At long last! Recess. The toons of ACME Looniversity have been doing an exam on the history of anvils. Class conducted by Wile E Coyote. Furrball was walking down the hallway when he saw Shirley sitting on a bench looking visibly stressed.
"Is something wrong?" Furrball asked.
Shirley took a deep breath and sighed. She didn't want to be rude to Furrball, especially since he was showing genuine concern for her while no one else talked to her.
"I'm just totally caught up on so much stress." Shirley explained. "Between Plucky and Fowlmouth trying to get with me and this darn exam, I've barely had time to think or some junk."
After Shirley's venting, Furrball sat next to her. Before Shirley could politely tell him that she would prefer to be left alone, Furrball started massaging her shoulders.
"F-Furrball?" Shirley inquired, showing visible joy and relief from the massage. "Like, what are you doing?"
"I'm relieving your stress." Furrball replied, as he continued massaging Shirley.
Furrball then moved down from massaging Shirley's shoulders to her back, which caused the female duck to enter even more joy.
"So, how do you feel now?" Furrball asked.
"Relieved." Shirley happily sighed as she began melting from the relief from Furrball's massage.
Shirley melted into a white puddle on the bench, much to Furrball's surprise. Furrball was just about to get off the bench, when he felt something/ someone kiss him on the cheek. He turned and it was Shirley's aura. Her aura fluttered her eyes at Furrball as Shirley herself reassembled back into her normal self.
"Shirley, your aura just kissed me." Furrball said.
"She won't be the only one to do so." Shirley replied, planting a kiss on Furrball's other cheek and then his nose. "Your massages are amazing. Why don't you see me after school, and I'll be able to properly thank you?"
Shirley winked at Furrball before levitating outside. For the rest of the day, Shirley was in a much better mood than she was earlier that day. So was Furrball. After school, Furrball was looking for Shirley when he found himself being levitated to behind ACME Looniversity. Behind there was Shirley, who took Furrball into her hands.
"Like, time to show my gratitude in a way Fowlmouth and Plucky couldn't even dream of getting from me." She said, looking at Furrball romantically. "Let's see how much I can kiss you, shall I?"
From behind Shirley came her aura.
"Oh yes." Shirley corrected. "My aura is joining in."
Needless to say, after five seconds of being smothered in kisses, Furrball was covered in kiss marks. He wondered what it felt like getting kissed by a duck, and how ducks kiss, and now he knows.
The next girl will be Fifi La Fume.