Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 23: Ice Cold Climbers
Part 3: Sliding Upwards...
...Is what the second alliance in the game is doing since aside from Muscle Man, the Drama Berets are together with Kyo to do something.
Hilariously, the one (formerly two) alliance that started this game off right and practically represented each arc is in a weird state, where half of it's winning and half of it's losing.
Also, Donkey Heads exist once again to do some sabotage, at the apparent right time, so I'm not going to say anything until that happens because this chapter's extra long!
Part 4's probably going to be way shorter for the same reason.
1602jaw: Lord Hater's definitely only that in size, weapons and...oh shit, Khun, he's finally remembered (which makes sense, since there was too many people earlier) and it's time for the alliance-focused episode ft. a few others.
Pit and Miko should get ahead.
Deadpool sung a song that started in the previous chapter and suck-
-was very good and made everyone haters out of his banjo madness.
Dante wasn't mad about it, which was something that none of the rest had.
"Predictably, that was terrible." Basil said.
"What are you talking about? Coyle is crazy and Cinder really does need to get her shit together, so there's two facts already!" Deadpool bragged about his bad song. "Also, is Azula actually paying attention?"
"Of course, she is. She led us down the safest path."
Basil and Deadpool obviously didn't vibe for one reason, as Azula just ignored Deadpool's cope and the other two just hated each other on some level, as Dante had one thing to do.
That being the obvious, as the Firebending (former) princess and the demon hunter obviously signalled to each other to whisper some things, slowly moving together, which didn't go unnoticed.
"What do you think she's doing?" Coachman asked. "...For clarification?"
"How I should know?!" Basil shouted, as Deadpool was shaking.
The two whisperers, though...
"So, what do you want to talk about?" Azula casually asked. "Throw Coachman under the bus."
"Yeah...how did you know?" Dante looked surprised.
"...Observation, but I will not do that."
"Why the hell not, though?"
"Because he's the hard to vote off threat to our games here and he's surprisingly useful to challenges...when he is." Azula answered, as Dante raised an eyebrow.
And that eyebrow stay raised for a few seconds.
"You know you could easily make him get fourth or fifth in this challenge if you tried." Azula said.
"Considering your reputation, I'm surprised that you haven't." Dante went away from the firebender.
And just like that, the less awkward conversation ended, as the five of them were back together to attack whatever challenge was ahead and there was only one question that ran through the old man's mind.
*Coachman's confessional*
He was deep in thought for about six seconds.
"Isn't Azula an foolish princess who wants power and Dante some guy who saves his world every so often? What else would they want to do other than vote me off through...some manouvre that he will not be able to do anymore. The better question is...what the fuck will he do?"
*Confessional cut*
The five of them were on their way finding the actual end of the challenge, as there was a whole bunch of...
...chill allied members and a few fiery foxes that may or may trying to work with an ice bridge that was somehow the hardest thing to get over and the best way to win because of one thing.
Pit saw the summit of Mt. Pahkitew, which had a sauna and a giant Chris face, which always signified the end of things and from that moment on.
"You know that I don't have that much arm strength?" Pit asked.
"And you know that we carry our own team!" Pinstripe shouted. "You are dumb!"
Pit may have been offended, but he still carried the last of his team.
"...Stop telling me, I know."
Pinstripe, Pit, Miko and Yumeko were officially on the other side of the gorge, as they ran towards the somewhat visible sauna on the top of the mountain, which didn't have anyone at the top.
"Well, shit, I'd do that if I could fly against the enemy!" Riley bragged. "Thanks, nigga?"
"I don't see you doing anything but saying some edgy words." Sokka used his sword in the strangest way possible. "Meanwhile, I'm trying to cut this ice."
Sokka tried to slice through the ice, since there was bits of it falling off the bridge, as Catalina had a knife, Nobara used the hammer to smash through the ice, Shego..was a villain, Lowain was cutting smaller bits quickly, Muscle Man was punching through the ice and Tanya and Riley could do nothing.
*Tanya's confessional*
She was very frustrated.
"I get how the sword people could cut it and Catalina, but how strong is Muscle Man? That ice must have been thick as a few centimetres...which wouldn't be structally...actually, I figured it out. The real concern, though, is how can I be useful with everyone but me doing something! I don't want to be a Heather."
*Confessional cut*
Though there was a lot of cutting from the second alliance in the game, there was also a few other people were working their business...like the angry people that were split up, including Samus who shot the hell out of the boulders and noticed that Harold didn't get paid enough.
"Your weakness is beneficial to me, so that's cool!" Samus said.
"Dude, you try consistently throwing boulders."
Harold barked that, but he got ignored in his job.
Samus just ran like it was nothing, as Joseph...jumped out of nowhere and shocked the hell out of the galaxy's best bounty hunter, doing a pose to boot while he was running along with her.
"Hey, Sammy." Joseph remarked, literally stopping her. "You look mad."
"...I am mad."
Samus literally jumped on him and then went on her way, as Joseph chased after her for the race.
*Joseph's confessional*
"Look, I've seen stuff like this especially since the TV's a thing and uh, if she keeps this up, she's not going to be here anymore." Joseph said. "...My thoughts are good enough!"
*Confessional cut*
That there was three capable people of going through the challenge at the same time, didn't faze the three (now) somewhat angry trio of Nicole, Ryuko and Terry, who was pushing through their anger to be more mellow and surprisingly, they ended up where Joseph and Samus were going on.
And the reunion started in questionable fashion, by Nicole and Joseph bonking into each other for no reason.
"So, this is the mad squad is? I get it!" Joseph had to do a pose. "...I bet this is just a straight shot for you guys."
"It really isn't...hell, it doesn't even look like it." Ryuko observed the...wall of dynamite. "...And I still don't know where he finds this!"
"I'm just saying..."
Joseph thought about the wall of dynamite, as Nicole was too angry to think and the other two aside from Ryuko were following her into the wall of trial and error.
"..you guys probably have ways to making this thing not a problem...like me!"
He charged up his own Hamon to do one thing...as he threw a rock that was powered by his power, since Ryuko and Nicole were freaking out at the rock throw...and Terry and Samus?
They were pleased by the reckless action, as the rock hit the wall of dynamite.
Said wall blew so much rock off the wall that it became a very different type of enviroment, Terry and Samus aware enough to jump back to avoid the mini-landslide.
Joseph's expression slowly turned more and more negative.
*Joseph's confessional*
He was quite the JoJo.
"Oh shit, this mountain's gonna crack or something wild like that!" Joseph was kinda freaking out. "Is what I thought at the moment, so I decided to get into action!"
*Confessional cut*
While Nicole and Ryuko ran down to where the landslide had actually stopped, Joseph did use his power to do one thing, as there was a rock platform and none of them needed his help.
"Finally, Joseph, we can climb this thing! But I can-" Nicole said.
"No need, I'm about to make some of us immune!" Joseph bragged, charging up the Hamon.
"-I can do it!"
Nicole fucking flew...
"That was one heck of a landslide, so I bet what those other guys are up to!" Chris announced. "Well, just my luck, I have things to do!"
Shego was actually alone, being the only one to be able to chase Pit, Miko, Pinstripe and Yumeko thanks to her absurd jump, as the five of them were speeding towards what might have been the finish line.
Well, Pit was shooting and Miko didn't have her bird partner with her, but it was still a battle of running.
"Stand still, angel!" Shego shouted.
"Uh, I will not!"
Pit then dodged another energy blast from the supervillain sidekick, as he was firing back at her, Shego dodging the arrows with ease.
"...Nice try."
"I just wanted to slow you down!"
Pit complained, as Shego then tried to get on top of him with one backflip that got stopped by his Guardian Orbitars, as the supervillain was on top of him now.
The angel wasn't fazed by Shego trying to punch away his barrier, because he already dropped the shields after the supervillain's first punch...with Shego being messed up by Orbitar fall.
It didn't help that right after that, she basically hopped off right into a bomb that somehow got displaced and she got blown off, leaving the four Foxes to do their thing of mistimed celebration.
"Hold up, why are you doing this for me. I could..."
Miko thought about that.
"...I dunno what I've would done!"
"Cool." Pit raised his thumbs up.
While there was much more to be said, the four of them were ready to see what else was going on behind them, especially Pinstripe Potoroo who was not seeing a good sight.
"These motherfuckers are real close!" Pinstripe yelled.
Kyo, Nobara, Shego, Riley, Tanya, Muscle Man, Catalina and...nobody else were running like they were all competing for the olympics.
"Oh yeah!" Pit just said.
*Nobara's confessional*
She was looking excited.
"Thanks, very normal hammer." Nobara remarked. "This time, I'll be the reason that this team kicks some serious ass!"
*Muscle Man's confessional*
The green man was mad.
"Bruh, I haven't even done anything! Bro, aside from kicking that robot man guy and jump on a bunch of platforms, how the heck I am gonna help this alliance and my team out." Muscle Man said. "...I got something cooking, though."
*Confessional cut*
Deadpool and Dante was just chilling together walking through the cave of wonders and by cave of wonders, it was a cave of more random bombs and stalagtites.
The rest of them were carefully dodging the many bombs of rock formations.
"I don't get how those guys can be so casual." Uraraka said, making sure to find some good places.
"They are very powerful people like I, so they wouldn't care." Azula stated, using her flames to dodge some bombs.
"Makes sense."
"Of course it does."
Quite naturally, the two British men did not want to talk to each other for more reasons than death and Deadpool's songs, the odd cave surface not really helping.
Five of them were sure that there was going to be crazy stuff and Deadpool was practically crazy stuff "personified", which meant that he didn't pay attention to the beeping.
"I bet that's not a microwave." Deadpool had to say. "Scratch that, it's rocks!"
"We know!" Dante shouted
Even the mad mercenary could see the explosions behind him, since the rest of his teammates were notably ahead of him and running for safety from the falling rocks and stalagtites that were falling down to the ground.
He was by far the slowest of the runners, even beating out Coachman's sad, sad run to the empty cave that both had split paths towards the outside of the cave and there was definitely something else inside the cave that prompted Azula to look back inside it.
"Oh my god, we could've died!" Uraraka whimpered. "Let's just get outta here."
"Agreed, this host really wants to torture for the audience." Basil wiped off some rocks, saying that in an indignant manner.
"Yeah."
"Well, we didn't die and we've got two different ways out, so let's split up, fellas!" Deadpool shouted. "Who's going left and right, Azula!"
There was a dead space in the conversation, as Azula was back at the somewhat collapsed cave looking for something and the old man was looking right back at the cave.
"Azula probably found some curse rock or an idol." Deadpool said. "And uh...Basil goes with me for no reason and Dante and Uraraka can hang out together."
"Nice, a little team bonding time! Uraraka, we're going to have a bad time together." Dante quipped, as Uraraka looked all serious. "Let's go, old man!"
"...Yeah, he's not here."
Deadpool watched for the reaction of his teammates, who weren't that concerned with the callous old guy besides Uraraka, who looked strangely uncomfortable.
"If Azula's there, she could definitely find her way out." She said.
...
...She definitely was doing that and Coachman could see just that...
...
Inside the rock-covered cave, Azula managed to find a bit of a shortcut, as she hopped into another tunnel, which was nearly blocked off by a notable bunch of debris.
"Must be a shortcut if it is like this." Azula said, making sure that it was a clear one.
The Firebending prodigy went through the rocky tunnel, while Coachman was clearly a bit behind, but on the right track...making sure that he wasn't seen for some reason.
*Coachman's quick confessional*
"Thanks to yesterday, I have lost the trust of my team and my reputation has been in the shitter for...give or take ten challenges, so I'm just going to do what I do best."
He smiled for a good second.
"Make everyone look like jackasses through my victories, which in Azula's case is strangely hard without making me look like one. And something else."
*Confessional cut*
The longer, hidden tunnel contained the most notable villains in this season, which didn't matter that much relatively speaking, as there's still a lot more contestants that didn't get any spotlight yet.
Azula and Coachman kinda hate each other, but you know who really don't hate each other despite having their fair share of issues on the same side?
Heavy, Cassie, Tanjiro and Scott Pilgrim sound like a random bunch of people that ended up on the same path, which was...true.
"AAAHHHH, rock!" Heavy shouted, tried lifting it. "Why do you weight as much as American!"
"Yeah, this rock is quite the unique find." Chris remarked. "And so-"
"...No offence here, what is this rock?" Cassie tried to do the casual method. "Why can't Tanjiro slice it?"
"Because he is child."
Heavy and Cassie were sure of that fact, as Tanjiro and Scott were both plain focused on cutting the rock that somehow resisted their own swords with its weird material.
And the strange part was that they were nearly at the finish line, like the rock was genuinely designed to cause problems, it having its fair share of cracks and what not, the two swordies even doing the anime yell.
"How hard is this?" Tanjiro asked. "I know that I've gotten better at cutting."
"Maybe you're not cutting hard enough." Scott remarked, being significantly more worn out.
"...Could be that." Tanjiro conceded. "Am I breathing right?"
"Nope." Scott bragged. "My sword's stronger, though."
And with that said, the rock wasn't still going down without a fight, even if it didn't really fight at all.
*Scott Pilgrim's confessional*
He was a bit miffed.
"I have been in seven episodes so far and so far, I haven't been picked because I'm pretty cool and also that I'm not around the people who are either dumpster fires. I'm trying to win at least a million dollars, I'm not going to play stupid!" Scott said, kinda stuck in the competition. "Or I'm going to be stuck in some alliance around some dumpster fire, maybe."
*Confessional cut*
"There is much simpler solution to this."
Heavy decided to go for the haymaker.
"But we tried that already and in case you didn't know-" Cassie spat out.
Somehow, he made a unrock-like dent in it, which prompted him to go.
"...Simple problem, simple solution, weird rock." Heavy cracked his knuckles. "I could go for team reward!"
"Since when did that happen?" Cassie turned her energy on. "Must be something to do with-"
And she made crack into the rock.
"-That makes sense. But unless Samurai Jack comes in, we're not going to cut this down anytime soon."
"It would be sad day." Heavy actually made his crack. "Saved by Japanese man."
Tanjiro and Scott looked at him incredulously, as Cassie just gave a bemused look at his comment, while Heavy was making further cracks in the rock with his bare hands.
The weird thing was that the swords still couldn't make a deep cut, while a Russian man was further breaking down the rock...until Scott Pilgrim decided to do some stuff that someone wouldn't do with the sword and poke it into a fairly big crack.
"Are you serious?" Tanjiro asked. "It will break-"
"It won't break as long as we're a team!" Scott boasted, poking his Sword of Understanding into a desperate crack. "And we're still a team."
"...Yeah, but..."
The Japanese teenager looked embarrassed.
"...the guy who made my sword would kill me."
"Okay, then, let him try that." Cassie remarked, as she finally managed to get her crack in. "Sounds like a crazy, dude."
"But he's good at sword-making, though!" Tanjiro shouted. "We need to cut this thing-"
Scott did an epic slice that almost did the job, as the other sword kid finally focused his own breathing and decided to bring a big attack to the rock that finally...made the work to break the rock.
The spiciest Water Wheel that cut straight through it and even got Tanjiro to the other side of the former rock, dizzy, but avoiding the majority of the debris along with Cassie somehow finding her way and Heavy carrying Scott Pilgrim through the falling rocks.
There was a lot of falling rocks that pelted down on all of the members, even the teen with a breathing technique and a sister yet to be healed...as they could finally see the-
"I can see finish line! Finally, I get some victory." Heavy flex his muscles. "Canadian men are nothing compared to sandwich."
"I can smell it, but great choice." Scott tried to pry his way out of Heavy's arms.
Samurai Jack was definitely there, Tanjiro could smell it...but he was too dizzy to properly care.
*Samurai Jack's confessional*
The samurai didn't look too bad, even if he was very dusty.
"At this point, I would not be angry if I got eliminated because Tanjiro's quite the good guy." Tanjiro remarked. "And I can sense that he just wants to help people heal."
*Confessional cut*
Azula, Coachman, Basil, Deadpool, Uraraka, Dante, Pit, Miko, Pinstripe and Yumeko all shared the fact that they were very close to the finish line on the Foxes' side.
And Sokka, Lowain, Kyo, Tanya, Riley, Muscle Man, Nobara, Shego, Nicole, Joseph, Ryuko, Samus, Samurai Jack, Terry Bogard and the four previously mentioned were also pretty close on the Capybaras' side.
But there was, of course, a few more that were stupid powerful on the Foxes' side.
Uraraka and Deadpool did fall from another cave and well, there was more than them around that same cave system and they were definitely the fun kind.
"Oh my god, Uraraka! Where is she?" Mystique Sonia asked. "Where's my friend?"
"Wait, I can't help you! She just dropped and is gone just like that!" Mai said. "Chill, though..."
"I can't chill! Some supervllain's messing with her or something..."
"Don't worry about it, we've got power, fashion and style!" Clover shouted. "Probably."
"Definitely!" Mystique Sonia declared.
Clover, Mai, Mystique Sonia and Sol (who was not much of a runner) were the final four that had a chance at getting the immunity for themselves, in spite of their team being ranked by the last guy to finish.
"Hey, slowpoke, we won't bug you about it." Mai remarked, as Clover and Mystique Sonia were sprinting. "I bet you could run faster."
"You know that I won't."
*Sol Badguy's confessional*
He was not that interested.
"Someone needs to find a way of handling that old man because if he get that immunity, this team's going to change for the worse and it's already too damn...contrasting. In a way that's both annoying and bitter."
*Confessional cut*
Roughly 28 people wanted to be in the top six, either being selfish slayers or altruistic all-stars, to their names and surprisingly, there was only one way to the top of Mount Drama, where there was a sauna, likely some good food cooked by Chef and obviously, a place to relax for the winning team.
And two people were exactly at the door, unsurprisingly enough and it was who you expected who would show up at the end.
"Look at you, all prepared, while I go for the win." Samus span around her gun.
"Then focus on winning." Azula answered bluntly.
They both looked up at the seemingly simple path that was covered by a strangely localised blizzard, which wasn't that big of a problem since they both made their way up...
...the only way to the finish line.
"Wow, Chris, you really didn't have me do anything...other than stand here with a weapon that anyone would hate to get pushed by." Chef smiled when he said this.
"Go right ahead, Chef."
Samus and Azula couldn't reallly figure out where they were going, but they didn't really care at all because it was going to be a while before both teams had more than one member at the end.
Azula had a bit of a disadvantage in spite of the good dress sense, as Samus was just better than her in every way, literally jumping over one of the boulders.
"And there we go." Azula side-stepped a small boulder.
It wasn't all uphill.
It even went slightly northeast.
"This is riduculously awesome actually, always need a boulder or a thousand." Dante wasn't even mad.
*Dante's confessional*
The white-haired demon stole a scarf.
"As long as there's no old man in the top three, I'm plain satisified with this challenge because it has it all. Snow, random shit that's just there, the worst teamwork even known to reality TV and hopefully, a whole inch of justice." Dante stated. "This is Total Drama, there's no justice!"
*Confessional cut*
Azula and Samus were surprisingly equal, which wouldn't be that surprising when you realise who they are.
They both even got hit by two boulders and didn't let that stop them, as Dante was casually dodging some boulders and being a bit slow, Samurai Jack was...himself.
"Why the hell are you so fast, samurai guy?" Dante asked.
"Why are you so slow?" He just asked, no malice in his voice.
Dante and Samurai Jack looked at each other.
Chris and Chef couldn't see much.
The two hosts looked at each other.
"Chef, maybe you should turn down the snow, I can't see who's in first place or second place! I do know that it's not the samurai guy or the demon hunter!" Chris had some binoculars, before looking around.
"I can't, still got a ton of boulders to throw." Chef asked, as the first place winner sneaked by him. "By the way, first place just showed up."
Samus just looked pleased at herself, as Azula came in second.
"Don't worry, Samus, you won this round!" Chris announced. "Azula, you're in second place...and you both are immune, win or lose."
Azula wasn't really pissed, moreso pleased with her performance, as Samus stretched.
"I am glad that your victory was well-earned, especially you've got quite the solo act game going on." Azula told Samus. "More importantly, you have the ability to play the game."
"Not here."
Samus then dipped, as Azula dropped the smile, as Dante and Samurai Jack arrived.
"Dante and Samurai Jack, you're both immune." Chris announced. "Congrats on being in the top six, dudes."
Samus and Samurai Jack just immediately went into the sauna, as Dante and Azula just looked at each other for a second, as the two hosts went back to tormenting the other contestants.
So, they decided to have a talk in some hidden place.
"Why the alliance, princess?" Dante just had to ask.
"To survive the game, which you should know about." Azula said. "Why else would you leave his alliance?"
"...Actually, that makes sense you'd know, you've got a strategy head."
"Well then, as long as he doesn't do anything stupid, I am with him."
Dante just rolled his eyes.
"You are too emotional to realise why I would go with his volatile strategy game, even if our team does end up on the wrong side of it. I would rather survive."
"I don't get it is winning challenges too hard or something. Personally, I wouldn't do crazy shit, but your strategy's working pretty good."
Even when incredibly angry, Dante looked plain pissed off, as Azula had some things to think about.
*Azula's confessional*
The firebending lady was looking determined.
"No matter how many impressive moves that he makes, no matter how many people that he steps over like I do and no matter what, I'll never forget how Yumeko lost a bet to get Coachman onto my alliance without my approval and he still refuses to win any challenge on the Fire House."
Azula just had to elaborate.
"The name symbolises our crushing power with the combined forces of multiple people to make an alliance of strong personalities to improvise a plan-"
*Confessional cut off*
Nobara, surprisingly, got the third and final spot, over a bunch of people that were either very pissed off or very pleased.
"Nobara, you're in fifth place and somehow the last one to be immune! It's actually kind of impressive how none of the Foxes are here, yet!" Chris announced, as Shego glared at him. "Shego, you're sixth and not immune."
"You know what? I'll survive without the immunity, at least these dumb guys kinda get that." Shego snapped at Chris...calmly.
"Yeah, but immunity for me? What do I even do with that?" Nobara remarked.
"You can go into the sauna, Shego and other peeps you can't."
Tanjiro, Cassie and Heavy then arrived right after Shego, all of them slightly beat up.
"Tanjiro gets 7th, Cassie gets 8th, Heavy gets 9th and Nicole gets 10th!"
"What's the-" Nicole was exasperated.
"You should remember that team rewards come after this challenge, dude."
"Then who got 2nd?" Nicole asked.
"Samus for real!" Nobara shouted, as Nicole did a fist pump. "I came here to look good!"
"Good, then I can get on with...Pit with 11th is still the third Fiery Fox to make it, meaning that he gets the sauna trip!" Chris announced. "And 12th goes to Pinstripe, 13th Miko and 14th goes to...Uraraka?"
"What's wrong with getting 14th?" Uraraka asked. "It's not bad."
"But you don't get the sauna. Clover, you've got 15th!"
Uraraka was struck with a bout of disappointment, as was Clover.
*Clover's confessional*
The fashionista spy had a very measured reaction to her lack of beauty refreshments.
"AAAHHHHHHHH-"
*Confessional cut*
Which she expressed in a scream that continued and made itself very apparent, which no-one wanted to be around thanks to...the actual scream.
"Oh, that wasn't you?!" Sokka shouted.
"It really wasn't her, Sokka, it was not." Terry remarked.
"Sokka, you're fine in 16th." Chris shoved Sokka out of the way. "Terry Bogard, you're in 17th place!"
"OKAY!" They both shouted.
He puts his thumbs up, as he looked...pretty bad, but survived worse at the moment, as his thumbs looked the worst as well.
Deadpool wanted to make an comment, but-
"Knock it off, Deadpool, you're in 18th and Basil, you're in 19th, you're...something."
"Shouts to thenewsubwayrider, he always brings the word count and the dollar signs up to the table and he-" Deadpool then left through the paragraph.
Chris just didn't care, as Basil looked at something he had kept.
"20th goes to...Bayo? Where were you?"
"Oh you know, dealing with the five most threatening people that you could find...or yourself, if you count robots." Bayonetta remarked, as Dante rolled his eyes. "And some coachman that's got hit by a thousand boulders, but that's obvious."
Dante just made a smug look.
"Was that really necessary?" Bayonetta said.
Dante made the ok sign, as Bayonetta left.
"And 21st goes to Catalina, 22nd to Muscle Man, 23rd to Riley Freeman!" Chris announced. "Weren't you with-"
"Shego's a bad bitch in some crazy way! I gotta some play strategy, nigga-"
And Riley got chucked, as Muscle Man celebrated for some reason.
"At least I'm not in 24th!" Muscle Man shouted. "Do you have a coat, bro?"
Catalina and Riley were goners, as Muscle Man complained.
"Man, it's unfortunate that you have a pretty big coat!" Muscle Man shouted at the slowly climbing villain. "Do you know who else was not cold..."
The coachman and manly bounty hunter just waited for the answer with bated breath, as Chef looked at the green man.
"My mom!"
Muscle Man literally disappeared into the hut, courtesy of Deadpool's awesome and ridiculous power.
"I can't believe the coachman himself got 24th, you look terrible! Sol's 25th, by the way." Chris announced, as the two miserable men just glared at each other.
It was actually true, since Sol had a only a few scratches and Coachman had many more scratches.
"You and your challenges make me sick, to think that you would force us to go through so much torture. Well...I'd think you would regret that." Coachman said, back on his bullshit.
"You sucked again, just get outta here." Sol said.
Ryuko literally stomped onto the finish line.
"Yeah, fuck you, you're a big bitch!" Ryuko yelled. "Anyways, what position did I get?"
"26th."
Ryuko smashed her sword on the floor, as the other two campers wisely went away.
"I'm going to have a good fucking time!"
"Ay, bruh, did you have to break the ground?" Lowain got panicked, as Ryuko looked confused.
Ryuko stomped into the hut, as the three of them were spoked along with Chris.
"Lowain, you get 27th, Mystique Sonia you get 28th and Mai, you've got 29th!"
"Holy..., how are you still alive?" Mystique Sonia asked.
"The fact that I'm out of a 2000s movie-"
Lowain dropped almost dead.
"...Maybe you should tone it down a bit." Mystique Sonia made Yasha carry Lowain. "Come on, you can't just do that."
Yasha may have been the beautiful hero's hat, but she did not want to carry Lowain and it was not looking any better for the next guy coming in, crawling with the rock spirit.
"Rock, you have 30th place, please don't sue me!"
"Not really, aside from all the pain I have, this challenge's gnarly as hell!" Rock shouted, even if his everything else looked terrible. "Where's Clover?"
"In the hut."
Rock then crawled his way out of the camera view, as Scott Pilgrim pulled up with a piece of rock that was pretty big and a black eye as well.
"Scott Pilgrim, 31st, my guy!"
"Yeah, thanks." Scott Pilgrim stated. "Can I go get myself healed?"
"Dude, just go." Rock remarked.
"And we're still not done with 17 campers remaining on the mountain climb and they're stuck in a rough one! Or not."
The classic reality show campers weren't really excited for the snow, even if they had been in there.
"Oh my god, this challenge is stupid!" Leshawna shouted. "I've been in this before and gonna be honest, never gets better."
"This isn't going to help." Crimson said in a monotone manner. "It's fine."
"Bruh, aren't you freaked out by the boulders or something?"
"It's a condition of life."
Leshawna and Crimson just looked at each other, as Sakura shot a Shinku Hadouken out of nowhere, as Crimson decided that things were a bit awkward slowly climbing.
Leshawna didn't survive another boulder got hits, as Sakura and Crimson were going ahead.
"Joseph, goddamn, you got 32nd!"
"I know what you're going to say next. What happened to you!" Joseph proclaimed.
"What happened to you, man, if only you were good as your words!" Chris announced, as Joseph just skulked away like a bit of a badass.
The other three just looked at him like they saw
"Crimson, 33rd. Sakura, 34th. Iori Yagami, 35th...man, why are you guys so mad? This challenge is sick!" Chris announced, as Iori just chuckled. "You got it?"
"Look, I'm just happy that Joseph finally finished ahead of Kyo because Kyo sucks ass and he can..."
Chef just shoved Iori out of the camview, as the other people had to come in.
"...Kyo, congrats, you got 36th!" Chris announced, as Kyo looked pissed off. "At least you guys are surprisingly fast!"
*Kyo's confessional*
The pretty-boy fighter was practically deep in the sauna.
"FUCK, now I can't say that the Coachman was beaten by me, but I know he's not immune. Still don't know what one of the other guys were talking about him being hard to eliminate, he got 24th...to my 36th!"
He slowly got tired.
"Still couldn't even beat Iori."
*Iori's confessional*
He was mad.
"I got beaten by...some friend of me. That sucks ass because he's a rocking pretty boy with some girl who's boring me, but it also sucks ass because Kyo sucks ass." Iori grumbled. "Not even a cat here!"
*Confessional cut*
Aside from Joseph, Kyo and Iori sucking, there wasn't that much notable about the rest of them that were lagging behind...aside from their ridiculous personalities.
Minus Mikasa, who was looking fucking excited, as Squirrel Girl and Rapunzel just looked like they wanted to be in the sauna.
"Yeah, I can tell you two had a great time doing some things fighting your old friends! For the record, Leshawna gets 37th, Mikasa gets 38th, Squirrel Girl gets 39th and Rapunzel gets 40th!" Chris announced. "It's awesome, right?"
"No?" Mikasa asked. "It wasn't even that hard, they were all really annoying and an odd mix of terrible people and people who I didn't want to fight-"
"We beat Gintoki, JFK, Lynn, the volleyball guy, Falco and some other dudes who I probably forgot together, Rapunzel's frying pan was bent, you should have recorded!" Squirrel Girl shouted. "You have that recorded, right?"
"Yeah, but some other people arrived...like Yuri and Giovanni, two of the most...people of all time! Giovanni, 41st and Yuri, 42nd!"
Rapunzel and Giovanni just didn't care about the hosts' remarks.
"We are that!" Rapunzel just shouted. "What's a sauna?"
"It's a place where only the baddest people hang out to relax the villain muscles or the place where my mom goes sometimes!" Giovanni declared, as Rapunzel wasn't even that mad. "A place of relaxation and steam!"
Rapunzel rolled her eyes.
"Yumeko, somehow not here, but you're in 43rd!" Chris announced, as Yumeko wasn't in a bad mood. "Can't believe Tanya got 44th."
"Being on this show is like a gamble of death!" Yumeko shouted. "I realised that a while ago when I messed up the jump and nearly died!"
"I'm glad we know that you're insane." Tanya answered.
"Tails and Reg, what do you have to say being in 45th and 46th?"
"NOT BOTTOM 4! NO!" Tails complained, as Reg was trying to comfort him. "I'm just trying to prove that I'd want to be here!"
"Everyone has their ups and downs." Tanya said.
*Tails' confessional*
The fox was almost nervous at how bad he did.
"From essentially nailing down Fang in the previous challenge and helping our team win to this! Wow, that must suck not being that consistent...I wonder if this is how Sonic in Everything 2 felt in the Hogwarts challenge." Tails said, being introspective. "Must be something."
*Confessional cut*
"For the winning team it is down to the last two contestants, since they're both on different teams and not willing to lost their second chance."
Mr. Smee and Hsien-Ko...
...that's it.
"I wonder how everyone's so fast, since-" Mr. Smee asked.
"Why are you asking me? I want to beat you!" Hsien-Ko yelled.
The final two climbers looked worse for wear, would be a bit of understatement, as while they didn't have any limbs missing or what not, but they were plainly messed up by what was stuck in the middle of the caves.
There was a lot of animals that probably got dug up into the caves that these two had to suffer and surprisingly, Hsien-Ko had trouble moving quickly with her weapons being a two tons.
Mr. Smee was plain fast.
Absurdly fast in comparison, even if he got hit by a cold meatball at least five times and with the meat finished and wiped off his face.
"Mr. Smee, you're not in last place, my guy and by coincidence, you made your team win...again. Hsien-Ko, you're in last and you'll be lucky if-"
"Please tell I'm not going to go out like JFK, he's a sexist." Hsien-Ko asked Mr. Smee, who got a lot of cheers. "This team's still a mess."
"Of course it is, it's like five different countries put together by forces with notable history!" Tails shouted. "Our team's like Germany."
"...What about China?" Hsien-Ko answered...
...thinking about the analogy.
"...I can't believe that makes sense for our team. What about the top 20?"
Hsien-Ko had lost and the metric that she tried using was...
"Dude, your team lost a while ago, then! No matter how you slice it, dude, Chill Capybaras win again!"
Her team still looked at her, as Smee's team was a bit nervous about their win.
The leaderboard at the end of the challenge:
1st: Samus Aran (Immune, CC)
2nd: Azula (Immune, FF)
3rd: Dante (Immune, FF)
4th: Samurai Jack (Immune, CC)
5th: Kugisaki Nobara (Immune, CC)
6th: Shego (CC)
7th: Tanjiro Kamado (CC)
8th: Cassie Cage (CC)
9th: The Heavy (CC)
10th: Nicole Watterson (CC)
11th: Pit (Immune, FF)
-break point-
12th: Pinstripe Potoroo (FF)
13th: Miko Kubota (FF)
14th: Ochako Uraraka (FF)
15th: Clover Ewing (FF)
16th: Sokka (CC)
17th: Terry Bogard (CC)
18th: Deadpool (FF)
19th: Basil (FF)
20th: Bayonetta (CC)
21st: Catalina Alves (CC)
-another break point-
22nd: Muscle Man (CC)
23rd: Riley Freeman (CC)
24th: The Coachman (FF)
25th: Sol Badguy (FF)
26th: Ryuko Matoi (CC)
27th: Lowain (CC)
28th: Mystique Sonia (FF)
29th: Mai Shiranui (FF)
30th: Rock (FF)
31st: Scott Pilgrim (CC)
-another break point-
32nd: Joseph Joestar (CC)
33rd: Crimson (FF)
34th: Sakura (FF)
35th: Iori Yagami (FF)
36th: Kyo Kusanagi (CC)
37th: Leshawna (FF)
38th: Mikasa (FF)
39th: Squirrel Girl (FF)
40th: Rapunzel (FF)
-break point-
41st: Giovanni Potage (FF)
42nd: Yuri Sakazaki (CC)
43rd: Yumeko Jabami (FF)
44th: Tanya Degurechaff (CC)
45th: Tails (CC)
46th: Reg (CC)
47th: Mr. Smee (CC, practically won)
48th: Hsien-Ko (FF, lost them the challenge)
-end of leaderboard-
To be continued in the final part of the snow-covered mountain for Pahkitew Island and it contains the elimination spot and a slide for the eliminated contestants, because the producers are nicer people than usual and the chapter's also shorter for reasons.
Can I say one thing?
There's been Total Drama crossovers (Everything, Infinite, Cartoon Multiverse, Cruise and Endless both have two seasons), Survivor crossovers (KoopalingFan and PunchDrunk123 are the only ones that I've read, so there's probably a lot more) and even an Amazing Race crossover (I read it a long time ago and it's never going to be finished)
And that's just on , I can't even think of the ones on AO3, so I'd like to say that I'm grateful for the fact that there are a lot of crossovers to read.
And you know, I can guarantee that from this part on, I'll make this fic really worth it.