AN: This is just for comedy and don't support some of the crap about ideologies, factions and whatever the fuck may appear in this. This is just a story about two other teams of Team Fortress 2 such as YLW and GRN since RED and BLU are the mains but no one ever have the other two involved in any or SFM but there are some exceptions in certain videos on YouTube. Since I don't have Gmod or 15 ai , I decided to write. (Plus I suck at making videos.) This was inspired by Oyu'baat Cantina about the hilarity of RED and BLU arguing over their political ideals so, just to give you the heads up. Plus, give it a watch. They're really good videos and please have people on YouTube react to them like Renegades React, WRATH2501, or even Vtubers. Lastly, this contains harmful political discussions. Reader discretion is advised. I condemn all violence and breeding ground for extremists. THE TF2 LORE DOES NOT APPLY HERE.

And yes, I'm gonna post this when politics are involved. To make things worse is that YouTube and its infinite idiocy decide to remove the last part of the trilogy and you can only watch it on this website:

nicovideo.

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watch/sm40932604

The reason why I did it like that is because you can't put the website address up. But you can go to the link in the description of TF2 FPB funeral video. And whoever flagged it, needs to stop acting like a self-entitled spoiled brat because they couldn't handle the FACTS at the end. I sure hope it ain't you guys. So please don't remove any more videos. I want to enjoy what little pleasures I can in life, because you'll never know when your number's up.

GRN Team Discuss About Politics At 4 A.M.

In the GRN base in the Oil Canyon map, Demoman is sitting on the couch and does a deep sigh as if he is depressed about something. Then Medic shows up.

Medic: (tired yet confused) "Demoman. Its 4-o-clock in the morning, why are you up so early? We have to fight against the RED's, BLU's and YLW's in another five hours. Did you get any sleep?"

Demoman: (tired) "Hello, Medic. Sorry, I'm just worried about Scout is all."

Medic sits with Demoman.

Medic: (perplexed) "What's wrong with Scout and why are you worried about him?"

Demoman: (tired still) "Well, since the whole ideology nonsense started because of the tweet the RED soldier started the whole debate, our Scout has been having trouble trying to find his ideology."

Medic: (surprised) "Seriously? Scout is trying to find his own ideology even though the RED Team and BLU Team nearly got fired because of those ideologies that Miss Pauling roast them?"

Demoman: (normal tone) "Yeah. He never thought about it until that happened and is trying to identify himself with his ideology."

Medic: (normal tone) "Truth is that you don't need an ideology to identify yourself with. It is something that you want to believe in. Like religion."

Demoman: (curious) "Then what is your ideology, Medic?"

Medic: (proud) "I am an anarcho-humanitarian and anarcho-scientist that follows a progressive democracy and gift economy. I believe that the production of goods and needs should be free and given to others without while improving the lives of others. I also advocate that science should be free and many can pursue a career in advancing the human race."

Demoman: (surprised) "The fuck?! You're a democratic anarcho, too?"

Medic: (just as surprised) "For real?! You also support democracy and an anarchistic ideology?"

Cue Morning Mood by Edvard Grieg.

Demoman: (happy) "Aye! I am an anarcho-socialist with social libertarianism along with a mutualist economy and a multicultural democracy. I also see freedom being interrelated with mutual aid where entire communities work together and all are equal along with individuals being free with robust decentralized government. I also support various cultures as they work together as they co-exist in harmony. Plus, mutualism means you get free food and water to which you don't have to pay for it. But I will admit, your ideology sounds wonderful and I am not gonna argue with that."

Medic: (happy) "Nor do I, my black Scottish friend and fellow democratic anarcho. I believe that people can work together no matter the circumstances or their ideology long as you don't shove it down someone's throat."

Soldier comes in. Cue Hail, Columbia.

Soldier: (confused) "Why are you two up this late? Is something wrong?" (worried) "Is there something wrong with you, Demoman?"

Demoman: (normal tone) "No, nothing is wrong. It's just that I'm worried about Scout because he is trying to find his own ideology to believe in. Plus, Medic and I discovered that we are democratic anarchos."

Soldier: (surprised) "You guys, too?"

Demoman & Medic: (surprised) "What?"

Soldier: (patriotic) "For me, I support anarcho-conservatism. I believe that state laws should be morally ones such as not stealing, not killing each other and keep certain traditional values alive. Like with Christmas, it has become a glorified over capitalistic and deprived holiday it is now. I like the traditional version where you help those in need and give to those that are less fortunate than you. Christmas is about charity, not get everything you want. Which is why I support Kwanzaa."

Medic: (realization) "That would explain some things."

Demoman: (perplexed) "I thought we were celebrating my African heritage because I am African-Scottish. True, it is an African-American holiday, but I thought you were being nice to me."

Soldier: (normal tone) "That too. But unlike Christmas, you do appreciate what you have and it is not commercialized garbage."

Medic: (curious) "What about democracy? And economics?"

Soldier: (patriotic) "I support two forms of democracy. The first being deliberative, which people have to think before making a big decision in the voting. The second being progressive, because everyone should have the right to vote no matter your race, gender, religion, education and whatever factors that keep on dividing people. As for economics, I prefer the Hermit Model."

Demoman: (confused) "What the bloody hell is that?"

Medic: (displays intelligence) "I heard of it! It is a combination of anarcho-capitalism, mutualism and gift economy!"

Soldier: (affirmative) "Exactly right, Doc."

Demoman: (questionable) "Yet why do you support capitalism as well? Didn't you just say that you despise over glorified capitalism about Christmas?"

Soldier: (normal tone) "Because not everyone would work for free. We are still materialistic creatures that won't do shit for nothing. We gotta have something that motivates us and to trade with neighboring countries. We are mercenaries, remember?"

Medic: (normal tone) "That is true."

Demoman: (happy) "At least you're not a racial supremacist or anything like that. Usually, many conservatives want people like me dead, but I'm glad the reason why is to keep certain morals and traditions alive rather than being some supremacist moron."

Soldier: (salutes) "Thanks!"

Sniper comes in. Cue William Tell Overture by Gioachino Rossini.

Sniper: (confused) "Oi! What the bloody hell is everyone doing up this early?!"

Soldier: (normal tone) "Hello, Sniper. We're discussing about politics. What were you doing?"

Sniper: (bugged) "I was filling up my piss jars to use in our next match. But why the hell are ya moppets talking about politics? Do you wanna end up like what nearly happened to RED and BLU?"

Medic: (normal tone) "Don't worry. Turns out we are democratic anarchos. I am an anarcho-humanitarian and anarcho-scientist that follows progressive democracy and gift economy. Demoman is an anarcho-socialist and social libertarian with mutualism and multicultural democracy. Soldier here is an anarcho-conservative that follows deliberative and progressive democracy with the Hermit Model economy. Soldier even told us on why he celebrates Kwanzaa over Christmas."

Sniper: (confused) "Hold on! Isn't Kwanzaa an African-American thing?"

Soldier: (normal tone) "Yes it is, but Christmas is over commercialized garbage now days as Kwanzaa helps you appreciate what you have. To me, the Christmas spirit is dying."

Sniper: (normal tone) "Well I..." (realization) "Hang on, did you guys say you're all democratic anarchos?"

Demoman (surprised) "You too, lad?"

Sniper: (proud) "That's right. I'm an anarcho-incentivist and liberty-loverist and a supporter for grassroots democracy along with quartzism. I believe things should be done more voluntarily and the freedom of the individual. People should be free while accelerating technological progress without any groups trying to absorb them. I like it better when things are done more voluntarily and not having others force to do things against their will. Yet I also believe in liblov-voluntarism, which maybe a more right-wing variant of liberty-loverism yet the idea of right and left wing ideas are dumb as hell. Plus, people should be self-employed like us and run their own businesses while organizing their own form of trade with no outside interference. People should also be free to vote with no groups or wealthy people telling them what to do."

Medic: (perplexed) "So, a voluntary capitalist that support the rights and freedom of individuals that don't want their vote or business manipulated by groups or collectivists? Yet you also believe that things should be centralized?"

Sniper: (normal tone) "Yeah."

Demoman: (normal tone) "Basically what that YLW Scout is but more anarchist."

Sniper: (surprised) "Wait, that YLW Scout is an centralist? Can't believe I've been fighting someone with similar commonality."

Soldier: (normal tone) "But you do realize that we're mercenaries that are fighting against other mercenaries by some branch companies, not self-employed, right?"

Sniper: (normal tone) "Of course I do, mate! But you lot are the ones who brought up on what my ideology is. Also, this is just a side gig to earn some extra money. I also am a part-time owner of a small bakery that the fat guys we're guarding. You should try out my chocolate donuts with orange frosting and strawberry drizzle."

Medic: (normal tone) "Long as you didn't piss in it and you wash your hands, I'll give it a try."

Sniper: (somewhat offended) "Come on now! I always wash-up after pissing in my jarate jars!"

Soldier: (normal tone) "At least you understand the value of hard work. Unlike this generation that want everything done fast at a push of a button. People will go to extreme measures in order to make some sort of difference to the point where they become out of touch with reality. Like those social justice warriors and the neo-conservatives that are ruining everything that would drive the United States into a civil war. They brainwash people into fighting a cause that is not worth it and try to turn everything into a third world country to the point that they rather be a bunch of violent apes."

Medic: (agreement) "Ja. I hate it when people want to use others as pawns in order to fill one's ego. Like those fuckers on BreadTube and those that support right-wing dictatorships. They are no better than dictators and terrorists. As a doctor, I heavily prescribe a chill pill or some sort of mental relaxation."

Demoman: (normal tone) "We're gonna have to face the fact that people are always going to be horrible extremists and bringing everyone with them like collective suicide."

Pyro shows up. Cue -

AN: Okay, I have completely forgot the name of the song I listened to when I was in middle-school from a tape about wildlife being endangered. I do remember the lyrics "Wildlife endanger, nature on the run." Or was it "in danger"? Either way, I can't remember the name. There is also the lyrics, "all of god's creatures let us live as one." or something like that. It was a country song with a banjo finish if it does help if anyone does remember the song. And if you remember it, please let me know. Now back to political debates.

Cue 'Wildlife Endanger, Nature on the Run'.

Pyro: (confused) "What is going on here? I was making chocolate pudding and I can hear you guys talking all the way down in the kitchen."

Medic: (confused) "Pyro, it is past 4-o-clock in the morning. Why are you making chocolate pudding?"

Pyro: (normal tone) "Because pudding is part of my life now."

Everyone is confused and give Pyro awkward stares.

Sniper: (normal tone) "Well, in any case, we're having political discussions and we found out that we're all democratic anarchos with different values. Wanna tell us yours?"

Pyro: (happy) "Sure! Like you guys, I am also a democratic anarcho." (normal tone) "I believe in communal democracy. I believe that everyone should vote on what gets passed and what doesn't rather than having a bunch of big shots deciding on what gets passed or not. Also, I support anarcho ideologies that support environmental ideals such as anarcho-naturalism, echo-anarchism, and green anarchism. Our ecosystems are falling apart due to over hunting, deforestation, nuclear radiation and wars and we need to preserve as many species as we can. Both flora and fauna alike. Are you fully aware of how many endangered species there are nowadays? Let's just say, a lot."

Soldier: (curious) "But aren't you making chocolate pudding using milk?"

Pyro: (normal tone) "Hey, just because I support the environment, doesn't mean I'm vegan."

Medic: (normal tone) "I have to agree with Pyro on this. The environment was already fragile as it is and yet we keep on ruining it. The vast majority of tigers can be found more in zoos and ecological reserves rather than in their natural environment because of over hunting. And every tree we cut down results in the temperature rising in the world which resulted in global warming combined with over industry. Like in China. They are over populated and over industrial that they will soon run out of drinking water if they can switch over to greener technologies."

Demoman: (normal tone) "Same that can be said about India. Their rivers are polluted as fuck that you might get a lot of parasites. And many large cities are horrible as hell. Chicago, New York City, Detroit, Chongqing, Tianjin, and thousands of others have a lot more trash on their streets. Not to mention that people should recycle bottles and cans more often. I mean, look at Singapore."

Pyro: (normal tone) "True that Singapore is one of the cleanest countries in the world and it is against the law to pollute, but it is under a dictatorship." (angry) "And I despise dictators!"

Cue Timesplitters 2 OST: Ice Station

Soldier: (normal tone) "I agree. Dictators are one of the worst people of all time. Just as bad as an oligarchy which you never know when someone would betray you and seize power. Not to mention that power can go to one's head and makes them egotistical bastards. Like Richard Nixon almost did. And same with Richard Nixon 2.0: Donald Trump. And I thought monarchies are terrible, but dictators are even worse."

Demoman: (agreement) "Indeed! I think power should belong to everyone and we all agree that people should vote on what and there should be laws that should prevent leaders from abusing power."

Sniper: (agreement) "True that. Some countries do have laws that should prevent leaders from becoming corrupt, but it doesn't help much."

Heavy comes in screaming at his teammates and scaring them. Heavy is also wearing a kippah (Jewish cap). Stop music.

Heavy: (laughs) "Hahaha-hoho! Scared you, didn't I!?"

Sniper: (angry) "What the fuck was that for, ya wanker?!"

Demoman: (angry) "The hell, lad!?"

Medic: (angry) "What the fuck, dummkopf?! We're in a middle of an intellectual discussion!"

Pyro: (angry) "What the hell, Heavy?! You nearly gave us all heart-attacks!"

Soldier: (angry) "Why are you up so late, Heavy?!"

Heavy: (normal tone) "Sorry, comrades. Heavy woke-up feeling hungry and noticed everyone gathered here. So, Heavy thought it was funny to scare you. Heavy already ate sandvich and then tried to go back to bed. But now, Heavy is now curious about intellectual discussion."

Demoman: (annoyed) "Alright, fine. I was concerned about Scout, our Scout, since he is having trouble finding his ideology. Then we all find out we are democratic anarchos with different versions of anarcho ideology and democracy. To be honest, I respect everyone's ideology since they are similar and not something bullshit like strarocracy, ultranationalism, communism and other idiotic ideologies."

Heavy: (surprised) "Really?! Heavy is a democratic anarcho, too!"

Everyone isn't really surprised at this point.

Sniper: (happy) "Really? Then tell us what do you support."

Cue Solidarity Forever.

Heavy: (patriotic) "Heavy is a proud supporter of progressive democracy and workplace democracy. Superiority is stupid and people should vote no matter their race, gender, status. Even places of work should also vote because Heavy is an anarcho-syndicalists as well as anarcho-theocrat. I believe that worker unions should be in-charge of workplaces to ensure that the place they work at is safe rather than people taking shortcuts that would result in many deaths. I also believe that religion should belong to the masses rather than being controlled by one person or an oligarchy. The people that try to take certain parts of religious texts such as bloodshed and try to manipulate the masses into violent extremists should be condemned to hell rather than being seen as a saint."

Sniper: (curious) "Does that mean that your worker unions make sure my place is up to code? I maybe a supporter for capitalism, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna cut corners and do horrible things like the RED Spy that was a corporate. To me, I think it is best to keep things safe for all the people to work under me, especially at my bakery. So I respect you, Heavy."

Heavy: (happy) "Da, many thanks! And I am glad that you don't exploit people."

Medic: (questioning) "But wouldn't having the masses control the religion can lead to bad things? Like people saying their religion is superior, being prejudice or somewhere along the lines? You might end up creating a whole bunch of crusades."

Heavy: (normal tone) "But I will only allow those that are willing to believe in peace, love and unity. Not violent extremists and hypocrites!"

Pyro: (normal tone) "Many religions around the world claim to support non-violence, but that is bullshit. Look what Christianity, Islam, Buddhism and Hellenism did throughout the centuries with many major wars and there were deities that supported wars. I'm sorry Heavy, even Judaism is guilty of that."

Heavy: (accepting) "It's okay, Pyro. Heavy knows of this."

Demoman: (normal tone) "And the only peaceful religion that actually is peaceful and non-violent is Jainism. They do support the environment and even treat micro-organisms with respect and harmony. But in truth, I prefer drinking pure clean water than the unfiltered, dirty water that would give me viruses and dysentery."

Sniper: (agreement) "That I totally agree. Yet there is always pros and cons to every single thing that there is. Even some of our ideologies have a few flaws in them."

Pyro: (normal tone) "What's wrong going out in the forest in the nude?"

Everyone is shocked to hear Pyro say that. Pyro looks at everyone.

Pyro: (confused) "What?"

Spy appears in his pink boxers and mask.

Spy: (happy) "Did someone say that they're also a nudist?"

Everyone is disgusted by Spy in his boxers. Cue 1920's jazz music.

Demoman: (disgusted) "But on some clothes, Spy!"

Medic: (disgusted) "Why are you wearing such horrible underwear?"

Heavy: (in pain) "Heavy cannot believe eyes!"

Soldier: (screams in pain) "AAAAAHHH! My fucking eyes!"

Sniper: (disgusted and confused) "And why do you smell of sweat, sex and shame?"

Pyro: (looking away) "Glad I'm wearing a gas mask."

Spy: (offended) "What?! What's wrong with wearing pink every now and then? Also, I finished making a VR sex video before going to bed to make some extra profit on the side." (curious) "But what the hell are you all doing up so late? Don't we have a match tomorrow?"

Soldier: (tries not to vomit) "We were discussing about politics. We found out that we are democratic anarchos."

Spy: (happy) "*gasps* You too!? I'm also a democratic anarcho! I support single term democracy along with multicultural and progressive democracy. I am an anarcho-feminist supporter who believes in gender equality and tell the partisans to go fuck off! I also support queer anarchism because I am also a bisexual. But in truth, I am more of a pansexual."

Heavy: (confused) "But isn't Spy making porn videos? It seems kinda hypocritical."

Spy: (proud) "In truth, I was dressed up as a hermaphrodite in that video because I see myself as a hermaphrodite. I am also a supporter for pink capitalism."

Demoman, Medic, Soldier, Heavy and Sniper: (confused) "Pink capitalism?"

Pyro: (confused) "What the hell is that?"

Spy: (normal tone) "It is the belief of completely unregulated capitalism will result in a culture of complete sexual promiscuity, total drug acceptance, and empowerment of ethnic minority groups. Not only I have been making porn for money, but I've been also selling medicinal ingredients to many pharmaceuticals for a much better price. I've also been selling marijuana to cancer research labs since some of the shit in it can prevent people from vomiting and getting nausea from chemotherapy. Yet I even go as far as donate some of it to treat cancer patients. And I only sell legal recreational drugs to people that take it responsibly and take it moderately. I do not sell to drug abusers. Moderation is the key to a successful life."

Sniper: (impressed) "God damn, Spy. As an anarcho-incentivist, I am impressed."

Soldier: (impressed) "And you like to sell it to people who take things in moderation."

Heavy: (respectful) "Honestly, respect."

Medic: (happy) "At least you make the world a better place."

Demoman: (normal tone) "But I highly doubt your videos will be available in Australia. Don't forget, Australia banned all hentai videos in the country."

Spy: (normal tone) "Actually, only Japanese hentai. Banning weapons is one thing, but removing hentai is another."

Sniper: (normal tone) "I prefer keeping my rifle. How else am I supposed to protect myself against the crocs of my homeland, eh? Australia has 1.9 crocodile attacks per year. And since people are dumb, that might rise up to 2.2 per year if they are actually dumb enough to tempt the them."

Demoman: (normal tone) "Or drunk. I was nearly guilty of that during my trip in Florida and almost lost a hand to an alligator." (ashamed) "I really regretted nearly doing something that dumb."

Heavy pats Demoman on the shoulder.

Heavy: (comforting) "It's okay. We all make mistakes. The problem is that not many people are willing to accept that and try to pin the blame on others." (normal tone) "Like how a parent blames YouTubers for what they're children see instead of keeping an eye on what they watch. The fault lies with the parent, not the person who uploaded the video."

Soldier: (pissed) "And I despise every single partisan in the United States! They are nothing more than self-entitled loud mouths that are no better than Karens, self-privileged asshole, social media trolls and other terrible people that are ruining the country. Just like how Christmas keeps on getting ruined!"

Engineer comes in. Cue Star Trek theme song.

Engineer: (confused and angry) "Now what the Sam hell is going on!? One of ya guys screamed so loud and I accidentally spilled beer over my new device and nearly exploded! So what the fuck!?"

Heavy: (apologetic) "Heavy is sorry! Thought scarring teammates that have gathered here was good idea as a prank!"

Engineer: (still pissed) "And what exactly the fuck are y'all doing up this early?! Sweet mother of Jesus Christ. Spy! Why are you wearing those hideous boxer shorts!?"

Spy: (smug) "Because... *sings* I'm too sexy for my pajamas. Too sexy for my-"

Everyone: (angry) "DON'T SING!"

Spy: (gloomy) "Aww..."

Engineer: (calmed down a bit) "So what the fuck is everyone doing?"

Demoman: (normal tone) "I was the first up is because I was worried about Scout."

Engineer: (curious) "What about?"

Demoman: (normal tone) "Well, Scout is trying to find his ideology and I was telling Medic about my worries. Then we started talking about our ideologies such as we're being democratic anarchos. Like I'm an anarcho-socialist with social libertarianism along with a mutualist economy and a multicultural democracy. Medic is an anarcho-humanitarian and anarcho-scientist that follows a progressive democracy and gift economy. Soldier is an anarcho-conservative that follows deliberative and progressive democracy with the Hermit Model. Sniper is an anarcho-incentivist and liberty-loverist and a supporter for grassroots democracy along with quartzism while also supporting liblov-voluntarism. Pyro supports communal democracy while also being an anarcho-naturalism, echo-anarchism, and green anarchism. In other words, he's an environmentalist. Heavy is an anarcho-syndicalists as well as anarcho-theocrat that supports workplace and progressive democracy."

Heavy: (normal tone) "Also support Hermit Model."

Soldier: (cheers) "YAY!"

Demoman: (normal tone) "And pervy Spy here is an anarcho-feminist and queer anarchist while also supporting multicultural and progressive democracy and a pink capitalist."

Pyro: (normal tone) "It means that he makes money from porn and sell legal drugs."

Engineer: (happy) "Well I'll be. Looks like we are all democratic anarchos. Because I'm also an anarcho-humanitarian and anarcho-scientist but I'm also an anarcho-distributist, anarcho-intellectualism, anarcho-progressive, anarcho-socialist and anarcho-transhumanist. I even support ideas of distributism and mutualism economies while supporting social democracy, digital democracy, consensus democracy, multicultural democracy and deliberative democracy. Hell, I even support democratic confederalism."

Demoman: (offended) "YOU FUCKING WHAT?!"

Engineer: (calm) "Settle down, Demoman! I'm not a supporter of that terrible Confederacy that wanted to keep slavery. I mean the left-libertarian, culturally progressive ideology and political system coined by Kurdish politician Abdullah Öcalan in northern Syria. A confederation based on the principles of autonomy, direct democracy, environmentalism, feminism, multiculturalism, self-defense, self-governance and elements of a shared economy. Freedom and liberty for all no matter your race, gender, etc. I say! And I don't support a centralized authority or any form of authoritarianism or bureaucracy. I can't stand the stupid politicians taking forever to do something. Which is why I also like to bring Trekism to the world. Well, my own version of Trekism."

Pyro: (annoyed) "Of course the Star Trek fan wants to bring a flawed ideology like that to the conversation."

Engineer: (offended) "Not like that! I wish to promote some of these ideas while also bringing Trekism."

Sniper: (normal tone) "I hate to say it, Engineer, but I highly doubt Trekism will work. Or, your version in this case. People will always be corrupt and greedy and will always want something. Not to mention that people in that show have to trade favors to avoid tasks that they hate doing. Come to think of it, many of out ideas won't work in the modern world we live in because people are horrible."

Cue Korriban, The Homeworld from Star Wars: The Old Republic

Soldier: (agreement) "I have to agree! There are a lot of horrible people in the world. The racists, the prejudice, the dictators, the religious zealous, the counterproductive social justice warriors, the foaming politically correct groups, the imperialists, the partisans, the hypocrites, the violent extremists, supremacists, the neo-nazis, the fascists, the communists, and many self-entitled assholes with a superiority complex that keep on destroying humanity at its very core. They keep on destroying peace in the world along with people who try to obtain self monetary gain."

Demoman: (angry) "You got that right! People like these are what's preventing world peace. People who want to prove they are better than everyone else and try to enforce their own version of world peace. Like China with their regulations and censorships, the United States want to prove they are better than everyone else, France keeps on ruining West Africa, and Russia wants to create a neo-nazi reign and kill other neo-nazis just to prove a point!"

Sniper: (angry) "And let's not forget about Saudi Arabia being complete and total bullies to other Arabian speaking countries. Just because you're a Muslim monarchy, doesn't mean you get to pester your neighbors! Fucking imperialist! And not to mention that ISIS, the Taliban and Al-Qaeda say they're fighting imperialist but they are unable to see the irony that they're also being imperialist with their religion."

Pyro: (angry) "And not to mention that people keep on ruining the environment! Air pollution, global warming, deforestation, extinction of various animals. You can always count on people not giving the fuck because of base human greed. True there are people trying to save endangered animals, but they are all fucking hypocrites!" (calmer) "Except for a special forces unit comprised of Navy SEAL's, Green Berets and Delta Force that are protecting the rhinos. They're okay in my book."

Heavy: (angry) "And Heavy hates it when people keep on blaming the Jews on everything! People are always jealous of our success in business and making an honest buck. The Holocaust, blaming us for 9/11, blaming us for everything that is fucking wrong when they don't realize it is their incompetence selves! And I hate it when people blame things on the gypsies, people of different colored skin, Asians, Indians, Mexicans. Heavy hate it when people blame their incompetence on others and when they run out of people to blame they blame it on the people around them. The people who have been supporting them and earn their trust but ended-up getting chewed out."

Medic: (angry) "And I also despise almost all the rich spoiled brats that are said that they're volunteering when in actuality, they're just being a bunch of fucking tourist. They want to go on vacation without actually paying for the trip over because tickets are expensive today and some want an excuse to see other nations before it gets destroyed in a war. Volunteerism? More like voluntourism. I hate these fucking spoiled brats that refuse to do any goddamn humanitarian aid like they said and just post their trip on those fucking social medias. They don't really fight environmental destruction, protect children & animals. They're just over privileged schweinhunds that I wanna put in body bags!"

Pyro: (angry) "Amen to that, brother."

Spy: (angry) "And you think these rich brats are terrible, try the hypocrites of the SJWs and PC Groups! Many of the male members go to feminist rallies and claim that they support them but in truth, they just wanna have sex like the cavemen imbéciles they truly are. PC means 'politically correct'? I think it actually stands for 'pussy crushing'! South Park is right about the PC Groups in that episode, Sponsored Content. They through a party for people that are disabled, minority, poor or whatever but instead scoring women instead of actually raising awareness. Even a disable person like Jimmy Valmer called them out on that. To make matters worse, the people the SJW's and PC Groups try to defend them actually despise them just as much as the racists and haters! People like them are counterproductive that use emotions rather than reasoning and teaching. These groups are just as violent as the haters!"

Heavy: (angry) "Heavy completely agrees! They just make things worse!"

AN: Believe it or not, that is actually true.

Sniper: (angry) "And not to mention that lobbyist are giving capitalism a bad name! They are even more corrupt than the politicians and give capitalist like me a bad name! Same that can be said about the rich people that keep on getting away with everything because they have the money! Same about the stupid ideas such as NFT's! Completely worthless!"

Soldier: (angry) "You got that right!"

Demoman: (angry) "And not to mention that those fucking social media sites that makes everyone fucking self-entitled and self-over privileged dumb asses that keeps on supporting terrible people such as partisans, BreadTubers and political YouTubers that keep on dividing people! All they really want is some attention and take people's money while trying to make their egos bigger than their privates. And politicians keep on trying to make things worse as they try to compensate the fact that their dicks are smaller than their egos! Even bigger hypocrites that say they're good Christians that are also racists yet they like to masturbate over feminine catboys. Fucking hypocrites, everyone! Including the black supremacists and white supremacists working together in the past and people don't call them out on it!"

Engineer: (angry) "And this is why we need to be more like Star Trek now than to wait for a nuclear apocalypse."

Soldier: (calm) "You do realized that Earth in Star Trek had to go through a nuclear apocalypse before being what it became in that show, right?"

Engineer: (standing tall) "That is why we should skip it and just get straight to there. We just discovered on how to travel across space and we should spread out while being a confederate version of the United Federation of Planets except more anarcho! I would gladly wear the uniforms of the series in order to support it!"

Pyro: (questionable) "But aren't Star Trek uniforms yellow, blue and red?"

Stop the music.

Engineer: (confused) "What?"

Pyro: (questionable) "The uniforms in Star Trek are red for security and military, blue for science and medics and yellow for engineering. I don't think they wear green and you're wearing green."

Spy: (calm) "I believe there was a green uniform but it was a tunic that was for casual wear than actual services but they forego it at some point. They also had a beige uniform with a green shirt but got rid of that as well. So, there are no more green uniforms in Star Trek."

Engineer: (rage building)

Sniper: (scared) "Ah shit! He's gonna lose it!"

Heavy: (scared) "You shouldn't have told Engineer that, Spy!"

Spy: (calm) "What? It's true. The show went with the three primary colors and ditched the green color."

Pyro: (scared) "And you just made things worse!"

Demoman: (calm) "Engineer. Calm down, lad. It's just that-"

[ULTIMATE TREK FAN RAGE] for thirty seconds until Scout shows himself.

Scout: (screaming) "SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT DA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK UP!" (calmed down yet still pissed) "What the fuck are you idiots doing!? It's almost 5 a.m. and it's too early in the morning for this shit! We were supposed to wake up at 6!"

Demoman: (apologetic) "We're so sorry, Scout."

Scout: (confused but still angry) "And what the fuck is going on? Why is everyone up so early, why are you guys screaming, and why is everyone here? And dad, what the fuck are you wearing!?"

Spy: (normal tone) "What? I like wearing pink boxers."

Heavy: (normal tone) "Demoman was worried about you finding your ideology and we all find out that we're all democratic anarchos with various ideologies yet support each other. Except for Engineer's idea of Trekism."

Engineer: (guilty) "And I do apologize for the screaming because I said I would be proud to wear the Star Trek uniforms but found out that they had green uniforms but got rid of."

Scout: (angry) "Seriously?! THAT'S what was all the screaming?! Color of our uniforms!? You do realize that the color of our uniforms or the uniform itself doesn't make you a man? What really matter is the character." (calm) "Also, you guys actually support your ideologies? Not killing each other over them? That's fucking mature guys! Proud of ya."

Everyone is thankful for Scout's compliment.

Soldier: (normal tone) "So you're a democratic anarcho, too?"

Scout: (happy) "Close. More like democratic semi-anarchist."

Everyone: (confused) "Democratic semi-anarchist?"

Scout: (happy) "Yeah! I do like freedom and democracy, but you also need some laws that can protect people. I believe in no government, except for religious laws/customs, moral law, natural instincts, equally for any being, common sense, eye for an eye-golden hybrid, tolerance for other cultures except for political. However, I found a book called, The Ideal Free Nation. I was gonna give you guys some of the copies I bought, but you know what? Fuck it."

Scout gives everyone the books. Everyone reads it. Cue Why Can't We Be Friends by War.

Sniper: (surprised) "Oh my god."

Engineer: (surprised) "This... This book supports many of our ideologies and rolled into one."

Sniper: (surprised) "Not to mention that it supports all of our economic ideals."

Heavy: (surprised) "My god. This book completely rejects people that we despise and this new nation idea is incredible. Even discuss on how different people of religions and nationalities can work together to get away from all the horrible people."

Pyro: (surprised) "Holy shit! It even supports my ideologies and even supports anarcho-pacifism! It even says that people can vote what laws get passed and even support the minority voters. And people get to have representatives for their ideals in a multi-party state."

Spy: (surprised) "This book even supports my ideals! Holy shit! We can even switch to whatever ideological party we want with no negative consequences. There are even laws that allow criminals to be redeemed and be integrated back into society."

Medic: (surprised) "Even some of my ideals as well. There are laws that protect voters and laws that say if the leader is corrupt, they get killed."

Soldier: (surprised) "Even supports my anarcho-conservative ideals yet says that I have to wait ten years after this new nation is established. Even give us tips on what to do after an apocalypse! Even support some of Engineer's ideas on a united Earth after the apocalypse."

Engineer: (happy) "It's beautiful."

Soldier: (happy) "It's perfect."

Sniper: (happy) "It's a miracle. It's an Australian Christmas bloody miracle!"

Heavy: (happy) "Best thing! Best thing ever!"

Spy: (happy) "I love this book!"

Medic: (happy) "It's beautiful!"

Engineer (happy) "I already said that, but I'll give it a pass."

Demoman: (happy) "Yes! This is amazing, Scout!"

Pyro: (happy) "WOO! Go, democratic semi-anarchists!"

Scout: (happy) "Yeah, you're welcome guys. But since we're all up, let's make breakfast. We can have pancakes, bacon and eggs. Even waffles!"

And so, GRN Team cheered for discovering a commonality because of a book rather than trying to kill each other. And they get to have an early breakfast to celebrate. But what happens when the GRN Team goes into conflict about ideology with the YLW Team?

To Be Concluded.

AN: While the YLW Team nearly tried to kill each other, I thought it would be nice to have GRN Team have similar ideologies and support each other. And surprisingly to have Scout finding something that would unite them. As for me, I'm also a democratic semi-anarchist who wants to get away from the extremists and have laws that protect people from all the harassments they get from people who like to take things to the extreme. Same about the people who are prejudice, neo-Nazis, fascists, communists, social justice warriors, PC groups, racists, hypocrites, egotistic people, self-entitled people, violent extremists, religious zealots and other people. A home for people who just want to enjoy life without having a gun pointed at their heads. Or in this case, several guns from various people with different views. A place to get away from the terrible people we have in the world today. Life is short, don't waste it on politics. Enjoy what little life you have left and what little time this world has. I know I should be saying this in the final debate, but best to tell you now than later because the way society is. I'm also working on that book IRL. Not to make money, but in the hope people can come around to their senses and stop being the horrible people they are. Till then, see you guys in the final debate when its done.