Author's note.

So, Mendeleiev and William are related. Who knew? Well, I did, but you didn't. Let's see where this goes. Also, out of:

William Bones

Scul

Ronald Bones

Valerie Roberts

Rebecca Cyese

The Strippers at Asmodeus' Castle

Jarred Silgol

Who's your favourite character so far? Let me know in a review. This chapter idea was suggested to me by a friend of mine, so, thanks dude. So, leave a review, sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

Chapter 48

Closet Skeleton

(Miraculous Scandal pt1)

The next day, William walked into Madam Bustier's classroom, sitting next to Adrian. All day long, William could feel as though Madam Bustier was staring at him. Soon, class ended and everyone was heading home.

"William", said Madam Bustier catching his attention. "Could you stay behind? I wanna chat with you". When the last student left, William gave an almighty SLAM from the door. He then stood in front of Madam Bustier's desk.

"What do you want?" He asked.

"It's, in regards to you attitude" answered Madam Bustier. William grunted and rolled his eyes.

"I was hoping you'd act nicer the more you interacted with your class", said Madam Bustier. "But, I think you've only gotten wor-".

"Cut to the chase" said William, already getting annoyed by Madam Bustier.

"I, think you need counselling or therapy" said Madam Bustier. No one, said anything. Then, William started to laugh.

"Are you fucking serious?", asked William. "I don't need it, especially if YOU'RE giving it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're the last person who should be talking about helping people. Your help involves bullies getting away with their crimes and good people suffering, the opposite of how I do things. I don't see what's wrong. Marinette's happy, Adrian's happy, Sabrina's happy, everyone who isn't part of Lila's flock is happy. The rest, eh, couldn't give two shits about. Later". He then got up.

"I'm serious, William", said Madam Bustier. "If you don't, I might have to tell the parents and teachers about yours and Adrian's trip to Asmodeus' castle". An internal record scratched in Williams. He then turned his head back to Madam Bustier.

"What?" He growled. Madam Bustier stood up and pulled out a recorder and pressed the play button, playing the conversation that he and Ms. Mendeleiev had. William growled at this.

"You fucking little-".

"I have an extra copy", said Madam Bustier. "Now, I don't usually like blackmail, but I will use it if I have too. You need help, William. And I'm offering to be your therapist and counsellor".

"You bitch!" Shouted William.

"Look", said Madam Bustier. "I'll give you until school starts again to decide. You agree to therapy and counselling, I'll delete this. You don't, I'll send this to the school board". William growled, his teeth gnashing.

"Argh, you rotten bitch", said William. "Fine, I'll think about it". He then scowled at Madam Bustier.

"You'll regret your decision, Caline" said William. He then left the room, closing the door with a mighty slam. As William left, he was unaware that Ms. Mendeleiev had heard everything.

"That little bitch" growled Ms. Mendeleiev.

Later, William was walking through the streets of Paris.

"I can't believe HER of all people pulled an Uno-reverse on me!" Shouted William. Scul peeked out of his pocket.

"She does know how to push the right buttons", said Scul before giving a smirk. "Then again, so do we". William smirked, he knew exactly what Scul meant.

"You wanna get rid of a problem", said William. "Take out the source". That night, William was standing outside of an apartment building. Madam Bustier's apartment.

"You ready for this?" Asked William.

"Just say the words" answered Scul.

"Shadow walk" said William. He then became invisible and then walked through the front door.

"Nice place" said William as he looked around, it looked exactly like he expected, boring, garish and an eyesore. William then walked up the stairs to what he assumed was Madam Bustier's bedroom. When he got in, it turned out her was right. William then spotted the computer in her room and pulled out the ghost coder. He plugged it in and typed away. Eventually, he found the recording and deleted it. He then found the recorder. But, his hopes were dashed.

"Shit, fingerprint protected" said William.

"Over there" said Scul. William looked next to the keyboard and saw a red book with a pink heart on it.

"A diary?" Wondered William.

"Only one way to find out" said Scul. William opened the book and that there was writing on the pages. These were email addresses of people, a 'list' of some sort and a 'theme'.

"Why would she have these in here?" Asked William.

"I smell something off" answered Scul.

"No kidding", said William. "I mean, I'm pretty sure that this-".

"No, I literally smell something off" corrected Scul. William took a sniff at the air, before holding his nose.

"Ugh, that reeks" groaned William.

"It's coming from that box" said Scul. He pointed to a two-tone pink blue and pink box labeled 'to be washed'.

"Wonder what's in there?" Questioned Scul.

"Let's find out", said William. "Hunter's eyes". William's eyes turned completely white and looked inside. Looking back, he wish he hadn't. The box was filled with sex wear and sex toys. Ball gags, leather corsets, vibrators, the works.

"AH! WHAT THE FUCK?!" Shouted William as his eyes returned to normal.

"What's the matter?" Asked Scul.

"That box is full of sex shit" said William. Scul looked inside and immediately went back out.

"Why would an innocent teacher like Madam Bustier have this?" Asked Scul.

"How the fuck am I supposed to know?", asked William. "And why is this book full of personal details for other people?".

"Check out the times" said Scul. William looked at a calendar. On today's date was a sticky note, it read 'sex-ed theme. Tonight. Secret classroom'.

"Guess we're going back to school" said William.

"What about your trip to London?" Asked Scul.

"It's next week", answered William. "I just hope it's not what I think it is". They headed towards their school. William then turned invisible and started to look around.

"Where could that classroom be?" William wondered. He then opened one of the janitor closets and saw that it was actually a staircase.

"Well, as they say", said William. "If the path is clear". William walked down the stairs until he saw that there was a light.

"Let's see what Madam Bustier has been hiding" said William. When he reached the bottom of the stairs, his eyes widened. There, was Madam Bustier, dressed as Zombizou. But she had some changes to her costume. The heart that was on her breast area was now gone, showing her skin and her skirt had been shortened. She was on a set that looked like a makeshift classroom. Behind her was a desk and chalkboard. The latter had sex-ed written on it.

"No way" whispered William.

The light on a camera then turned on.

"Why hello there everybody", she said in a sultry tone. "It's your favourite undead mistress Zombizou. And I thought, given this day and age, I should teach all my fans about how to love each other safely". She then held up an un-opened condom. William then grew a Cheshire smirk.

'I told you you'd regret your decision', thought William. 'And you will'.