AN: This is just for comedy and don't support some of the crap about ideologies, factions and whatever the fuck may appear in this. This is just a story about two other teams of Team Fortress 2 such as YLW and GRN since RED and BLU are the mains but no one ever have the other two involved in any or SFM but there are some exceptions in certain videos on YouTube. Since I don't have Gmod or 15 ai , I decided to write. (Plus I suck at making videos.) This was inspired by Oyu'baat Cantina about the hilarity of RED and BLU arguing over their political ideals so, just to give you the heads up. Plus, give it a watch. They're really good videos and please have people on YouTube react to them like Renegades React, WRATH2501, or even Vtubers. Lastly, this contains harmful political discussions. Reader discretion is advised. I condemn all violence and breeding ground for extremists. THE TF2 LORE DOES NOT APPLY HERE.

And yes, I'm gonna post this when politics are involved. Also, the final political debate video is on:

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And I found out that some guy accidentally flagged the video on YouTube and apologizes and felt bad. You know what, that guy is forgiven. We could use more forgiveness in the world than anger. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! Anyway, enjoy.

The Final Political Debate of YLW & GRN

During a match on the match of Flask, the four teams fight each other with explosions, gunfire, and some screaming in the background.

YLW Pyro: (yells) "Come on! Let's move, let's move!"

YLW Scout: (annoyed) "Shut the fuck up, you gamer Bronie! You can't order me around!"

YLW Medic: (annoyed) "Just move your asses!"

GRN Soldier: (grins) "Hello, faggots! Get ready for the worst beating of a lifetime!"

GRN Demoman: (grins) "Let's blow up these motherfuckers!"

GRN Soldier: (happy tone) "Prepare to have your asses handed to you by this anarcho-conservative!"

Everyone stops.

GRN Scout: (scared) "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you trying to get us fired?"

YLW Medic: (realizes) "Wait, you guys had political discussions, too?"

GRN Scout: (calm) "We'll talk during the break. Right now, let's just blow each other." (realizes) "Not that way!"

Saxton Hale: (yells) "SAXTON HAAAAAAALLLEEE!"

Both Scouts: (giving up) "Ah crap."

Saxton Hale shows up as he punches YLW Pyro in the face and sends him flying. He then take both YLW Scout and YLW Medic by their heads and smash them together into a bloody mess. Then kicks GRN Medic in the sack and sends him flying into the air. He turns his attention to GRN Scout and rips his head off. Then pile drives the GRN Medic into an explosion.

After the match, the two teams assemble in some warehouse in a Gmod map to have a political debate. Cue...whatever song you want at this point.

YLW Spy: (confused) "Why are we here? Why are we with the GRN Team?"

Everyone: (normal tone) "Political discussions."

YLW Spy: (angry) "Are you fucking shitting me right now?! I'm getting the fuck outta here!"

YLW Spy can't leave due to door locks.

YLW Spy: (confused) "The fuck?!"

GRN Soldier: (curious) "What's his ideology?"

YLW Sniper: (normal tone) "He's an apolitist. It means that he doesn't give a fuck about any governments or ideologies."

YLW Spy: (normal tone) "Why the fuck are the doors lock?"

GRN Spy: (grins) "Because have someone like you here is funny. I even booby trap the vents just for shits and giggles just to torture you."

YLW Spy: (angry) "Fuck this! Fuck all of you and your ideologies! I'm gonna find a way out of here so I don't have to listen to you all bickering over whatever shit you believe in!"

YLW Spy leaves to find a way out while mumbling to himself.

GRN Sniper: (normal tone) "So we figured out what he believes in, or lack there is, so let's discuss politics."

YLW Scout: (patriotic) "I am a proud centralist. I believe that the only way to make the United States great again is to have a third party in Congress that stands for conservatism and progression to prevent the country from falling apart even more. Donald Trump have ruined our democracy after the 2016 elections and have bribed many voters in the electoral colleges. He's like Richard Nixon 2.0! I say we should have a combination of the Reform Party and the Alliance Party to get USA back on its feet. No more corruption, no more stupidity! No more idiots that want to nuke everyone that would actually create more problems!"

GRN Scout: (impressed) "God damn, that sounds good."

GRN Soldier: (normal tone) "Richard Nixon and Donald Trump are the worst presidents in the United States that shouldn't be presidents at all. Richard Nixon was a power hungry jackass that wanted to turn the USA into a dictatorship. If you guys have seen Star Wars, that's what George Lucas was trying to get across. Donald Trump was no different. He made the United States look like a joke and embarrassed us. Creating a wall across the Mexican border? The reason why the Mexicans are getting in is because we invite them in with green cards. Calling the White House the Trump White House? Making your own head on Mount Rushmore? Tearing down national forests because of the slightest possibility of oil? He's just a fucking clown and STOP WEARING ORANGE MAKEUP OVER YOUR UGLY TAN SKIN! IT'S DISGUSTING!"

GRN Pyro: (irritated) "I have to agree with you on that on the national forests. Nothing grinds my gears more than people tearing down our already fragile ecosystems. You want oil? How about I pour it on you and set you on fire!?"

YLW Soldier: (perplexed) "Is your Pyro a hippie or something?"

GRN Heavy: (normal tone) "We'll talk about it our ideologies after yours."

YLW Heavy: (normal tone) "At least he sounds more reasonable than our Pyro."

YLW Pyro: (offended) "HEY! I am reasonable and I am totally justified with my ideologies!"

YLW Medic: (agitated) "Bitch, please."

GRN Demoman: (normal tone) "Then what is your ideology?"

YLW Demoman: (annoyed) "Don't fucking bother. It's dumb."

GRN Spy: (calm) "Come on now. Everyone gets a fair chance at telling us about their ideologies. So tell us, YLW Pyro. What is your ideology?"

YLW Pyro: (patriotic) "I am a proud supporter of anarcho-friendship and gamerism."

GRN Team remained silent for a few moments before they burst into laughter.

YLW Scout: (smug) "Told ya guys it was dumb."

YLW Pyro: (pissed-off) "SHUT YOUR FACE!"

GRN Medic: (calmed down) "Sorry, YLW Pyro. Perhaps you can explain why."

YLW Pyro: (patriotic) "The reason being is because we already have enough video games about politics. Like Hearts of Iron 4, Tropico, Rogue State and many other political simulators out there that teaches politics, trading, economics, and much more. So, why not have gamers rule the nation. Even support the idea of having more friends, the more popular you are as a leader. Not only that, I believe that all combat should be resolved through pacifist combatocracy."

GRN Engineer: (excited) "I know what that is! It is basically a competition which involves video games, a non-video game like arm wrestling or martial arts pending on which school you follow."

YLW Pyro: (impressed) "Ah, so you know about it. I'm actually impressed."

GRN Soldier: (normal tone) "I hate to break it to you, YLW Pyro, but your ideology won't work. Because gamers are assholes. They want an excuse to break free from the rules of society and reality to be as evil as they can get. You can get a lot of murder hobos that kill you for either fun or to get your items. Not to mention destroying everything that other players have built while also using cheats."

YLW Soldier: (agreement) "I have to agree with the GRN Soldier on this one. People are not only trying to cheat in video games but also cheat at life."

GRN Sniper: (apologetic) "Not to mention that having a load of friends won't work either. People will always want to backstab each other for more power and greed. As a matter of fact, the YLW Spy's ideology maybe outrageous at least it is more normal."

YLW Spy: (at a distance) "Thank you!"

YLW Sniper: (normal tone) "True that." (patriotic) "But I prefer the return of the British Empire."

GRN Sniper: (offended) "Are you fucking kidding me!?"

GRN Scout: (normal tone) "Calm down, Sniper. We're listening to their ideologies and we are not gonna cut each other's throats over it."

GRN Sniper growls.

GRN Heavy: (confused) "But why though?"

YLW Sniper: (patriotic) "Because I believe that getting the British Empire back might be better than what the fuck we have in the world. We need to be more united as ever under a socialist constitutional monarchy and get the empire back. The world was more united when the British controlled more than half of the world ranging from most of Africa, to Canada, to India and Pakistan, parts of the Middle-East and the Caribbean, some areas in China and even Australia. We would've had Japan if the fucking imperial family have accepted British rule instead of being isolationist fuckheads. Once we get it back, Japan will join us in a glorious fold."

GRN Pyro: (angry) "Leave Japan alone! Nuclear weapons ruin everything and it is all Russia's fault why there are so many nukes in the world! The less the better!"

YLW Pyro: (angry) "I already told this kangaroo-humper to leave Japan alone! And I have to agree with Russia being at fault with nukes."

YLW Heavy: (agreement) "Da. My home country, back during the Soviet Union, is at fault for creating nukes in other countries."

GRN Heavy: (agreement) "No kidding."

GRN Sniper: (angry) "Not only that, Australia was a fucking penal colony before it was properly recognized as a proper colony. Plus, the British Empire is still around, you fucking wanka! Ever heard of the parliament?! At least it is better than the fucking empire. They traded slaves, had a war to keep the drugs going, and not to mention that the gigantic divide between the lower and upper classes where children are forced to work in factories. Crime was at an all time high despite the vast progresses it made, with that fucker Jack the Ripper. And a hell of a lot of wrong that are too many to list."

YLW Soldier: (pleased) "Yes. Kill each other! I have a large erogenous circumcised boner."

Everyone is disgusted by YLW Soldier.

GRN Scout: (disgusted) "What the fuck?! What the hell is your ideology?!"

YLW Soldier: (pleased) "I am a Jew that believes in combatocracy. I believe that politicians should kill each other for the right to lead unlike that pacifist one. I want to see politicians kill each other so we can see their true nature. Plus, killing people and watching people killing each other turns me on."

GRN Heavy: (overly but justifiably offended) "You give us Jews a bad name! No wonder why many people are anti-semit. Because of horrible people like you! Don't you think that us Jews have suffered enough? Like the fucking Holocaust caused by the Nazi regimes?"

YLW Soldier: (yells proudly) "I LOVE MURDERFUCKING!"

YLW Medic: (disgusted) "At least my ideology is more sane. I love direct democracy and it is the true version of democracy that makes everyone free!"

GRN Soldier: (normal tone) "Glad to see you, the YLW Scout, and the YLW Spy are the most reasonable people here."

YLW Spy: (at a distance) "Don't want to get involve, but thank you!"

YLW Demoman: (proud) "And I want Scotland to be finally free from the fucking U.K. to get away from imperialist bastards like YLW Sniper here. I want Scotland to be a democratic republic that makes peace with Ireland and unite all Abrahamic religions to fight against people like ISIS and the Taliban. Fuck religious supremacy! Those idiots can't even realize that THEY'RE also imperialist with their Islamic religion! FUCK THEM! And before you say anything, I also support other religions except for ones that preach superiority."

GRN Heavy: (happy) "At least someone can see why religious supremacy is stupid. Same about racial superiority and all that."

YLW Heavy: (patriotic) "And I wanna kick Putin off his high horse and bring in communist tsardom!"

GRN Heavy: (super angry) "ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?"

YLW Heavy: (patriotic) "I want to restore Russia into what it is meant to be. A paradise where all are free while being lead by the tsars. We will also apologize to Ukraine by giving back their original lands, including Crimea. But as long as they dissolve the neo-Nazi group, the Azov Battalion and we'll dissolve the Wagner Group. Fuck neo-Nazis!"

GRN Heavy: (annoyed) "As much as I like the idea of hazing both neo-Nazis dissolved and apologizing for what happened in Ukraine, your ideology is terrible! The tsars failed, communism failed, and neo-Nazi oligarchy is gonna fail. I'm afraid that Russia is too big to handle all these failures." (angry) "AND I DESPISE COMMUNISM! I am Jewish and communism hates any form of religion! They even sent Jews in concentration camps just like the Nazis did! That's the reason why I left the fucking country!"

YLW Heavy: (angry) "You fucking traitor! You shouldn't say bad things about our home country!"

GRN Heavy: (angry) "Make me, you crybaby bitch!"

GRN Scout & YLW Scout: (upset) "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CALM DOWN!"

YLW Scout: (normal tone) "Anyway, now that you know about our ideologies, what about you guys? The GRN Team?"

YLW Engineer: (normal tone) "Hang on, YLW Scout, I haven't had a turn."

YLW Scout: (normal tone) "Your ideology comes from a Stellaris mod, but I support it. Go ahead."

GRN Engineer: (confused) "A Stellaris mod?"

YLW Engineer: (normal tone) "Thank you." (patriotic) "My ideology is scholastic commonwealth. I wish to turn a country into a giant school where education is the most important. Everyone deserves to be educated to avoid the mistakes of the past, ensure a better future for future generations, advance the human race, and to protect what we have left in this world. True the place will be run like a school, but everything is democratic. Political rights expand according to degrees of training and education."

Everyone pause for a moment.

GRN Pyro: (normal tone) "Damn. I actually support that."

GRN Medic: (normal tone) "Ja. That is one of the three best one's I've heard so far. We need more education to prevent anymore dumbasses from popping up."

Everyone stares at YLW Heavy and YLW Sniper. It took both of them a while why everyone is staring at them and get upset.

GRN Scout: (normal tone) "As for us, despite the various ideologies we have, we support democratic semi-anarchism."

YLW Team stare at GRN Team and are even more confused. Even YLW Spy is up on the catwalk with a confused look on his face.

YLW Soldier: (confused) "Care to elaborate?"

GRN Medic: (normal tone) "Very well. Each of us have democratic anarcho ideologies that are different but we support each other. As a matter of fact, I even found a book that unites us. Ever read, The Ideal Free Nation?"

YLW Heavy: (normal tone) "Da. I've read it. I find it dumb."

YLW Scout: (calms Heavy) "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Heavy! They gave us a chance to explain our ideologies, let them explain theirs."

GRN Scout: (normal tone) "Thank you. It started when I was looking for an ideology I can believe in until I stumble upon a book and also discovered what everyone on my team believes in. Thanks to this book, we are more united than ever since it supports all of our ideologies and roll them into one."

YLW Heavy: (confused) "But what the hell is semi-anarchism?"

YLW Spy joins in.

YLW Spy: (normal tone) "Basically, they don't believe in any government. Yet they do accept constitutional laws and customs, religious laws and customs, moral laws, natural instincts, equality for any person, common sense, eye for an eye-golden eye hybrid, tolerance for other cultures except for political. In other words, more freedom with laws everyone agrees with."

YLW Engineer: (smirks) "Looks like the apathetic has joined us."

GRN Scout: (normal tone) "Not only that, everyone can vote what law gets past or what part of it instead of having a bunch of people politicians voting."

YLW Medic: (surprised) "Holy shit! That's like the ultimate form of democracy!"

GRN Scout: (happy) "Hell yeah! Plus we also have a multi-party council that is comprised of representatives of each ideology. Speaking of, start off, Doc."

GRN Medic: (happy) "Jawohl! I support the idea of progressive democracy combined with anarcho-humanitarian and anarcho-scientist and the gift economy. I support the advancements of humanity along with rationality and support the idea of people finding a more free flow scientific method rather than debating about things and getting nowhere. I even support the idea of giving to people with no exchanges or favors."

YLW Engineer: (happy) "Hot damn! Someone with a similar ideology. Except a more, you know, anarchist version."

GRN Medic: (friendly) "Semi-anarchist, YLW Engineer. Semi-anarchist."

YLW Heavy: (surprised) "Gift economy, huh? Almost sounds like communism. Except its Christmas everyday."

GRN Soldier: (bugged) "Don't get me started with that."

GRN Demoman: (happy) "I'm more of an anarcho-socialist with social libertarianism along with a mutualist economy and a multicultural democracy. I prefer mutual aid along with equality for everyone in a decentralized government along with many different cultures co-existing with each other. No matter our differences, we all share the same planet and we're stuck here for a few more decades until we have the ability to colonize other planets in our solar system."

GRN Pyro: (acknowledge) "True that." (happy) "For me, I am an anarcho-naturalist, eco-anarchist, and green anarchist who supports the ideas of communal democracy. I support entire communities voting rather than fucking politicians that are bribed by corporations and big companies because they wanna keep oil and destroying trees. I want to save the environment and prevent anymore lobbyism to save as many species that we can." (angry) "Those fuckers can go wreck themselves!"

YLW Soldier: (trying to process) "So, like a semi-anarchist hippie then? That's unique."

GRN Scout: (happy) "I'm fine with democratic semi-anarchism. 'Nough said."

GRN Soldier: (patriotic) "I am an anarcho-conservative with deliberative and progressive democracy with the Hermit Model as my economics. The reason why is because people have truly forgotten about the true meaning of Christmas as it has become overly commercialized to the point of evil greed that take advantage of a religious holiday. Which is why I am more of a Kwanzaa man rather than a Christmas person nowadays since the spirit of that day is gone."

YLW Heavy: (confused) "Isn't that an African-American holiday?"

YLW Spy: (apathetic) "Forget it. Let him be happy with whatever."

YLW Heavy: (confused) "But he's white."

YLW Demoman: (happy) "Aye, but at least he supports a black holiday and not many white people can do that in honor of us black guys."

GRN Demoman: (happy) "Aye, lad. But to be honest, I thought he was being nice to be because of my African heritage. I'm actually okay with it since he understands much about the holiday then most whites."

GRN Heavy: (happy) "As for me, I am a proud supporter of anarcho-syndicalism and anarcho-theocracy along with progressive democracy and workplace democracy."

YLW Heavy: (upset) "... WHAAAAAAAATTT?! You're a bloody counterrevolutionary!"

GRN Heavy: (annoyed) "So what if I am! At least the anarchist version of syndicalism is far better than your stupid commie monarchist bullshit! I believe that people should be free with the labor unions making sure that working environment is up to code and people get a good wage along with restaurants and all bathrooms being clean with all religious power going to the masses rather than a fucking oligarchy!"

YLW Scout: (agreement) "I'm gonna have to agree with the GRN Heavy on that. There are so many places where the bathrooms are disgusting! Cleaning those things should be more mandatory. I went to a bathroom in a McDonald's once and the toilet was gross!"

GRN Heavy: (grins) "See? Even YLW Scout agrees."

YLW Heavy: (angry) "Shut your face, you fascist!"

GRN Heavy: (angry) "How the fuck am I a fascist?! I am nothing like that BLU Sniper! I support people. People who got away from their home countries after realizing that their nations are shit. Like how people of both Russia and Ukraine know that something terrible would happen and fled from these countries before the Neo-Nazis do something terrible. True they lost their homes, but at least they escaped from the carnage of the two neo-Nazis that want to kill anyone and blame it on the other for their war crimes! So tell me, how the fuck am I fascist!?"

GRN Sniper: (tries to calm things down) "Let's all calm down before everyone else here has a chance to explain their ideologies!" (calm) "Alrighty then." (patriotic) "As for me, I am a proud anarcho-incentivist, liberty-loverist, liblov-volunterist and a supporter for grassroots democracy along with quartzism. I believe that people should be free and will only volunteer if they want to rather than being forced. I believe that right wings and left wings are dumb as fuck since they prefer to force people to choose a side rather than giving them a choice that doesn't involve dying. Like those fucking partisans. People should self-employee themselves like us mercenaries while also running their businesses while organizing their own form of trade with no outside interference. Grassroots democracy allows people to vote freely with no groups or wealthy people telling them what to do. Not to mention that quartzism supports volunteerism in anarcho-capitalism."

YLW Scout: (impressed) "A capitalist centrist who supports volunteerism rather than draft or forced policies. Awesome. You know, for a guy I'm suppose to kill, you have an amazing dude."

GRN Sniper: (happy) "Thanks mate. And you're welcome to visit my bakery any time."

YLW Heavy: (angry) "Fascist traitor!"

GRN Sniper: (annoyed) "Don't call your teammate a fascist and don't call me a fascist either! I support volunteers that actually are willing to volunteer. Unlike those motherfucking rich kids that prefer to use volunteer groups as an excuse to get a free vacation! And I support GRN Heavy's anarcho-syndicalism because at least his labor unions make sure none of the managers I hire won't try to skim off the top or abuse the workers."

YLW Soldier: (annoyed) "I hate those plutocratic motherfuckers. I want to see them get killed."

GRN Scout: (annoyed) "And hopefully cleaner public bathrooms. I mean, have you seen the bathrooms at gas stations and fast food places? Fucking disgusting!"

YLW Heavy: (agreement) "No argument here. At least Singapore have their restrooms clean because of an autocrat that makes it mandatory."

YLW Demoman: (shivers) "Let's talk about something else that doesn't give me horrible flashbacks."

GRN Spy: (excited) "Ooo! My turn! I am a supporter of anarcho-feminism and a queer anarchist that supports single term, multicultural and progressive democracy while also a pink capitalist who sees himself a hermaphrodite and a pansexual."

YLW Pyro: (confused while annoyed) "Sure you're not using it as an excuse to get laid? Fucking hypocrite."

GRN Spy: (offended) "I am not! As a matter of fact, I despise hypocrites like the PC groups and SJW's that want an excuse to score rather than raising awareness. I just see myself as a sexual being with principles."

YLW Sniper: (confused) "And what the fuck is pink capitalism? You sell sex toys or something?"

GRN Spy: (happy) "Close. I actually sell porn and hentai. I also sell medicinal drugs to people that need them and they are a 100% legal. I also sell legal recreational drugs to people who take them in moderation rather than junkies."

YLW Sniper: (okay) "Okay. I'm alright with that. But why do you view yourself as a hermaphrodite?"

GRN Scout: (interested) "Yeah, I've been wondering about that myself. Care to explain, dad?"

GRN Spy: (happy) "Because hermaphrodites are the perfect being. A union of male and female. I'm gonna have a sex change in a few months once I've gain enough money to do so."

GRN Scout: (supportive) "You know what, I actually support it."

YLW Heavy: (disgusted) "Disgusting!"

YLW Engineer: (angry) "Says the man that wants to promote a progressive ideology yet it is just as stagnant as the conservatives! Like China that is being racist towards blacks and despise the LGBT+ community! For someone that promotes progression, you sure do act like a goddamn conservative! Damn hypocrite."

YLW Heavy realizes this and feels ashamed.

GRN Engineer: (happy) "As for me, I support social, digital, progressive, consensus, multicultural and deliberative democracy. I am also anarcho-humanitarian, anarcho-scientist, anarcho-distributist, anarcho-intellectualism, anarcho-progressive, anarcho-socialist and anarcho-transhumanist. I even support ideas of distributism and mutualism economies. I am also a firm believer in Trekism."

YLW Soldier: (confused) "The hell is Trekism?"

YLW Spy: (bugged) "An ideology from Star Trek that is a socialist and scientifically progressive ideology that also supports a world government. In other words, a highly flawed ideology that doesn't have capitalism."

YLW Heavy: (happy) "Best ideology! Fuck capitalists!"

GRN Sniper: (upset) "Except that it doesn't help much since leftist ideas like them eliminates some people's motivation. Not everyone is willing to do the right thing and just hop on-board. As a matter of fact, you might run into problem when trading. Like what the Federation did with the Ferengi Alliance. A civilization based on the virtue of greed that didn't have any wars, slavery or genocides. However, they only go after short-term gains rather than long-term solutions."

GRN Engineer: (normal tone) "Yeah, you're right. We're mercenaries that want to kill each other for money in order to get something out of it. Like GRN Sniper with his bakery and other interests."

GRN Scout: (angry) "But you know what; I hate the fucking partisans! They are completely and utterly stupid that keeps going round and round in fucking circles and not get anything done. Not to mention completely and utterly violent like the SJW's."

GRN Sniper: (angry) "Those fuckers, and the PC groups, are so overly counterproductive and all they do is trying to score chicks rather than raising awareness."

YLW Scout: (angry) "And the fucking Democrats and Republicans these days are completely useless. Democrats are acting more like the Soviet Union and the Republicans are more like the Nazis and neo-conservatives! We seriously need a centralist party to keep those fuckers in-check!"

GRN Pyro: (angry) "And I absolutely despise people that keep on fucking up the environment and in completely denial about global warming. People have accept it now, but they're still causing problems. And lions are an endangered species now!"

YLW Pyro: (angry) "And YouTube is full of shit! They keep on getting stricter and stricter to the point of that it would be impossible to upload any sort of video other than educational or childish shit. They are also support their favorite YouTubers because they support favoritism. Not to mention that they're completely racist and dumb!"

YLW Spy: (angry) "And I hate being here with all of you because I can't find a way out! Even worse when people come knocking down your door and force a 'join or die' policy. Just leave me the hell alone!"

YLW Demoman: (angry) "I also despise people who upload those Demoman fetishes videos with Scouts being fucking disgusting about their fetishes."

YLW Scout, GRN Scout and GRN Demoman: (pissed) "YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!"

GRN Scout: (angry) "I also despise the fucking communists, fascists, neo-Nazis, dictatorships, despots, neo-colonials, oligarchs, prejudice and racists there is in the fucking world. World War II and the Cold War is fucking over and we don't need any of these fucks ruining the world. I say get rid of them. Same with the fucking idiots that think that Islam is the dominant religion except it is not. Superiority is dumb, supremacy is stupid and nothing is superior, true or right. Fucking dumbasses!"

YLW Soldier: (angry) "And I want all of the world leaders to kill each other like the monsters they are. The less politics the better!"

GRN Sniper: (angry) "Even worse that Queen Elizabeth II died! How am I suppose to create the Neo-British Empire with the queen dead?!"

YLW Scout: (angry) "You think that's bad, the United States is becoming a dumpster fire because a bunch of Trump cultists want Trump back in power. When in reality, he really fucking SUCKS!"

YLW Medic: (angry) "And what is wrong with Hong Kong and Taiwan being independent from China? These countries want true democratic because they can see everything that is wrong with communism and the Chinese government that they want nothing to do with their incredibly corrupt dictator. We need real democracy in China, actual civil rights and good labor laws!"

GRN Engineer: (angry) "That's it! I had it with these motherfuckers ruining our world and forcing their policies, ideologies and beliefs onto others!"

YLW Heavy: (angry) "And Putin is making things worse in Russia because he want his neo-Nazi organization to prove that his is better than all other neo-Nazis! I want to unload my entire gun on that shithead for forever ruining Russia!"

GRN Soldier: (angry) "And don't forget that people don't live up to their beliefs and become total sellouts and rob people. Like those fuckers that made NFT's and people that use causes to get rich quick or personal gain. Such as Patrisse Cullors who used the money to buy a $6 million dollar mansion for parties, Joseph Stalin who want to kill everyone that was against him because of his insanity, and many more. And people are forgetting the true meaning of Christmas! I'm sorry but I will not let that go!"

GRN Heavy: (angry) "And people always blame the minorities such as Jews, gypsies and others for their mistakes even though the person that made those mistakes are their incompetent selves. Fuck 'em!"

YLW Demoman: (angry) "I am so pissed-off right now I wanna scream! FOR THE INDEPENDENCE OF SCOTLAND!"

GRN Demoman: (angry) "FOR EQUALITY FOR EVERYONE!"

YLW Sniper: (angry) "FOR THE NEO-BRITISH EMPIRE!"

GRN Sniper: (angry) "FOR EVERYONE THAT WANT TO BE THEIR OWN BOSS!"

YLW Heavy: (angry) "FOR A COMMUNIST CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY! FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!"

GRN Heavy: (angry) "FOR THE MINORITIES OF THE WORLD!"

YLW Soldier: (angry) "DEATH TO POLITICIANS FOR A BETTER WORLD!"

GRN Soldier: (angry) "FOR THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!"

YLW Medic: (angry) "FOR DEMOCRACY! FOR THE FREEDOM OF THE PEOPLE!"

GRN Medic: (angry) "FOR HUMAN ADVANCEMENT!"

YLW Spy: (angry) "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

GRN Spy: (angry) "FOR GENDER EQUALITY! FOR THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY!"

YLW Pyro: (angry) "FOR GAMERS CONTROLLING THE WORLD! FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!"

GRN Pyro: (angry) "FOR THE ENVIRONMENT! FOR OUR BELOVED PLANET!"

YLW Engineer: (angry) "FOR EDUCATION! FOR A BETTER FUTURE FROM LEARNING FROM OUR MISTAKES!"

GRN Engineer: (angry) "FOR A BETTER STAR TREK FUTURE!"

YLW Scout: (angry) "FOR CENTRALISM! FOR A BETTER UNITED STATES!"

GRN Scout: (angry) "FOR DEMOCRACY! FOR LIBERTY AND SEMI-ANARCHISM! FOR A NEW NATION!"

[ULTIMATE RAGE BUILDING!] This is the part where they all scream loudly about what they are upset about. Good thing this isn't a video or everyone will lose their hearing from all the loud screaming that is raised to max. Here is what everyone is screaming about.

YLW Scout: NO CENTRALIST PARTY IN USA CONGRESS

YLW Soldier: WANT DEATH ON ALL POLITICIANS

YLW Pyro: GAMERS CAN'T RULE NATIONS IRL

YLW Demoman: SCOTLAND CAN'T GAIN INDEPENDENCE

YLW Heavy: COMMUNISM AND MONARCHISM WON'T WORK

YLW Engineer: PEOPLE AND COUNTRIES KEEP REPEATING THE SAME MISTAKES FROM HISTORY

YLW Medic: DEMOCRACY NOT WORKING WELL

YLW Sniper: 1997 DISSOLUTION OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE

YLW Spy: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

Multiversal Writer: REGRETTING EVER MAKING THIS AND IS OVERWORKED

GRN Scout: CAN'T MAKE A NEW NATION

GRN Soldier: THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT IS DEAD!

GRN Pyro: ECOSYSTEMS FAILING

GRN Demoman: NO EQUALITY?

GRN Heavy: MINORITIES USED AS AN EXCUSE FOR FAILURES

GRN Engineer: NO STAR TREK FUTURE

GRN Medic: HUMAN ADVANCEMENT IS STAGNANTED

GRN Sniper: CAN'T BE YOUR OWN BUSINESSES AND BE YOUR OWN BOSS

GRN Spy: GENDER INEQUALITY AND LGBT+ NOT TREATED AS EQUALS

All Characters (Except MW): THE ENTIRE TEAM FORTRESS COMMUNITY WITH #savetf2 ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Miss Pauling: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?

Everyone calmed down and sees Miss Pauling at the entrance that is now open. Saxton Hale is beside her as he ripped the door up in order for them to get in.

YLW Heavy: (scared) "Oh shit. It's Miss Pauling."

Miss Pauling: (upset) "What is. Going on. Here?"

GRN Scout: (scared) "Miss Pauling! Please don't fire us! We're having political discussions outside of work and on neutral ground outside of Mann Co."

Miss Pauling: (upset) "Seriously?!" (calm down) "Well, at least you guys did it outside of matches and of Mann Co. property, so no one gets fired."

Everyone cheered that no one is getting fired, but YLW Spy ruin things.

YLW Spy: (upset) "Miss Pauling, would you please do the whole middle of the road thing like you did with the RED Team and BLU Team? I hate to get involve in politics because I don't give a shit about them. And here's a list."

YLW Spy gives Miss Pauling a list of everyone's ideologies and other things. Miss Pauling reads it and is surprised.

Miss Pauling: (annoyed) "Seriously?! Fine!"

YLW Scout: (scared) "Ah crap."

Miss Pauling: (to YLW Scout) "I'm sorry to say this to you, YLW Scout, but people in the United States are too stubborn and idiotic that no one would elect a centralist party because of years of traditions and narrow-mindedness to a point of impossible."

YLW Scout: (normal tone) "But France is doing well with the centralist party they elected and we nearly had the Reform Party in office."

Miss Pauling: (annoyed) "But we're in the USA, not France. Things are different here because of idiocracy." (to YLW Soildier) "And you, YLW Soldier, you're in desperate need of mental help. We are far too civilized to have political leaders fight to the death. You're ideology is even worse and even more laughable than the BLU Soldier's anarcho-primitivism."

YLW Soldier: (angry) "Don't make me kill you so I can be in-charge."

Saxton Hale cracks his knuckles as he intimidates YLW Soldier.

YLW Soldier: (scared) "*gulp* Nevermind."

Miss Pauling: (to YLW Pyro) "And you, YLW Pyro, gamers can't rule nations IRL. Because people like to be jackasses and support fascist or dictatorships that drag everyone down with them and will always go on the war path. Gamers will always be jerks to people in order to stop being nice in the society we live in."

YLW Pyro: (sad) *sobs*

Miss Pauling: (to YLW Demoman) "And you, Scottish patriot. I regret to tell you that since Queen Elizabeth II is dead now, Scotland won't be declaring independence any time soon. May have to wait a few decades for that to happen. However, you cannot just go to the Middle-East and kill the terrorists because it will make you no better than the British Empire."

YLW Demoman: (sad) "Bloody hell."

Miss Pauling: (to YLW Sniper) "As for the British Empire twat here, you seriously think that bringing back a dead empire would make things better? In truth, it doesn't. All it does is open a lot of old wounds and the countries that declared independence would be against you, such as India. Not only that, empires are considered extinct these days since no one like empires anymore. Having an empire called an empire makes you sound evil and people care more about republics."

YLW Sniper: (normal tone) "But if we make it into a socialist-"

Miss Pauling: (annoyed) "That won't work and still won't work. As a matter of fact, you should be glad that countries like Canada, Jamaica, Australia and others be part of parliament. What you're planning is more of an insult to the British since their queen died."

YLW Sniper: (regrets) "Ah shit."

Miss Pauling: (to YLW Heavy) "And what the fuck is wrong with you?! You think that getting rid of Putin you can put a new government that is just a combination of two failed ideologies that Russia had?! You know that two wrongs won't make a right, right?! Communism will always fail because of base human greed and no one gives a shit about the Tsars anymore. Truth is, Russia is nothing more than a giant waste of space now!"

YLW Heavy: (patriotic) "It is not a waste of space! Now is a time for-"

Miss Pauling: (annoyed) "Don't waste your fucking breath. You are a failure. A bigger failure than Russia itself after the industrial revolution."

YLW Heavy: (sad) "Awww..."

Miss Pauling: (to YLW Spy) "And you, YLW Spy... You're alright, but don't be a fucking snitch."

YLW Spy: (relieved) "Got it."

Miss Pauling: (to YLW Engineer) "As for you, someone that loves history. Just because people like to bitch and moan like toddlers doesn't mean you have to turn an entire nation into a giant fucking school and put every single partisan crybaby into fucking detention. Just accept the fact that people are just morons and people like to be fucking drunken idiots. Like how New York City is home to the greatest colleges yet people come out as bozos that care more about sports than getting a career."

YLW Engineer: (angry) "And that's what makes me upset. We have the best schools in the United States and people keep on coming out more brain dead than a zombie. Education is important!"

Miss Pauling: (angry) "It is, but the more you focus on education, the more people would end up looking like a bleak future with no fun. So shut the fuck up!"

Saxton Hale: (normal tone) "Both of you two do have a point. Maybe Mann Co. can create a few schools to educate about saving endangered species."

GRN Pyro: (happy) "WOO!"

Saxton Hale: (laughs) "At least someone is enthusiastic."

Miss Pauling: (to YLW Medic) "And you, YLW Medic, democracy isn't really failing, it is the people. People like to blame democracy for their failures because they refuse to accept the fact that they lost, including Donald Trump. Democracy is working, but people need to learn to take a goddamn chill pill."

YLW Medic: (relieved) "*sighs in relief* Good. Glad to know that democracy is working. It is just the people being complete dumbasses. But I do despise social media and what is has done though."

Miss Pauling: (happy) "Glad you see it that way and not try to argue over it." (to the GRN Team) "As for the GRN Team, I do say that your ideologies are...okay. However, your ideologies are flawed but at least you don't shove them down in everyone's throats. At least your book have taught you that. However, it is now impossible to create the free nation that you want and I highly doubt your country will be stable because of infighting among different ideologies."

GRN Scout: (normal tone) "The book did say something about that."

Miss Pauling: (normal tone) "However, you guys do have some problems. Like GRN Soldier. Truth is that the Christmas spirit isn't dead because there are still people out there that donate and help those in need such as Make a Wish Foundation and others. People actually do it because IT IS what Christmas is about. Just that people are suffering tough times as well."

GRN Soldier: (normal tone) "I know that last part, but still."

Miss Pauling: (normal tone) "And as for you, GRN Engineer, you do realize why Trekism is impossible to do in this age we live in? In Star Trek, everything has to go through an atomic apocalypse before they made warp travel. When it happened, they had to rely on the Vulcans to help rebuild things from the ground up. Sorry, but Trekism is impossible no matter how many Star Trek fans want it. Even so, they have to go through a nuclear war first."

GRN Engineer: (sad) "Dammit. I knew that, but I was hoping we can avoid that and skip to the good part."

Miss Pauling: (normal tone) "And as for you, GRN Pyro, you can go to the southern parts of Africa where hunting poachers is legal and you can kill as many of them as you please if you want."

GRN Pyro claps for joy for he gets to have a chance to save the animals.

Saxton Hale: (laughs) "I think I found a new vacation spot."

Miss Pauling: (normal tone) "As for you, GRN Spy, glad you support gender equality and supporting the LGBT+ community. But you are just a pervert. A pervert with a moral code."

GRN Spy: (confused) "Not sure if I should accept it as a compliment or feel insulted? I'm gonna have to think it over."

Miss Pauling: (normal tone) "You should. And good luck with your sex change."

GRN Sniper: (afraid) "And what about the rest of us?"

Miss Pauling: (normal tone) "As long as you don't force your ideologies onto others, you should be alright. As long as you guys don't do shit like this while on duty. Also, I despise BreadTube as much as any other normal person, the restrictions placed on YouTube, and many partisans. But that doesn't mean I have to bitch and moan about it."

YLW Heavy: (sad) "I get it now because my ideology is too stupid for this world and Russia is too big. But what's gonna happen to us now? Are we gonna get fired?"

Miss Pauling: (professional) "Considering that you're having this kind of discussion outside of a match and outside of Mann Co.'s jurisdictions, no one gets fired."

Everyone cheers as they aren't getting fired.

YLW Sniper: (happy) "I'm glad I'm not losing my job and saw the error of my ways," (confused) "but what exactly are you and Saxton Hale doing here?"

Saxton Hale: (smiles) "Because we're gonna purchase a warehouse to store all the extra weapons and hats we've made. Wasn't expecting you blokes to be here. But if you lot want this place to be neutral ground for all your arguments, you're free to use it as long as you get permission."

GRN Pyro: (happy) "Hey, Mr. Hale! Wanna kill poachers in Africa to celebrate?"

YLW Soldier: (happy) "Count me in. I have learned that me wanting to see murder isn't good for politics, but at least I can use my skills to make the world a better place."

GRN Engineer: (idea) "Hang on, I got an idea! YLW Engineer, how about we make a computer game that has all of our ideologies in it and takes place in a fictional world? We can work with the other Engineers from other teams to work on it."

YLW Engineer: (glad) "Count me in! Better to settle which ideology is better on a game than in real-life."

YLW Pyro: (perplexed) "Isn't that what I'm gonna make? Not exactly, but close."

GRN Scout: (happy) "All in favor of playing the computer game?"

Everyone raise their hands.

GRN Scout: (happy) "Then let's go and let them work their magic and meet with the others when the time comes!"

Everyone heads out with GRN Sniper suggesting they head to his bakery to celebrate.

At GRN Sniper's bakery, there is a large argument about what kind of donut is better. Saxton and Miss Pauling are just standing there and watch them argue.

Miss Pauling: (emotionless) "I think we're just getting started."

Saxton Hale: (emotionless) "I have no idea what you said and I don't care." (curious) "Speaking of, why do you sound like a robot or sound like you're talking through a radio?"

Miss Pauling becomes offended by that.

AN: Hey everyone! Thank you for reading the conclusion of political debates. In future chapters, all future arguments and talks will be revolved around the GRN Team since green is my favorite color. I would also like to thank Pedro Alonso Buby Huayanay Zamudio and RogueShadow222 for following and favoriting this bizarre series. In the meantime, enjoy this and many more to follow and all the other stories I've made. Later.