TDX: UI presents...
...Total Drama Infinite 2.5: The Ultimate Break!

AKA The Infinitely Ultimate Christmas Special (Part 1)

100 CHAPTERS, LET'S GO with this crossover and thanks to Memeking for letting me use his characters and honestly, I hope that you guys like the Christmas in August vibe.

Because that's literally what's happening today and yes, Chris McLean may or may not be in this episode.

It was snowing in August (It had actually started in June and since the previous challenge was real spooky, some of the contestants got some time to de-freak themselves out.)

Sure, it wasn't the first day in August, but mind you, the eliminated contestants got the long end of the stick during the previous misplaced Christmas Special.

"Eh, you know how it is. It snows for no reason, we have a good time!" Leshawna shouted.

"Why is that how it is, though?" Kipo asked. "Chris McLean probably has some crazy challenge lined up for us."

"...Yeah, you're right."

"He's one heck of a sadist and a bit crazy, too!"

"I already know that. You just wanted to tell me that Chris sucks?"

Leshawna and Kipo were silent before the latter realized what her actual topic was.

"Oh yeah, why is it so warm in spite of the snow?" Kipo asked, her fur obviously working over time.

"It's not and I know because I'M FREEZING!" Clover came in shivering, as she sat down with the other two ladies. "Why does it have to be so cold? Why can he make it so cold?"

Leshawna and Kipo just didn't answer, as it was obvious to a now very mad and very confused Clover, as the place was snowing and the host was very not generous to the players in the house.

"Man, Chris, can you help a girl out here?" Rock asked.

"I don't know, it's gonna melt the very real snow!" Clover just pulled out the hairdryer. "Look at that-"

"Look at...whoa, it is real!"

There was just a melted spot on the grass that was surrounded by snow, as the four of them were just looking at the spot on the ground and they all realised that it was a real snow day.

Dante and Bayonetta were having a dance off to songs that Chris probably has to pay for now in the middle of the mess hall, since...it was quite the space to have a whole dance contest in the very Christmassy spirit.

Dante was keeping it Jackson-style and Bayonetta kept it real to herself, but the contest was still relatively close.

"Oh, oh, oh, get em, Dante! Get her, Dante!" Deadpool shouted. "Get into smash!"

"Shut up, please, Bayonetta's handing her ass." Sol whispered to Deadpool, who didn't care.

"Smash her!" Deadpool exclaimed. "...I don't have anything to say."

"Thanks." Sol answered with a smile.

Sol and Deadpool were firmly on the demon hunter's side, as the team that was entirely behind Bayonetta was just either saying "Yo!" or doing something else to the music.

Bayonetta was spinning and Dante was the epitome of dirty dancing.

"Seriously, why are you into this? Those two look like strippers." Catalina complained.

"Because it is a fun thing from two people who really deserve this. Nothing less and there's not much to be had on this show." Tanya answered. "Also, do you see me cheering?"

"No. Can I go now?" Catalina asked...

...because Tanya actually moved herself towards the spicy Latina, as Catalina did the same thing away from the young commander, who scoffed at the cheers.

"Dance your heart out, bitch!" Catalina exclaimed.

"Don't worry, I already am!" Bayonetta was still beating Dante slightly.

And the dance was still continuously happening for another minute, as they pointed their (empty) guns at each other, as they were both real friendly and real determined to prove who was the better hunter.

"Hey, that was really sweet, but whatever challenge happens today is one I'm going to win!" Dante exclaimed.

"Good luck with that because I'm not dealing with a crazy old man with his crazy old strategies." Bayonetta remarked.

Dante and Bayonetta were slowly moving away from each other with sincere smiles, as the rivalry was as hot as ever and so were the moves and of course, the MC was a neutral party.

Well, there's two of them because Lowain and Deadpool looked like they'd be good MCs and they were looking at each other, as Dante and Bayonetta were both shrugging at their own arguments.

"Bruh, look at her, she's very cool, she can dance like no tomorrow and honestly, she doesn't get caught with old people who are crazy!" Lowain shouted.

"Come on, fella, as much as she has the stats, is she in Total Drama Everything...forget I asked, but Dante has fighting game experience, has a brother that beats his ass and is consistently cool!" Deadpool bragged. "...And he's currently beating up the old man."

"WHAT DID I DO?!" Coachman screamed from the outside, as Kyo slapped him on the outside.

Dante and Bayonetta were just waiting for the answer, as the two referees were looking at each other and laughing at the obvious result.

"Bruh, Bayonetta wins by a bit. I'm sorry, Dante, but she danced better!" Deadpool knew the results, as Bayonetta winked at the demon hunter. "Hey, maybe, this is going to lead to a life-long rivalry."

Dante just scoffed at the witch, as he sat back down at the table, borderline chillaxing with her team, as he wasn't mad at all...not even remotely miffed as he let his team say their words.

The problem really was that there weren't many words to be said from his team with the dance-off, as there was a ton of claps for the demon hunting demon.

"Good job out there, Dante, you somehow didn't embarrass yourself." Sol remarked. "That being said you were never going to beat Bayo."

"I kinda knew that, but there were fun times to be had all around!" Dante said.

"What do you mean fun times? There are no fun times with the enemy around in this hut and more importantly, you lost the dance." Azula answered seriously, like Dante and Sol were actually paying attention to him. "Dante, focus yourself, this is a game."

"A game where my ass is being hounded by the elderly. And a game where you haven't made any moves yet." Dante said.

"I don't have any moves to make."

Dante, Sol, Iori, Uraraka, Clover and Sakura all looked at her with scepticism.

"I really don't, I'm just warning Dante."

"Alrighty, then." Sakura answered. "I swear, Chris and his challenges, though-"

There was a ding that everyone dreaded that came over the tannoy, as it meant that Chris pulled some more stuff out of his butt to entertain the masses and torture these campers.

"Campers, meet me at the docks for a very, very special event! Seriously, it's like a crossover event!" Chris announced over the tannoy.

"Woooo, Spinel, I'm on that season with sixty or something people!" Deadpool shouted...from the tannoy, which didn't weird out the Deadpool that was in the room. "Speak to ya-"

And the tannoy immediately shut off mysteriously.

*Kyo's confessional*

He sighed.

"Gonna be honest, since there's a bunch of people I've talked and the best alliance of time that I lead, I haven't caught on whatever crossover thing is happening." Kyo answered. "The responsibilities of being a big man."

*Deadpool's confessional*

The merc with a mouth was excited.

"Aw yeah, it's time for the second crossover event of the year...sure it's been like a few weeks since the last one in our time and almost a year in real time, but it's Infinite! There's another me that I want to talk to!" Deadpool shouted. "But I wonder if he's mad that I'm not a main player."

*Confessional cut*

There was definitely one question from both casts that shared the fact that they got pranked by Cruise Chris and that there were two Deadpools, who immediately mingled right away.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

Asked by Susie and Riley at the same time.

"...I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea why these guys decided to come here, but they're still our guests! Total Drama: Ultimate Islands peeps meet the Infinite peeps." Chris announced. "I would have a challenge for you, but for some reason, all of them keep on getting pushed into actual episodes!"

The host with the most sighed.

"Man, these producers and their standards."

"I doubt it's that considering that some of the challenges that hosted your casts are certainly illegal." The grey-haired (despite his youth) prosecutor stated. "And more importantly, it is apparently a Christmas Special."

"How, Edgeworth? It's not even close to Christmas, sure this might air in December, but-"

"But nothing! We finally get a break and some of these guys get to trip out seeing their other selves...again." Infinite Deadpool suggested.

"Yeah and this thing's going to be uploaded really close to Christmas." Islands Deadpool said. "So, touche you."

"..."

Chris didn't even have anything worthwhile to say, as he had better things to do like introduce the cast.

"The guys from Infinite that aren't in Infinite 3 are in this Christmas party, dude...plus Edgeworth and Deadpool and trust me, there's already enough people here, so...there's intros to be done! That guy's Edgeworth, we've got another Reg, another Nicole, another Terry and the most annoying man of all time-"

"My name is King Harkinian and I demand dinner!" A stocky middle-aged man who was both a meme and a king shouted. "You promised dinner!"

"I don't think he did. But did we sorta get an introduction." Glass Joe answered, being a skinny french man with lean muscles and boxing gloves.

"-and also a dead contestant."

"Oh, yeah, that's why I've got some people that are mourning me! Besides, he went out like a badass...like he should." Islands Giovanni was even shedding his own tear.

"He was the coolest Giovanni of all time, man!"

"And also a bunch of other people that you guys should be cool with! Let's just get this rolling!" Chris announced. "Good TV wasn't made in one day."

"And it especially wasn't made by any Chris McLean's in the multiverse." Susie said, being...edgy Barney as a teenage girl with an axe and all that.

"Yeah, now that's a Christmas fact." Kyo remarked. "Azula, you're right, let's focus on the challenge."

Azula was silent, as there was many faces to introduce each other and immediately, there was much hilarity to be had, as Chris McLean went away to sort out the rest of this season's wild, wild challenges.

Ilda and Uraraka's conversation went as they expected in the now re-open and opened up cafeteria.

"...So, wait, this season is actually real and there was about a hundred or so contestants at the start?" Ilda asked. "And I was home here?"

"Yeah. Oh yeah, how are you so used to other universe's Total Dramas?" Uraraka asked. "We just hung with some of the Cruise guys?"

"Huh, just them? I am pleased to make acquaintance with you, Uraraka!"

"Whoa, whoa, slow down, we're only sorta strangers here!" Uraraka asked. "It's not that complicated...but we did start with way too many people here."

"That does not make a lot of sense. Why was there so many people?" Ilda asked. "The challenges must have been really long for all of you and the conditions are terrible and must have been more terrible at the start."

"Okay, Ilda...I just want to know...how did you beat that Gijra guy?" Uraraka nervously asked, accidentally hitting a sore spot.

"How did you beat a demon that sent you to sleep!"

Rather questionably, as Ilda was steaming and Uraraka was nervous.

"Geez, louise, way to bring up a sore spot! 'Sides, the main couple from Infinite are out doing crazy SCP missions and they probably have the best hangout situation of all time! You know, being alone." Lowain just said to...

...Waluigi, who was done with whatever he was talking about.

"Are you crazy, they're-"

"Dude, I'm talking about literal hangouts, like literally!"

"...Oh." Waluigi just realised, as Lowain just was drinking some...thing. "Wow, the food's here just as bad."

"Yeah, don't we know it?"

And then there was silence for a good few seconds before-

"So, I heard you two are cool with each other? Is that right?" Sokka just jumped into the conversation. "Man, our season's better than yours for...the amount of craziness not being as much."

"Uh, what about next season?" Waluigi asked grumpily.

Sokka just chuckled, as Lowain just held his shoulder.

"Let's not talk about next season." Lowain answered with a sombre mood.

"Waluigi bets he can handle this season! Just needs a bit of cheating stuff!"

Sokka and Lowain just shrugged, as Waluigi didn't know that he wasn't even wrong at this point in this game of islands.

And in other news...the Smashers were smashing.

"I definitely remember there being an announcer, but I guess this will do!" Tails announced. "Reg from Infinite, you've...had some experiences I can tell. Since I was there with Kyo...I'd rather not talk about them."

"Really? It's not that big of a deal." Infinite Reg answered, as Islands Reg was being a menace on the sticks. "But let's just say your Reg kinda has it easy."

"He nearly got murdered twice, so that's something...I'm not-" Tails wanted to finish that sentence.

"Seriously, don't worry about it. I've got a lot of things to talk about like going to Hogwarts, going to the Rapture, being modified into a super fighting robot, you know that type of stuff." Infinite Reg had a lot to talk about.

"Whoa, chill, Tails' friend is still right here! Calm your butt down, imposter, clone or whatever." Yuri butted in mid-conversation.

"He's from an AU Total Drama crossover, me and our Reg's still cool, right?" Tails said.

"Right! I just lost!" Islands Reg answered, being beaten on the sticks by the Ice Climbers. "Isn't there a you from Endless or something."

"Uh, obviously, I definitely knew that!" Yuri huffed. "So, anyways, I'm the cooler karate girl?" Yuri asked, as there was immediate silence.

The normally jovial Ice Climbers had their mouths agape.

The very much confused, yet understanding trio of Meggy, Miko and Android 18 weren't ready to answer this one, as Sakura kicked in the door.

Yuri looked at Sakura, who had better things to do with Susie.

"Sakura, who's better?! You or me! Since we had a ton of challenges and we did a ton of things together, let's just get some rating!" Yuri said.

"Probably her since she's a survivor and consistently...alright." Waluigi pointed to Sakura.

Nearly everybody in the room pointed to Sakura, including the tough monster herself, as Yuri was a bit mad at the suggestion that she was in second place.

"Come on, let's be serious! I'd be ready to get top 8 compared to her top 20-something!" Yuri declared.

"Sorry, anyone who is shouting is probably some big-headed player who gets sent home early." 18 answered.

"Thanks? Do you want to train together?" Sakura asked, defusing the spunkier karate girl. "Susie's got an axe and some deadly moves."

"...I guess so." Yuri said. "For the record, I'm gonna end up tougher than you."

"Now, that's what I like to see! You two are going to get messed up!"

Speaking of the tournament...

...Pit was obviously the TO, but that didn't stop him from fighting...

...Miko has gotten upset by the weirdly distinct duo of...

...Popo and Nana, having been only in Infinite 1 and taking their co-ordination to the next level...

...Deadpool, because of course...

...Infinite Deadpool, because also of course...

...Riley, who was fucking shit up, nigga.

...Meggy, who was now up against Riley AKA Lil Breezy AKA Young Link Ultimate main from Atlanta.

And finally, for some odd reason, Sora, who was doing a few things, as he got pounded into the ground by Meggy and her...Luigi.

"Wow, you really play like a mean girl! Even if you're not mean or something!" Sora answered, as he saw Meggy frown. "Good games."

"Yeah,.good games, good games!" Meggy shouted. "Alright, it's your turn, Riley!"

"Yeah, bitch! It's time, you ain't seen nothing yet!" Riley declared. "You're not a bitch, it's just a thing that I say."

"...Okay, may the best fighter win." Meggy just shook whatever the kid said off.

"You know, it's me." Riley said.

What mattered was that they were not the best of gamers, hell Meggy kinda sucked at Smash Bros and Riley kinda didn't, which was kinda weird for the result of the match, as Meggy just shrugged.

"Well, you got a good win on me." Meggy answered. "That being said...why do you swear so much?"

"Can't really help, bro, it's my condition." Riley said, as Pit glared at him. "Why are you looking at me like that?"

*Android 18's confessional*

"As much as Riley is a kid...he does swear a lot and also is the most annoying person that I've seen here by far! Apparently annoying enough to both get the metaphorical and literal beatdown from some people." 18 said. "I'd hate to be him right now."

*Meggy's confessional*

She wasn't that scared.

"I don't get why Riley swears so much and I don't know why Pit was hating on him so much. Must be some kind of issue or something." Meggy said. "And I think Popo and Nana somehow won it all."

*Pit's up close and personal confessional*

And then he went backwards.

"...Did Miko notice me? Because I'm fine and not mad at all." Pit stated, not very mad. "Also, Popo and Nana beat me wtih some killer techniques and we're going to have to learn that."

*Confessional cut*

Where was Coachman, Pinstripe and Tanya in all of this? Being ignored because...actually, why were they ignored by the general Infinite cast even including the more controversial people?

Simply put, the former of the trio did not put on a good impression at the previous (displaced in time) Total Drama Christmas Party, since he was kinda stuck in the corner trying to put some payback on Azula.

And getting dunked into the fruit punch, as Azula was definitely the legend of turning some idiot's plans against themselves.

"I swear you said that there was a vampire guy." Pinstripe said. "Oh, so that's why you were missing!"

"Please shut up, my friend. I do not want to talk about it and please tell me that it's not him." Coachman stated. "Go away, bothersome vampire."

"THAT'S DIO, boss!"

"And?"

Yeah, that was in fact Dio Brando, forever a vampire, killed by an angry Japanese teen, his technically immortal grand dad and had his second follower literally erased from existence by a kid.

He was also very interested in being a massive dick towards anyone who wanted to pay some attention to him and luckily, he didn't care for them.

"You have their weird knack of being super nonchalant with people who would send you into the grave instantly." Tanya told him seriously. "Much more importantly, why would you feed his ego?"

"...I don't know? He looks like a fool." Coachman remarked...not so quietly.

"Goddamn it, man! You're going to be, er-uh, a dead man going up against that guy!" JFK had to brag. "Because you're not me!"

"Good luck with that because this man's apparently very powerful."

"You're old, er-uh, and you're not smokin'! But he's super strong and dangerous and good-looking. But he's not good-looking!" JFK whispered into the displeased old man's ear.

JFK was from Infinite 2, if you couldn't tell and he had one thing on his mind when he entered this mess hall...impress the biggest number of ladies while doing some dangerous stuff.

Unsurprisingly...

"THE WORLD!"

...it didn't work, as he got real spooked and the ladies were just confused, as Dio scoffed at all of the onlookers that didn't know about his time-stopping stand.

The World, who was also shown to everyone in this world, was quite the intimidating being, being mostly yellow, muscular and not that surprising to some people.

"You don't fight me...especially not without any injury to your being...for I am, Dio." Dio shouted to everyone in the place. "Seriously, who put you up to this?"

"...that Yumeko chick." JFK said, as Dio shrugged. "She wanted to bet."

"And look who won! I did." Dio bragged, as Yumeko just casually gave him a thousand dollars. "Finally, some respect...as long as those two Deadpools don't come in here! I can't believe there's more of them!"

"And what's wrong with that?" Yumeko asked. "I think he's cool."

"I don't talk with traitors, especially ones that couldn't beat me." He had to brag...because he could, as Yumeko just shrugged. "And THERE'S A THIRD ONE!"

Most of the people that were in the mess hall chuckled at his word, considering that he couldn't even injure anyone (legally speaking) and he has been embarrassed so many more times.

"And what is wrong with the third one? He hasn't done anything worth speaking of." Coachman (of all people, somehow) stood up to say that. "Also, that was hilarious."

"What have you done, old man?! You haven't gotten to my level in terms of villainy!" Dio yelled at Coachman, who honestly deserved it.

"...And you got occupied with some big man with a big mouth."

"Says the man who is apparently obsessed with a demon hunter who is out of date."

Dante genuinely arrived at the mess hall to arrive...when another announcement rang through the speakers.

"Hey guys, the actual party has finally started and no, I don't know where Dr. Coyle is! Yes, all of you are invited by the way!"

That announcement completely stopped Coachman's momentum of insults, as Dante's set of words had just gotten started with Dio, who was looking really interested in the very strong and very powerful demon hunter.

"Hey, genius, do you want to complain all day or do you want to have a fun time?" Dante asked. "Also, I bet you can't beat me in looking cool!"

"You try that business with me, DIO?! Especially looking like that failure, Edward." DIO was in here, still being salty after all that time.

"...Okay, dude, let's just settle it at the Christmas party." Dante said. "Considering you're still a stronger player than the old man, you better give it your best shot."

"Even at my worst, I would still beat you handily." DIO boasted. "And you wouldn't even handle my best shot."

Dio and Dante were on a date with destiny (and Bayonetta, but she didn't want to say anything because she had better things to do) as everyone was going to be concentrated into one single place.

"...Are we just going to cut this in half?" Chris was calling a dude. "Yeah, apparently."

To be continued in the second part of the Infinitely Ultimate Christmas Special, because of course, there's a second part to this thing that (slightly) ignores the spirit of this special!

A bit, though, as there's some villainous conversations going on in the second part and that's roughly about it, but despite the title, there's some important stuff to pick up!

Also, ignore Edgeworth and Deadpool being here, as despite being in Infinite 3, they took their invitation to the other worlds with heart.

Part 2's probably going to be shorter anyways.