Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 22: Pahkitew's Drama Hunters
Part 1: Big Monsters, Bigger Hunters

With that being said, nothing was said.

Finally, Pit and Miko will have a talk, as the rest of the Fiery Foxes have a talk about potential candidacy for being the leader of their team because the last episode had just happened.

Also, the Chill Capybaras aren't super chill at the moment, since Sokka and Lowain are in business for real, so yeah, this is more about LOVE, which I may or may not have done super well at all.

1602jaw: Yeah, I actually wanted Sammy to have a role...and then I kinda wrote out of my ass (a lot) and she ended up getting focused out! It's going to be a breather by this season's standards, so it's not much of one.

For the record, there's another Ultimate Islands crossover special and since it's probably going to happen in betweens parts of Episode 22...it'll take place before this episode and especially this episode's wild, wild elimination.


"Last time on Total Drama: Ultimate Islands, these 56 weird campers went through practically a horror trilogy's worth of scares or a whole action game's worth of bag guys! Some fell at the vampire lady's front door, while others survived and Coachman unsurprisingly scared the pants off some other campers! For real!"

Chris just let that statement sink in.

"The weird thing was that he didn't even win, as Sokka won by sleeping and Bayo won by fighting more stylishly than everyone for those Capybaras! And then Sammy, Michiru, JFK and Min Min got sling-yacht'd from the Foxes' roster!"

"Who's going to feel the brunt of the hunt! The zeal of the meal! The stares from a bear! Even a hate from a snake! Probably these 52 campers in Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"


There were so many things that both Pit and Miko talked about in the last challenges, including how some of the challenges were really fun for them, how the team was one strife away from civil war and how Rock and Clover may be a bit weird.

But there was only one thing that they could talk about, as Pit was actually sweating with his bow that could split into swords.

"Uh...we gotta talk about the thing." Miko said. "You know, the thousand year old bit or whatever."

"It's not a bit, I'm really a thousand and two hundred years old!" Pit shouted. "It'd be kinda weird, right?"

"...Oh, I thought it was just really funny. Like, let's get serious for a minute!" Miko said.

"Come on, you're sixteen and I look like a twelve year old except way cooler than any of them!" Pit bragged. "It's kinda weird that..."

Pit didn't have anything to say.

"That what?" Miko just wanted to know.

"...This is awkward as heck. Why aren't we just gaming?" Pit asked. "Come on, I just like hanging out with you because it's cool."

"Oh...ok. So, what are the kisses about?" Miko still wanted to know, as Pit looked at her...genuinely sure of what he wanted to say.

They looked at each other for a hot moment, as they didn't exactly know what to really say.

"I thought it was really funny! Come on, I like you...but man, I don't know." Pit just shaking his head. "Deadpool said that I'm a mini god of war, whatever that means...but I'm not like that Kratos guy!"

"Hold up..."

It was still more awkward, as their feelings weren't really being properly shown, as they put their fists out.

"...do you want to be all romantic? Because that'd be kinda weird."

"No, obviously! There's so many problems because I've probably gotta save the world multiple times and you wouldn't be able to watch me in the Real Smash Brothers, I look like I'm 12 but really cool and more importantly, we've gotta fight an old man!" Pit just explained.

"...Okay." Miko just shrugged slowly. "I thought the kisses were weird, too! This show's fun and besides..."

Somehow, an angel who's fought a bunch of gods and Hades and a gamer who's practically a secret agent keeping the world from falling apart, still figured something out.

"...there's never a bad time to power up and win!"

"Yeah, I guess so!" Pit exclaimed. "Together, I think we could be a...power of friendship duo!"

"Weird power up, but okay!"

As the two youngsters were just solving their issues, Rock and Clover were quite literally hiding behind a tree with more than a few ones that had just gotten up.

Unsurprisingly, the two older teenagers were having more relationship problems than the youngsters.

*Clover's confessional*

Clover's boy problems died hard.

"There's, like, still a whole bunch of hot boys like Lowain, the fire guy with headband, the other fire guy, Sokka and...why are they all on the other team? Iori's super mad all of the time and Giovanni's a supervillain on this team and plus Rock's cool and...I don't know what to do!"

*Pit's confessional*

"It'd be strange if we were a power couple because I wouldn't be super comfortable with that! But what I'm comfortable with is whatever's going on in our team's abode, which is very much total drama!" Pit shouted, not realizing that he made the pun.

*Confessional cut*


Pit was not wrong, as Rock was just in awe at how bad these two were for each other.

"Well, well, well, congrats on being the biggest asshole of this season. You've got quite the achievement streak." Dante told the old man.

"My, my, Dante, I guess being the son of that Sparda fellow meant something. But what does that have to do with getting money?" Coachman asked.

Their throats, technically, but that has to mean something and hilariously, Miko was actually in the girls' side of the Foxes' cabin hearing these shenanigans with Azula, Yumeko and whoever else was into the drama.

"Honestly, being an asshole doesn't matter when you're still in a team because you're going to be thrown out, buddy."

Dante anticipated the vile old villain's mouth opening.

"Nah, nah, I know you won the last challenge and I'm pretty sure that if you lose this one, it's going to be curtains for you!" Dante shouted. "I'm fucking serious."

Pit and Rock were trying to imitate a sound.

"Dante, you know if you keep on thinking like that, you're going to end up like a donkey. Eating the grass unknowingly following someone that you despise."

"Eh, that's you."

"That's me?" Coachman asked, almost about to fake cry. "Now, why would you be so rude?"

"Because you've kinda fucked the team dynamic. No really, this team would be a lot better-"

And the two right behind them made the perfect sound, a womp womp that totally didn't fit at all and got them the looks of the two older guys.

"And that's the sound of your elimination."

Rock and Pit were just rolling on the floor laughing, as Dante just read the room with Deadpool speeding up to him from his bed.

"-Alright, you two, that's really funny, but let's just let these two have their Tom and Jerry moment! Dante, do you think you're Tom or Jerry?" Deadpool just put it out there, ignoring the completely baffled Coachman. "The mouse that dodges everything or the cat that fails at traps."

"...I have no idea, man. What the hell-" Dante didn't even get to finish his sentence.

"And that's a Jerry thing, my guy! Coachman, you are the cat." Deadpool said. "Be a nicer cat."

The whole of the guys' cabin was in some kind of uproar, as there was a mix of deep laughs, utter confusion and just plain embarrasment that this team was this chaotic, as Coachman just coughed very loudly and Dante just smirked.

Very loudly, as Basil managed to spill some bleach on the floor and see the wood have problems with it.

"The mouse just annoys the cat, yet the cat always tries." He answered.

"COPE!" Deadpool yelled. "Tom always loses."

*Azula's confessional*

Azula just deeply sighed for the state of this team.

"Well, this suddenly got easier out of nowhere. Disappointing, really." Azula answered.

*Ochako Uraraka's confessional*

She was quite astounded and was trying to not laugh.

"I did not know that Tom and Jerry was going to be used like that." She just said.

*Rapunzel's confessional*

She was just silent.

"Oh no. We're gonna lose!" She shouted.

*Confessional cut*


Were things better on the Chill Capybaras?

Obviously, yes, since they had won and they were appropriate to make comedy-related skits that had happened one paragraph and that the Deadpool of this fic just did, but since most of them were actually trying to be consistent...

...there was bigger priorities that included searching some other places, probably for an immunity.

"Guys-" Kyo just wanted to tell the epic tale.

"Not now, we're trying to figure out our next move!" Sokka exclaimed, trying to pick something out of the hot tub. "This thing just landed into it."

"Wait, is this really happening now?" Kyo asked. "We're just going to pick up a-"

Kyo, Lowain and Sokka just looked into the disused hot tub that was a bit...stank due to no-one tipping out the small amount of water left and it was really surprising to see out of all things...

...a damn Chef Hatchet head in the middle of the tub inside a giant tub.

"-WHAT DOES IT DO?"

"Probably something to make me the winner." Sokka stated, as Kyo angrily looked at him. "Or somebody else."

"Could be me, brah. No reason for this to be lying here." Lowain rolled over.

"What if it's me? I can do poetry, can shoot fire and don't need a boomerang." Kyo remarked, slowly stepping up towards Sokka. "Could be Bayo and not you!"

"It could be you, I was just thinking about me!" Sokka stated, as Kyo stopped being aggressive. "Considering who's doing this, let's just go and do whatever we usually do."

The trio of dudes were plain sure that this Chef Hatchet head did things and they didn't want someone else to find out...besides the obvious person to tell it to.

*Lowain's confessional*

"Okay, so you know that I'm thinking that the strategy game really starts here since we found Chef's head which must mean something." Lowain said. "Either that or Chris is tricking us, which isn't cool anymore when you do it for the baijillionth time!"

*Confessional cut*

Bayonetta, for some reason that wasn't related to boredom and also related to the fact that these dudes genuinely wanted to tell her something incredible in the...damn hall.

"Don't worry, I can barely find you three tolerable and I doubt that Chris isn't laughing at you three." Bayonetta answered. "Seriously, just tell me."

"Bruh, we found a Chef head, we could rule the game or something like that!" Kyo had to shout, as Lowain and Sokka were actually thinking.

"You're only saying this because you want to get one up on Iori, who I don't care about." Bayonetta answered again. "Secondly, your friends are re-considering it."

"Good for you! I'm going to beat him alone and you're going to regret it!" Kyo exclaimed, as he just pocketed the head and went out of there.

She literally wanted nothing else than to fight either Sol or Dante and probably avoid the sheer dirtiness.

*Chris' confessional*

"HAHAHAHA, that head is gonna get them good!" Chris announced.

*Confessional cut*


Besides that, Miko was didn't really have that itch to mess with things too much as she was actually feeling pretty good about the decision, just happy to have a friend who could game and also could fight really well.

Pit, however, had a weird mood where it was very apparent that he...had no idea what he was doing and was practically sitting on the opposite side.

"Whoa...what's up with you, Pit?" Miko asked. "I just wanted to ask you to run it back, nothing big."

"Uh, the runback has to wait...'cause I'm...strategising super hard!" Pit practically forced it out.

"Alright, you've gotta go..." Miko noticed Pit speed off. "...This isn't solved, right?"

"No way, Usain Bolt would have been jealous at how fast he ran!" Clover remarked. "Something must have happened?"

"...Yeah? We play Smash together, sometimes we do some challenges together and I like being with him...just not like that." Miko just told Clover, who was trying to process him.

"You don't think it'd end up as love would you?"

"Nah and he's 1200 years old! Which is cool, but hard to love."

Miko and Clover just looked at each other for a second, as the woman who loved a thousand cute boys in some area of Santa Monica had some advice.

"Do you love him?" Clover asked, as Mystique Sonia spit out her milk.

"Not really, uh, we game a lot...as homies!" Miko answered. "And I want to tell him that we're just gamers."

"I would say tell him but he's really avoiding you." Mystique Sonia said, finally butting into the conversation. "He's acting like a dumb guy."

"No, he's not!" Miko shouted, as Clover looked at Mystique Sonia.

Uraraka definitely didn't say anything, as Rapunzel realised that she was not budging and the princess wasn't willing to smash a friend with the pan, as the two of them looked at each other.

"Was Pit ever okay-" Rapunzel didn't even get to finish asking.

"Yes, but you shouldn't hit me with a frying pan!" Uraraka just shouted.

"...Sorry."

"Don't worry about it."

*Miko's confessional*

She was still very confused.

"Wait, did I really scare him? I just wanted to tell him that we're just gaming and chilling together...like friends do instead of...like love or something!" MIko was starting to panic. "...This is weird, right?"

*Confessional cut*

Pit was trying to talk to another dude and unfortunately, another dude just so happened to be the very villainous Pinstripe Potoroo, even prompting a few arrows to be shot his way.

"Whoa, what's got your beeswax?" Pinstripe asked. "Just came here 'cause you were sprinting like crazy."

"You ever thought love was real and then it kinda turned out that you were imagining the relationship like you can't really be just friends 'cause it's weird that you kissed your homie!" Pit shouted in a whole tirade. "I saved the world, I beat up gods, why do girls scare me?"

"...Listen, are you definitely imagining stuff? Because it sounds like you're overcomplicating it."

"But I sorta love her!"

"Geez, louise, why do you think it's so complicated?" Pinstripe asked. "Talk to her about your weird-ass feelings and also go win a challenge or something, I don't care."

"Okay." Pit said. "I'm gonna go fight my feelings!"

Pinstripe just walked out of the treetops like he wasn't up in the trees, as he just got back down rather casually, as Pit wondering why he was...awkward with his friend, his bae of gaming only and more importantly, acting real stupid around his team.

Pit was looking up at the sky, looking to the lady (and goddess of Smash Ultimate) that he served, wondering if he really did look like an idiot and also, Deadpool.

The angel didn't know why he thought of him during this time, as the Tom and Jerry joke was really funny and that was about it and HOW THE-

"Oh, I was wondering when I was going to get in here!" Deadpool shouted. "So, do you not love each other?"

"We both agreed to be friends and it was all cool until this feeling popped up, like, I kinda love her...but I mostly like her." Pit answered. "Help me out, magic man."

"Miko's freaking out about you acting weird, dude, what's up with that?"

"...I just don't know my feelings, yet." Pit asked.

"...Well, that makes sense. Gotta burn my potential ship name paper! And I forgot to put in Piko."

"But it's an awesome name!" Pit shouted, as Deadpool just deeply sighed in the heart. "And also, I want to beat up the old man."

"Who doesn't, man?"

Pit and Deadpool were plainly sure that Chris was going to interrupt them and their very interesting conversation up in the trees, the low lying trees that didn't provide the best place to do conversation...regardless of wherever they looked like idiots or not.

The two idiots with big hearts were-

"Oh, you were about to do something serious? Nah, it's challenge time!"

Dante and Bayonetta suddenly stopped right in front of them, as the two very overpowered heroes just ended up smooshing against each other...with the other duo just laughing at them.

"Come on, I'm not the one panicking about loving." Bayonetta quipped towards the duo.

"Hey, we know love!" Pit snapped at the witch.


Every one of the 52 remaining campers weren't too excited by the prospect of another challenge, since the likelihood of it being stupid dangerous was very high in any Total Drama season, this one much more so than any others and Chris was decked out in...

...his usual duds except a red helmet that looked like it could cut open most things by existing.

"Campers, these challenges have been awesome to watch so far for me and I'm kinda sorry that you guys aren't liking these ones! That might change today...for you all are going hunting!" Chris announced a new challenge.

Some of the campers were genuinely excited (Pit, Miko, Deadpool, Bayonetta and whatnot) and the rest was wondering what kind of normally illegal challenge would be happening.

"Some of you will be monster hunting, others will be big animal hunting and the rest of you will just be hunting crazy things that keeps this show's ratings up. Don't kill them, though, just capture them!"

"Uh, does that mean there's a risk of death."

"...Not really, but that's because you guys will be teaming up in groups of four! It's random this time around, so if you and your worst enemy get the same animal, just deal it, dude! Last four mini-teams are up for elimination, regardless."

Chris used his ability to disappoint to great effect, as even the enthusiastic hunters weren't really super excited to do it at all and never mind, the facts that strategies could just go out of the window thanks to this challenge entirely and that some guy you hate could just be on your team.

"By the way, pull your targets outta the two seperate bag."

Some of the 52 remaining campers were excited like Pit and Miko, who was more willing to do the talk.

"Oh, Miko, there's something I want to tell you!" Pit shouted.

"Yeah? Have you got that flying dinosaur thing?" Miko asked. "I got that."

"...Uh, no?" Pit asked. "I got Scuba Bear, if that's cool."

"Yeah it is! I can't believe you go face-to-face with that robot bear!"

"Oh wow, it's so cool...that we're seperated!"

Miko was genuinely raising her eyebrows, as the apphrensive angel since Pit was far from apphrensive about much, as she was looking around to the people that had gotten the same thing.

Pit got stuck with Giovanni, Pinstripe and Mai Shiranui, the ultimate place of dudery to take down a robotic bear, even if Mai was ready to steam.

Miko ended up with...Rapunzel, Sakura and Mikasa, practically the Crows reunion of the episode, which meant nothing when there was some animosity.

"Hey, hunters! You guys like flying dinosaurs?" Miko asked.

"No, they're actually scary! And how do we even capture one?" Nobara asked, preparing her hammer to do some impressive hits.

*Mikasa's confessional*

She was very much angry.

"Good news. I have a thing to practice Titan-slaying, even if I can't kill it." Mikasa just answered. "For the record, it does look pretty good, but how do we even deal with that."

*Confessional cut*

Bayonetta was stuck in a team of absolute hilarity.

"Ay, nigga, guess what, we're going to beat up a giant beaver!" Riley shouted.

"Bro, why are you acting like you're going to do something?" Muscle Man asked.

"I dunno, I'm not the one who made this shit."

"I think I'm just going to jump on him and bro, it's not going to be ready!"

"Calm down, I don't want our team to lose by being stupid."

"I'm gonna jump on that thing

Riley Freeman, Bayonetta, Muscle Man would already make a weird trio and then the fourth wheel to these three stepped in.

"Goddamn, I am supposed to be taking care of a giant beaver with these freaks? ¡Este desafío va a ser la muerte para mí!" Catalina shouted.

"Whoa, calm down, we're killing a giant beaver." Bayonetta said. "You probably won't have to do any work anyways."

"Well, thank god."

Tanya realised that handling three fighters to deal with a sasquatch was a wise choice, but the unwise choice was letting Kyo, Yuri and Samus be the ones to pound some Sasquatchwanakwa.

"Goddamn, you want to run that past me again?" Kyo asked. "You're the best fighter here."

"Literally, figuratively and even experience. Been bounty hunting for too long." Samus answered, as Kyo smirked. "...You didn't even graduate high school."

"Whoa, that's ridiculous."

"Exactly, let's just get this challenge over with and listen to Miss Major."

Tanya just raised an eyebrow at the two's words.

"Good, because fighting any massive animal requires some strategy, let alone a cryptid that is real for some reason. So, you better listen to me." Tanya commanded the trio. "First, we need to..."

On the team that had to fight a rhino..., it was full of good times to be had.

"Damn, who's going to get the rhino first?" Sol asked, seeing the grins. "I don't know why you all are so excited for this challenge."

"Uh, hello, we're some of the strongest people combined and I don't think samurai guy's a bad dude. Even if we're fighting a rhino." Clover said, somehow enthusiastic. "Plus I know how to make over a rhino."

"...Teach me that!" Deadpool suddenly shouted.

"Yeah, we don't have questions." Sol butted in.

*Iori's confessional*

The good guy chuckled his heart out.

"The only reason why I'm smiling is because Kyo's going to have a worse team than mine, as he's up against that sasquatch that's always on this show for some reason."

He then sighed.

"Who sent me to deal with rhinos and what's their deal?!" Iori's evil grin couldn't be more apparent.

*Confessional cut*

Chris and Chef were just watching the teams exist for lack of a better word, as there was some interesting teams that was happening and interesting characters that instantly fucked up the dynamic of the team.

The dudery on display with Tails, Reg, Sokka and Lowain would have put JFK down to being a guy who is very not gay, as the quartet was ready to deal with Fang.

Izzy and Azula was going to have an reunion for the ages, despite the fact that Uraraka, Sonia and Yumeko was wondering what the heck was up with her.

"Hold up, since when does Izzy qualify as a beast-" Tails asked.

"Forget it about it, we're fighting shark with feet! That's...kinda weird." Sokka just answered.

"Forget that, us four are fighting a talking venus flytrap...what the fu-"

Joseph, Ryuko, Terry Bogard and Tiana were fighting Larry's brother AKA another giant venus flytrap that can move, quite literally named Lawson for no reason.

Leshawna was with Crimson, Squirrel Girl and Hsien-Ko to do one single thing, as she was just looking at the quartet do their best to figure out what squirrel would shoot lasers, but...she didn't have that time.

Hilariously...Heavy, Tanjiro, Mr. Smee and Kugisaki Nobara was the four that would be the defintion of random people gathered together to defeat a big-name villain.

Giant Canadian geese, baby.

Coachman was on a team and unsurprisingly, it was cursed to deal with flying mountain goats and the other people had to deal with him, as Rock, Kipo and Basil got the curse of the draw.

The penultimate mini-team of the Chill Capybaras had to fight Josh, who still has had a bad time of it on the Fun Zone and Scott Pilgrim, Tifa Lockhart, Cassie Cage and Shego had to capture him.

There would have been four members on the last team, but Solid Snake, Samurai Jack and Nicole were all deadly enough to take on-

"What the-Chris, you can't just have us three fight a mutated adult who's down on his luck!" Nicole shouted.

"Yes, that is incredibly unethical." Samurai Jack looked at Chris. "But we don't have to kill him, right?"

"No!" Chris answered with a smile. "You guys just have to hunt them, meaning put them into a cage or something like a cage, obviously! But I already like these teams, even if yours only has three people!"

"What's the problem with having three people?!" Nicole was ready to pound.

"Hold up, why did I not get anything."

"Nothing. I'm just glad that you're excited to hunt Ezekiel's...clone or something, but I've gotta start the challenge some time and I bet you guys have a lot of questions for this?"

Everybody's hands were up, just wanting to know why today was the today to do an hunting challenge and why one of the teams had less members in them.

"Cool, you guys have ten minutes to find your weapons. Or don't because some of you probably could grab these guys in a minute and just win, so go! Also, Dante, I've got something special for you!"

"Yeah, I've counted and I don't really want to know." Dante answered, as he got pulled off by Chef. "Chef, your food has qualities, real good qualities!"

"Come on, man, you have no idea what you're gonna do."


That there was more than a few weapons that could probably cut some guy's throat wasn't the real important question of what the challenge really was...but how the fuck did Chris McLean of all people managed to get an bootleg version of a really long sword.

"You know, unless Chris is running some real-life guild, I don't know why he has this damn sword." Pinstripe questioned the purpose of the greatsword.

"It's there because it's there to be cool and what not!" Pit shouted.

"My guy. How?"

"Like Sol said, it's better to do things than to think!"

"...I don't think he said that, Pit! Maybe you're just dumb." Mai made sure that she was heated up, as he was spinning around fire. "Anyways, we're good."

Team Scuba Bear were out with some weird weapons, as Team Giant Beaver were just shouting about random shit related to the challenge with Bayonetta looking towards the camera.

"Are they good?" Mai asked.

TSB were...okay?

"No." Pit answered honestly. "For real."

The other mini-teams were just gathering up random shit either to help the their team, some of which included Sokka just thowing boomerangs towards his teammates and Mikasa suddenly swinging a bunch of sword around and hilariously, Nicole just looking at Coachman with an impressive amount of contempt.

So much, that the old villain couldn't make there.

"Wait, is your body all like *wooosh* right now, because...that doesn't make sense." Rock asked with total bemusement.

"Of course, it doesn't-" Coachman seethed, falling down mid-sentence. "-Stop that, Nicole."

"Okay, I'll just eliminate you!" Nicole just pulled out a oven glove.

Coachman quite literally got back up, as though Rock didn't see that, Kipo didn't wonder why she was with him and Basil didn't want to care about him.

"There, there, they are a very good team of three. Besides that, all we have to do find some impossible-to-find animals and..." Coachman realised the obvious. "...this entire challenge is a joke. Unless we discover some new species, we're on some impossible goose chase."

"Man, the flying goats are real! They were on Revenge of the Island!" Rock shouted, as Kipo nodded to that. "Wait, have you watched that?"

"...No?" Coachman answered.

"No, I wish I could tell you. But it's an *explosion sound effect* experience." Rock remarked.

*Deadpool's confessional*

He was happy to do some random stuff.

"Dude, he's right! Please watch all of Revenge of the Island, as it one of the revenge of the islands and plus, it is very good at being a revenge of the island! Also, Coachman's a joke, but everyone already knows that." Deadpool answered.

*Lowain's confessional*

He was not pleased.

"Man, if you're going to say fourth-wall breaking stuff, don't promote the show you're on. You've gotta stay chill and have three extra boomerangs because Tails allowed two of them to miss you and your homies...still dunno how it's going to chop a walking shark, but okay." He said, ambivalent about Deadpool's self-promo.

*Tanya's confessional*

"I feel two entirely different brands of stupid just happened." Tanya answered. "Besides, how do we even catch a sasquatch? Something crazy, probably."

*Dante's confessional*

He was very much punching a wall.

"I get why I'm stuck with Team Zeke or Team Plant Zeke or something, but how did I end up dealing with the other team! If I win and I'm seen with them, you know Coachman's going to be on my ass."

*Confessional cut*

The 52 remaining campers were actually out of the weapons' cache that was a very well-built hut with a plank that just hit Sakura's torso, some with added weapons and some with normal weapons.

Dante was slowly inching towards the camera.

"Man, what's with these people-" Chris' smile was a bit wider. "-they really do appreciate my stuff...and also, they're fighting monsters in their whole-ass groups! Especially Dante hanging with three fellas of the other team, so expect some monster huntin' after the break?"

Dante was right behind the host with the most, which didn't get unnoticed.

"Dude, you're gonna entertain with the other team, that's a good enough reason."

Dante just resigned to Chris' rating-hungry tactical move.

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To be continued in the second part of this crazy, crazy episode, as Coachman becomes...consistent! The horror of that part will probably be down to that, 'cause there's more action and romance coming your way through the hunt of getting some people you may hate together and taking care of animals and monsters alike!

Team Giant Beaver (CC): Riley Freeman, Muscle Man, Bayonetta and Catalina

Team Pterodactyl (FF): Miko, Rapunzel, Mikasa & Sakura Kusagano

Team Scuba Bear (FF): Pit, Giovanni, Mai Shiranui & Pinstripe Potoroo

Team E-Scope (FF): Azula, Yumeko, Ochako Uraraka & Mystique Sonia

Team Sasquatchwanakwa (CC): Kyo, Yuri Sakazaki, Tanya & Samus

Team Rhino (FF): Iori Yagami, Sol Badguy, Clover & Deadpool

Team Fang (CC): Tails, Reg, Sokka & Lowain

Team Lawson (CC): Joseph, Ryuko, Terry Bogard & Tiana

Team Laser Squirrel (FF): Leshawna, Crimson, Squirrel Girl & Hsien-Ko

Team Giant Geese (CC): Mr. Smee, Tanjiro, Kugisaki Nobara & Heavy

Team Goat Fliers (FF): Coachman, Rock, Kipo & Basil

Team Fighting Josh (CC): Scott, Tifa, Cassie & Shego

Team Feral Zeke (CC...mostly): Snake, Nicole, Dante, & Samurai Jack