YES, IT'S TRADITIONAL, BUT YOU'LL STILL FEEL INCREDIBLY STUPID WHEN AFTER YOU SHOOT SUPERMAN WITH ALL YOUR BULLETS, YOU THEN THROW YOUR EMPTY GUN AT HIS CHEST.
THE LAST GUY TO ASK THE BATMAN JUST HOW LONG HE SPENT SNEAKING AROUND THE BOSS'S LAIR TO FIND THE PERFECT SPOT TO CAST THAT OMINIOUSLY-LOOMING SHADOW NEVER FOUND ALL HIS TEETH AFTERWARDS.
LOOKING AT THEM IS FINE, BUT LEERING IS NOT, AND THEIR BOUNCING FACTOR ALSO EQUALS HOW HARD ANY 38D SUPERHEROINE CAN HIT YOU.
ASKING FOR AUTOGRAPHS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT IS REALLY, REALLY TACKY, EVEN IF YOU TELL THEM IT'S FOR YOUR MOM.
BE THE FIRST TO TAKE A POTTY BREAK AT THE MEREST HINT OF THE FOLLOWING: GREEN ENERGY, A TWANGING BOWSTRING, YOUR IDENTICAL DOUBLE, A RED STREAK, WHITE EYESLITS IN A BLACK COWL, AND A WHOOSHING SOUND.
THE TABLOIDS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN THE TRUTH, DESPITE THE GUY IN SHACKLES SWEARING HE NEVER EVEN MET HER AT THE WATCHTOWER BANQUET.
ANY THEME VILLAIN WHO PROVIDES YOU WITH A BALONEY SANDWICH AND A GLASS OF WATER FOR LUNCH WILL NEVER PAY UP ON YOUR SHARE OF THE LAST BANK JOB.
DON'T EVER ASK ANY OF THE TEEN TITANS IF THEY'VE STARTED SHAVING YET. FOR SOME ODD REASON, THE GIRLS ARE THE ONES WHO REALLY RESENT THAT QUESTION.
WHEN THE HEROES THREATEN TO BEAT YOU INTO A PULP IF YOU WON'T TALK, CONFESS TO EVERYTHING YOU'D DO WITH X-RAY VISION, A MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR FORTUNE, A MAGIC LASSO, INVISIBILITY, AND THEN ASK THEM THE LAST TIME THEY EVEN HAD A DATE, MUCH LESS GETTING LUCKY. THE RESULTING CONCUSSION WILL DAMN WELL BE WORTH IT.