Who said he had one grandmother?

(Ozpin and Port)

Port yawned as he was feeling tired even after his nap. He was still stuck to the wall as Ozpin slowly worked the knives trying to take them out. His eyes feeling heavy as they were half closed and almost shutting on him. Luckily due to his eyebrows, he could sneak another nap without Ozpin knowing. He used that trick a lot when he was in a meeting that bores him. As he began nodding off Ozpin pulled the knives from his shoulders that were the last ones keeping him up.

He fell down landing on his ass right on the tailbone making him make a sound of pain as he groaned and rolled onto his side. He held his hands on his lower back slowly moving his legs as the pain was being dulled by his aura.

"You could have warned me." Port was mentally cursing the man who will soon be his boss. So he can't use his real thoughts or else it will come to bite him in the ass. Probably.

As he was lying there they both suddenly got a chill down their spine as the door was opened so fast that it slammed into the wall.

Standing there was an out of breath Goodwitch holding her riding crop tight in her hand. "Where. Is. He." Her voice not at all friendly as she looked seeing the two idiots that were watching Jaune NOT watching him.

"O-oh, Glynda! H-how are you?" Port said quickly getting up as Ozpin dropped the knife he had in his hand. It clattered to the floor as Glynda grabbed him by his collar and pulled him close as he saw the fire in her eyes.

"Playpen by the window in the living room." He said quicker than Oobleck who was currently having the worst pain of his life right at this moment in Mistral.

(Oobleck)

"Well did you see the game last night?" The doctor asked as Oobleck sat in the chair with a blanket over his lap.

"As a matter a fact I did."

(Back)

Glynda dropped the man as she quickly ran to the living room to check on Jaune only to see that he was gone. She went to the playpen moving toys and pillows to see where he went but nothing he was gone.

"Where is he!?" She yelled as the window near his playpen was wide open.

(A few minutes ago Jaune)

Jaune was enjoying the juice in his bottle. As he laid there with his plushies that were the two colors he liked. He especially liked the one that would hold a gray thing while he had a tag attached to him. Of course, he couldn't read yet in any way so it just looked like a bunch of gibberish to him. If he could read though he would see the tag reading 'Caboose' which was the one he liked because it would say funny things when he pushed on its chest. Then the gray thing he would hold would talk before making a funny noise.

He would usually toss them around and would hear them each say something he had no clue what it was, but it would make him laugh and happy. Suddenly there was a tapping sound that caught his attention. The noise continued until his head turned to the side and saw that there was a small black bird tapping on the glass if the window - stopping once he saw it. The black bird moved around hoping a bit as it looked at him with its red glowing eyes.

Jaune loved these animals as their bright colorful eyes would glow brightly. Then when he would wave his hands the black smoke around it would move entertaining him as he saw shapes and whatever his mind could think of. He pulled the empty bottle from his mouth dropping it as he looked at the black bird - seems to be hopping around keeping its eyes on him while he began rolling over and crawling closer to the window - climbing over plushies and pillows. He fell forward into a pile of plushies leaving his legs kicking in the air with his little socks on. He then fell more landing on his back and sitting right in front of the window as he looked up yelling happy excited noises as he looked at the bird.

As he was waving his hands the bird tapped its beak on the glass keeping his attention while something much larger was behind it. As the large beast came up behind the bird Jaune started yelling much more excited getting loud. Ozpin too busy with Port to free him while Port was whistling a small tune waiting to be free to check on Jaune as he was making loud cries of excitement. He looked at the window as a large white claw came close and slowly slip the tips of the white under and slowly lift the window up opening it making sure nothing broke. The claw lifted the glass all the way up until it let go and slowly moved its paw into the window and slowly grab Jaune by the back of his shirt making him lean forward as he was picked up and carried out through the window where he began cheering and mumbling sounds as he looked at the glowing red eyes that looked back at his blue ones.

He could feel himself sway a bit as he was being carried by the large Grimm who looked down at him with piercing eyes before sniffing his hair and face a bit making him giggle. Once it was finished sniffing him and getting his scent it moved plopping him in its other paw bally down as it pulled him close to its chest that didn't have bone armor so he wouldn't get hurt from hitting it. He only felt its soft black fur as it began walking through the garden as he could hear the bird chirping along with it before the Beowulf gave off a type of growl and the bird listened to it. Once the growls stopped it chirped back and flew off into the sky while the Grimm hopped over the large fence landing on the other side walking through the forest.

Jaune chewed on his fist as he was carried off by the Beowulf heading away from his home and into some random direction. If he was older and was smarter than just a baby he would realize what was happening as they kept walking getting very far for just a few minutes. As he was carried the Beowulf suddenly put him down growling as it ran off leaving him in a small patch of grass as he saw a wooden shack not understanding that the Grimm left him so not to cause a disturbance with the Huntsman there.

Jaune took his hand from his mouth and began crawling towards the home as he saw a something shiny near a shack. He kept crawling as he came near the shiny object seeing it was shaped like a circle. He reached for it grabbing the metal ring and looked at it as it was very shiny actually blinding him making him drop it as he rubbed his eyes.

"Ababa?" He heard as he rubbed his eyes before looking up to see another baby with hair at the top of their head standing straight up as they chewed on a plushie. Jaune looked back at the baby as it did the same to him with lilac eyes. He pulled the ring from his mouth speaking back.

"Badana." He said as she continued chewing until the sound of a door was opening and a voice heard. Jaune looked up to see a blond man with hair on his face walking out out the shed as he held a rag in his hands cleaning them

"I'm sorry sweetie daddy just had to fix the" The man stopped talking as he looked down seeing Jaune with the blond baby.

(Taiyang)

He looked down at his baby girl only to see a second blond baby with blue eyes sitting next to her. He looked back and forth between the two as they both had the same length hair, strangely pale white skin, and one had blue eyes while the other was lilac. He may have been a bit light headed at this moment due to accidentally huffing the gas in his shed as he was fixing something. Note to self, get a new cap for the jerry can.

So right now he may be a bit confused as he was looking at the two blond babies sitting near each other. He looked at his baby girl and saw her lilac eyes, then the other baby who had blue eyes similar to him. Then pale skin like Raven.

'I thought I had only one kid…' His thoughts were all over the place as he was still light headed from the fumes in his shed. If he wasn't so light headed he would realize that the second baby was not his but his confused mind was making it seem more and more like this baby was also his and he just ultimately forgot for a second.

"Let's...get inside you two." He reached down picking up Yang and the second blond baby. How could he forget his second kid's name? Who knew maybe after his head clears up.

"Up we go." He said picking up the other blond baby who was making random noises as he carried both of them inside so he could go make a call and make sure he wasn't crazy.

(Arc family)

June sat there three hours after they left from the landing pads. Everyone else was finally done with their puking and was just moaning and whimpering in pain as the passengers got over it. But she was busy thinking about her own mother who seemed a bit frustrated with her after her marriage to John.

She knew her mother was different and a bit of the...controlling type and would get a bit frustrated and mad when things didn't go right. She was a person with a very long temper and proper demeanor but she could get very ugly when upset.

"Mmm, hopefully, I can speak with her soon and show her Jaune and what he can do making her at least a bit happier." She had spoken with her about each child and she took interest with Jaune after a bit of development that runs on her mother's side of the family. She didn't have what her mother did but Jaune did so her mother became interested when she told her about it.

(Far away from any kingdom or settlements)

Her red eyes looked out the large glass window of her throne room watching as more of her creations spawned from the ground. The many different Grimm slowly crawling their way out from the black tar as the weak ones could not break free from the tar and slowly sank back in dying before another much stronger one break free and pull itself from the tar before wandering out away from here to kill. When would it arrive?

Her eyes looked up at the sky watching as the Nevermore and other Grimm flew around before leaving to kill more and attack attracted by negative emotions. She turned around as she saw her seeker slowly floating towards her as its multiple arms moved around underneath it. She listens to it and what had happened to it.

She looked back out as she summoned her most loyal follower who quickly arrived bowing before her on his hands and knees.

"Yes, my Goddess. How may I serve you today?" He kept his head down never looking up at her to disrespect her while his tail was laying down on the ground flat as he showed her the utmost respect.

"Tyrian," She said as he flinched from the tone as the thoughts ran through his mind of how he may have upset his goddess and how he may fix it.

"Y-yes, goddess." He stuttered slightly as he kept his eyes glued to the floor beneath him as he waited for his goddess command.

"I require you to retrieve something for me." She said making Tyrian relax as she had done nothing to anger his goddess. He has seen what has happened to people who dare even think of disobeying her or angering her. And he wishes never to do such a thing to his goddess for he is to serve her in whatever way she inquires him.

"Yes, what is it I will be retrieving for you?" He remained bowing before her as she listened to the seeker until she turned back at him.

"I need you to retrieve a child from the island called Patch." She watched as he seemed to be replaying her words in his head before slowly pushing himself up onto his knees as he looked at her with confusion.

"Please forgive me my Goddess, but did you say a c-child?"

"Yes, are you questioning me Tyrian?" His eyes widen before he quickly went back to bowing before her with his forehead touching the ground the ground. His braid hanging off the side as he began apologizing to her in fear.

"No, no, no! Forgive me my goddess I would never question you. I-I was just confused is all at your command! I was just ensuring you said you wished for me to collect a child for you."

"Unharmed."

"Yes, unharmed. That is all I was doing!" He said shaking slightly in fear as his tail slowly began rolling up as she turned her back to him. She slowly walked away leaving him there in his spot before stopping and turning her head a bit.

"Go and collect the child." Once she finished speaking she turned her head away from him and continued walking until she exited the room along with the seeker. As she disappeared from sight Tyrian slowly began getting up from the ground as he raised his head making sure his goddess was gone and he would no longer anger her. Once he was sure she was gone he got up onto his feet and began heading out to do her bidding.

"Worry not my goddess. I shall not fail you."

(Taiyang)

He walked around his kitchen with his fingers pinching the bridge of his nose as the scroll continued with its dial tone. He had tried before calling this number so this would be the seventh time he has tried calling it.

"Come on pick up, pick up, pick up." He mumbled as he peeked into his living room seeing that the two blonds were still there playing with toys. His daughter Yang was playing with her blocks stacking them and knocking them over before moving her hands over to the small cat looking toy piano thing and pressing random keys with her hands making it make cat sounds. Why did he buy that thing?

He then looked over at the other blond baby - that he found out was a boy after changing him. He was chewing on a baby book that he had about some caterpillar. His chubby hands gripping the sides of the plastic book while he chewed on the spine of the book.

Suddenly as he was watching he heard a rough voice slurring.

"Who is it…?"

"Taiyang."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Who?"

"Taiyang...I banged your sister." He said as there was a thump from the other end and glass breaking.

"Damn it there goes my drink. What do you want." He said sounding extremely hungover, not surprising him since he had been drinking since their second year back in Beacon.

"Look I'm a bit light headed after being in the shed and I suddenly have two kids, both blond. Did I have two?" He asked the man as the phone was silent.

"...You sure it's yours?"

"Well, he's got blond hair and blue eyes just like mine. And his skin is just as pale as Yang's so then that means he also came from Raven."

"Uh...shit...send me a pic and let me see," Qrow said as Tai took a pic and sent it to him getting silence from him.

"Ugh, my head is banging like a drum I can't even remember if he is yours. But damn he is pale just like my sis. Let me check some things when my head clears up and I will get back to you."

"Alright, Qrow." There was the dial tone as his brother in-law hung up. Suddenly he heard the sound of something big falling. He rushed around the corner and saw that the bookshelf he had - mostly empty - had fallen over and landed right where the babies were.

Tai yelled out before lifting the large wooden shelf up only to see books and toys under it. There were no blond babies until he looked up and saw the two near him but away from where the shelf was napping on the rug near the tv.

As he put it down and scratched his head he did not see the small black bird sitting near the top where the shelf could be pushed.

Here ya go people. Sorry I have been gone for a bit. I kinda fried myself with writing a 20+ thousand word story for a buddy of mine. I also have everything already to be typed up but it seems like I am just lazy and don't wanna do it even though I like reading your reviews and what you think of my stories. So I will be getting back into this especially with school coming back which will give me a lot of time to write up more stories when bored and can type them up once I get home.

So thank you all who have been here since the beginning and love how the story goes with random events and cute Jaune and anyone curious about the other story of mine. I have the thing all planned, but again just lazy and brain fried.

I hope to get back to writing like I used to and make my writing better giving you all entertainment to read.