Disclaimer: I do not own My Hero Academia/Boku No Hero Academia, or any other property in this work that I did not make myself.
Hizashi Yamada vs. the robot uprising
Chapter one: More machine than man
It was a usual staff meeting over at UA High School one day when Nezu was talking things over with Hizashi, Aizawa, Sekijiro, Toshinori, Cementoss, and Hound Dog. "...And in conclusion," Aizawa said as he finished up a point he was trying to make, "If we keep getting dragged into escapades where we have to deal with a big number of a single type of enemy, it'll only be so long before we're no longer able to pin the blame for what damages that we end up causing in trying to stop said problems on villains."
"One can only hope that we here at UA aren't the ultimate cause of any of those monster attacks," Sekijiro remarked.
Hizashi slowly turned to face the Blood Hero who is his co-worker. "...Your inability to make Monoma drop his hate-boner for Sho's students ultimately led to the zombie apocalypse, and that inspired vampire Asui mom to create a convent of vampires. We caused two of the three problems that we've dealt with so far because of your apparent inability to rein your students' less desirable traits in, Sekijiro!"
"Hizashi, I told you not to blame Sekijiro for it," Aizawa admonished.
"And I told you that I was going to do it anyway," Hizashi countered.
Sighing, Nezu said, "Moving right along. Given that the first year hero course is very much thin, we need to fill those seats up so that we can-"
Nezu was cut off when the door leading into that room opened, and in walked a Darth Vader knockoff looking guy. After doing the signature breathing, the guy greeted everyone by waving his hand while saying, "Hello there, co-workers."
The voice, although filtered through some sort of translation device, was recognisable to everyone in the room. "...Power Loader?" Cementoss said, "We all thought that you died."
"The rumors of my death were..." Power Loader began to say, pausing to do the signature breathing, "...Greatly exaggerated. Although I did technically perish, my students in the support course, while fulfilling my wishes on the matter, took my remains and upgraded what was left of me, bringing me back to life as a being more machine than man."
The others looked confused, with some looking uncomfortable as well, while looking at the seemingly revived Power Loader. "...Umm, well welcome back, my good man," Hizashi said, "Yeah, we were just going over how most of the first year hero course students were killed, and what to do to fill up the emp-"
Power Loader cut Hizashi off suddenly by saying, "A problem that I have already resolved, Hizashi. Everyone, come to the support course workshop." Now everyone was wholly confused as they had all nonetheless got up to go follow Power Loader to the support course workshop, curious as to what Power Loader had waiting for them.
...
Along the way, the UA staff gathered Kirishima, Tetsutetsu, Dark Shadow, Muzan, and the Demon Slayer crew (Luci was out at the moment) as they all followed Power Loader into the support course workshop. To their surprise, they saw that Power Loader had made life sized robotic versions of the students from the first year hero course who all had died in trying to contain the zombie apocalypse a while ago.
"Behold," Power Loader said, "Robotic versions of Shouta's students and Sekijiro's students who all had died shortly before I became a more perfect form of life."
"It's... amazing," Sekijiro said as he looked around at robot Yosetsu, who was currently turned off just like all of the others.
Waving a hand, Power Loader remarked, "Wait until you see them in action." Power Loader then proceeded to turn on robot Bakugo, who seemingly sprung to life. "What is your name?" Power Loader asked robot Bakugo.
"My name is Katsuki Bakugo," robot Bakugo replied in a robotic sounding version of the late Bakugo's voice.
Gesturing to robot Bakugo, Power Loader asked, "What is your primary objective?"
"To insert my genitalia into Eijiro Kirishima's butthole," robot Bakugo replied.
"WHAT?!" Kirishima exclaimed in shocked surprise as Power Loader turned robot Bakugo off.
"I programmed the robots with the personalities of those they are based off of," Power Loader explained, "At least as best as I knew slash remembered slash figured them. From what I had down on the matter, you and Bakugo were in a homosexual relationship with one another."
Looking at Power Loader weird, Kirishima said, "Umm, I'm not sure who told you that Baku-bro and I were gay for one another Power Loader-sensei, but that's not the case."
Doing the signature breathing first, Power Loader replied, "Really? Huh, I could of sworn."
"No no, I'm straight and so was Baku-bro," Kirishima explained.
Giving Power Loader a wry look, Hizashi said, "You probably ought to fix robot Bakugo's personality a bit first before shipping him out."
"I intend to," Power Loader said.
Aizawa turned to look at Power Loader and said, "What else about the personalities of these robot versions of me and Sekijiro's late students did you get wrong, Power Loader?"
...
As it turned out, Power Loader thought that Yaoyorozu was Aizawa's poor student while Uraraka was the rich one, he dialed up Mineta's horniness and Monoma's hatred for 1-A, thought that Ibara was Jewish (that admittedly got a laugh out of Sekijiro), thought that Pony was half British rather than half American, and thought that Tsuyu had a gecko quirk instead of a frog quirk. And that was just what the group saw was wrong with the first few who had caught their attention.
"You..." Hizashi said as he looked at Power Loader, "...You really didn't get out much to learn about the other classes, didn't you Power Loader?"
Power Loader did the signature breathing thing before saying, "To be fair, I was distracted playing Legends Arceus after I was restored to life as the cyborg form you now see me as."
"Oh yeah, that's a good game," Hizashi said, nodding in agreement.
Shrugging, Aizawa remarked, "It's a pain in the fanny is what it is." The underground hero thought he could scarcely hear a moaning cry of aroused, sensual pleasure coming from a distance away, but he and the others had more important things to focus on right now.
Hizashi turned to look at Aizawa, a mildly knowing look on his face. "You're just saying that because the Arceus event in BDSP requires you to have a Legends save file with all of the main missions completed in order to get the item in BDSP to go after Arceus."
"It's literally the only reason why I'm bothering with Legends," Aizawa admitted, "Oh, and while we're on the subject, Hound Dog you need to breed the Feebas that you luckily came across in the wild in BDSP so that all of us can get it."
"I can cover that later, along with Spiritomb in BDSP for those who lack it," Hound Dog replied, "But first we must get back on track."
Nodding once in agreement, Aizawa replied, "Yes. Power Loader." Turning to face his cyborg co-worker, Aizawa went on, "We're going to have to do a complete and total overhaul of the robotic versions of the students who died in containing the near zombie apocalypse a while ago. We're going to have to go over each and every one to see what all you didn't get right about them, to make sure that they're all up to snuff before letting them out."
"And can we change some of the ones based off of my girls first?" Sekijiro asked, "Because seeing Pony as half British rather than half American is kind of jarring for me, and as funny as it is to see Ibara as Jewish instead of Christian we need to revise that too."
Nodding in agreement, Power Loader did the signature breathing thing before saying, "Very well. Let us cover the robotic versions of the class 1-B girls first."
"Hopefully we can get through all of the robots quickly," Aizawa muttered as he and the others proceeded to get cracking on the robotic versions of the students who died in containing the near zombie apocalypse a while ago, "Because I still have at least a dozen Pokémon I need to catch before I can actually confront that fucking god llama."
...
Later that evening, all of the teachers were hanging in the teachers lounge, playing on Switches. "Aha! All main missions in Legends are now complete!" Aizawa declared, "Suck it, Legends!"
"I'm just glad that I was finally able to get Feebas in BDSP," Hizashi admitted, "I mean I know they were trying to make the remakes faithful adaptations of the original games, but they didn't have to make the remakes too faithful, ya know?"
"At least Spiritomb was easier to get ahold of due to the NPCs in the Grand Underground," Sekijiro said, "Although I'm still surprised that only Hound Dog out of all of us bothered to get it."
Shrugging, Hound Dog replied, "I think that BDSP and Legends are meant to be sort of like appetizers to tide us over until Scarlet and Violet drop later." Turning over to look at Toshinori who was on his phone rather than playing on a Switch, Hound Dog said, "What do you think, All Might?"
Looking up from his phone, Toshinori replied, "Oh, sorry Hound Dog. I was distracted by a text that I got from Inko just now."
Hizashi arched a wry eyebrow at the former Symbol of Peace mentioning the mother of the late Izuku Midoriya. "Oh? What are you and Midoriya's mom doing swapping texts?"
"I think it has to do with how I walked in on Toshinori and Inko having sex with each other when we were trying to hunt down the ultimate boss vampire a while ago," Tanjiro remarked casually without looking up from his Switch.
"Ah! Young Kamado!" Toshinori exclaimed in embarrassment, "That was private info!"
Scoffing, Power Loader said, "All Might, it's no secret that you were crushing on Midoriya's mom since well before the near zombie apocalypse." Doing the signature breathing again, Power Loader went on, "Hell, I'm actually rather surprised that it took you as long as it did to pork her."
"Speaking of pork," Inosuke said while playing on his Switch, "I'm actually in the mood for one of those barbecued pulled pork sandwiches that are made by that Lunch Rush guy. They're pretty fucking bomb."
Shrugging, Hizashi said to Inosuke as Hatsume entered the teachers lounge, "Everything made by Lunch Rush is pretty fucking bomb. But his barbecued pulled pork sandwiches aren't the most requested item on his menu, so I'm sure he appreciates getting a shot to make them more often."
Holding up a hand, Hatsume got everyone's attention by saying, "Umm, can I have Power Loader-sensei's attention for a bit? Something happened in the workshop..."
Power Loader immediately came to attention, doing his signature breathing thing as he turned to face Hatsume. "What is it, my student?" asked the cyborg UA teacher.
"Umm, how do I put this..." Hatsume began. Sucking in a cringing breath, Hatsume said, "...Oh yeah. The robotic versions of the students who died containing the near zombie apocalypse a while ago have all gone haywire."
It wasn't just Power Loader, but everyone in the room came to attention, with many Switches and one smart phone all being put away. "What do you mean haywire, Hatsume?" Hizashi asked.
"The attempt to fix all of their respective programmings all at once made them all break away and go off on their own," Hatsume explained, "I was able to trap the robotic version of the autistic mushroom girl and keep her from escaping, but the others all got loose. Oh, and the ones that are loose still have their original programmings."
"Robo-Baku-bro is going to try to rape me!" Kirishima exclaimed out of fright.
Getting everyone to settle down, Hizashi said, "Everyone, relax! I got it all figured out!"
"You got dealing with nearly forty rouge robots all figured out," Aizawa replied skeptically.
Nodding in confirmation, Hizashi remarked, "Yes." Both his tone and expression were grim. "We have to destroy all of the robotic versions of the students who died in containing the near zombie apocalypse a while ago in order to quell this robot uprising."
"Just the ones who escaped," Hatsume clarified, "The robotic version of the autistic mushroom girl was successfully corrected, so she's safe."
Nodding in understanding, Hizashi said, "...All of the robots instead of robot Kinoko." Pointing forward, Hizashi said, "Let's get all Sarah Connor on those robotic bitches! Charge!" With that as the battle cry, everyone charged out of the teachers lounge to go stop the rogue robotic versions of the students who died a while ago in containing the near zombie apocalypse.
END, CHAPTER ONE
Author's notes;
This one actually took me a bit of effort to get through, mostly due to getting sidetracked a few times. But yeah, this is the first chapter of the fourth installment of the 'Hizashi Yamada vs.' series, where this time they face rogue robotic versions of the first year hero course students who had died back in the first story of this series. Also, here's to looking forward to the wonderments that will come in November of 2022! Woo!