Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 23: Ice Cold Climbers
Part 2: Cold, Cold Caves
Long story short, when there's snow, Chris McLean and an absurd budget for this season, nothing comes out well...and that's just on the hosts' side.
It's arguably even wilder on the campers' side with (almost) everyone being against Coachman, and a team of couples to boot! So expect some madness.
1602jaw: Yeah, I forgot that alliance, so it's time to start remembering them and they're arguably just getting started at this moment.
Memeking: I'm glad that people noticed my fic in the first place, especially with my own reputation of cancelling all of them and uh, I still appreciate the view. That being said, it's REALLY time for Coachman's Long, Long Folly to get started!
For the record...
Episodes 1-14: The Long Start
Episodes 15-19: The Game Quakes
Episodes 20-now: The White-Haired Enemies
Nicole, Terry and Ryuko were putting all of their motivation into clearing this slightly off structure of team-based obstacles, as they saw that Samus was using her Power Suit to make some moves...finally activating for this one challenge.
And it still didn't work.
"This literally says three people needed." Terry said nervously, not ready to set off Samus.
"And does it require three people? Not exactly!" Samus just blasted the doors.
And it didn't open, as the other three were riding the elevator with the door finally opening on its own...leaving the quartet back together.
"Look-"
"Don't 'look' me, I'm trying to avenge Snake and Tiana here!"
"I know, but we have to do this together! You were a team player, what happened?"
"Loners can get ridiculously far in Total Drama and last time I checked, this was not that other show." Samus shouted through her Power Suit, as she calmed down. "So, just follow me if you want to win."
The quartet really had no other option.
*Terry's confessional*
The Wild Wolf of Southtown looked careful.
"I've been hanging around Samus for a fair bit, 'cause Smash is one of those tournaments you stop everything for. When she gets quiet, don't stop her at all...I feel someone said something like this before again." Terry remarked.
*Confessional cut*
'
As for the most hated man on this season...he was straight up not having a good time, as both Azula, Basil and Dante were somehow lined up to make his day slightly miserable for one reason, since they were stuck together by sheer chance.
That was an actual lie orchestrated by Pinstripe Potoroo, because he got stuck in a rock by some monster (idk, what his name was) and things were turning into a real mis-adventure with the most volatile quartet this side of Muskoka.
"Honestly, the best strategic team you have is right here. You don't have a damn chance otherwise." Dante remarked. "I'm actually serious in case you just wanted to get on my nerves."
Surprisingly, Coachman accepted it willingly.
"Alright, I apologise for annoying you. You only betrayed your alliance and decided to make me your enemy, you know your morals." Coachman smugly remarked.
"And I apologise for-"
Azula gave the most intimidating look towards Coachman, while Basil just gave an incredulous look towards Dante.
"-being a dick today."
"Ah, deciding to turn a new leaf."
They were in a quite weird cave, as unlike the Mario 3D world-esque cave that housed the angriest of the Chill Capybaras, it looked quite normal to the unassuming eye.
Looks are deceiving, though, when you're...walking blind in a cave that essentially promoted the dark that it was quite dark, which got Azula to light the fire.
"Strategy-wise, you either need to win or you're going home, which will not be beneficial to the team that you're on since they will all vote you out." Azula stated. "Especially since none of us are good at smelling our way out."
Dante and Coachman were about to make their 5,000th witty comment of the season, when the mouse detective finally had a suggestion for going through this blind cave.
Mostly down to something really interesting.
"What kind of trap is that?" Basil asked, seeing a C4 explosive.
Before there was a rock thrown that blew a similar explosive up.
"...Well, I don't believe it."
"It is very believable, these challenges are wild!" Dante smirked, readying his sword.. "At least it gives me a chance to get through these."
Dante had to spin his sword around right before making the most obvious decision, slamming it down on the floor to send them all up into the air...which thanks to his power.
"What does that-"
And then the demon hunter just saw six of them (thanks to Azula's flames) and decided to put them into the deep hole that was almost invisible to the quartet.
"How do you like that?" Dante asked.
"The cave could collapse if said explosives just landed in a hole that was very important to this cave standing up. But it is also impressive." Azula said.
The four of them kept on walking, as the explosives went off at the very bottom of the weird somewhat metallic cave system, shaking the place up a fair bit and dropping down a few rocks that were actually big in front of them, which meant that they'd have to jump over it-
Oh wait, Dante tore right through one of the rocks, as Azula just looked at him with sheer fascination as the other two begrudgingly went along with the most powerful Fox members, walking forwards and still avoiding the giant hole...with the firebender's flame lighting the way.
"Come on, guys, get serious about this!" Dante exclaimed, not wanting to piss Azula off. "...Guys?"
"Finally." Basil sighed. "But we should be careful, still."
"Nah, don't worry about it! Me and Azula do things." Dante remarked, as Azula just glared at him.
The four of them were actually on the other side of the giant hole.
*Basil's confessional*
The mouse was not impressed.
"For one, I would like to stay alive and get further into this game...which is because it's really interesting and also, I would like to know about more than a fair few of these players...still can't believe I got roped into an alliance. My detective skills have failed me." Basil stated.
*Coachman's confessional*
He's scheming like heck.
"Haha, I will win and then I'll be able to make the team do whatever I want, avoid elimination, find a way to slice gold in half, lead some people to elimination if we lose and drive...the usual stuff." He said, not know about the stats of gold.
*Confessional cut*
Lowain, Yumeko, Pit, Miko, Sokka and Pinstripe are what happens when your cave was constructed in about a week or so and mostly made of metal, since these six had to deal with...
"Oh no, not Plant Zeke! I was hoping to not murder him this early!" Lowain bragged.
...Plant Zeke, surprisingly transplanted in the middle of the battlefield that the team of both teams were stuck dealing with.
"What about it, he made Snake be sent home!" Sokka shouted. "And he's really ugly."
"Nah, he didn't." Pinstripe said. "What chance do ya have against a guy who's been juiced up for the battlefield?"
"No, he's not..." Sokka remarked quietly.
The six of them were really discreet and really stunned at Plant Zeke's sly eye for noticing them...yet not stopping them from going anywhere in the big box, which helped in at least one finding out the obvious.
Pinstripe, Sokka and Lowain were looking around the place for some actual signs with Pit and Miko readying themselves for a good fight, the latter only having some serious acrobatics to boot...and Yumeko was figuring out why the door was slowly closing on them and not saying anything.
And then she saw the plants.
"The door's closing!" Yumeko shouted. "Pinstripe, he's got us into a trap!"
"Can we take him, though?" Pinstripe asked. "I've been waiting to pump lead into something."
"...No." Yumeko answered, right as the door closed. "Lowain, you got something?"
"Yeah...I kinda got ourselves stuck in here!" Lowain said. "So, what else can we do then beat up a plant guy?"
Sokka pulled out his sword, Lowain pulled out his two knives, Pit pulled out his two swords, Miko had nothing along with Yumeko and Pinstripe cracked his bare knuckles, as the battle between them and Plant Zeke was the battle for the episode.
"And look at that, a good chunk of you should know that Plant Zeke's on my side. Have fun with him!" Chris announced.
*Pinstripe's confessional*
The Australian mammal with an mobster accent has two words to say, torn up to boot.
"Damn...when did Chris pull this twist out of his butt? An hour ago? Two hours ago? Either way, this is just straight up ridiculous." Pinstripe answered. "I don't even have a dang gun."
*Confessional cut*
'
Unsurprisingly, Team Angry Ladies and One Miffed Man were doing surprisingly well in the teamwork/Mario 3D World part of the cave, since Samus practically led the angry ladies through the obstacles and Terry Bogard just had to follow them behind.
This stuff included the platform with the fan that required air or angered power, the four switches that weren't working properly, the blocks that required some wall jump
(or if you're these four, one huge jump carried out) and finally, coin blocks.
Fortunately for him, he wasn't even that far behind, as the fan platform provided the perfect waiting opportunity for the four of them to get their bearings on the challenge ahead, even if Nicole tried her hardest to push through the...
...invisible wall?
"Nicole, you're doing some charades again! Stop fucking around-" Ryuko shouted.
"I AM NOT MESSING AROUND! THERE'S INVISIBLE WALLS!" Nicole tried punching more holes through the same walls. "What is this, a game?"
"...uhhhh, not really." Ryuko just didn't have an answer. "Besides, you need to chill."
Samus and Nicole looked at her like she was mad, as Ryuko didn't know what to do...
...other than going through the open door that Terry finally got the head start.
"Come on, ladies, we've gotta beat that old man!" Terry said. "I'd be surprised if-"
Some people really liked open doors...
"-Man, you three are fast!"
...as they all sprinted towards the next obstacle that required four people to operate and it was a...strange one, since there was a wall with four holes that could barely fit an arm from each member, which wasn't that unusual.
What was unusual, they all tried it and...none of their arms fit exactly at first.
"If this is a practical joke then...damn...I'm so mad that there's not even a sentence for that." Samus spat, pulling her arm out.
"Well, we've got no other choice, young lady." Nicole just stated, tired of the weird obstacles. "What's this one?"
"Something to do with arms." Samus said. "Stupid bullshit, basically."
"Has it ever not been like that?" Nicole remarked, seeing something strange.
Her arm being in, Ryuko being pulled in through the wall and Terry halfway to the other side, as Samus and Nicole realised that there was some method to the madness that was formerly a nondescript wall with the holes that fit the arms.
"...WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS REAL?" Ryuko had to ask, as Terry was still shaken.
*Chris' confessional*
"Okay, as much as why that's here in this cave, I don't know...but technology advances like crazy and man, that was kinda weak!" Chris chuckled. "...Now, here's the fun part!"
*Confessional cut*
Thanks to the wall that slowly morphed around them, the quartet all had...a bizarre feeling to boot, as well as their well-placed anger that got them out of the 4-player section of the cave and now, it was time to split up.
Or not, because while Samus went on ahead, the other three looked at their options for the several caves that each had visible paths, of which Samus was heading towards the uphill one with the boulders that just barely fit the cage.
The left and right caves both held some old faces that these four were a bit too familiar with, as the left contained the unfairly eliminated white-haired pretty boy with a briefcase and the right contained the fairly eliminated skeleton bad guy with fiery hands.
Khun was on the left and Lord Hater was on the right.
"-Finally, I did want to get into a fight of sorts." Ryuko remarked, pulling out her Scissor Blade. "I fought better with one, anyways."
"This Khun apparently has like some infinite briefcase thing. Heard's a fighter, too." Terry said, preparing his fists seriously.
"Hold on, you two, there's a-" Nicole saw the middle path close. "-way to save your energy..."
"Are you gonna fight or not?" Terry asked.
"Come on, get serious!" Ryuko practically re-cited.
*Nicole's confessional*
The cat mother was still very mad.
"I don't know if he's salty or if he thinks he can just buy his way into the competition. I assume it's either that or he's lost all of his money, because he did say that he was a prince of sorts." Nicole said.
*Yuri's confessional*
She stepped in and saw a char mark on the wall.
"Dang, I wonder where Kyo is! Probably getting mad over Iori, the only thing that he really does around here aside from doing challenges." Yuri sniped at the dropout hero.
*Confessional cut*
Where is Kyo, specifically?
Apparently, with Nobara, Shego, Catalina and Tanya, a bunch of people that sent both Snake and Khun home, climbing on the side of Mount Pahkitew, which wasn't pulling its punches about the absurd obstacles that were parked along the path.
"This is reminding me of Pahkitew Island and not in a good way, obviously!" Shego complained, backflipping over another bomb. "Once again, where does he get this?"
"Less complaining and more going! These things don't explode themselves!" Nobara replied back, had a hammer and an apparently infinite supply of rocks.
Hilariously, those two were ahead of the rest by a good margin, as the other three had better things to do than almost die every 10 seconds...like figure out what they were doing.
"Right now, I am looking up there and seeing...two ropes at the top of the cliff." Tanya answered. "You want to talk strategy?"
"Nah, I want to punch some people." Catalina said, actually swinging a log. "Mierda show."
Tanya, Catalina and Kyo were right behind the main duo that arrived on the dual ripe limb, as there wasn't much to it other than...the usual.
"I'm glad that you waited for us. Wouldn't have done it for you, though." Catalina said.
"Look, I decided to go ahead because I could. Calm down and get on the rope." Shego shouted, as Kyo smirked.
"Bye bye!" Catalina stated.
These five decided to do only one thing, since it was the only way up towards the loosely placed platforms that were the second part of their part of the mountain climb and surprise...surprise...
BOOM!
...it happened again, some rock blew up and luckily, Kyo punched it out of the way, since Catalina had the safer rope with Tanya, while Shego and Nobara decided to follow in Kyo's climb.
"Do you even know you'd even find these?" Tanya asked Shego, who just rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, but I'm not gonna tell you!" Shego just kept on climbing.
"...And what about Chris?"
"Don't want to care."
The five of them were slowly climbing through the explosions and falling rocks that were barely dodged by the crazier of the group of five and then they were at the top and noticed one thing.
"What." Nobara said, just surprised at the plateau platforms. "Is this island?"
"It's artificial, obviously." Tanya answered. "The better question is where does he get the budget to do this?"
*Tanya's confessional*
The child soldier was seriously deep in thought.
"I would normally strategise for someone to eliminate because this team is filled with people that can't win a challenge or barely can win a challenge, but what is this island?" Tanya answered. "Honestly, I'm surprised that they could even fit the platforms above the gorge."
*Kyo's confessional*
He chuckled like a villain.
"The plan for this challenge is to win because...my other plans just aren't ready to show up...uh, yeah...that's definitely my plan, I don't really know if I can sabotage those crazy guys on the other team." Kyo stated.
*Confessional cut*
"Speaking of familiar faces, some of you guys have run into your fellow contestants who are just excited to reunite with you!" Chris announced. "And there's gonna be more of them as you go on!"
Terry Bogard, Nicole and Ryuko didn't mind Chris' own announcement, as they were prepared to beat down some old friends with Khun doing a pretty decent job of fighting the Wild Wolf.
Unsurprisingly, Lord Hater was having a hard time with both Ryuko and Nicole "jumping" on him with the sword and fist combo that literally left him on the ground, even with the fire hitting them both at least once.
Which didn't help his situation.
"I am Lord Hater, you can't just-"
He couldn't even finish his sentence before Ryuko stepped right near his ribs.
"...Step out of my way, I'm going to beat Coachman's ass!" Ryuko shouted.
Lord Hater coughed for a moment.
"Looking like that?" He asked, right before his-
Ryuko got stopped by Nicole, who decided that he was beat down enough, as she looked at Lord Hater, who was mad and wanted to answer Ryuko's...statement.
"Boohoo, I want to fight him too, but you don't see me fighting some other man about it!" Lord Hater shouted. "He thinks he's so cool!"
"Ok."
And the two ladies left him to heal on the ground, as they finally found their way to his (now open) door that he was guarding with his own life with them seeing some kind of fork.
Believe it or not, Terry was having a good time throwing out a good Back Knuckle that hit its mark, as Khun's briefcase was knocked out of his hand and his ability to get random shit was gone.
"Geez, you turned your magic hat into a briefcase?" Terry asked, as Khun picked it back up.
"It's kinda like that." Khun remarked, throwing out one of Peach's turnips.
Terry took it and then decided to throw it towards Khun, preparing a "big one" making sure that the white-haired exiled prince tried to catch it and was forced to eat that "big one."
Khun didn't really take the bait, as he just stepped back to get out of whatever move that Terry was about to pull off and right now, the guy was just jumping in the air with nothing to show for it.
And then...the Power Geyser hit its mark, as Khun got flown in the air and then the guy just recovered on the ground, only slightly beat up.
"Damn! You're a strong guy!" Terry exclaimed.
"I know, but you've really got my work cut out." Khun remarked, still not tired. "...I did stall you for long enough?"
"Hah, you're gonna need more than that to stop me!" Terry shouted.
With an open door, Ryuko and Nicole realised that their friend wasn't that far behind, as Terry sprinted towards them with the determination to be in first place, with the three of them speeding off towards their goal of hitting the summit.
*Terry's confessional*
He had a genuine smile.
"I've been in Smash long enough to know that if you throw it towards the ground, it disappears instantly! Man, that guy had me doing that kinda move...I kinda get why he got voted off, now!"
*Nicole's confessional*
She was starting to get a bit scared of Ryuko for...reasons.
"Is..Ryuko fine? Or is she just mad?"
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of fighting, the six that were stuck with Plant Zeke...were still stuck with Plant Zeke even after all of the moves that were done on him, which made sense since the two teams that fought him were strong and still couldn't beat him in the previous episode, especially with Miko just trying to do a punch and getting wrapped in the process.
Lowain was definitely cutting a bunch of vines slowly with Sokka practically doing the same since...the other four were not having the greatest of times at all.
"It's an elevator-" Miko shouted, stuck in the vines.
"You told us three times! Is there a gun or something?" Pinstripe asked, as Miko looked nervous. "Help Pit out or something!"
"But I can't slip out of this thing!" Miko complained. "Hey, didn't Chris harm you or something!"
Plant Zeke wasn't looking at anyone in particular, as Pit charged in with a Upperdash that...lit the plant man on fire, running out of strategies that may or may not have worked and that just about got the door open for some reason, even if the plant man took advantage of that manoeuvre.
"Holy shart, the door opened!" Lowain shouted. "Sokka, let's get a move on!"
"Give me a second here!" Sokka cut through some more vines.
And just like that, Sokka and Lowain jumped, slid and got through the somewhat open door without missing a beat along with Yumeko doing it for obvious reasons and Pinstripe had a sharp rock in his hand to cut Miko out of the vines of the host's plant slave.
Pit, however, was definitely working down the apparent health of Plant Zeke.
"Dumbass, get you and your girlfriend outta here!" Pinstripe shouted. "Yumeko's already gone without you and since Coachman's apparently a team player, get out of this thingy!"
"No way, weasel man! I've gotta get my...friend outta there!" Pit yelled, as he pulled out the Ore Club...
...which was a giant rock club with an eye...
...and smashed Plant Zeke in the gut with it, nearly cutting him half.
"Goddamn..." Pinstripe whispered. "...you're a crazy angel."
Miko escaped the viney clutches of Plant Zeke, as Pit saw that the tornado was putting Plant Zeke into a windy spin, ready for whatever force would pull him out of the ground.
The flightless angel looked on at Miko, who was just beckoning him to go towards the now fully open door and he didn't waste a second and saw that his teammates were looking at the gorge.
Said gorge that the rope climbers saw (no thanks) and said gorge that also had a river that went under it with an impressive amount of force, as there was still a snowy mountain on the other side of it.
Separating them and the way towards the goal (going north-east) was a whole rock bridge that...looked like it was one of those.
*Pit's confessional*
Pit was just punching the air
"I'm glad that I got a bunch of stuff out of my pocket and that Palutena told me that Total Drama's gone crazier, like craziest of all time crazy, so I'm proud to say that I beat a plant-man and got a gir...friend, got a potential friend!" Pit practically screamed the whole sentence, backtrack included.
*Confessional cut*
Pit's team and Kyo's crew along with Sokka and Lowain were finally on the lower mid level part of the mountain, which was kinda weird for one reason that would've made itself apparent as it appeared on the other side of the gorge...especially since literally everyone could see it.
It was an ice-covered bridge that went...slightly upwards, which they all noticed immediately.
"There's no other way up?" Miko asked. "Not that I have one!"
"Yeah, she doesn't have one! I kinda have wings!" Pit yelled.
Even the combined force of Shego jumping upwards and Pit attempting to run uphill (being flightless about 80% of the time) couldn't make them move for twelve straight minutes, which meant that the twenty-metre bridge stumped a bunch of superhumans...
..and also Miko.
"NOOOOOO!" Miko shouted.
"Shut up, we're thinking." Sokka shouted. "And we're going to leave you behind this time!"
Miko was mad, Catalina was slowly finding an alternate way, Tanya, Sokka and Lowain were thinking their own hearts, Yumeko was looking up the tube and Pinstripe was looking at her...and the rest were trying something.
*Yumeko's confessional*
The gambling girl was a bit mad.
"Shouldn't someone have a way of dealing with the ice tube, especially angels who have wings that work sometimes. I'm saying because I don't have a read on this thing, besides everyone hating that old man." She said,
*Riley's confessional*
The kid was mad!
"Nigga, I'm not about to lose to some actual ice before I get iced up! This is some bullshit, nigga, how are you supposed to climb this shit without wings?" Riley asked.
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of old men, what happened to the "Main Character" squad that dodged a massive hole earlier, since none of them were arguing about anything at the moment?
Apparently, something.
That something being a sunlit covered pool of stinging jellyfish with slippery platforms that half of them could easily get over and the other half was just infuriated at how they likely would end up being stung.
"Oooh, I can't believe someone stumbled onto this! Brings back old memories!" Chris announced.
Dante just wondered what kind of freak Chris was.
"Of all of the things, he has to go and do this?" Basil asked. "This is ridiculous."
"Don't be ridiculous, this is quite easy for some people. She can actually fly and he thinks he can fly." Coachman "whispered" to Basil. "Us two, we're quite similar, don't you think?"
"I've thought about it and why do you think we are similar...just because we can't fly?"
"...Not really." The vile old man remarked. "But Dante..."
He made sure to shout.
"...YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO THROUGH THE JELLYFISH!"
"Yeah, I can, but it wouldn't sting as much as having you trying to throw my game off!" Dante shouted. "Azula, if you can do the honours!"
"Of course." Azula said, her eyes just about to roll.
Azula flew over the pool with her own Firebending, easily clearing it, right before Dante decided to do one thing.
"How hard can you hold on, Basil?" Dante asked, as the mouse got surprised. "Sorry, but I've got bigger problems right behind me!"
"...Of course, it's just-" Basil didn't get a fifth word out before he got carried along by the demon hunter.
Ten seconds later, Dante, Basil and Azula were all on the other side and Coachman was fuming at him being stuck on the other side.
"Hey, genius, the other side's right here!" Dante shouted. "For the record, I can't carry you-"
"-Yes, I know that you can't, but I can get over there-"
Coachman, of course, didn't notice the notable gap from the cave to the first sunlit platform and he got stung by so many jellyfish that all of them had to cringe of the pain, even Azula, who was borderline used to seeing so many in pain at this point.
And hilariously, Dante actually got him out of the pool without missing a beat.
And there was silence over the actions of the white-haired dudes.
For about...
...fifteen seconds.
"How was that-" Dante asked.
"Yes, yes, thank you! Now can we get on?" Coachman asked, holding in all of his anger.
Azula just chuckled silently, as Basil tried to slap her and missed.
"Hell yeah, let's just get on with it!" Dante enthusiastically shouted. "Besides, I wonder where Deadpool is. He did say that he was gonna catch up with us."
The four of them just walked on ahead for a second and then Deadpool, LITERALLY OUT OF SOME PARAGRAPH or nowhere, jumped down from the ceiling and raised his thumbs up covered in spiders.
"You called and I answered! What's up with you two?" Deadpool asked, seeing the old man in stingers. "Ah, I get it. The old guy thought he could walk and talk and Dante was the coolest demon here, saving this old man's life."
"Damn, what did you find?" Dante quipped looking at Deadpool's spider family. "Besides a ton of spiders?"
"...Luigi, Legoshi, Lynn and Min Min all tried to beat me up and then I said 'NOPE', pulled it out and then swung with it and beat those guys up...and I met a bunch of spiders and now I'm here with the Tom and the Jerry of our team!"
Azula just had to say this, as the other three didn't understand him.
"At least, he's aware of his insanity."
Right before turning towards him.
"Do you want to win?"
"YES! I got a whole song about it!"
Deadpool pulled out some worn out banjo, as Dante smiled at it, Azula just shook her head and the two British people actively dread the thought of one of the mercenary's songs.
*Basil's confessional*
The mouse detective shook his hand.
"I don't know what cut exactly means, but I'd like the thought of not having remembered Deadpool's songs, especially when he plays at the worst of times and usually with some unfitting lyrics." Basil announced.
*Confessional cut*
"I bet you've heard it before." Deadpool said.
"Heard what before?" Coachman asked, right before Basil and Azula glared at him. "Maybe it has some worth."
Dante just shook this man's head at his judgement.
*Deadpool's confessional*
He had a complaint.
"Uh, listen, you should give me more stuff to do other than annoy an old man to death. You know, I had some crazy arc about friendship on Everything and Infinite and I'm also in...Randomness and some other fanfics, too. Just give me tips on how to-"
And then it was answered.
"-Eh, that's kinda true, unless you know the challenge, you wouldn't know it. WAIT, I forgot something!"
He had to stop breaking the fourth wall for a second.
"I wrote these at the beginning of the competition to improve my chances of winning and let's just say that it worked, especially with the epic updates!"
Oh no.
*Confessional cut*
The main cast of the Fiery Foxes could tell that Deadpool only used this for torturing people...or something, because it was as bad as his singing.
"Uh, I'm gonna win, oh, I'm gonna win, you couldn't make me lose even if you put these four together! Yeah, I'm gonna win, I'm not like that DIO guy, I can't wrap like Ivy, though, do sick tricks like Rick...and also Charming, Sephiroth and another Sephiroth...they ain't me..."
He sang and Chris decided that it was a good time to cut off the footage.
"Geez, dude, that kinda sucked! Like what's going to happen to the rest of our contestants...for them, though...for you guys, it's gonna be real fun with Chef out there again!"
"Chris, I ain't got a coat!" Chef complained.
"Dude, Rick burned it a while ago! Also, they're right over there!"
Chef took one.
"Make them cry in pain, dude."
Chef cocked his unique tranq gun.
"Hahaha, you know I always do." Chef remarked.
To be continued in the third part of the snow-covered mountain for Pahkitew Island and it has some more bizarre locations on the summit of the location.
Also, three dudes from each team will successfully win this one and yes, you're not going to predict who it is.