[S2] Nobody Likes You
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Simmons looked at the 2 Blues
Simmons: What the hell are you guys doing!?
Patterson: Hey Jon
Jonathan: Hi Luke!
Tucker stood up.
Tucker: Aw crap the Reds are here
Church: What? Guys, why didn't y'all say something? Hey. One of you guys turn me around. I still can't move my legs.
Grif: What were you doing down there?
Tucker: Nothing. What're you talking about?
Caboose: (From the back) We were just playing a game!
Jonathan: yeah! just toggling a stick up and down.
Cunningham: Pfffttt!
Church: Hey, you two. We'll handle this
Grif: What in the hell is going on at this base?
Doc: I told you these guys're weird.
Church: Whaddaya want, Reds? Get outta here or we'll start shootin' at ya!
Grif: Oh yeah? You care to make that threat to my face?
Church attempts to turn around but fails too miserably.
Church: Uhgh... no.
Grif: Yeah I didn't think so. Punk.
Simmons: Whoa whoa whoa, calm down guys. We didn't come here to fight. We just came to give back the prisoner, and the Green guy.
Nogla: Hi!
Cunningham: Huh? How the hell did you get there?
Tucker: Give him back? You can give us the green guy back but you can't give "him" back, you took him, a deal's a deal.
Nogla goes down to the blues.
Grif: Yeah, well forget it. We don't want him.
Church: Well, sorry, you can't have another prisoner. That was our last one.
Nogla: (Background) I have returned with great knowledge!
Grif: Hey, dude, what is your problem?
Simmons: Didn't your mama ever tell you it's impolite not to look at someone when you're talking to them?
Caboose: He's shy!
Jonathan: And nervous!
Nogla: And hard!
Church: (To the 3 idiots) Shut it you Three. (To the reds) Look, we don't want him back, and we don't care what you do with him. Now if you don't mind, we'd appreciate if you'd leave us alone. We're in the middle of somethin'... kinda private over here.
Grif: That's sad. He is shy, nervous, and hard.
Patterson: This is some weird ass sex joke.
Simmons: Fine, but don't come asking for him back later.
The 3 reds went back to their base while Grif and Doc being slower.
Tucker: We won't.
Grif: Last chance.
Church: Beat it, Reds!
Grif: Alright, we're goin', we're goin'!
Patterson: Bye Jon
Jonathan: Bye Luke
Simmons: Can't believe you guys were friends.
Grif, Doc, Patterson, and Simmons reassemble over a hill.
Grif: Man, I thought our team was obnoxious, but those guys are really rude.
Doc turns and starts toward Red Base.
Simmons: Whoa, wai- hey, whoa, where do you think you're goin'?
The purple doctor stops
Doc: Back to base with you guys. They don't want me over there...
Grif: Heh, yeah, I don't think so.
Patterson: Yeah, we don't want you too.
Doc: What? You're not just gonna leave me out here in the middle of nowhere... by myself?
Simmons: Yeah. That's kinda the general idea.
Doc: Not you too, right, Grif? Old buddy? Huh?
Grif: Sorry, it's pretty clear that you're not very popular around here, and if I'm gonna make any progress at all, I can't be directly associated with you. I'm sure you understand.
Doc: ...
Patterson: Sorry bud, bye.
[BLUES]
Church: What's going on? Are they there? Did they leave? Hey, somebody tell me what's happening!
Tucker: I don't know, I can't really see too clearly. I bet I could see better if I had that sniper rifle...
Church: Uh, Tucker, you might wanna look behind you.
Tucker looks back just to see Caboose with the sniper rifle
Tucker: Mother fucker!
Caboose: Uh, ooo Church, Church! Okay, I s-I see something... okay... uh the three red ones are walking away... uhhh... but the purple one is...
O'Malley: I think he's going to attack.
Nogla: Shoot em.
Cunningham: Wasn't that your "teammate?"
Nogla: Shoot em.
Church: Purple? Oh wait, the purple guy's that worthless medic.
Tucker: He's not gonna attack, he's a pussy fest.
Church: Pacifist.
Cunningham: How 'bout both? heh.
Tucker: Ahhh, whatever, let's tie him up and roll him through the teleporter.
Church: Wait a second, wait a second, think about this for a minute. Why would the Reds leave him out there by himself? This has to be some kind of trick.
Caboose: I'll bet they've used some kind of brain washing technique on him. They're, they're probably planning to have him do all their dirty plans... and also the schemes...
Jonathan: (Gasp) those sick minded bastards. We must stop their schemes at ALL COST! AND SAVE THE WORLD!
Nogla: Oh how horrible!
Tucker: That is ridiculous.
Caboose: Is it? Or is it so ridiculous.
Caboose aims the sniper rifle at Tucker, in which he immediately ducks.
Jonathan: it's the most ridiculously perfect idea that you never thought of?!
Tucker: No, just the regular kinda ridiculous. and keep your aim out of me!
Church: Well just keep your eye on him. We'll know it's a trick if he tries to get into our base.
Doc: (from afar) Hey, guys, uh, do you think I could come and hang out at your base for a while?
Caboose: I knew it! We're all gonna die!
O'Malley conversion aims the sniper rifle back at Tucker
O'Malley: Starting with you.
Tucker ducks back again.
Tucker: (to Caboose) I said stop that! (To Doc) Sorry, but we're kinda busy here. So go away... or something.
Doc: Normally I wouldn't impose, it's just that I don't know the neighborhood too well, and-
Cunningham: Fuck Off!
Church: Alright Cunningham, give- just give it to me. Listen, Doc, you're not fooling anybody with that innocent victim routine.
Doc: Hey, uh, I could help! I know more than just medicine! I'm trained in psychology too. Maybe I could help you with your problem facing people!
Church: Just... get outta here! And tell your buddies the Reds that their little "plan" failed.
Doc: ...Well this is just great. I can't believe I failed outta medical school for this.
Okay, now that the chapter is done, how'd you like it?
Alright time for some news. Next season is gonna be more different than the first and second[this] season.
Instead of being a Transcript copy and pasted from the wiki it's gonna be like a normal story writing. Not only because its kind of weird writing it like a transcript, but because I feel like its undemanding to me.