A playground for me v2 Chapter 12, a naruto fanfic

Chapter 12: so it begins

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"Get away from me," a man yelled out as he passed an alleyway stepping on a puddle showing the rippling reflection of the moonlight as a silent step followed him and a melodic whistling could be heard.

"Dam it, who hired him, black jack and east dragon don't generally hire ninja's," and he was stopped as the distant whistling suddenly got louder and the moment he turned a corner a silver barbed spear entered his throat, he stood there in shock and looked at the hooded figure that stabbed him, a child with a black cloak, fair skin, red eyes, and what looks like blue hair could be seen, and before he died the last thing he saw was his sparkling earrings.

"Well that was sad, I had expected a little more from this job," as the spear man pulled out his spear from the man's throat and jumped down from the spear he was standing on, and from contras to his silver barbed spear, the spear on his other hand looked like a normal wooden spear with cracks running all over it.

"Well its time to get my pay," he said as he suddenly flickered out of existence.

…

Nashi walked to school with multiple students who were overly excited, Nashi didn't get why they were all excited since today was literally the day they can send us children to missions that can possibly kill us faster than we could blink.

Well I didn't complain since I had practically set up nearly all of what I wanted, and as you all know my people were excited to, Naruto showed it like his hair, bright wild and extremely eye catching, Sasuke tried to hide it but the small and almost unnoticeable curve of his lips gave him away.

And as you expect we all passed, that's right even Naruto, and funny enough I could see some gritted teeth at his graduation and the only genuine praises he got was from Iruka and some of the staff that didn't mind him.

"Come on Nashi, lets go celebrate with ichiraku ramen," Naruto said as he raised his hand holding his frog wallet.

"Meh," I said with a shrug, "sure why not, I got some time to kill,"

"Anyone else you gonna invite," Sasuke said as Kiba, Shino, Choji, and Shikamaru, followed behind him.

"Hell yeah lets go celebrate," Kiba said as he and Naruto slung each others arm over there shoulder.

"I just want to eat," Choji said as he is eating some chips.

Sigh, "what a drag," Shikamaru said.

"What about you Shino, why are you following us?" I asked.

"To celebrate of course, what else do you think," he said with his flat tone making it nearly impossible to guess his emotions.

"Yeah your right,"

"Oh I nearly forgot lets go get Shirou, since he'll be moving in about a few days so this could also be his goodbye party," Naruto said.

"Yeah, lets go get that red head," we all said in unison except Shikamaru.

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Shortly after practically kidnapping Shirou, we say practically since our original plan was kidnapping him until his dad came out.

"Hmmm," was the only sound Kiritsugu got out, as he saw his son tied up and gagged while being carried by his friends and not to mention one is staring him directly on the face, and for about a few minutes they only stared at each other while Naruto and Kiba could be heard silently panicking a bit, but after a kick from Shirou it managed to jog there memories on why they are there and what there plan was, subsequently rekindling there plan and hardened them selfs, Kiritsugu just looked at us and I stared at him and continued as we shimmied out to the back door and jumping up the roofs.

"Kids these days," he said and shortly after, he began to cough in to his hand, and a glob of blood could be seen showing his declining health.

…

After practically kidnapping Shirou we celebrated feeding him ramen, going towards the entertainment district with transformations to hide our identity, and so we played games, such as darts, hoops, knock down, water dunk, and even some dunking games, along with some fish catching, we ended the day with some sumo wrestling set up by some professionals as to introduce the game.

"That sure was fun," Naruto said with a grin, his blond hair turned brown, his whiskers gone, and his deep blue eyes turned drowned green.

"Yup," Nashi said as his brown hair slowly turned back to his natural black, green eyes back to deep purple.

"I got presents for the kids," Sasuke said as he held up bags of toys that he won from various games.

"Yeah, I hope they appreciate it," Shirou said as he did win nearly half of those with his archery skills.

"What!?!?!, don't be like that Shirou, because of course they will, those pint sized brats will love it," I said while patting his shoulder.

"Food was good," Choji said and for the first time not eating chips seeing as he did just empty out an eating competition.

"Hmm, I was the best," Kiba said as he did enter the competition of who would win, sadly he didn't win that much cause he was competing with a lot.

"By the way, do you guys know where Shikamaru and Shino is?" I asked as I had just noticed they were nowhere near us.

"What? I thought he was behind you," Naruto said.

"Wasn't he just behind us?" Sasuke asked.

"I don't know, but Shikamaru did tell us he found something," Shirou said.

"Ok, that means Shikamaru found a brainy game, but what about Shino?"

"I think I know where he is," Naruto said as he pointed at a shop that displayed bugs in jars, and a spiky haired boy wearing a trench coat that had its collar cover his mouth.

"You guys check him out and i'll look for Shikamaru," I said.

"Well you don't have to Nashi, because it look's like Shikamaru is somewhere close," and Shirou pointed at the side where there was a giant shogi piece that had the symbol for emperor on it, and below that is Shikamaru fighting a wooden arm connected to the floor.

"Well we found them at the very least," I said as we then gathered up on them.

There two events happened, one was the undefeated shogi machine that came from snow country, and its opponent was a 12 year old genius, and he was apparently putting up quite the good fight that it shocked the peddler because he is seeing new combo's he himself didn't know was inside the machine.

And the second one was the stall that peddled around bugs that were seemingly being held inside unbreakable jars, but from the looks of it it seems like the jar wasn't made from glass but something similar to bullet proof windows, he was seemingly very confident because the bugs he was peddling were on the rare side, but he seems to have under estimated shinobi's or he just didn't expect it because he allowed them 50 iron balls the size of a bb bullet, but in the hands of a shinobi those might as well be bullets, because Shino is throwing them at a force that he continuously shatters the pellets and is slowly cracking the jar, the jar is holding what looks like an armored beetle with jaws and a sharp horn, its species are apparently called the iron horned lion rhino beetle, and its name isn't just for show because from what I read it's a Carnivora that has an exoskeleton that can easily tank a C rank jutsu, the earth style: stone bullet.

It took a few hours, as Shikamaru defeated his opponent and Shino shattered the jar, Shikamaru took a hat and a trophy that had champion on it along with a sack of what sounds like coins, Shino managed to capture the beetle by containing it with his beetles and stuffed it in a jar, Shino lost beetles that day but gained one that can easily replace the ones he had lost with one that is multiple levels better than his own plus the upside is the beetle was apparently female and that means he can breed it to get more or create variants.

After that we all laughed and slapped each other as we went home, first to go was Shirou, then Shikamaru and Choji, then Kiba, Sasuke, and last left was me and Naruto, we silently walked home with a giant smile, arriving home we went into our own respected room.

Though entering my room the atmosphere changed.

"So, is it time?" Someone with similar voice to me came out of the living room.

"Yup,"

"When midnight strikes,"

"Its our time to hunt,"

"Ugh, so cringe," I said as I entered and number 1 to 4 was there in various clothing.

"Sup boss," from the energy and tone it was number one, and he wore deep red clothing that covered his wrist, black pants that tighten around his ankles with a black scarf and a tanto diagonally placed on his back.

"Hi origin," from the dead tone and tired sound that would be number 2, he wore the same type but blue and black, but he had a ninjato around his hips.

"Oh, hello there," from the nonchalant and easy going it was number 3 he had just came out of the bathroom wearing a gray version of there clothing with two tanto's tied on his thigh.

"Here you go boss," and from this one it looks like it was number 4, and he wore a brown version of it but unlike everyone he had a nodachi that is slightly to the side due to its excessive length.

"Ok, what is this supposed to be?" I asked as I saw a deep green yukata on top.

"Its your uniform, clearly," number 4 said.

"For what?" I asked

Sigh, "oh how stupid you have become original," number 1 said.

"Can someone just tell me?" I asked

"Its Mizuki," number 3 said.

"But didn't we already closed that one?"

"How so?"

"I mean we did show them there problems, we stole the scroll to show that it was easy, we disrespected the anbu and jonin's to show them they are to soft, and the break in around 3 years ago should increase the security," I said.

"Yeah, but do you think that's enough? I mean seriously you can still prank and fuck with people no problem,"

Sigh, "you have a point," I said and so I entered the bathroom and changed into the deep green clothing.

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"By the way where is group A?" I asked as I exited the bathroom while tapping the tip of the sandals on the floor.

"They should be all in your bed room,"

"Yeah, and since the room is small there probably on the corner of the bedroom,"

"Why do you ask?"

"Is it time?" All of them asked me one after another.

"Thanks 3, good point 1, just asking 2, and yes it is 4," I answered all of them one at a time.

"Ready?" 3 said.

"Yup, also how are we gonna spot the fucker?" I asked as I equipped myself with a long pack that is the length of my hips.

"We don't know, but from our knowledge he should be moving towards the exit, so best plan is to wait and look," number two said as he wiggled his black wrist to loosen the fabric.

"Yeah," 3 said

"Ready?" 4 asked.

"Ready, and you know what to do when you spot him right?" I asked.

"Yup," they all said in unison and we all jumped out.

-fuck, I forgot to ask them if they are ready for H group, oh well, i'll ask them later,- I thought to myself as we perched ourselves to the side of the wall.

And so we waited.

And waited.

Until it was midnight, and then I saw a white streak on the corner of my eye, soon after two clone's memories suddenly popped into my head as I popped my own, after that we instantly gathered, first to arrive was gray, second was blue, then it was red, tailing him was me green, then last one brown seeing as he was on the opposite side.

"Hmm, by the looks of it my pranks did do some improvements," I said as I touched the blood and saw its color was off.

"Blood lotus," number 3 said, "a type of flower that when entering a wound would cause a slow and undetectable poison that makes the blood thicker and slightly orange, and if not treated in a few hours would lead to paralyzing,"

"So, what should we do?" Number two said as he followed the trail of poison with his eyes.

"Hmm, it's best to follow him, there seems to be an unnatural amount of blood, deep wound?" Number one said as he jumped towards the tree's and we began to follow.

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"Ugh, fuck, I didn't expect this," Mizuki said as he was heavily cut up and even some kunai's left inside his body, he also is holding the scroll under his arm while his other arm was…… lets say no longer in commission, because whats left is his stump and the bleeding was only slowed down because of ninja wires he used to slow down the bleeding.

[before that]

-Ughhh, it looks like the dam fox demon didn't fail, I knew I should have increased my efforts on making that kid fail,- he thought to himself, because despite everything he himself knew that telling any other student would yield zero results since unlike the demon brat the hokage and subsequently the anbu wouldn't have any quarrels in killing a brat that is clearly an enemy of the village, so that leads him to only one option and that is to steal it himself.

[present]

A few hours later this was the result him loosing an arm, cuts all over, and totally shitted on, and to make it worse this splitting headache really rains on his parade, as then his vision became dark, and sooner than later he dropped and was already on the floor with a massive bulge on his head.

"Well that was easy," number 1 said as he held his tanto's pommel over his head.

"Well he is heavily damaged," number 3 said.

"Should we tie him up?" Number 2 asked.

"Nah if we do that it would be clear that someone had already captured him," I said

"So what should we do?" Number 4 asked.

"Hmmmm, you guys go back, i'll stay with my bloodline active, and if he gets up i'll destroy a clone and dip," I said

"Righto boss," 2 and 4 said while 1 and 3 just nodded.

After that I perched myself on top of a tree and watched him while I activated my bloodline and became dead to the world, and so I waited there for about a few minutes, it seems like mizuki was really knocked out because he hasn't moved at all, and from the looks of it about minutes now, also the anbu came and took him when 5 minutes were in, and I just walked home, tired of the day I just tossed the clothing inside a trashcan and entered my living room, and they all had the same idea but it looks like they got tired of there regular clothing, because one is wearing red, two is wearing blue, three is wearing gray, and four is wearing brown.

"Wow, nice color scheme guys, probably change your face, hair style, and color you would be just another faceless member of the crowd," I said as I opened the drawer and took out a green t-shirt, and as I sat down they did change them selfs.

Red looked more rounded and his hair looks like a shade of orange and red making it look like fire(imagine ginger kirito, with rengoku color scheme) blue looks feminine with his hair being yellow and cut neatly over his ears(imagine blond shirou), gray looked rough and his hair looks like a black haired Naruto just a bit more uniformed, and brown looked the most normal of them all and his hair reminds me of manwha military hair style short and stylish.

"So is this the scheme now?" I asked.

"Yup," red answered as his voice sounds like it's a bit lower and rougher than mine.

"You got that right," blue said in a similar pitch but in a smarter tone, dumb ass even tried to do the glasses thing and then noticed that he didn't have glasses.

"Well you did say we could," gray said as he sounded awfully similar to me but with a bace shift.

"Yeah, what he said," brown said in a commanding tone, i'm guessing he's going for the rough and tough style, though it does fit him for what his purpose is.

". . . Wait a minute, you guys are designating your selfs, red is the higher one due to him gathering energy, blue is the smarty one because he studies seals, gray is the mature type because he practically does the groceries and takes care of all of us, and brown is rough and commanding because he is the one handling the training," I said.

"You got that right boss," red said.

"Ok, so you guys got a name? Because I just cant keep referring to you guys as colors in my head," I asked (i'm totally not doing that, i'm easily forgetful like that).

"We really never thought about it, but something with color should fit us," blue said as he leaned on the couch.

"Well shit, I should have worn yellow, taking jaune would have been good," gray said as he snapped his finger.

"Hmmm, how about Poseidon, since you know, blue," blue said as he pointed at his clothing.

"How about Lucifer for me," red pitched in.

"You know you guys can make your names later, and for now let me sleep, also get to bed you guys," I said as I crawled into my bedroom.

"Yes sir!" They said In unison.

Entering my room I noticed four me's meditating, I easily woke them up and asked them to give some chakra to the four, they agreed and I did warn them that they looked a bit different, and so I slept not so well that night, just imagining the shenanigans a group of me's would do, because even I the original know that is a one way ticket to hell.

[next morning]

Waking up was a weird affair for Nashi, I mean it wasn't anything new but I got to say the four color coded bunch all on a meditating pose was a weird site to behold, going outside I was greeted with the same shtick, red was reading a book about absorbing chakra, blue was writing down some symbols, gray was in the background preparing breakfast for plenty, and brown couldn't be seen anywhere, unless you looked outside of the window and there you could see him swinging.

After that I just went through the motions, I left the house and started my self training.

Self training update, first of all I had now successfully done the super punch, problem is I super suck at it, I don't have a problem with concentrating chakra and moving it around mind you, but my current predicament is different, and it's the fact that I cant time the burst I would need to do, in hindsight it would have been like me using chakra boost through the tip of my knuckle, but that's the big problem its to similar, one is quite literally an outburst of chakra to propel ones self, and the other one is a picture perfect release of chakra that adds to the force, though mind you the reinforcement I can do to my arm has gone to godly levels, its still not enough, but do you want to know the best part about this?

The best part is the fact that I accidentally made the divergent fist? Daivergent? You know what I made the virgin fist, yeah I made the virgin fist, the shit the yuji itadori uses, and if your wondering how then that's simple, now kindly take a seat and listen up, I don't really know, I think it has to do something about my bloodline being all about you know, contain, so that might have something to do with it, but how my da virgin fist works though only to my knowledge is that when I punch something with my fist while super compressing my chakra to my fists, like to the point that all of my chakra is gathered into my hands.

When I punch I think my chakra becomes concentrated enough that it actually attaches onto what I had contacted like some sort of gum, and give it a few seconds or so the chakra then disperses in such a violent manner that it practically explodes and fucks up what ever its attached to, though it does depend on how long I had contact, but in possible future I should have enough chakra that when it sticks it should cause a big ass explosion, because its either that or I find a way to concentrate it and make it a practical bullet, and if not that I could learn how to basically time it.

Now putting my the virgin fist to the side lets go back to a older project, project chainsaw man, to be honest with you, I did it, , , , THAT'S RIGHT BABY PROJECT CHAINSAW MAN WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESSES!!!!!! Woooow, anyways the effects of it is as it sounds, I now practically have chainsaws on every limb of my body, and as it advertises its perfect for cutting wood, cutting and selling wood to the construction site was incredibly profitable, and you might ask your self, what would I use all this money for, its simple really and that is to feed my clones, and here you may ask yourself, "but Nashi why would you feed your clones, aren't they just pure chakra constructs?" I hear you asking

But heres the thing, despite them being purely chakra constructs they still have a digestive track for some reason and so starvation would need to be curved, and to which I present to you, behold sustenance, god knows how painful it was receiving the memories of my clone who starved to death, brhhh, never again.

Anyways that aside I currently have time to kill, and you know what that means, TRAINING MONTAGE.

Yeah it lasted for two days and back to school and hopefully the last since you know proper ninja shit now.

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"Alright class, today will be the last day of the school, I know some of you are excited and all that, but before you go out and start talking to each other please listen to your grouping first please," iruka said and over all the cannon squads are still up.

nothing new over all, but one thing did cross my mind and that was what group I would be placed on, I mean most people in my situation generally shove OC's in to fill the roles and make something like squad 13 and have them develop and what not, others go out of the rules and say some flimsy rule on uneven numbering, even though they could be place in another team that they could just say had a member die, which would make sense since you know, ninja life death is always around the corner with this job, but to my surprise the world graced me with the ladder.

"And finally Nashi Urahara, sadly we have an uneven numbering, but worry not a new squad had just been created," he said and I just chanted on my head.

Please don't be randos

Over and over again as if it would help.

"You are currently in squad zero, with tsubaki shihouin, and sai, and that's all, everyone now must stay here until there instructors come and retrieve you," iruka said.

And my fears were, uhh realized? I mean by the sound of it I got into somewhat a balance or both? And by the sound of it, it looks like danzo made this arrangement, and who is this shihouin clan, it sounds like someone is trying to ship this urahara with a shihouin, probably won't work since i'm, kind of you know, not urahara, I have his last name but not his personality, so I don't think this will end out well, plus I wonder if there is a real urahara in this world because it just showed me that the shihouin clan is real here.

"Wow, bro, you got into a different squad," Naruto said as he elbowed me.

"What about it?" I asked.

"Well, its kind of special, since ya know, no one has ever heard of, somethin like zero squad, does that mean all of you are geniuses or somethin," Naruto said with a grin.

"I don't think so Naruto, since every squad has a purpose," Sasuke said.

"And what would that be?" Naruto asked.

And so a long collection of speculations and wonderment began, all of them were valid but I just think this would be an assassination type squad, of course I didn't say that out because, you know, kids, but before you judge me I have some valid points, first was sai, sai is literally trained by danzo to be the perfect killing machine and is known as his finest work yet, and the word shihouin just reminds me of yoruichi and her clan was literally equipped with assassins and were trained in an early day to kill, so you cant fault me for thinking that.

[A few groups later]

"Hello, kids, squad captain of zero here, meet me at the rooftop," a man with deep bags under his eyes said as I looked at him, but before I could get a good look he turned back and went up.

After hearing that I waved goodbye to my brothers and did as I was told, and arriving up it was clear what was up, because when I got there a purple haired girl with lightly tanned skin, and orange eyes looked at me and then our instructor moved his pointer and middle fingers in a follow me sign, and so we followed, also I was correct, sai is part of my group, and I do got to say that his skin is already pale as hell at this young of an age, what type of monster wouldn't let a kid see the sun just once.

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"Alright kids, my name is hayate gekko, I will be your instructor for the foreseeable future, (cough) (cough)" and hayate finished it with an explosive cough.

And that's when it hit me that this man is hayate gekko, I think he died around the chunin exam or something like that, and didn't he have a purple haired girlfriend or something? But that means, should I get a protag moment like somehow get stronger from knowing his death or something like that? Well that's something to figure out in the future and not right now.

And I was cut off from my thought with a soft cough from hayate, "huh?" Was all I could say since I was to deep into my own head.

"Your name, likes and dislikes, and aspiration for the future," hayate kindly said after coughing some more.

"Uhmm, my name is Nashi urahara, my likes are questionable, my dislikes are meh, and I don't know," and unknowingly to Nashi those were practically the same as the other two's answers.

"Ahem, I guess that's it huh, well then I will be taking you on your first mission," he said weakly as he pulled out a piece of paper.

And I just began to spiral in my mind because I didn't hear anything about this, freshly recruited and already on my way to get a mission? What the fuck?!?!?!?

"Mr corpse, what does the mission entail?" Sai asked as blunt as he was in the anime.

"It's a simple hit and run mission, and by hit I mean murder," he said nonchalantly as he coughed in his hand.

"Who are we targeting?" Tsubaki asked.

"We are currently aiming for jogen strovanof, a tyrant loan shark that is over taxing the people and is abusing them,(cough) there around the bace of the mountains that separate hot water country to fire country," he said basically reading a report

"Would collateral damage be deducted in the pay?" I asked.

"No,(cough) but they did say they will add extra depending on how many we manage to rescue and the amount of living people that escape with there lives , and if we find something valuable inside there we could keep a crate of it," he said and ended with a cough.

"Hmm, sounds pretty profitable and suspicious, would killing only the target be needed?"

"No, (cough) because you can kill or simply incapacitate them,"

"Would the clean up be deducted in our pay?" Sai asked.

"No, but it would lessen there thoughts about hiring konoha shinobi help again,"

"I see, political problems," I said as I propped my elbow on my raised knee and placed the side of my cheek on my palm.

"Any more questions?" Hayate asked.

"No sensai," we all said in unison.

"Then pack up and meet here at 4 pm sharp," he said as he left in a flicker of leaves and before I could ask them they to disappeared.

"Yes, sir,"

Chapter end,

Did you like it? Also i'm sorry for not updating in a while, chapter 11 was about a few months ago and i'm currently having depression eat at my buttcheeks, and not to mention righters block and as some of you know i'm currently using dxd to help with my creativity problems.

Any ways eating butcheeks aside.

Question of the day: if you could have any infinity stone with all the power and none of the weakness what would it be?

Anyways have a good day and thanks for reading.

Fish out

Also hope you enjoyed the triple update