We start in a big house (the house that I teased in the second chapter) Pyra is at a table drinking some Jerossi tea waiting for Rex.
To give some context Rex and the gang have been through many adventures since the time of chapter 3, most of which I still need to plan out, but rest assured they go through many things physically and emotionally. Right now, the arc we're in is called Bana's Revenge which despite the name the gang is actually working with Bana so he could get revenge on the antagonist of this arc, yes there are many who have reservations about helping Bana but considering the antagonist is a lex Luthor kind of opponent they need their own tony stark or doctor doom (I know this doesn't make sense in universe but stick with me). They need to infiltrate a certain place that go figure, doing so is very dangerous, so right now the easiest and safest way to infiltrate is to be a girl since said place is a...Brothel because some things stay the same even after everything you knew was a lie and your world LITERALY changed. The reason this is barley an option is because the antagonists knows everyone in the party, all their blades, and known associates and they know they wouldn't drag some innocent bystander into their scheme, that is until Rex has an idea (sorry for pronoun game)
Pyra is anxious not because of Rex's Plan but more the fact that he took a lot of female blades with him especially Kora
Nia: Jezz Pyra you're gonna burn the house down if you keep scowling like that
Pyra: oh, sorry Nia it just we're dealing with...everything, ugh it's so stressful
Nia: I hear that, one second we're just trying to forge our own future in a new land then the next thing you know Rex finds a red core crystal which puts him in a coma, then he goes missing for several weeks, then the whole situation with the "new Torna" and Old Praetorium, and just when we have some time to rest and explore the world the blade haters come knocking at our door WHILE Rex was with...what were their names? Cross, Shulk, and Noah?
Nia stops talking to see Pyra mortified most likely realizing how much Rex has almost died
Tora: Friend Nia did terrible job at lifting tension
Nia: shut it furball!
Poppi: Poppi must agree with masterpon Pyra looks like she's seen things
Pandoria: yeah, like her boyfriend being Pulverized at every turn
Zeke: Careful Pandy as much as I agree we can't start tempting fate
Nia: SHUT IT SHELLHEAD!
Mythra: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP YOUR JUST MAKING IT WORST!
The front door is flung open and the first to come in is Kora
Kora: all right ladies and gentlemen are Ya'll ready for this?
Everyone (featuring characters I will not reveal for many reasons) pays attention to the announcement as music starts to blare because I want to torture you and myself
Kora: Now I know we've been racking our brains trying to figure out how to do...honestly anything but thanks to our beloved leader there is a way, a way that required an "acquired taste"
Everyone was confused and slightly cringed at the acquired taste part, yet it was only just beginning
Pyra: what did you do?
(She said with a bit of a murderous tone)
Kora: Chillax gurl it was his idea to bring..." HER" along with us
The music is reaching its climax as all the other female blades come in a crowd as Kora says
Kora: NOW LET'S INTRODUCE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEGINA
Regina bursts from the crowd and introduces herself
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Regina: Hello everyone, it's nice to meet you. Has anyone seen Rex?
I'm not even going to give a description of the reactions since your imagination can make it way funnier than I could write it
Mythra and Nia: WHO THE HELL IS THIS CHICK!?
Morag: you have got to be kidding (under her breath because she knows)
Tora: oh pretty lady! (he says while doing the flying thing)
Poppi QT: oh Masterpon (yes, I will have her suddenly transform because the other forms need love too)
Pandoria: I ju-just h-how?!
Zeke: This, THIS IS OUR PLAN!?
(they both know but some others are still confused)
Pyra is silent
Regina: Has Rex never mentioned me before? Hmph that guy is denser than Wulfric no offense buddy
Wulfric is beyond confused and slightly weary since he really doesn't know how to react. Regina walks up Pyra and Mythra
Regina: So, you must be the Ageis' I've got to say I don't see the appeal I mean other than your_
Pyra puts her on "Regina's" shoulder
Pyra: Rex, please explain this (with a subdued but still felt murderous intent)
"Regina": w-what are talking about I'm Regina like I-
Pyra: (she ups the pressure by upping the temperature of her hand) that wasn't a request...it was a demand
Rex: AH AH! OK OK! I'M SORRY please just stop it's me Rex
The sound of many being...somehow disappointed and others a sigh of relief for having the "secret" be revealed can be heard even outside the house
Tora: R-Regina is Rex-Rex (very disappointed)
Rex: yes, Tora though I'm surprised you and some others couldn't tell but maybe I'm that convincing?
Brighid: I wouldn't take that as a compliment
Morag: Indeed
Dromarch: Master Rex have you...done this before? Honestly the voice you put on was...far too convincing
Gramps: Or have you finally snaped and now think yourself a woman?
Rex: geez guys can't I just dress like a woman-
Before Rex could finish Pyra once again turned up the heat with a fire ball that thankfully only went through window into the lake the house is near to
Pyra: I'm still waiting
Rex: R-Right um uh, remembers when I was gone for a couple of-
Pyra: Several
Rex: S-Several weeks, well I met some people boys I should make clear and well to get back Home I needed to work with them and that meant going to certain places and... doing certain things and let me tell you It was actually kind of fun, like I got to dance, play some games, and even-
Rex sees everyone staring at him realizing that this is the first time he's talked about his time away from...this universe
Pyra: Don't stop please enlighten us
Rex: S-Sorry P-Pyra but I've already said too much
Zeke: You serious chum can't you give us like a cookie
Rex: how does that even- Look I made a promise to certain people I would trust with my life and despite the many people here whom I also trust the same way I don't say that lightly
Everyone: Yes you do Rex: let me finish
Rex: while there's technically no consequences to breaking that promise, c'mon it's me guys I would never do that
Nia: Bullshit
Rex: WELL, I'M NOT BREAKING THIS ONE SO BOO HOO!
Pyra: Hmph (she walks away not even looking at Rex the entire time)
Mythra: OOH, that's the look that says "you ain't getting any for a while asshole" (with a smug grin on her face)
Rex: That and much more, *SIGH* hoo boy this better work
Will it work? Probably I still need to plan this out and get it made but this is too funny (at least to me) to at least not share.
Oh and rickroll or whatever.
Notes:
Sorry to say but haven't been working on the actual chapter 2 even a little, school's a bitch and I've been playing Neo the world ends with you a fantastic sequel to a fantastic game...I still need to play preferably final remix