Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 23: Ice Cold Climbers
Part 4: Cold, Cold Eliminations!
Welcome to elimination, lul, guess what happens next.
No really, guess, because there's some ridiculous choices in for the votes.
The Fiery Foxes took another L today, the Chill Capybaras took another W, the former team was still fractured and the latter team was still structured...which wasn't much of a compliment.
Dante and Coachman wouldn't even give each other that.
"You're old, old news, old age, old...coat, even!" Dante remarked. "You literally can't vote for me."
"Oh god, just because you won...five or six challenges doesn't mean anything when you're a fool." Coachman said. "See, you may lose one day."
"You lost today, so shut up." Dante was tired. "I'll go back into the sauna with my teammates that sort of won."
"...Oh, so it's sort of. For someone so formidable, you can't afford a conversation about getting me out of this tight spot?" Coachman casually smoked, as Dante went into the sauna. "Are you serious?"
"No way, are you serious? You're going to have to convince me, even if I know that I'll be sending home, to..." Hsien-Ko realised what she was proposing. "...the losers' island."
"Yeah!" Mystique Sonia shouted, as Coachman rolled his eyes at her. "We're going to vote for you and that's that."
Mystique Sonia and Hsien-Ko were only a few of the people that had their sights set on the villainous old man, considering that he bombed in the challenge despite having the advantageous route.
*Pinstripe's confessional*
The mobster just finished his session of frustrated groans.
"When this man thinks of something, unholy things happen for him and he continues on in the competition with his stable reputation and when he doesn't think, shit like today's challenge, yesterday's challenge...probably half the challenges after he made that donkey lettuce. Point is, we're not going down without a fight." Pinstripe carefully spoke.
*Confessional cut*
As for the winners...
"Bro, I bet they're fighting about who to vote off unlike us guys. Do you know who else is safe and got top 15?" Muscle Man had to ask, as everyone waited. "MY MOM!"
"Nigga, you're lucky that you're on top of this! You're kinda annoying." Riley complained from the other side of the wall, as the other guys were just looking at Muscle Man.
"Bro, you can't even drive, get real! Anyways, I wonder when the merge is gonna happen?"
With the guys in the sauna, they were too busy getting relaxed or were on the other team, minus one fellow dude in the buff.
"Whoa, man, why are you asking?!" Joseph shouted in shock.
"...This show's crazier now." Muscle Man said. "Chris is insane!"
"When hasn't he been insane? Especially hosting a challenge like this one."
"...Good point, bro. Still though, it ain't been like this before."
In that moment, the two bros shared a moment of strategy or something like that, as there was a whole bunch of fellas that really wondered what was going on with the season.
"Yeah, I was not expecting you two to work with the strategy. If I'm right, the merge could be in no more than five challenges from now...by which there's going to be a lot of people gone." Tails told the two of them, as the team was shocked. "Strangely enough, I hope that all of us can make it through."
"Yeah, Two-Tail's right! We've just gotta use our powers, have a good time and drink water!" Joseph declared, as Muscle Man just relaxed. "Okay."
All of the Chill Capybaras were finally living up to their name.
*Muscle Man's confessional*
"It's been a long season and I ain't done nothing! I got carried by two kids...nah, three kids, some supervillain and the hottest chick on this island. I don't even to get see anything unholy aside from that old man getting eliminated! You know who else wants that old man eliminated..."
He was about to break some more boundaries.
"...practically everyone including MY MOM!"
*Confessional cut*
And the main alliance of the season was excited about these news.
"WOOOO! One day and we already did our jobs!" Clover shouted. "But I wish I wasn't around so many pretty boys all the time!"
"But all of these guys are stupid!" Yuri declared, now officially in the Donkey Heads. "Like the Monopoly that I played with Pit, whoever's in our will be goners!"
"...Uh, thanks, Yuri, but it take all of us just one challenge to beat him." Clover said, as Yuri went for a high-five. "Woo, let's go."
"LET'S GO!"
"I'm glad we kinda caught him when he sucks because when he doesn't...you should know." Squirrel Girl remarked. "I'm genuinely surprised that I haven't been eliminated yet."
"Yeah, it's inevitable, but so is Coachman's butt getting kicked off the island. Definitely." Yuri said.
While all of the ladies along with Joseph, Kyo, Terry Bogard and Deadpool were celebrating the dub of the biggest alliance in the game, Bayonetta could sense a messed up vote in the air and Basil and Tails practically knew it.
"I don't want to tell those guys but you've definitely noticed Coachman's ability to convince people of a strange point and a fair share of questionable votes?" Tails could see that Basil was thinking. "Honestly, it's far too early to celebrate."
"Yes, it is. And I have told Chris over and over again about my concerns of his human trafficking which should be obvious." Basil just had to say it, as Tails looked mad. "...Not guilty, apparently."
"As much as that's a serious issue, can't do anything about it..." Tails sighed. "...he has done some irredeemiable stuff regardless."
"That is fair. I just hope the team that I am on realises that some votes might be changed." Basil said. "...which will make this alliance's goal harder to finish."
"That...makes sense. Imagine your vote potentially being changed." Tails stated.
The two of them were looking at each other, in this weird, weird conversation (mostly for the criminal stuff)
"I've never thought of that...quite ridiculous." Basil answered. "And he is rumoured to have at least two elimination idols to boot."
"...RUMOURED-"
Tails just didn't want to consider the possibility.
"...This is going to take a while."
"It is and you know what, I'll be looking good and making our team win the whole time!" Bayonetta exclaimed. "...I'd rather just fight with Dante."
"Yeah, I hope he's not eliminated because he doesn't seem like a bad guy." Tails said, which prompted an eyeroll from Bayonetta.
*Bayonetta's confessional*
The witch was back in her stride.
"I've had so many angels come for me without any hesitation for my existence and I do have a lot of demon pets...but this show might flip that around for one reason...well, one reason really. And Dante, but he's really funny at how he is definitely trying to be chill." Bayo stated.
*Confessional cut*
And the other team wasn't any less happy about the situation down in the annals of the Fiery Foxes, having their pretty good food cooked by DJ...even if Azula's alliance was in a weird state.
"Honestly, it's kinda crazy how his actions have consequences...aside from immunity idols and vote craziness, it is hard to see how he could get out of this." Nicole just looked at the situation.
"Uh, shouldn't you keep that kind of stuff under wraps? I wouldn't like to be exposed for sucking." Shego remarked, as Nicole didn't care that much.
"...That is true."
Aside from being stuck in a sauna, there was one person that had some epic leaks and also used the word epic a bit too much in regular conversation.
"Brah, I think I've got reason that some unholy stuff's going down on the other side. I mean, they're already going through an situation and they're very much the opposite of lit." Lowain answered. "...Since when did I turn into a gossip player?"
"Since forever." Sokka got the massage. "Man, why is everyone so mad over him...aside from accidentally trying to kill our team?"
"Good enough, dude."
"Yeah, he's not gonna stand for that."
"Man, he also scapegoated Kipo into essentially taking his spot for elimination, really messed up!"
"Can you just stop for a second, bro, I'm trying to get relaxed!" Muscle Man shouted, completely stopping the conversation.
*Yumeko's confessional*
She just took a breather.
"Is this what having a boyfriend is like. He doesn't have an absurd amount of money, yet you can tell him everything that you need to without messing with the Capybaras' social fabric...he may not be able to gamble with money, but he is able to take risks." She smiled, as she said this. "And I said enough things."
*Sokka's confessional*
"That's like Azula except like her grandfather, who was the first guy to establish the...old Fire Nation. Huh."
Sokka thought about that for three seconds.
"...If this guy can breathe fire, I'm going to make sure that he is out of this crazy competion! And then Azula, because she's evil and smart!"
*Confessional cut*
The Fiery Foxes were done with the votes and they were very interesting to quote a certain someone who just wanted to get this episode's drama extended as long as he could with a lot of bitter faces, smug grins and calm guys in the team of twenty-four.
"Alright, so, since Pit, Azula and Dante are immune to any votes it will not count for them dudes and it looks like everyone knew!" Chris just held the marshmallow stack. "You know the drill by know, anyone who has a marshmellow is safe and anyone who doesn't have one is out and..."
The host chuckled, as some of the smarter campers were worried.
"...you guys have some fiery votes, right now!"
Speaking of immune contestants, the three of them got thrown a marshmallow each.
"Deadpool has none!"
"That's right, Chris, it's not a Total Drama crossover without me in it!" Deadpool caught it...while talking.
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"So does Rock and Miko!"
"Oh, yeah, we're still gaming!" Miko raised a fist to a missed marshmallow.
Rock raised a fist.
"Iori!"
Iori grumbled, as he gathered his safety.
"Mai!"
Mai already had the marshmallow.
"Pinstripe!"
The mobster took it.
"Rapunzel!"
"Finally!"
"Mikasa."
The slayer just grabbed it in spite of her lacking performance.
"Basil."
The mouse detective grinned.
"Mystique Sonia!"
Yaksha took the marshmallow for the hero with a long tongue.
"Ochako Uraraka."
The nervous hero then calmly breathed.
"you guys all share a lack of votes!"
"Yes..." Squirrel Girl realised that she was in the hot seat. "...Oh."
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...Crimson blinked.
"Crimson, you were creepy enough to not get a vote."
"Good." She said.
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...Clover looked confused.
...Hsien-Ko looked sure of her elimination.
...Sakura wondered what was going down with Squirrel Girl sensing something.
...Yumeko had to look at Coachman's grin to sense some kind of betrayal.
...and finally, Giovanni wasn't ready down to go early with Sol Badguy wondering the obvious.
"Leshawna, you're safe with one vote."
"I'm surprised that I didn't get voted out either." Leshawna said. "Not that I wanted to or anything."
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"Yumeko, you also got one vote."
"Who could blame him, I do scare people." Yumeko remarked, as Giovanni just shrudded at her casual-ness. "Anywho..."
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"Now, since we've only got six people left to vote off, once again, we're going from highest votes to the lowest votes." Chris announced. "Hsien-Ko..."
"-I'm eliminated, aren't I?" Hsien-Ko said. "With-"
"-With five votes to your name, you're out! Along with..."
Clover was trying to not bite her nails, as Giovanni was trying to not freak out.
"...Giovanni, who also has five votes!"
"NOOOOO, I didn't live up to my potential!" Giovanni shouted.
"To be fair, you got second-last on our team." Hsien-Ko said. "Sorry."
"Okay, campers, shut up for a second..."
They all shut up.
"...Clover..."
She looked surprised.
"...you also had one vote, so enjoy your safety!"
"Yes, say goodbye to this creepy old guy!" Clover stood up. "...Sol, you want to celebrate?"
"He's not really in a celebrating mood." Dante said, as Basil whispered to him something.
Dante and Basil was sweating buckets.
"Sol, Sakura, Squirrel Girl and Coachman...two of you will be safe, two of you will not be safe." Chris announced. "The first one with four votes is..."
Squirrel Girl wondered when the hammer was going to drop on her.
"...Sakura, your time here on this show's over with your four votes!"
And she was still more nervous, as Sol Badguy slowly turned to look at Coachman, who had quite the grin with Sakura being a little bit angry.
"Urgh, just get it over with." Sol remarked.
"Yes, get it over with-"
"Congrats, Sol Badguy aka Fredrick, you're also eliminated with the same number of votes as Sakura, despite being well-liked in the team." Chris announced.
Sol then was ready to punch the old man's face, but it was a bit too obvious for it to even hit.
"I mean, I am a threat, but still..." Sol said. "...you cooked up some bullshit."
"Believe it or not, it is not bullshit. Just the obvious." Coachman replied, as Dante was incensed.
*Coachman's confessional*
He was taking a smoke in the confessional.
"I'm surprised that Azula managed to have an explaination that solid for him to be eliminated without any regard for me. Well, she'll be very useful for a good while I decide to rehabiliate my reputation of sorts...being a donkey trader is harder than you think." Coachman said. "Switching a few votes here and there is the easy part."
He looke quite pleased.
"Honestly, I would be eliminated if it wasn't for those two. But those two are both problems in my thorns."
*Azula's confessional*
She wasn't pleased.
"You know, going to try and defend a flailing old man for several challenge is starting to lose its worth. I had to argue that he was both very important and very volatile, something that shouldn't work here...but it did because people trusted me. The Fire Nation didn't get here by sticking with unreliable people and I won't hesitate to cut him out of this season." Azula answered. "Like the tides, the game will shift towards me!"
She still didn't smile.
*Confessional cut*
"Final words?"
"You know what, you may have the words and you may have convinced me to vote for the scary Sol because I kinda forgot, but you're not going to win this!" Sakura shouted. "Sorry, Sol Badguy, I didn't know-"
"-This is a bullshit elimination, but not for that reason. I'm plenty strong and I bet that Dante can sense it." Sol remarked.
"Cool, see ya on the Losers' Special!"
"NOOOO, Hardwings, Squirrel Master and Gamechanger, further my legacy of being a supervillain-AAAAHHHH!" Giovanni shouted, right before slingshotted...
...on a yacht along with the other four eliminated contestants.
And the four of them were shot off to being eliminated.
"Seriously, that was the drama that I promised and brung to your screens! We've got more of the ultimate drama on the next episode of..."
Chris just ignored the uproar that was right behind him.
"...TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE ISLANDS!"
To be continued in the Episode 24 aka potentially the most 2nd anniversary episode that could be done at the moment, as the 44 remaining campers realise that they're about to do some bullshit!
Go shopping like women in the 2000s apparently did, managing to not only get some good stuff including an extra game-changing thing or two, but for only a limited time only...
...a crossover in the supermarket/big box store is what these guys will be getting through!
Not exactly when you've got Chris McLean around or even two of them.
BRB, I'll ask someone...shouldn't be too hard.
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Oh, yeah.
For both Sakura and Hsien-Ko, I both have no idea what to do with them and much more importantly, they are both very strong campers who were well-liked within the team, which could actually describe half of the team at this point and plus, I don't mind having a comeback in another season!
Giovanni, though. It's a bit hard to follow up Infinite's thing, but I hope you liked the guy that was in here, a bit immature, not much of a villain and generally well-liked within the season...if he didn't mess up, which getting 41st on this challenge, he did.
You would think that Sol with all of his power, challenge winning prowess and general advice giver to Dante, would be able to survive this elimination, but alas, he was seen as a threat and thanks to a little bit of...
...bullshit, he's out of the competition and with only three swapped votes to his name.
Damn, that is the episode. Anyways, you like it or hate it, 'cause I didn't want Sol to be out, but it makes sense story-wise.