Chapter 6: i'm so fucked.
Alright i've prepared everything I needed, vest check, mask check, arm and leg guards check, weapons and tools check, I just need to prepare myself, from what the show showed us it all happened at night, and i've been running around the uchiha compound, it was nothing obvious just looking up and around the area to see if I could spot an itachi who is being lit by the red of the moon, well it probably was a blood moon, but I also found a similar looking river that shisui fucking died at, and after walking around I found what I think is the open space where I presume shisui was attacked well I hope since I don't remember much from the show since its been so long since i've watched it, i'm Probably gonna die so i'll prepare what I can, though i'm strong but compared to a fucking ninja like danzo's root and obito himself i'm nothing but a bug, but a bug can still be annoying, but that's for another time because today is not the day.
[weeks later]
"Eat shit," nashi said as he punched naruto on the face along with dashing forward.
"You bastard," naruto said in angered due to nashi's new found style.
"Hahaha, try and catch me now!" Nashi said as he dashed back at naruto.
"Fuck you and your hit and run strategy, i'll catch you one of these days," naruto said as he took a horse riding stance and held his arms protectively over his head.
Nashi kept going at naruto with his newly found and favorite style of fighting, a simple hit and run strategy because of his boredom, and so for a few seconds that felt like minutes to naruto nashi kept throwing punches and kicks like there was no tomorrow at naruto who is holding on for dear life.
Nashi was whaling at naruto, though this did eat away at his stamina but it was manageable, the problem was that it was not the problem, but it was the fact that it felt like nashi was punching a dam rock, naruto has been training to take damage and wait for the perfect chance to strike back with double the force, and naruto was not dumb he is both fast and strong but he can gauge someone he fights, specially someone who he had fought over and over again, but the fun part about nashi's style is the fact that nashi knows multiple fighting styles, from boxing, taekwondo, judo, mauy tai, boxing, capoeira, and the various styles that nashi had found in his reading time, and nashi likes to mix them in his fighting style and changed stance's so in turn this fluctuated his power and speed confusing naruto, but this didn't change much since naruto was a master of change.
After a minute of whaling on naruto naruto countered, naruto practically dodged my punch by an inch, and with the loss of the person he always punched made him unbalanced and made him extend a little to much, and naruto took this and with that blunder naruto took it and launched a fully charged punch at nashi's face, but before it could land fully on his face his other hand was fast enough to block it, though this did lessen the pain but it was still painful to do so, because naruto is fucking strong so it left my right arm numb, and while being down an arm and tired from my constant whaling at naruto, naruto decided to bite back and rushed at nashi prepared to punch him for every punch nashi threw, nashi noticed this and stepped forward naruto tried to throw a jab at nashi but nashi deflected it to the right which made naruto unbalanced and made it easy to land a knee on the guy, though it did hurt him but it only looked like he was bit by a mosquito, so little damage, though that punch he launched at me still feels tingly and took strength from my legs but a fight is a fight.
"That all you got!!!" Naruto said as he took my knee and Instantly shoulder bashed me and push me to the ground.
"Suck it," I said as I laid my self on his back and held on as we landed on the ground.
"Let go," naruto grunted out as he was pinned from his current position.
"Fuck no, if I let go your gonna pound my face in the dirt," I said as I held on for dear life.
"You bet your ass I will," naruto said and tried to push himself and practically grind nashi on the ground.
"Oh its on," I said as I started punching naruto on the liver, though it almost looks like it does no damage but if you know naruto enough every punch made him wince, after that I stuck out the knuckle and punched him harder on the liver and that made him lose his air and slumped, and I wriggled out of his hold.
"Ughhhh, you fucking bitch, my back feels like its on fire," I said as I rubbed my heated back.
"You, ass, i'll fucking kick your ass," naruto said gasping at first then got his air back and stood back up.
"Well color me impress and call me bitch, your one tough sack of shit," I said as I was surprised at his quick recovery.
"Well I guess i'll make that real, BITCH!!!" Naruto said as he lunged at him with his wright fully cocked back.
"COME AT ME IF YOH CAN!!!" I matched his scream with my own as I positioned both of my hands out in front of me prepared to deflect and counter.
[somewhere on the side]
-dam, those two can really put up a fight, I mean seriously after body training I can barely move, but these two monsters can keep going after being dead tired, I mean 10 minutes ago they were panting and groaning on the ground from exhaustion an muscle pain, and then boom fight, seriously if anyone could do that there wouldn't be any war, just skirmishes with blades, like seriously it would be impossible to kill anyone if they were the same.- sasuke thought as he watched the two dumb asses beat the shit out of each other.
[back to the fight]
Naruto threw a flurry of punches and kicks, naruto's punches were strong and fast add that to his unpredictable nature and boom you got a wild storm of combos, from a quick leg sweep, that then extends with an uppercut, to a knee, over all it was hard to keep up with naruto since I need to focus on everything that naruto does, though its hard I can do it due to the radar thing I do with my chakra.
Every kick that naruto does is parried, dodged, and catched, every punch is easily dodged and kicked at the back of his knee making him drop, and as soon as he landed a knee got introduced to his face knocking his head back and causing a nose bleed, naruto recovered from this and punched at nashi's solar plexus, nashi managed to put both his hand's over his solar plexus but it didn't fully mitigate the force behind his punch, so aside from still having my air my hands are red from pain.
After that block I did a kick on his head above his ear rattling his brain and knocking him on the ground to which I instantly mounted him and began to whale on him, naruto getting his bearings back instantly covered his head and braced for impact, nashi just continued to punch and hammer on his head, but naruto waited and waited, he waited for the perfect time gritting his teeth until he then thrusted his hips pushing me and due to my exhaustion I had rested my weight on him and he took that chance.
As naruto pushed nashi off, nashi stumbled and tripped, naruto how ever got on his feet and tackled me on the ground.
"Its my turn now you fuck," naruto said as he then started to pummel me on the ground, making me think he was trying to make me one with the ground.
After taking like 2 punches nashi instantly decided to dodge the punches because they hurt to much, and then after a few punches here and there he then threw a punch under his chin, staggering him and pushed him off of me.
"Wanna, call, it, for to, day?" I said panting out of exhaustion.
"Fuck no, i'm gonna beat your ass," naruto said as he breathed as heavily as me.
"Alright, then, I surrender," I said.
"Fuck you," naruto said as we then dropped on the ground.
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"Soooo, what am I gonna do now?" Sasuke asked as he stood over me blocking some of the sun light.
"Oh, for, today, your fighting, naruto, and before, you talk shit, you need to, learn how to beat the fuck out of someone out out of your power range," I said to which he then stayed silent and waited.
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"Aim for joints, only punching his face and body will do nothing to him,"
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"Bro, naruto is heavier than you, you need more strength or leverage for what your trying to do,"
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"What the fuck are you doing, you and I know that naruto's punches are like fucking hammers, never block or catch unless it's a last resort,"
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"Use more kicks, your becoming more predictable, naruto can take advantage of that,"
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"Aim for the spots such as the liver or solar plexus, or the joints,"
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"Jesus christ, you really tried to headbutt naruto huh? Guess who's the idiot now, like seriously you and I know naruto has a head that is almost as hard as iron," nashi said looking down on sasuke.
"Shut up," sasuke said as he rolled on his side.
"You good naruto?" I asked.
"Shut the fuck up, and your coaching did nothing but fuck me up more," naruto said as he sat down.
"Well then, that's all for today," nashi said as he took his stuff and waved bye at sasuke and naruto.
"Bye!!!" naruto said with a wave.
"Alright!" Sasuke said.
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After arriving home I had my dinner, took a bath, rechecked my traps, and looked at the mirror, and there my face is shown, my face rounded and so was my chin, I had a sharp nose with my brown eyes and striking obsidian pupils that looked purple at certain lighting, my hair to be deep purple that bordered to black that used to be just around my neck now reached my shoulders, I had grown taller from when I started school, the shirts they handed me used to be loose and easy to move around, now it fits more and doesn't look like a child wearing his older brother shirts and more like I owned it.
Well after my checks to my self I walked back to my living room and went to step on a certain corner, a loose square of the wood lifted and after taking it, it showed a mask and behind it was a gray vest and black pants, beside them were a bundle of small balls that had some fuse along with some that didn't, on the other side there was a small pouch and inside there was a stack of shuriken and kunai along with three smoke bombs.
I looked outside and the moon was slowly rising and so as the last rays of the sun was about to go down and so I nodded to my self and put on my attire, the mask was blank, the gray vest came with a black t-shirt and along with it black shorts that went under my knees, and I had shin and arm guards, I placed my satchel behind me and beside it was my pellets, and under all of that there was a slightly longer tanto about 60 cm, the grip was about 15 cm and the rest was the blade, it was small but long enough to be a sword, I placed it behind me horizontally on my waist and prepared my self for today.
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-holllly shit, i'm so fucked, jesus christ I know I expected this and planned around all of this but its a lot harder when your on the situation, also hot dam do I love my bloodline limit, its practically useless when I use it but for stealth its perfect, because I don't leak chakra when its activated it doesn't let me leak out chakra but I still hate it for its failures, but thats probably on me cause I don't know how to use it.-
-but fuck my problems right now i'm Watching shisui talk with danzo and with my vantage point I can see the people that danzo used to take shisui's eye, I waited for them to chat a bit since I could hear them, but not all to well, when danzo moved and shisui placed him under a genjutsu I saw it then, a small bug that was flying to shisui from danzo's hand and before it could land I threw a kunai at it, pinning it down and making shisui jump back as he noticed the kunai had nearly hit his head and there was something attached to the kunai a small ball with a lit fuse, shisui ran as it exploded danzo was shot back but then faded from existence with in the smoke I could hear a buzzing sound then I heard him cough and wheeze from my bug spray bomb to make sure he didn't have any more bugs, as he was looking around I threw a light weight double with a shuriken attached to it to make sure I could hide, and it worked from the smoke and distraction no one knew where I was.
cough* "AFTER HIM" *cough* he screamed out as he saw a blur from the smoke and his teary eyes, and so a group of root rushed out.
Me on the other hand is shitting myself practically hiding in the corner and crouching for my life wearing a gas mask and praying to god that he gives me luck.
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I looked out and it was clear and no one was there, I looked left, right, then up, I hid back and used sonar to see if someone was hiding, and I saw nothing, gathering my shit I ran out and followed the ruffled branches and when I got there it was a clearing and they were fighting shisui, I saw danzo appear behind him and threw a kunai aimed for his temple, he dodged back and on his face it exploded, he cried and coughed as shisui dodged out of the way as the root all rushed in entering the chilly and pepper bomb, shisui threw an explosion tag inside and it exploded, there was an arm and a root member that came out burnt and missing chunks of his flesh.
The root was a man and an arm less, danzo and his goons looked around but saw nothing, they were trained shinobi but an enemy who doesn't leak chakra, and have training to hide and using the advantage of a small body it was simple to hide.
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"After him, keep him on the run, we still need itachi to make the plan complete, he will be next," danzo said as he rushed back to the village, with a danzo less on the fight, it was clear that shisui could now win and so I rushed towards the uchiha compound to help the people.
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Danzo arrived at the cliff edge where he attacked shisui, he walked to the left after a root agent rebandage him, a change of clothes, and healing, if your wondering how I could see this, there is a simple answer and that is focusing chakra on my eyes a simple action but a horrible one since this prompted the use of chakra and the look out for me was still on and to my luck there was someone where he was, he attacked me clearly.
-what the fuck?!?!?!?,- nashi thought out in panic as he caught a stab to his palm, it seems like a teen had attacked him, he had black hair and a mask with the kanji for fire.
The man didn't say anything but he attacked ruthlessly since after he stabbed me he instantly kicked me, launching me towards the ground, and I hit to many obstacles on my way down, small branches cut up my costume, larger branches bruised me, and i'll be honest with you jesus fucking christ I mean anime was over doing it but getting launched so hard to the ground that it creates smoke fucking hurts, but one thing I liked about this is the fact I was out of view and a quick transformation to mimic the appearance behind me to blend in, after that I throw a jacket to the side to which the man inspected it since it was to big and could easily hide me, and so I instantly attacked him, he looked back and blocked my little sword but one thing he couldn't block was the kunai I jammed in his throat, I thanked god that my little illusions worked, the man gasped but came out in a bloody gurgle and I slashed making the wound bigger and dropped him to the floor like a puppet with there strings cut though he still struggled and clutched on his throat but that stopped seconds later as he stopped, motionless I then began to count my lucky stars as it looks like the one who fought me was someone new and didn't have enough forethought to inform the surrounding people, but I couldn't let my guard down.
I gritted my teeth and made him face the sky, I completely took off his head and stabbed his heart, I double tapped him, after that I dragged his body far from where we had fought fully limping and grunting all the way and by the time I had looked up it looked like the moon was slowly rising from the edge of the mountain, and thought that the distance I made would be good enough at the very least I hoped, I then started a fire creating a square shape of crudely ripped apart wood and I cut and ripped the body I had into pieces and placed it in the center of the wood and started the fire, after that I added more wood and left, I wanted to save as much as I could from the uchiha clan, I didn't know when the slaughter happened but I knew it was when the moon was full and so I didn't want to risk it specially since today is a fucking full moon, the shit I was wearing is ripped and cut apart, the mask I was wearing had shattered or the string that was holding it was cut but I digress, and so I had nothing to hide my face but I didn't need it since i'll just be taking children if possible.
I had ran as fast as I could but when I got there, it was all normal, like it was just another day, I looked up and no itachi, I snooped around and no bodies were found, I stayed until midnight and nothing, I waited until morning and nothing, I fucking wasted my time and now i'm walking back home, it was early in the morning and the moon was going down and so Was I, heading home was peaceful and confusing, it was hazy and painful due to the adrenalin and shock, walking home was less of a walk and more of a stumble, but when the adrenaline was gone I had felt all the pain, I had ribs broken, arm bleeding, and probably more so before I could get home I passed out on the ground.
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[somewhere dark]
"Lord danzo, what do we do now, shisui is nowhere to be found and itachi said he will think about it," a woman said.
"Hmm, keep shisui out of the village, keep a vigilant eye out for him, and make sure to keep an eye on itachi," danzo said.
"As you wish," she said and suddenly disappeared.
And so danzo was alone and there was one thing he said to himself.
"This is all for konoha," he said, as he placed three tallies on his book under a section of casualties.
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-well fuck, i'm probably dead now, like seriously a wounded and bleeding child on the street is not something you see every day, and the fact that i'm quote on quote the demons companion, so either they kill me or I get trampled on either way i'm probably dead and my new life over…. But i'm still here though, I can still think, there is no bright light, and no God talking to me, so either he abandoned me or i'm still alive, also I just killed someone and took care of a dead body and double or triple maybe quadrupled tapped him since I sliced him up and ripped him apart then cooked him inside the flame to hopefully ashes, and plus I don't want to die yet, most of my clothing was ripped apart when I was kicked through the dam forest and when landing on the ground the small vest I was wearing actually got ripped off and my mask shattered from the force or probably got lost on my drop so yeah, so compared to what I originally looked like I just looked like a homeless child with tattered clothing with a kunai pouch and a pouch of pellets,- nashi blabbered to himself out of sheer boredom.
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Nashi gasped
-am I in a comma? Bruhhhhhhhh, if I am this would make sense, fuck will I timeskip to the future? Will all my efforts be for not, will it all be nothing?….. ok edge lord lets calm down for a minute, were not sure if I am or if i'm not in a comma so for now lets wait and focus on hearing.
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Fuck that i'm not waiting for ever, oh wait lets just browse around our memories for a bit,- nashi said as he focused on something and poof a second later he is laying down in a room of nothing but white, but there were two things in there, it was two doors, both of them had labels one said memories upon birth, and the other one said weaponry, I said fuck my memories i'm going to build my self a nuke and promptly entered the weapons.
Upon entering the room I instantly was greeted to a room full of office drawers, it was spacious and all of them were labeled but there was one thing in the room that was very eye catching, and that was a stand with a book on top of it along with a single light just beaming over it like some heavenly intervention type of shit.
I naturally went over to it being the most eye catching thing in the room, I looked at it and it was simply titled [Basics] I didn't know what the fuck it was so I just shrugged and opened it.
"Hello there nashi, I have done what you had wanted and documented every weapon used by humanity, but there were things I couldn't do, one of them were such as nukes and other advanced weapons, but everything is recorded from the moment they used stones to being able to sharpen sticks, up to the semi-automatic guns since the world of naruto were already able to develop gun powder and hunting rifles and automatic guns are just that with simple modifications, and i'm sure you already saw or read about this worlds history and that there were flint locks already, so I hope this helps," the book said and to which I was slightly disappointed from the lack of nukes and surprised that there were hunting rifles in this world.
"Ps there is a simulation system on how to build up a gun from parts so you could do it faster, though you must make the materials from scratch in the real world since I don't want to help you to much," the book added and all I could sa was bitch, but accepted it nonetheless.
Well I just accepted it and went on with my life, I first wanted to make something like a hunting rifle but then decided not to and went for something simple such as a revolver since all they were are a serious of levers that push each other, or in the old model a hammer and a pin to turn the barrel, and so I spent my time working on how to remake the revolver, from its basics to the automatic spin and shoot of modern day revolvers.
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As I continued to mess with my gun, I could hear some words, and I stopped so I could focusing on it, from what I could hear it was something like.
"… he… how… help…," I couldn't make out much words but it sound like a boy and he seems to be talking about something.
"Make… keep… safe… don't… trouble…," an older man started talking but I couldn't focus on much of his words.
I couldn't make out much or there words after that and trying to listen more just hurt my head so, I just went and focused on my current project and made started assembling it, like seriously there are to many parts I can understand the springs, bolts, and some thin plates that has hooks and some gears, I can understand the parts but there to dam small.
Well the old models are fucked, and looking at the new generation it looked more fucked since nothing changed except there smaller and very annoying to attach, the hammer, trigger, lock, springs, and stoppers are ok but what i'm having problems with was the auto roller to change the chamber so I could rapid fire, I could just fan the hammer since the hammer has something to push the barrel up to change the bullet, so the first gen was simple a little weird but better than the other generations.
So I fucked off from the other generations of revolvers, and went to the standard pistols the difference from the revolver is the fact that the magazine was simple just a spring and thin yet strong piece of metal it both holds and can release bullets, the chamber was simple and attached to the gun and behind it was a spring and is held together by the slide, the hammer was still the same but unlike the hammer the bullet was ejected from the change of bullet and is wasted but nothing I could about it, but the fun part is it was more simple, aside from the giant nail I need to aim for the primer nothing was new.
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My surroundings started to rumble then crumble and slowly but surely the items I was fiddling with slowly but surely began to pop out of existence, then my surroundings and soon after the floor began to crumble and I fell along with my chair, and as I fell with the debris as I fell nothing really appeared on my face, I had my legs crossed and I leaned on the chair, my hand was under my face as I continually thought of how I could possibly fit the small items in, until it hit me, why not use tools and as soon as I opened my eyes and lean forward.
When woke up and sprung up from the bed I was in, I looked around and it seemed like I was on the floor, by the looks of it I was sleeping on a traditional Japanese house with the tatami mats instead of the hard wood floor, I was sleeping on a futon instead of the risen wooden bed, I was surprised then it hit me, -did I die again?!?!?!? FUCKKKKKK!!!!! God dammit did I die and get isekaied to another world?-
Well no use to being worried about it as I began to get out of the bed, then I felt pain on my chest and looked down, it was fully bandaged out, looking at my right hand it was also bandages out, from the look of it it was freshly changed since there was no blood and all that, I clinched and stretched my hand out to see if It had any problems, after checking myself and knowing that all of my body bits was still there I then got up, it was very painful since I felt my ribs ached along with my spine but I still got up and slide the screen door, I entered the room and there was nothing but a coffee table with some pillows, walking In further I found a kitchen and from the looks of it was well maintained and clean.
I found this and walked my ass over to the door or at the very least what I thought would be the exit, and when I got there it just opened up to a straight hall that leads to wooden doors, I pegged it as the exit and when I got there it opened and I thought to my self, -huh, automatic doors in naruto,- then it hit me wait there is no such thing in naruto yet, so that means it's the people that took me in, and as the door opened up I could hear two voices over on the side, one was an older woman and the other one sounded familiar, almost like I heard it from somewhere before.
"Come on, please i'll leave before it gets night," the older woman sounded.
"I've heard that one before, when you say that I bet you mean until your family starts looking for you," the younger boy said practically chastising the older woman.
It was just behind the currently opening door, and in the middle of there chat they opened the door and I got an eye full of what they looked like, the younger boy looked to be around my age, he had red hair, golden brown eyes, along with that he had a shirt with blue sleeves and white torso, he had the average short shorts that almost every child wore, and he has the very usual sandals that everyone wore, and beside him an older girl probably around 10 or 12 years old, probably less but she was taller than us, she had light brown hair together with her eyes, she wore a long sleeved t shirt that had yellow and black that interchange vertically, she wore tight fitting pants that ended on her calf, and she wore normal looking shoes.
They had both looked at me after the doors had full opened one was in shock and there was surprised, but before anything could happen the red haired boy acted first.
"You shouldn't be up right now," the red haired boy said as he walked over towards me and put himself under my arm and helped me up from my slouching position.
"Who is he?" The girl asked surprised that someone else was in the house.
"Oh, I don't know either we found him on the street, he was unconscious and bleeding with a couple of fractures and 4 ribs cracked, and with it being to early we decided to cary him to our house and rest, but I didn't know he would get up around today," the red haired boy said as he dragged me to the living room.
"Are you alright? Am I moving to much?" He asked when he heard me grunt from the pain.
"Nah, ughh, i'm good, just a little hard to move and breath," I said as he gently put me around the living room table.
"You know we can just bring him to the hospital now," the girl said as she sat on one of the sides of the table.
"Nahh, that's not needed, i'll be ok after a little while, also how long have I been asleep," I said then asked them since I don't know how long I've slept for.
"Well since it's the afternoon and we found you early in the morning probably around 8 hours or so," the red haired boy said as he went to his refrigerator and placed in his groceries while removing some things from Inside.
"Man it feels like i've been out for days," I said as I grunted from moving my arm.
"Are you sure you don't want to go to the hospital," the girl said as she looked down meeting my eyes with a concerned and stern stare.
"Don't worry, this happens every time, and i'm practically used to it by now," I said and she stopped and sat back to her position.
"Well if you say so, hey shirou where is the remote controller, the cold princess is about to start," she screamed out and to which I froze, it wasn't because of her tone but her words, I thought it was only a coincidence that he looked like shirou but have the same name, I nearly fucking had a heart attack since they were no where near the dam story.
"Taiga, you were the last one to use it, you should know where it is," shirou said back, and now I was certain that this shit isn't just a coincidence and now I have multiple things running through my head, one was did I get isekaied again? Am I still in naruto? I don't know anything about fate aside from ubw, in so fucked I don't know what this world has to offer, god, if you can hear me, please don't tell me I got isekaied squared, because if so that would be super fucking stupid.
"Come on shirou, you know my memory isn't that good," she said with a pout but I couldn't see it because I was still brain storming.
Shirou sighed deeply for his age "Its in one of the drawers under the tv," he said as he walked towards the table with a tray on hand.
"Thank you," she said with a grin. "Hey you, do you have a favorite tv show?" She said as she got back on the floor and turned on the tv.
I sighed "I like the fragile crystal show," I said. "Also I have a name you know," I said.
"Well then tell us your name," she said as she took a rice cracker and started eating it.
"Its nashi, nashi urahara," I said as I then sat up to see what shirou had on the tray, it was tea and an assortment of snacks.
"I'm taiga fugimira, master of the wild blade and his older sister," she said smugly complete with pointing her nose in the air.
"I'm shirou emiya, i'm the own the house with my dad and she is my guardian when my dad is not home," he said.
"Nice to meet you two," I said while shaking there hands outwardly but I screamed in the back or my head hoping that I didn't get isekaied twice because if so I am officially the worst isekai character, well isekai track record anyway since I would be so bad at life that god had to do it twice.
"How are you doing by the way, when we found you, your hand had a cut and was bleeding, you had some cracked and fractured bones," he said surprised at how I could recover quickly.
"Ow its all from ninja training, my brother has monstrous strength and could easily break rock and bone with every punch," I said as I took a sip from his tea and I got to say thats some good grass.
"The other one has weapon training so blades and what not are very normal in our training," I said as I took a rice cracker.
"The only reason I was so damaged is because I pushed myself to much, cracks and fractures are from the logs that I couldn't dodge, my cut was a hasty block from a kunai that I prepared, and i'll never be doing it again since the results were not equal to the gains," I finished talking with a rice cracker.
"Waw so you're a ninja," shirou said said with a sparkle of admiration in his eye.
"Well not fully, since i'm still in the in the academy, i'll be there until i'm 12 since that's when genin, I guess that would be when we are considered as real ninja's," I said.
"But that still means your training to be a ninja," taiga said with a grin and a crack from her snapping her rice cracker.
"Well yeah I guess, but enough about me what about you two?" I said as I tried to change the subject.
"Well i'm taiga, I learned our families wild blade style, we have a business here, and we live in konoha," she said as she changed the channel of the tv.
"I'm shirou, this is my house, I live with my father, and I want to be a ninja and help the people," he said to which I gave him a raise of my eye brow. "Well from the stories the ninja's are always the hero, helping people and saving them," he said a little shy from my look.
"Well I guess that a way to see it," I said.
"Why do you say that?" Shirou asked.
"Well, the only thing I can say is that reality is far more, disappointing—-," I said to which shirou looked like he understood. "If you think about it, stories are like rivers, it has its calms, it has its raging tide, and it has life and nature, but just like water it can easily be changed near the ocean it becomes salty, become to stagnant it cant be drinkable, stories are straight but like water it can evaporate, changed, and manipulated, what i'm getting at is stories are written on ones view, the survivors or victorious, there would be a hero, but to the enemies they would be considered a monster, murderer, demon, slaughter hundreds or thousands to strengthen one's village and its people," I said to which shirou looked like he was robbed of something.
"But who said its all that," I said and to which shirou looked a little brighter at me. "What the shinobi fearis power, become strong enough to defeat them with out the needless shedding of blood, and defeat them a second time to which they would most likely become stronger for you, to a shinobi strength means a lot show them the difference in power in defeating them without death and they would think twice to come back, this would in turn save them and the people you had saved," I said to which shirou looked a little brighter than before, after so I asked my self, -is this how it feels like to keep a child's spirits up? If so its fucking hard-.
"By the way, how is your body?" Taiga asked.
"Well from the feel of it my ribs are ok now, my spine is fine, and my bones are fine, a little bit more of rest and I would be back to 100% power," I said after checking my self.
"Wow, is that a ninja thing? Do you have super regeneration?" Shirou asked.
"Well no, it's a chakra thing," I answered.
"Whats chakra?" Shirou asked.
"Well i'll simply answer it, chakra is a combination of yin and yang chakra, it is within every living being and a specific few can learn or naturally use it," I said.
"So does this mean I can learn it," he asked.
"Well of course since I learned it to," I said.
"Can you teach me?" He asked.
"Why," I asked.
"If I can learn how to use chakra I can be one step closer to become a hero," he said.
"Ok but you need to be stronger first, since chakra needs you to be strong, a strong body leads to more chakra development," I said.
"Then will you help me?" He asked.
"I don't know, you might need some conformation so that I don't get hunted," I said.
"I'll ask dad when he returns, but will you come and visit at times," he asked.
"Sure, i'll come back once a week or something," I said.
"Ok, well i'll prepare lunch now," he said as he stood up and walked to the kitchen.
After shirou said that, he entered the kitchen and started grabbing and picking up things, soon after a chopping sound could be heard, I ignored it and turned to watch the tv, from the looks of it the show was something like a combination of frozen, ninja, and shonin, it looked comedic but still interesting, but one after spacing out and looking at the tv a unexpected thing happened, the chopping sound from the background brought up unpleasant memories, I remembered the guy I har chopped up and burnt last night, it was a strange feeling, it wasn't guilt but more like disgust not at my actions but at my self, I don't know what or how to deal with this and just let it flow from my body, emotions are strange.
Time passed for hours and hours, I ate and interacted with shirou and taiga, nothing much had changed from my side, I enquired some information of them and there I learned that shirou practically had the same history, his parent adoptive parent is kiritsugu, change fuyuki fire for the 9 tails attack, though I don't know why kiritsugu adopted shirou in this story since he didn't cause the fire, my best guess is the inability to stop the attack and took it as his failure, so I didn't know shit, but taiga is far more different from what I know, she is still energetic and joyful, but that is all towards shirou, when she interacts with me its slightly different, she is still the same but with in all that there is a deep rooted caution, I don't know about how or why but I ignored it and she seems to be starting to warm up to me, also I don't know about what the fuck this wild blade is, I know she was a practitioner of kendo and was practically feared for her skills or the shinai, I don't remember much but I know she was a mafia leader's daughter and shirou's guardian but that's where it ends.
Asking more I didn't get much, aside from shirou saying his dad is a ninja, to which I translated hired gun, but I questioned what his weapon would be now, because before he was a gun master using a volley of bullets to maximize the damage of his origin round that was shot from a Thomson contender, a one bullet gun that packs enough power to rival a canon or pack enough punch to rip a hole on thick steel, but in a world like this where there is no automatic guns I wonder what weapon he uses, and I wonder if his origin rounds work different now, is it a bloodline? A seal? Or something like a mix or both, but I digress and just sat down boredly and emptily stared at the tv while taking bites out of the snack that shirou gave us, I spent about another hour in the house then decided to go home.
"Well i'm going home now," I said as When I looked outside and saw that it was slowly becoming night time.
"Are you sure? Are you ok now?" Shirou said as he saw me stand up.
"I'm all good, don't worry about me i'll come visit from time to time," I said as I began to walk over to the door. "Wait hold the phone, ughh do you know where my clothes and items are?" I asked
"Oh uh, they were beside you where we laid you down," shirou said, nashi nodded and walked my ass over to where they had laid me to sleep, after entering there I started rummaging around the room, I found my pouches and my tricky items, I then began to check my items, big ass hoodie enough to hide my body and perfect distraction check, my food aka snacks check, kunai and shuriken check, explosion tag and smoke pellets check, though i'm missing some items here, I couldn't find and after a few minutes I couldn't find it.
"Hey shirou do you know where my balls are," I said out loud in the living/kitchen area, and I heard someone spit there drink then coughing.
"What do you mean," he said wondering what I meant.
"It was a sack on my right thigh, it held little colored balls, do you know where it is?" I said.
"Oh that, my dad said they might have been to dangerous if you had woken up and tried to fight, so we separated it from you," and shirou pulled a small ladder stool and grabbed something on top of the refrigerator, he walked to me and showed it to me, it was my small pouch that I used for my special bombs.
"Thanks, also there not dangerous just slightly damaging," I said as I took it and tied it to my belt.
"How so," shirou asked.
"Well for you see, this thing actually has different things inside of it, its practically a modified smoke bomb to make it short, and the only difference is that instead gun powder, magnesium rocks and some nitric powder its something else, it has the usual such as gun powder, rocks and nitric powder but that's where the similarities end, the black one has black pepper, red ones has chilly pepper, and the blue ones are just flash bangs, it has more magnesium with it than the others so yeah," I said to which answered shirou's question.
"Wow is that part of ninja training?" He asked.
"Nah, these are projects from me and my brother, well I best be off now, by shirou, bye taiga," I said with a bow as soon as I reached the door and left.
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"Do you think he will really come back," taiga asked.
"Well I don't know taiga, but since he said it i'll keep my hopes up," shirou said after a few seconds of silence.
"You know kiritsugu will not agree with you doing this right?" Taiga said worried for shirou.
"I know that, but still I wish to become like him someday, and if not by his hands i'll ask someone my age," he said determined to become like his father not knowing the repercussions his choices would make.
"Well then, will see," taiga said.
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-alright round two bitch, lets see if it's happening tonight,- nashi thought to himself as he went to the uchiha compound with nothing but a piece of cloth wrapped around his head that covered everything except his eyes.
-after my late night expedition last time I noticed nothing happened and it was the same as today, though there is something different and that is the fact that my body isn't broken, I have no cracked ribs, no wound that is taking my energy, so over all i'm far better than before, and just as I though nothing had happened today,- and so After waiting until I could see rays of yellow, I then decided to take this as my cue to go home, today was the start of summer break and so I didn't need to go to school or something.
-man this is fucking stupid, I shouldn't have watched those clips since they were either one minute or didn't even give me any dates, though I did know that January first would be when everything starts, but seriously how the fuck am I going to sleep well now, there's a shisui running around out there, a uchiha massacre to which I don't know when it starts,- I thought to my self as I erratically scratched my head and which made me look like an insane person in the middle of the street, but luckily no one was out there so early in the morning.
[minutes later]
Nashi arrived home, yay, and as usual nashi carefully opened his door and inspected the traps in my house along with using radar in my house to make sure nothing or no one was inside my house, inspecting more I noticed that nothing had changed, aside from the slightly unused feeling it gave since I tend to clean what I use and make sure everything was where I wanted it to be, to which in turn made my house look like it was unused aside from the moistness of the sink, the drops of water in the bath, Nashi took in his house with a deep breath, I then just crawled my ass into my bed with a floop, soon after he then fell into a deep sleep.
[naruto pov]
Naruto woke up early in the morning, and looking outside he saw that the sun is half way up in the sky, stretching his hands and legs on the bed he lazily crawled out of the bed, standing up he began to walk at the hole he had created in the wall and entered his living room, his living room has the sign of naruto written all over it since it was all a mess, his couch was broken and ripped apart, aside from that nothing was changed since from his living room there was a small dining table that was in front of his kitchen.
He scanned his surroundings then after noticing nothing had changed or his traps weren't activated, after a few seconds he walked towards his refrigerator, opening it he was greeted with a view of perfectly wrapped vegetables, meat, cheese, and greens, he squinted and and crouched down to the bottom shelf of the refrigerator and smiled, at the bottom was his favorite, pork miso ramen, taking it out he took the wrapper of of it then proceeded to place two wooden chopsticks on top of the lid, went to his stove and took the kettle, after taking the kettle he walked to the sink and scooped up some water then began to boil it, leaving the kettle to heat up he opened the lid of his ramen and proceeded to rip the packets and shake it in the little container, putting back the chopsticks to close the lid he then entered his bedroom via the broken wall he had and took some clothes along with a towel and a clothes basket, walking out he placed his change of clothes on the table and the basket on the side, after finishing his little preparations he took his time on checking his traps and made sure that they still work, after checking or until the kettle began to whistle.
He then took the piping hot water and poured it in the opening on top of the cup container or the ramen then sealed it with the chopsticks, after that he took his basket and clothes in the bathroom he sectioned off his clothes by color and then shoved it inside his washing machine that nashi had taught him how to use, because if he didn't nashi would nag his ears off nashi didn't want him to live like a dam bum and so did some daily check up in his house and if it wasn't at the very least moderate he would nag his ear off, and so after like a month of so naruto got into the habit of washing his clothes every week or so.
Naruto took a bath and dried himself off, and when he finished eating after doing a full minute pray he walked outside of his house holding a piece of paper, before he went to the public of the ground he did a transformation since the people doesn't like naruto nashi practically drilled it in his head when he wants to go shopping and not get robbed by the shop owner, his hair became black and the spikes of it became smoother, his eyes became brown, his whiskers vanished, and his light tan became no more, after checking himself for a bit he then jumped down, and looked at his paper.
[on the paper]
Miso pork ramen – 2, 300 yen
Milk – 3 gallons 1500 yen
Oil – 1 kilo 1000 yen
Ham or pork – 1 kilo depends on the store.
Rice – 4 kilos
And other things (AN: you get this shit basic groceries.)
Naruto then walked to the closes generic store to his house, walking in he was greeted by the owner.
"Hello welcome to joshiro's store where we house everything under the sun, what would you like little man," he said energetically, naruto was at first surprised by this since he used to grow angry and kick him out immediately but after continually doing this he grown used to it since nashi had first told him.
Naruto just handed him the piece of paper that he had on his hand. "The things on the paper please," naruto said
"Ahh, well all of these together would be 15,000, do you have it?" He asked and then naruto took it out of his pocket and placed it on the table.
"Alright, ill be back in a few," joshiro said as he walked to the back of his store.
Naruto then began to look around in the store seeing a few things he was looking for, but exploring the area since he was bored of waiting, and a few minutes later he came out and gently placed two big plastic bags and called at naruto.
"Hey kids, your things are here," he said and naruto walked towards the man and thanked him as he took both of the bags to which he was surprised that such a small boy could have the strength to carry such heavy bags.
Naruto just went back to his house and placed his groceries in the fridge and when he finished he then undid his transformation and after taking a beef jerky pack and began to chew on one, he then checked up on his clothes and seeing as it was done he took it and placed the other pieces of clothing in, starting the washing machine he took the clean clothes and placed them in the empty basket along with some hangers and took them to the roof and let them hang.
After so naruto went to his house and placed the basket in the bathroom, naruto then ran out of his house and landed on the ground and began to run, and sooner than later naruto could hear people screaming something like "no running", "get him", "stop him" basically the random bullshit of the civilian trying to catch a ninja trained child, naruto did not do anything but what he did was slow down enough so that they could follow him and to not lose them, and naruto laughed all the way, gathering more haters and pissing off the people who was getting tired of chasing and basically invigorating them with anger, and as it looks like he has managed to run himself in a corner.
"Ha, ha, ha, nowhe,re to, run now, brat," half of the villagers were tired and the ones who just joined were heavily winded from the chase.
"Oh no, what ever shall I do, i'm trapped," naruto said in a clearly fake scared voice but the villagers couldn't notice it, since they were blinded both from exhaustion and anger.
"THE TIME IS NOW!!, AVENGE THE FALLEN!!," one of the villagers said and from the energy it was one of the fresh ones.
And as they began there attack naruto just grind animalistically to which slid under the radar of the angry mob, and as they got within 8 feet naruto swiftly pulled out two objects and then proceeded to strap something on his face with his left and threw the other one on the ground so fast that it almost appeared out of nowhere, and with in the alley a thick white smoke exploded, coughs and complaining could be heard with in the cloud and mumbles could be until a familiar laugh could be heard and first it started with anger, then confusion, fear, until panic could be heard, and then it happened they started swinging there fist like mad men and so inevitably they began to hit themselves in panic, and the laughter just got stronger and stronger to which added the panic since they couldn't know where he is since it was full blown panic and with the smoke screen they couldn't see shit, and while they pummeled each other a stupidly laughing naruto that is walking in circles above them could be seen away from the smoke, since when the smoke appeared he jumped up to avoid the smoke and then began to laugh, in order to intensionally confuse them since he finds it funny that they would turn on themselves.
And as naruto continued to laugh two anbu agents just stood on top of poles with a perplexed look on ones face and the other one was full on chuckling from the sight.
"Shut up eagle, we need to keep our presence hidden," a female anbu said gritting her teeth to not do the same as the anbu next to her.
"Come on fox, don't be like that, its rare to find situations like this," the male anbu said while continually chuckling at the show in front of him.
"You would say that, but if you were on him as long ass me, gekko, and dog, you would find this a common occurrence," she said as the smoke began to fade and fists could be seen coming out and going back in the smoke, and some were even kicked out of it.
"Man who know I could get free entertainment on the job," he said as then some began to slowly stumbled out of the smoke and drop on the floor.
"Yeah I wouldn't call it that," she said as now the tops of there hair could be seen.
"Ok, I get it, but seriously why were two of us sent to monitor one academy student, i'm pretty sure one of us would do the job fine enough," he said as the smoke has now dropped to around there waist and more than half of the people originally after naruto were on the floor and the remaining were bruised, tired, and in pain.
"Wait what!?!?," she whisper screamed at him, to which he just gave her a questioning look, well questioning enough since they had masks. "This kid has consistently evaded the anbu for a year now, if you haven't read the report files what have you been doing," she whisper screamed at him.
"How would I know that some brat was talented enough to evade us," he replied.
"Its not that he is…," and then she noticed that the crowed had moved and naruto's laughter along with the remaining group of people were no more. "Shit," she said as she then jumped to another pole following white footsteps, the second anbu followed not even a second later, and soon the white foot steps they left became bodies, then people, soon after that people who are scratching themselves, and when it ended a blond kid could no longer be seen, but his laughter echoed around them, intentionally for the people and unintentionally wounding the pride of the anbu.
"I get why you didn't laugh now," he said slightly depressed from loosing a brat. "His laughter is annoying," he said as the disappearing echo of his laughs haunts them for simply loosing a small brat, and the only answer the female gave him was a small nod and then jumped to a pole to continue to try and find the small blond.
And mean while only a few meters ahead a grinning and giggling naruto could be seen sliding in the shadows, taking quick turns and going at full speed.
-hahaha, take that you fucks, lets see if you guys will be dumb enough to try and group up on me next time, because if they do this again I might make something worse than my itch powder bomb,- naruto thought to himself as he reached his destination, and it was just about a couple of stores away from the hokage tower where surprisingly angry villagers don't try to attack him, but around that area is where his favorite shop stands at, a small and peaceful ramen shop run by a father and a daughter called ichiraku ramen shop where they serve only the best.
Chapter end.
Hello people special im back how do you like the story? Was it ok that I did half story progression and half in depth of the characters lives? Tell me pls I need interaction i'm lonely, well enough about me, thanks to those that follow and favorite this story specially to those who wait and come back, since I know the shit show of an update schedule I have.
Random question of the day: what would be the 5 jutsu you would like to learn in if you were in naruto.
Mine would be hundred seal healing, shadow clone, enhancement, water bullet, and chakra absorption, because if I learn enhancement I could just enhance my eyes to look further, something like a bootleg byakugan and add water bullet I could just become a sniper, and absorption so I don't run out of chakra, healing and clones speak for them selfs, because I could be technically immortal if I don't receive a blow that instantly kills me, since tsunade literally survived being skewered by a dam susanoo, I mean think about that from the looks of the damage it took out her organs and possibly just cut her heart a bit and that's enough to kill you, watch assassination classroom if you don't know, and if that's not enough to sway you she survived being cut in half and pieced back together, though the only reason she survived is thanks to katsuyu but still being conscious of bisection? It sounds horrible but if you could survived that and have enough strength to crawl back to that other half you can reattach that bitch and just go back to fighting, like denji in some way, also sakura has pulled of many strong shit with it, for those who read the light novels good on you and for those who don't, don't worry your just missing out on abilities that kishimoto could have added in the main story, well that enough rambling on my end thanks for reading and have a good day bye.