It's a mess y'all!

"I don't sleep with my bosses." She whispered nipping at his earlobe before she stood straight up walking towards the door. "I'll get you a sub from the local shop down the street and a tea to calm those… urges." She added before leaving completely.

You like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend
Make him lose his mind every weekend
You take Wednesday, Thursday
Then just send him my way
Think I got it covered for the weekend

Sam just chuckled before starting his work load, he kept his door open enjoying watching her walk by and he even caught himself admiring the subtle way her ass swayed when she walked.

"Here you are Mr. Evan and there is a very lovely woman waiting for you to go to lunch." Mercedes said handing him the files he requested and few other things.

"I don't have anything planned for today." He said looking at her confused.

"I know, I figured it would be sweet to surprise your wife." She replied putting emphasis on the word wife before flashing him a sweet yet very seductive smile.

"You are trouble." Sam said leaning back in his seat smirking and she just shrugged right as his door opened.

"Bro! Oh hey Mercedes." Stevie said, smiling at Sam's new assistant.

"Mr. Evans." She said smiling back at Stevie before looking back at Sam. "I'll let your wife know you'll be out shortly." She added before walking out, patting Stevie on the shoulder playfully earning a look from Sam.

"Damn she's sexy." Stevie said once the door closed behind her. "Think I got a shot?"

"What the hell was that?" Sam asked, standing and grabbing his things.

"What was what?"

"That pat on the shoulder."

"Oh we had an interesting conversation when she came up to get those files." Stevie responded, narrowing his eyes at his brother then shooting him a sly smirk.

"Yeah… I'm actually thinking about asking her out for drinks tonight." Stevie said, trying to get a rise out of his brother.

"You know how I feel about you messing with my assistants." Sam said, shooting him a knowing look.

"It's just drinks dude, besides you know I have a little situation already."

"You always have a little something somewhere, don't ruin my damn assistant." Sam replied walking to the door and nodding him out before noticing Penny looking at Mercedes as she worked before catching his wife's eye and smiling at her.

"Hey sweetheart, your assistant here told me you wanted to take me to lunch. I'm not too early am I?" Penny asked, kissing him.

"No you're right on time. Ms. Jones you can also go ahead and go to lunch as well." Sam said looking at Mercedes who just raised an eyebrow before smiling and nodding.

"That's great! How about I treat you?" Stevie asked looking at Mercedes and Sam noticed her smile grow.

"Sure why not, just give me a few moments and I'll be ready." She replied looking at Sam noticing his jaw clench, making her smirk.

"Sounds good, I know a great place within walking distance." Stevie said, noticing the subtle exchange between his brother and Mercedes. Sam looked at his brother, narrowing his eyes at him before turning back to Penny and smiling.

"I'll see you in an hour, Ms. Jones." Sam said before grabbing Penny's hand walking them out towards the elevator.

Sam ended his lunch early with his wife and headed back to his office when he saw his brother and Mercedes sitting outside of the small bistro close to their office and based on the smiles on their faces they were having a great time. Sam rolled his eyes because he knew his brother was probably flirting with her and he knew he had no right to feel jealous but he was and he wasn't about to let them go any further than that first initial lunch.

"Wait so, you two are technically Irish twins?" Mercedes asked giggling.

"Yes! Our parents didn't wait long at all to jump back into and boom I was here." Stevie responded laughing as well.

"Wow! It's just me… my parents were done after me. Apparently I was a handful, my mom always said I had this old wild spirit that caused me to wreak havoc in the best of ways."

"I can see how that would be a good thing." Stevie said flirting, earning a smirk from Mercedes.

"You say that now, as I've gotten older… it's definitely gotten wilder." She teased.

"Mmm, I bet I could handle it." He teased back.

"Oh I'd hurt you." She countered biting her lip enjoying their flirtatious banter.

"I'd love to find out."

"Finding out about what?" Sam asked, making them both jump slightly. Stevie looked at his brother with a knowing look letting him know that he was majorly cock blocking him and Mercedes simply raised an amused eyebrow at him.

"Aren't you supposed to be spending time with your wife, Mr. Evans?" Mercedes asked, smirking.

"Yeah, where's Penny?" Stevie asked with slight humor in his voice.

"She needed to head home for something, what are we finding out?"

"Oh that… just my wilder side." Mercedes answered causally nodding the waiter over in the process.

"I promised to pay." Stevie said once the waiter came with the check.

"I can't let you pay for my lunch, it would imply that it was more than that." She said with a smile that made both Sam and Stevie groan, she chose to ignore it and paid for her meal before looking at them both.

"So if I had paid what would it have been?" Stevie asked paying his bill as well.

"I guess you're just going to have to try and find out." She answered with a wink before looking at Sam slowly batting her eyes at him.

"Then come to dinner with me." Stevie boldly stated earning a raised eyebrow from Mercedes and an annoyed huff from Sam before he shook his head.

"You won't be going anywhere with my assistant." Sam said and they both looked at him with amusement.

"And exactly why is that, Mr. Evans?" Mercedes asked trying to hold back a smirk before he leaned in close enough for her only to hear him.

"You know exactly why." Sam whispered. He shot a look to his brother before checking his watch then adjusting his tie. "I'll see you back at the office."

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Stevie asked after pulling Sam out of hearing reach of Mercedes.

"Nothing, I just don't need another one of my assistants falling down the Stevie rabbit hole again." Sam lied knowing it had nothing to do with Stevie and everything to do with Mercedes.

"You're acting like it's more than that, you completely cock-blocked me back there."

"I don't care, stay the hell away from her." Sam replied before walking away leaving Stevie standing there confused as to what just happened. He walked back over to a patiently waiting Mercedes and shot her sweet smile.

"Let me walk you back." Stevie said holding his hand out for her and she kindly accepted noticing the slightly annoyed expression on his face.

Mercedes walked back to her desk after Stevie walked her back to their office leaving her with a small smile and wink, she half expected Sam to be waiting there but to her surprise his door was closed. She had a few more things she needed to do so she started on them, after about an hour and half her curiosity got the best of her and she went over to his office and knocked. She waited for him to say anything but never heard anything, she chanced the knob and it was unlocked, she peeked her head inside noting the angry expression on his face.

"Mr. Evans?" She said moving fully inside.

"Ms. Jones."

"I finished the paper work that needed to be done and you have a few messages that need your attention." She said moving closer to his desk, smirking knowing she'd gotten under his skin.

"Thank you and you can leave for the day, we'll have a few long days coming up with this new contract." Sam replied looking at her with a partial smile.

"Okay I'll plan accordingly, do you need anything else before I leave?"

"Have a good evening Ms. Jones." He said with a nod and Mercedes just smiled before walking out and gathering her things right as she was about to leave she headed back to his office opening and closing the door behind her.

"Do you need something?" He asked nonchalantly to which she just looked at her watch waiting and when it hit five she placed her bag down and slowly began walking over to him.

"I don't sleep with my bosses, Sam. I thought you, being a well educated man, would have figured out the double meaning behind it but I guess I'll just have to show you." She said standing right in front of him before leaning down and capturing his lips in a deep kiss, she expected him to pull away because he seemed like the kind of man that liked the idea of cheating but wouldn't actually do it but to her surprise he kissed her back sliding his hands up her thighs groaning.

Sam moved his hands up her pencil skirt enjoying her soft skin and when she straddled him he knew he was gone. Her lips were as intoxicating as he thought they would be, her sweet perfume had been teasing him all day and her soft body was pressed against his making him wish they were anywhere but there because he wanted nothing more than to dive in between her thighs.

"You're not getting my cookie that fast Evans." She said removing his hands from underneath her skirt. "I will remain professional while I'm on the clock and I suggest you do the same."

"You're bossy." Sam quipped nipping at her lips fully turned on by her take charge attitude.

"You haven't seen bossy, baby." She said winking before moving off his lap and adjusting her skirt. She placed a final kiss on his lips before she walked out grabbing her bag on the way out leaving Sam there wanting to chase her.

End Flashback

I gotta say I'm in the mood for a little bit more of that
I mean I'm saying what kind of deal, just two days?
I need me at least 'bout four of them, more of them
More you on me, on us

Mercedes walked back into her room where Sam was patiently waiting with a devious smirk on his face.

"Why was she here?" Mercedes asked eyeing him with lustful eyes.

"She thinks I'm sleeping with you… crazy right?"

"Oh absolutely but I think you should really call your wife… she seems a little off." Mercedes said seriously.

"Off how?" Sam asked getting up quickly closing the gap between them and untying her robe letting it fall from body before wrapping his arms around her and kissing her deeply.

"Sam seriously, she's never showed up here before and it's not like the whole office doesn't know about this…"

"I thought we agreed we wouldn't talk about her." Sam said nipping at her neck earning a soft moan from Mercedes.

"We agreed on a lot of things years ago but we both know this is not just a weekend thing anymore." She said pulling away. "You know I want more and the only reason I've been acting this way is because I know you do too…"

"I do but I can't just-"

"No you can, you're choosing to stay for some reason and I'm sure it has to do with my inability to keep my legs closed to you but tonight was too close."

"Mercedes don't do this."

"Do what? Require you to do more than you do for your wife? I want to have kids Sam! I want…" She stopped because she knew she had fell too far to the man standing in front of her.

"What the fuck am I doing?" She asked herself shaking her head. "Maybe you should leave."

"I want those things too baby I just need some more time..."

"I love you and that was my mistake I know it but you have a wife and-"

"I have an arrangement, I don't have a wife."

"You fuck her don't you?" Mercedes asked looking at him like he'd lost his mind.

"Of course I do but -"

"You tell her you love her don't you?"

"Yes but-"

"I just told you I loved you and you didn't say it back. I'm a thrill but jokes on you because I'm not doing this anymore, I can't do it anymore!" Mercedes said, shocking him.

"Wait, Mercedes I do love you. I wouldn't be here if I didn't and I want babies and I want to stop doing this in secret. I want to take you publicly, shit I want to marry you and get us a damn dog. But Penny is my wife and you knew I was married when we started all of this, you want a baby? I can take this condom off right now and give you one right now hell I know you're ovulating right now."

"Get out." Mercedes said, stepping away from him and shaking her head.

"Mercy, don't do this."

"No I think I'm doing this, goodbye Sam and consider this my resignation as well." She said grabbing her robe and putting it back on before grabbing her phone and sending Anthony a text.

"Oh so you're just going to replace me with him now? I knew there was more going on between the both of you." Sam spat angrily.

"A married man can not tell a single woman what she can and can not do." She said back nonchalantly. "You can leave your key on the counter." She added, still looking at her phone.

"Fine." He said before quickly grabbing his things and getting changed. She didn't say anything nor did she watch him leave, she just waited until she heard her front door open then close before letting out a deep breath.

Well... i guess she said she not side chick material...? SHE SAID WIFE ME! HAHAHAHAAA