TDX: UI presents...
...Total Drama Infinite 2.5: The Ultimate Rest
AKA The Infinitely Ultimate Christmas Special (Part 2)
Finally, the crossover is actually over and woo, there's about to be some fun times by all and Chris McLean's forced to make a good thing for these Ultimate Island contestants!
Truly, this was one of the Christmas Specials of all time...but it hasn't really happened yet, as Edgeworth, Deadpool and Waluigi (from the actual roster) did manage to show up...even if one of them was late!
Be warned, THIS LONG!
Speaking of the party, there were some notice-able fellows that were missing from the first part...in fact, there were a lot of people missing inside the mess hall, despite its size.
Because, of course, they would in these hilly parts of Pahkitew, an island that may or may not geographically accurate to the next paragraph.
Susie, Sakura, Yuri and now Iori, who wanted to vent his rage and Glass Joe, who just wanted to show his development, were far from done with their exercises when the announcement rang through the island.
"Do you know what I see...a bunch of badass who could be making game-changing stuff and dealing the bad guys some dirt!" Susie shouted. "Besides, there's hopefully going to be some good food!"
"Gonna be honest, I'd like to think that I'm pretty strong, Susie." Glass Joe said, having been through all of the pre-Gjira shenanigans.
"You're already strong. And so are these three." Susie said, pointing towards the odd trio of Sakura, Yuri and Iori. "I bet these guys are the good guys."
And what were the odd trio doing?
Just standing there, awkwardly.
"Yeah, they must be!" Glass Joe reassured Susie.
"...I don't know, that Iori guy looks like a bad dude." Susie remarked, as Iori growled at him. "But I kinda was a bad dude for a while."
"But I'm not a bad dude!" Iori yelled at the other people, as Sakura just grimaced at his shouting. "I'm normal."
"...Uh...yeah, he's very normal " Glass Joe was nervous about confronting Iori, as the red-haired fighter were growling at him.
"Yeah, this is actually normal for him...he's very edgy and very weird." Yuri just answered, as Iori just stopped to look at her. "Why are you growling like you just got done with a ridiculous challenge?"
"Uh, he's obviously weak...which I definitely know from...the other stuff!" Iori just made up an excuse on the fly.
"He's not. He beat King Hippo, some really tough soldier guy and he could fight...and that's just from what I saw in Infinite 2!" Sakura shouted. "Me and Kyo watched it, if you couldn't tell."
"...Sorry, but I'm mad, so I'll get out of your faces and you two suck." Iori said calmly, as Susie and Glass Joe just wondered this guy's mental state. "I'm gonna fight Kyo and it's going to be cooler than this..training thing that's just getting beat up."
The weird part was that Iori wasn't even injured, so Yuri just laughed at her with Susie, while Sakura and Glass Joe wondered what went on the redhead's mind, as they were up in the snowier parts of the island.
And the four of them were going to continue to get much stronger than they really should, as Susie had an axe that could cut many things, Sakura could shoot fireballs and Yuri can sometimes reference any shot that she's willing to fight by stealing their moves.
(No, seriously, look it up, SNK just sometimes lets Yuri jacks some Street Fighter moves for no reason...other than because it is really funny.)
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Joseph Joestar was there and so was Dio and this led to some...interesting interactions from literally from both Ultimate Islands and the eliminated Infinite contestants.
Mostly because Joseph was just joking around and Deadpool was doing the same kind of poses that the young adult
"Hmph, this season has both a Joestar and a Deadpool in it, clearly it needs some of my advice." Dio walked up to the two dudes.
"No way, this must be the guy that you Infinite fellas were talking about!" Joseph shouted. "Wow, you really must have hated my dad to try to kill him and end up dying."
"Do you think I'll not get the chance to gain the victory on the Joestar bloodline!" Dio shouted.
"Yeah...I don't care. Give me some Total Drama advice and I promise that you won't look uglier." Joseph stepped up to Dio.
"Unfortunately, I only give my advice to people with the potential of making it far on the competition and it doesn't seem like you would do it." Dio stated. "And for being a Joestar, I'm going to give you a gift!"
Joseph knew that the gift was probably some punches, a few knives and za warudo in that specific order and decided to stand up.
"Which kind? The kind that gets beaten up by a little kid?"
"OOOH, hit 'em where it hurts, Joe!" Lowain shouted, as Islands Deadpool just raised a sign that said 'You may be out of the competition, but you're not out of roasts' and Infinite Deadpool raised another "OOOOH!"
"That was a year ago at this point and even as an intern in this second season, I don't stop playing the game! The game of payback and proving my best to my followers!" Dio made a full statement for some reason. "My pride of which Wendy sullied!"
"...I can't believe my dad's friend really got beaten by some kid! A very powerful kid, but that's not even stopped being funny." Joseph bragged. "Besides, it's summer time, you better have a fun time!"
"Shut-I'm going to a place without Joestars, Deadpools or traitors in the midst!" Dio shouted, as Joseph was practically getting the all cheers treatment. "I take my leave."
"Uh, do it or else we'll embarass some more." Nicole said, with her being able to do the beat down with herself...who didn't like her.
"What a damn sentence beatdown...even if this author's not as cool with words. Anyways, where was I?" Infinite Deadpool said, as Dio went into the corners of the party to probably wallow in his own shittiness and displaced ego. "Oh yeah, someone really did a Giovanni eulogy, which is honestly crazy."
"That someone was me."
No matter the place and no matter how he has fought to get to this point...
...Kazuma Kiryu (or Kiryu Kazama) would always bring respect, dressed surprisingly appropriately.
"Sorry that I didn't get here earlier, but something was holding up our boat."
"And trust me, it was definitely holding him up." Terry Bogard (from Infinite) looked...the exact same as our Terry...minus the jacket and the long hair. "To be fair, I can't blame him, I do have a million dollars...still not a replacement from the tragedy of Giovanni."
"I'M RIGHT HERE!" Giovanni (the not dead one) was still crying from his counterpart's statement. "Besides that, leave the eulogy for the end of this party."
"...I wouldn't blame him for saying that. Though Giovanni went out on his own terms, he would like us to celebrate Christmas." Kiryu said, leaving the respects until the end.
"He was a badass, you know!" Pit was straight up streaming tears.
Kiryu just didn't want to dwell on death too long...considering what he had to deal with in the show and on the streets of Tokyo Metropolis, since Terry was celebrating, King Harkinian finally got his dinner that was undeserved and Sora swung his keyblade around.
While Sora was just looking at the newest couple inside the hut that contained a lot of eliminated contestants and three contestants that were about to head towards the newest seasons...
...the third of them was sitting besides a confused Leshawna and an accepting Kipo, sure that his role
"...I've seen some bullshit in my time and you're at least kinda cool." Leshawna said. "I can tell you that you're kinda normal compared to whatever this season keeps throwing at me."
"Yes, I can tell! But I'm not really qualified to be a therapist." Isabelle explained, just looking at her paper that showed some stuff.
Speaking of Leshawna, Isabelle and Waluigi, there was two things that noted their interaction on the table that conitained some awkward conversation.
"Cool, I'm glad that you're happy." Leshawna stated. "And that you're happy, you freaky looking guy!"
"Waluigi doesn't really any mean hate, but Isabelle doesn't...isn't...she may look weird to you, but she's okay for me!" Waluigi finally piped up.
The first thing was that Waluigi had some time to think, roughly about three or four months since Infinite 2 ended and a few more since his elimination.
"Waluigi wouldn't really change a thing because Waluigi needed the time to think about who was really number one and more importantly, did the Smash stuff make me go crazy?"
Leshawna and Isabelle...and also Kipo knew the obvious answer.
"Yeah, Waluigi's not stupid. Do you think Infinite 3 really is Waluigi's time!"
"Not really." All three of them answered, but Isabelle wanted to continue that.
"But you could easily go very far in the competition, especially if you put your mind to it and stop worrying about being in Smash. I'm sure that they will pick you eventually for your all of sports skills!" Isabelle just had the words. "Besides, Waluigi, you've got the skills to make a lot of friends in the new season!"
"...That's good, but most of Waluigi's friends are in Smash." Walugi answered.
"I like the progress you're making!"
"Yeah, Waluigi's moving up in life!"
Leshawna was going to say something, as Kipo stopped her to make her statement.
"Considering that you kinda went crazy in a few challenge and made it up by being in the final four, you really turned it around!" Kipo got some looks from Isabelle. "Our old team has an inter-dimensional television."
"Oh, that makes sense."
And there's other business to...in more hilarious fashion, considering that Edgeworth and Basil were the duo to know legal stuff, but one was a mouse and one was a human.
"I'm sorry that you've had that happen to you, especially since that you were proven innocent in those cases." Basil said, clearly caring about his experience. "I'm lucky that I didn't have an experience where your mentor essentially throws you under the bus."
"It really did a number on my mental health, but it helped to become the prosecutor that I wanted to be! Someone who fights for the truth rather than someone who only decides to win." Edgeworth explained. "Speaking of experiences..."
"...Yes, yes, Ratigan had been a massive pain upon my bottom for several years, comitting violent crime. And yet, the time when I defeat him for good...always stuck with me for some odd reason." Basil answered, still seemingly calm. "The rat who did the Tower Bridge Job...is just gone."
"I guess things affect everyone differently." Edgeworth said. "Wait, you do have a lot of cases, right?"
"Not really, but I do have this bizarre feeling that Ratigan isn't dead...which is probably my nostalgia for the old days."
"Yeah, I guess it would be that."
The two of them stopped talking about their very interesting conversation, as there was more than a few looks that were looking at the law-bringing duo that were from different universes.
"Wait, how did you get into Infinite 3? You don't seem super willing to do it." Basil asked surprised.
"...Guess." Edgeworth remarked with a wry smile.
"Chris scheming?"
"You know, your season seems similar-" Edgeworth stated, right before some bullshit in the party. "-What are those two doing?"
Basil turned around to see some bullshit that came from the two heroes that would've beaten Shermie's ass into a pulp, which wasn't too far off from what was happening.
Because the two heroes were doing fire tricks to some people that may or may not have been part of Bon Voyage, which kinda gets complicated for several reasons...mostly because the other Don invited a specific amount of people minus the fellas in Infinite 3 fellas
"Uh, I kinda made a bet that one of them had the cooler fire and they took it seriously, which they should!" Yumeko just popped up to the lawyer and prosecutor.
"Man, they should deal with the fire code!" Kermit popped up, just to show the point. "Also, that was you!"
"I mean the bet was made." Yumeko stated.
"Oh well, I like to see this happen!" An surprisingly expected voice shouted.
Kyo just stopped the flame to see her.
Iori was glaring at her very face, as was Edgeworth, since...you know...she kinda exploded in Episode 10 or something.
Kermit wasn't surprised and neither was Yumeko.
"Goddammit, who brought Shermie here!" Iori yelled, ready to turn this function into a lit function. "Merry Christmas to you, you snake!"
"Thanks, I'm glad that Orochi's still on your mind!" Shermie...
...then got lifted up by an unimpressed Sol Badguy.
"Congrats, Sol, you really saved us from a fight!" Kyo yelled, as the Christmas spirit was flowing throughout the place.
*Deadpool's confessional*
Infinite Deadpool was sitting right on top of our own underused Deadpool.
"For the record, this guy probably should have remember the Bon Voyage dudes in Part 1 and started that part with the crossover, but hey, what are you going to do about Christmas?"
*Confessional cut*
Other than hangout with the other clones and have some fun doing it, what did some of these guys do about Christmas...in the not so cold catacombs of Pahkitew with the cave area having a ton of lights.
Also, Genocide Jack was here with Clover, who had the appriopriate tools to deal with a serial killer-y alter.
"FUCK YEAH, it's time fot the main event! The Battle Of The Counterparts!" Toko (Genocide Jack actually.) "I didn't come up with the name, so you gotta thank this girl!"
"But I didn't even do anything, your other self came it with it!" Clover shouted. "Besides, she's a badass and you're scary!"
"I can live with that, but first up, who can...compliment bread more?" Toko said.
Bon Voyage Scott just sighed, as Ultimate Islands Scott cracked his knuckles.
"This is stupid." UI Scott just shrugged. "What's up with this contest?"
"Yeah, I know that I messed up and this guy didn't mess up yet! What's the deal?" BV Scott just said.
Jack and Clover just looked at each other, as they definitely knew that they got pranked by both Deadpools, Lowain and Spinel (she did end up in this dimension to say hi and to help her DP.)
Both Terrys had to check to see if the other was okay.
Unsurprisingly, when you're fighting anime villains, one's Buster Wolf is faster and also, our Terry Bogard kinda got overlooked.
"Infinite 1, Ultimate Islands 0!" Clover shouted. "Next up, Nicole-"
Just like that, since UI Nicole had been in a fight or several hundred, she brung the better punch and Infinite Nicole just decided to concede, since it wasn't worth it.
"You should break away from that alliance." Infinite Nicole told her counterpart.
"I know, but I'm just trying to play it smart for my family." UI Nicole said. "Besides, I'm somehow still employed."
And it was equal just like that.
"It's one-all! Come on, us guys defeated Gjira!" Genocide Jack shouted. "Master isn't even here to provide the extra entertainment...said it had gone on for too long or something."
"Shut up, lady!"
The next match was kinda funny, if only because who shared the same story...were in weird states.
JFK just got eliminated twice and Infinite's JFK was mainly looking at the very well hidden spy.
The two Deadpools were doing some inter-dimensional stuff like they should.
UI Rick was shouting about "Imaging joining the SCP...fuck that shit, I'm still a free man with a plan!"
Entrapta was just talking... a lot about the fact that she was definitely the first out of the three multiversal counterparts (as an intern, still) and so was Olivia Octavious, who wasn't smart (once again, since she was an intern and not a player.) and the third?
Harley Quinn attempting to cuss out her isles' counterpart, while checking through some stuff.
And that meant one thing...two girls who were practically on their shows for a good while had to argue about their shows and they weren't in the best of moods, as they forgot about both Regs.
"Wow, those two are really going at it. So, what do you think of our...really weird, really big season?" Reg asked. "Because it's kinda ugly to me aside from a bunch of people on my team. Don't get me wrong, some of the challenges are fun, but...you're a super cool robot and what not!"
"Are you kidding? You guys don't have to be hunted down by Gjira or any of his cronies or be messed around by Coyle! I'm serious, you guys look like you're having a fun time compared to mine." Infinite Reg said. "I think it's cool!"
"Your season is pretty nice, you guys get to fight villains a lot, you guys travel to places that I wouldn't think are real and you guys...all came out of it stronger!" Reg just kinda praised it.
The two Regs shared a moment.
"I guess we're equal, then." Infinite Reg raised his fist.
"I guess so..." Reg then saw the two ladies fight. "...I don't think I'd like to stop them."
"Me too!"
Entrapa, Olivia and Harley were in the middle of shooting the shit, as Genocide Jack practically won over Clover's spy stuff with only scissors, self-acceptance and slight horniness.
"Master, I did this for you! Please, please, check me out!"
No-one wanted to deal with Genocide Jack at the moment, not even the people that were just brung into this chaotic contest of fun and Christmas spirit.
"When you really put it into perspective, those guys had three of those Total Drama thingys and all of this eliminated guys...still don't come to how many people we've got left!"
Sokka just vocalised a feeling that more than a few people had both from the Infinite side and the Islands side.
"Yeah, is this thing really going to finished or not?" Russel said.
"...Actually, I hope not. Chris is one mean man."
"Same goes for our Chris."
Unsurprisingly, the conversation just ended abruptly, as Sol may have looked like a cartoon character in a thunderstorm...but him and his clothes were unharmed otherwise.
Sakura and Elena had a conversation about something else, when Sokka literally bumped into the two of them.
"Wait, is he fine?" Sokka asked, as Sol raised a thumb up with an deadpan expression. "I guess he is!"
"Okay, he's really the strongest out of you guys!" Elena remarked. "I can't believe he's still walking from all of that!"
"Well, that's our Sol! He's probably the strongest fighter that's on my Total Drama!" Sakura said, as Sol just sat down rather casually. "Say something, Sol!"
"...She really got tricked by some snot-nosed genius?" Sol made an off-handed comment about Shermie, who was practically fuming.
"Really, that was rude!" Sakura shouted. "Light's definitely just a genius. Still can't believe that Dio pulled out some moves to eliminate you."
"Yeah, that was bad...but not nearly as how many TVs that I saw back at the...Playa De Losers? There was a lot of them." Elena said. "And the nature there was strong!"
"Of course, you'd talk about the nature." Sakura said. "This guy should know about nature."
Sokka was then forced into the conversation, as Sakura and Elena were interested in his stuff.
"Wait, you want to talk about the Swamp that showed me and my friends the future?" Sokka asked. "Also, there's polar dog?"
"Like, polar bear dogs?" Elena asked. "...Must be beautiful."
"Eh, they're cute...kinda ugly." Sokka answered.
"You never know how beautiful something can be...by looking at it."
"Yeah, he's not exactly that type of person." Lowain just ran in to comment that, as Sakura and Elena noticed that he was sprinting.
"Hey, I just live with them!"
Overall, it was a 8.8/10 (please stop Deadpool, I don't want to be Memeking, because there could only be one meme king.), as the three of them were keeping things chill despite the seperation of teams.
Unlike some people that might have been glaring at their enemy, which wasn't that surprising since Azula wasn't liked by many and Dr. Coyle was...very scary.
"You think you can beat your enemy?" Azula asked. "...Yes, you might think that because she hasn't cared about you much."
"That Miu doesn't deserve to be in Infinite 3! I deserve to be in that season for several important reasons!" Coyle shouted. "She only beat me because her team backed her up."
"And what about you?" Azula said. "Clearly, you've had nothing to do."
"I further my reasearch into the ARMS technology to beat that Miu since I became a laughing stock back in my world! Min Min even beat me relatively since she wasn't an embarrassment!"
Azula looked at the camera like she had a plan to get out of this conversation.
"Then what about you! Though about killing your enemy?!"
"...Yes...and getting out of prison, but this show did the latter and will prove the former if nothing gets in my money. And if I win, the Fire Nation will finally have a capable leader."
Coyle also rolled her eyes.
"You're a child compared to me!"
"...And that's why you lost to some degenerate."
Azula just had to push the buttons on the very, very mad scientist, who started to swing at her as the firebender casually pushed them away along with Squirrel Girl.
"Not now, Azula, the main couple in the room and doing some things with Tanjiro!" Squirrel Girl shouted. "Leave the salty scientist alone!"
And then the firebender was gone, as Squirrel Girl just went away from the very mad Coyle.
Speaking of swords and stuff, Tanjiro and Susie were both having a bit of an action scene as a small chunk of both casts were watching the odd fight in the upper part of the hall, especially since it was not equal.
"Geez, why are you so strong?" Susie asked, actually on the defensive with the countering axe swing.
"So, you're not a demon?" Tanjiro said, stopping the sword swings.
"...No, I've stopped being a bad person!"
"Oh! Then what are you?"
"A monster, people call me a Giant Barney and they're wrong!"
"And you're a nice person?"
While the sword fight stopped for the hilariously circutous conversation, Ilda and Samurai Jack were doing some odd conversation, mostly because of-
"So, your name is just Jack and the fact that you stayed being a hero despite 50 years of fighting the enemy is a impressive! Teach me your ways!" The speedy hero (-in-training) exclaimed.
"I do not know either, but my fight has been long." Samurai Jack said. "And then I got back to the past...it feels like the wrong choice."
"Honestly incredible! Is he your protege?" Ilda almost shouted, as Tanjiro actually got bonked.
"No, but I see a bit of myself in him."
Susie and Tanjiro actually tied, since the former could bonk heads and the latter was the best at being a rushdown kinda fella, since things were actually chill.
*Samurai Jack's confessional*
The samurai looked at the camera for a second.
"...I can tell that he has a good heart despite his odd communication." Jack just didn't have anything more to say. "Besides, I'd like to fight Susie!"
*Confessional cut*
(Since Miko, Azula, Lowain and Coachman were the only ones at last year in real time's Total Drama Christmas Crossover set up by the Endless host and Aisling's eliminated...this next thing should be hype.
Signed, Infinite Deadpool)
For some fucking reason, Sonic 2006 was the game that was there, despite the fact that there was a whole shelf of games that were either much better, much funnier or both.
So it was actually a better option to hang out with the giant robot that actually regretted being here, especially with some of the more disrespectful contestants.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I have enough problems with that Miu lady!" Starscream shouted, being literally unable to fight.
"You're a transformer-" Deadpool didn't have to finish that sentence.
"-And a giant robot, why can't we go up on you!" Muscle Man shouted. "Bro."
"Listen to me! Get off or I will shoot!" Starscream shouted, dealing with...
...(our) Deadpool, Muscle Man, Riley, Tails, Hsien-Ko and Rock strugging to handle the appeal of an Transformer.
"The Infinite people killed my ally and my boss, which would be grateful if you Islands people get out of my personal space! I've had to deal with two scientists and an unpleaseant team experience, so who won't you leave me alone!" Starscream practically yelled. "Or I'll give you what I give to traitors."
"I didn't know it was like that! You're realer than half of these niggas!" Riley shoued, finally respecting a fellow gangster (or permanent traitor).
"Thank you...you know, I can't say that word."
"Shut up, I'm gonna win for you."
Everyone then proceeded to laugh at him minus Muscle Man and Starscream, who was probably holding it in very well, as Riley was looking at them.
"You don't even know him, how you would know that he won't steal the money. That's Starscream!" Deadpool told Riley.
"Bruh, you don't know him either. Also, now I'm more ready to stack all of the paper!" Riley bragged, as Starscream sighed.
*Rock's confessional*
The rocker was real interested.
"I just wanted to talk with because it's crazy that he had a crazy strategy and it just blew up because some crazy science lady decided that she was a big villain! And he's a giant robot, so it's something!" Rock remarked.
*Confessional cut*
Russel was really turning up with the rest of his band, as the Gorillaz were all jamming and were playing certified jams that they had the rights to...mostly because Murdoc swapped old lady...
...I'm not even going to finish that sentence and the guys had been playing for a whole bunch of hours and hilariously...there was three notable omissions that were obvious.
Edward, Tari and Rick, all stuck with some SCP stuff and that had a notable effect on some of the contestants...mostly that they talked about.
"Seriously, three of them couldn't come here because of the SCP? That actually makes a lot of sense...because they're like the super secret spies that deal with monsters or other crazy stuff!" Mystique Sonia said. "Wait, is that right?"
"Believe it or not, that is right." Kiryu answered. "And from what it looks like, they're not in a mission."
"So, why can't they come?!"
"Well, he said it. They're in some deep stuff." Yuri said. "Heard about in on the net."
"...Sometimes, it is truly is what it is." Kiryu answered. "That being said, I'm sure that they are watching somewhere."
Yuri and Mystique Sonia didn't really have the answers, neither did Kiryu or Terry, who were looking at each other with the mutual respect, but the main couple was definitely watching.
"Cool...I wish we could fight, but it's kinda Christmas time, so-" Terry said.
"There is still a lot to do other than fight your way through today." Kiryu remarked, as there was quite the sandwich. "Where the hell did that came from?"
"-Yeah, that's one hell of a sandwich!"
And just like an opportunity presented itself in the form of a sandwich.
*...Don't ask*
Mystique Sonia was bewildered by the sudden appearance of a giant club sandwich.
"Even when we hang out with other universe, some weird stuff always happen in the process. Where the heck did a giant sandwich come from?"
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of villains...(No one was talking about them, dude.)
...Dio and Azula were actually having a pretty solid discussion, which was kinda what they did in the 2021 party that shared more than a few contestants from four out of the five shows.
"Azula, glad to see you back in my presence! What could you ask me?" Dio's remarked, as though he didn't get embarrassed.
"I'm curious? What would you do to win the competition?" Azula asked, somewhat lying. "I have a problem."
"Would it be an old man shaped problem?" Dio asked, before laughing.
Azula just wanted to make sure that Dio got some more commupance, which would be physically impossible, but...she held herself back.
"Yes."
"Good, then all you need is to assert your domiance on both your rival and your enemy and make sure that they're afraid of every move that you make! Like me in the first season...wherever your reputation survives depends on who survives your reign! I mean, look at me, I may have been thrown around past Infinite 1, but that season...I was feared."
Azula had to listen to the narcississt just go on and on about that first season like he peaked in high school and that one time that he a teenager and his grandad on a death-defying journey.
"That's quite the incredible story. I would hire you to get the Fire Nation back...if I could do that." Azula answered. "I am talking about strategies."
"I know...you just wanted to make sure that I looked bad again."
"...Really? I came for advice, since you're very interesting as a player."
Dio just let that answer mull over, as Coachman was walking fine and angrily glared, surprisingly drunk...as he finally had a good response.
"Make sure that Coachman and Sokka are out of the way before they can both vote you out. Trust me, it's true!" Dio declared. "My advice will get you wins!"
"Good advice. I still never want to see you again."
"Then tell them Dio helped you."
*Coachman's slightly drunk confessional*
The old man was real salty and full of port.
"Oh, this fucking vampire fellow makes a scene out of himself by existing and Azula decides to take some advice by talking to him?" Coachman asked. "Really, that's quite the joke! Let me tell you what I'm going to do! Make people regret their very decisions, make them second-guess, damn themselves to the shame boat!"
He was very much shouting at nothing at this point.
"Good job, Azula!" He said with an impressive amount of sarcasm.
*Confessional cut*
"Ah, finally, I got the dinner that I needed!" King Harkinian said, as the king was ready to make stuff happen. "Finally, I must go back to Gamelon 2A, quite the interesting place!"
"What the hell are you talking about?" Iori shouted. "What kind of place is that!"
"It's a place full of memes and other good things."
"Yeah, no thanks."
Iori actually waved off the meme king and just hang out around the shadier dudes of Dororo, Yumeko, 18 and Pinstripe Potoroo, who was betting on something very odd.
"Hey, guys, what's up with you?" Iori kinda growled.
"Damn, what's up in your pants?" Dororo made a cheeky comment, which made Iori growl louder. "Alright, okay!"
Iori and Dororo were looking at each other, as Pinstripe slapped some cards down.
"Wait, it's not betting time!" Iori said, still mad.
"Of course it is...some bullshit it's going to happen." Dororo remarked, as Iori just shrugged at the obvious problem and Pinstripe just laughed.
Android 18, Dororo and Iori, Yumeko and Pinstripe Potoroo all bore witness to this interaction between Mercy, who was very comfortable talking about some specific stuff like Overwatch's many new hires and honestly, sharing some healing tips and...
...Coachman, clearly not in the best of states and even sober, always pulling some malicious moves on whoever he merely didn't even like or left an agreement.
What was expected was something kinda normal, you know a little bit of that.
Considering what was in the previous paragraph, it was not going to be like that.
"Oh, there's-" Mercy then saw Coachman stand there with...purpose. "-what are you doing?"
"Oh, what am I doing? Well, what are you doing?!" Coachman shouted. "Standing out there for no reason?"
"I'm not standing out there, I was talking to Tiana...she was really interested."
"Fair." Coachman answered, still buzzed. "So, why would you want to do...the thing?"
"...What are you talking about?" Mercy genuinely asked. "That doesn't make sense."
"Never mind, I'm going to go and fight Dante." Coachman just casually dismissed Mercy's concern.
And just like that, Mercy and Tiana was tripped up by the old man's slight drunkeness and Yumeko and Dororo teamed up to swoop up some money.
*UI Deadpool shows up*
He just kinda jumped in.
"For some reason, this was written during Christmas Day in the UK! That's a lot of bollocks and I know what bollocks looks like and you kinda tell that things are real awkward!" Deadpool said. "Long story short, this chapter's boutta finish!"
*Confessional cut*
Dante was just casually trying to get the old man off him, as he was enjoying the good times with Infinite Deadpool, who was doing the chugging...along with the demon hunter.
And everybody was into it, even if they were concerned since that they were going to end up on the wrong end of a whole thing.
"Come on, you may be in Everything and this whole thing, but you're not as cool as me and you didn't lose a friend yet!" Deadpool boasted. "Seriously, though, you kinda have it easy!"
"And that's something that I don't have to worry about! Unlike this coach man!" Dante actually kicked Coachman in the body rather abruptly, who just got up. "Okay, fella, you're just trying to get a rise out of me."
"That's why I said kinda...you made a move to where The Coachman's on your ass non-stop and for the record, he is very creepy!" Deadpool shouted.
"Shut up, you're not-" Dante just took another shot.
At this point, Dante and Infinite Deadpool just kinda stopped, as Chris had an announcement to say...mostly because somebody wrote him an announcement and also because...
...a fight was about to ensue.
"Look, as much as I want to see the white-haired fellas fight for the third time, someone's going to put down some words and uh-" Chris meant to finish it, but then someone who no-one expected to step up...did just that.
"-Apparently, it's not me! At least, y'all had a good time while this guys says whatever she wants to say!"
The lady who was on stage?
Bayonetta, who didn't say a single goddamn thing this entire Christmas special.
"First off, let me say that a good chunk of you don't know what Christmas Spirit is if it grew wings and decided to bite your shoulder. Coming from an witch, that's especially hilarious and strangely said."
There was a lot of chuckling.
"I'm here having a good time with some strangers and if you guys are going to be honest, this day will be more fun than any of the challenge. I don't know who the Infinite or Bon Voyage people are, but they decided to come here to our unapologetic mess to have a good time with us! Hell, some of us apparently went to a party from some time ago and at least tried to have a good time!"
Bayonetta didn't stop, as she quite had the smug grin.
"Fuck whatever grudges you have and fuck whatever excuse you have not to drink eggnog...because that's tomorrow's problem and I tend to shoot my problems away. What matters is that we're in here, getting drunk, talking about random business, being like angels sitting around witches! Take it easy like a witch and have a goddamn good time, please."
Bayonetta dropped the mic, just as soon as Infinite Deadpool picked it up, probably with another smug grin.
"Oh yeah, so that's how thenewsubwayguy handles having so many characters? I'll admit it's kinda weird, but you know what's more important than dealing with your problems! Putting some time to be chill and avoiding hating on each other. We'll both shoot you for not having a good time!"
"Try me." Coachman casually remarked, right before the gun equilvalent of Flynn Rider surrounded by knives. "Yada yada, Merry Christmas."
"NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CHRISTMAS!" Infinite Deadpool shouted. "Other me, put some hot shit on the DJ booth!"
"You got it, me! I wonder if I'll get tired of ya!" UI Deadpool shouted, cutting off this-
Yes, indeed, some fire tracks were put on the dealio, as there was a lot of dirty dancing, meme dances and Fortnite dances in between all of the songs that were made to have a good time.
There was a lot of photos, thanks to someone who volunteered to take them.
"My dad knows what photo-ops are, so I'll try." Cassie said.
The photos weren't even that bad, as there was a lot of common pairs in the pictures and since there was two Deadpools, you got some unusual pairs in the mix.
In the end, it was worth to get the ultimate Christmas present that was written.
Dante and Coachman having a real fucking good time together in more than several pictures.
Granted, it took a few more drinks than either of them could properly handle.
And even if the show's second biggest enemies dropped the act for about thirty minutes, before they fought and ended up both asleep on the floor, that was Christmas enough for everyone.
Rick might was not have been there, as he drunk another can of beer right on schedule, as Edward and Tari were genuinely interested in the very chaotic and hilarious Christmas special that was on the screen.
In fact, more than a fair few people that were either done with their missions or were on their lunch break was watching this Christmas special.
"Hey assholes!"
Rick might as have been invisible to them, since the main couple had a good time laughing at all of the absurdities and appreciating all of the good things.
"What the hell did I miss?" Rick asked.
"Our friends just having a good time at that weird season with fifty people still in there!" Edward shouted, just wanting to spread the spirit. "Rick, it's fine! I didn't even get a notice."
Rick just went back out of the room.
"And I guess that's it." Tari said, a little sad that this weird special was over. "...Wait, we're being recorded?"
"Of course, we are, those Ultimate Islands have eyes everywhere." Rick complained, as Edward and Tari had one message to say.
"No matter where you guys might be or what universe you guys are watching! You better have a Merry Christmas!" Tari almost threatened. "Friends or enemies, just have a good time please."
"...You think that could happen."
"...They tried and they're the opposite of friends."
"Yeah."
Edward and Tari kissed.
"thenewsubwayguy, you should have written this earlier, but there's no hate to you for writing it now." Deadpool shouted, the Infinite version of building snowmen. "There ain't enough hours in the or enough writing for this."
There's a lot that I didn't get to write about some of the BV cast.
Like Sakura and Karin actually brawling out and most of the cast was watching after that announcement and Karin taking her win and respectfully bowing out!
Or Bender being a fucking legend and winning the drinking contest by default. (Dante's head hurt, Infinite Deadpool decided to bow out by finishing the speech, Coachman didn't want to be there, Tifa wasn't into it and other things.)
Or "Light Yagami" just showing up from jail and everyone booing because he messed up so many people for a such selfish cause (booooooo) with Yami providing a pretty solid roast with Draco and Futaba finishing off the roasts.
It was actually Khun, but Deadpool pulled off the ultimate prank regardless.
Or Tiff and Coachman just looking at each other in confusion (for no reason, says Deadpool, master of Total Drama crossover fics) or Yang providing the biggest punch to a tree, with Ryuko coming in a close second.
Or Barry mistaking Kipo for a pokemon and Kipo accidentally scaring the guy away for a second...before the Pokemon trainer realised that she was no Pokemon.
Or Shermie trying and failing to bother both Iori and Kyo, who managed to get her with a prank...and also Peni just talking about tech with Tails...and also Panty and Miko arguing about who was the better girlfriend (spoiler alert: they're not girlfriends.)
Or Lobo literally hopping into here unauthorized without a single shit given and him, Sol and a bunch of people riding bikes in the night, leading way to a massive bike race...and I could go on because that bike race was wild, since it was not enough them to.
Pit...and also Pit maanged to meet and immediately rode a tandem bike in classic Izzy fashion, going completely off-track...Yang and Tifa may had good driving, but since there was Pinstripe and Pete, their stuff got blown up.
Don't worry, Pinstripe and Pete managed to get their shit fucked up by some specific guy...or gal, as Bunnie Rabbot managed to get a read on those two and ended up giving them the whole nine yards of destruction.
Long story short, Lobo won by default, because Sol was a second late.
"Woo, Merry Christmas to you! Haha, now that was a stupid bike race!" Lobo exclaimed. "Well, I've gotta find some crazy job."
"I'm not! It's complicated, but let's just say I'm kinda retired." Sol with a smile. "Damn bikes. Merry Christmas to you...alien guy."
And that was really it, Edward and Tari celebrated long-distance, Pit and Miko weren't about to deal with it and Samus and Snake were having some good times with each other, Lobo then went back to his home, Rock and Clover were...in a weird state, so read Episode 22 for that situation.
To be continued in more of Episode 22, where we go Monster Huntin' (freaky animals notwithstanding) since Part 1 is already out and you guys should read it right before reading this Christmas special.
I'm glad that I did this crossover because I just want these guys minus a few to take it for one whole chapter and more importantly, for Chris to not torture them for one day.
And that one day's officially over.
For the record, I know that this chapter should have been out at least two days ago (in UK time, it's Christmas Day actually and since I'm a Christian...it's kinda ugly), but I wanted to make sure that more unique situations within this story!
Coachman's foulness, Dante's devil may cry attitude covering up an edgy-ish man and whatnot.
THIS IS PROBABLY THE LONGEST CHAPTER THAT I WROTE AND I WROTE SOME LONG ONES AT THE BEGINNING and I legit don't want anything coming ahead (aside from the specials) to be this long again.