn't hear everything." Sam said defeated.

"She brought him up?" She asked pulling Penny up by her hair and looking at Sam for clarification.

"She just better be lucky I don't believe in hitting women." He said through gritted teeth.

"Lucky for you I do and will." Santana replied, slamming Penny's head on the floor several times. "Go check on her, I got this covered."

Sam nodded, not even sparing a whimpering Penny a second glance. He found her crying on the couch, being held by Sebastian. Sam moved to kneel in front of her.

"Merce, I promise you, I never…you're my best friend. You mean everything to me and now you are my wife. She is a liar, a bitch and I promise you, she means nothing to me."

"Sam, you told her you wanted a family with her, she knew about Matt and you invited her here…when we get home, I am filing for divorce but until I can get a flight out, stay the hell away from me."

She stood up and Sam tried to go after her, but Sebastian stopped him.

"Let her go, Sam."

Sam shook his head. "Never."

Man, fuck Penny!