Reaper sighed and massaged her face in an unusually human fashion. Of course, an anomaly the scope of the Great Disaster could only attract the attention of a number of worlds. It hadn't even been limited to the closest worlds either. The singularity world had become a beacon that actively attracted travelers from other dimensions. Some were actively looking for this world for unsavory reasons. Other just stumbled on it. The White Rabbit had her hands full removing the worst elements to prevent an already delicate situation from even further deteriorating, leaving her with the duty to record and archive every cross-world interactions. Luckily, she could get an appropriate helper.
"Once again, I apologize for asking for your help. I have no doubt that you would rather indulge in your gift rather than fix yet another problem."
"Heh, don't mention it. This time, you let me prepare appropriately instead of barging in, and it's for an easy task. I mean watching several scenes again and again and just noting what I see will be slightly less stressful than dealing with people that would snuff out my life if I wasn't back by a goddess."
"You will still assist to spectacles that you will either regret not partaking in or make you question common sense."
"Sooo, in essence, nothing new?"
Reaper nodded negatively. "A full report is expected for notable cross-world interactions. Shorter notes will be accepted for unimportant ones. Coincidentally, the smaller ones all happened during Luka's adventure."
"Alright then… let's get started."
Record number one.
Three months before Luka (BL)
Astaroth was examining the Tartarus near the ruins of Rostrum under the moonlight. This peculiar gaping hole was an enigma. While all the other ones she had visited so far had established links to major past events, this one just… existed. The succubus frowned and repositioned her long red hair. The apoptosis had reportedly come out, razed the closest village, then got back in as if their job was complete. The possibility of seeing them come out again was still lingering. Fortunately, they were as weak as any monster on the Ilias Continent. They were no real threat.
I better not lose too much time here… Morrigan's already busy with maintaining that storm since that damn succubus queen went missing, Lilith is currently with the fifteenth and Mephisto to try to see how we can sway that slime queen, and I need to make sure the king of Sabasa gets out of the way to properly maximize the damage by his daughter when she gets turned in a succubus.
Sweet goddess, I wish I would be able to rampage like she will, but I'm not even allowed to get it on with her father. I'm already getting in the mood just thinking about that mountain of muscles… let's finish the scan, eat a little something and move one.
Several symbols appeared in the air around the hole and the village, illuminating the place with dancing red lights. The succubus didn't learn anything more than what she could already piece together and promptly stopped. There was no point wasting more precious energy. She sat on top of one of the ruined walls and grabbed herself a large sandwich she greatly enjoyed.
Mmmh… at least, the cooks at the castle are as good as they are back home. We'll have to make sure they're properly transferred. It would be a shame if they lost their skills.
As she finished her sandwich, Astaroth felt energy bristle in the air. She barely had the time to localize the source of the signature that she detected two human lives coming through as well. The first voice she heard was incredibly hoarse.
"Alright Morty… burps. Here's your dumb little fantasy world for your stupid adventure. Now don't ask me for more information about this stupid world, 'cause I have no idea what's its deal. For all I care, there's no actual, and I quote, epic quest to save it."
The voice that answered him could best be described as a stuttering teenager. "Oh jeeze Rick, I-I don't know. This place looks deserted. It looks abandoned." His voice was already grating the nerves of Astaroth. "T-there wasn't, you know, a world that looks happier? I-I mean, I imagined a fantasy story with taverns and dragons, and… and here it looks like it's filled with ghosts and curses and bad stuff."
Astaroth carefully peeked around the corner, concealed. An adolescent wearing a yellow shirt was arguing with an old man wearing a lab coat near a green portal. The latter took a swig from a bottle before spitting drool in every direction when he answered.
"Well, Morty. *Belches*. I can tell that this world has dragons and inns, so it's good enough. You're the one who wanted an epic adventure. Well, discovering why this village got razed *burps* is bound to make for an epic adventure. Start looking around and gimme a minute, grandpa Rick has *belches* shit to do." The old man took another makina. "Huh. There's some weird shit already messing with my stuff."
Astaroth let her senses run wild. The man named Rick had a strange makina in hand with the same glowing energy as the portal behind him. He had a visible god complex hiding extremely deep, personal insecurities. Meanwhile, Morty was just an insecure raging sack of hormones, and would barely need to see her to be bewitched.
Mmmh… I'm worried what kind of cross-world contact can start if I directly attack them. Let's start with some basic seduction first before bringing out the more violent spells. It's fortunate Morrigan wasn't the first to discover them.
As the boy was wandering through the streets, she revealed herself around a corner.
"Woaaaah…"
Astaroth giggled. Her target was already completely entranced by her breasts and was starting to stupidly drool.
"Say, boy, would you mind if I join you on your adventure? It's a bit boring around here, but I know about a lot of fun different places."
"Yes…"
"Good… oh, and your grandfather can come as well if he wants… I won't mind getting thoroughly acquainted with him as well."
She made sure her seductive tone left no ambiguity about her apparent attention. The boy was sweating with desire. She carefully deployed soothing pheromones around her to lower everyone's guards. Rick was so engrossed in his examination he didn't react when the duo approached him.
"Huuh… Rick?"
The man grimaced as if he heard someone fart. "Hmmm? What? I'm busy. Your bad waves are screwing with my scanner."
"Can we leave this village and really start the adventure? It's boring here. I want to see a fun different place."
Rick groaned. "Morty, believe me when I say that you don't want to stay here a second longer before OH SHIT!"
Rick prepared his portal gun. The succubus answered with a grin. His makina would quickly end in her grasp. Her eyes glowed. "Greetings, may I interest you in coming with me at our castle? I'm very interested in your makina…"
As he stumbled with his weapon, Astaroth dashed and grabbed the pistol from his hands before he could react. Now, she just had to teleport back to the castle…
"ARGH!" The moment she tried to teleport away, a shockwave paralyzed her. The succubus collapsed on the ground in a heap while the scientist grabbed his pistol back.
"Holy shit Rick! What the fuck was that?!"
"A defense mechanism that prevents the gun from being teleported any other way than through the portal it creates." He examined the gun. "God damn, stunning that bitch drained almost all the reserve… not that I think you're a bitch or anything, but I didn't see any planet where someone had their tits out and they weren't a bitch." He looked down on Astaroth who was glaring at him. She couldn't do anything except get enraged at her predicament. Then he exclaimed himself as if he had forgotten his original line of though. "Oh shit, we have to get out, Morty! This world is screwed! This world is completely fucking screwed! We have to leave now!"
"Oh jeeze, Rick, why?"
"Why?! You found a bitch that was gonna kill you, and you're asking why?!" To Astaroth's disgust, she could smell the alcohol-charged breath from Rick while the occasional spittle landed on her. He took another swig from his flask before continuing his explanation. "She's part of the p-people in this world that kill people by fucking them! She'd have fucking killed you, Morty! She'd have murderfucked you, Morty!"
"Aww, man…"
"And, and, and trust me, she's not half the worst thing around, Morty! *Belches*. There are things that will rape rape you out of existence simply for being here Morty!" Rick lifted Morty and shook him. "Or worse, they'll fucking lay out eggs in your ass and create an army, Morty! And trust me, it's bad, you don't want that! You- you're too young to be a dad, Morty!"
"Aww man, aww geeze…" Morty pointed at Astaroth. "Do you think that I can-"
Rick stomped his foot forward, surprising everyone. "Can you what, Morty?! Do you really want to fuck her while she's paralyzed, Morty?! You disgust me! Her pussy will kill you! And if she doesn't, then her sisters would!*Buuuuurps* And if they didn't, then I would fucking kill you Morty for thinking about raping that poor girl while she can't do anything! You're a piece of shit Morty! You're a god damn piece of shit! Y-you know what? For the pain, your fucking adventure is cancelled, I'll delete that memory from your mind, and you'll have to go to school until the end of the month! *Belches*"
A green glowing portal appeared.
"Aww man, aww geeze… wait, you can delete my memory?"
"Don't ask questions and come Morty or I'm going to tell your parents that you tried to fuck an unconscious girl! That's how you'll end on the sex offender list, Morty! And you don't want to end on that list, Morty! It's hell to leave, trust me on this one… And you won't be able to, because you'll be dead!"
The two of them disappeared. Barely a minute later, Astaroth felt a wave of energy reinvigorate her body while Morrigan landed near her, sword at the ready.
"Where the fuck are the morons that hurt my sisters?! I'm going to fucking make them regret ever existing!" She started checking around while Astaroth shook her limbs awake. "Come on, ya fuckwads! I promise I'll heal you after I warm my hands in your entrails, if only so that I can cut you up again!"
Astaroth shook her head. "They left, Morrigan… thank you for helping me, but they already left."
"Then I'll find them again! Nobody messes with my sis!" Morrigan started exploring through the ruins of the village. "I'm going to fucking grab them, and maybe I'll fuck them dead, and then…"
"Sister." Astaroth firmly but gently grabbed her junior by her shoulders and locked her eyes with her. "There is no one to catch. They escaped me. They made it clear they won't come back."
Morrigan bear her look for a minute before deflating. "Sorry sis… if only I had been faster."
"Don't blame yourself. I've been overconfident, I made a huge blunder, and I should have been able to deal with them without issue. You had your own mission that you fulfilled with brio so far, and you came here as soon as you felt that I was in distress. I'm already happy enough as is."
Morrigan smiled. "Thanks… by the way, what happened exactly?"
Astaroth sighed. "Some idiots teleported in and left a few minutes later. An old man and his grandson. And… you know what? Officially, nothing happened here. I spent too much time checking around because I was slightly paranoid after that incident when we arrived."
"Ah… you mean you spent so much time that I got worried and decided to check on you to see you lose time scanning?"
Astaroth beamed with pride. "That's the spirit! Now, I'm off to make sure the king of Sabasa has an unfortunate accident and his daughter's blood awakens."
"…I really can't do anything for you?"
Morrigan looked almost about to cry for being unable to help her sister.
"If you really want to, start working on finding a bunch of people that we can suck dry without a risk."
"You got it!"
Morrigan disappeared on a gust of wind, leaving Astaroth alone with her thoughts.
I really have to be more careful… this was not my most shining moment. Oh well, I have to move on. I can't have fun with the king of Sabasa, but Sara herself will need a little placating to avoid going on a sudden rampage. Someone will notice if the princess goes berserk just after a visitor leaves. She apparently has skills with other girls. Maybe it can be fun.
Before she left, she approached the spot where the portal was. There was still a slight shimmer affecting the air. Letting her curiosity get the better of her, Astaroth approached through it. She could hear the sound of roaring and fleshy tearing. The succubus used her magic to stabilize the picture, and she briefly saw a large number of monstrous beasts getting torn apart by Adramelech.
"Class 3 cross-world contact detected. Erasing in progress."
Then Adramelech looked in her direction as if she saw her. Astaroth instantly dispelled everything and took flight in the sky like a missile.
"Nope! Nope, nope, NOPE! NOT DEALING WITH THAT!"
Record end.
Timeline variation: Minimal. No intervention required.
"Okay, that was… something. I'm not sure what it was, but it was something. Why did it happen?" The secretary just shrugged the vision. "Maybe I'm not smart enough to understand."
"Stop overthinking. It will kill you one day."
"You're probably right. Let's move on… Wait, are you serious?"
Record number two.
WARNING: CONTACTS HAVE BEEN RECORDED IN TRUE HISTORY! DANGER OF CHAOSIZATION CRITICAL!
The very precise day Luka's adventure started
In her temple in Heaven, Ilias was currently absolutely fuming. This day was one of the most pivotal days of the plan of the Goddess of Light. It was the day of the year where she was supposed to descend on the world to give the new heroes her blessing so that monsters would be less interested in copulating with them, if only because she made sure their semen tasted atrocious. And this time, there was only one hero, but he was the keystone to everything. He was Luka, the biological descendant of Lucifina, the second seraph that she had personally created millennia ago and a warrior that had scared even the Six Ancestors back then. Even if his current skills were abysmal, she had no doubt that the crucible of adventure would forge him in a specimen able to slay the Monster Lord. He was different from the failures that had made for her other heroes those last centuries. He would be the proof that her heroes were able to kill the Monster Lord and re-ignite the faith in her. It was her plan, and there was no reason it could go wrong.
Except the Monster Lord had showed up when she descended. It shouldn't have been a problem, as her own body was immaterial and could only suffer damage from another holy source. She had barely thrown a condescending insult at the lamia without slowing down her descent, certain that the lamia wouldn't have been able to harm her anyway. The frustrated lamia had answered by charging with a war cry and punching her, which should have passed right through her…
…If Alice hadn't been holding Angel Halo at that precise moment. Somehow, the Monster Lord had brought the sole weapon able to harm her durably. The pain she felt the moment her enemy's hand connected to her own face had utterly stunned her, and the shock had been strong enough to send her spinning in the sky. She quickly counter-attacked with a divine bolt that threw the lamia down on the ground, but it was too late. The unthinkable had happened. Her magnificent, divine face had been bruised. There was no way that she could be seen like this, and certainly not by a mere ground-walker.
And so, Ilias returned to her temple as fast as she could and locked herself before one of her angels could see her. She grimaced when she looked at herself in the mirror. That ugly bruise would quickly disappear, but it was still too much to her taste. Even if she could quickly put her plans back on track by making Luka look more exceptional since he was now a unique case of an unblessed hero, her ego was hurt by the wound, and, to her horror, the growing idea that without her blessing, that monsters would feed on him. She wondered if the loss of his innocence would be worth the experience he would show once she'd get her hands on him…
Ilias heard the familiar voice of her lieutenant Eden from outside the room. "Divine Goddess? Are you alright?"
"Yes. I am fine, dear and loyal Eden. Everything is going according to plan, no matter what transpired down there."
"As you say, my liege. I just wish to inform you that this damnable Black Alice is currently spreading rumors of a misfortunate disfigurement on your person by the hand of the Monster Lord."
That bitch…
"It is only a rumor, Eden. I simply decided to change my plans according to the events to get a more satisfactory result. Please keep both her and Promestein at hand to make sure they don't spread their rumors."
"Eden shall fulfill your will, oh, Goddess Ilias."
As she looked back in the mirror, Ilias focused on calming herself. Her glamour couldn't stop her face from turning redder out of sheer rage at the situation. Her goal remained to make sure Luka proceeded with his adventure.
I have to check on him… then on that damn Monster Lord.
As Ilias summoned her observation orb, she felt a sudden surge of energy near Ilias Village. In fact, there were several ones just south of the settlement. The goddess moved on from her plan of checking on the hero to checking on this new anomaly. She growled. Her plan was already put in jeopardy by that oversized depraved blueberry, she really didn't need an additional problem rising. As the picture appeared in her orb, she saw that said anomalies had the shape of immobile energy vortices of roughly the same humanoid size.
This isn't quite magic, and certainly not natural… is it the result of Promestein's work? Or is it a ploy from one of Black Alice's lackeys?
"Eden, bring the both of them here. I have questions for them."
A minute later, her nubile feminine lieutenant entered, accompanied by a red-haired woman with a lab coat and a younger-looking blond girl wearing a blue and white frilly dress. Ilias barely tolerated their heretics because they were useful for their plans. When the scientist addressed her, Ilias gritted her teeth at her sarcastic tone.
"What is it, Great Goddess?"
Ilias pointed at the content of her orb. Promestein approached with an eyebrow raised, visibly fascinated by the phenomenon. Then the lightning disappeared to reveal a human male of adult age. While his appearance was as common as it could be, Ilias was surprised by his clothes made of an unusual blue fabric. The man quickly looked around before pumping his fist in the air.
"Yes! I'm on the Ilias Continent… now I only have to find that damn snake and kill her before I wake her up… and then, Ilias will be mine!"
The goddess was simply dumbfounded and shook her head negatively in denial. There was no way that she wanted anything with this idiot. And more importantly…
"Eden! Send angels to stop that man!"
"But don't you want the Monster Lord to die, great goddess?"
Promestein sneered. "Are you that daft? She wants her chosen hero to kill her so that she can take on his popularity. If a random person from another world do it then her plan to get the loyalty of everyone is done for."
Eden growled back at the impudent scientist that answered her when the question was destined at her Goddess. "You…"
"EDEN! SEND ANGELS ON THE FIELD! NOW!"
Eden bowed and hurriedly left. While Ilias was now nervously biting on her knuckles, Black Alice was visibly entertained by the scene.
"My, this is so entertaining, don't you agree?"
If she dies, you will be the next one you useless psychopath! Why is it happening now? Why couldn't it happen when I actually wanted a Monster Lord just dead?!
Luckily, the man had landed quite far from Alice and was not quite running in the right direction. She zoomed back and checked around to better gauge the situation. Each and every anomaly had indeed birthed a human male that had started to run around. Eventually, one of them met the first man. The both of them stopped, and even from there Ilias could feel their shock at seeing one another.
"…Who are you and what are you doing here?"
The first man awkwardly scratched his back. "I'm here because… I want to have sex with a Monster Girl."
"…Who?"
"It's… the harpy queen… and you?"
"Ah, I see…" the man smirked. "A bit in mommydom, heh? As far as I'm concerned, I'm after Al…ma Elma."
Ilias grimaced. The lie was obvious from here.
"Yeah… how about we find the hero together and help him on his adventure? We'll meet them that way and then…"
"Yeah… wait, won't that be a problem for the food and all that?"
"Naaah… I'm sure it will be fine."
Both men turned around as a commotion caught their attention. Ilias quickly moved on as well to see two different men argumenting, one looking disgusted.
"Ewwww? You're after Erubetie?! She's a murderous mess!"
"I'll change her and show her that there's good in humanity! And besides, you're going after Eden! Don't give me a lesson!"
"She needs more love than that sorry excuse of a Goddess can give her! I'll make sure she's saved from her death and survive with me for eternity!"
Eden was deathly pale at those words and repeated the same mantra. "My love is only for her light, my love is only for her light, my love is only for her light…"
Then the second man shoved back the first. The first answered with a surprisingly weak punch, and it quickly degenerated into a fight. However, given the poor fighting skills of its participants, it could more qualify as a drunken bar brawl. The scene repeated itself everywhere Ilias looked.
"Tamamo's the best girl you uncultured swine!"
"No, it's Black Alice! I'll accompany Luka and Alice and help them save her!"
"Get out of the way! I'll be the only one to accompany Alice!"
"Get away from her, you won't NTR Luka!"
"Battle Royale! There can be only one!"
As the situation was further worsening in a melee, Black Alice puffed her cheeks. Even the scene of chaos unwrapping in front of her was too pathetic for the Eighth Monster Lord. The only one who looked remotely involved was Promestein.
"Fascinating… somehow it looks like a large number of people have pierced through this dimension, and somehow joined at the precise moment the hero should have been baptized, and with an impressive proximity. Is this very moment a noteworthy singularity that can be exploited? There have been too many occurrences in a too short span to qualify as a coincidence. If I may, we need to get one of them and interrogate them about their world as well as the secret behind the technology that allowed them to come here."
"These are such rude people. I would never invite them in my tea party! They're just horny self-righteous little ants wanting to pretend they're actually good people!"
Ilias was blinking repeatedly in confusion. She didn't even notice that, on the other side of the village, Luka had found Alice and was now running toward the temple to get baptized. Even if she could descend, she was too stunned by the incredibly idiotic conflict happening to baptize him. Some of the men were now too wounded to continue and were starting to bleed out without anybody to care for them. Some monsters had even joined the fray after hearing the mess made, and most of those men were too weakened to fight them back. One man fleeing got stunned by a mandragora who caught him and brought him underground for her own personal fun. A pair of cupids deployed was staring at the fight in confusion, sometime imploringly looking up to ask for orders.
Ilias let everything happen, still dumbfounded. People were now tiring up, sometimes dying or dragged away by monsters (and, to her disgust, some of them looked fine with their predicament even as it was obvious the activity would be enough to kill them). After a while, only one remained standing among his peers. The man was bloodied, but he was standing tall, winner amongst this skirmish south of Ilias Village. He was breathing heavily, spat a tooth out and proudly proclaimed himself.
"I'll make sure this world gets on the right path of coexistence. Luka's just a candid boy whose head is full of sugar and rainbows. Hehe. I'm sure I'll be getting along fine with Alice as well."
Then he set up south, getting further away from the village. Promestein was leaning over the shoulder of Ilias.
"Do you want me to capture him?"
Ilias didn't answer at first. Visibly, that damn Monster Lord had decided to travel with the hero, certainly to corrupt him with her flesh. She didn't care. She could still make her plan work. She focused back on the man who was followed by two cupids. Even as he was visibly exhausted and wounded, he was trying to run in the wrong direction.
He's the proof that humanity needing my direction isn't just a metaphor.
He'll be easier to capture and bring back if he comes to the temple.
Ilias focused her magical power on him and mentally reached out to the man. The man jumped up in surprise and stumbled down a root. He fell head first on the hard ground, and a sinister crack echoed. Promestein gritted her teeth while Black Alice raised an eyebrow in confusion. The palm of Ilias met her own face. She checked on the hero and the Monster Lord again. They were now getting on the road, none the wiser about the large number of people that had died even as they wanted to join the duo. Eden returned a minute later, visibly concerned by the sorry state her goddess looked in.
"What should we do about them now, oh, light of lights?
Ilias felt a chuckle rise.
"Nothing."
She saw Promestein raise an eyebrow. "Nothing?"
"Nothing!" Ilias periodically chuckled. "Because there's nothing to do about them! This problem resolved itself. It didn't impact my plan. The local monsters have certainly already finished off the remainder, intentionally or not. They're just small fry compared to my great plan! Nobody even knows they're here."
Also I don't want you to look for a way to travel to a different world. To say nothing of finding it…
"As you wish… I will return to make sure my designs are ready in due time."
Promestein prepared to leave when an alarmed scream made her turn around. Ilias looked at the content of the orb to see that several of the local human inhabitants had stumbled on the grisly scene.
"In the name of the Goddess, what happened here? Why did all those people die? Is it because of a monster?"
"What kind of monster would be able to come so close? How would Ilias let them? Is it the sign that her blessing is ending?"
"Ilias would never let us down! …would she?"
Ilias slowly breathed in and out. She couldn't afford one of her last strongholds to lose faith in her for the moment.
"Get down here and clean that up."
Record end.
Timeline variation: Minimal thanks to repeated use of different types of memory-cleaning techniques.
"Aaand, with that I'm done. Let's get started on all the unremarkable ones." The secretary neatly organized a pile of papers. "The courageous, the unfortunate, the idiotic that won't get their name remembered by anyone but us…" he took the first orb and took a peek at the scene. "And sometimes it's for the best."
"Please refrain from inappropriately commenting on their deaths. Ilias being unable to properly evaluate those might be a blessing in disguise given her caustic commentaries."
"Maybe, but sometimes, you're just left wondering what was going on through their head when they met their demise. I mean, Luka has at least the excuse of being a young man whose hormones are still actively working while he's surrounded by otherworldly beauties. I can forgive those that were just unlucky, but then… there are people like THOSE!" He showed one of the last pages. "Like how did someone like that manage to even reach adulthood like that? Seriously, would you consider doing anything for them if it wasn't your duty? I know I wouldn't."
Reaper stared at the paper. The avatar of death was staring at the paper with her usual cold, composed attitude. She looked down and returned to her work.
"Consider my last comment rescinded."
Name: Unknown
Reason of arrival: direct, intended teleportation.
Knowledge of the world: High.
Last words: "Whyyyyhyhyhy am I going to die like thaaaat?"
Reason of death: Cholera caused by lack of basic hygiene.
Notes: Remains have been properly recovered and disposed of in Hades.
Personal notes: Somehow, some people expect that they won't suffer health issues if they suddenly abandon their modern comfort and end in a medieval world.
Name: Jacky
Reason of arrival: direct teleportation
Knowledge of the world: several close fantasy media.
Last words: "BITCH MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"
Reason of death: Twenty-seven arrow shots from an elf.
Notes: Remains have been properly recovered and disposed of in Hades. Individual was dead after the third shot.
Personal notes: I'm sure that one was a lady's man back home.
Name: xXx-Darthkiller-xXx (true name unknown.)
Reason of arrival: voluntary teleportation
Knowledge of the world: close fantasy media referred as "Skyrim"
Last words: "Lmao, I did your mom."
Reason of death: psychokinetic separation of every component of his body by Morrigan over a period of fifty-four hours. xXx-Darthkiller-xXx was kept alive during the whole process.
Notes: remains have been spread all over the southern sea during the trip. Only the skull has been recovered and properly disposed of in Hades.
Personal notes: Someone couldn't save-scum their persuasion fail. Also, even his teeth have been removed one by one. Yeowch.
Name: Kaerdron
Reason of arrival: stability loss of a teleportation field eight-thousand and five-hundred kilometers away. Individual was somehow the only person affected by the displacement.
Knowledge of world: Extremely high.
Last words: "Oh, fuck me!"
Reason of death: drained to death by an Elder Succubus happening to travel on Ilias Continent.
Notes: Remains have been properly recovered and disposed of in Hades.
Personal notes: I don't know if it qualifies as lucky as unlucky. And if it is a good or poor choice of words.
Name: Christian
Reason of arrival: Coordinate error.
Knowledge of world: Completely negative.
Last words: "OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT?"
Reason of death: cardiac arrest caused by excessive stress. Individual about to get caught by a Uranus angel.
Notes: Remains have been devoured by Uranus angel who failed to notice her prey was already dead. Uranus regurgitated the remains after developing symptoms inherent to food poisoning.
Personal notes: she really shows the monster in monster girl. And yes, I know that actually she's an angel. I wonder what Ilias was thinking with that one. Also, to be clear, I won't fetch the remains.
Name: Mark Ofhol
Reason of arrival: escape from original world
Knowledge of the world: Inexistant
Last words: "Come here, little girl… you're pretty cute. I will be gentle."
Reason of death: Hemorrhage provoked by multiple fractures caused by an assault from Tamamo.
Notes: Body has been thrown from the top of Yamatai Shrine Hill and landed on top of a sharp rock in the ocean. Remains have then been properly recovered and disposed of in Hades.
Personal notes: Do we actually have to revive that one?
Addendum: Individual has been revived and sighted again during the Land of Night incident. Individual has approached Vinum in a manner reminiscent of his encounter with Tamamo in spite of his memories being kept intact. Vinum's companion Myusca proceeded to unleash the creature "manticore" which proceeded to consume the man and reduce him to a gaseous form. Remains are insufficient for resurrection. What a shame.
Name: Proud Parent
Reason of arrival: Truck-kun.
Knowledge of the world: Extremely high
Last words: "puru~"
Reason of death: Dissolved by Slime Bess in Undine's spring.
Notes: Remains have been disposed of. Individual was reportedly trying to escape to rush to a slime girl named Lime.
Personnal notes: Alas Proud Parent, he wanted the cute slime and got the killer slime instead. Life is cruel…
Name: Magaki
Reason of arrival: Unclear.
Knowledge of the world: Extremely high
Last words: "Why did you give me a sword when it's useless against them you shitty goddess!"
Reason of death: Swarmed by Nightmares during the Land of Night incident.
Notes: Remains are impossible to recover. Individual was not killed, but is to be considered dead.
Personal notes: Most people would actually count that one as a win.
Name: Touch Fluffy Tail
Reason of arrival: Voluntary teleportation
Knowledge of the world: Very high
Last words: "Why did I get teleported to Hellgondo?! Every story starts in Luka's village!"
Reason of death: Eaten by a Kyoryuu.
Notes: Enough remains have somehow been recovered for proper disposal in Hades.
Personal notes: Only Luka's story starts in Iliasville. Everyone else's starts where they first arrive.
Name: Thomas
Reason of arrival: Heart decided to emulate its owner and procrastinated
Knowledge of the world: Yes.
Last words: "More please!"
Reason of death: Suffocated inside a giant pile of fox tails in kitsune villafe.
Notes: Remains have been properly recovered and disposed of in Hades. Presence of marks of muscle marks forming a smile present on the skull.
Personal notes: Perhaps there can be too much of a good thing.
Name: Jamie
Reason of arrival: Poor Driving
Knowledge of the world: Exceptional
Last words: "Godot was right all along."
Cause of death: Cut apart by Neris.
Notes: Remains have been properly recovered and disposed of in Hades. A purple wig was present among the possessions of the individual
Personal notes: The wig isn't even the right shade of purple.
Name: Whisky
Reason of arrival: spatial anomaly
Knowledge of the world: Extremely solid.
Last words: "God damn it."
Reason of death: gravity
Notes: Remains have been difficult to acquire due to their landing in the middle of the colosseum, interrupting the current fight between Alma Elma and Spider Princess. Several people have been traumatized with the blood splattered by the impact.
Personal notes: I didn't even know this could happen. I also want to point out the irony of people coming to the colosseum and get traumatized by blood.
Addendum: Ok, having a body explode near you isn't a pleasant experience. I got it. No repeat please.
Name: Larry
Reason of arrival: fell down the stairs
Knowledge of the world: Passing
Last words: *Drowning garbles*
Cause of death: Summoned underwater with no ball of guidance.
Notes: Remains have been properly recovered and disposed of in Hades. Kraken has displayed signs of PTSD after his appearance in her temple.
Personal notes: Somehow, being randomly teleported on the surface of a world which is half covered in water can land you in the middle of the ocean. Who knew? Also, Kraken now needs a therapist.
Name: Iguana
Reason of arrival: A very angry deer
Knowledge of the world: some
Last words: "Well c'mon then!"
Reason of death: blunt force trauma to the head from a succubus punch.
Notes: Analysis of the remains reveals that the fist went through the skull, pulverizing it.
Personal notes: Well, at least, he wasn't dryfished. Don't underestimate a succubus right hook.
Name: Jazz
Reason of arrival: drowning
Knowledge of the world: some
Last words: "Oh Jesus."
Reason of death: severe burns from lightening after talking about Christianity in San Ilia
Notes: Error in the Soul Return Network. No possible processing.
Personal notes: Somehow, a version of Ilias had enough energy to kill that man, even as she's either dead or a whole dimension away. I don't know if I should be scared or impressed. Probably both.
Name: Panda
Reason of arrival: Fell of a building
Knowledge of the world: Yes
Last words: *Incoherent screaming*
Reason of death: Fell of a harpy during sex in the air
Notes: Remains have been properly recovered and disposed of in Hades. Body was still affected by Rigor Mortis. Harpy is in shock.
Personal notes: Never try extreme sex when you're not ready. Also, we're going to need a full-time therapist at this rate.
Name: Cat
Reason of arrival: Shot, bled to death
Knowledge of the world: Probably not enough
Last words: "Oh, I'll be back again. Trust me on that."
Reason of death: Lynched outside of Iliasburg after "irreversible shenanigans"
Notes: Remains have been properly recovered and disposed of in Hades in spite of the deliberate damage inflicted by the crowd.
Personal notes: This guy was a maniac, thank the goddess he's gone.
Addendum: He's back
Addendum 2: He's dead again.
Addendum 3: He's back.
Addendum 4: The White Rabbit noticed him. He actually made her angry. I didn't know it was possible.
Addendum 5: He's dead for good. Holy shit, that was ugly. Not a shining moment for anyone involved. Better just do a mass memory removal for that one.
Name: Kirato
Reason of arrival: Controlled teleportation
Knowledge of the world: High
Last words: "How will I be able to hold against the Lilith Sisters if I fail now?! I'll… keep… going… no matter what!"
Reason of death: Heart failure when having sex with a Rabbit Girl after the second orgasm.
Notes: Kirato had a bmi of 35 (obese) and never had sex before. A sheep girl was also present at the scene. Both girls are in shock. And disgusted.
Personal notes: I'm surprised we only had one of those hikkikomori guys. For the therapist, I suggest Est Morn. Like her or not, she has the skills to sooth the heart of anyone.
"Aaaand, that was the last of those…" He sighed. "If you except the FORTY-FIVE idiots that died because they wanted to bang Alice or Ilias and had to be forcibly removed of existence by the White Rabbit or either of them! I guess they're ready to do anything to get to lay with the Monster Lord or that the perspective of divine angelussy got them acting unwise."
"Never repeat anything like that last sentence ever again."
"My apologies, but whoever thinks that trying to lay with a goddess an ego bigger than the planet bearing with her or someone whose title is Monster Lord when they know that said title requires a show of strength against the most powerful monsters around fully deserve what come to them and no sympathy for the result!"
"A surprisingly hostile reaction from your part… yet not totally undeserved."
"Let's get back on track… how do you want to proceed with them? We can record them individually, but asides from different variations of thought he could rely on Stockholm Syndrome to get biblically acquainted with a woman that would kill him fifty different ways in five seconds, there's not going to be much to tell. There's a bit of a recurrent pattern here. Everyone wants the best, think they're up to the test, and then they die like the rest."
Reaper solemnly nodded. "Unfortunately, I am not allowed to communicate with anyone as long as they're not in my domain. The White Rabbit also has her hands full with her work."
"Aaaand I guess this is why I'm actually here, isn't it?" The secretary passed his hands over his face. "If we combine my work with the White Rabbit skills, we can basically have a message appearing to any newcomer warning against doing precisely that. There's still the off chance that an idiot takes it as a challenge in a big-brain move, but it should incite the more reasonable ones to reconsider their move."
"Do it."
"Finally, I'll be able to get to this world and enjoy it! Wait… what's that message? A warning? Every single person that tried going for Alice or Ilias has died. Forcing interaction with them will lead to your demise, no matter what you attempt. If you did it for this sole purpose, turn back now or you WILL die."
"…"
"Oh, well. This doesn't concern me because I'm aiming for my real waifu, Alma Elma!"
"They said Alice. They didn't say BLACK Alice. I'm coming in!"
"Pfff… those idiots only died because they didn't know better. I'll bring the Goddess of Light the love she needs so much and show her the wrong of her mistakes, I'm not an idiot who just wants to fuck her."
"…Well. It didn't work. It didn't fucking work. Unless you need additional help, I'm going to take a drink. Those lasses have some serious liquor in their cabinet, and I don't think the standard snu-snu will make me forget that mess…"
"Bring me one bottle back as well."
"Okay… I suppose we'll need another one for that one last case as well, won't we?"
"…Yes."
With credits to my fellow authors for their contribution for the listing