-๑-๑ ஜ ๑-*0*-๑ ஜ ๑-๑-
ஜ Chapter 10: Best fiends ஜ
-Izaya´s point of view.-
Tick tack tick tock the clock on the wall continued doing her work steadily, one of the hands reaching the quarter mark.
It was 3:15pm.
"So as mentioned I will be sure to dig up whatever I find about them," Izaya´s voice resounded, interrupting the silence in the huge office. Shiki´s men were standing left and right to him, having accompanied their superior to his meeting as usual.
"Alright," the man nodded, retracting a file he had handed Izaya beforehand and gave it to one of his lackeys.
Izaya didn´t think he remembered any meeting that was even close as embarrassing as this one.
There he was sitting.
On his couch, in his office, Shiki opposite and a scorching red right cheek stinging one side of his face.
It had taking him a fucking hour of scrubbing and washing to get that shit ass marker off his skin.
He could spot that shitty woman, eagerly typing away on her desk while sparing him all too amused glances every now and then from behind Shiki´s back.
Honestly speaking he had never considered murder as an option he could take, but that woman really made him want to think about that decision once more.
Finally getting up from the couch the raven´s eyes trailed back to his customer.
"Orihara, about earlier-" feeling as though he should go into the bathroom and check if he really got everything off his face he quickly interrupted the man.
"I would be happy if you could erase that part of your memory," he smiled, wearing his usual trademark smirk as he hoped the man would just leave the topic, being a professional and all.
"Alright then, I hope to hear from you soon." And he did.
While the stupid lackeys were still looking at him as though he were some creature from outer space Shiki was so kind as to not inquire any further on the matter, and with that he simple left the office.
Honestly, Izaya didn´t think anyone had ever gotten him embarrassed on a level like that.
"I sent you the documents you wanted," a certain secretary chirped all too happily, seemingly not caring at all for once that Izaya had cut her pay for the whole week.
Directing a glare at her the raven shuffled back over to his computer, so many things were on the tip of his tongue that just waited to be spilt.
He could tease her and annoy her and drive her insane with so many things and yet at the moment when she was just grinning at him like that and he knew he still had a scorching red cheek he knew he had been defeated for today.
Just starting some kind of argument would probably lead to her arguing with something childish like, "Says the one with the dick in the face," or something along these lines.
Seriously he could skip on being ridiculed even further.
Letting himself slump into his favorite swivel chair he opened the mail she had sent him.
Honestly-
He had expected her to be working now. Now at least.
Well he had guessed wrong.
"Say is there a limit to your childishness?" the raven asked annoyed, rubbing his temples as he stared at a picture, showing no one else, but his own glorious self-
With a dick on his cheek.
And the worst about it was, it wasn´t even taken at his office, he could spot familiar locations in Ikebukuro behind him- that and the crappy quality of the picture already gave away that someone must have taken a snapshot of him with his phone while he was out on the streets.
The woman shrugged, obviously not trying very hard to contain that stupid ass smirk on her face.
"I don´t know, is there a limit to how many rumors about the dick on your face can spread in one day?"
Taking a deep breath the raven decided to just not say anything. Instead he opened a web browser, and started to type away, hitting the poor keys way too hard.
How to commit the perfect murder.
"Come on Izaya, is your ego really shattered that easily?" Namie questioned, stopping in her work as she just leant back with her arms crossed, watching her boss. Putting on a grin that already seemed way too wicked she pointed at her computer screen.
"I wonder what your problem is, half of the rumors about you just state that you were probably drunk," she noted, while scrolling down, skipping through the various chats and websites reading.
With a snort she paused in her speech, twisting her head to look at her boss instead as she rose an eyebrow.
"The other half is suggesting you are gay and your boyfriend drew it on your face."
Throwing a glare at the woman the man groaned.
"I don´t care Namie, whatever you are trying now, if you think you can embarrass me you are-"
Sudden laughter made the raven stop midway. "You really have to read these chats Izaya-!" Izaya swore he could feel a vein pop on his forehead just quite like it would do on a certain brute´s face as he tried to maintain his calm posture.
"You are the top conversation topic, everyone is talking about Izaya´s dick." The woman laughed, it seemed she didn´t even consider that Izaya could just fucking cut her pay for the rest of the month too if she annoyed him too much. And hell he would cut it for the entire month, that was for sure.
"Are you done now?" he asked with an exasperated sigh, only to hear even more giggling following.
"This one is good, I´m dying!"
"You better drop dead then-" the raven mumbled under his breath, opening a web browser now himself.
"Said something?" The woman purred, and Izaya was pretty damn sure she had heard what he said anyway.
"No, nothing," he hissed, wondering if it was even the best idea to Google Izaya´s dick at this point in time. But if not him then who else was going to put an end to these stupid rumors?
Prepared to face the epitome of human rubbish and fantasy he logged into the Dollar´s chat room- but before he got to read whatever they were writing in there his secretary drew his attention to her by quickly standing up from her desk.
Without a word she suddenly grabbed her bag and a few files stomping away- in the direction of the office door?
"Where do you think you are going?" The raven asked, a slightly confused frown spreading over his expression as he watched the woman leave.
"Oh, I just don´t intend to get caught into a fight between you and that monster," she stated stupefying the raven only more as he glanced at the surveillance camera showing the hall in front of his office.
A very familiar mob of blond hair was just about to exit the picture as the woman opened the door.
What-
-Shizuo´s point of view.-
... should he knock? Or just barge in there?
Standing in front of the door Shizuo wondered how he should even start this. It was odd coming all the way here with no intention to kill the flea for once. Actually this was a first wasn´t it? It was awkward to say the least.
Whenever he knew the flea had planned shit again he would just tear that door down and rip it out of its hinges, maybe even throw it at the louse right after entering.
But like this?
When he wasn´t even here to beat him up?
Rubbing his neck awkwardly the blond sighed.
Why was he even here in the first place? Just because he had a feeling the flea was worrying about unnecessary shit and not trusting him didn´t mean he had to assure him or anything.
Hell he couldn´t care less, it would be just fine if he kept worrying about this deal.
…..
Then again the flea might do stupid shit like keeping that shithead so he wouldn´t have to die in case Shizuo didn´t keep their promise- that thought was what was ticking him off the most yeah.
Izaya wasn´t the type to just blindly depend on others, not even to speak of him, so he wouldn´t put it beyond him to do that sort of thing.
Sighing the blond tugged a cigarette out of his pants pocket.
Why did this have to be so complicated?
Getting irritated he lit the tip of the cigarette, feeling as though now he was angry at the flea even though he couldn't blame him or anything. Stupid flea, if he just dropped dead he wouldn´t even have to stand here now.
A sudden click of the door in front of him startled him greatly- The flea´s secretary was suddenly standing in front of him, seeming as though she was about to leave.
"He is in there if you wanna murder him."
What-
Shizu-chan?
His caution taking the better of him Izaya reached for the flick blade in his pocket, but didn´t draw it yet. The blond mob of hair on the surveillance camera had already given away just who was standing in front of the door but it was still unexpected to see Shizu-chan here.
"Shizu-chan, what a surprise," the raven chirped while the blond was still busy looking after the secretary that just stomped off like that.
"You scared my secretary away," the informant mused, causing the blond to shift his attention back to Izaya.
"Huh? I didn't do anything." Not exactly true but not exactly wrong either. Taken aback by the somewhat calm attitude the blond seemed to have towards him the raven´s grip on his knife relaxed.
"Well guess it was your reputation that chased her away." He stated, wondering just what Shizu-chan had come here for.
"Yeah, maybe." The first thought that came to mind was that he wanted to take revenge for being woken up so early, as childish as the blond was Izaya wouldn´t put it beyond him to do just that. Or maybe he just got pissed and came to try and kill him like usually? The reasons were sheer endless and yet none of the options seemed to fit Shizu-chan´s mood.
….?
Odd, why was the blond so quiet? Having his knife ready in his hand he had thought he was going to try and beat him up for one of his countless schemes, or rather try to beat him up while he escaped with ease, just as usual. But today oddly he seemed to behave.
"About that dick earlier-" groaning loudly the raven let himself slump back in the chair, all his curiosity about Shizu-chan´s unexpected visit turning into a feeling of irritation.
Of course-
"Please, Shizu-chan don´t tell me you came here because of that-" He has had enough of Namie teasing him like the shitty bitch she was, if Shizu-chan started now as well he would really go mad.
To Izaya´s pleasure the blond frowned at his suggestion.
"Of course not." That ruled one of his options out.
"I see, well Shizu-chan, what do you want from me?" His interest piqued again he stood up from his swivel chair, walking alongside his huge window.
Shizuo sighed, breathing out a cloud of nicotine as he thought about how he should even say what he wanted to say.
"About yesterday and ... well-" pausing again midsentence the blond wondered how to word it, while the raven was getting impatient on the other hand.
"Yes?" he asked once more, hoping to nudge the blond on, on whatever he was going to say.
"I´m not a stupid flea." Blinking the raven looked at the blond, his arms crossed, an eyebrow risen- what?
"Yeah, you are a stupid monster, why?" By now he really had no idea anymore what Shizu-chan wanted to say.
"I won´t ever back out, okay?" … okay now the confusion was complete.
"Excuse me?" The blond groaned.
He just meant to say he wasn´t like Izaya, that he wasn´t going to use their deal or his knowledge about what he was against him but somehow the words just didn't come out like that. He felt stupid coming here just to say this already.
"You know what I mean, about this incubus stuff, I was thinking maybe you were worrying about unnecessary shit, so-"
…worrying?
"Shizu-chan you should stop thinking it doesn´t suit you," the raven interrupted him instantly as though he had said something wrong and a frown appeared on his forehead. Something Shizuo hadn´t seen too often yet.
"Anyway, you can tell that guy he can go die, kay?" Shizuo sighed, just getting straight to the point. After all this was all he wanted to make sure off, that Izaya didn´t meet up with that shitty dude anymo-
"Already told him."
Wait-
"What?" His brows furrowing deeply he looked up meeting the raven´s hard gaze.
A smirk playing along the raven´s lips he shrugged as though he was talking about a nonchalant matter.
"He dropped by, he is half blind now by the way." He dropped by?!
"He suggested I give him a blowjob to make up for what you did, but I threw him out."
What the actual fuck?! Just the thought of that guy having come here and having requested that sort of thing was making the blond´s blood boil, not to mention the fact that that bastard had probably already made Izaya do that sort of thing before.
It pissed him off.
It fucking pissed him off to no ends-
"When did he come?" he asked, barely able to contain his anger in his voice.
"Yesterday." Was the short answer Izaya gave him and he felt as though he wanted to meet the guy just for the sake of bashing his face in once more.
"That fucking shithead-" A snort caught his attention as the raven chuckled just the slightest.
"Hey that fucking shithead kept me from disappearing for quite a while you know, even though I don´t disagree with your way of naming him." Seeing Izaya grin so calmly over the matter made his urge just get that much stronger. How could he not care? The only answer he found to that question was that Izaya gave up ages ago on even hoping for something better in his life.
It pissed him off-
"Tch, should have smashed his face harder for hurting you."
…. That- made the raven blink.
Hurting? And even though the blond didn´t even realize what he had said the raven very well caught the meaning.
Seriously? For hurting him? A frown crossed the raven´s expression, so deep he wondered for a split second if he looked like Shizu-chan when he was mad.
Of all the things he could have accepted Shizu-chan saying, this was not one of them.
"Seriously? Is the monster craving for murder now? Why I always knew you were a beast but to go to such lengths," the raven chirped all of a sudden with a voice so hostile the blond was left to blink and wonder what he had done wrong.
"Can you stop calling me that?" the blond frowned, and it was almost as if the raven knew just exactly which buttons he had to push to make the blond react like he wanted him to.
"What, monster?" he grinned, emphasizing the word on purpose, "But you are one, just think about the destruction you cause~!"
What the hell-
"Tch, that´s just your damn fault in the first place!" Shizuo argued, after all it was just the shitty flea´s fault! He barely destroyed anything when he wasn´t around-!
"Aw of course, tell that the poor vending machines," the raven laughed, making fun of the blond on purpose.
"Tch, you-!" but the blond didn´t even get to finish his sentence, because he had stepped a step forward and the second he did that he found a flick blade whooshing past his face at a speed he hadn't seen coming.
A familiar sting welcomed him and he felt warm liquid trail down his cheek. Touching the cut with the back of his hand the blond felt a very familiar rage surge through his veins.
"What the hell flea-?!" but the raven just grinned and laughed as though this was all just a fucking game to him again.
"Ah, ah Shizu-chan, you came to my apartment, what did you think I would do~?"
Seriously-
It was one thing having a sort of deal with the blond, but it was a whole another story if Shizu-chan started thinking about how Izaya felt about this.
Hurt, huh?
This was just sex and nothing else. No friendship no nothing. They were just making sure he wasn´t wiped off the earth by some cheating shit like him being a half, but making sure that one of them would end up killing the other. Just like all those years.
"I think I´m gonna head for Ikebukuro~" the raven chirped, facing an obviously angry as well as confused blond.
Ahh, it had to be hard to face life with such little intelligence.
"Oh no, you don´t-" the blond growled reminding Izaya of the beast he used to know.
"What´s wrong Shizu-chan, not going to attack me?" he tried, knowing it would piss the blond off. "Going soft on me, monster?" A bitter grin spread across his expression as he pointed a knife at the blond. "Wanna be best buddies Shizu-chan~?"
And the blond blinked, feeling as though he was getting even more pissed while calming down.
He knew what Izaya was doing here- he didn´t want to get friendly with a monster.
He was drawing a clear line between them. And he was right. Just the whole way he had walked here had felt way too awkward and wrong, but like this-
Something akin to a sinister smile almost spread along Shizuo´s lips as he heaved up the raven´s desk.
Yeah, he was right-
"Only if hell freezes over." – this was how they should be.
-Hachiro´s point of view.-
Shards were falling to the floor from way too far up ahead.
Roaring screams were to be heard and before long he could spot Orihara and the Heiwajima guy running out of that apartment complex- all while causing a destruction he hadn´t yet seen.
A smirk drew across his lips.
Before long those two would stop whatever was going on between them and then he would wait for Izaya to get back- and even if that didn´t happen-
He hadn't been wasting all these years just to lose his favorite fucktoy to some other guy.
"Just you wait Izaya."
To be continued~
Ohohoho now now, sorry the promised kinky sex isn´t happening yet firstly x'DD It´s just that I only realized later that actually only one day passed since they had sex x'D Every other day, ne? C': And since this issss a sex story with plot I wanna concentrate on the plot on the sex free days x'DDDDD But anyway, the kinky shit isn´t cancelled, don´t worry xD it´s just moved to Shizu and Izzy´s next ... appointment hohohoho xDDDDDDD
Guest 2: xDD ahaha indeed, that lil bitch xD To be honest I didn´t even plan on this but once it popped up in my head I couldn't just not write this xDDD And lol Shiki didn´t give many fucks about it x´DDDD haha warming up or rather getting used to it I would say C: IN my opinion Shizuo was treating Izaya way too much like a friend recently and it pissed Izaya off xD this is better hoho, they are supposed to hate each other C: (and will make better sex later too smirks)
Unknown: Awwww thank you 3 xD
Well then, I know there was no sex today but I hope you can forgive me xD
See you next chapter~! Where SURELY some smexy shit will happen hohohoho
Ah talking about chapters- Minnaaaa I have a -really important- exam on Thursday- imma die x'D I´m studying like crazy since I didn´t know it will be my turn so soon, (it´s an oral exam holy shit save me people) and yah- I´m dying x'D So today I sadly have to move the Twtd, ast and sotd update to next week- and the other updates to the week after that- urgh basically I´m skipping on the updates x'D I´m sorry C':
PS.: I colored the zombie pic for sotd finally xD just visit my "Story pictures and stuff C; C:" story on ao3 and enjoy the crappynes x'DDD (the ribcage is so wrong lmao but I´m too lazy to change it now xD)