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Hizashi Yamada vs. the robot uprising
Chapter two: Mechanized Madness
Inko Midoriya stepped out of her apartment to check her mail. Due to having recently lost her son Izuku in a villain attack on UA (actually he was killed, turned into a zombie, and killed again in the efforts to contain the zombie apocalypse, not that Inko knew any of that), Inko fell into a bit of a depression, comfort eating a lot until her weight had hit the 250kg mark, where Inko's weight was currently sitting at.
As such, the incredibly plump Inko more or less waddled to the mailbox area of her apartment complex to check her mail. As she opened the mailbox for her apartment number, she heard some sort of mechanical object fly overhead. Looking up, Inko saw to her surprise that it was robotic versions of her late son Izuku and the two boys in his immediate circle of friends from UA, Tenya and Todoroki.
Robo Tenya and Robo Todoroki continued to fly overhead, but Robo Izuku landed on the ground and proceeded to approach the woman who had given birth to the boy it was based off of. "Subject two meters ahead identified as Inko Midoriya," Robo Izuku said in a robotic voice that sounded like what Izuku had when he was alive, "Proceeding to initiate mama's boy subroutine! Releasing all stored coolant through coolant ports in corners of eye scopes!"
"Oh lordy!" Inko exclaimed out of fright as the robotic version of her late son approached her.
However, Robo Izuku only got to about eight feet from reaching Inko before Hizashi, Muzan, and Inosuke rushed in, with Inosuke destroying Robo Izuku. After the robot was destroyed, Hizashi gave Inko a worried look. "You okay, Mrs. M?!" Hizashi exclaimed.
"Present Mic?!" Inko said, "Why was there a robotic version of my late son just now declaring he'll be the perfect son to me in the most threatening manner I've ever heard?!"
"Long story short, Power Loader made robotic versions of all of the students from UA's first year hero course who died recently," Muzan began to explain, "All of them except the one based off of the autistic mushroom nerd went haywire and got loose, and now all the lads and I have to destroy the loose robots to prevent a robot uprising."
The very fat woman could only look on in utter confusion. "...Huh?!"
Turning to look at the others, Inosuke said, "Hoo boy, wait until this lady hears that Luci's decided to take the form of her late son."
"Oh, I had Luci take the form of someone else," Hizashi explained, "Didn't wanna risk him getting hit because someone thought he was the Midoriya robot."
"Who did you have Luci take the form of?" Muzan asked, arching a wry eyebrow.
...
"PERSONAAAAAAAAAA!" yelled Luci, who was now in the form of Ren Amamiya aka Joker from Persona 5, as he mowed down Robo Sato, Robo Togaru, and Robo Shihai with his hellish flames from Hell, making the flames take the form of a scythe before slicing them in half.
As Luci finished destroying those robots, Aizawa looked over at Hound Dog, who had Robo Juzo in a full nelson. "...Who introduced Luci to the Persona series?" Aizawa asked.
"That was actually Emi while she visited from Ketsubutsu last week," Hound Dog explained before snapping Robo Juzo's neck so hard he ripped the head off, destroying that robot. Tossing the head of Robo Juzo aside, Hound Dog went on, "Luci was still in the form of Midoriya at the time, so Emi assumed that Midoriya actually survived the reported attack and decided to introduce him to the Persona series, as it's apparently Emi's favorite video game series."
Aizawa gently sighed as he said, "Well at least she didn't introduce him to Doom. And it's bad enough Hizashi's at least trying to get him into Halo."
"I'm surprised that he hasn't picked up Pokémon yet," Hound Dog commented as he casually pinned down Robo Sen, "At least to the extent that the rest of us have."
"Oh, that reminds me," Aizawa said, "The event for the Member Card in BDSP goes live starting today. We ought to get it as soon as we're done dealing with these robots, because I don't know about you but I for one don't wanna miss my chance to get Darkrai."
Ripping off Robo Sen's head, Hound Dog threw it away as he got up from where he had Robo Sen pinned to the ground. "Yeah, it's awesome that BDSP is picking up the ball that the originals had dropped in the form of the event mythicals."
"Getting Arceus in BDSP was still a pain in the fanny," Aizawa remarked dryly, causing a moaning cry of aroused, sensual pleasure to sound in the distance. Aizawa and Hound Dog paused when they both heard the moan, but quickly dismissed it because they still had to help deal with all of the loose robotic versions of all of the students from the hero course who died recently in the recent effort to contain the zombie apocalypse.
...
Shrugging, Hizashi said to Muzan and Inosuke, "Luci is admittedly having the time of his life ever since he partied up with us. He told me he hasn't had as much fun since before the fallout that he had with his previous boss."
Inko, looking confused, said to the guys, "Umm... well... so long as this Luci friend of yours is doing well, then I suppose that's all anyone can ask for."
"Oh he's been real cool like," Hizashi said, "Oh Mrs. M, if you see any robotic versions of the kids who were in UA's hero course before being killed in that incident, let us know."
Pointing a ways in one direction, Inko said, "Well actually, I saw the robotic versions of Izuku's friends Iida and Todoroki fly off in that direction as the robotic version of Izuku himself landed near where I was checking the mail."
Nodding once to Inko, Hizashi said, "Thanks for the tip, Mrs. M!" To Muzan and Inosuke, Hizashi said, "Let's go, bros!" The loud pro hero then led the progenitor of all demons and the boar masked Demon Slayer off in the direction that Inko pointed them in.
Later, Tanjiro and Zenitsu were backing Sekijiro at the Yaoyorozu mansion as the robotic versions of all of the 1-A girls were all there. "I am invisible!" Robo Hagakure declared in a robotic version of Hagakure's voice, "I cannot be-"
"Thunderclap and Flash!" Zenitsu yelled, right before rushing Robo Hagakure and decapitating her as he left trails of lightning in his wake.
As Robo Hagakure fell over dead, Sekijiro commented, "Wow, Power Loader may have been able to build a robotic version of Hagakure, but he wasn't able to replicate her invisibly. Robo Hagakure was as visible as day."
Tanjiro nodded in agreement, before doing a spin while using Water Breathing to decapitate Robo Uraraka and Robo Yaoyorozu. "He failed to replicate a lot of the quirks of the students these robots were made in the likeness of, huh?" Tanjiro asked.
"It's be quicker to list which ones do have variants of the quirks their human versions had when they were alive," Sekijiro replied as he ripped off the head of Robo Kyoka and dropped it on the floor before he stomped on it to crush it like an empty soda can.
After Sekijiro destroyed Robo Tsuyu and Zenitsu destroyed Robo Mina, Tanjiro said, "Cool, that ought to be all of the robots reported at the family mansion of the dead rich girl."
"Which one was the rich girl again?" Zenitsu said, "I'm sorry but I was told that it was Yaoyorozu but what Robo Uraraka said makes me think that-"
"Yaoyorozu was the rich one," Sekijiro pointed out, "Power Loader when he was programming the robots messed up with a lot of them by getting details mixed up.
"Wait a minute," Tanjiro began, "Why didn't Power Loader tell anyone what he was up to? For that matter, why weren't we told Power Loader returned to life as a cyborg before the man himself walked in to join a meeting?"
"Yeah, the guys in the support course need to communicate with the rest of UA a hell of a lot more," Sekijiro said, "I think that part of why they get away with as much of what they do is due to how they typically don't report most of their activities to Nezu like they should. Hell, I bet that over half of the kids in Power Loader's class would have been expelled by Nezu himself by now if Nezu had more awareness of what's going on in the support course."
Looking confused, Zenitsu said, "Wait a minute, I thought that only Aizawa had the power to expel students."
"Nezu granted Aizawa the authority to expel his own students, yes," Sekijiro began, "But Nezu still has the authority to expel any student in any class at UA. He can even override Aizawa's granted authority if he felt like it." Putting his hands on his hips, Sekijiro said, "Nezu is the principal of UA, after all."
"Hey Sekijiro," Tanjiro began, "It Nezu has the authority to expel any UA student, does he also have the authority to fire any UA staff member?"
"...Yeah, why?" replied the Blood Hero.
Gesturing to Sekijiro, Tanjiro went on, "That being the case, why hasn't Nezu fired Hizashi yet? I mean don't get me wrong, Hizashi is a really cool guy and I have nothing but respect for the dude, but with all due respect Hizashi has done more than enough by this point to get fired from his position as a UA teacher."
"Nezu keeps Hizashi on the UA staff for similar reasons as to why Scrooge McDuck in the 2017 Ducktales reboot doesn't fire employees," Sekijiro explained, "Given what all Hizashi is responsible for, at least starting from the zombie apocalypse incident, with Hizashi on the UA staff Nezu is at least able to keep an eye on him. Imagine Hizashi running around all over the place without anyone with authority over him."
The elite Demon Slayer gave the notion a little bit of thought before turning to look back at Sekijiro. "...I see your point, Sekijiro." Looking up, Tanjiro let out a sigh before saying, "Hoo boy, I hope that Kirishima and Tetsutetsu who are still over at UA will be alright. I mean, they're alone right now so it would suck if they were attacked by one of the robots.
Meanwhile over at UA, Kirishima and Tetsutetsu were doing a patrol around some of the hallways in the main building on UA grounds. "Hey dude, how do you think Hizashi-sensei and the others are all doing with dealing with the rouge robotic versions of our late classmates?" Kirishima asked.
Shrugging, Tetsutetsu replied, "No clue, man. All I know is that-"
*CRASH*
Tetsutetsu was cut off when something crashed through a wall to get into the hallway that he and Kirishima were in, startling the two boys. To their alarm, it was Robo Bakugo. "Eijiro Kirishima had been located," Robo Bakugo said, "Proceeding to initiate genitalia insertion subroutine and apply to designated target's butthole!"
"Ah!" Kirishima cried out in alarm, "Robo-Baku-bro is going to rape me!"
Robo Bakugo proceeded to approach Kirishima, who along with Tetsutetsu was too scared to move. However, Robo Bakugo was kicked out of the way and up against a wall. The two boys looked to see who their savior was and, to their surprise, it was Robo Kinoko, the only robotic version of a dead UA first year hero course student who did NOT go haywire.
"...Robo Kinoko?" Kirishima said in surprise to Robo Kinoko as Robo Bakugo proceeded to try picking himself up.
Turning to look at Kirishima, Robo Kinoko said, "Robo Bakugo's primary function conflicts with my primary function, so he and I are destined to fight each other to the last."
"...Umm, Robo Kinoko," Tetsutetsu began in a mildly unsure and curious tone, "Just wondering, but what is your primary function?"
"Have Kirishima do to me what Robo Bakugo wants to do to Kirishima," Robo Kinoko replied, getting a mildly stunned look out of Kirishima. By that point, Robo Bakugo had just finished picking himself back up, prompting Robo Kinoko to turn back to face him. With the two robots there unwilling to deviate from their respective paths, the ensuing fight between them was inevitable. Kirishima and Tetsutetsu both watched it as Robo Kinoko and Robo Bakugo rushed one another, their epic fight about to go down.
END, CHAPTER TWO
Author's notes;
Sorry if it took so long to get this out; I got distracted clearing the last mission in Legends Arceus, then immediately did the Arceus event in BDSP. Speaking of events, the day that this chapter went up (4-01-2022) is the first day that the Mystery Card event in BDSP goes live, so get it if you wanna nab yourself a Darkrai (I named mine Tobias).
Anyway, this chapter sees Hizashi and the others begin the process of hunting down and destroying the rouge robotic versions of all of the students who died in containing the zombie apocalypse back in the first story in this series. It also sees Luci with a new form now, and the chapter ends on a bit of a cliffhanger where two robots start a fight with one another. It's going to get messy.