-๑-๑ ஜ ๑-Chapter 18: Oh my god -๑ ஜ ๑-๑-
-Izaya´s point of view.-
Let's get you checked up- yep that had been Shizuo´s words- but Izaya certainly didn't expect the blond to actually stay and watch as he was being checked up for real.
"Uhm Shizuo-" Shinra was sitting on the small table in the living room while Izaya was sprawled on the couch- exactly where Shizuo had dropped him not too graceful.
"I would love if my apartment survived the next few minutes, so-" Shinra tried knowing that without his lovely wife at home there was no one that could stop Shizuo from destroying this entire building if Izaya tried to piss him off.
But the blond didn't even budge for a moment.
He was just sitting there, watching as Shinra took a sample of Izaya's blood.
The moment they had entered the apartment, Izaya dangling from Shizu-chan´s shoulder and blood smeared over his pants Shinra had already concluded his own little deduction.
Namely that Shizuo just killed someone by accident- but that didn't really explain why he was carrying Izaya over.
To say the least Shinra was pretty damn confused at the moment.
Those two were being oddly quiet too- and so far Izaya hadn't tried to tease the blond at all.
"And? Do you know what I got drugged with yet?" Izaya inquired, making the doctor snap out of his thoughts as he was staring at the results of a previous scan.
"not yet," he informed, his eyes warily snapping back and forth between Shizuo and Izaya.
Izaya had told him that Shizuo supposedly found him in an alley after some guys managed to drug him and decided for what reason whatever to bring him here- since he wasn't worth killing like this, or something like that.
To be honest the story sounded more than just fishy to the brunette.
First off, he doubted anyone could actually pull off drugging Izaya easily like that and second, even though he didn't doubt Shizuo was a good man at heart, but he somehow couldn't believe the man simply carried him over just because of that-
Not to mention how much that must have hurt Izaya´s pride.
It was odd to say the least, seriously odd-
"I will be right back, I'm just testing this," the doctor informed as he took the syringe filled with Izaya´s blood with him. The only answer he got from both of them in unison was a "sure" and damn that was scary.
Shinra felt as though he was being in some sort of horror movie where everyone suddenly acted all calm and collected and in reality they were just possessed by something-
Quickly scurrying into the room next to the living room he grabbed his phone resting right next to the previous results from Izaya.
(Celty, please come home quickly! It's an emergency!) he typed in a message hoping that things wouldn't escalate before the woman with her shadows got home to secure the situation.
Almost instantly his beloved wifey replied- ah obviously he had caught her attention.
(I'm on my way! What happened?! Are you okay?!) The doctor couldn't help but grin widely at the response he got.
Awww his beloved future wife~! She was worried about him~!
That grin still stuck on his expression he quickly collected himself again as the situation at hand had to be treated with seriousness.
The black biker had actually just been on a small delivery trip for Izaya- honestly speaking she had no idea what she was even delivering in this bag he had handed her, but she knew better than to open it and look at it.
Whatever it was she didn't want to get dragged into it- but now reading Shinra´s message the delivery could wait as her PDA vibrated one more time.
Within a second the small device was flipped out again, the screen lighting up.
(Shizuo and Izaya are at our apartment, together and they haven´t tried to attack each other at all so far-! The opposite it seems like they are getting along!)
Oh my god.
They got along-?! This was bad, this was really, really bad- Celty knew Shizuo for so long now, and he never, really never ever held back when he was mad at someone, so now that he held back and didn't even try to kill Izaya there must be something disastrous going on-
Roaring loudly Shooter transformed into a horse as she took a shortcut across a highrise, riding right up the wall-
No, wait, something was odd here- She understood why Shizuo would try to actually get his temper in control- and maybe he actually was succeeding at it- but Izaya? Izaya always annoyed Shizuo just for fun as far as Celty knew. For his own kind of weird amusement-
(Is Izaya trying to provocate Shizuo?) she typed onto her PDa as she reached the roof of the building she was riding up upn. That had to be the case- ahh all the more reason to go faster! But oh Shinra´s answer surprised her.
(No actually they are just sitting here, peacefully, Shizuo even asked if Izaya is okay- that´s why they are freaking me out!)
Shizuo-
Oh my god-
The PDA fell from Celty´s grasp as she couldn't suppress the shive that suddenly rolled down her spine.
Shizuo wasn't attacking Izaya.
Izaya wasn't teasing Shizuo.
They were sitting in Shinra's apartment, in peace.
There was only one possible conclusion left-
THEY WERE ALIENS!
--Shinra´s point of view.-
Opening the door to the living room just the slightest bit the brunette risked a glance at the two enemies in his living room.
Silence was ruling the scene, but it wasn´t tension, no, it was merely that. Quiet.
Izaya as chilling on the couch obviously waiting for Shinra to return with the results and Shizuo was …. well what was Shizuo eve still doing here?
It was when he heard the all too familiar noise of the front door unlocking that the doctor sighed in relief.
His future wife had returned home!
Heading out of the small room he quickly passed through the living room without paying too much attention to the two weirdos as he headed for the entrance.
"Celt-" he had been about to jump at his beloved, hugging her like he used to from time to time, but a PDA shoved in his face and a hand grasping his shoulder were certainly keeping him from doing that.
(Shinra, we need to get away from here!) Were the only words he could read on the screen in front of his face.
"Get away?" he repeated re-reading the message once more. "No, you just have to make sure Shizuo won´t destroy the entire building once things get out of hand," the doctor laughed, not quite getting why his beloved was this agitated.
After all this wasn't the first time she had had to resolve a fight between the two.
Again those fingers flew across the screen.
(Shinra those aren't Shizuo and Izaya-) a blink followed then two, as the woman typed on. (They are aliens!)
….
Aliens?
Shizuo and Izaya?
Celty was nodding as if the brunette had asked the words out aloud but she probably just tried to emphasize what she had written.
"EHHH?!" Shinra finally managed to say making the woman fidget and place a finger against where she probably deemed her mouth would be.
"Those two?! Really?" the doctor whispered this time keeping his voice down as the woman glanced past the brunette. Without a word Shinra found himself being twisted around so he was able to glance into the living room.
(They are! I'm sure of it!)
Whispering and odd sounds were reaching Izaya´s ears ad he was pretty sure he wasn't the only one hearing them.
"Say, don't you think Shinra is acting weird?" he questioned, seeing as the blond was pretty much the only person he could talk to before getting bored to death.
"You think so?" Shizu-chan merely replied, not proving to be the best conversing partner he could have chosen.
"I guess he is surprised we aren't trying to kill each other yet," the raven shrugged while glaring at his hand. He could feel the sedative grow less effective. The numb feeling he had was slowly but surely dissipating, but it still wasn't enough for him to be able to move his head again.
"You are sedated," the blond suddenly said making the raven snap back to their conversation.
A snort left his lips as he rose an eyebrow at the blond.
"Would that have stopped you in the past?" He could barely imagine it. If anything Shizu-chan would have called Shinra at the most if not left him to lay around in some corner.
And to be honest Shizuo thought the same way. If he had found Izaya sedated… well he wouldn't have carried him over to Shinra's that´s for sure.
"...not really."
"See?" the raven hummed, tilting his head towards the entrance. He saw Shinra scurry there before and judging some suspicious shadows coming heather from the small room he knew Celty had come home and Shinra was filing her in on what was going on. "I bet he is wondering just what the fuck is going on."
Thinking about it they really were acting weird. Not just because Shizu-chan had carried him over, no. It was true that they had a deal, but that still didn't explain why Shizu-chan was so extraordinary nice to him.
"Wanna throw something at me?" the raven asked, almost hoping for the blond to say yes, but no.
"Not in the mood." It was odd to say the least. He only knew Shizu-chan annoyed, angry- for a small second something else also popped into his mind that the raven quickly chased away. Of course he knew him horny too now but that was something entirely different.
Anyway Shizu-chan was usually so passionate. But now…?
"Want me to remind you of Hachiro? That seemed to get you really angry," the raven mumbled aloud, and for certain he suddenly saw Shizu-chan´s hands tighten into fists.
Heh, so he could get angry after all. But… not at him?
"Can you not mention that asshole please?" Shizu-chan mumbled and he really sounded pissed off. Pissed off at Hachiro-
"Ne Shizu-chan-" but the raven didn't complete his sentence as his brain caught up with what he was wanting to say quick enough. "nevermind." He had almost been about to ask just why Shizu-chan even cared that much- big mistake. Shizu-chan didn't care of course, he had already explained his reasons well enough.
Besides it was probably just because of that brother of his being an incubus and all that Shizu-chan didn't want for Izaya to end up dying because of this.
It was simply that nothing else.
It was then that the doctor finally returned to the living room again. A certain black rider following close behind.
"Good evening courier," Izaya cooed, and Shizuo lifted his head as he spotted his friend.
"Hi Celty," but the woman didn't even respond as a wave of shadows burst from her neck. She typed something on her PDA, shoved it into Shinra's face- and then the brunette was just pulled towards the room Izaya´s samples were resting in.
(They are aliens!) Another message was typed, barely showed to Shinra long enough for the brunette to make out the words.
(I knew they were among us see?!)
"Celty I´m not so sure about that, I mean they act odd, but I don't think-" but Shinra was interrupted again before he could even finish his sentence.
Sighing the doctor looked at the blood samples resting on the table- actually…
"We can find out if they are aliens," he announced as he opened one of the drawers of his desk. "I got some old blood samples from Izaya here, if I compare them and they are exactly the same, then the chances Izaya is an alien are zero," the brunette announced with a grin, making the woman type away on her PDA quickly.
(Do it!)
And Izaya… Izaya was bored out of his mind. And Shinra fidgeting around wasn't exactly making this any better.
"So, are you sure you really don't want to bash my face in?" he repeated as he watched the blond taking out a cigarette from his pocket. A questioning glance was thrown towards him, the cancer stick dangling from his lips.
"What for?"
"Did you see Shinra? He looks like he is about to freak out because of the way we are acting." Blinking the blond looked towards the door the brunette had disappeared past.
And he thought the doctor was just as weird as usual.
"He always tells us to not fight in his apartment and now that we don't he wants us to?" Shizuo asked with a frown not really getting the man's logic.
"Doesn't make sense to you does it?" Izaya asked with a chuckle on his lips.
Certainly. Shinra didn't always make sense.
Just like Shizu-chan.
"Ne Shizu-chan," the raven suddenly started, making the blond turn his head once more as he lit his cigarette. "I didn't quite get around to say it but I guess I should."
A brow was lifted and the blond wondered what the flea was talking about now.
"What?" but the words that followed sure were surprising him a great deal.
"Thank you." It was just that. A thank you , but hearing it from the flea´s lis was awkward to the point Shizuo wondered whether it was him being poisoned and hallucinating.
"Wait what?" he repeated, making the raven snort.
"Before, if you hadn't come over things could have gotten really out of hand so," he explained, knowing exactly that this time the asshole could have really gotten him.
He tilted his head to look at the bond and showed Shizuo something that the blond could only describe as an honest smile. No smirk, no grin, no hint of sarcasm, no hint of irony was hidden beneath it, not it was just that.
"Guess I owe you." Almost choking on his cigarette the blond took a breath from it before blowing out the smoke in a ragged way as he turned his head away.
"Nah you don't that was just coincidence."
The raven snorted. Coincidence, huh?
"What about the time you kissed me in the alley though?" he reminded the blond, "I wouldn't exactly call it coincidence that you saved my ass back there, and every second day from now on." No, certainly not. Their meeting that day might have been coincidental, but the decision Shizu-chan took definitely was not.
"Did you fall on your head or something flea? You are acting weird," the blond mumbled, that cigarette growing tinier and tinier at a terrifying speed-
"And there I thought you would appreciate me being grateful to you," Izaya laughed, "After all I´m forcing you to do something pretty odd."
Force, huh? Somehow the way Izaya put those words made the blond feel… guilty.
Because, fuck he wasn't forcing him to anything, no if anything he was enjoying this whole…. relationship deal kinda business they were having.
"It's not odd and you aren't forcing me," he replied firm hoping the flea would crack one of his stupid jokes now or that the would annoy the blond with his words again. Because he always managed to annoy him right?
But not this time-
"Still, I guess you are somewhat my friend now, huh?"
…
The blond paused, the cigarette hovering in front of his lips as he swallowed.
Even though somehow the term friend had a bitter taste to it he felt delighted all the same. It was a weird combination of feelings. For some reason he suddenly felt somewhat desperate.
What for even?
"A friend that doesn´t want to see me in Ikebukuro but hey," Izaya laughed, and damn it was one of this honest laughs again. One of the truly amused ones- and suddenly Shizuo had his intense urge to kiss the flea.
Shooting up from the couch the raven blinked as he watched the blond that was now hurrying to the door.
"Shizu-chan?" but by the time the name slipped from Izaya's lips the blond was already gone, the apartment's door slamming shut.
If anything, Izaya was confused.
Had he said something wrong? This whole conversation had seemed somewhat odd, but he really didn't mean to annoy the blond this time.
Seriously, the blond was a master at confusing the hell out of the flea.
"Ah, what about Shizuo?" twisting his head towards the small room Shira had disappeared into he saw the man standing there glancing heather from the door.
(What was that?) Celty asked, the PDA shoved in his face as she walked over really quick.
"I don't know, I guess I annoyed him," Izaya replied, only for the woman to… cheer?
"See Celty? They are no aliens after all~!" the brunette sighed in relief- the woman feeling the same.
And Izaya-
"What?"
Izaya was literally confused by everyone at that moment.
To be continued C:
Oh gosh Shizzy! xD I think someone is falling pretty hard there for the flea xDDDSorry people for updating a tad late x'D but hey now i´m back ho ho C: and next chapter- next chapter will make you squeal in aweeeee xDDDDDDD i love the slow burn of this story xDDDDD
Guest 2: xD awww that was the initial plan actually xD but then shinra popped to mind x'D lol mr. bastard sone of a trashcan returned to his roots x'DDD lmao I love writing this mix of comedy and smut x'D this might be my new favourite style x'DDD
Lmao Izaya would have black mailed and threatened the person to no ends omg xD trololol i was thinking of including our most favourite lovely little fangirl in future chapters xD haha let´s see were shizzy´s new feelings are leasing to first though~ C: C: C: xD
Unknown: lmao you were indeed xDDD sorry I´m late with the new chapter though -sobs- and thank chu xD hehe next chapter will reveal quite some interesting things C: xDD
Well then I will see you next chapter on 11th October~! xD